@@GexTrilogyWhen Dude, stop adding another dollar when you're specifying the amount is in dollars xD It doesn't matter if the dollar sign is in front or after, don't repeat it.
"after i won the website found out we were both under 18 so we're back to the original 4000" that... is literally the most pathetic and contribed excuse to return to the status quo i have ever heard. it literally would have been better if they just stuck with lisa losing it all to sideshow bob
It’s literally something that has happended before though gambling websites have discovered someone that was winning was underage and kicked them out taking away most of the money
Every time this family comes into money, its pulled from right under them like a rug, Worst example being lisa ripping up mr.burns $12 Million dollar check.
@@1LastSong I don't know if you missed the joke, or you're just making a joke. Either way, it's a good enough set up for the next lines: *Lisa:* "Um... Dad? 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. _It's..."_ (heart monitor flatlines) "Code blue! Code blue!" Credits roll
@@1LastSong Okay, good. Tone is notoriously hard to pick up over text. I love that the episode just ends with him dying of shock; always end on a strong joke, and all that. I mean, they obviously resuscitated him, but considering he suffered 4 simultaneous heart attacks when he only thought they had lost 12k... it must not have been easy.
BART can be a punk but when it comes to Lisa he dosent want to see her sad this is not a very good example but when Lisa was getting bullied by her teacher bart handling it in one day with only two minutes is a great example
Have you ever heard of body hair play? Does that sound appealing to you? No? Then don’t imagine what Homer was doing after the lights went out… *shudders*
Once I got those 400K I would quite the game as soon as possible because that could be enough to pay a good size house in advance and I could be saving years of work for paying the mortgage.
@@tappajaav He likes to watch Coronation Street but cannot properly understand it because of his mental disabilities and it makes him angry, and he also likes to watch old game shows. He will often get annoyed if he doesn’t understand what is going on and he will start to fart a lot and cry. Liuzihua also likes to do funny things such as make himself look like an idiot on purpose. He also likes to go to the park and play in the sandbox for a bit. He also likes to play with balloons or bubbles. He will often get too excited and hurt himself in
FH beats flush, plus board was rainbow so there wasn't even a flush out there! She had the second nuts, bob could easily call with 3 combinations of QQ, 1 combo of A3s (and 1 combo of A3o), 3 combinations of 88, all of which are behind her. Wasn't a terrible play, only loses to one exact holding, just a bad beat
@@hobomike6935 I was referring to the clip where homer's mind goes "lisa needs braces, dental plan" on and on in said episode :) @Inamonthortooo got it
Of all the gambling vices, Poker to me is at least one you got the most self control in. It's slower paced, methodical. The fact you can leave the table after each hand. (or whenever) To me Poker isn't so bad.
White guilt as a concept is cringe. You can’t change the past or be held accountable for the actions of people who are long dead. Black people make a lot of free money off of white guilt. Don’t let yourself be another schmuck.0
Reminds me of my grandad. After his death, we found his r@pe kit from WW2. Apparently, there wasn't a p@ssy from africa to sicily to Germany that grandad didn't violate. He also wrote that he suspected of having gotten 17 girls pregnant. I really miss grandad... Smh.
@@kayllenstarships9009 shame on you good sir. If it wasn't for grandad, you would be a German speaking r@pe baby with no father. He fought for your freedom to type this rubbish comment you just wrote.
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lol the implied run she just went on is insane 4700 to 400k she needs to become a pro player
then again she shoved river 400k into prob less than 20
"$400,000 dollars to fire that gun huh?"
"Yeah money well spent!"
It cost 400,000 dollars... to all-in this river for 12 seconds.
Why did you write "400,000$ dollars" ?
@@GexTrilogyWhen I know. But scout doesn't say "400,000 dollars dollars"
@@tappajaav I don’t know
@@GexTrilogyWhen Dude, stop adding another dollar when you're specifying the amount is in dollars xD
It doesn't matter if the dollar sign is in front or after, don't repeat it.
@@tappajaav 400,000$ thousand US(United states/America(n)) dollar bills
That means Bart also had 400K. Oh my
At least you'd think
Bart was using Lisa’s computer
maybe from that factory he bought
@@Charlie-mv7cdthat's not how the Internet works
i mean you cant play on the same table with the same ip so they were cooked
"after i won the website found out we were both under 18 so we're back to the original 4000"
that... is literally the most pathetic and contribed excuse to return to the status quo i have ever heard. it literally would have been better if they just stuck with lisa losing it all to sideshow bob
You mean 5000
Websites would do that tho
@@_Xypes_Anything to keep you from cashing out
This is a thing that literally happens in real life though.
It’s literally something that has happended before though gambling websites have discovered someone that was winning was underage and kicked them out taking away most of the money
Every time this family comes into money, its pulled from right under them like a rug, Worst example being lisa ripping up mr.burns $12 Million dollar check.
12 million ? .. .Homer said it was 12,000
@@1LastSong I don't know if you missed the joke, or you're just making a joke. Either way, it's a good enough set up for the next lines:
*Lisa:* "Um... Dad? 10% of $120 million isn't 12,000. _It's..."_
(heart monitor flatlines) "Code blue! Code blue!"
Credits roll
I@@Wendy_O._KoopaI remembered that scene vividly... was just highlighting the thinking of Homer that he thought 10% of 120million is 12,000 ....
@@1LastSong Okay, good. Tone is notoriously hard to pick up over text. I love that the episode just ends with him dying of shock; always end on a strong joke, and all that. I mean, they obviously resuscitated him, but considering he suffered 4 simultaneous heart attacks when he only thought they had lost 12k... it must not have been easy.
If it happened in real life & my daughter tore up that 12 million cheque, I would probably disown her. (No, I am single, no kids)
I like how the older series had Abe be more of a better father, just goes to show that the Simpsons haven’t gone horrible yet!
Homer has tho he was an average intelligence character with actual personality and he was relatable
The way Homer says “pretty” with properly-pronounced “t”s is the best part of this.
CINNAMON, CINNAMON, CINNAMON!
"Make egyptian slave homer do it 💀💀"
BART can be a punk but when it comes to Lisa he dosent want to see her sad this is not a very good example but when Lisa was getting bullied by her teacher bart handling it in one day with only two minutes is a great example
they predicted online gambling :O
We can all hear you implies that she did herself in by analyzing out loud
What was Homer doing to those demons
You don't wanna know.
Have you ever heard of body hair play?
Does that sound appealing to you?
No?
Then don’t imagine what Homer was doing after the lights went out… *shudders*
the cinnamon challenge
he was rolling them up like a cinnaman
Abe becomes better as he ages
Anyone remember what episode (s) these were?
I remember watching them full but i forgot the title 😅
Spyros or Σπυρος is a greek name, probably this place called Spyros is a kafeneio, which means a coffee shop
I am greek
bravo@@Christophervri222
And I thought they stole that name from a dragon
@@Ryan-gi8uh lol
Lmao never did I imagine hearing my name in a Simpsons episode
Iv watched all them episodes 😥 I just realised i have no life and I'm 40 years old😭
Not sure what to say. You're a special person.😊
(Hugs)
Nah dude, thats an accomplishment
"Why can't i have no life and 40 money?"
Hugs
same same.. I'm 42... no shame there.
9:01 now to get my comic book and explore a world where no one’s mad at George Lucas.
thanks for the subtitles
So that means the time travel episode takes place in 1994
12:45 was uncalled for
14:07
Why you LITTLE!
Lisa becoming Phil Hellmuth for 5 minutes😂😂😂😂
Once I got those 400K I would quite the game as soon as possible because that could be enough to pay a good size house in advance and I could be saving years of work for paying the mortgage.
What episode is this
3:43 can one of y’all pronounce Spiro Papadapaconstantikasgianopolopodopotopolis
So that's how Lisa got into online poker in this episode.
0:30 Nice contrast to all the moments when Homer was judged for crimes
Do you not know how dangerous that's is.
2:56... omg... It's Heisenberg
This is nice
Grandpa Abe doesn't know that once you go black there's no going back.
why did homer just say P WORD
Hihihihihi
@@zakdagamer2191
*Translate to English*
@@tappajaav He likes to watch Coronation Street but cannot properly understand it because of his mental disabilities and it makes him angry, and he also likes to watch old game shows. He will often get annoyed if he doesn’t understand what is going on and he will start to fart a lot and cry. Liuzihua also likes to do funny things such as make himself look like an idiot on purpose. He also likes to go to the park and play in the sandbox for a bit. He also likes to play with balloons or bubbles. He will often get too excited and hurt himself in
NOBODIES TALKING ABOUT HOMER WITH THE DEVILS
Back when they were still boomers
Onions 🌰 🌰 🌰 🌰 🌰 🌰
There is already an Onion emoji 🧅
🌰 this emoji is a Brazil nut
🧅🧅🧅
3:15
I’m here
what episode is this?
Season 24 episode 4 “Gone Abie Gone”
CINNAMON!!
Why the hell am I watching this
This my first time seeing homer sue krusty for burning his face, is homer becoming smart?
3 bucks for a burger
CINAMONN
One onion rings please
marge was 10 and 30 years 40
I need 4 grand
MAKE EGYPTIAN SLLAAAAVVVEE HOMER DO IT…
2012 😰😰😰😰
What episode season is it?
Season 24 episode 4 “Gone Abie Gone”
Ok
How did Lisa lose? She had triple aces which would beat trip threes. Right?
There was four threes
4 of a kind beats Full House
Wht episode
Season 24 episode 4 “Gone Abie Gone”
6:12 There was also a flush possible. Really bad move lol
She had a boat. No flush beats her. The literal only hand that beats her are pocket 3s.
@@sawmill035 damn I can’t believe I didn’t see that. It’s taking all my willpower to not delete my comment
@@polyfloralhoneya full house beats a flush!?
@@hobomike6935 most things do
FH beats flush, plus board was rainbow so there wasn't even a flush out there! She had the second nuts, bob could easily call with 3 combinations of QQ, 1 combo of A3s (and 1 combo of A3o), 3 combinations of 88, all of which are behind her. Wasn't a terrible play, only loses to one exact holding, just a bad beat
These modern episodes are just plain uninteresting.
The older series had great humor.
Lisa needs braces
Dental plan
There was an episode that focused on Lisa’s teeth.
@@hobomike6935 I was referring to the clip where homer's mind goes "lisa needs braces, dental plan" on and on in said episode :) @Inamonthortooo got it
2:59 2:59
Fourth
Of all the gambling vices, Poker to me is at least one you got the most self control in. It's slower paced, methodical. The fact you can leave the table after each hand. (or whenever)
To me Poker isn't so bad.
Boring Marge
based
Marge isn’t what she used to be, but even now she’s still better than Lois Griffin ever was
these white guilt episodes are so cringy
White guilt as a concept is cringe. You can’t change the past or be held accountable for the actions of people who are long dead.
Black people make a lot of free money off of white guilt. Don’t let yourself be another schmuck.0
Stop being so woke
@@noisereaper662Using a buzzword
No one cares man. I just want some Simpsons not you to be WoKe.
@@noisereaper662quite the opposite tho
This sucks
third
Tf?
Reminds me of my grandad. After his death, we found his r@pe kit from WW2. Apparently, there wasn't a p@ssy from africa to sicily to Germany that grandad didn't violate. He also wrote that he suspected of having gotten 17 girls pregnant. I really miss grandad... Smh.
Holy crap that is impressive
Disgusting!Shame on him and shame on you!
@@kayllenstarships9009 shame on you good sir. If it wasn't for grandad, you would be a German speaking r@pe baby with no father. He fought for your freedom to type this rubbish comment you just wrote.
@@kayllenstarships9009 what ?