Letterbox SHREDDER shreds EVERYTHING
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- čas přidán 4. 09. 2024
- Mk2 letterbox shredder has power so watch those fingers Mr Postman.
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She's rocking......and in true furze style its got way to big n heavy and destroys itself haha. If I do make a MK3 I could improve it again but for now the furze shred 500c will get me y for my shredding needs. Check out my other crazy inventions if your new and give that bell a tinkle.
Im first
Been waiting this second part! It’s incredible!
Think about postman pats fingers
🙄
hello Colin
You are tfue
"dad, have you seen my new phone? The postman says he delivered it today"
😯
Dang wonder why that box explodes
"Daddy, why is there a puddle of chunky red soup and shredded postman uniform by the front door?"
@@swissphillyd well the dog was to lazy
I think we can establish that Colin's madness has reached a level where he has become a danger to the public :-)
Actually had a little giggle seeing colin get scared by his own door bell and internally thinking "why did i make this"
I've bought a new compressor since building it and its a 10 bar machine rather than an 8bar so its got that little bit louder haha
Bet your bit more jumpy when somebody press the doorbell when you're messing with something that could explode
@@colinfurze You are absolutely mad, that is what I love about you. That and you are a bloody genius. =)
This comment made me laugh
Time stamp plz
“Oh the letter didn’t go through, let me push it in a bit more” *sticks fingers in*
Oh god therre dead
Yea awas thinking the same ting
I was in the middle of drinking me some water and almost shorted out my keyboard reading this...
@@braedonlackovic1776 why is your keyboard up your nose?
@@hiddensinix2767 no reason........
"Your getting evicted because of your stupid experiments"
"Well i haven't gotten an eviction notice"
Billboss900 *you’re
@@josueosuna2205 Ok grammar police
@@TrapCat Better to be corrected and learn than look like an idiot for the rest of your life.
Tango Theo not like any decent person is really gonna care about a small, unimportant grammar mistake on a CZcams comment
@@robertyourwaiter5615 probably not. But it's hard to take someone serious when they make a simple spelling mistake.
imagine being a postman and hearing this crunching sound when you put the mail through the mail slot
And then after pulling your hand back out, you're missing a few fingers
thats the same with dogs , trust me dogs scare me when i deliver the paper
And then spitting the mail right back out shredded. I'd feel bad
😂😂😂
Imagine your fingers
At this point His whole house is a death trap one wrong step and you're gone
Whammy
Don’t worry, he’s got his safety tie
*YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL*
I was kinda hoping his shoe would get caught in the shredder when he pushed the paper in with his foot.
For God sake his light is a chainsaw u can't go anywhere without possibly chopping of your arm off
Thats actually quite safe.
If the Postie sticks his Hand in it he will let off the Button. Next Time he can´t even press the Button and stick his hand in because he now has only one Hand left. See? Safe!
Markus_B It’s good he’s not over there in America, people would stick there hole arm in and then sue him for not putting warnings on it or some dumb other thing.
That… is proppa Orky finkin’ for a proppa Mek.
And I was worried... YOU ARE SMART. The machine may not be forgiving, but at least it's not greedy.
@@jamesd0lan They meant "It's good he's over there [in Britain]. In America, people would..."
Colin could make it even safer by adding an automated cauterizing torch that turns the little bits into ashes for added security for people that may put the shreds together to find identity theft info and also take up even less space in the rubbish, as well as cauterizing any flesh that may enter the shredder. He should also do it because the excess blood will rust the gears.
What I admire the most is Colin's ability to not stick his fingers in everything he builds
“Mom have you seen my diploma”
“Yeah the Mailman delivered it today”
Unoriginal
@@axl1410 its a joke bruh
Diego G. An unoriginal joke
So original
It is mum and it is a undergraduate certificate
Just a thought, if you are going to continue inventing these most useful devices, it may be a good time to start your own line of prosthetic arms and legs. Because in this line of work, you will never know when you will need a new hand, arm, leg, foot or even a replacement neck, as tie accidents are on the rise.
Oh no, what I have I done. This can only end in disaster, I forgot who I was talking to....
@@skarekr0w3 but these prostetic arms have to run with fuel!
@@chey6884 I am sorry in advance...
I think everyone is on the same page, Colin, you scare us! If you lose a hand, there will be no more videos.
@@skarekr0w3
Nonsense! I'm 100% certain if he loses a hand, he'll design the most terrifying grabby bit in existence.
Can you imagine the postman sticking his hand in to make sure he got the letter?
mine always leaves letters hanging half out
Mmm.... Minced Meat 😋🍴🍴🥢🥄
I was thinking the same thing! He was like: "Better make sure I got the mail in". Then: BZZZZZZZZZ MINCE MEAT NO ON CAN HELP YOU NOW! AAAAH! HELP ME, I'm GETTING EATEN, PLEASE HE.. GALBBLAGLBLALBLBBB.... Silence
They would only do that once if smart. If a typical Postie, he'd do it twice...
When your boss sends you check through mail
imagine his neighbours just looking out the window and seeing him trying to put a clock through the letterbox of his shed lol. very nice build.
I love your profile picture
Reverse the video and rename it letterbox shredder creates anything.
Me
Brilliant.
10/10
For recycling it’s an absolutely genius idea. You could collect every 6 months rather than two weeks, and the government could spend more money on MP’s sports cars and fifth homes.
Wet garbage, my friend. Wet garbage is the problem.
It would be disastrous for the environment. People would be tossing all kinds of stuff that don't belong in the bin as you cannot discern it when everything is turned into granulate.
@@OperationDarkside dry it beforehand then.
(a m'lady and fedora tip should be enough)
only if it's sorted. If it's got everything mixed in, it's only good for landfill.
@@satibel I don't trust that amount of responsibility to the average person
Feeding that clock through it looked very.............
time consuming.
At least two hands were lost to this shredder.
Bad Dad Jokes champion right here
To the top with u
It was, on the face of it......
It was really time consuming.... :-)
Colin, you're actually onto something really cool. Imagine if everyone could shred all their rubbish.
Version 3 needs an integrated incinerator.
Ooooo!
collaborate with Oil Burner: czcams.com/users/glumpy10videos
Shredded stuff burns much much better. Logic approach.
Which is not anymore eco-friendly, but anyway
*integrated junk fuled power plant that power the house. Finally those junk mails will have a purpose.
Mailman: *Slides in a milliondollar check*
Shredder: *Shreds check*
Colin: 🗿
Colin: S M H 🤦🏻♂️
@@Kamal_AL-Hinai SMH my head
@@Kamal_AL-Hinai OMG my god
@@Kamal_AL-Hinai lol out loud
Nashoryno ! WTF the fuck?
Why don't you make a shredder that fits the top of that recycling bin, so that it actually saves space...? *THAT* would be useful
Oblivions Edge Yes Indeed
soooo a regular paper shredder?
@@DavidScheiber unless not only for paper, I'd buy it
You already answered your question. Because it would be useful obviously. ^^
Take the words out of my fingers
6:16 when the vending machine doesn't take your 1$ bill
This is so freaking awesome!!
Whoa
His next build of this should use a 2 stroke 125cc and a reducing gearbox what you think?
Omg alec ia here, well i know he is in Montana for his new Shop,
But literally ... XD
You're not someone I expected to see here lol. Haven't even been in the states a month and already looking for junk mail solutions?
It's pretty brilliant.
Can we go kill some time?
Colin: stuffs clock into shredder.
...but the clock took the longest to shred.
Are you saying... that killing time is really TIME CONSUMING?
He might as well have EATEN the clock.
Imagine when his friend puts a check for 200 pounds through the letterbox without knowing
an mlg slug productions doesn't really ,matter cause a check doesn't have a value till taken into their bank
Glad you tucked that tie in, Colin 👍
idifferfromyou2008 but it’s the safety tie!!!
can you please make a pencil sharpener but with a chainsaw motor
@@DragonKingCosmos yes
YES!
I can
@Legendary Drawings yeah
I think I saw your postman Colin, he is missing one hand and 4 fingers on the other
how is he delivering mail with 1 finger
@@sulsty1628 r/whooosh
@@piotr88e XD
r/whoosh i understood the fuckin joke XD
@@sulsty1628 it's r/woooosh wItH fOuR o'S
@@piotr88e Fuck off
"IT DOESN'T DO WOOD" -The Doctor
You wonderful wonderful man.
SmarterEveryDay first
@@John4Dragon wierd to write "first" with such a delay but OK 😅
Do a Collab destin. Colin is underrated.
Hey smartereveryday
you need to add a blower to send all the cr@p back outside to the person delivering it.
just say crap
@@jesselapides4390 Like the things farmer have, that I like to call Sh!t Flickers.🤢👍
what?
Brilliant!
CrAp
first vid since i've subbed, not disappointed
You have so much fun ahead and behind! Go watch his past vids. You won’t be dissatisfied!
Welcome to the family, son
yeah this is colin's relativley sane side, just wait till you see him building a fuckin hovercraft...oh wait hes already done that....
Welcome to the furze enjoy his insane genius
Sufyan Jaunbocus ohoho boy you’ve seen nothing.
“Where’s my new shirt???!!!!!”
“Check the mailbox”
“It’s not there!”
“ *_I know_* “
Shreds everything , including the mailman’s fingers
As a former mail carrier, that's really terrifying 👀 I would just drop the mail at the door instead of in the box
At this point it is pretty much an ssi shredder, capable of shredding the mailman.
Ha ha I guess think more likely his entire arm. 😂👍
shreds the earth
@@johnnyclean8233 no, it would get stopped cause mailboxes arent with infinite surface area to put mails inside
Son: Did you see my IPad I had delivered?
Dad:
ɪ ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇᴅ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴛᴏʀ
purple WE ENGAGE SECND MOTA
**CZcams sends exclusive play button**
*he shreds it*
*-AND DOESN'T CARE-*
No one:
Me: This is the real life MumboJumbo...
The British checks out too!
ok 👌
Nah The Blocky Universe is just not visible inside this universe so yeah
Watch that tie Colin, watch that tie!
I hate when they give me a clock instead of the coffee i ordered.
And its never on time!
:)
Have a good time to shred it! xD
Did you notice the Subliminal Advertisement? "Orange" Phone, a "Clock" and a Machine, that does most of the "Work". This Guy is trying to sell us an Orange Clock, for our Workplace, because, he is an Orange Clock Salesman, but, only on Satorangeday.
Oh yah me to
You still not got that fan mail I sent?
Carl Scott it got shredded
Is this a joke or are you serious
@@jasonmurawski5877 tHaTs ThE jOkE
@@kachigga586 thAt's also the jOkE
@@ahmadhamidi8472 tHaTs WhY i SpElT iT liKe ThIs
colin. i would love to see the shredder put onto the plue bin instead so you can instantly shread plastics and paper. but with the choice of being able to detach it when it comes to bin day
Could you make the Jonny English super speed wheelchair?
When your shredder ate the clock
It must've been time consuming
@Kieran Reed *ba dum tss*
@@x_x5009 oofie
if you're going steal a joke atleast put sone originality on it
u r gay
I rather thought it was a waste of time. Or it ate the day up. I guess there was no saving face? Warning to all clocks: Keep hands away from the door-shredder. That's some plot-second footage. - - - I'm out.
Colin wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror: "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!" Then makes coffee.
...using a flamethrower and then toast using a catapult
Coffee, or did you say clock
No...tea.
HMMMMM DO YOU MEAN TEA (not trying to be racist/offend anyone)
eddyoddrod with milk in first
I feel bad for the one guy who shoved his hands through the letter box to make sure the letter is through
2011: blenders.
2013: microwaves
2017: hydraulic presses
2019: shredders.
it's like the chinese zodiac, but with machines.
Shredders were before blenders
2019: Guillotines.
Next year DEATH RAYS
What year hits the time machine?
ZalVIIZero 2030
I've been fascinated by shredders since I was a child, so naturally, this is my favourite Furze video of 2018. Thanks Colin.
Hey Colin we’re behind on our electricity bill, we need to start sav-
SHREAD IT
2:09
I think I've had to-
EEEEEUUUUUUUU
Amazing energy, great build, dash of comedy...top notch my friend!
COLIN WE SHARE A BIRTHDAY
9 th like many more to come.....
Would have been great to see a blower shoot the shredded bits out the bottom!
Also, version three takes the shred, and shreds it smaller and smaller until it's just dust.
Yes, build not just a shredder, but an "atomizer".
It is rare when i see colin make something usefull
Dad: where’s the bill?!
*turns out it was shredded*
When you get your taxes and you forgot to disable the shredder letterbox.
Your African accent was probably the most accurate I have ever heard.
what part of Africa have I achieved
It's England accent
@@colinfurze I think it was somewhere from the Northern Southern region
Northern South Africa accent ftw
I can tell you right now that is not a southern accent, no one here sounds like that.
Dad: What did you do today?
Me: Oh you know, just watched an insane British guy stuff a clock through a shredder!
If he was insane he would be dead. This man is as mortal as electroboom and has the mindset of Michael reeves when he isn’t on crack.
Oh you know, just watched an insane British guy stuff a clock through a *DIY custom built except for the twin motors* shredder!
For some reason the "built every part himself" bit gets me even more
Love this idea. Here, we collect all the junk mail - everything without an address and/or name on it and then, when we have a decent pile, we go to the local post office and push it all back into their post box again. I usually get a glare from the post-mistress, but it lands in the post box with a very satisfying sound.
BREAKING NEWS:
POSTMAN HAND GOT SHRED!
A poor Postman brought out the Newspapers today. When he arrived at a weird looking house door he put the newspaper in but got stuck... Now he's popular as the the one handed postman.
The fun thing here is: He still got his Hand back... Much smaller and compact.
My story telling is terrible jesus
dont tell me the postman is Deadpool
More like "got his hand back all over his feet"
*But what if the mailman sticks his hand too far in?!*
This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest CZcamsr EVER? Good night dear mccoy
Crunch
@@AxxLAfriku ???? Is this self promotion or?
@@AxxLAfriku this is super confusing to me:who asked you?
then it’s a mailman with only one hand
When you eventually make a mk 3, just put it over the bin, that's where all the junk is gonna end up anyway
This video rapidly turned into Collin putting random crap through the shredder
If we’ve learnt one thing from this video, it’s don’t stick your wood in a shredder.
And make sure your shaft is wider then 19mm!
Don't stick your wood in your shredder..... it'll break your shaft!
Funkdoctor ha, that's a good shredder, Colin would probably fit that to his garage door and tell the postman it's a loading bay...
Okay, you're a total genius! :0
You should have put a GoPro through it
didn't expect to see you here i've been watching your videos since the hulkbuster
@@skatingskelly I'm always here
@@jamesbruton i can't help imagining you are a ghost from that reply
what about a nokia 3310, i think this will be a worthy battle
@@harrywhiterow2782 true
Mail: “You’ve won the lottery! Here’s the money”
Money: 10M
Mailman: Yeah it’s junk
Shitty joke
DominusGlitch this is bad comedy!
Mostly of you win money its goed to your bank account
@@FlawnedOfficial True dat
69 likes
Weirdly enough, these videos make me hopeful for the future. No idea why.
Coop Cooper Average Joe + Accomplishment = Hope
Make Furze the next Doctor Who
You should build the shredder into the bin
Btw that’s scooby not shaggy 😁
Stray cats:
😰
YOU ARE THE NEXT EINSTEIN
year your right good idea
Pff what a stupid idea. A shredder bin. Are you mad?
Little kid:**sticks hand in to see through the letterbox**
Colin: *YOU MUST REGRET YOUR DESISIONS*
i think you forgot to put a space between the colon and the *
Auces ok sorry i will put the in between colon and i think you spelt it like collin
I was about to comment about putting a movement sensor in it lol
free smoothie!
For some weird reason I can see how you derive great satisfaction from this...
Make a letterbox shredder that shreds other letterbox shredders. :D
Just mount a shredder to the top of you recycling bin. It would need to be removable.
or mount it in the kitchen so you shred the rubbish into an inside bin them just empty the shreddings into the recycling bin.
@@crisrose9707 what if someone accidentally puts the plastic pot in the sink and the spoon in the trash?
@@reizinhodojogo3956 spoon is recyclable :D
2:25 HIS REACTION THO
That’s fricking awesome!
1am in Australia and have last exams tomorrow nah colinfuze is more important
Same here 😂😁
Drop Bear same here too
😂😂😂😂
Good luck to you all for good results
Same goes to all of you guys good luck gamers
2:25
Colin: what else are we gonna d-
*sigh sombody is at the door
I love how you use the furze bell
please put theresa may through it
but she's such a good dancer........
@@colinfurze lmao
Put her Brexit deal in there while your at it.
I don't understand that why isnt it only England that leaves?
I don't know if it would kill a vampire
I pity the postman who gets dragged through your letter box 🤣
*gets youtube content creator check in mail*
LOL
That is why there is a switch with a sign that says to only turn it on when it is JUNK. A check (of any type) is definitely NOT junk.
@@simongoode9118 r/wooosh
Not check it’s spelled as *CHEQUE*
dude I have to say your my favorite mad scientist
@crookback 😂😂 Chill and also @james darkdevil he isnt a scientist he's a retired plumber
how do his relationships go?
wife: collin dear, our blender stopped working
collin: say no more fam
*ten seconds later comes back with a homemade blender bigger than the house*
5:38 - Clansey from Resident Evil 7 DLC aprooves. You've got yourself a new compactor.
*no more junk*
shreds a sheet of paper and makes 10x more junk
He doesn't makes more junk, he's just making the junk smaller so theres more air between the single pieces so he would have to create mass :)
G G r/wooosh
C-O-D-E R-E-D 7:58
@@code7ed thats not a woooosh, and this is not reddit please stop
r3xSean r/wooosh
Give a man a plasma cutter and he shreds mail for a day.
Teach a man to plasma cut and he makes a youtube channel.
the urban bible 23:19
What would happen if your hand got caught in it. Can you feed a lamb joint through it as a test?
I was crying with laughter, only a man finds this so,entertaining!!!!
Colin please finish the scooter pimp series! I want to see you ride that thing around in a mall disguised as an old man
Should have tried an old phone book. I don't think it would shred it
A Furze Creation: 40% Inspiration...40% Perspiration...20% The narrow line between this n that.
Great build!!! I could use this machine to help with recycling and even for making mulch for the farm...I wouldn't mount it in the letter slot as I wouldn't want to see my mail carrier's arm shredded in my house but An amazing tool to have around the farm for sure!!!
Imagine delivery guy's hand accidentaly crush in this ...
that would be sick
Now imagine a shredder that fits neatly over yer wheely bin... :D
Now you just need a super charged vacuum cleaner!
that would be cool a turbo charged hover
VacuumTurboshaft 3000
He would build a black hole.
Commonly known as a wife
Colin:oh yes new phone coming today I’m going to use it straight away
Shredder: NO NO your not
His front door is like a Saw trap
'Postman, do you want to play a game?'
At 2:54 , I was gonna pause the video, then I thought my thumb would get shredded
5:17 Something tells me this is not a good idea.
Something tells me that you have no idea what Colin is.
darshan kumar who*
@@rhondahixson4047 I'm sure he meant what hahaha Colin is a what not a who XD
Fuck.. u got here a month before me
Awesomeness, Colin! You're a SAVAGE!
So entertaining, thanks!
Furze should just make a giant shredder that can be placed like a cap on a rubbish bin to grind trash and let it all fall into the bin
I agree. It would be rather big and heavy though. Maybe it should be on a frame and you can roll the rubbish bin underneath it.
-Hey jimmy, the last thing your grandfather did before he died was write you a letter, no one has read it and he said something very important is inside, I mailed it to you have you got it yet
-Uhhhhhhhhhh
-Hey Jimmy, the last thing your grandfather did before he died was write you a letter, no one has read it and he said something very important is inside, he delivered it to you himself, have you got it yet
?
-Double Uhhhhhhhhhh
Well, don't deliver important stuff by mail.
Hey Colin my teacher told me to write a biography so I picked up your book and it is amazing at home work
cheers Nicky
So you taught kids at school how to make a power fist lol
What’s his book?
Start with an opening about plumbers. But transition to Colin 😄
Nightmare situation: Colin’s tie gets stuck in the machine while putting junk in
Plot twist: after shredding colin it spits peely back out
No problem, he wears a safety tie ;)