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  • Kids are so silly sometimes...
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  • @alfiewilson6240
    @alfiewilson6240 Před 4 lety +3598

    The thought of George having a dad just confused me

  • @Ella-gc6ih
    @Ella-gc6ih Před 4 lety +2506

    Kid: I wanna try on eyeliner
    Alex: *take your eye out*

    • @michamaj8998
      @michamaj8998 Před 4 lety +21

      I lo key thought that she was gonna poke her eye with the eyeliner

    • @eviehatesyou6896
      @eviehatesyou6896 Před 4 lety +3

      @@michamaj8998 low key*

    • @samurai1473
      @samurai1473 Před 4 lety +2

      You can press
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    • @Ella-gc6ih
      @Ella-gc6ih Před 4 lety +1

      Bluesamaurai I always just do space lol

    • @samurai1473
      @samurai1473 Před 4 lety +1

      Ella M ok np

  • @caesarscaesarsalad4684
    @caesarscaesarsalad4684 Před 4 lety +3513

    “Did I ever tell you the story of when I got stuck in a chair at McDonald’s?”
    “Yea, last week.”
    “No, I was like 5.”
    “Yea, last week.”

  • @prettylittledistance2007
    @prettylittledistance2007 Před 4 lety +2866

    This is their way of telling us George got Alex pregnant and y’all aren’t listening

  • @albie5579
    @albie5579 Před 4 lety +732

    Alex: The cake is a lie
    George: I don't get it
    Alex: ThE cAkE iS a LiE

  • @kanoabrink2895
    @kanoabrink2895 Před 4 lety +676

    I wouldn't let her drink the chemicals under the sink
    Alex: I would

  • @finnlc7860
    @finnlc7860 Před 4 lety +799

    ahhh, george and alex bullying kids, this is what I signed up for.

  • @smollestbeanlol
    @smollestbeanlol Před 4 lety +3053

    George calling kids "it" is my aesthetic

  • @Argonautsv2
    @Argonautsv2 Před 4 lety +2308

    Alex: Americans aren’t real people though.
    Me, an American: *nods* he’s right.

    • @rubz67
      @rubz67 Před 4 lety +11

      @@duck_nio2791 I wanna click it but I don't

    • @user-jw3xm3yj9t
      @user-jw3xm3yj9t Před 4 lety +2

      @@rubz67 It's worth it

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. Před 4 lety +8

      or at the least b-tech british

    • @wyun220
      @wyun220 Před 4 lety +1

      @@duck_nio2791 Fieel Sweeft

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 Před 4 lety +1

      Angel Wings hon hon hon 🇫🇷

  • @tonimai240
    @tonimai240 Před 4 lety +870

    “internet’s dumbest kids”
    *flashes pictures of George*

    • @woofyou1186
      @woofyou1186 Před 4 lety +2

      iToni flashes pictures of me

    • @arandomguy8223
      @arandomguy8223 Před 4 lety +3

      @@duck_nio2791 Please stop self promoting.
      Edit: The guy I replied to deleted his comment.

    • @FlickerzTV
      @FlickerzTV Před 4 lety

      Ryan Hurtado Fake staff shut up,

    • @arandomguy8223
      @arandomguy8223 Před 4 lety

      @@FlickerzTV Hm?

    • @corvus3835
      @corvus3835 Před 4 lety +1

      @@FlickerzTV ??

  • @taxevasion117
    @taxevasion117 Před 4 lety +34

    Alex telling a 3 year old to sort his life out is the best thing I've seen all day

  • @joenareff
    @joenareff Před 4 lety +219

    Is nobody gonna talk about where the strings are on Alex’s hoodie

    • @navebushes5717
      @navebushes5717 Před 4 lety +12

      Thank you for your contribution Danny Dorito

    • @bungiecrimes7247
      @bungiecrimes7247 Před 4 lety +2

      I take those annoying things off

    • @navebushes5717
      @navebushes5717 Před 4 lety

      Just a kpop-lover floating in the comments I think it’s just some low strings

    • @ishanhxd
      @ishanhxd Před 3 lety +4

      @@tacocrunch4512 literally never thought about using my hoodie strings lmao that just wouldn't work at all... such a stretch bro

    • @Ranolog
      @Ranolog Před 3 lety +1

      *gone... Reduced to atoms*

  • @rogueangel72
    @rogueangel72 Před 4 lety +653

    the caption on the girl whos licking the window says “this is why coronavirus is spreading”

    • @TesKal41
      @TesKal41 Před 4 lety +3

      It is shown for a split second

    • @angelinebejaran2906
      @angelinebejaran2906 Před 4 lety +1

      @@duck_nio2791 you're underage for youtube.

    • @TesKal41
      @TesKal41 Před 4 lety +1

      @@duck_nio2791 and you deleted your last comment that might have said your age

    • @gangstergoji2k5isgod
      @gangstergoji2k5isgod Před 4 lety +1

      And the first location in the US it hit was Orlando, judging by the Magic Kingdom caption on the bottom

    • @f.b.i.2600
      @f.b.i.2600 Před 3 lety

      @@TesKal41 what did he say?

  • @trophywife5936
    @trophywife5936 Před 4 lety +69

    George: Tells the mcdonald’s story to Alex IN A VIDEO
    also George: Alright guys, would I lie to you? ONE TIME I GOT-

    • @MomoIsMyHero
      @MomoIsMyHero Před 4 lety +6

      lol I watched the lie to me video first and I assumed George must of told Alex that story a while ago, but this is only like 2 months before! like how did he forget haha.

    • @navebushes5717
      @navebushes5717 Před 4 lety +1

      Thank you for your contribution Olivia

  • @alishbaibrar5706
    @alishbaibrar5706 Před 4 lety +81

    George: I went to a Kmart. There okay.
    Alex: They're American mate.

  • @lexisharp395
    @lexisharp395 Před 4 lety +60

    “Walmart is an experience”
    *oh god you don’t know the HALF of it*

    • @navebushes5717
      @navebushes5717 Před 4 lety +2

      Thank you for your contribution Lexi

    • @theprincipalityofbelka4646
      @theprincipalityofbelka4646 Před 4 lety +1

      lexi Sharp especially when you get lost in the ice cream isle

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 Před 3 lety +2

      I never thought "The People of Walmart" was a real thing until I went there. Not to be offensive but I saw some of the biggest people I've ever seen in a span of 20 minutes-

  • @wonderofu
    @wonderofu Před 4 lety +396

    everyone asks “who’s joe” but nobody asks “how’s joe” 😔

  • @kasiabukczynska1957
    @kasiabukczynska1957 Před 4 lety +68

    Alex and George casually talking about shopping at Walmart and target while a kid is falling down smh

    • @mlhussivxi
      @mlhussivxi Před 4 lety +2

      They’re literally making little shopping date plans as that kid plummets to its death 😅

  • @joshument
    @joshument Před 4 lety +83

    You know one time my cactus literally deflated. Like, literally, imagine if a cactus was full of air and it just flopped over flat

    • @decadunce9205
      @decadunce9205 Před 4 lety +10

      You don't have any cactus viagra lying around?

    • @navebushes5717
      @navebushes5717 Před 4 lety +4

      Thank you for your contribution Joshument

  • @amyc7357
    @amyc7357 Před 4 lety +25

    so this is when george told alex about the mcdonalds chair

  • @saintcd775
    @saintcd775 Před 4 lety +21

    Kid: get sent to the depths of Hell
    Memeuless: "Those were fun"

  • @Keanaone
    @Keanaone Před 4 lety +23

    “If I had a kid and IT did that”. I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mozdogg_7308
    @mozdogg_7308 Před 4 lety +50

    Kid- *licks the pole on a bus*
    Coronavirus- HELL YEAH NOWS MY TIME TO SHINE

  • @0hstyx
    @0hstyx Před 4 lety +86

    the way george says scran every 5 minutes as tho he’s northern lmaooo

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi Před 4 lety +150

    No one:
    The weird quiet kid in back of class: 0:03

  • @benjaminshepherd610
    @benjaminshepherd610 Před 4 lety +23

    They want to get a dog and george can’t look after an unkillable plant

  • @The4thSnake
    @The4thSnake Před 4 lety +15

    I hope that image of George with the cactus is here for the long haul.

  • @NoughtEcho
    @NoughtEcho Před 4 lety +135

    the title should be: grown man calls children stupid

  • @sirsquashh
    @sirsquashh Před 4 lety +13

    You see puppies and lion cubs fend for themselves as soon as their out the womb, leave a child and they're dead in 15 minutes

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat Před 4 lety

      That’s bullshit logic

    • @Ranolog
      @Ranolog Před 3 lety +1

      @Żabia Herbata oh that actually makes sense

    • @e6486
      @e6486 Před 3 lety

      And yet guess wich animal survives longer

  • @madone5756
    @madone5756 Před 4 lety +34

    Didn’t know george did a draw my life

  • @huangqiusheng5867
    @huangqiusheng5867 Před 4 lety +8

    "Didnt say it was my kid, just said I have a 4 year old"
    *Breaking News : CZcamsr ImAlexx arrested for kidnapping 4 year old child*

  • @Myers-Girl
    @Myers-Girl Před 4 lety +74

    Clicked on this without even realising it was a new one, wild

  • @reinamata9754
    @reinamata9754 Před 4 lety +88

    “Americans aren’t real people.”
    I won’t argue with you but we try our best.

  • @bububya
    @bububya Před 4 lety +83

    “eLLoOoo mAaAAAaaAAAtE!”
    *well this videos gonna be swell isnt it*

  • @CudethRed2308
    @CudethRed2308 Před 4 lety +74

    last time i was this early my nan didn’t need a mobility scooter

  • @lillier1596
    @lillier1596 Před 4 lety +10

    Literally every post:
    Alex: haha, I do that

  • @htfs493
    @htfs493 Před 3 lety +3

    1:59
    Mum: “why did you take a bite out of the eraser?”
    Daughter: “I thought it was a phone!”
    Mum: “WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO EAT A PHONE?!”

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun Před 4 lety +32

    3:30 My man adding more victims to the Virus

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel Před 4 lety +13

    People do put cameras on the inside of their homes George, alot of Air B&Bs do too.
    My friend Julie’s house has cameras on the inside but not outside, I didn’t know the first few times I was there, when I finally found out I asked “have you had a break in before or are your parents just scared of a break in”, she said “they aren’t for a break in, my parents just want to watch me” mind you shes 26 & the only other brother that still lives in the house is younger than her, her parents don’t care about what her brother does but care about what she does. I never went to her house again because I always feel like I’m being watched, kinda creepy to know her parents can just watch us whenever they want & it’s extra creepy if you knew what I knew about her parents, especially her dad.

  • @shwoorp
    @shwoorp Před 4 lety +8

    *“alex and george don’t bully children”*

  • @nifflerr9211
    @nifflerr9211 Před 4 lety +17

    george: what six year old plays portal
    my 7 year old brother: *playing call of duty alone in his room*

  • @Person-ig4wh
    @Person-ig4wh Před 4 lety +94

    Yay I’m finally in a memeulous title

  • @ThaShortGirlBex
    @ThaShortGirlBex Před 4 lety +10

    "if I had a kid and *it* did that"

    • @eddieb5281
      @eddieb5281 Před 4 lety +1

      What's he supposed to say? It's not like he can determine his baby's gender

  • @legitpandaking5719
    @legitpandaking5719 Před 3 lety +5

    7:53 now I can only imagine Alex wrestling a Vulture.

  • @nitroglycerincereal
    @nitroglycerincereal Před 4 lety +29

    He stole my kill so I stole his wife.

    •  Před 4 lety

      ForsenCD

    • @jowsok
      @jowsok Před 4 lety

      English 100

    • @dx_ream9277
      @dx_ream9277 Před 4 lety

      RDOMEN r/whoosh

  • @gannon_banned
    @gannon_banned Před 4 lety +11

    When I was a kid I thought that you HAD to laugh when the laugh track played, so I remember getting so worked up (to the point of nearly throwing up) when my parents didn’t laugh
    Also hearing them talk about how great Walmart is so cute to me lmao. Can’t relate about the target thing though. Target was here in Canada for like 6 months then packed up and left

  • @user-nk9bp7dl2q
    @user-nk9bp7dl2q Před 4 lety +2

    i love george and alex together. a great friendship :)

  • @somethinganimations4005
    @somethinganimations4005 Před 3 lety +2

    ‘I wouldn’t let her drink the chemicals under the sink’
    *I W O U L D*

  • @campbell2009
    @campbell2009 Před 4 lety +3

    "as a kid I'd hate going on walks"
    **Me running up sugar loaf at 5** ;-;

    • @e6486
      @e6486 Před 3 lety

      Maryland or Maine?

    • @campbell2009
      @campbell2009 Před 3 lety +1

      @@e6486 lol I'm talking about a Welsh mountain

    • @e6486
      @e6486 Před 3 lety +1

      Oh I really need to expand my knowledge of the Sugar Loafs around the world

    • @campbell2009
      @campbell2009 Před 3 lety +1

      @@e6486 haha I wish I lived in Maryland/Maine though...

    • @Rugby-yp2kp
      @Rugby-yp2kp Před 5 měsíci

      Maryland? I thought they only made biscuits.

  • @ayoaderules
    @ayoaderules Před 4 lety +70

    Last time I was this early corona was just a drink

    • @angerissues_7719
      @angerissues_7719 Před 4 lety +10

      Last time I was this early I was able to get toilet paper from Walmart

    • @user-nk9bp7dl2q
      @user-nk9bp7dl2q Před 4 lety +9

      last time i was this early there were only 2 genders

  • @chonkybonkers2920
    @chonkybonkers2920 Před 4 lety +61

    Alex: americans arent real people
    Me :alright he knows to much, who gonna take him out

  • @l.lunchables803
    @l.lunchables803 Před 4 lety +4

    Alex: Americans aren't real people though, are they?
    me:
    *slowly fades away*

  • @havocspiral
    @havocspiral Před 4 lety +3

    1:05 memeulous’ laugh gives me life

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 4 lety +12

    They’re lucky their phone is still in one piece

  • @e.l8154
    @e.l8154 Před 4 lety +2

    2:04 me too omg
    This is kinda long so beware
    When I was in like 5 grade I think there was this boy who would eat pencils, not just like the end or the wood oh no... THE WHOLE THING. The eraser, the wood, the led, the metal part that hold the eraser. The whole thing. My teacher had to take his pencils away so many times that they just had him do his work on a chrome book. Now I don’t have him in any classes but one of my friends does, he has to have lollipops and candy that way he doesn’t eat the school supplies (my friend said that he also started eating pens, paper, erasers, and other things 🤮)
    In 5th, 6th, and 7th we would always call him “pencil boy” and he just laughed it off. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t hurt, he would always make jokes with us so I don’t think so

  • @legatelanius9210
    @legatelanius9210 Před 4 lety +2

    The second channel could be renamed “the channel where I can bully people”

  • @abyssal4298
    @abyssal4298 Před 4 lety +3

    6:46 I was playing portal at 5 years old.

  • @jazzg4102
    @jazzg4102 Před 4 lety +3

    1:12 “it” AHHHHAHHA

  • @shaneoboyle10
    @shaneoboyle10 Před 4 lety +1

    *internet's dumbest kids
    *George: 22-4=16

  • @jai9127
    @jai9127 Před 4 lety +3

    10:15 * *fades away* *

  • @sz9153
    @sz9153 Před 4 lety +5

    Imagine your watching this and you realise your one of them kids

  • @edhudec
    @edhudec Před 4 lety +6

    Here after the latest eboys video

  • @olivia-pr4ub
    @olivia-pr4ub Před 3 lety +1

    alex raidiates the best energy

  • @ultrakilldaily9004
    @ultrakilldaily9004 Před 3 lety +1

    “What kid plays portal at six”
    Me:Me

  • @ottok5477
    @ottok5477 Před 4 lety +4

    1:21 this is how coronavirus is spreading
    3:29 this is how coronavirus is also spreading

  • @saadselkent367
    @saadselkent367 Před 4 lety +4

    3:21 - Now that the Coronavirus has hit this guy is the only guy who gets his lunch robbed by middle aged women.

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 Před měsícem

    That 6 year old playing Portal is gonna be inconsolable after the companion cube chamber

  • @marg532
    @marg532 Před 4 lety

    this right here is a prime example of what my mother likes to say is "people aren't sympathetic towards kids until they have their own."

  • @Valox
    @Valox Před 4 lety +14

    Just found out my gf has a crush on Alex, George and Will...😔Can we get an F in chat🙏

    • @eviehatesyou6896
      @eviehatesyou6896 Před 4 lety +3

      who doesnt tho?

    • @sophie-nn6uu
      @sophie-nn6uu Před 4 lety +8

      I highly doubt you watch these videos and have a girlfriend

    • @unskilledfoot5546
      @unskilledfoot5546 Před 4 lety +2

      Going through the comments I now have seen Obama and Hitler. This is CZcams alright.

    • @splurgyreal
      @splurgyreal Před 4 lety +1

      Valox how the hell could she have a crush on George he doesn’t even show her face

    • @Valox
      @Valox Před 4 lety

      Test Account Jr. she said you can see it from the side in some videos and you can see through his glasses sometimes😂😂

  • @justarandompeep4134
    @justarandompeep4134 Před 4 lety +3

    3:31 Great way to get COVID-19

  • @thelifeofjaz
    @thelifeofjaz Před 4 lety +1

    Kmart in NZ & Aus is like a religious cult. It must be different from the ones overseas because we love them, like a scary amount

  • @b9rujq278
    @b9rujq278 Před 4 lety +1

    CZcams wants to access front facing camera:

  • @Gabriel-yb3uy
    @Gabriel-yb3uy Před 4 lety +33

    I would say why isn’t Belle Delphine here but she isn’t a child

    • @bizw
      @bizw Před 4 lety +4

      she a business genius

    • @siimad2988
      @siimad2988 Před 4 lety

      Biz honestly, yeah

  • @Yddet12345
    @Yddet12345 Před 4 lety +15

    The thumbnail is how coronavirus spreads
    I hope my man did happy birthday when he washed his mouth before the photo

  • @Macndcheese
    @Macndcheese Před 4 lety +1

    This needs more subscribers

  • @zenkozs
    @zenkozs Před 4 lety +2

    I've never heard of this channel, I never knew George had a 2nd channel

  • @dinkey4921
    @dinkey4921 Před 4 lety +7

    I’m just surprised memeulous had multiple positive experiences in Florida Walmarts

  • @pinskaorigin8185
    @pinskaorigin8185 Před 4 lety +3

    These are all American kids

  • @whitebelle
    @whitebelle Před 4 lety +1

    alex was extra brutal today

  • @unnamedunknown9651
    @unnamedunknown9651 Před 4 lety +2

    7:24 When the parents do the dishwasher for once instead of the kids.

  • @WhisperingMeows
    @WhisperingMeows Před 4 lety +7

    2:43 that clip was on You've Been Framed-
    Tf I'd recognized that---

  • @Ridz149
    @Ridz149 Před 4 lety +3

    Wow views are coming in fast that’s how you know everyone’s in quarantine

  • @daniellamackella
    @daniellamackella Před 4 lety

    The fact that George called that kid pathetic makes me scared for my life

  • @dm6286
    @dm6286 Před 4 lety +1

    How did you manage to fit every single *TikTok user into ONE video?*

  • @unlovedmercy
    @unlovedmercy Před 4 lety +4

    1:26 This is why the coronavirus is spreading

  • @Damo9999
    @Damo9999 Před 4 lety +3

    *ELLO MATE*

  • @jessscrt9388
    @jessscrt9388 Před 4 lety +2

    half these kids getting corona

  • @Elizabeth2412x
    @Elizabeth2412x Před 4 lety +1

    George: I left my cactus in my bathroom for 6 months and it died.
    Alex that’s terrifying
    Alex earlier in the video: grab the vulture and snap its neck

  • @dukk2604
    @dukk2604 Před 4 lety +3

    Even though my family has coronavirus this has made me unbelievably happy

  • @theancientdino7324
    @theancientdino7324 Před 4 lety +4

    Memeulous: internet's dumbest kids
    Me: that's gonna be me then

  • @cadem8613
    @cadem8613 Před 4 lety +2

    Only gone to Walmart once? I always forget that other countries don’t have Walmart.

    • @deactivated.1254
      @deactivated.1254 Před 4 lety

      If it wasnt for CZcams, I would have zero idea what happens outside the UK. Like tf is a president?

    • @willbarrett2758
      @willbarrett2758 Před 4 lety

      America sucks imagine getting shot
      -this post was made by Britain

  • @samhowarth9264
    @samhowarth9264 Před 4 lety

    I actually love this video xxx

  • @pickledclips
    @pickledclips Před 4 lety +3

    It’s so weird to hear other countries talk about Target or Walmart like it’s a unique experience. Like I’d be the same way if I ever went to an Asda or Tesco, but still...

  • @tom3888
    @tom3888 Před 4 lety +9

    Notification squadddd

  • @njnoiser7079
    @njnoiser7079 Před 3 lety +1

    This is Alex and George not understanding how kids work for 10 minutes. You want to do something in privacy, not gonna happen with a 3 year old in your house. They intuitively walk into the bathroom/bedroom/wherever at the most inopportune moment.

  • @b.est.jarovoja
    @b.est.jarovoja Před 2 lety

    the way i unintentionally always calls kids it and so does George 😭

  • @gacha_girl2182
    @gacha_girl2182 Před 4 lety +3

    Me : literally sees the title
    This is gonna be good

  • @trrllosaurusrex
    @trrllosaurusrex Před 4 lety +6

    who doesnt scran lead??
    if im dead bored drawing im gonna eat the lead out me pencil

  • @teigancarroll4487
    @teigancarroll4487 Před 4 lety

    the way alex said hello mate

  • @moalyz6009
    @moalyz6009 Před 4 lety

    Pan is a good guy lmao