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  • čas přidán 29. 10. 2018
  • As the Cold War rages in Vietnam between 1955-1975, this video might summarize the devastating situation in a clear (or chaotic) manner.
    So, months have gone without any uploads, much apologies for that Plus, I went lack of creativity, until I saw a descent comic from r/polandball, about the Vietnam War. Basically, that comic was my inspiration to do this short animation.
    Also Happy Halloween, don’t sell your soul to any evil spirits or anything like that.. 🎃
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    Original comic by redditor u/JoseonYeongjo:
    / nam
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    Programs used:
    -Adobe After Effects
    -Adobe Photoshop
    -MS Paint (probably, for editing minor things)
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    Music used:
    -Hearts of Iron IV - Bring Forth the Tanks
    • Hearts of Iron IV - Br...
    -The Good, The Bad and The Ugly - Main Theme
    • The good the bad and t...
    -Game over - Super Mario World
    • Video
    …And a horde of sound effects and Easter eggs from various sources (too many to mention but you might recognize some of them)
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Komentáře • 17K

  • @nothingspecial1053
    @nothingspecial1053 Před 5 lety +13362

    Murica : You can't defeat me .
    Ussr : I know , but they can .
    *Rice farmers has conected to the server*

    • @longdang1119
      @longdang1119 Před 5 lety +549

      Actually Vietnam never wanted that war. They love peace the most but they could be damn dangerous if you invade their lands. The only way to deal with Vietnam, is to never send some foreign troops to their lands, nor sea.

    • @1Orderchaos
      @1Orderchaos Před 5 lety +101

      @@longdang1119 Hmmm well Actually, *insert something to make you sound smarter*

    • @nganlethikim4003
      @nganlethikim4003 Před 5 lety +167

      USA: m16 100 bullets
      vietnam: ak47 infinty bullets

    • @NotAnAlex_Guy
      @NotAnAlex_Guy Před 5 lety +32

      China and Vietnam: *xixi*

    • @Ethan-mp7wr
      @Ethan-mp7wr Před 5 lety +90

      long dang
      Who will win?
      The Asian farmers hiding in bushes with AK’s,
      Or
      A bunch of soldiers that march in kill zones with guns that jam in the muddy jungle terrain of vietnam. Or to simply put, a bunch of Caucasian and black guys walking into Vietnam guerrilla traps with only broken guns that don’t shot to defend themselves with. Who will win?

  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 Před 5 lety +17654

    Hey America I found oil
    America : where is it?
    Vietnam
    America : whatever

  • @Anh7number1
    @Anh7number1 Před 10 měsíci +258

    I am Vietnamese I am proud of the country where I was born:
    Tôi là người Việt Nam Tôi tự hào về đất nước nơi tôi sinh ra

  • @belugastwin5243
    @belugastwin5243 Před 2 lety +23

    USA-"reminiscing about the glory and the pride."
    Vietnam-"Hey mate am I late? "

  • @p_9852
    @p_9852 Před 3 lety +1843

    Vietnam forest :
    10% Trees
    90% Vietcong

  • @deafgunner
    @deafgunner Před 4 lety +2452

    "I am Lorax and speak for the trees... And for some GODDAMN REASON THEY SPEAK VIETNAMESE"

    • @User-lx2ye
      @User-lx2ye Před 4 lety +33

      SA.Studios this is a truly underrated comment

    • @Joshua_Nguyen0630
      @Joshua_Nguyen0630 Před 4 lety +21

      Vietcong leaders were ethnic Tai, Muong,.. Minorities. They used ethnic Vietnamese soldiers as human shields to bring victory to them. They conquered entire Vietnam.
      In the past Imperial Vietnamese treated unequally to these "Man di" people, then they united as "communist party" which goal to hijack the Vietnamese identity. They hate our Kinh Vietnamese

    • @fish.man123
      @fish.man123 Před 4 lety +2

      Nice

    • @Foxstep_le_cat
      @Foxstep_le_cat Před 4 lety +2

      Im dying

    • @onghaihoang335
      @onghaihoang335 Před 4 lety +17

      @@Joshua_Nguyen0630 The hell? Ethnic groups in Vietnam rarely interact with the kinh, except for the one that want to move to the city and make a living? Who told you that information?

  • @nta_gaming
    @nta_gaming Před rokem +89

    Vietnam: “Hey! Wanna hear a joke?”
    Global Superpowers: “OK!”
    Vietnam: “Vietnam”
    Global Superpowers: “I don’t get it”
    Vietnam: “You’re damn right!”
    (Cre: From someone in the internet that I’ve seen)

  • @Ricefieldsneaky
    @Ricefieldsneaky Před rokem +80

    As a Vietnamese this is a master piece.

  • @oceany5286
    @oceany5286 Před 3 lety +6625

    American Soldier: Does anyone have a lighter?
    Tree: Here.
    American Soldier: Thx

  • @duccboi9974
    @duccboi9974 Před 4 lety +4426

    When mrbeast planted 20 mil trees
    US soldiers: *heavy sweating intensifies*

    • @bismarck6093
      @bismarck6093 Před 4 lety +45

      good joke.

    • @thienmai1602
      @thienmai1602 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Joshua_Nguyen0630 clgt quueeeboooo

    • @Shantykoff
      @Shantykoff Před 4 lety +7

      @@Joshua_Nguyen0630 glad to see Marxists again :)

    • @Sheyl3319
      @Sheyl3319 Před 4 lety +12

      @@Joshua_Nguyen0630 The whole point of the August Revolution is first to acquire freedom to the Vietnamese people (ie: Nationalistic, not Internationalistic), then second to spread the revolution to stay on close ties with the USSR and Warsaw pact. They're gone now. So what's the point ? Besides, being embargoed to death is no fun. And please, stop the whole VCP is co-operating with China again. That was literally inflated and fabricated by the exiled Vietnamese who just wouldn't get over it. The current politburo is strongly American-leaning and moving away from PRC

    • @mr.reality1611
      @mr.reality1611 Před 4 lety +9

      ok now this is avenger lever threat

  • @Silver674
    @Silver674 Před rokem +30

    The Vietnam War shows us how big armies arent the strongest, but the well trained armies are

    • @Go0ber181
      @Go0ber181 Před rokem +2

      It shows how it’s harder to kill defenders because it’s there homeland and they know it the best

    • @retardednemo
      @retardednemo Před 6 měsíci +2

      It is how determined we Vietnamese are

    • @Horible4
      @Horible4 Před 18 dny

      ​@Go0ber181 except it wasn't. US units routinely beat Vietnamese units badly. The problem was US soldiers were often told not to give chase because they feared Chinese armed intervention like in Korea.
      Vietnamese would also retreat across the cambodia/Laos border knowing the Americans couldn't attack them into a sovereign country.
      The US "loss" in vietnam is often overblown. War is hell.

    • @AFA_ueueu
      @AFA_ueueu Před 8 dny

      I think you meant strong armies are strong,but armies that use terrain to their advantage and proper planning can still win a war.

  • @Billy69319
    @Billy69319 Před 9 měsíci +16

    The first countryball animation i saw , im happy i did because it is entertaining, life changing and uh
    yeah all that good stuff

  • @plantera7400
    @plantera7400 Před 3 lety +1963

    "You can't pee on a tree"
    "But the tree PEES on you!"
    -Vietnam

    • @volvodgio
      @volvodgio Před 3 lety +63

      In communist Vietnam you don't pee on tree, tree's pee on you.

    • @spotlight9269
      @spotlight9269 Před 3 lety +12

      @@volvodgio More like trees pee on trees that pee on another tree and etc

    • @volvodgio
      @volvodgio Před 3 lety +5

      @@spotlight9269 nah, US-Privates aren't worthy of being called trees.

    • @spotlight9269
      @spotlight9269 Před 3 lety +5

      @@volvodgio lmao, nice. But I'm referring to other vietcong soldiers who need to pee but don't know if they are peeing a comrade or a real tree

    • @t-7235
      @t-7235 Před 3 lety +2

      I feel like there is a golden shower joke somewhere

  • @Slecker95
    @Slecker95 Před 5 lety +10843

    USA: How did we lose to a bunch of farmers?
    Britain: First time?

  • @kim_king225
    @kim_king225 Před rokem +69

    Cảm ơn những anh hùng Việt Nam, quê hương tôi Việt Nam mới có ngày hôm nay. •Nhỏ nhưng có võ• cảm nghĩ của tôi thấy điều này phù hợp với Việt Nam, tôi là người Việt Nam, rất tự hào về những con người dũng cảm và sẵn sàng hi sinh cho đất nước.

    • @AnexisSpareBanner55674
      @AnexisSpareBanner55674 Před rokem +7

      Да, хвала и слава вам! Доблестные! ❤🇷🇺🇷🇺💖🇻🇳

    • @kim_king225
      @kim_king225 Před rokem +2

      @@AnexisSpareBanner55674 tôi không hiểu nhưng sẽ có Google

    • @trannguyen-ti5gu
      @trannguyen-ti5gu Před rokem

      @@kim_king225 hảo :)))

    • @kim_king225
      @kim_king225 Před rokem

      @@trannguyen-ti5gu thì không dùng gg sao hiểu

    • @thangle4680
      @thangle4680 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@kim_king225yes sir nói đúng lém

  • @MsTeddy-yd1ny
    @MsTeddy-yd1ny Před rokem +18

    The “made of China” got me dying 😭

  • @ngothanh3626
    @ngothanh3626 Před 4 lety +2388

    Vietnam: defeats America
    USSR: my true successor

    • @ghostvalley7540
      @ghostvalley7540 Před 4 lety +67

      Vietnam: defeats America
      Nobody : -CHUITHECONCAC-

    • @tranthebinh2254
      @tranthebinh2254 Před 4 lety +22

      I am Việt Cộng

    • @callmebyurname1
      @callmebyurname1 Před 4 lety +7

      Địt mẹ hình như chúng nó nói xấu việt nam hay sao ý huhu đcm

    • @hiamnugget2281
      @hiamnugget2281 Před 4 lety +10

      Đông Lào never die

    • @shinjidacryingboi7398
      @shinjidacryingboi7398 Před 4 lety +26

      @@callmebyurname1 Thôi bạn ạ không hiểu tiếng anh thì đừng chửi bạn ạ,Việt Cộng theo Nga , bọn nó nói đùa thôi chứ có sao đâu mà,tại bạn là normie đấy , về uống nam ngư đi nhé.

  • @htttrang687
    @htttrang687 Před 5 lety +2639

    Vietnam: * no die*
    USA: *_TRIGGERED_*

  • @ShereeOne
    @ShereeOne Před 10 měsíci +7

    Учитывая то,что на пульте написано "сделано в Китае" и он использует это против Вьетнама,это делает видео еще смешнее

  • @BlackhawksFan2011
    @BlackhawksFan2011 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Top 5 weapons too brutal for war:
    5. Tree
    4. Aimbot IRL
    3. Nuke
    2. MAG-15
    1, Vietnamball

  • @B--DuyKhang-xq7ms
    @B--DuyKhang-xq7ms Před 3 lety +1626

    American soldier: *Pees in a random bush*
    The bush: "Lemme introduce myself"

  • @2boysyou2be
    @2boysyou2be Před 3 lety +3356

    What is your painful history?
    Germany: Nazis
    Finland: Everyone thinks I was an Axis power
    USA:

    • @Waxy_K
      @Waxy_K Před 3 lety +55

      Hello darkness my old friend
      Help wipe history again

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 Před 3 lety +116

      "the freaking rice farmers, man!"

    • @infinitememegod
      @infinitememegod Před 3 lety +27

      Fallen Angel 7283 I hate to sound rude but Vietnam war left 25x more American casualties and left thousands to have ptsd

    • @tranquanghuy3756
      @tranquanghuy3756 Před 3 lety +25

      @@infinitememegod yeah because war is won by having less casualties right?

    • @tranquanghuy3756
      @tranquanghuy3756 Před 3 lety +4

      @Fallen Angel 7283 I was being sarcastic

  • @ngtong1056
    @ngtong1056 Před 2 lety +19

    Tôi đến từ quốc gia Việt Nam, và tôi rất tự hào về cấp độ dũng cảm và mạnh mẽ của nước ta🇻🇳

  • @chsussr
    @chsussr Před 10 měsíci +10

    Хорошо видео, товарищ!

  • @terrencew.4475
    @terrencew.4475 Před 4 lety +2571

    Who would win:
    The most advanced military force in the world
    OR
    Some rice farmers in black pajamas

    • @mydick4135
      @mydick4135 Před 4 lety +16

      Down

    • @dawearobloxguylol9479
      @dawearobloxguylol9479 Před 4 lety +124

      I choose some rice farmers

    • @Joshua_Nguyen0630
      @Joshua_Nguyen0630 Před 4 lety +36

      Again, the Stalinist regime used armless peasants as human shields for bring victory to them. This war is Vietcong vs Vietnamese

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 Před 4 lety +15

      Chris Long Chris Long oh, I get what you mean! It’s the Staley-Taylor plan! I learned about it in grade 9 ^^ Crazy times, weren’t they? Saigon military with US’ advisers and weapons forcing Viet cong & citizens into strategic hamlet while attacking and secluding the North. Luckily (in my opinion at least), that went on for only 4 years starting from 1961.
      Edit: strategic hamlet

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 Před 4 lety +1

      Starvin Marvin hm... I found a few of these things, not sure what to trust or what they say though (I have never heard of many of the terms and there’re broken English ones):
      history.state.gov/historicaldocuments/frus1961-63v02/d269
      www.vietnamfulldisclosure.org/1961-2/
      books.google.com.vn/books?id=9-qiuCxBTjcC&pg=RA9-PA5&lpg=RA9-PA5&dq=staley+taylor+plan&source=bl&ots=f1zFYSoSwL&sig=ACfU3U3jrfgZXhWKa0C824eap6mwaqX_oA&hl=vi&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiip-2o5Z_pAhWkGaYKHcojB4sQ6AEwEHoECAIQAQ
      www.coursehero.com/file/p6ncfg5/To-make-a-special-war-the-US-Diem-proposed-Staley-Taylor-plan-with-three/

  • @MaxTerm000
    @MaxTerm000 Před 5 lety +777

    America:*arrived at Vietnam
    Farmer:WeLcOmE To tHe RiCe fIeLd MoThErFuCkEr!!?!!

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson Před 5 lety +20

      is vietnam some kind of robot cuz it reflected iron bullets

    • @tripwire3992
      @tripwire3992 Před 5 lety +1

      @@TheeArson iron?

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson Před 5 lety +1

      @@tripwire3992 cool

    • @ducminhtran4136
      @ducminhtran4136 Před 5 lety

      @@TheeArson I see you again

    • @ducminhtran4136
      @ducminhtran4136 Před 5 lety +1

      @@FightingGameEnjoyer chả ai nói Tiếng Việt ở đây đâu

  • @michaelsoland3293
    @michaelsoland3293 Před 2 lety +7

    When you sign a peace treaty with North Vietnam and start to leave but they just break it and you're already too far gone to care

  • @safosafosafosafo-jc9yt
    @safosafosafosafo-jc9yt Před 2 lety +22

    Greetings from Iraq to Vietnam 🇻🇳🇻🇳♥️🇮🇶🇮🇶

  • @vyrva5690
    @vyrva5690 Před 4 lety +3368

    Americans about Vietnam war:
    We would have won if we didn’t lose

    • @stasbyelov2100
      @stasbyelov2100 Před 4 lety +133

      Straight to the point!

    • @brycynoxd17
      @brycynoxd17 Před 4 lety +31

      Or if the soldiers were PTSD immune or the us uses the little Bois to just kill their army

    • @e.t.1947
      @e.t.1947 Před 4 lety +2

      McCaullin

    • @drunkgaming9984
      @drunkgaming9984 Před 4 lety +3

      Aaron David *Visible Confucius*

    • @drunkgaming9984
      @drunkgaming9984 Před 4 lety +2

      Aaron David the logic is mind bottling

  • @No-ct2lf
    @No-ct2lf Před 3 lety +710

    Finland : Snow
    Vietnam : Forest

    • @ytnoat1207
      @ytnoat1207 Před 3 lety +46

      Russia: *Everything*

    • @auliahakim8561
      @auliahakim8561 Před 3 lety +14

      Just you wait for VietLand, a lush landscape of weirdly snowing rainforest where the snowflake and the tree speak for themself

    • @pomiklom2499
      @pomiklom2499 Před 3 lety +9

      In fact, the Red army of 1939 was not trained and Stalin hoped to take Finland quickly... The snow has nothing to do with it. But, the Finns sucked in 1944

    • @No-ct2lf
      @No-ct2lf Před 3 lety +5

      True

    • @maharlikanwarriors1511
      @maharlikanwarriors1511 Před 3 lety +2

      0:41what is the title of the song?

  • @louisDaBoi
    @louisDaBoi Před 24 dny

    It's been 5 yrs and i came back to this vid, atill love it 🐧

  • @devin_1013
    @devin_1013 Před rokem +3

    Puts captions: (music)

  • @somebody5624
    @somebody5624 Před 4 lety +4877

    *"Our child! I am so proud of you!"*
    - Soviet Russia

  • @KoreanMapping
    @KoreanMapping Před 5 lety +6371

    10 characters who can defeat thanos with the infinity gauntlet in seconds

  • @hsrky3
    @hsrky3 Před 2 lety +1

    I love the music in the background

  • @user-bg6qh6jt1k
    @user-bg6qh6jt1k Před 5 měsíci +4

    Nam:hi us-
    USA:*pulls out mini gun*
    Nam:*walks away*

    • @wibunhungnghetwibu2035
      @wibunhungnghetwibu2035 Před měsícem

      A while later Vietnam returned with two Chinese and Russian friends

    • @user-qx9bt9tr6t
      @user-qx9bt9tr6t Před měsícem

      They are made of something making them safe from anything and everything.

  • @certifiedcharbergian8462
    @certifiedcharbergian8462 Před 4 lety +1576

    Vietnam: *exists*
    America: I’m bout to end this mans whole career
    Jungle and rice farmers: I’m gonna stop you right there

    • @babyxenomorphPA1R3
      @babyxenomorphPA1R3 Před 4 lety +7

      Career

    • @hieuvu2837
      @hieuvu2837 Před 4 lety +14

      *Việt Nam

    • @HauLTCE
      @HauLTCE Před 4 lety +8

      Vietnam, not veitnam

    • @brycynoxd17
      @brycynoxd17 Před 4 lety +2

      And gamer reattack Vietnamese with cruise strikes that are Hydrogen based and boom their ricefields are so doomed the damage is gonna take so long to repair

    • @HauLTCE
      @HauLTCE Před 4 lety +1

      @@brycynoxd17 u will need a lot of bomb, a lot

  • @balazsvagybalazs5296
    @balazsvagybalazs5296 Před 5 lety +558

    Nice
    0:07 "made in china"

  • @privatedino3239
    @privatedino3239 Před rokem +1

    "we were winning when I left" I saw that on a patch once

  • @GarciaAldoXCVII
    @GarciaAldoXCVII Před 2 lety +4

    0:41 Standing here, I realize 🎶

  • @ackerman207
    @ackerman207 Před 5 lety +672

    I love that you used sounds from HOI4.

  • @HyouMix
    @HyouMix Před 5 lety +1376

    Who would win?
    a. US Army
    b. Talking trees?

  • @ViNhutOk-Official
    @ViNhutOk-Official Před měsícem +2

    Tôi là người Việt Nam,rất cảm ơn vì cái video này,thật sự thì nhờ sự kiên nhẫn mới được như vậy,lịch sử Việt Nam có rất nhiều thứ hay và tôi khuyên bạn nên xem thử một lần lịch sử Việt Nam,hoặc bạn qua học ở Việt Nam hay hỏi ở Việt Nam đều được,thậm chí đã có rất nhiều người qua Việt Nam sinh sống và họ nói:"đất nước yên bình này thực sự rất tuyệt,nó rất an toàn và còn rất đẹp đẻ,những cuộn áo dài khiến tôi muốn mặc thử một lần"
    Please translate the above lines ↑

  • @NotThatGuyAgain879
    @NotThatGuyAgain879 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Good video 😮 :D
    ❤❤❤❤

  • @Ali_Nar
    @Ali_Nar Před 3 lety +4650

    I love how USSR just gave Vietnam a ‘Winner’ trophie and took him :)

    • @arvalb0
      @arvalb0 Před 3 lety +39

      @Let's Get This Over With no, usa actually won and had peace treaty were n Vietnam wasn’t allowed to take over the south, later after the treaty was signed they broke it and invaded the rest, America didn’t want more war and did nothing

    • @sanyalox01
      @sanyalox01 Před 3 lety +233

      Winning is achieving your goal in war. Signing a treaty like that is like telling Hitler not to invade Czechoslovakia. And South Vietnam scored the worst points for human rights throughout all countries, even worse than DPRK, meaning USA supported what it claims to fight against. So get real here - USA didn’t achieve its goals in the war and therefore lost, since it also wasted lots of resources and in result lost an ally in form of south Vietnam

    • @36.phamminhtuan17
      @36.phamminhtuan17 Před 3 lety +176

      @@arvalb0 LOL, what do you think if the US stop helping the South? The US can easily invade the South but the South didnt relize that shit. U think US will be an angle, justice and say that they won and they do nothing? Lmao,everything they did is for their country, they failed to invade VietNam and we succeed in protect our country,thats all

    • @thanhthuylethi3674
      @thanhthuylethi3674 Před 3 lety +12

      🤣

    • @sanyalox01
      @sanyalox01 Před 3 lety +174

      @@arvalb0 I'm laughing so hard right now. Your country is the one who did war crimes in Vietnam and supported the south, dropping bombs all over the place, there are more than 300 unexploded bombs in Laos, lying even in small villages(!). And I still don't understand how you think that US won even though its objective in the war was completely failed miserably, losing the south vietnam. If you actually think that you won and you aren't one of those stereotypical trump supporters, I'll be amazed.

  • @varik2622
    @varik2622 Před 3 lety +3017

    America: Lol France just lost its colony to a bunch of jungle farmers. What a loser.
    *20 YEARS LATER*
    America: We didnt lose, we left.

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 Před 3 lety +143

      They left in defeat they lost south Vietnam the Americans lost.

    • @mr.bubble2266
      @mr.bubble2266 Před 3 lety +400

      USA: we didn't lose, just failed to win

    • @thebrockhd7894
      @thebrockhd7894 Před 3 lety +31

      @Canada Eh? r/whoooosh

    • @locomotivesteam9334
      @locomotivesteam9334 Před 3 lety +23

      @@mapleflag6518 Well kind of The US Lost Before south vietnam surrenderd

    • @gardnercoughlen8958
      @gardnercoughlen8958 Před 3 lety +9

      LocomotiveSteam not sure the US lost, because I’m pretty sure they never formally declared war on NVA so they did t
      One but still far from winning.

  • @pittikanmongkholthipwatee4169
    @pittikanmongkholthipwatee4169 Před 11 měsíci +3

    0:06 make in china controller lol

  • @minhucngonguyen9432
    @minhucngonguyen9432 Před rokem +4

    vietnam:😺. usa:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @nongthanhnghia3592
    @nongthanhnghia3592 Před 4 lety +6438

    USA: we only lost in Vietnam once. France: we also lost in Vietnam once.
    Mongolia: I would take it three times
    China: amateur guys

    • @PolyU.
      @PolyU. Před 4 lety +222

      @Sujeet Grewal no it has been losing since vietnam and war existed

    • @anhduc0913
      @anhduc0913 Před 4 lety +320

      Twice. France lost twice, japan lost one and also there was the aussie who helped US.

    • @tommythehat8665
      @tommythehat8665 Před 4 lety +14

      Lol

    • @tommythehat8665
      @tommythehat8665 Před 4 lety +22

      Well yea see our history books

    • @vietgamer7538
      @vietgamer7538 Před 4 lety +154

      Vietnam defeats China actually

  • @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
    @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL Před 3 lety +595

    *"Welcome to the rice fields MFs"*
    -Vietnam

  • @broskei
    @broskei Před 2 lety +3

    as a central vietnamese, i can confirm this is how the war was by my grandpa

  • @thanhtran-xl1cm
    @thanhtran-xl1cm Před rokem +2

    USA: we have an army
    Vietnam: we have rice farmer

  • @existen_ce6069
    @existen_ce6069 Před 3 lety +440

    USA: Lol we will easily defeat these farmers.
    Vietnam: Press X for Doubt

    • @abcxyz-
      @abcxyz- Před 3 lety +2

      X

    • @vothanhvinh6844
      @vothanhvinh6844 Před 3 lety +4

      X

    • @jerrell1169
      @jerrell1169 Před 3 lety +5

      I mean they technically did, only issue is that the South Vietnamese state was failed from the moment the dysfunctional borderline dictator Diem was killed in the coup. Without said borderline dictator the nation just sorta faltered. While the North Vietnamese liked to play up the idea that they so valiantly “liberated” the south by means of popular revolt it was more that they were patient enough to wait for an unstable and corrupt nation to nearly collapse before invading.

    • @usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822
      @usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822 Před 3 lety +1

      They did, about 2 million of them

    • @thuhuongnguyen5975
      @thuhuongnguyen5975 Před 3 lety +2

      Well.. im Viet Nam :)

  • @cheezewafflz7306
    @cheezewafflz7306 Před 5 lety +1733

    Reminds me of when someone who is real low in smash somehow manages to kill you

  • @Sandwhxih
    @Sandwhxih Před rokem +2

    Vietnam: you can't defeat me with your powerful B52

  • @quocsonvan530
    @quocsonvan530 Před rokem +2

    As a Vietnamese I would like to say thank you comrade.

  • @css1077
    @css1077 Před 3 lety +1298

    America :Sends its soldiers to Vietnam
    Vietnam: Send the rice farmers
    The rice farmers: Welcome to the rice fields

  • @Dragonite_Tom
    @Dragonite_Tom Před 5 lety +207

    Murica: over 9000 damaged
    Rice farmer: 1 shot 1 kill

    • @duycongpham4762
      @duycongpham4762 Před 5 lety +1

      Rly

    • @huongvu-yz2nn
      @huongvu-yz2nn Před 4 lety

      Murcia (tiếng Tây Ban Nha: [ˈmuɾθja]) là một thành phố ở Tây Ban Nha, thủ phủ của tỉnh Murcia và của vùng tự trị bên sông Segura. Dân số năm 2010 là 441.345 người. Khu vực xung quanh thành phố này là các nông trang trồng chanh cam, ngũ cốc, tiêu và máy kéo.

    • @Dragonite_Tom
      @Dragonite_Tom Před 4 lety +2

      @@huongvu-yz2nn Murica=America

    • @conghuytran9221
      @conghuytran9221 Před 4 lety +1

      @@huongvu-yz2nn nhục vailon :}}

    • @Umar-oq3rp
      @Umar-oq3rp Před 4 lety

      @@Dragonite_Tom lol

  • @nguyenphuclam2290
    @nguyenphuclam2290 Před rokem +3

    USA: How did we lose to some weak farmer?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
    France and UK: really bro?
    lesson learned: never mess with Vietnam even ur military ranking is 1#

  • @thg8997
    @thg8997 Před 4 lety +447

    my uncle, an American soldier who has fight in Vietnam : I fear no one
    me: (show him a picture of a tree)
    my uncle: (confused screaming)

    • @ghostievee8134
      @ghostievee8134 Před 4 lety +28

      You combined 2 memes in one.

    • @AnhHoang-mm7sz
      @AnhHoang-mm7sz Před 4 lety +4

      This is dark af and i love it

    • @ctto6843
      @ctto6843 Před 4 lety +7

      Viet Cong :)

    • @bloopzia
      @bloopzia Před 4 lety +3

      *Prefection*

    • @sarahtucker3151
      @sarahtucker3151 Před 4 lety +5

      1.1 million North Vietnamese were killed as opposed to our 60000 believe me the only reason the Communist won was because of our politicians

  • @notificationsettings2376
    @notificationsettings2376 Před 2 lety +1

    There was a saying "Even though we can't defeat them in Technologies, but we will defeat them through Tactics and Strategies" -Philippines General, Antonio Luna

  • @haririii
    @haririii Před rokem +2

    When I go for a walk to the jungle of Vietnam:

  • @josephpentony4804
    @josephpentony4804 Před 4 lety +730

    "Made in China"
    I laughed too hard at that.

    • @davasatria4191
      @davasatria4191 Před 4 lety +17

      Also historically accurate because, you know, the sino-soviet split

    • @nguyenphongvo9092
      @nguyenphongvo9092 Před 4 lety +7

      Everything made in china sucks:))

    • @Ethan-vj5mt
      @Ethan-vj5mt Před 4 lety +5

      Nguyenphong Vo *iphone*

    • @nyuztov
      @nyuztov Před 4 lety +9

      @@nguyenphongvo9092 the phone you are using right either is made in China, or the meterial is from China

    • @Tabukium
      @Tabukium Před 4 lety

      @@nguyenphongvo9092 yeah like the device your using

  • @Zekrom249
    @Zekrom249 Před 3 lety +462

    Tree: Hey!
    USA: Hey!
    Also USA: WHAT?!

    • @dieulinhpn201
      @dieulinhpn201 Před 3 lety +13

      Tree : GET THE F*** OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!!! :)

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 Před 3 lety +17

      Lorax: "i am the lorax, i speak for the trees"
      the trees: "thanks but we got this"

    • @marcovillela7438
      @marcovillela7438 Před 3 lety +4

      @@cageybee7221 i am the lorax and i speak for tree but for some fucken reason they speak vietnamese

    • @anairconditionermother7537
      @anairconditionermother7537 Před 3 lety +2

      @@cageybee7221 “the trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed”

    • @issue2505
      @issue2505 Před 3 lety +1

      It Is kinda funny the fact that some soldiers consumed drugs in that war while they were in the forests

  • @binheve
    @binheve Před rokem

    0:55 the reason why his gun broke:
    M4A1 or m16 is a very complicated gun in both design external and internal, so this gun is extremely easy to meet a lot of problem in hard weather, especially for mud and water

  • @kingzyjhiepelongco3593
    @kingzyjhiepelongco3593 Před rokem +1

    1:11 Girl: [RAGE QUITS]
    the vietnam is hard as impenetratable bedrock

  • @minaarcturus1508
    @minaarcturus1508 Před 5 lety +1380

    America: **dies**
    USSR: **comes and gives Vietnam cup**
    **Russian/Soviet anthem is playing**
    The best part😆👌
    P.S. There was an argument, about which anthem is this. Soviet or Russian...
    So, I answer all of you:
    On that moment 1:03 there are words:
    "Славься, Отечество"
    And this words are BOTH in Russian and in Soviet anthems, so it is hard to know, which exactly this is.
    I'm from Russia and I know and can sing both of them.
    Befor saying something, I advice all of you to check the lyrics, and only then comment...

    • @m.albani4982
      @m.albani4982 Před 5 lety +47

      Actually is Soviet Union Anthem

    • @minaarcturus1508
      @minaarcturus1508 Před 5 lety +16

      There are words:
      Славься, Отечество
      Which are both in Russian and in Soviet anthem, so it's hard to tell, where this comes from 🤔

    • @Noname-fv9dj
      @Noname-fv9dj Před 5 lety +1

      Mina Arcturus

    • @scroobboi2254
      @scroobboi2254 Před 5 lety +3

      *procedes to fuck vietnam*

    • @kristijanveljaca1687
      @kristijanveljaca1687 Před 5 lety +4

      @@Revolution1406 Some of the words in the anthems are the same (trust me I can sing both anthems)

  • @bigmac2240
    @bigmac2240 Před 5 lety +702

    Usa:Im the most powerfull nation!
    Rice farmers with AKs:
    *Let Us InTroDuCe OurSElvEs*

  • @XKD_KelvinWilliams
    @XKD_KelvinWilliams Před 8 měsíci +1

    all the things can see in Viet Nam
    1.Vietnamese people
    2.Trees can talk
    3.busses can talk

  • @VuzV69
    @VuzV69 Před rokem +1

    Britain:are ya winning son?
    Usa:no someone is hax

  • @ZhouMama69420
    @ZhouMama69420 Před 5 lety +899

    USA: *DIE!!!*
    Vietnam: No u

    • @hunganhanh4008
      @hunganhanh4008 Před 5 lety +1

      Noob đội nồi haha, you don’t know how to spell “throw” XD

    • @xuanbaoXb
      @xuanbaoXb Před 5 lety +1

      !!!!!!

    • @russiaunion4713
      @russiaunion4713 Před 5 lety +1

      * Uno Reverse card *

    • @_pianmei1
      @_pianmei1 Před 5 lety +1

      Vietnam : bố vã cho 1 phát là chít ngay vs........ Mấy thằng...... Xàm loz
      Usa : WTF??????!!!!??

    • @thahollowknight7484
      @thahollowknight7484 Před 5 lety

      Yes USA Die

  • @futballedits7407
    @futballedits7407 Před 2 lety +1675

    I love how America's controller for the warplane says behind "MADE IN CHINA"

    • @gamnguyenba7931
      @gamnguyenba7931 Před 2 lety +44

      haha b52 is noob :)))

    • @bangnguyen9367
      @bangnguyen9367 Před 2 lety +38

      Many VNese consider china products fake or low quality

    • @Adumbshiba
      @Adumbshiba Před 2 lety +64

      @@bangnguyen9367 During the Vietnam War The Chinese supplied the Vietnamese LMAO

    • @bluesamurai1246
      @bluesamurai1246 Před 2 lety +9

      And China is communist too

    • @eggcoffeedude4538
      @eggcoffeedude4538 Před 2 lety +11

      while in that year china is vietnam's teammate

  • @langbaoduy9151
    @langbaoduy9151 Před měsícem +1

    Thank you so much 😊😊😊

  • @duongnguyentathong1807
    @duongnguyentathong1807 Před 9 měsíci +4

    As a Vietnamese human, I’m proud of my country

  • @sans5787
    @sans5787 Před 3 lety +160

    0:06 M.A.D.E. I.N. C.H.I.N.A.

    • @JohnIsPro
      @JohnIsPro Před 3 lety +2

      @Jasser Elabd oh u mean نام 🤣

    • @JohnIsPro
      @JohnIsPro Před 3 lety +1

      @Jasser Elabd u arabic?

    • @57jwep
      @57jwep Před 3 lety

      it fake

    • @irawansuntoro745
      @irawansuntoro745 Před 3 lety +1

      @@57jwep did u translate it?

    • @57jwep
      @57jwep Před 3 lety +1

      @@irawansuntoro745 china made knockoffs so its fake and the plane is toy

  • @ppk8592
    @ppk8592 Před 5 lety +788

    Who would win:
    A Country with heavy artillery and super modern weapons
    Or
    Some lil farmer Bois with chopsticks and AK47s

    • @jclondonl6332
      @jclondonl6332 Před 5 lety +33

      Instructions where unclear GorrillaWarfare.dlc not installed

    • @rhodesianwojak2095
      @rhodesianwojak2095 Před 5 lety +3

      .

    • @lethanglong6979
      @lethanglong6979 Před 5 lety

      @Just Your Average Goy hey, you guys brings along a bunch of our people whom we called three stripes. Those country-betrayer are living there, so it's not a tie since you guys got more people into your country

    •  Před 5 lety +8

      to kill a communist needs 7 tons of bombs, 55,000 bullets, 8000 liters of herbicides (Agent Orange). While the Viet Cong only needs 2 ak47 tablets to kill an American soldier (a bullet is transferred from north to south in the rain bomb). There are also places that use arrows, knives, hands ...
      Based on the true parameters of the battle! not kidding!

    •  Před 5 lety +20

      Based on the true parameters of the battle :
      So far, the Vietnam War still holds the record as the war with the highest number of bombs thrown in the history of the world. The total number of bombs that US planes dropped on Vietnam was 7.85 million tons, [32] nearly 3 times the total number of bombs that all countries used during World War II and equivalent to the power of 250 atomic bombs that the US threw at Hiroshima. On average, every Vietnamese person at that time suffered about 250 kg of bombs dropped from American planes. [33] [34]. That's not to mention 7.5 million tons of US ammunition used on the ground (including grenades, mines, explosives, firecrackers) [35] and 45,260 tons (about 75 million liters) of toxic chemicals. learned the US sprayed down

  • @melony1505
    @melony1505 Před rokem +1

    USA: READY TO DIE MAN
    VIETNAM: *afk* YOUR NEXT HAHAHA

  • @lienpham379
    @lienpham379 Před 2 měsíci +1

    VIỆT NAM MUÔN NĂM!!! NGƯỜI VIỆT KO BAO GIỜ BỎ CUỘC ❤❤❤

  • @hermannfegeleintheantic8692
    @hermannfegeleintheantic8692 Před 5 lety +703

    america: I fear no man. but that thing!
    *VIETNAM*
    america: it scares me!

  • @GreyBallCountryBalls
    @GreyBallCountryBalls Před 6 měsíci +1

    I love how the button was made in china

  • @khatrinh8907
    @khatrinh8907 Před rokem

    Good job❤❤

  • @user-xm1su8rv8d
    @user-xm1su8rv8d Před 3 lety +382

    *Made in China*
    USA: Hahahahahha
    *Made in Vietnam*
    USA: I am out.

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw Před 3 lety +4

      To avert trade tarrifs, china is actually sending 95% finished goods to vietnam to add the extra 5% and ships it to the us, since the sticker will now say "made in vietnam"

    • @novastar6112
      @novastar6112 Před 3 lety +1

      @@BeaverChainsaw yes

    • @TideFishing
      @TideFishing Před 3 lety

      @@novastar6112 Ironic thing is I have shoes made in Vietnam and i’m American

    • @rc_youtubeaccount1331
      @rc_youtubeaccount1331 Před 3 lety

      forgot the korean war?

    • @skykhan37
      @skykhan37 Před 3 lety +5

      Funny. But in fact, most of Vietnamese weapon came from China in Vietnam War. And China warned USA not invade across North latitude 17 degree,so USA didn't . It's history.And why? Bcs Korean War.

  • @revolutionaryrabbit7715
    @revolutionaryrabbit7715 Před 5 lety +698

    For some reason I find the Vietnam ball incredibly adorable

    • @lolyankovic6952
      @lolyankovic6952 Před 5 lety +45

      Revolutionary Rabbit yeah that star and hat

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson Před 5 lety +30

      @@lolyankovic6952 uhh

    • @openthinker6562
      @openthinker6562 Před 5 lety +19

      Looks are deceiving...

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson Před 5 lety +37

      @@lolyankovic6952 you think vietnam is cute but some reason he has an AK-47

    • @huma139
      @huma139 Před 5 lety +2

      Aw thanks

  • @Ricefieldsneaky
    @Ricefieldsneaky Před rokem +2

    The bush: “You shouldn’t have done that”
    The bush: “Reloading a Gun”
    The Americans soilder: “Uh oh”

  • @kaithenormalman
    @kaithenormalman Před 2 lety

    Usa: i bet i can-
    Vietnam: **plays uno reverse card**

  • @nocommentarychannel3652
    @nocommentarychannel3652 Před 3 lety +2010

    Vietnam wins
    Soviet union: WE are so proud of you our child!

    • @avempestad2
      @avempestad2 Před 3 lety +71

      I Mean, The USSR Gave Them Weapons And Stuff

    • @avempestad2
      @avempestad2 Před 3 lety +14

      @mohammedpilote669 haddad Wat Is AK-41?

    • @sanyalox01
      @sanyalox01 Před 3 lety +12

      Ak-74 were given

    • @avempestad2
      @avempestad2 Před 3 lety +11

      @@sanyalox01 And AK-47s and Stolen STG44 from WWII

    • @lokegerhardsson8979
      @lokegerhardsson8979 Před 3 lety +12

      Sweden: nice One Vietnam Good job.

  • @Sergio-xq4cj
    @Sergio-xq4cj Před 2 lety +614

    Vietnam's rice hat grants him 100% damage resistance

  • @O.F.S.R
    @O.F.S.R Před 10 měsíci +1

    GOOOOOD MORNIN VIETNAM, hey this is not a test THIS IS ROCKNROLL! TIME TO ROCK IT FROM THE DELTA TO THE DMZ

  • @tmq0311....
    @tmq0311.... Před 9 měsíci +1

    USA: Too much Vietnamese for a War, i think we won't have 2nd time
    Afghanistan: U sure?

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 Před 3 lety +1746

    America: *bombs the shit out of Vietnam*
    America: *uses Agent Orange on Vietnam*
    America: *uses Flamethrowers in Vietnam*
    America: *uses actual military tactics in Vietnam*
    Vietnam: Huh? What was that?

  • @AryaWibu
    @AryaWibu Před 5 lety +358

    How to win a war....
    Become a farmer and have guns.

    • @georgelyddane8283
      @georgelyddane8283 Před 5 lety +14

      The Trumpet Boy apparently, because it worked against the U.S., USSR, and UK. Three of the most powerful nations lmao

    • @diooverheaven4317
      @diooverheaven4317 Před 5 lety +5

      @@georgelyddane8283 the U.S should have know never to fight farmers with gun they did it before

    • @user-rg3ek2ni9c
      @user-rg3ek2ni9c Před 5 lety

      @DIO from a random universe are you stupif? The Vietnamese won against all foreign powers invaded their motherland from ~2,800 BC to now, you should open a textbook.

    • @diooverheaven4317
      @diooverheaven4317 Před 5 lety +2

      @@user-rg3ek2ni9c what? all i said was the american win a war with some team of farmer with gun and joking about the same thing happen with vietnam

    • @thenasiudk1337
      @thenasiudk1337 Před 5 lety

      And know basic guerilla tactics

  • @trieukieu1477
    @trieukieu1477 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm from 🇻🇳 and thank you so much

  • @ChicagoBlackhawksfan
    @ChicagoBlackhawksfan Před rokem +1

    Vietnam is the one nation that can survive Thanos snapping and getting out of a Rickroll

  • @lungao3832
    @lungao3832 Před 4 lety +426

    USA:Im the most powerful country in the world
    Some of Vietnamese farmer:Hold my bowl of rice

    • @revolutionkiroi2779
      @revolutionkiroi2779 Před 4 lety +3

      Lu Ngáo được =)j

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 Před 4 lety

      Hold my ricer spoiler

    • @shamare_silver
      @shamare_silver Před 4 lety

      Mày được lắm

    • @wanamawan6249
      @wanamawan6249 Před 4 lety +3

      People lack knowledge of the Vietnam war, using it as an example of how the u.s "lost" but I'd say the the north vietnamese won against the south.

    • @libertyprime9477
      @libertyprime9477 Před 4 lety +6

      tommy Hoang actually nam lost, US only lost politically, but Vietnam suffered major casualties 1 millon to 50,000, if us kept going they could’ve won

  • @vitco9414
    @vitco9414 Před 4 lety +288

    Thanos : I am Inevitable
    Some rice farmers : Really?

  • @zorro34sebas37
    @zorro34sebas37 Před rokem +3

    0:04 *angry american noises*

  • @theuselessthing2091
    @theuselessthing2091 Před rokem

    As a Vietnamese myself I can confirm that Vietnam is pretty much chill

  • @justnate4999
    @justnate4999 Před 5 lety +190

    USA: My weapons are the best
    (Use em on Vietnam)
    0 damage

    • @thile6742
      @thile6742 Před 5 lety +5

      Just Nate no joke but 1M people died

    • @blinthepannkek6173
      @blinthepannkek6173 Před 5 lety

      **NORTH VIETNAMESE FARMER RAMPAGE INTENSIFIES**

    • @-_-JJ
      @-_-JJ Před 5 lety +5

      @@thile6742 Yes, and 2 million vietnamese civilians were killed by american bombers just throwing napalm bombs over civilian villages and US Marines burning down villages with flamethrowers just because they felt like it. Even then you still manage to loose.

    • @thile6742
      @thile6742 Před 5 lety

      A Wild Goosealine 2 millions vietnamese was died include South Vietnamese by starvation, got affect from battle from two sides and also cities of the south got attacked many time when everyone was doing their normal life don't know nothing, the US burn down some village shouldn't be listed near bomding because the amount of people who died from the village burn down by the US are less than the people who died from Tet offensive and Saigon fall down, burning villages is just a really small shit to plus them into that 2 millions, they can't manage to win because the goverment of the south cheated the election and don't know how to fight even with supplies, the Un just help the US protect the south and have no plan with getting into the north except finding a better way for reunited, because of people protesting from the US itseft so the US left years before sai gon fall down

    • @oscartobaroatmeal6734
      @oscartobaroatmeal6734 Před 5 lety

      Vietnam uses tunnel*
      No effect*
      USA: RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @veronicaregalado2469
    @veronicaregalado2469 Před 5 lety +475

    0:06 usa: i use this
    *CONTROL MADE BY CHINA*

    • @hypersp3ce596
      @hypersp3ce596 Před 5 lety +9

      veronica regalado
      Made in China not made by China

    • @tao_max2933
      @tao_max2933 Před 5 lety +5

      Ở Việt Nam chúng tôi thường xem đồ dùng của Trung Quốc là đồ có chất lượng tệ .

    • @cuhuyphuckhang3660
      @cuhuyphuckhang3660 Před 5 lety +5

      ​@@tao_max2933 Translation of Táo_ max comment: In Vietnam, we generally see that most of the goods made in China is a bad-quality thing.

    • @sloporay3274
      @sloporay3274 Před 5 lety +2

      Phúc Khang Cù Huy not now. You know most of the Apple products are made in China? Or top quality retailer such as Hugo boss,Calvin Klein and Michael Kors etc.

    • @NhanNguyen-zo3qz
      @NhanNguyen-zo3qz Před 5 lety

      No China

  • @billyisnooby
    @billyisnooby Před rokem +5

    VIETNAM UNSTOPABLE🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳
    VIETNAM GANG
    👇