Danica was actually one of the more memorable guests, in my own opinion. She was very much down to earth and unequivocally herself. It was nice to a see a lack of pageantry when a lot of the guests are so focused on how many people are watching/listening to them. Cool gal.
I like that she is talking about managing a conflict,and not immediately taking offense or taking issues personally. Narcissistic, insecure people (of both sexes) take things personally, because narcissism is everything is all about you all the time. I like that. I like that she thinks in a problem solving way, rather than ratcheting the drama up
Exectly man, a lot of people in the comment section missed her point entirely, even though Joe didn't react to her comments, she was making a good point about open yourself during a relationship
My girlfriend: "What's wrong?" Me: "Nothing." Her brain: "He looks so lost in thought. Something has to be wrong, is he depressed? Is he not happy with our relationship? Did I do something?" My brain: *Carton of milk falls over*
100% Joe, we take for granted our health and don’t appreciate it enough. I’ve been sick for over a month now and can’t train in jits, muay thai, strength training, studying and working my 11 hours a day like I was before I got sick, I’ll get better but the fact I can’t train and work those long hours really reveals how much I appreciate being healthy and injury free.
I’m 27 with small injuries nothing too major and I’ve been realizing how much taking care of your body and health is important! I’ve also realized how much of a blessing it is to have friends and family who aren’t on their deathbeds . Women, respect your husbands, husbands love your women.
Does anyone catch what she is answering to his question? The auto-generated subtitles are hilarious but not helpful and I am not familiar with the saying.
So glad I grew up around my four brothers. I grew up learning and looking up to them. Helped me turn out to be what I am and I can happily agree with you, just sitting or whatever and not have neurotic thoughts flying around all the time. It’s great
@Rei Ren it’s all relative to their life style but if they retain allot of information why tf can’t they retain the information that men are physically capable of thinking about nothing and just staring into space for 7 minute intervals
I've been married 53 years. ONE LESSON for all men. NEVER, NEVER ask..."What's wrong?" That becomes like opening a trick can with a SNAKE in it that jumps out to EAT YOU.
4:07 it's so obvious that for any woman, they want to know "what you're thinking about" because they want to be fully prepared to use it against you, not for compassion for you as a person, unless it fits their screenplay exactly.
Men are hardwired for stupidity, women are hardwired for jealousy. Side note, I've absolutely caught the same fish three times. It looked pretty darn worn out after the third release.
Mark Thompson absolutely done the fish thing twice myself with bass which are stupidly aggressive. Was a fly fishing guide and had two fellow guides catch the same 25 inch brown trout 2 weeks apart. Same place on the river, photo comps showed the exact same spot pattern/ hook jaw etc.
Thank you for all the funny comments about what men might be thinking.. I'm gonna use some of these next time I get asked! LOL My wife is wonderful and we'll definitely have a good laugh together. 😆
After spending a while starring at a wall, my wife asked me, “is everything alright, what are you thinking about?” That’s when I started explaining how a partial can be a wave, referencing to the duel split experiment, and after talking for about 5 minutes, I realized she wasn’t in the room anymore. I no longer get that question from her.
You need to use the pen to draw, because a picture is worth a thousand words. Alternatively, actions speaking louder is actually a bad thing, because you should be speaking softly while carrying a big stick.
The issue with the “what’s wrong?” Question is that men are can be battling very intense emotions of insecurity, regret, inadequacy, etc. Some of the things that swirl through our minds, you may honestly not want to know. The worst thing about it is that it’s difficult for an S.O. to walk away from that without a changed view of that man- usually for the worse. Thing is, while women say they want us to open up and be emotional, they really don’t. We immediately lose our sex appeal, and they lose respect for us.
One thing on that note is that there are more male idiots than female ones. But there are also mote male geniuses. The intelligence system is more spread out in the case of men.
I can’t agree with what she’s saying more. I’ve been with my man for almost 7 years now and it’s taken me about this long to figure out when he’s going through something. If he’s having a bad day/sad day he just goes completely inward and then I feel neglected. But having this enough times that now I recognize the signs for it, if he would’ve just opened up in the beginning and said he was having a rough day it would’ve been a huge help. It was very very difficult to recognize. And it is important to remember every day not to take them for granted or yourself for granted, but having lost a sibling far too soon I think I realize every day is special and a gift. We don’t have much of this issue in our relationship! It helps just to start saying anything nice that occurs to you about your partner any moment of any day. (Voice to text if there are any grammar issues 🤪)
"What if he's thinking about someone else." 🤣🤣 No lipstick on the collar. No perfume. No late nights at the office. They get suspicious if you just sit there.
The difference is that when men are going through shit before they talk about it they try to rationalize or make sense of it. The annoying part comes in when a woman demands you say what's on your mind while you're still processing it. I don't want to talk about something that I am still in the process of understanding...
@A M It's not to say that all men and women are of one separate type, from my experience it just seems to be the majority of women and men differ in this regard, but that is all anecdotal. Although to your point I can see the difference even among the women in my family, some are like you and others not so much.
Very well said. I have the same thing. I think the best way to talk about it when a woman demands it is to explain this process. Tell her that you still don't fully understand and are trying to figure it out. If you tell her this and shes a good person she'll already just be happy about the fact that you let her into your thought process instead of shutting her out.
Joe is such a Jedi mind master watching his interviews he asked questions that I would ask and joe has so much more insight than watching the dumb ass media if u haven’t got it by now we want unbiased opinions and have some people on your program that u disagree with and he always finds common ground that’s what people are starving for not separating us as much as possible but find something we agree with and move forward. I love Joe he is the best man keep doing your thing Joe we will eat it up
Ladies also try to “out macho” each other. Some may say that it manifests as gossip, publicly tearing down each other’s characters, nastiness etc. When u think about it, both males and females can be pretty dumb. Men hurt themselves or each other physically, women do it emotionally
@@TheTmnt1fan Oh it is wrong indeed. Being/behaving "Alpha" is not putting others down, hurting or destroying them. It it ascending over such trivial things as ego and kicking others in order to fly higher oneself. Real respected and appreciated men actually show love, compassion, honesty and appreciation of others and oneself, as well. Think about it. Who you respect more? The one tearing others apart with actions and words. Or the one helping others to grow themselves, supporting and sharing constructive thoughts for a better co-existence? We need to have a ruthless side on us, yes, in order to have something to tap into when we face ruthless people. Think of it as self-defense and being able to perform it. But if you speak with people being in martial arts for a long time already, they usually come across as balanced people, who not at all intend of hurting anyone. They could, for sure and I don't wanna mess with them. That commands respect. But they choose that they don't want it because they have figured out that damaging others will only damage themselves, too. That commands even more respect. So speaking about men and women going at each other physically or emotionally, it's actually a sign of being controlled by the own ego too much. Pride, aggression, rage, sadness, apathy etc. make them lash out and venting, but you will never see them happy & joyful after it. So it's their job to ascend from these lower emotions and lower circles, as they only bring more problems and more negative stuff to deal with. I personally found, that as soon as I stopped fighting my enemies in favor of just standing up for myself, the number of enemies reduced to basically zero. What you nurture through your attention & energy, grows bigger. So one gotta choose carefully where to put our attention onto.
@@zaxlorax7605 as males we need a tough male figure to look up to so we can aspire to be greater than we are. We can be alpha and macho and not be douchebags
@@mikemyon3570 my point was we can do that and not be douchebags, we as men need to be strong physically, and to challenge other men to be strong as well. We men were made for three things , to protect, to provide, and to confront. We can be pacifists and still be alphas, but I don't believe in being a pacifist. But we need to be strong for the women and children in our lives.
@@Magnificoooooo No. You got to come up with some sort of formula. Truth 50% of the time. When she catches up, change the number quickly and make it 60/40 etc.
The thing is, that isn't true. In most instances they want to be told you're thinking what they want to hear. That's a Pandora's Box waiting to happen.
Q. Lawrence 100% true, girls love a mysterious man, they also don’t know what they want the majority of the time so when this woman says she wants to know what you’re thinking, she actually doesn’t, it’s a test.
Never tell a woman entirely what your thinking. Give little bits of insight. Nothing will turn her off more than oversharing. Stay mysterious. As long as she keeps asking that means she’s interested. When she stops asking your finished.
"What are you thinking about?" is one of those classic bad questions. It asks that you reveal your soul like it's showing off new shoes. It's open ended, so you don't know where they want to go with it. A thousand different questions would be better than trying to get into my silent dialogue with myself inside my 'you can't hear me' coconut.
Reminded me of ERB :Adam vs Eve. In one of the verses Adam says "You cry about everything, but don't know what you want ,"I'm hungry " "I'm fat" "I'm cold" "I'm hot". You call it complex, Yo I'd call you a mess. You take 2 hours to cum and 3 more to get dressed. You got a cream for this , a lotion of that , do you have. Aperfume called get the fuck off my back".
This escalated pretty fast… I truly believed she was interested in her partners thoughts… but all she wanted to know that there is no other woman around SMH… humans are done
Because the suffix *ing* is added to verbs to make noun forms so building is a noun form of a thing that exists as the result of the act of those who built it
Anything valuable needs active maintenance whether it's a good job, your health or a loving relationship etc. None of that stuff coasts on it's own momentum for very long.
If a woman asks a man what's wrong and he says "nothing" then it's usually nothing, but if a man asks a woman what's wrong and she says "nothing" then you're in deep shit.
They do this when something is wrong , or her needs aren’t being met , or most likely she doesn’t feel important to you. You’re in deep shit because in her mind if you really care and are paying attention then you should already know. This is partially true. No you are not a mind reader, but you don’t have to be , stop and think. You will likely come up with one or two things that might be the problem, call her on the most likely one in a caring way. Even if you’re wrong it will show you care and will usually disarm her, then she’ll likely tell you what’s up. Then you can hopefully have a calm discussion about it when she’s ready. Did you fuck up ? Be honest, own it apologize and amend it. Just don’t self deprecate or appeal to her sympathy, they hate that ! However there are times when you aren’t wrong where she wants you to fight back and assert yourself to show you are still able to lead . That’s a shit test and requires the appropriate response. Most of the time you want to demonstrate strength and assertiveness, however she still wants to feel important to you. So do and say things that show that.
@@unorthodoxweldingtrades2336 No , Just keep it simple . If she say nothing say "are you sure '". If she wont talk then leave it . Now it on her and she has to come to you . You have done nothing wrong ! If she wont have the respect to talk and be up front when you ask then that is a red flag . If this happens too often then you should consider breaking up as necessary .
Do you buddy 👍 she’ll check out of that relationship mentally, or dump you altogether long before you do. Their primary language is not overt communication it’s covert. The laws of game are in effect whether you acknowledge it or not.
I actually had the opposite experience with my husband. He would say nothing is wrong and then take out his shit on me passive aggressively to the point where I had to start figuring out what was wrong on my own and pushing him to the point of exploding to tell me what the fuck was actually wrong. Turns out there was something wrong every time. Turns out he also had a gambling problem he was hiding from me and hiding money and lying. So maybe men aren’t as simple as you guys like to portray yourselves.
That is so sad. Yet also so terribly true. I am in my 50’s and am in the dating world again. I can guarantee that one of the first three questions a women will ask a man is “ What do you do for a living?” EDIT: To clarify...I understand how common a question it is but I don’t think men would rate the question as high as women seem to. For as many women who just want to make sure you are not going to rely on their finances , which is a legitimate concern, there are at least twice as many who use the question to to facilitate their own hypergamy.
One I have learned recently myself: Our ability to just be content. At the end of the day I am just as content sleeping on a cot and eating MREs or something when I am out camping and fishing; as I would be doing the same at home while I'm playing video games or working on projects. Some girls just want to go out all the time and/or waste your money on everything instead of getting a constructive hobby or work towards a goal. Sometimes it's because we're in a bad financial situation, or sometimes because we just like to enjoy simple pleasures and relax or because we are working towards something big. Don't underestimate a man's ability to subsist
When a man says "I'm thinking about nothing"
Translation. "I'm appreciating this peaceful moment not worrying about anything, please leave me be"
Men truly have the ability to not think of anything.
@@storjoel That is correct.
Zap Wood as a woman I’m baffled by that I don’t think I’m ever not thinking about something
Nailed it
@@ediesongbird3163 When men talking/thinking serious they might be drunk/high.
"Never underestimate the capacity of a Man to be thinking absolutely nothing or just be planning what they would do if Ninja's attacked."
Sean Joseph 😭😂😂😭
Can’t. Stop. Laughing. Fucking awesome!
The ACCURACY
Seriously!!! 😭😭😭
Ha! Nailed it - both with and without super powers
“Just like a person, we take them for granted” that hit hard.
Danica was actually one of the more memorable guests, in my own opinion. She was very much down to earth and unequivocally herself. It was nice to a see a lack of pageantry when a lot of the guests are so focused on how many people are watching/listening to them. Cool gal.
Agreed she is awesome
She made a dumb public sex comment about her ex and he left . And she can't race either.She's nothing special.
Her “What are you thinking about ? “
Guy “nothing”
Her “come on “
Guy “ When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room, but less bedroom“
Lil Trunks woah
Mother of god !
ChocolateGinger??? I’ve seen this comment before
🤯
Lil Trunks you’re incredible bro, so proud of you!
Girl: what are you thinking?
Guy: nothing.
Girl: tell me
Guy: if our son becomes a priest, should I call him father or son?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha
That's deep.
But that's unbiblical to call anyone(apart of your biological) father.
Holy Spirit
😂😂😂 most accurate post on YT
"Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other." Al Bundy
😂
but they love shoes...
No ma'am member here
That's very true. Even so called female friends are enemies lol...
You don’t know anything about women huh 🤔😅 The best friendship in between two women we are always there for each other and we can say anything.
I like that she is talking about managing a conflict,and not immediately taking offense or taking issues personally. Narcissistic, insecure people (of both sexes) take things personally, because narcissism is everything is all about you all the time. I like that. I like that she thinks in a problem solving way, rather than ratcheting the drama up
Oh she’s plenty narsissistic
Look up her racing career
@@joshherman4214 she talks a good game here.
Exectly man, a lot of people in the comment section missed her point entirely, even though Joe didn't react to her comments, she was making a good point about open yourself during a relationship
Narcissistic yes, but see: solipsism. Many people exhibit this trait. It's next level self absorption.
Girl: “What are you thinking about?”
Guy: “Buzz lightyear denied being a toy, but still froze when humans were around”
Yeah that shit bothers me
Damn...
That's been bothering me since the movie came out.
Devin Stromgren Jesus that’s bothered you for over 20 years?
Off and on.
Her: i bet he’s thinking of other women
Him: how long does it take a giraffe to throw up
Omg this is pure gold!!
Now I have to google that shit!
Antony Drossos did you get an answer?
funkydankspliff you know you can google it yourself...
SO LEGIT
This was very insightful and I wish more people had this communication competency in the relationship
This was one of the best interviews of Joe ever and hit the nail right on the head
Girl: "What are you thinking about?"
Guy: "Cells multiply by dividing"
Wait. That's wack
now I am gonna be thinking this all the time
Fuck
Shit
Ok wha
Her: He's thinking of other women.
Me: Do crabs think fish are flying?
holy fuck
Good one.
Wtf
Fish are flying.
And planes are swimming.
I have been married going on 24 years and have a great marriage. #1 marriage advice: be nice to each other.
My girlfriend: "What's wrong?"
Me: "Nothing."
Her brain: "He looks so lost in thought. Something has to be wrong, is he depressed? Is he not happy with our relationship? Did I do something?"
My brain: *Carton of milk falls over*
Girl: "What are you thinking?"
Guy: "If I'm waiting for a waiter, aren't I the waiter?"
Ann N That’s is a good question!!
Good one.
You thought nobody would notice you stole the joke?
Man that's deep! Something a modern Taoist Monk would come up with!
Would you give yourself a tip, though?
Her: "What are you thinking about?"
Him: "What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?"
Had me thinking lol, what would happen
I am deep down into analysing that
I NEED AN ANSWER!!!!!!
the first one who finds out what you made them do gets the job
Some men just want to watch the world burn
Her: "What are you thinking about?"
Him: "Why letter W is pronounced as double U, but written as double V? "
100% Joe, we take for granted our health and don’t appreciate it enough.
I’ve been sick for over a month now and can’t train in jits, muay thai, strength training, studying and working my 11 hours a day like I was before I got sick, I’ll get better but the fact I can’t train and work those long hours really reveals how much I appreciate being healthy and injury free.
Get well soon!
I’m 27 with small injuries nothing too major and I’ve been realizing how much taking care of your body and health is important! I’ve also realized how much of a blessing it is to have friends and family who aren’t on their deathbeds . Women, respect your husbands, husbands love your women.
No connect at all
"Always aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid."
- Joseph J. Rogan
@123fort andbree
Simps don' get laid.
Does anyone catch what she is answering to his question? The auto-generated subtitles are hilarious but not helpful and I am not familiar with the saying.
@@zenzen4982 "For every hot chick there is a dude sick of screwing her"
@@Izquierdator Thank you! :3
@@kedabro1957 false. Not only do simps get laid, it's also an overpopulation problem that they have caused.
I could sit in a chair for an hour and think about literally nothing. And let me tell you, it’s great.
So glad I grew up around my four brothers. I grew up learning and looking up to them. Helped me turn out to be what I am and I can happily agree with you, just sitting or whatever and not have neurotic thoughts flying around all the time. It’s great
@Rei Ren it’s all relative to their life style but if they retain allot of information why tf can’t they retain the information that men are physically capable of thinking about nothing and just staring into space for 7 minute intervals
those are rookie numbers
@@flowrepins6663 lmao
@@flowrepins6663 ah a fellow cultured man
I've been married 53 years. ONE LESSON for all men. NEVER, NEVER ask..."What's wrong?" That becomes like opening a trick can with a SNAKE in it that jumps out to EAT YOU.
is this a joke? why marry a can of snakes?
Thank you Bob !!!!
Eventually you learn to just say nothing at all
Lol old man wisdom
Why are you in a CZcams comment section at your age? 😂
4:07 it's so obvious that for any woman, they want to know "what you're thinking about" because they want to be fully prepared to use it against you, not for compassion for you as a person, unless it fits their screenplay exactly.
That’s what I got from that to.
She: I bet he's thinking about other women.
He: I wonder if I've ever caught the same fish twice?
Men are hardwired for stupidity, women are hardwired for jealousy.
Side note, I've absolutely caught the same fish three times. It looked pretty darn worn out after the third release.
Maladjester better off doing it a favour and making dinner I’d say
@@mistaowickkuh6249 lmao
Mark Thompson absolutely done the fish thing twice myself with bass which are stupidly aggressive. Was a fly fishing guide and had two fellow guides catch the same 25 inch brown trout 2 weeks apart. Same place on the river, photo comps showed the exact same spot pattern/ hook jaw etc.
Fly fishing, nuff said.
Girl: “What are you thinking about?”
Man: “If a picture is worth a thousand words, why can’t we judge a book by its cover?”🤔
David touché
Thank you
I’m gonna use it
🤯
Never mix your metaphors.
Thank you for all the funny comments about what men might be thinking.. I'm gonna use some of these next time I get asked! LOL My wife is wonderful and we'll definitely have a good laugh together. 😆
How farkn great are these comments mate, my favourite is ..... i want to hire to private investigators to follow each other.
After spending a while starring at a wall, my wife asked me, “is everything alright, what are you thinking about?” That’s when I started explaining how a partial can be a wave, referencing to the duel split experiment, and after talking for about 5 minutes, I realized she wasn’t in the room anymore. I no longer get that question from her.
I am using that the next time she starts whining.
hmmm....I'm starting to realise why women don't talk to me lmao.
I do actually think of things like that from time to time...!! LoL..
Her: What are ya thinkin about hun?
Him: If I hit myself and it hurts...Am I weak? Or am I strong? 🤔
Damn...
That really hits hard.
Weak
@RyanORourkelol but what if you're stronger than a Gorilla?
@@brandslav5989 fukkk u just blew my fucken mind away
Her : “What are you thinking about?”
Him : "If a pen is mightier than a sword, why actions speak louder than words ??"
You need to use the pen to draw, because a picture is worth a thousand words.
Alternatively, actions speaking louder is actually a bad thing, because you should be speaking softly while carrying a big stick.
Pizza - why do we make it in the shape of a circle, only to cut it into triangles, then put it into a square box?
If it’s not written down in text or on paper, then it’s not a fact.
So it goes pen then sword then words
@Jerrol Hale I was looking for a Man of culture who will reference John Wick.Good job,pal.
Realistic and insightful talk. Some are just new great points to learn.
The issue with the “what’s wrong?” Question is that men are can be battling very intense emotions of insecurity, regret, inadequacy, etc. Some of the things that swirl through our minds, you may honestly not want to know. The worst thing about it is that it’s difficult for an S.O. to walk away from that without a changed view of that man- usually for the worse. Thing is, while women say they want us to open up and be emotional, they really don’t. We immediately lose our sex appeal, and they lose respect for us.
Men compete with each other because women like winners and that’s what got ingrained
FlakeTillman Nailed it .Nothing else need be said.
One thing on that note is that there are more male idiots than female ones.
But there are also mote male geniuses. The intelligence system is more spread out in the case of men.
Men only compete in things they're interested in.
Vinnie Durrant and that’s women I’ve seen friends throw each other under the bus when females come around
Yeah alot of guys do that, they child minded with high blood pressure.
Her : “What are you thinking about?”
Him : "Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?"
Hhhhhm... good question!
@Michael P Actually, I stole it from Gallagher.
Cause the wall keeps you apart from each other. Your apartments have walls, no?
@@Dominian1 Here in the US, the multi-family single dwelling is so rare that when people hear "apart" they think "detached" instead of "separated."
Michael P imagine thinking that old joke came from tik tok...
I can’t agree with what she’s saying more. I’ve been with my man for almost 7 years now and it’s taken me about this long to figure out when he’s going through something. If he’s having a bad day/sad day he just goes completely inward and then I feel neglected. But having this enough times that now I recognize the signs for it, if he would’ve just opened up in the beginning and said he was having a rough day it would’ve been a huge help. It was very very difficult to recognize. And it is important to remember every day not to take them for granted or yourself for granted, but having lost a sibling far too soon I think I realize every day is special and a gift. We don’t have much of this issue in our relationship! It helps just to start saying anything nice that occurs to you about your partner any moment of any day. (Voice to text if there are any grammar issues 🤪)
"What if he's thinking about someone else." 🤣🤣 No lipstick on the collar. No perfume. No late nights at the office. They get suspicious if you just sit there.
Girl: I bet he's thinking about other women
Man: If I cleaned out the vacuum cleaner, do I become the vacuum cleaner?
TJ Mat My wife uses the shopvac to get the dust out of the house vacuum cleaner, which makes her the vacuum cleaner vacuum cleaner cleaner.
😅
😂😂😂
Wow u guys r so random
No, you would become A vacuum cleaner.
no, you would become a vacuum cleaner cleaner
The difference is that when men are going through shit before they talk about it they try to rationalize or make sense of it. The annoying part comes in when a woman demands you say what's on your mind while you're still processing it. I don't want to talk about something that I am still in the process of understanding...
Thats it raihan
@A M It's not to say that all men and women are of one separate type, from my experience it just seems to be the majority of women and men differ in this regard, but that is all anecdotal. Although to your point I can see the difference even among the women in my family, some are like you and others not so much.
This quote needs to be on a statue
Right on! Very well said!
Very well said. I have the same thing. I think the best way to talk about it when a woman demands it is to explain this process. Tell her that you still don't fully understand and are trying to figure it out. If you tell her this and shes a good person she'll already just be happy about the fact that you let her into your thought process instead of shutting her out.
So true!!! When your in a relationship and then everything they say annoys you ... it's over ..FR
They are both great interviewers.
Rogan is the best
"Aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid" Joe Rogan is dropping pearls of wisdom.
Underrated quote haha
Surely it should be pretend to be the person you aspire to be...
I get the vibe though 🙂
@@entropy5431 no it’s not
As I read this he said it it's a sign
what manipulative jelous and hoarny ? no thanks.
When a man says "Nothing" he's just in need to be left alone, not being disturbed. Men find solutions to their problems in those silent moments.
& if we dont then we seek out the answers.
Even if there isnt a problem, men just in general enjoy a bit of quiet from time to time, inside their brain and outside
Why can’t women understand this
@@jonathanaleman2338 because women can't stop thinking apparently, so they can't comprehend that we can just think nothing at all.
Franco Gutierrez I blame insecurities
Am I the only one in love with her laughter? So sweet.
7:10 I know the saying as: "Behind every beautiful woman there's a man who's tired of pleasing her'. Softer words, stronger meaning.
Man: 'What's wrong?'
Woman: 'Nothing'.
Woman: 'I said nothing.'
Man: is already in a different room.
This is true
So true
alright good joke
SNap this is not a joke
@@youngoutis7193 ok
Girl: “I wonder what he’s thinking about”
Guy: “how come glue doesn’t dry on the inside of the bottle?”
Omg wtf....why doesn't it
@@beasthaven1571 it reacts with the air or atleast some parts of it. Thats why it dries on the opening part too.
The water in the glue evaporates when it comes in contact with air. That's also why you should close the lid
@@4cmd it's usually a solvent other than water but sure
cuz Jesus is Lord
Joe is such a Jedi mind master watching his interviews he asked questions that I would ask and joe has so much more insight than watching the dumb ass media if u haven’t got it by now we want unbiased opinions and have some people on your program that u disagree with and he always finds common ground that’s what people are starving for not separating us as much as possible but find something we agree with and move forward. I love Joe he is the best man keep doing your thing Joe we will eat it up
So true, the truth is out there ... they just do not care
Ladies also try to “out macho” each other. Some may say that it manifests as gossip, publicly tearing down each other’s characters, nastiness etc.
When u think about it, both males and females can be pretty dumb. Men hurt themselves or each other physically, women do it emotionally
That's what men do we try to be alphas there is nothing wrong with that
@@TheTmnt1fan It is. You're reducing yourself to an animal. It's dehumanizing
@@TheTmnt1fan Oh it is wrong indeed. Being/behaving "Alpha" is not putting others down, hurting or destroying them. It it ascending over such trivial things as ego and kicking others in order to fly higher oneself. Real respected and appreciated men actually show love, compassion, honesty and appreciation of others and oneself, as well. Think about it. Who you respect more? The one tearing others apart with actions and words. Or the one helping others to grow themselves, supporting and sharing constructive thoughts for a better co-existence?
We need to have a ruthless side on us, yes, in order to have something to tap into when we face ruthless people. Think of it as self-defense and being able to perform it. But if you speak with people being in martial arts for a long time already, they usually come across as balanced people, who not at all intend of hurting anyone. They could, for sure and I don't wanna mess with them. That commands respect. But they choose that they don't want it because they have figured out that damaging others will only damage themselves, too. That commands even more respect.
So speaking about men and women going at each other physically or emotionally, it's actually a sign of being controlled by the own ego too much. Pride, aggression, rage, sadness, apathy etc. make them lash out and venting, but you will never see them happy & joyful after it. So it's their job to ascend from these lower emotions and lower circles, as they only bring more problems and more negative stuff to deal with.
I personally found, that as soon as I stopped fighting my enemies in favor of just standing up for myself, the number of enemies reduced to basically zero.
What you nurture through your attention & energy, grows bigger. So one gotta choose carefully where to put our attention onto.
@@zaxlorax7605 as males we need a tough male figure to look up to so we can aspire to be greater than we are. We can be alpha and macho and not be douchebags
@@mikemyon3570 my point was we can do that and not be douchebags, we as men need to be strong physically, and to challenge other men to be strong as well. We men were made for three things , to protect, to provide, and to confront. We can be pacifists and still be alphas, but I don't believe in being a pacifist. But we need to be strong for the women and children in our lives.
"We like to be told what you're thinking."
Don't do it, it's a trap.
yup, you just gotta make some shit up that you think they'll be ok with.
@@Magnificoooooo No. You got to come up with some sort of formula. Truth 50% of the time. When she catches up, change the number quickly and make it 60/40 etc.
Yep. They'll use it against you for sure!
The thing is, that isn't true. In most instances they want to be told you're thinking what they want to hear. That's a Pandora's Box waiting to happen.
Q. Lawrence 100% true, girls love a mysterious man, they also don’t know what they want the majority of the time so when this woman says she wants to know what you’re thinking, she actually doesn’t, it’s a test.
Joe handled this conversation with a lot of class and gentleness i appreciate that can see that hed be a good girl dad :)
Good interview.
Her: “What are you thinking about?”
Joe: “It’s entirely possible that DMT is alien technology left behind to communicate with humans.”
Yoooo🤔🤔
"A buddy of mine told me once"
What does DMT stand for?
@@jmichaelramirez2510 dimethyltryptamine
DMT is already synthesized in the human body, just in very little quantities
“Son, I don’t try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other!” Al Bundy
😂😂😂 Exactly
Fucking awesome lol
This is great
Lol
#MGTOW
Q: "What don't women understand about men?"
A: How uncomplicated we are. Hunt. Fish. Screw. You only need to be involved in one of those.
Fucking EXACTLY dude. We're simple creatures
SCREW GANG
I am 100% convinced hunting was invented by stone age men to get away from their wives' nagging at the camp fire.
@@TomFynn LOL! Best reply ever.
Definitely communication, way universal.
"Aspire to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid"
-Joe Rogan.
Damnn that hit home with what I do
Oof
Soo... aspire to become a superficial charming narcissist?
@@Cujo5 do being a narcissist work?
@NOT YOU whoa big guy settle down. You realize that he has wife and kids right? Or do you know something that might lead you to that conclusion?
Girl : what are you thinking?
Guy : nothing.
Girl : Tell me.
Guy : If your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to figure it.
I want to like your comment but it's 69 likes already
It would be treason to break the rule
Sorry
Hope you would understand
@@jordienp840 😂😂😂
If your parachute fails you have a reserve
@@iLLuminatedWithDren and if both fail mabey the ex cut the chutes.
Best one yet 👏🏻
"Aspired to be the person you pretend to be when you are trying to get laid".. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great convo. Different image I had if her. 👍👍👍
Her: I bet he's thinking of other women
Him: Are leaves called leaves because they eventually leave a tree?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guys are awesome 😂
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔bro u got me thinking
actually that's a very good question 🤔
lol
Her: "what are you thinking about?"
Him: "of all the things that fly, why was the fly called a fly?"
But why has nothing been called a walk
That is a good question!
@@sirlionson2207 I'm definitely gonna start depromoting the word "person", it's s too discriminatory, we're all walks now
@Dodadeus that's a wheel....no wait I.....hmm.....well I fresh out now
Good point. But if the wings fall off the fly, is it then called a “walk”?
“Maybe their hormones aren’t as balanced as ours”
-A woman lmao
Yes Joe brilliant answer
Her: “Why are you walking so weird?”
Him: “My knees hurt”
Actually him: **I must align my feet with the tiles or else I will die**
Never gets old 😂
I like to step on the tile line with the line on my shoe sole lmao
Step on a crack and you’ll break your mommas back
@@ALJ9000 I swear I thought I only did that, I swear we all live the same lives
@@bonifiedeagle6128 To some extent we do
Girl: "What are you thinking about?"
Guy: "Pigs are much bigger than you'd expect"
they really are though
Fuck man, I think about that kinda shit all the time.
Out all the ones I have read in this comment thread, this is the most accurate
Well how big is a pig then? Like a beer cooler? A motorcycle? What can you compare the size too?
@@firemaker22 it is a lot bigger than a dog, but smaller than a horse
Great podcast! Lovely guest!
Joe handled this awesomely
This is one the best comment sections I've ever viewed, 10/10 would recommend. Will be coming back as well lol
I've been reading it the last few minutes...idk even know what they are talking about anymore. Best comments section I've seen.
69th like Fuck yeah
Yeah hit it
It is pretty entertaining, yes, lol.
I stopped the vid to read the comments. XD
Her: he’s probably thinking about other women
Him: buzz lightyear was in denial of being a toy but still froze when humans were around...
Yo.....
@Nick Thornberry Valdivia thats clever
Stolen comment dude
Oh damn...
He still wanted to fit in also he wanted to stay friend of giant creature
This is nice, just an honest convo between 2 people
When Joe pulled out that impersonation and I started craving lemonade🤣🤣
Danica- "what's going on in your mind right now? You look stressed."
Joe- "Its just been a while since I talked about DMT. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT?!"
haha thanks man
Dont know why, but that has me dying laughing !
Comments are purely about the commenter since you know Joe doesn’t read these
Joe: "Oh it's just the fact that I haven't CONSUMED ELK MEAT YET TODAY"
'I'm not thinking about a white horse. You?'
This is the greatest comment section ever
Underappreciated comment
For incels
@@ptrwith2933 wooah dude chill, your clearly not a man nor gentlemen so comment elsewhere
Literally thought this right as I scrolled to it. Bravo
comment section is better than the clip itself lol
I came here for the cheeseburger
Never tell a woman entirely what your thinking. Give little bits of insight. Nothing will turn her off more than oversharing. Stay mysterious. As long as she keeps asking that means she’s interested. When she stops asking your finished.
Woman: “I bet he’s thinking about other women”
Man: “When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.
Lmaoo wth thats true. Never thought of that
@@DeySaidDat2 looool
i tried to say forward while moving my lips back and back while moving my lips forward...and then my wife walked in like ...this fool
@@rafaelfajardojr.6423 bro i tried the same thing dont worry
Even with the Hindi words for forward and back it's same
Wife to husband. ‘It’s like you haven’t heard a single thing I’ve thought ‘
If you REALLY knew me.....you'd know what I was thinking....!
... yeahh...
Underrated comment. Women think men all have telepathy.
Scott Barker bro fucking real talk
loved danica on this
"What are you thinking about?" is one of those classic bad questions. It asks that you reveal your soul like it's showing off new shoes. It's open ended, so you don't know where they want to go with it. A thousand different questions would be better than trying to get into my silent dialogue with myself inside my 'you can't hear me' coconut.
“Hormones aren’t balanced like ours” LOL
Desquarius Jucks - The Patron Saint of Gang Shit Holy shit best joke of the day!
That had me laughing too. Like hating a chick she doesn't know based on her appearance sounds really balanced to me. Lol
I about shit a brick when I heard that
Nvr saw a boy or a man cry about a phone
Reminded me of ERB :Adam vs Eve. In one of the verses Adam says "You cry about everything, but don't know what you want ,"I'm hungry " "I'm fat" "I'm cold" "I'm hot".
You call it complex, Yo I'd call you a mess.
You take 2 hours to cum and 3 more to get dressed.
You got a cream for this , a lotion of that , do you have. Aperfume called get the fuck off my back".
A woman unironically saying "their hormones arent in balance like ours" is the funniest shit I've seen today
I think she was being ironic though, but she just didnt get it accross very well
She was clearly joking
@@AntonSuprun do you know what clearly means?
jason corn she definitely gives a mischievous smile after saying that
@@AntonSuprun a majority of woman can't be funny, on purpose
Thats the best advice. Be nice .
Her: “what are you thinking about hun?”
Him: If you replace the W’s in “when where and what” with T’s, you get the answer to every question
I-Xile• • boomer hoomer
Genius!
I have to write that down. 😂🤓
I-Xile• • I read it as t h not th omfg
Tho
Women's hormones are always well adjusted, I'm sure you've all noticed.
XD
Always.
I think she's being sarcastic 😂 like obviously women's hormones be outta wack sometimes lol
Lol
My favourite is when I'm feeling fine and then I start crying for no reason and then go back to being fine
"Is it really nothing?"
Yes. We go into our nothing box in our mind and nothing bothers us anymore.
This escalated pretty fast… I truly believed she was interested in her partners thoughts… but all she wanted to know that there is no other woman around
SMH… humans are done
yuuuup
A girl is quiet : hell is about to freeze over for a lucky guy
A guy is quiet: I wonder what I'd look like if I could go super Saiyan.
Bruh if this ain’t the truth lmao. Sometimes I be quiet looking at the sky like “damn would be sick if I could fly”
“Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?”
@empbac I guess you prefer to think like a chick.
@empbac you sound lonely...
empbac FYI the guy who became blue and had a tail in avatar ended fucking the hot as princess and could walk again
Women: What are you thinking about?
Men: Why do they call it building, when it is already built...
Internet historian wants to know your location.
@@leapbeforeyoulook201 YES! just watched that vid
It's big brain time.
I should ask this question to my grammar teacher.😂
Because the suffix *ing* is added to verbs to make noun forms so building is a noun form of a thing that exists as the result of the act of those who built it
Joe is one VERY intelligent man.This conversation is exactly clique.Spot on for man and a woman
Be with the right one ❤❤❤
"Women aren't people like us"-Peter Griffin
Epic and fucking true
This is so hectic you can back it up and say that it was just sarcasm even if it wasn't, epic
Jassima Nasima.
You’re disgusting.
@David Elliott
Clearly you're an idiot.
Why do thinskinned pussies watch JRE? Fuck out of here
She: What is he thinking about? He probably thinks about another woman.
He: How do bald people know how far to wash their face? o.O
I LOL'ed hard at this.
That's hilarious Man
Stop washing where the wrinkles stop... maybe...
That is golddddd
LOLOL SO MUCH AT THIS
Anything valuable needs active maintenance whether it's a good job, your health or a loving relationship etc. None of that stuff coasts on it's own momentum for very long.
"I have no idea what you understand about us" Good line to say to your wife when you're in trouble
If a woman asks a man what's wrong and he says "nothing" then it's usually nothing, but if a man asks a woman what's wrong and she says "nothing" then you're in deep shit.
They do this when something is wrong , or her needs aren’t being met , or most likely she doesn’t feel important to you. You’re in deep shit because in her mind if you really care and are paying attention then you should already know. This is partially true. No you are not a mind reader, but you don’t have to be , stop and think. You will likely come up with one or two things that might be the problem, call her on the most likely one in a caring way. Even if you’re wrong it will show you care and will usually disarm her, then she’ll likely tell you what’s up. Then you can hopefully have a calm discussion about it when she’s ready. Did you fuck up ? Be honest, own it apologize and amend it. Just don’t self deprecate or appeal to her sympathy, they hate that ! However there are times when you aren’t wrong where she wants you to fight back and assert yourself to show you are still able to lead . That’s a shit test and requires the appropriate response. Most of the time you want to demonstrate strength and assertiveness, however she still wants to feel important to you. So do and say things that show that.
@@unorthodoxweldingtrades2336 No , Just keep it simple . If she say nothing say "are you sure '". If she wont talk then leave it . Now it on her and she has to come to you . You have done nothing wrong ! If she wont have the respect to talk and be up front when you ask then that is a red flag . If this happens too often then you should consider breaking up as necessary .
Do you buddy 👍 she’ll check out of that relationship mentally, or dump you altogether long before you do. Their primary language is not overt communication it’s covert. The laws of game are in effect whether you acknowledge it or not.
I actually had the opposite experience with my husband. He would say nothing is wrong and then take out his shit on me passive aggressively to the point where I had to start figuring out what was wrong on my own and pushing him to the point of exploding to tell me what the fuck was actually wrong. Turns out there was something wrong every time. Turns out he also had a gambling problem he was hiding from me and hiding money and lying. So maybe men aren’t as simple as you guys like to portray yourselves.
@@hannahbanana6884 There will always be exceptions to the overall rule but it is the overall majority which is discussed here
Girl: "what's wrong?"
Man: "my entire identity is reduced to my ability to be economically productive and rigid."
Women most effected
#metoocunt
Ah fuck
That is so sad. Yet also so terribly true.
I am in my 50’s and am in the dating world again. I can guarantee that one of the first three questions a women will ask a man is “ What do you do for a living?”
EDIT: To clarify...I understand how common a question it is but I don’t think men would rate the question as high as women seem to.
For as many women who just want to make sure you are not going to rely on their finances , which is a legitimate concern, there are at least twice as many who use the question to to facilitate their own hypergamy.
Wow, pretty powerful words
One I have learned recently myself: Our ability to just be content. At the end of the day I am just as content sleeping on a cot and eating MREs or something when I am out camping and fishing; as I would be doing the same at home while I'm playing video games or working on projects. Some girls just want to go out all the time and/or waste your money on everything instead of getting a constructive hobby or work towards a goal. Sometimes it's because we're in a bad financial situation, or sometimes because we just like to enjoy simple pleasures and relax or because we are working towards something big. Don't underestimate a man's ability to subsist
i love in the south and the southern accent part about the cute nice girl was spot on 😂
Did she just say women are "balanced..."
nah she said -"imbalanced like ours."
@@rickr.5836 in balance
Imbalance would make no sense with the context given
@@LuluTheCorgi Damn, she really did say in balance instead of inbalance. my b
Lmao
Yes she did say that. He should've jordan petersoned her ass right there
When man is silent, he is dabbling in philosophy
or dead
Or dabbling with his balls
We ask the real questions.
Except those guys that are only capable of locker room talk or banter
This goes without saying. 'What's a man anyhow, if not alone collecting facts.' Ben Howard - Murmurations czcams.com/video/Ge8fE82XsDg/video.html