Compilation of prank calls, mostly to public access shows. This is a re-editing of the first one I posted, with the sounds levels improved in a few videos and a few new clips added.
Literally half of these contained no skill lmao They are just saying the dumbest stuff possible or recording something audio of them using the bathroom
The CZcams channel is CB Walker and he’s amazing . Every show and clip is fucking brilliant. He’s really nice too, I got to talk to him! I just found him recently. I realize at the end of my message that I’m six years late but here you go
I used to love to watch late-night cable access shows in the early 1990s. Most of the calls to these shows were like the ones in this video. It was highly entertaining! I’d sometimes feel sorry for the hosts, so I’d call and ask real questions just to give the hosts a break from the craziness.
@@explodyz probably. I know they were part of the reason I watched; sometimes one of the prank callers and the host would get into hilarious contests, each trying to insult the other as it got more and more ridiculous. Other times, it was just annoying, like with people just screaming. But that was the nature of a cable access call-in show and I’m sure plenty of people watched just for the prank calls.
He's back on the air on CZcams Live every Friday at 9pm EST and his name is Clarence Baynard "CB" Walker "The World's Formost Psychic Energy Reader" Host Of The Flaccid Ego Show
@@aiman9365 I don’t wanna overreact, I’ve seen this video for about 3 years now. Never even seems to get old. Public television is old & no one accepts my calls. :(
We were flipping through the cable stations one night and crossed QVC and some guy was asking if the diamond ring they were selling was actual size. The host said, yes. The caller said, "Holy shit, that thing is about 4 inches across my fucking TV screen" LOL Gotta love the 90's.
Because we only wish we lived in a world where a human gifted with psychic abilities also has the wit to comeback with "REALLY, HUNNEH, DO YOU SUCK YO DADDY'S DICK WITH THAT FILTHY MOUTH"
In the late 90s my friends and I in middle school would randomly call 1-800-MONKEYS from pay phones (it was some zoo and 800 #s were free and untraceable). We would harass those poor people a few times a week and our whole schtick was we wanted to purchase a monkey (idk why we thought it was so funny). They would outright hang up, get mad and tell us to stop, or chuckle and disconnect. Finally after months of this tired joke, a woman answered and played along with us and started asking what kind of monkey and how much we were willing to spend and how would we take care of it. It completely baffled us and we never called again, but she taught us an important lesson... if you don't want to be the butt of someone's joke, lean into it and play along and it completely steals their "power". That woman gave me more life guidance than any teacher ever did ❤
I used to call 1 800 flowers when I was a kid. My whole thing was to just stay on the line as long as possible until the operator would tire of my antics. Usually right around the time it took to give them a credit card numbet.
Dude we use to have a party line going and called all kinds of numbers. Didn't matter if it was local or 1-800 numbers. This one friend of mine could mimic Mrs Cleo the physic and we thought that was the funniest shit. We would call people and he would do his impression giving them a reading. Then he would tell them the amount owed and people would go crazy over it because at the start of the call he told them it was free. He would tell them the call charge would be in their next phone bill lmfao
He was kind of an old perv, those segments I used were from a show where he was having women call in and pretend to have orgasms, that's what the screaming guy was making fun of
Oops, somehow I accidentally deleted someone's comment about the prank where the guy just screams in the phone at the two hosts, so to whomever it was I apologize
He's trolling, the guy's a comedic genius and I'm surprised we don't see more of him. His last show being the psychic he takes off his turban, winks at the camera and makes it obvious it was an act all along.
@@joesmoe71 you left out some good ones like the guy that said to nyc gun debate I like to suck your d and the first to make the joke that we have guns to murder people like f f you
PSYCHIC: I'm starting out fresh, uh huh... I feel good, uh huh... I smell good, uh huh... I can feel this next call is going to be good, I can feel it, uh huh... I'm calm, I'm calm, uh huh... Good evening! CALLER: fucking Genie PSYCHIC: KISS MY ASS!!! AAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!!
: Am I on the air?
: yep
: FUCK!
: thanks
Best conversation ever
TheGamingSeal123 8/8
took the b8 m8
The Melon Wizard
TheGamingSeal best one
10:20 "Fuckin' Genie" ... "Kiss My Ass!"
TheGamingSeal lmaoo started the video off perfectly with that clip.
"Weren't you the penguin in batman part 2"
Lolololol
My all time favorite riff! Ha ha...
I think I like "this is for the penguin" more
+Colonel Sanders i fucking died
He looks like it
Colonel Sanders you rippin me off???
I can’t get over the psychic in the red hat 🤣 every single one of his remarks and comebacks are beautifully done
Pilgrim shoe. Holy shit!😂
he's CB Walker. dude trolled the trolls. manymanymanymany clips on the internet if youre interested.
Back when trolling took skill.
😂😂
Nowadays everyone seems to think trolling means voicing an unsavory political opinion
Literally half of these contained no skill lmao
They are just saying the dumbest stuff possible or recording something audio of them using the bathroom
Our moms and dads trolling before we had the internet 😂
Yes.... yes it was. We needed the outlet.
Me and my cousin were crazy in 1999. We'd call for hours and use sound effect CDs, Toys sound and stuff too!
There was internet then too. It just wasn't as fast of a connection speed and wasn't as big and had less users.
We did so many of these.
Gen X is still proud and beautiful.
Man the goofy black psychic is extremely hilarious. I could watch his segments on adult swim and be immensely entertained.
Ron Elite I swear it's Tyler Perry trolling on public access.
Larry Rockensuess Jr. It would be the only funny thing he's ever done.
Anthony Snow lol , so true
The CZcams channel is CB Walker and he’s amazing . Every show and clip is fucking brilliant. He’s really nice too, I got to talk to him! I just found him recently.
I realize at the end of my message that I’m six years late but here you go
I used to love to watch late-night cable access shows in the early 1990s. Most of the calls to these shows were like the ones in this video. It was highly entertaining! I’d sometimes feel sorry for the hosts, so I’d call and ask real questions just to give the hosts a break from the craziness.
I wonder if the prank calls helped their viewership
@@explodyz probably. I know they were part of the reason I watched; sometimes one of the prank callers and the host would get into hilarious contests, each trying to insult the other as it got more and more ridiculous. Other times, it was just annoying, like with people just screaming. But that was the nature of a cable access call-in show and I’m sure plenty of people watched just for the prank calls.
Is that psychic sinking in quicksand, he gets lower and lower on the screen in each clip
I cannot deal with the psychics camera angles lmao
How high was he?😂
He's back on the air on CZcams Live every Friday at 9pm EST and his name is Clarence Baynard "CB" Walker "The World's Formost Psychic Energy Reader" Host Of The Flaccid Ego Show
You can practically see his boogers.
Same
"Were you the penguin in Batman?"
A sentence with more comedic value than 75% of the internet
Alex Faudel I'm still laughing at that lol😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😃
Prank calls are some of the best humor ever created by humans.
100% correct. If not THE best
Facts.
Crank calls are the cornerstone of our civilization. They unite us through the generations...
Word!
The "psychic" is funnier then the prank callers!! Lmao
The funniest part is that camera not being panned down. Like the psychic is floating in the sky.
The Penguin ones killed me
Those were the mf best
The penguin jokes had me on the floor laughing
When he started asking his opinion on freeze rays I couldn’t take it.
I watch this every week, never gets old
NEVER.
@@aiman9365 I don’t wanna overreact, I’ve seen this video for about 3 years now. Never even seems to get old. Public television is old & no one accepts my calls. :(
Best one ever;
- "I'm calm, I'm calm."
- "Fucking genie."
- "Kiss my ass!"
Hahahaha!
Madman Gaming KEEEIIISSSS MUUUUHHHH AAYYYYSSSSS
The penguin joke cracked me up all 3 times.
The freeze ray one is what really cracks me up!
“I’m calm, this next call is gonna be wonderful, I can just feel it, I’m calm, I’m calm...good evenin”
“Fuckin Genie”
😂😂😂😂😂
KISS MAH ASSS
Kiss my ass
3:35 “Weren’t you the Penguin in Batman part two?” Lmao!
BATTLE TOADS ahahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
Tht was the game back n the day
LetsGoInStyle. SNES Battletoads And Double Dragon. best one i played
Starless The Shellcat 4:31 why don't you have battle toads? Seems like a legit question.
WTF is battle toads???? Are than the funniest thing ever, I'd really like to know!
DIDDLY SQUAT THO HAHAHA you're literally asking for it
sex onlv
Jesse Thompson poor guy tho he got it bad lol
“Hi am I on the air?”
“Yes”
“FUCK”🤣🤣
t h a n k s
Shit had me dieing
Best opener ever! 😆
This is what CZcams is all about I hope this vid stays up forever
The forefathers and foremothers of trolling... we owe them so much.
"Yeah, this is for the penguin"
Shit, I laughed hard
6:00
The psychic energy reading guy is more funny than the people pranking him. 😂
💯💯💯💯💯😂😂😂
I like the psychic guy. He dished it right back
It’s the “Flaccid ego show”, really good stuff lmao
who agree that this is better than todays prank videos?
“Hi am I on the air ?”
“Yep”
“Fuck.”
Ecobeast1618 THANKS
Does anyone else like to get wasted and watch these all night ?
It’s more hilarious when you’re watching this high.
Lol yes
Absolutely buddy
"hi, am i on the air?"
"yeah!"
"Fuck!"
mood
"This question is for the Penguin."...........dead
I just want to argue/
That psychic guy cracks me up every time. The way he is leaning back and says a mile a minute: "there are children watching this show!"
N Plutonium I couldn't stop laughing when he yelled KISS MY ASS
Rosesburn Onfire word and the way he's leaned back and the only thing visible is his head in the very bottom of the screen is hilarious.
N Plutonium FUCK YOU, haha
Asking the penguin about his weapon of mass destruction freeze ray he used in gotham city got me. This is too good.
Absolutely amazing 👏 😅😢😂
It was honest question though
@@SardineSandwitch333 lmfao 🤣 😂
I'm in my 40's now and this brings back memories when me and my buddies would make prank calls to one of our local radio stations. Good times.
So the psychic can't tell when a troll is calling. Lmao
Come to find out cb walker was trolling us all lol
This is how you had fun before high speed internet
good tmes
We were flipping through the cable stations one night and crossed QVC and some guy was asking if the diamond ring they were selling was actual size. The host said, yes. The caller said, "Holy shit, that thing is about 4 inches across my fucking TV screen" LOL Gotta love the 90's.
I stumbled on this video by accident and I'm so glad I did, I've not laughed this much in ages!
Exactly I was literally crying @8:48 I haven’t laughed that hard in ages either 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel so bad for the Diddlee Squat guy. He wanted genuine questions.
Public access TV was gold before the internet.
Public Access TV was a special time
lmaooo
These prank calls are better than most prank calls people do now in 2019..
"Weren't you the penguin in Batman part 2?" I laughed for a good minute straight.
ME TOO!
Omg yes.
"Is it true you were the penguin in Batman part 2?" I lost it😂😂
The psychic gets progressively more and more out of frame I’m fucking losing it
“Hi am I on the air?”
“Yes”
“Fuck”
I've seen this a million times and still laugh my ass off.
Saammee😂😂
Same !
Ditto
THat battletoads segment was freaking hillarious. Especially when CB pulled out the pilgrim shoe.
Prank phone callers from the 90s are today's memelords
I don't understand how the Psychic can't just predict the crank call and not pick up the phone😂
Because we only wish we lived in a world where a human gifted with psychic abilities also has the wit to comeback with "REALLY, HUNNEH, DO YOU SUCK YO DADDY'S DICK WITH THAT FILTHY MOUTH"
Gosh, I love those pranksters. I miss the days when this happened more on live TV shows.
Shit, the first call is so simple yet elegant:
"Yeah, hi am I on the air?"
"Yep"
*"FUCK"*
I like your pfp, good taste
"You tried that in Gotham City right?" Got me
😂😂😂😂
“Penguin in Batman Pt. 2” comment took me all thee way OUUUUT
Hahaha did me as well. I lost it lol
"Hi, am I on the air?"
"Yep"
"FUCK"
hahahaha
Fuckin lost it right at the beginning XD
+StephySon Second that xD
+JayDee Third that lol
JayDee Its a shame PAT is gone n this age XD
Dude the black spiritual dude all leaned back 😂
Frosty2113 shit's too good
Lean in!
Frosty2113 I know right, I spit water all over my IPad!
The Penguin callers have me rolling.
"This is for the penguin."
The dude is a god for saying it.
6:00
That one made me 😆
This is the best thing I have ever watched.
Thank you sir!
I agree! That was awesome
Koby Douek look up reverend x spirit of truth
Koby Douek 6:59 is my favorite
All the children of these prank callers became the internet trolls of today...
tiarnan LOL
The Penguin line killed me 😂
03:03; the close up of the psychics face took me over the edge... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good evening lol
"I'm calm, I'm calm"
"good evening"
"fucking genie"
"KISS MY ASS"
"Hi am I on air?"
"Yes"
.."Fuck"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I swear that guy was getting lower and lower down the screen every time we visited him!
In the late 90s my friends and I in middle school would randomly call 1-800-MONKEYS from pay phones (it was some zoo and 800 #s were free and untraceable). We would harass those poor people a few times a week and our whole schtick was we wanted to purchase a monkey (idk why we thought it was so funny). They would outright hang up, get mad and tell us to stop, or chuckle and disconnect. Finally after months of this tired joke, a woman answered and played along with us and started asking what kind of monkey and how much we were willing to spend and how would we take care of it. It completely baffled us and we never called again, but she taught us an important lesson... if you don't want to be the butt of someone's joke, lean into it and play along and it completely steals their "power". That woman gave me more life guidance than any teacher ever did ❤
I used to call 1 800 flowers when I was a kid.
My whole thing was to just stay on the line as long as possible until the operator would tire of my antics.
Usually right around the time it took to give them a credit card numbet.
Dude we use to have a party line going and called all kinds of numbers. Didn't matter if it was local or 1-800 numbers. This one friend of mine could mimic Mrs Cleo the physic and we thought that was the funniest shit. We would call people and he would do his impression giving them a reading. Then he would tell them the amount owed and people would go crazy over it because at the start of the call he told them it was free. He would tell them the call charge would be in their next phone bill lmfao
The psychic keeps sliding further and further down their chair.
I can't tell if the camera is on the floor looking up or if the camera is fine and he's laying down vertically.
And the one shot where it's SUPER zoomed in at 3:02 lol
Matt Jessee LOL!!!!!!!!!
I'm not sure why this came up on my recommended after 8 years lol but I'll take it.
I miss these times. Made many a great call.
lol ur a legend
Before there were internet trolls there were these guys
How laid back, literally, is that psychic guy?
He’s chillin 😎
6:01 This is for the Penguin! 🐧🦇
😂😂
"yeah I have a girlfriend... and she has Battle Toads, too." LMFAO
This was internet before internet was internet.
weren't you the penguin in batman part 2? 😂😂😂 i fkn lost it
Back when life was fun.
And hard to trace back calls....lol
This absolute gold, thank you to all the callers, and the presenters for their persistence 😂
"Good morning" AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tommy M me when someone tells me good morning
"This next call is gonna be wonderful, I can just feel it... Good evening!"
"Fuckin' Genie."
"KISS MY ASS"
Do you have the battletoads?
10:31
Best part of the video.
Shady Engineer no best part is 7:56
People are so demented it is just beautiful - we need to bring back phone pranks!
4:15 this poor chap. Like 5 prank calls straight😂
NERO KNIGHT diddly squat!
the psychic energy dude is hilarious
"Werent you the penguin in batman part 2" lmfaooo
He does look like him hahaha
“I called last week and you gave my chlamydia” 😂😂😂
Ndukwe Uduma He never gave no man no chlamydia!
"It burns so bad when I pee"
I feel sorry for the diddlee squat guy
Wolfantyne He looks like Grandpa Munster.
He was kind of an old perv, those segments I used were from a show where he was having women call in and pretend to have orgasms, that's what the screaming guy was making fun of
He looks like Grandpa Munster.
Walrus king lol me too man. I felt sorry for him
Michael Lavoie absolutely lol. I couldn't think of the show but I had the same character in mind
Oops, somehow I accidentally deleted someone's comment about the prank where the guy just screams in the phone at the two hosts, so to whomever it was I apologize
Andrew Tornadoboy I love you
And I love you too
Get a room...
I hope the hell you're a woman, and a good looking one at that! LOL
Be sure to look up public access host George Yarid aka Gorgeous George
"This is for the penguin" 😂😂
It’s like all of the GTA talk shows in one 😂
Omg you’re so right
The screaming killed me. So funny. "You tried a freeze ray on Gotham city didn't you?"
He could forsee the future but couldnt forsee the 500 prank calls coming his way. Hahaha. Fuckin "psychics".
is that a man?
The "psychic" is definitely trolling. I refuse to believe he is serious, he's just a true comedian.
He's trolling, the guy's a comedic genius and I'm surprised we don't see more of him. His last show being the psychic he takes off his turban, winks at the camera and makes it obvious it was an act all along.
@@joesmoe71 you left out some good ones like the guy that said to nyc gun debate I like to suck your d and the first to make the joke that we have guns to murder people like f f you
@@joesmoe71 Talking about 3:45 that guy just copied the last guys call
@@joesmoe71 czcams.com/video/ArjvleO63J8/video.html
*Tears up* it's beautiful
“Do you have Battle Toads?” 🤓🐸
I’m fucking dying, glad I’m not the only one who’s favorite part was battle toads
"Hi this is for the penguin" i fucking lost it
That was the best one. Almost felt bad for the guy too. Almost, because it was too funny.
me too! i couldn't handle it.
"Weren't you the penguin from batman part 2" LMAO !!
This is for the penguin……..that was so funny laughed way too hard!
Caller: "Hi, am I on the air?" Host: Yep. Caller: "FUCK!!!" That one gets me everytime
PSYCHIC: I'm starting out fresh, uh huh... I feel good, uh huh... I smell good, uh huh... I can feel this next call is going to be good, I can feel it, uh huh... I'm calm, I'm calm, uh huh... Good evening!
CALLER: fucking Genie
PSYCHIC: KISS MY ASS!!!
AAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!!
William Ko I am literally laughing out loud. Holy shit.
I love how the psychic guy gets progressively lower in his seat hahahaha