Nah, he understands what Shepard means. Especially since the Salarians uplifted the Krogans to deal with the Rachni, whose explorer ships the Salarians themselves bumped into.
Shepard: You want a new problem? Ask a salarian Mordin: A fair assumption. Uplifted Krogan. Caused Krogan rebellions. Made the genophage. Consider my work nescessary, but don't disagree.
“If you want a problem ignored, ask a Batarian”. “If you want an unsolved problem, ask the Reapers”. “If you want a breeding problem, ask a Krogan”. “If you want a breathing problem, ask a Drell”. “If that one wants a kneeling problem, ask a Hanar”. “Mixed proud & awkward; If you want a speaking problem, ask an Elcor”. “History problem? Ask a Quarian”. “Math problem? Ask a Volus”. “Mass problem? Ask a Collector”. “Storage problem? Ask the Geth”. (Some bonus ones for Andromeda) “If you have a problem expressing yourself, ask an Angara”. “If you have a genetic problem, ask the Kett”.
"If that one" doesn't make sense, Hanar only refer to themselves as "this one" and "it", every single other creature has a title they use, just not themselves
Zaeed was a real one though, this woman just rips into sheperd and he backs him he’s such an honest character that’s why he’s great haha like if you let that Asari live in mass effect 1 take him on the mission where you get grunt and he says “ that’s gonna bite you in the arse someday” 😂
I wish so badly that Zaeed was romanceable. I think if he had been in the ME2 to begin with rather than a dlc character, he would have been a really cool experience. I think forming a friendship with him could have been an awesome experience, especially as Renegade Shepard. I wonder what his expanded dialogue would have consisted of if that was the case. I will forever be a little salty about Zaeed no being a character that was more core to the main storyline. Zaeed is such a cool character.
The most smug species in the galaxy telling Humans how smug and arrogant they are when all they've ever done is show that all of the blessings the protheans gave the Asari was wasted on strippers and dancers who then later get super old abd become life coaches... Seriously can't stand the Asari as a species.
I mean, they're also all telekinetic and can rip dudes in half. Got some pretty impressive commandos. Not a warlike species, obviously, but they've managed to avoid going to war...pretty much ever, at least prior to the Reapers. And your attitude towards strippers and dancers is probably part of why the Asari think we're underdeveloped. Terra Firma, much?
@@paytonkilmer1920 their commandos are nothing more impressive than the Salarians STG agents and they only have 40years to develop their skills. Salarians never started wars only solutions to ending them. Despite such short life spans they were abke to make it on the galactic council. Asari with all theyve been gifted between their long life spans and what the protheans gave them were able to accomplish what exactly? What outside of dancers and life coaches do the Asari have for being so smug? Being bad at war and avoiding war isn't a merit of achievement. Being good at war and avoiding war would be.
@@gibster9624 I mean, they've been leading the galactic community of this cycle for pretty much as long as there has BEEN a galactic community. I'd consider that an achievement.
@@paytonkilmer1920 they've been running what? They got handed promethean technology that advanced them to the citadel super fast and still somehow half the galaxy is completely ran by lawlessness and the whole they are the most powerful species in the galaxy was more myth than reality as we learned in ME3. All they spent their entire time doing was holding the galaxy back.
@@gibster9624 Don't forget just how greedy they are as well, they put the Volus to shame on that front. The Prothean gifted them everything, but instead of actually trying advance their technology, note how their pride flagship has always been the same every since they discovered the citadel, they never made any improvement, they're stagnant, both technologically and culturally. Granted yes they're all biotics by nature, they don't actively develop it or train it outside of playing "merc" when they're young. Only devoted individuals like Samara are peak biotics.
Was gonna say I feel bad for Thessia... then this happened. Javik was right "the asari have failed to live up to their expectations". Or somethin like that.
I mean. She's not wrong. I don't think there's a good guy here, Asari are arrogant, entitled and lazy, but humans (in this guy's playthrough) are deliberately capitalising on galactic unrest to secure power. And not strictly for noble reasons. Nobody here is in the right, it's the pot calling the kettle black. They're all people, and they're all equally flawed.
I mean.... no, "capitalising on galactic unrest" probably isn't the best description, more like "Saving literally every single person from guaranteed death"
@@gokercakr693with holding the most intact protean tech in the galaxy and purposefully stunning the growth of other species to maintain their power basically. Asari we’re basically given everything to save their cycle almost as soon as they went to space due the prothean guiding them but squandered it on getting rich and ensuring that they stay at the top of galactic civilization.
@hunter Is that a mod? That's not very lore friendly :D I always play as default John or Jane. John romances Ash, Jane romances Kaidan - the way it should be 😂 Garrus is a bro tho
The Asari are the queens of ethnocentrism though. I mean, humans aren't saints when it comes to this either, but the Asari take the fucking cake. One of the smuggest races in the galaxy, all because they got special treatment from the Protheans.
@@LastZeel The only reason they do share it is because the Turians are drastically better fighters than them and the Salarians are far better innovators, and the asari still require other breeding stock. Like Shepard once said, “Have the asari ever won a war?”
"When you want a problem thrown out an airlock, ask a Prothean."
Javik: "I would be happy to assist."
Javik: throw her out fa ailock
Javik: where is the nearest airlock
if u want someone to eat the turian or asari or salarian ask javik
@@optaunix Nice reference.
Shepard: "When you need a new problem, ask a salarian."
Mordin: "Standing right here. Offensive remarks.... problematic."
You forgot the breathing part
@@jasonharding96
[SNIFF]
Will require diversity training. Have holovids in lab. Must remember to show commander, next time he asks to 'chat'.
"...Military jargon, chest pounding. Ah. No offence!"
And he already found a new problem ahhahaahah
Nah, he understands what Shepard means. Especially since the Salarians uplifted the Krogans to deal with the Rachni, whose explorer ships the Salarians themselves bumped into.
"When you want to waste your time, ask a volus"
Volus: "*take a breath*"
Or elcor
*Waste your breath
When you want a army cure the genophage and you have krogans lol
Critically underrated comment lmao
You're mocking me Earth-Clan! Just because the Vol-Clan need...
That Asari is voiced by the person who also does Jack.
Shepard: You want a new problem? Ask a salarian
Mordin: A fair assumption. Uplifted Krogan. Caused Krogan rebellions. Made the genophage. Consider my work nescessary, but don't disagree.
Must run more tests
On seashells, perhaps.
Kalara: Screw you.
Shepard: We'll bang, OK?
+1000 Paragon.
When you want to have a stalker, ask Conrad verner
It's just a small shrine and some candles.. Very tasteful.
In fairness, every thing Shepard said is factually correct.
Plenty of non-human squadmates can solve problems.
@@eric_moore-6126led by a human, yes they can! Cerberus for life! Humanity first!!
DW, I'm just fooling around.
“If you want a problem ignored, ask a Batarian”.
“If you want an unsolved problem, ask the Reapers”.
“If you want a breeding problem, ask a Krogan”.
“If you want a breathing problem, ask a Drell”.
“If that one wants a kneeling problem, ask a Hanar”.
“Mixed proud & awkward; If you want a speaking problem, ask an Elcor”.
“History problem? Ask a Quarian”.
“Math problem? Ask a Volus”.
“Mass problem? Ask a Collector”.
“Storage problem? Ask the Geth”.
(Some bonus ones for Andromeda)
“If you have a problem expressing yourself, ask an Angara”.
“If you have a genetic problem, ask the Kett”.
"If you want a problem eaten, ask a Yahg."
@@CreamTheEverythingFixer Pretty much, yeah.
"If that one" doesn't make sense, Hanar only refer to themselves as "this one" and "it", every single other creature has a title they use, just not themselves
You forgot Vorcha.
Hotel? Trivago
Zaeed was a real one though, this woman just rips into sheperd and he backs him he’s such an honest character that’s why he’s great haha like if you let that Asari live in mass effect 1 take him on the mission where you get grunt and he says “ that’s gonna bite you in the arse someday” 😂
And he's absolutely right since she's indoctrinated and assassinates a diplomat before offing herself.
I wish so badly that Zaeed was romanceable. I think if he had been in the ME2 to begin with rather than a dlc character, he would have been a really cool experience. I think forming a friendship with him could have been an awesome experience, especially as Renegade Shepard. I wonder what his expanded dialogue would have consisted of if that was the case. I will forever be a little salty about Zaeed no being a character that was more core to the main storyline. Zaeed is such a cool character.
“ Look me in the eye and say that again” Zaeed is the 2 most awesome person to have with great strength and great comments the 1 is Wrex
Yeah, man, You don't MESS with Zaeed!!
The Eyes! Omg the Eyes!!!
Gotta love Zaeed.
Zaeed, such a badass.
Zaeed was definitely my favorite squad mate
1:00 tht asari was 1 word away from a gunshot to the head
I picked that option assuming Shep would've just said "You see anyone else lining up to help you." Not go on a slightly racist rant.
god that last line left them needing Medi-Gel
Nice!
The most smug species in the galaxy telling Humans how smug and arrogant they are when all they've ever done is show that all of the blessings the protheans gave the Asari was wasted on strippers and dancers who then later get super old abd become life coaches... Seriously can't stand the Asari as a species.
I mean, they're also all telekinetic and can rip dudes in half. Got some pretty impressive commandos. Not a warlike species, obviously, but they've managed to avoid going to war...pretty much ever, at least prior to the Reapers. And your attitude towards strippers and dancers is probably part of why the Asari think we're underdeveloped. Terra Firma, much?
@@paytonkilmer1920 their commandos are nothing more impressive than the Salarians STG agents and they only have 40years to develop their skills. Salarians never started wars only solutions to ending them. Despite such short life spans they were abke to make it on the galactic council. Asari with all theyve been gifted between their long life spans and what the protheans gave them were able to accomplish what exactly? What outside of dancers and life coaches do the Asari have for being so smug? Being bad at war and avoiding war isn't a merit of achievement. Being good at war and avoiding war would be.
@@gibster9624 I mean, they've been leading the galactic community of this cycle for pretty much as long as there has BEEN a galactic community. I'd consider that an achievement.
@@paytonkilmer1920 they've been running what? They got handed promethean technology that advanced them to the citadel super fast and still somehow half the galaxy is completely ran by lawlessness and the whole they are the most powerful species in the galaxy was more myth than reality as we learned in ME3. All they spent their entire time doing was holding the galaxy back.
@@gibster9624 Don't forget just how greedy they are as well, they put the Volus to shame on that front. The Prothean gifted them everything, but instead of actually trying advance their technology, note how their pride flagship has always been the same every since they discovered the citadel, they never made any improvement, they're stagnant, both technologically and culturally.
Granted yes they're all biotics by nature, they don't actively develop it or train it outside of playing "merc" when they're young. Only devoted individuals like Samara are peak biotics.
I guess the real saying should be "if you want the problem escalated ask a human", because that's what Shepard did
this is why i love ME2 lmaooo
Yup, the dialogues were great 😆
Enjoy your drinks, ladies.
Was gonna say I feel bad for Thessia... then this happened. Javik was right "the asari have failed to live up to their expectations". Or somethin like that.
Zaeed is such a badass.
This is why I take Zaeed everywhere
Enjoy your drinks, ladies. I love renegade but I usually go the paragon route, dang I have to try this.
I was expecting him to flirt like he did with samara
Zaeed , a real bro.
Zaeed was ready to fucking throw hands
When you want a problem's neck snapped, ask a Drell.
I love him
She’s got Jack’s voice!!!!! :D
0:55 Look me in the eye, and say that again!
GLORIOUS
Honored to be "Like" number 600! And it's 4.6.2021.
I mean. She's not wrong.
I don't think there's a good guy here, Asari are arrogant, entitled and lazy, but humans (in this guy's playthrough) are deliberately capitalising on galactic unrest to secure power. And not strictly for noble reasons.
Nobody here is in the right, it's the pot calling the kettle black. They're all people, and they're all equally flawed.
I mean.... no, "capitalising on galactic unrest" probably isn't the best description, more like "Saving literally every single person from guaranteed death"
Bruh Asari is literally the cause of this cycle to be so primitive.
@@monsesh1316 how so?
@@gokercakr693 they kept prothean technology to themselves in secret instead of handing it over to the council
@@gokercakr693with holding the most intact protean tech in the galaxy and purposefully stunning the growth of other species to maintain their power basically. Asari we’re basically given everything to save their cycle almost as soon as they went to space due the prothean guiding them but squandered it on getting rich and ensuring that they stay at the top of galactic civilization.
the problem with the eldar.... I mean the asari is that most of them are a bunch of milksops
I saw this video in my recommendations, I'm replaying ME2 atm, but these asari are nowhere to be found??
You probably saved the council in our current playthrough.
@@Quetzietse I hadn't, but I found out they only appear after a certain mission, either garrus' or thane's loyalty, can't remember atm
@@themeltedchocolate After Garrus loyality mission.
@@Quetzietse u still get them if you do, just did a playthrough. They are still bitchy, but receptive to help
I just did it you have too do thane and garrus missions. Garrus mission for getting the ID's and do Thanes for them too appear. Your welcome.
I have never seen these two. Where is this?
I´m so glad that the real life racism and hypocracy of humans are part of the game, makes it much more realistic.
@hunter it only happens if you fail to execute everything perfectly
the racism applies to every species in Mass Effect, though
Well that was unhelpful.
BA BA BA BA BA BA BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about Krogan?
"If you want a problem, ask a Krogan"
She sounds like Jack, same actress?
yep
I definitely picked the wrong option lol
Wait how's you get them eyes??
Mods
Ugh..i hate ME vids with custom Shepards :D
@hunter Is that a mod? That's not very lore friendly :D I always play as default John or Jane. John romances Ash, Jane romances Kaidan - the way it should be 😂 Garrus is a bro tho
I hate default Shepard, he looks freaky
@@zafelrede4884 czcams.com/video/JxhBC7dsUBA/video.html - no he is handsome af. You obviously have poor taste :D
@@zafelrede4884he's literally based off of a Dutch model
> I hate
> :D
bipolar much?
This is why I can't be renegade, lines like this are so cringe
That Asari is totally right. Humans are completely ethnocentric.
So are the asari
The Asari are the queens of ethnocentrism though.
I mean, humans aren't saints when it comes to this either, but the Asari take the fucking cake. One of the smuggest races in the galaxy, all because they got special treatment from the Protheans.
@@ehtlamzone2525 in that case asari could not share the citadel with other civilizations. They were fisrt there.
@@LastZeel they use the other races they don't share they control
@@LastZeel The only reason they do share it is because the Turians are drastically better fighters than them and the Salarians are far better innovators, and the asari still require other breeding stock. Like Shepard once said, “Have the asari ever won a war?”