"Two Bites, One Kiss.." Dragon Bakugou x Kirishima x Kitty Listener ASMR Spicy Spicy Ver

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  • čas přidán 7. 03. 2020
  • Today the dragons come out to play, of course its nothing too big of a deal, they are just cuddling right? I think so! Just be careful not to get bit!
    Puppy channel is in the works! Just getting some vids ready by the day!
    The animation series is also in the works but I still have to properly teach myself modeling and rigging!
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  • @madisoncannon9363
    @madisoncannon9363 Před 4 lety +5569

    1:15 “Why don’t you make me big boy? Rraow~.”
    Me: *JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL-*
    *Edit: oml why does this have 4K likes I hate y’all*

    • @apple.lemonn
      @apple.lemonn Před 4 lety +167

      FlyingLemonCat HE CANT SAVE US NOW WERE TOO INTO IT AH-

    • @appsa44
      @appsa44 Před 4 lety +44

      😂😂

    • @raytorosguacrecipe2522
      @raytorosguacrecipe2522 Před 4 lety +104

      **heavy breathing**

    • @icecreamkitty1237
      @icecreamkitty1237 Před 4 lety +34

      Lol when I read this is started laughing so much my family was considered

    • @Abeb0y
      @Abeb0y Před 4 lety +31

      @@raytorosguacrecipe2522 I swear I see you in all of yatos comments

  • @hypernova9372
    @hypernova9372 Před 4 lety +1413

    Honestly...
    Being owned by two hot dragon boys ain’t that bad-
    It’s kinda hot- 😳
    Edit: how did I get so many likes-

  • @lilathmoonstone694
    @lilathmoonstone694 Před 3 lety +990

    baku- where do you think your touching me?!
    kiri- oh nothing just those fine glutes of yours~
    me- *gasps* he touched the butt

  • @alien5552
    @alien5552 Před 3 lety +606

    Bakugou: "Where are you TOUCHING ME?!"
    Kirishima: "nowhere hehe"
    Me: "hehe that's ✨g a y✨

  • @big4h3ad
    @big4h3ad Před 4 lety +9607

    The fun stuff starts around here: 34:37
    It will cost you a like...you little sinners :)

  • @gabrielasilva3561
    @gabrielasilva3561 Před 4 lety +1388

    Kiribaku: **fighting for listener**
    Female listener: no need to fight, I have two holes for a reason.
    Sorry.
    Edit: before you comment "we/they have mouths too" yeah, we also have hands, feet, some have big enough boobs, butt cheeks, thighs... I was talking about the ones that are sexually pleasurable/not uncomfortable as hell, but most importantly... It was a joke.

  • @Lucy-rm5yp
    @Lucy-rm5yp Před 3 lety +306

    Kiri:you think you can stop me?
    Me:yes one kick-
    Kiri:why don’t you try
    Me:in the balls

  • @jazzytan2419
    @jazzytan2419 Před 3 lety +298

    “WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE COW... ᶦ ᵐᶦˢˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒʷ”

  • @arialaune5134
    @arialaune5134 Před 4 lety +6918

    Katsuki: DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY PARTNER?!?!
    Kiri: *OUR* partner
    Listener: **communism thame plays**

  • @Lilacany
    @Lilacany Před 4 lety +2188

    This is the earliest I've ever been......
    Kiri: f*cking meows like a cat
    Me: *dies*

  • @ayaka_love-ie9vn
    @ayaka_love-ie9vn Před 3 lety +723

    Bakugo: “You like to get bit don’t you?*Bites* I’ll leave my mark so no one dares to try and take you away”
    Also Bakugo: U-Uhem I mean- It’s not like I wanna keep you! Your just a damn consort! N-N-Nothing else!
    Me: NO NO you can’t do that! You can’t change what you just said!

    • @morgankilic2798
      @morgankilic2798 Před 3 lety +5

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😳🤣😂🤣

    • @-deadPoet.
      @-deadPoet. Před 3 lety +7

      *T s u n d e r e D e t e c t e d*

    • @naomicooper9027
      @naomicooper9027 Před 3 lety +16

      Then Kirishima be like:
      😘😏 Love ya boo
      You too pebble 😘

    • @rebeccameiklejohn9357
      @rebeccameiklejohn9357 Před 2 lety +3

      @@-deadPoet. yes

    • @blue_jayVA
      @blue_jayVA Před 2 lety +5

      THE FACT I WAS READING THIS WHILE HE WAS SAYING IT!!!! 😂✨✋😭

  • @mal.3449
    @mal.3449 Před 3 lety +174

    “Bakugo and Kiri turn into dragons and have deep voices”
    Me:aw shi here we go again

  • @sarahelizabeth7077
    @sarahelizabeth7077 Před 4 lety +3223

    Bakugo: where do you think you’re touching me?!
    Me: stOP DonT ToUcH mE ThErE ThAt iS mY nO no SquAre

  • @samijacamacho1237
    @samijacamacho1237 Před 4 lety +2737

    Me: is it wrong to kiss your homies??
    Kiri: hell no
    Kiri: *kisses bakugou*
    Baku: WHAT THE HELL!!!
    Me: .........

  • @graveyardmonarch1629
    @graveyardmonarch1629 Před 3 lety +597

    Kirishima: You're mine, cute little pebble.
    Bakugou: You'll be mine forever, consort.
    Me: Oh no they're both possessive. I'm in *danger.*

  • @camilaramos1569
    @camilaramos1569 Před 3 lety +159

    25:24 Bakugou: " I might as well put you 2 in quarantine!!"
    Me: " Ha we already are!!😎😎

    • @Riri-Star38
      @Riri-Star38 Před 3 lety +4

      We’ve been in quarantine for almost a year there’s no need for that😎

    • @sophiasippert3583
      @sophiasippert3583 Před 3 lety +1

      Yup don't need to put us where we already are

    • @avxry5752
      @avxry5752 Před 3 lety +1

      Hehehe

    • @mommy2535
      @mommy2535 Před 2 lety

      Tycvyftcvvvytf I’m died😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ani-shea
    @ani-shea Před 4 lety +2575

    This meme? Old
    Sleep? Vanished
    Purity? Gone
    Jesus? Disappointed
    Hotel? Trivago

  • @luvvinmya7229
    @luvvinmya7229 Před 4 lety +8827

    me : *hears grunting as soon as i click*
    me : “wait a minute, they already-“
    kiri : “cAughT mE wOrkiNg oUt hUh??”
    me : “👁👄👁”

  • @jiwwoong
    @jiwwoong Před 3 lety +369

    This meme?gone
    My innocence?Gone
    Jesus?disappointed
    Satan?kicked me out of hell
    Hotel?trivago

    • @thenorthway3467
      @thenorthway3467 Před 3 lety +9

      The ammount of times
      I’ve seen this comment
      But every time
      I’m like
      Y E S

    • @alanamclean2124
      @alanamclean2124 Před 3 lety +10

      I hate when Satan kicks me out of hell. I know he wants me 🤭

    • @vertigo_532
      @vertigo_532 Před 3 lety +4

      @@alanamclean2124 ikrr

    • @alanamclean2124
      @alanamclean2124 Před 3 lety +4

      @@vertigo_532 Like he just needs to stop playing hard to get! ✋🏼

    • @vertigo_532
      @vertigo_532 Před 3 lety +3

      @@alanamclean2124 bruh I know righttt, when he gives in we r gonna throw a party

  • @her7241
    @her7241 Před 3 lety +1319

    Me: * squirming around and laughing at the audio*
    My mom: WaTcHa LiStEnInG ToO?
    Also me: 🎵 DoN't bE sUpIsIous 🎵 DoN't bE sUpIsIous 🎵

    • @amariyarbrough6217
      @amariyarbrough6217 Před 3 lety +18

      Omggg thats exactly what happens 😂😂

    • @hearts4k1mi
      @hearts4k1mi Před 3 lety +10

      ur mom: u Is supisoius

    • @nyaichinisannyaarigato9484
      @nyaichinisannyaarigato9484 Před 3 lety +23

      Kiri: why don't you dream on
      Me: okay!
      Goes to sleep
      Kiri and baku:👁️👄👁️💧

    • @her7241
      @her7241 Před 3 lety +9

      @@nyaichinisannyaarigato9484 lol fax have been spoken ✋🏼💅🏼

    • @kaitlynnj4791
      @kaitlynnj4791 Před 3 lety +7

      Brooooooo that’s why you keep your music in a tab close to yet so u can change quickly

  • @uncomfortablegayleftist6600
    @uncomfortablegayleftist6600 Před 4 lety +2442

    Kirishima is the type to kiss the homies goodnight.
    And Bakugo is the type to be the homie being kissed goodnight.
    *You can’t change my mind*
    Edit:
    Okay so this fucking blew up- (no pun intended)

  • @KXRKY
    @KXRKY Před 4 lety +2298

    Me: **remembers Bakugou is allergic to us**
    Bakugou: I’m in danger

  • @rockeater5630
    @rockeater5630 Před 3 lety +387

    Bakugo: “I’m the King!”
    Me: “What about Kageyama? 😂”

  • @constantine4139
    @constantine4139 Před 3 lety +96

    Kiri : “ Your getting a little cocky there”
    Kiri: “NO pun intended “
    Me:😧🤔😏🥴😁😆

  • @TacobellsDiavolosauce
    @TacobellsDiavolosauce Před 4 lety +1205

    "they're ours"
    *A COMMUNIST*

  • @whyamime7737
    @whyamime7737 Před 3 lety +2698

    Bakugo: Scared of cat scratches
    Listener: "You are literally biting each other"

  • @compassmeby7255
    @compassmeby7255 Před 3 lety +130

    Bakubitch: Izuku Midoriya, in the flesh-
    Kiri: Here comes the cootie squad! We should-
    Bakuboi: SHUT UP KIRI!
    Daddy shark: Sorry king!
    lIsTeNeR: Look who's with him, oh my god!
    *Dang, dang, diggety dang-a-dang! Dang, dang, diggety dang-a-dang!*
    And that's what my brain thought of, you're welcome.

  • @Beumichie
    @Beumichie Před 3 lety +63

    KIRI:WHAT ARE DOING MAN ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!
    BAKU:C'MON YOU CAN HANDLE IT YOUR A ''BIG BOY''
    *ME CHOKES ON AIR*
    -------------------
    FEW SECOND'S
    *KIRISHIMA KISSES BAKUGOU*
    *BAKUGOU APPERENTLY GETTING CALM*

    • @Miraclekwami
      @Miraclekwami Před 2 lety +2

      Hehe.. (*sips tea*) that's gay...🍵🍵🍵

  • @senpai-mami1938
    @senpai-mami1938 Před 4 lety +535

    Kiri: Here kitty kitty
    Me: *unholy screech cuz pet names get me goin*

  • @eggyolk7303
    @eggyolk7303 Před 4 lety +1998

    Me, not paying attention to the video and reading comments:
    "DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY PARTNER?!"
    "OUR PARTNER!"
    Me: wow didn't know it did that

  • @YN-el4uh
    @YN-el4uh Před 3 lety +52

    Kiri and Baku doing stuff they do -
    Listener: meow meow- meow

    • @R0Z3G0L6
      @R0Z3G0L6 Před 3 lety

      >:0 Y/N is REAL?!?!?!
      Teach me your ways

    • @YN-el4uh
      @YN-el4uh Před 3 lety

      @@R0Z3G0L6 okay I will teach you the way of Y/N

  • @keikeivlogs
    @keikeivlogs Před 3 lety +85

    What’s your wish?
    Me: to go to sleep
    Them: come here little kitty
    Me:👁👄💧👁

    • @alanamclean2124
      @alanamclean2124 Před 3 lety +2

      They literally asked what's your wish and I said "To be in your world and have a relationship with you"
      Bakugou: Come hear
      Me: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) oke

    • @Omegastorys098
      @Omegastorys098 Před 4 měsíci

      👁👄👁
      💧

  • @andromedafrost8407
    @andromedafrost8407 Před 4 lety +2704

    Kiri : _moans_
    Me : *_chokes on milk and cookies_*

  • @kasukibakugo3050
    @kasukibakugo3050 Před 4 lety +1010

    *Kiri groaning in the first few second*
    Me: well I didn’t know it did that

  • @hollyhoward668
    @hollyhoward668 Před 3 lety +57

    bakugo: "you're my consort."
    me: "but i wanna be Kiri's pebble tho.."

    • @frankiemanki4120
      @frankiemanki4120 Před 2 lety

      Why not *drum roll* be both?

    • @kaelynburns2766
      @kaelynburns2766 Před 2 lety

      Why not be both? That means double the fun right?

    • @ebonycarter
      @ebonycarter Před 38 minutami

      @@kaelynburns2766 ikr😂😂 I’m definitely both😂

  • @katsukibakugou6302
    @katsukibakugou6302 Před 3 lety +232

    Me being a trans gay *ASEXUAL* boy: *I am very uncomfortable with the energy we created in this studio today..*

  • @dedpotatoes8259
    @dedpotatoes8259 Před 4 lety +694

    The listener always asking if their cute lowkey gives off "I don't like my body so I need confirmation" which- . . . *m o o d*

  • @helloleonhere
    @helloleonhere Před 4 lety +1943

    WHEN KIRI SAID “I’ll tend to his....’blade’ “ I DID THIS WEIRD ASS LONG WHEEZE

  • @her7241
    @her7241 Před 3 lety +72

    Tik tok: The last thing you watched is the reason why your parents are disappointed in you.
    Me: *Has a million yagami Yato audios in a row*
    Also me: I knew it!

  • @ckieres3853
    @ckieres3853 Před 3 lety +91

    Bakugou: You're not just a snack your a whole damn meal
    Me:And you a entire restaurant
    🤣

  • @xyara_ackerman
    @xyara_ackerman Před 4 lety +949

    38:57
    Kirishima: "Ups"
    Me: "Auch my ovaries exploded"

  • @acetherabbit3267
    @acetherabbit3267 Před 4 lety +2563

    Kiri: "You handle kissing our king, *I'll tend to his blade (;* "
    Me: *Chokes on air*

  • @mossdontlikemylastname1405
    @mossdontlikemylastname1405 Před 3 lety +61

    Bakugou: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE COW-
    Me, a voltron weeb: THE COW??? CULTERNECK????

    • @kaelynburns2766
      @kaelynburns2766 Před 2 lety +1

      Finally another voltron fan!! I haven't seen one of you since before covid hit

  • @ventiiza3119
    @ventiiza3119 Před 3 lety +30

    Kiri: i don't wanna talk bout the cow
    Baku: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE COW
    Me: wot cow
    Baku: I miss you cow

  • @noahhhhhhnoodle
    @noahhhhhhnoodle Před 4 lety +2478

    Bakugou: " where do you think you're touching me?! "
    Kiri: "No where just the fine glouts of yours"
    Me: " he touched the butt! "

  • @radioactivesinz6499
    @radioactivesinz6499 Před 4 lety +829

    “Where are yo touching me” Me:*automatically things Of mully* No No DoNt ToUcH mE ThErE ThIs Is mY No No SqUaRe

  • @oliver7178
    @oliver7178 Před 3 lety +46

    Kiri: Whats your wish??
    Me: I want 💖W A F F L E F R I E S💖

  • @lalaopsi_
    @lalaopsi_ Před 3 lety +54

    Baku-Stop scaring them kiri. Kiri-Make me Rawr😘
    Me-👁️👄👁️
    Also ME-*DYING OF LAUGHTER*

    • @lalaopsi_
      @lalaopsi_ Před 3 lety +1

      Oh btw,tanks for the 1 like,I have never gotten a like before UwUz

  • @sarawhitten4471
    @sarawhitten4471 Před 4 lety +503

    this meme? old
    sleep? non existant
    innocence? gone
    jesus? dissapointed
    hotel? trivago

    • @sallypoole4367
      @sallypoole4367 Před 3 lety +14

      God? Disappointed
      Gates to hell? Shut solid to keep me out
      My dad? Still Hasn’t come back from the store yet
      Life has Disappeared from the chat
      Emotions? Dead
      Me? Fuckin lonely 😔

    • @bestnugget5030
      @bestnugget5030 Před 3 lety +3

      Sailor Moon? KICK

    • @bestnugget5030
      @bestnugget5030 Před 3 lety +2

      Sailor Moon? KICK

    • @user-ui4fy9qs7e
      @user-ui4fy9qs7e Před 3 lety +4

      Delivery? no Digiorno

    • @sallypoole4367
      @sallypoole4367 Před 3 lety

      @Tavarianna Marks
      yay I’m still alone... •0•

  • @42spideys
    @42spideys Před 4 lety +857

    The new tittle: *Two nom noms one smooch..*

  • @serohantafan5740
    @serohantafan5740 Před 3 lety +120

    **turns around in a desk chair**
    **sips orange soda in a wine glass**
    *”Is this what your looking for?”*
    20:15 1:15 30:58

    • @justine8573
      @justine8573 Před 3 lety +2

      Uhhh no but thanks anyway

    • @serohantafan5740
      @serohantafan5740 Před 3 lety +1

      @@justine8573 I disappointed you...I am very sorry :(

    • @justine8573
      @justine8573 Před 3 lety +1

      @@serohantafan5740 sorry I like watching all the way through 😢

    • @Mizz_Xia
      @Mizz_Xia Před 2 lety +1

      UH UH ITS NOT FOR ME ITS FOR A FRIENDD

    • @frankiemanki4120
      @frankiemanki4120 Před 2 lety +2

      **sips chocolate milk from wine glass**
      Why I am thank you

  • @byebyeadios883
    @byebyeadios883 Před 3 lety +20

    1:15 Kiri:why don’t u make me big boy ✨ R a W r ✨ 😂 I’m dead

  • @user-dg7en5hd9b
    @user-dg7en5hd9b Před 4 lety +1262

    Bakugou: *mourns over a cow*
    Me: PRAY THEE COWIE

    • @YagamiYato
      @YagamiYato  Před 4 lety +441

      Moo moo was a good cow..

    • @TT-mm3mq
      @TT-mm3mq Před 4 lety +44

      I'm at that part and laughed so hard lol moo moo was a good cow lol

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot Před 4 lety +12

      F

    • @denisevillanueva1441
      @denisevillanueva1441 Před 4 lety +11

      The cow didn't do anything bad

    • @4RCH1V1ST
      @4RCH1V1ST Před 4 lety +10

      the cow is in a good place in heaven where he should be. cows in hell don’t last for even 2 hours. ú-ù

  • @izukumidoryia2734
    @izukumidoryia2734 Před 4 lety +1705

    Kiri: "my consort, not the consort of the king, that'd be illegal."
    Me: EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS ILLEGAL!!!

    • @roryfoxva6996
      @roryfoxva6996 Před 4 lety +7

      Izuku-
      Huh?

    • @isabeauwolf562
      @isabeauwolf562 Před 4 lety +15

      True, but you gotta admit we'd all love to live there.

    • @spadeghostwriter72
      @spadeghostwriter72 Před 4 lety +6

      Midoriya? Why’re you here? Does Bakugou or Kirishima or Todoroki know you’re here?

    • @izukumidoryia2734
      @izukumidoryia2734 Před 4 lety +5

      @@spadeghostwriter72 nosir don't tell them either plzzz!!!

    • @xx_txkyx7356
      @xx_txkyx7356 Před 4 lety +5

      Izuku midoryia
      *hey, that’s illegal*

  • @dorathecreator3032
    @dorathecreator3032 Před 3 lety +32

    Kiri: admiring the view are you?
    Me: i-i just want my pizza rolls back

  • @kyky2742
    @kyky2742 Před 2 lety +16

    "I'll tend to his blade"
    When I tell you my jaw D R O P E D.

  • @yulynneravon5366
    @yulynneravon5366 Před 4 lety +1387

    Me yelling at my fridge: Stop humming it's homophobic
    Yato: *Posts part two*
    Me: You win this round fridge

  • @sarawolf1690
    @sarawolf1690 Před 4 lety +1854

    Bakugo calls us kitty cat
    Shinso & Aizawa: are you challenging me

  • @delilah7853
    @delilah7853 Před 3 lety +41

    Me:*reading da comments while the video is going*
    Kirishima:*moans*
    Me:what the fawk😂

  • @ethanisqueer
    @ethanisqueer Před 2 lety +47

    **me in a dark cloak**: here **gives card that says **34:21** ** here’s your ticket to sin :)
    Listener: thank you.

  • @whompwhomp2823
    @whompwhomp2823 Před 4 lety +625

    me: eating jello
    yagami:*posts*
    me: *chokes*

    • @uncomfortablegayleftist6600
      @uncomfortablegayleftist6600 Před 4 lety +26

      whomp whomp
      *ahem*
      “Jello, more like hello-!”
      **Choke**

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer Před 4 lety +12

      your profile picture fits your comment a bit too much

    • @ishiimo
      @ishiimo Před 4 lety +4

      I can see that by your profile picture.

    • @chlolom
      @chlolom Před 4 lety +2

      Jello more like Hello * chokes * 🤣🤣🤣 all I thought of reading that

    • @kolvqr1089
      @kolvqr1089 Před 4 lety +2

      Ive actually done that b4

  • @user-dg7en5hd9b
    @user-dg7en5hd9b Před 4 lety +387

    Homework: you said today
    Me: I guess I have to-
    Yato: Hey I got a-
    Homework: NO
    Me: *grabs headphones and jumps onto the bed*
    Homework: IT’S DUE TODAY IDIOT COME ON-
    CZcams: It’s too late now..

  • @Ace-sd1bn
    @Ace-sd1bn Před 3 lety +20

    Me: randomly screaming and making weird sounds
    My mom: why is she my daughter

  • @justmoon3602
    @justmoon3602 Před 3 lety +22

    Kiri : tho it did suck when your trying to experiment on that cow and yeah,
    I dont wanna talk about the cow
    Bakugou: we dont talk about the cow-
    Me:
    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COW-

  • @alanaantonsen5582
    @alanaantonsen5582 Před 4 lety +432

    Bakugo: your a hole dam meal
    Me can’t stop laughing and my mom looking at me like I’m crazy

  • @blasty7909
    @blasty7909 Před 4 lety +2744

    Bakugo: " I'll be as gentle as I can, so please, trust me."
    Not even two seconds later:
    *_S H I T_*

    • @alex-sx3fs
      @alex-sx3fs Před 4 lety +60

      *cough cough*

    • @cianaig6795
      @cianaig6795 Před 4 lety +66

      Man even I don’t trust him and I’m him

    • @Undug
      @Undug Před 4 lety +29

      @@cianaig6795 hi Bakugou

    • @batdvr
      @batdvr Před 4 lety +22

      Aw shit,bakugo bakugo, female bakugo, Kirishima.

    • @nooreisa7175
      @nooreisa7175 Před 4 lety +7

      Hahaaaaa

  • @itz_tord5858
    @itz_tord5858 Před 3 lety +19

    Kirishima:blegh your both mean to
    Bakugou:grunting
    Me:am I middle,top,or bottom -_-

  • @vunnvi
    @vunnvi Před 3 lety +21

    Kiri: Here Kitty Kitty
    Me: **Aizawa flashback**

  • @n1ghtshqde559
    @n1ghtshqde559 Před 4 lety +1104

    Kirishima : "you'll have to become one of us"
    Me : "ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US"

    • @venti12357
      @venti12357 Před 3 lety +17

      Ay why are you listening your own ASMR?? And where is Kiri?

    • @kylegqrrick
      @kylegqrrick Před 3 lety +7

      Oop

    • @kylegqrrick
      @kylegqrrick Před 3 lety +6

      @@venti12357 where's Sebastian

    • @venti12357
      @venti12357 Před 3 lety +9

      @@kylegqrrick I was wondering the same thing. Where is he? SEBASTIAN!!!!!!

    • @RenTheGachaFox
      @RenTheGachaFox Před 3 lety +6

      @@venti12357 Ciel how about don't watch this and have Sebastian take you some where new

  • @fwip2336
    @fwip2336 Před 4 lety +579

    Kiri:Don’t bite off more than you can chew
    Bakugo: *agresivley biting off kiris pp*

    • @grayjin5126
      @grayjin5126 Před 4 lety +7

      💀💀💀💀

    • @animesmymiddlename4437
      @animesmymiddlename4437 Před 4 lety +10

      I’m dead lmao-💀🔪

    • @fwip2336
      @fwip2336 Před 3 lety +9

      Tsuyu Asui ah yes the main character is none other than me. I’m in every episode and in most scenes 🤭✨

    • @ssshark_bait
      @ssshark_bait Před 3 lety +4

      XoX I choked on my ramen

    • @fwip2336
      @fwip2336 Před 3 lety +2

      _sak1ko_ . Thought 🍞 🥛

  • @heyhelloitsmilo
    @heyhelloitsmilo Před 3 lety +50

    Bakugou: "I-I have a crush on you..."
    Me: "Oh, how embarrassing~..."

  • @mossdontlikemylastname1405
    @mossdontlikemylastname1405 Před 3 lety +14

    Bakugou: your mine consourt.
    My head: I am NO such thing-

  • @amianderson8384
    @amianderson8384 Před 4 lety +655

    Bakugo: Stop scaring them, idiot!
    Kirishima: Make me big boy~
    Me: oh, the tea is just getting StArTeD

  • @zilithbasham1683
    @zilithbasham1683 Před 4 lety +347

    Speed is king.
    Edit: JeSUs! When Kirishima did the dragon voice, it freaked me out. I was like "WhO? Da Faq is THAT!?"

  • @nicothomas8364
    @nicothomas8364 Před 3 lety +29

    It’s a poly relationship >:0 YEET-

    • @R0Z3G0L6
      @R0Z3G0L6 Před 3 lety +1

      Poly-sexuwal stand up :3

  • @naomicooper9027
    @naomicooper9027 Před 3 lety +15

    Bakugo: This is a holy place
    Nobody:
    My *FUCKING* DIRTY MIND: Not for long 😘😏

  • @marisuzuki1567
    @marisuzuki1567 Před 4 lety +304

    So I looked up what a consort was .....
    Consort:noun
    /ˈkänsôrt/
    a wife, husband, or companion, in particular the spouse of a reigning monarch
    So technically they’re calling us their spouse in this audio-

    • @ur_gay_mom_dad_thing
      @ur_gay_mom_dad_thing Před 4 lety +12

      Thank u cuz I have an IQ of lower than a peanut so I was like ŌvŌ the WHOOOOOOLE tiME

    • @johnscott798
      @johnscott798 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ur_gay_mom_dad_thing fact I'm dumber than a box of rocks

    • @Uzi_Murderdrones
      @Uzi_Murderdrones Před 3 lety +1

      @@faith-oz5dq hi Suga **mind:crap crap crap crap** 😓😓😓 hOw ArE yOu

    • @duke_of_rats7416
      @duke_of_rats7416 Před 3 lety +2

      I searched it up and then was like awww the I looked at the images and I got scared

    • @Uzi_Murderdrones
      @Uzi_Murderdrones Před 3 lety +1

      @KAITLYN MORRISON they did '-' *HMMMMMMM. Das suspicious....das weird '-'*

  • @wegotalgaeatthecrib
    @wegotalgaeatthecrib Před 4 lety +207

    “We don’t talk about the cow”
    *continues to talk about the cow*

  • @boxed_constellations
    @boxed_constellations Před 3 lety +16

    Mom walks in on me listening to this
    Phone : Yeeted
    History : Deleted
    Holy water : Needed
    Hotel : Trivago

  • @tobioluseye8247
    @tobioluseye8247 Před 3 lety +11

    Kiri: us dragons we're greedy bastards
    Me: I'm sorry did you just say a bad word. Bad kiri, BAD

  • @wtfiction
    @wtfiction Před 4 lety +643

    me, about to take a shower:
    yagami yato: uh no
    me: frick the shower, yato first!

    • @madisoncannon9363
      @madisoncannon9363 Před 4 lety +2

      fetus deletus Same man- ;-; the struggle is real

    • @oikaoru5236
      @oikaoru5236 Před 4 lety +2

      Same, and I also have to finish my homework.

    • @werdodah3116
      @werdodah3116 Před 4 lety +5

      Same I sleep at 10 and I was watching anime but I just had to stop XD

    • @trashteen3414
      @trashteen3414 Před 4 lety +4

      Same. I was left alone in the house and told to shower but then this popped up and went ha! Just say I did.

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot Před 4 lety +5

      w h y n o t b o t h

  • @rapmonxtally1830
    @rapmonxtally1830 Před 4 lety +657

    **sees Bakugou**
    Ahhhh
    **sees Kirishima and Bakugou**
    AHHH
    **sees kitty listener**
    *AHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @Rama-oc8dp
    @Rama-oc8dp Před 3 lety +19

    Kiri : “what is your wish little pepple?”
    Me : *i wanna die*
    Kiri : “Oh! I should’ve excepted that!”
    Me : 👁👄👁

  • @Chaos5810
    @Chaos5810 Před rokem +8

    Kiri: “I’ll tend to his.. *blade* ~”
    *WOAH WOAH WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT?!* 🤨

  • @JBunnyLife1701
    @JBunnyLife1701 Před 4 lety +635

    Baku: You're the one that cries out my name at night, right~?
    Kiri: *blushes*
    Me: BI-

  • @sunniethesimp5674
    @sunniethesimp5674 Před 4 lety +1737

    I shouldn't be thinking this but,
    "When Kiri said " Big Boy" I thought "I LIKE BIG BOYS, ITTY BITTY BOYS---"
    Ok, ya get it.
    But now it's on loop in my heaaaddd

    • @hazlegay._.xio.9567
      @hazlegay._.xio.9567 Před 4 lety +4

      Kyouka Jirou 清岡次郎 SAME ♡︎♡︎😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tirea277
      @tirea277 Před 4 lety +11

      INNA CITY BOYS

    • @artsyveii
      @artsyveii Před 4 lety +42

      *_Mississippi bois_*
      *_I like da pretty boys with a bow tie_*
      *_Get your nails did let it blow dry_*
      *_I like a big beard-_*
      *_I like a clean face_*
      *_I don't discriminate_*
      *_come and get and taste_*
      *_from da play bois_*
      *_to da G A Y B O Y S_*

    • @sweets4139
      @sweets4139 Před 4 lety +2

      Kyouka Jirou 清岡次郎 𝘺𝘦𝘴

    • @katsukibakugo4512
      @katsukibakugo4512 Před 4 lety +2

      Hi jirou ☺️😄

  • @blessingellis1887
    @blessingellis1887 Před 3 lety +16

    "Moo-moo you were my heart and soul"
    Me: LMAO

  • @aoiokumura1691
    @aoiokumura1691 Před 3 lety +37

    Bakugo: *growls and calls me kitty cat*
    Me: O//////O

    • @WXRZXNE
      @WXRZXNE Před rokem

      we need to keep this person away from the animal shelter

  • @user-mh7ty6cx7k
    @user-mh7ty6cx7k Před 4 lety +690

    Bakugou: “I outta have you both quarantined right now”
    Me: HA! Sucks for y o u Bakugou I’m already IN quarantine

  • @roryfoxva6996
    @roryfoxva6996 Před 4 lety +470

    Me: * has a Cat in my nickname*
    Kiri: *Calls me kitty*
    Me: *Nose Bleed*

  • @WindedTails
    @WindedTails Před 3 lety +17

    Bakugou: I don't wanna talk a bout the cow-
    Me: laughs* that poor cow it saw Bakugou then died- XD

  • @HiraSmith2456
    @HiraSmith2456 Před 3 lety +12

    Bakugo:More than just a snack ur a WHOLE DAM MEAL
    Me:🥴ouuu thank u zaddy

  • @erin.jc_271
    @erin.jc_271 Před 4 lety +200

    I love how it's not asmr anymore. We all know, Bakugo is just too loud.

  • @sydc1850
    @sydc1850 Před 4 lety +899

    Bakugo: I outta have you both quarantined right now!
    Everyone in 2020: •_• we already are

  • @Woa...
    @Woa... Před 2 lety +13

    Bakugo:"your a whole damn meal"
    Me:nah hun... I'm a whole buffet 😙💅

  • @mrstea_bish3395
    @mrstea_bish3395 Před 2 lety +5

    "Bakugou's and kirishma's voice turn deep oop did they hit puberty 1983748372874627273664377391087476580163756104648 time"

  • @rainyday3509
    @rainyday3509 Před 4 lety +794

    Bakugou: “so who do you like more?”
    Me: *......slowly grabs my Bakugou blanket, and figure* “I- I could NEVER pick 👀”

  • @subspacehwy212
    @subspacehwy212 Před 4 lety +377

    Them respecting my pronouns:
    Me: ^^

  • @izukubakugou1423
    @izukubakugou1423 Před 3 lety +16

    Idk why but when Kiri says "King" all i think of is Tsukishima.