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- August 1, 2015 - A heist is planned. Plus the answer to last week's quiz and news about The Trial of the Century.
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Cecil: *explains entire plan in explicit detail on public radio for all to hear*
Cecil: hOw DiD tHeY fInD oUt?!?!?
appleorangestudios I kept whispering to myself, "Shut up you'll get them all arrested!"
I love how Steve is the one responsible to keep people focused on the important stuff instead of wandering into a world of hypnotic laser induced illusions
*Pikachu face*
@@Netherdan i was wondering if you put it in a spectogram it would display the image
i'm l0v1nK IT. as much as getting subways delivered in a paper bag saying 'uber eats' Just saying: TheIDFEatsMcDonald'sDAndMoreThatTheyShouldnt. But what can I say, even good Bürger Kings or as we say in the Tubïngen Burgër Meïster (its like Täbingen, but less Schäbig - sorry for that one Täbingen, don't even know you yet) order b00ks from Amaz0n pr1me or for the kindling a tiny bit and then some unnecessary stuff, but sometimes also necessary, and sometimes. just sometimes, you find what out what was really necessary and what a bit over the top l8, but such is life very much, please and thänk you anke, and bis später anette and is Uvuvwevwevwe still out of honey? Let's check real quick. Yup, still the case. More or less. So. How did they find out? You tell me. I haven't even watched the full video yet. Do I dare is the question, but maybe not the right one. Maybe is, will I make it? Or do I have enough time for that before... or after... or will I even remember somehow to watch this later? and if so, when? And how exactly? Memory is a tricky question. Let's just say 42 for now and call it even or similar.
i love how cecil doesn't pry into Janice's love life. he's just " you need my help in a ploy of illegal action to destroy your own personal information? sure, what do you have in mind?"
THAT'S HOW YOU UNCLE.
THAT'S DEFINATELY HOW YOU RAISE A KID.
+Cat Torres (ProFangirl717) You misspelled Definitely. I happen to be an Uncle and I would eventually ask questions, just not right away.
James Brinkley I did this from my phone awhile back, auto correct is not always right if you've misspelled the word before, so yeah.
The whole issue of absolute trust in Janice regarding her exclusive feelings towards another is really what I wanted to address. I wouldn't personally ask if it were me because it often lead to a lot of awkward, half hearted conversations that I don't think too fondly of, myself. Being given that trust is important, though.
+Cat Torres (ProFangirl717) as an aunt who has more than once assisted in the destruction of evidence and creation of air-tight alibis, I can vouch for this.
who is janice's parents?
Steve Carlsberg, and Cecil's Sister
Me: *hears new intro*
Me: *screams out of fear of the unknown*
Morgan Brady Me: *steals this text post from tumblr*
Mischa Lecter tumblr is that fandom website right?
Mischa Lecter I googled it, it is ^-^
Morgan Brady That and annoying feminists who probably are rich and in the suburbs or at a university complaining about sexism.
Caroline Klein And a line of people waiting to be next to say, "Well that's offensive."
"a stealth wheelchair" I love Janice with all my heart
rabbit same
Saaameee
I feel like I am missing something here.
@@TheKeyblader133 She's generally a sweet girl, nice to Uncle Cecil and (Uncle) Carlos, and is in a wheelchair, it's mentioned in earlier episodes
@@AwsomeKat777 I think when I replied to this, I was more confused as to what features a "stealth wheelchair" would have xD, but thanks for the response anyways ^^
"An uncle that could tell one Hell of a story, a niece that could come up with one Hell of a plan, and a butler who is just simply one Hell of a butler."
Oh my fangirl brain.
THOSE WERE MY EXACT THOUGHTS
I didn't even understand who the butler was
been a while since ive seen sebastian
HELL YES! SEBBY!
Hope you're enjoying the new season.
Cecil's getting a little...defiant. Like he was back in the StrexCorp days. I like it.
Cecil: somehow city council has been altered to our plan
yes Cecil this is what happens when you talk doing illegal activity on the radio
But, that was all according to plan...
We all know Janice's crush is Tamika.
I'm You PLEASE LET THIS BE CANNON PLEASE
AWWW. That would be cute, even if Janice would be slightly younger. It's just middle school.
Obviously omg
I SHIP ITTTT
how old are they both?
Imagine what the other "heist" members where thinking when they herd this! Carlos is in his lab and gets really confused because he's pretty sure he's currently doing science but you never know with night vale.
So then just measure out 25 grams of tungsten and..... oh no oh crud I’m accidentally breaking into government buildings again....not again....
"Speaking of which, Night Vale invites any dragons to come down to the courthouse to serve as his peers. Failing that, any multi-headed beings are welcome - although I can’t immediately think of any of those except obviously deer, and deer can’t take part in juries because of their profound belief in egalitarian anarchism."
I lost my shit at that line.
I would say Michael Sandero but his mom had his original head removed then he moved to Mitchigan
Like what about that Football player
ok but.......think of the power cecil has with his words....whether or not they are true people accept them as fact; they listen to him. that's......kinda terrifying right
he can see every citizen of Nightvale do things as they’re doing them at will, came out of a fight with antiques unscathed, and was able to resist The Smiling God.
Cecil is very strong. It’s not surprising that his words are too. How do you think they drove out Strex?
that’s just how news is tbh
25:44 "You see I'm simply one hell of a radio host."
cough black butler cough
chRits ye!
You can hear Cecil smiling throughout the entire broadcast. He's so adorable.
ESPECIALLY when he mentions Carlos
I could almost imagine Cecil doing this in his bedroom in the middle of the night, like in his pj's telling all of this it just seems funny to me. And like Carlos is just sitting there a little bit annoyed, but also enjoying this.
could you just imagine--
Carlos: Cece, I'm trying to sleep
Cecil: shhhhhhhhh i'm coming up with a devious illegal plan to help my niece!
Carlos: *sigh* i'm not going to sleep any time soon, aren't I
Cecil: *smirk*
Carlos: fine *sits up* how can I help
@@forgemakesstuff2734 that's actually adorable
A www Carlos and old woman Josie count as family!
Well, Carlos is Cecil's boyfriend and from the [Best Of?] Episode made ot sound like hes known Josie since she was little.
HECK YEAH THEY DO
And Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika and Erika
Steve
foolish---ly brave Steve
He really is, isn't he?
Scientist extrodinare, extraordinary scientist, Great hair! (TM)
InnocentDoodles best description for a member of a heist EVER
Oh no! the City Council has somehow discovered what the team were doing? How could that possibly have happened, Cecil? How. Could that possibly. Have happened.
+Holly Boreham Okay, I guess that was the point.
ARE WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW ADORABLE THIS EPISODE WAS
While listening to the episode: Cecil, I may not know much about heists from personal experience, but you generally don't want to announce what you're doing on the community radio for obvious reasons.
At the end of the episode: Oh, okay. It all makes sense now. And by all I mean almost nothing. The universe is weird and makes no sense. Like, no edge.
Re-listening to this episode. Yes, absolutely yes. Everything came together perfectly. Well done, Cecil and Janice!
*new intro starts*
thIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT
THIS IS NOT WHAT I PLANNED
AND I JUST GOTTA SAY
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
hsm eh?
yes.
I respect that
SOMTHING IS REALLY
REALLY WRONG
+SpaceCadaver AND WE GOTTA GET THINGS BACK WHERE THEY BELoooooOOOONG
The new theme sounds edgy! It could take some getting used to, but I like it!! :D Also who wants Cecil as their uncle? Cecil is our uncle now.
Can we have an Uncle Carlos too? We need Uncle Carlos
+AndreaMusic yes.
+AndreaMusic Carlos comes with Cecil so I guess he becomes our uncle too xD
Nah Cecil is my BRO!
Cecil is our collective uncle
(Carlos is too as he is part of the Package Deal)
I RETRACT MY STATEMENT, CECIL IS ONE HELL OF AN UNCLE WHO CAN TELLS ONE HELL OF A STORY, I TIP MY HAT TO YOU CECIL I TIP MY HAT
I love that Cecil and Janice relationship.
"Thousands of people die falling down stairs every year!"
Me: Is this homestuck?
I like you
furbybuddy thank you I've never been told that when I make a homestuck reference
Emily Owens I warned you about stairs bro !!!! :Y
AegisArc (ゝω・`)┏┏
Emily Owens Us Homestucks should stick together...Cause were stuck this way...Ill just go sit in the corner...
"But deers are banned from participating because of their profound belief in egalitarian anarchism"
Up with the revolutionary deers!
You know, with the revelation that Cecil was faking the whole heist and that it was just an elaborate story, the part where he tells us that Steve's one job in the whole heist is to basically babysit Carlos and make sure he doesn't immediately forget what he's doing in favour of investigating security system is fucking funny. Like, I can just imagine Carlos is listening to the radio and either while listening to it with everyone else in the 'heist team' or after while talking to Cecil about the broadcast, he brings it up like
Carlos: Hey, I'm an adult! I wouldn't have needed someone with me to keep me from getting distracted!
Someone else (Cecil, Steve, etc.): Carlos, you literally forgot you were supposed to be trying to leave the desert otherworld because you, essentially, saw something shiny. You would've needed someone with you to keep you from getting distracted
Cecil has his moments of absence ie: barricading himself with a cardboard sign that says "keep out" or saying a oceans 11 type plan on live radio for all to hear. I love him still
Some Mission Impossible stuff here XD Janice is going to make a great Secret Police Chief one day :)
OLD OAK DOORS
Antonia Lunarius I love Janice
Y'know, I was kinda feeling that Cecil's voice acting was slightly off, but it actually all makes sense now. Hahaha
* screams in fear and disgust at the new intro *
* realises night vale has trained me to think that if anything new or different happens in terms of audio I should be very afraid *
I really love Cecil's and Janice's relationship. That kid is a freaking legend, and she has the best uncle. Help your niece on a heist by tricking everyone through radio announcements??? Best. Uncle. Ever.
It's Back! I was getting tired of the total void. But now it's partially stars!
Tyler Mize
...But mostly Void, right?
Dawn Wayfinder Of course it's still mostly Void. But isn't everything?
24:20 that laugh is the cutest thing I've heard all night, Oh My God
The new theme is cool and Cecil is the best uncle ever!
I think I prefer the original theme. This one is good too, but the original one is like an old friend now... lol
What if Cecil is the guy at the fire? He has lived longer than humanly possible
I like your profile pic
Rain Jones thanks!
Well, he's already lived longer than Night Vale itself.
I was thinking the same
So there's something weird going on with Cecil's family, but I can't figure out what it is. In "Cassette" he mentions a brother he doesn't remember, but not a sister. In "[Best of?]" we get a better idea of how old Cecil really is, so... I don't think he and his sister are really related, I think he just thinks they are. Or whatever happened in 1983 replaced his brother with a sister. I don't know.
+James Stark That is a good theory.
No, me and my friend have a theory Abby is his sister, but he was adopted by Abby's parents or something. Because his parents and brother are god knows where, and its not legal to leave a fifteen year old to fend for himself.
His sister could be transgender. There are weirder things in Night Vale than a transgender woman being able to have children. Occam's razor.
Or his brother that sudde ly disappeared is transgender and BECAME his sister
What? I thought he said in Cassette that he does have a sister, but he doesn't remember having a brother
*loops new intro forever*
I might just like this song...
*becomes new hymn i salute to*
Yeah! I think this is ok.
*new ringtone is the theme song*
Its good.
Night Vale never fails to make me smile, and never fails to make me question the nature of this reality, and this episode was brilliant!
(That said, I miss the old theme music)
I like the old theme song more, hope they bring it back
Same
HannahDoes BookReviews I kinda want the old intro back too.Sure, the new one sounds nice,but the old one was better because it was on a piano,and therefore sounded different than a normal radio show's intro.And that kinda represented how Night Vale Community Radio was not a normal radio show.
I have to say it, I adore Janice. She seems like a very sweet and smart girl that lights up a room.
"steve carlsberg, jerk, good father, maybe. dont tell him that"
cecil HONEY
There's already a dislike?
Way to go Steve Carlsbourgh -_-
Dominic Fox Ha. Steve wishes he could have that kind of fancy last name.
It's just Carlsberg, fyi. :3
kagemarunl Ah. Thanks for the correction.
I think Steve has 10 accounts
+FAz3dW1ZaRd 12. Steve has a particular dislike of this episode.
+Dominic Fox 13 now! That evil Steve Carlsberg
Janice is a total badass.
Oh my this might have usurped Lazy Day's position as my favourite episode, not only is the story great and hilarious, but the deeper part of the ep is also really neat.
Also Cecil is the best uncle.
"She needed my help, and so I helped her."
Cecil, you rock.
"Just an uncle who can tell one hell of a story, and a neice who can come up with one hell of a plan."
OKAY BUT WHY IS THIS SO CUTE TO ME, AHHHH
Polite reminder that this registry was mentioned in the Opera episode when Cecil considered to asked her if she had any guys or gals she fancied. I know he’s Scientistsexual but it’s still nice that he’s so open and welcoming
I like the new theme. It's definitely a new era for the show.
Remember to be safe around all wheat and by-wheat products
I actually don't like the new theme as much as the old one. No, not because it's new, because it just doesn't have that smooth feel that the old one had.
this months venom box theme was alluring and deceptive
*dismissive looks towards the Bluffs. Kevin.*
Wanna write a hunger games style story on the Venom box
Does anyone else think that this episode's weather applies to Kevin in Desert Bluffs 2? Like, he just wants a postcard from Carlos since he's so alone and doesn't like being sad.
Oh my stars. I feel sad now. This would be such a cool animatic.
Tasmanian Magpie I have no idea what I was talking about because I haven’t watched WTNV in so long. I recently started catching up on it again but I’m only on like episode twenty lmao
Tasmanian Magpie watched, lmao. I meant listened
@@mychemicalromancewillpierc5241 Haha, cool! Have fun re...listening!
i really like the new theme actually :O something new and different eyyy
Agreed. I mean hey its been 4 years why not switch it up
Cecil crushing heteronormativity since 20013
+Delete Homestuck Is Night Vale so far in the future?
who even knows at this point
Oh my god that is one hell of a plan indeed. Absolutely brilliant! He really loves Janice so much that he went against authorities that he usually follows blindly.
That new intro is beast.Literally.
Someone call animal control.It's eaten my family.
Not to be a Steve Carlsburg, but I love the new intro music.
I feel like my meth dealer, who cooks better than Heisenberg, went out of town and I had use caffeine as a supplement for the last couple weeks. Today I got some more meth. The strangest meth on the planet.
bro
Carlos, when he eventually gets home "Cecil, honey, please warn me next time when you're about to make up a story involving me please? My team locked me in my office, insisting I was _obviously_ a doppelgänger. Again."
2:52 I didn't know I needed that phrase in my life until now. I do need people to know how creepy my butt is.
Remember how Cecil mentioned in a previous episode (might've been the last one, but I'm not sure) that he could've just checked in the Register of Middle School Crushes if he wanted to find out who Janice had a crush on? It happened when he was looking after her while Steve was away, and I'm pretty sure that's why Janice wanted to burn the list
but Cecil literally didn't want to push Janice into telling him and if he wanted to know, he wouldn't like do all _this_
I can't help but imagine a Scooby-Doo/Mission impossible crossover like scene where Carlos is the smart one and then there is probably Steve who fucks something up and Cecil is just like "SteeeeEEVE!!"
*Sebastian Michaelis voice*: I'm simply one hell of a radio host
lmaooooooo okay sorry I'll leave
beautiful *claps*
I always find Black Butler fans where I least expect them. Why.
I CAN'T BREATHE.
Kieran Is A Worm We did this before the Supernatural fandom picked up on it xD
Oh my god yes
Some how City Council has found out our plans! I don't know how that could've happened!!....really Cecil... really?
Man, I wish I had an uncle this cool.
Cool new music: exciting!
Show is now produced by Night Vale Presents: even more exciting!
eee the opening song and that laugh and omgod the pitch of cecil's voice raised for once ahhhhahaha yes
(Well, okay it always raises a bit but oh my g o d it was higher than just normal hahahahha)
Maddi Nicole I was a bit scared something was going on with Cecil because usually happiness isn't a good thing in Night Vale but apparently not. I'm still worried though :p
True, I'm just really surprised about the tone of voice.
At first it scared me, (I jumped a little) and then I was like
"Wait, what the heck?"
I kind of thought he was being held hostage for a sec. I listened to it on a stream, and no one seemed to notice but me :/
Thinking like "..Steve carlsberg.. Kevin.."
Haha Cx
Venom box is no joke. My great great great great grandfather died from one of the eight-footed caterpillars. Fortunately, he's never been alive to begin with, but still.
oh my god... that ending made me cry.
The truth is out there! Also lies! And spiders! Alot of spiders! Mostly spiders to be honest!
Drace90 And now, the weather
did anyone of us even actually doubt Cecil spoiling the whole plan? cause that's something he'd totally do...
Cecil: the plan? hahaha...
Me: Cecil never laugh like that again
Narrator: she wants Cecil to laugh like that again. She wants to hear it constantly.
WE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS IF A FAMILY MEMBER IS IN NEED
I LOVE CECIL
THERE IS NEW INTRO MUSIC AND, ALTHOUGH IT IS COOL, I'M NOT SURE I'M OK WITH IT
I love this episode, just for the post-weather explanation. Seriously, it warmed me down to my toes.
that ending speech...wow i really love nightvale
I feel like this one episode encompasses Cecil's entire character. His love for his family, his thing with Steve, his dedication, everything
Really liking that intro.
That chuckle through. I melted.
The opening theme tune is cool but I hope it's temporary. The old one is definitely better not gonna lie. I hold too much nostalgia to it
I am resistant to change
could this be hinting at cecils 'news'? could it be possible, that cecil is actually just telling us a story? and that kevin, abby, little Janice, and...steve, and devastatingly, our dear carlos with fabulous hair, are all fiction, just characters in his story. what about nightvale? an dhimslef, is he telling us that their is no cecil! this doesn't seem right...nahhhh, it can't be true, what was i thinking!
there's an extremely big storm right now so of course i m like " what a great time to listen to nightvale
20:01 And this is why you should never let Cecil in on a secret.
I love that Steve’s job was ‘ADHD damage control’
So the story ruse was a distaction *distraction intentionally misspelled cause it's a reference*
Steve at the end of the Broadcast : you and my daughter did WHAT
Cecil, doing his nails : relax nobody got hurt
Carlos in a later conversation: you and my adoptive niece did WHAT
Cecil drinking a cup of chamomile tea, pretending like his heart isn't racing and trying to control his heavy breathing and shaky hands: relax perfect Carlos,only the city council members got hurt
I MISSED THIS!!!!
WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE 💜💜
I swoon everytime Cecil says "supposed"
Janice is such a badass!
So awesome to hear before bed!
Glad to see they are back~
Anyone else hear the ending and think "Wow, nightvale actually said something unironicly deep. Huh."
Ah I really hope they come to Canada again! (And by Canada I mean the maritimes we are always forgotten on tours)
Cecil's laugh is everything oml
the vault door in city hall was a reference to the twilight zone
This has been the longest 2 weeks of my life!!!
Amazing job, guys! Easily another favourite episode :D
Let it begin.