Alex Standall roasting the hell out of everyone for 3 minutes straight

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  • @kylie9687
    @kylie9687 Před 3 lety +8501

    He wasn’t really roasting them, he was just being a straight up savage.

  • @randomxaccount1646
    @randomxaccount1646 Před 3 lety +7557

    "She was like Justin smells bad and I was like I know" hahaha that part lmao

  • @brooklynnk1920
    @brooklynnk1920 Před 3 lety +2946

    "Imma let that go because you're under stress" 😭😭😂

  • @auroraSLAP
    @auroraSLAP Před 3 lety +4150

    Should've been called "Alex being done with everyone's shit"

  • @demonsprite666
    @demonsprite666 Před 3 lety +5885

    I love snarky Alex who just tells it like it is

    • @nxahsvidz
      @nxahsvidz Před 3 lety +14

      ik lmao also how am I the only reply 😭

    • @brodan9029
      @brodan9029 Před 3 lety +28

      He might be the realest in the show.

    • @adonaitdaniel3422
      @adonaitdaniel3422 Před 3 lety +8

      Just like me
      I say Whats on my mind
      Im blunt asf
      Just like alex [Yassssss]

  • @oliviahorner1152
    @oliviahorner1152 Před 3 lety +2613

    my favorite alex moment is, “i’m recruiting clay for the illuminati, wanna join” 😹

  • @danecarrington4326
    @danecarrington4326 Před 3 lety +4241

    when Alex fought with Monty, I know that two screams gayness in their veins

    • @narashikamaru0
      @narashikamaru0 Před 3 lety +47

      How can you guys know ? I do not know anything about gay , like what is there charactersitics that make you able to identify them ?

    • @danecarrington4326
      @danecarrington4326 Před 3 lety +186

      @@narashikamaru0 Gut feel, I think what gay ppl connects is that the shared repression, trauma, anxiety, stress, before coming out. That aura is too noticeable especially to masculine gays

    • @narashikamaru0
      @narashikamaru0 Před 3 lety +20

      @@danecarrington4326 masculine guys can be more noticible as gay you mean ?

    • @fatimasajid9224
      @fatimasajid9224 Před 3 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @noriroll4179
      @noriroll4179 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol I know hahaha

  • @shockingindeed6208
    @shockingindeed6208 Před 3 lety +2057

    1:59 and i just knew that both of them gay from that moment.

    • @lissbyun5352
      @lissbyun5352 Před 3 lety +8

      Really? How?

    • @paoo4915
      @paoo4915 Před 3 lety +32

      Liss Byun she didin’t she’s just lying since she knows it now

    • @shockingindeed6208
      @shockingindeed6208 Před 3 lety +88

      man i love this reply section ppl be callin' me 'she' and a liar. i got into their nerves. XD

    • @ivyinabottle
      @ivyinabottle Před 3 lety +137

      Lmao me tooooo Alex just screamed ‘gay energy’ to me right from the start, but I didn’t know about Monty

    • @fariyalkhatun3806
      @fariyalkhatun3806 Před 3 lety +100

      Well I'm pretty sure Alex is bi. He was in love with Jess for three seasons straight and Charlie says in one scene that Alex likes boys, and then corrects himself saying "at least sometimes" implying that Alex also likes girls.

  • @fariyalkhatun3806
    @fariyalkhatun3806 Před 3 lety +3062

    2:52 Alex is not roasting Jessica. Jessica straightened her hair because she thought going to court as a 'black girl' (with wavy/curly hair) would go against her as women of color are considered 'less pure' than others. Alex is not saying her hairstyle is bad. He's pointing out that he does not like the mentality behind it.

    • @omniarch8078
      @omniarch8078 Před 3 lety +384

      I’m glad someone understood that and the double stander black girls have for their hair

    • @fariyalkhatun3806
      @fariyalkhatun3806 Před 3 lety +174

      @@omniarch8078 i actually didn't understand it at first, but then found it in an article and my respect for Alex increased even more!
      Also I love black girls and their hair is beautiful. I wish I had hair like them uwu

    • @rosielewis6485
      @rosielewis6485 Před 3 lety +34

      ah yes, because the look of your hair means so much in court.. yes..

    • @SL-xe6mu
      @SL-xe6mu Před 3 lety +209

      @@rosielewis6485 unfortunately, being black or a person of colour does mean a lot in court. Theres a different kind of prejudice that someone like myself, and presumably you too, wont ever understand...

    • @rosielewis6485
      @rosielewis6485 Před 3 lety +9

      1111 S.L i mean, i don’t know much about prejudice in the court room but all i meant was, the judge still sees her as a non white, regardless if she changes her hair style

  • @mikeq7134
    @mikeq7134 Před 3 lety +1304

    Alex is just a bundle of hostility and rudeness. Then suddenly in the 4th season he is smiley and lovable.

    • @fariyalkhatun3806
      @fariyalkhatun3806 Před 3 lety +171

      Well he was lovable in earlier seasons too. He's the one who took Justin in when he was homeless in s1 and saved his life in s2. He helped Jess get through her trauma, all the while buying her Teddy Bears and bunking school with her and joking about random things like how he doesn't see Bryce walking into a sex shop or how they'll go to hell if they joke about certain stuff. His s1 moments were adorable "It's love, it's not logic" "a giant bleeding man, or squid, or man-squid, in spring" "But your dad wears a uniform" lmao

    • @rojasbravoaxeldaniel2019
      @rojasbravoaxeldaniel2019 Před 3 lety +48

      I have been around gay guys figuring out their orientation and I can certify that kind of attitude is consistent with such a journey.

    • @adonaitdaniel3422
      @adonaitdaniel3422 Před 3 lety +13

      I love him so much since season 1

    • @labyrinth123
      @labyrinth123 Před 4 dny

      Idk he wasn't really smiley in season 4... He tried though

  • @nadined3576
    @nadined3576 Před 3 lety +404

    2:27 "You're an arrogant asshole" and Ryan is like "Yeah, I know"

    • @shivanshi4178
      @shivanshi4178 Před 2 lety +29

      I missed Ryan so much in the rest of the seasons

    • @cyn6123
      @cyn6123 Před 2 lety +8

      At least Ryan was usually up front about what a dick he was lmao

    • @_nour_6304
      @_nour_6304 Před 2 lety +11

      "Fair enough 🤷‍♀️"

    • @letsbefriendsowecanmakeout
      @letsbefriendsowecanmakeout Před rokem +1

      That played right when I was reading lol

    • @adonaitdaniel
      @adonaitdaniel Před rokem

      What he did to Hannah was mest up ngl tho🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤬

  • @ledioschencho
    @ledioschencho Před 3 lety +780

    Hdkahdsk I feel like this could be longer but the world isn't prepared

    • @lunajsu
      @lunajsu Před 3 lety +5

      same bru same ✊🏼

  • @jeihaynes7077
    @jeihaynes7077 Před 3 lety +3041

    I will never get over the fact that they didn’t make Alex and Zach a couple, and instead gave Zach a stupid unresolved storyline. It’s just like when Marvel randomly made Hulk and Black Widow a thing

    • @mkmam3639
      @mkmam3639 Před 3 lety +75

      it would be nasty for them to get toghether.

    • @laelani4090
      @laelani4090 Před 3 lety +113

      @@mkmam3639 no it wouldn't

    • @nx1100
      @nx1100 Před 3 lety +129

      Cause zach is not gay

    • @amario5028
      @amario5028 Před 3 lety +10

      woooow thanks so much for the spoiler

    • @mkmam3639
      @mkmam3639 Před 3 lety +92

      @@amario5028 thats what you get for ooking through the comments dumbass. its not that deep

  • @jahlive5366
    @jahlive5366 Před 3 lety +1369

    Definitely not roasting 💀y’all mix up brutally honest and roasting way too much

  • @flaurprod
    @flaurprod Před 3 lety +554

    i love alex sm hes been my favorite character since day 1💀

  • @bxbxb1_554
    @bxbxb1_554 Před 3 lety +778

    I love Alex's sense of sarcasm. It's his talent. 1:58 lmaoo 2:54 I'm dying

    • @karthiiraja17
      @karthiiraja17 Před 3 lety +27

      @@idekman6926 that was hilarious i like it at the end. But he was mentioning the other one. " ill just wave my crane and cry" 😂😂😂😂

  • @AR-qb8er
    @AR-qb8er Před 3 lety +460

    ugh he’s literally an icon

  • @maddiecarney7577
    @maddiecarney7577 Před 3 lety +225

    “what if you’re on the list?”
    “i’ll just wave my cane and cry, works everywhere”
    “maybe there’s a handicap entrance”
    “i don’t think we’re supposed to say handicap”

    • @Sheamuscz
      @Sheamuscz Před 2 lety +8

      "Take my arm."
      "No, fuck you both."
      That dialogue was just perfect.

  • @stayaamna
    @stayaamna Před 3 lety +433

    3:04 i don't exactly have the upper body strength to stop you so made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @witchfromschool9154
    @witchfromschool9154 Před 2 lety +42

    his character arc throughout the seasons
    Season 1: Savage Alex
    Season 2: Sad Alex
    Season 3: Killer Mode Alex
    Season 4: Gay

  • @lexi8593
    @lexi8593 Před 3 lety +452

    The show is so serious but when you put it in this context it makes Alex’s character sound hilarious omg😭😂

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 Před 3 lety +208

    2:26 Ryan's expression, "so what?" , "and your point?" or "true"

    • @damsels4sale
      @damsels4sale Před 2 lety +3

      I know I'm a year late, but it's more like "that's fair"

  • @Defnotyusra
    @Defnotyusra Před 3 lety +80

    “ No thanks Monty, you’re not MaN ENoUGh” I Canttt 😭😭💀

  • @raine1727
    @raine1727 Před 3 lety +197

    Ive never related to anything more than “you’re the one girl in this country who would go for a skinny sad kid, and u went for Clay” like same homie

  • @ashkash972
    @ashkash972 Před 3 lety +124

    “Its court hair” Alex: “i dont like it” LMAOAOAOAO

  • @jimmychangprod
    @jimmychangprod Před 3 lety +290

    Alex: pushes monty
    *immediately after: his face is beaten to a pulp*

  • @siickmodee
    @siickmodee Před 3 lety +125

    ani: “ i think you’re very handsome i think you’re adorable”
    alex: “yeah well you’re the one girl in this county that will go for a skinny sad kid and you went for clay so..”

  • @isiavalos9234
    @isiavalos9234 Před 3 lety +53

    -you got this, just breathe
    -leave me alone
    LMAO

  • @anupamaroy2760
    @anupamaroy2760 Před 3 lety +151

    This hits different after knowing his entire journey..

  • @judemorgan5325
    @judemorgan5325 Před 3 lety +436

    There was no reason to make Alex a killer.

    • @Kiki4LiFE368
      @Kiki4LiFE368 Před 3 lety +43

      He's not a killer or a murderer, he just pushed the rapist into the water, how should Alex know that one of them can't swim.
      Lol

    • @JohnPerry27
      @JohnPerry27 Před 3 lety +37

      @@Kiki4LiFE368 I think it should be obvious a guy with broken legs can't swim. That being said I don't really blame him for doing it, Bryce was talking about how he was going to get revenge Jessica despite raping her and causing enough trauma.

    • @aadyamishra312
      @aadyamishra312 Před 2 lety +17

      @@JohnPerry27 Actually he didn’t know that his leg was broken at the beginning but then when he figured it out he thought that he deserved it anyway

    • @acooliemoore
      @acooliemoore Před 2 lety +5

      @@Kiki4LiFE368 that still murder lol

    • @letsbefriendsowecanmakeout
      @letsbefriendsowecanmakeout Před rokem

      What

  • @miaa2418
    @miaa2418 Před 3 lety +64

    Alex’s sarcastic and snarky personality brightens the mood lmfao

  • @narashikamaru0
    @narashikamaru0 Před 3 lety +133

    I like how alex was reasonable out of them all and actually was really fine with telling his mistake

  • @eeehhghhhghherr6669
    @eeehhghhhghherr6669 Před 3 lety +101

    3:24 my favorite sense from the whole show

  • @miaa2418
    @miaa2418 Před 3 lety +42

    “I’ll just wave my cane around and cry, it works everywhere.”

  • @personunknown7129
    @personunknown7129 Před 3 lety +106

    3:25 lmao

  • @virlinehonore9767
    @virlinehonore9767 Před 3 lety +63

    it's more like he was being brutally honest rather than roasting them

  • @ironman2.026
    @ironman2.026 Před 3 lety +44

    "I'm Recruiting Clay For The Illuminati" !!

  • @issa8970
    @issa8970 Před 3 lety +41

    2:27
    I love how Ryan just accept it

  • @msem6136
    @msem6136 Před 3 lety +169

    Alex is adorable..... 😉

  • @lxnalxna2842
    @lxnalxna2842 Před 3 lety +77

    More like Alex being Alex for 3 minutes and 45 seconds straight 😂

  • @kenny-nk5db
    @kenny-nk5db Před 3 lety +42

    this is why Alex Standall is my favorite character. i love him 😭

  • @jessieorigami8522
    @jessieorigami8522 Před 3 lety +68

    This show would be incomplete without Alex. And I think that no one could’ve played Alex better than Miles. He is amazing.

  • @arielgray9511
    @arielgray9511 Před 3 lety +39

    I did not realize how much I like Alex till now omg

  • @iorpeionnp
    @iorpeionnp Před 3 lety +48

    legit throughout the whole season 1, everyone roasts alex's hair

  • @faithhart3949
    @faithhart3949 Před 3 lety +19

    The way he puts everyone in their place it's amazing

  • @velvetsky3451
    @velvetsky3451 Před 3 lety +34

    “Fuck you.”
    “What, it’s totally true, she was like “Justin smells bad” and I was like “I know.”

  • @cammqt
    @cammqt Před 3 lety +14

    "I'll just wave my cane and cry, it works everywhere" LMFAOFJVKDVNFJDV FD

  • @d0ra.x318
    @d0ra.x318 Před 3 lety +23

    i find this so funny for some reason. it’s like he’s so honest. he’s always having a mental breakdown 😂

  • @Leavemealonelmsleeping
    @Leavemealonelmsleeping Před 10 měsíci +3

    Even though this show is hella dark and has heavy scenes Alex always has a line that makes me laugh😭💀

    • @mgms2000
      @mgms2000 Před 10 měsíci +1

      The show is so goofy and not dark at all , just trying to be

  • @d3serted314
    @d3serted314 Před 3 lety +21

    I love how it cuts to Alex’s face 1 second after the push at 1:13

  • @uchihaitachi3978
    @uchihaitachi3978 Před 3 lety +28

    Moral : Never mess with guy named Alex. 😂

    • @Sheamuscz
      @Sheamuscz Před 2 lety

      Or be as strong as Monty. And watch out for his switchblade.

  • @emilynixon5437
    @emilynixon5437 Před 7 měsíci +3

    "you're like the only girl in the county who would go for a skinny sad boy, and you already went for clay." "... i'm going to let that go because you're under stress." for such a deep and heavy show, 13rw always hit the unintentional comedy and i loooove it

  • @shingetchu
    @shingetchu Před 3 lety +21

    Alex Standall being too honest for 3 minutes straight

  • @r3nny917
    @r3nny917 Před 3 lety +25

    These are one of the reasons why Alex is my favorite character

  • @euphxrz
    @euphxrz Před 2 lety +6

    his character is literally straight up savage and i'm here for it💀🤣

  • @DrMontrays
    @DrMontrays Před 3 lety +9

    2:26 I love how he just accepts it simple af

  • @dagnyc5651
    @dagnyc5651 Před 3 lety +10

    “what, its totally true, she was like ‘he smells bad’ and i was like, ik!”

  • @shingetchu
    @shingetchu Před 3 lety +10

    "You're not man enough" one of my favorite lines lmao

  • @nevaehkane2669
    @nevaehkane2669 Před 3 lety +217

    am i the only one that noticed like all the guys in this show is gay or bi...

    • @toriedavis4507
      @toriedavis4507 Před 3 lety

      Ikr

    • @VV-ev4jj
      @VV-ev4jj Před 3 lety +36

      You're only saying that because being straight is the "norm". So when there's a show where the majority of characters are LGBT that seems weird. But it shouldn't be. The world isn't more straight or more gay. It's equal. There are so many closeted LGBT people out there afraid to come out due to their living situations.

    • @nevaehkane2669
      @nevaehkane2669 Před 3 lety +17

      4V 983V i never said it was a bad thing i was just pointing it our but i understand where you’re coming from and i do get that it should be normalized so i’m sorry if i triggered you in any kinda way :/

    • @VV-ev4jj
      @VV-ev4jj Před 3 lety +6

      @@nevaehkane2669 LOL. It's fine. I'm glad you understand where I'm coming from!

    • @rileycoleman2468
      @rileycoleman2468 Před 3 lety +20

      Clay, Justin, Zach, are all straight....

  • @krishafyme
    @krishafyme Před 3 lety +15

    No thanks, you are not man enough is one of the most savage comebacks ever

  • @QueenBdawg
    @QueenBdawg Před 2 lety +5

    ”She was like Justin smells bad and I was like I know” 😂😂😭

  • @notwerkinginthishouse8634
    @notwerkinginthishouse8634 Před 3 lety +22

    Yeah, basically Alex saying everything we are afraid to say out loud

  • @johnreinhartjesoro9113
    @johnreinhartjesoro9113 Před 3 lety +11

    0:47 the foreshadowing omo

  • @rcj.19
    @rcj.19 Před 2 lety +28

    0:06
    "How're you doing?"
    "How am I doing? How are you doing?"
    "U-"
    "Yeah."
    Please I don’t know why that scene felt so real to me
    Every high school comeback ever

  • @rizznaa
    @rizznaa Před 3 lety +7

    2:16 Marcus's face at the end im cryinggggg

  • @sc5e
    @sc5e Před 2 lety +6

    3:25 I laughed so hard , everyone heard me

    • @amylynngnam249
      @amylynngnam249 Před 2 lety

      Laughed out loud as well, just came out😅😅

  • @nightsky9939
    @nightsky9939 Před 3 lety +3

    The voice crack when he yelled “GET OUT OF THE CAR”😂😂✨✨

  • @SJ-jd1cg
    @SJ-jd1cg Před 3 lety +5

    2:07 bruhhhhhh!!!!🤯🤯 Destroyed in seconds!🔥🔥

  • @Nadia.Louise
    @Nadia.Louise Před 3 lety +15

    I love how he say what he wanna say
    He doesnt Keep it to himself

  • @gone4607
    @gone4607 Před 3 lety +6

    Alex: I’m not confident
    Also Alex:

  • @avalattier3019
    @avalattier3019 Před 3 lety +5

    Alex Standall was legit one of my favorite characters

  • @lowri1512
    @lowri1512 Před 3 lety +6

    "i'm recruiting clay for the illuminati. eh-you wanna join?" lmfao

  • @eilishaxdios3186
    @eilishaxdios3186 Před 3 lety +10

    This is why hes my favorite character lmao 😂

  • @callumhulme5503
    @callumhulme5503 Před 3 lety +4

    Alex standalone, master of the art of murder and roasting

  • @miksufinni8354
    @miksufinni8354 Před 3 lety +5

    "Get out of the caAAar!"

  • @miljanastolic2916
    @miljanastolic2916 Před 3 lety +3

    it's not roasting it's having ATITUDE i watched this for the first time and i love him already

  • @anamcaur7193
    @anamcaur7193 Před 3 lety +7

    2:03 damn!!!!! Savage Alex

  • @argent_h0e365
    @argent_h0e365 Před 3 lety +7

    1:36 why is this so funny to me 😂😂

  • @mariie98nugget
    @mariie98nugget Před 3 lety +5

    I love how like more than half the video is season 1 Alex and the rest is the other seasons 😂

  • @user-ey4un1vo7v
    @user-ey4un1vo7v Před 3 lety +11

    He express his emotions out to people

  • @kayladanyelle9508
    @kayladanyelle9508 Před 3 lety +6

    alex had some of the best lines 😭😭😭

  • @leefelix6538
    @leefelix6538 Před 2 lety +2

    Alex is seriously one of my favorite characters ever since. He's like the embodiment of what goes in my mind.

  • @Birdmab
    @Birdmab Před 2 lety

    Best thing I’ve seen in awhile. LOVE Alex’s quick wit😂😂

  • @mmaighrd
    @mmaighrd Před 3 lety +13

    He's the reason why i decided to finish season 4 lol

  • @jeeya05
    @jeeya05 Před 3 lety +5

    "you'll do anything to keep your perfect reputation"

  • @lvly.i
    @lvly.i Před 3 lety +6

    oh my gosh i hate him but also love him so much because his attitude is just so iconic 💀

  • @hnyg1ld075
    @hnyg1ld075 Před rokem +1

    "it's creepy that you even know that"😂

  • @willwalker24601
    @willwalker24601 Před 3 lety +7

    He's my favorite character😆

  • @rheannamyers9124
    @rheannamyers9124 Před 3 lety +3

    I need to watch over this showwwww omgggg, I fricking love Alex.

  • @fury_on_ice
    @fury_on_ice Před 3 lety +10

    I’ve never seen this show but if I did Alex would be the only reason I’d watch it 😂

  • @danielpeppa-pigpowers9386

    I fucking LOVE Alex😭❤️

  • @jamesstephen3841
    @jamesstephen3841 Před 3 lety +6

    alex was my absolute favorite character throughout the entire show

  • @miniworld82
    @miniworld82 Před měsícem

    ‘’i’m gonna let that go cuz you’re under stress'' that was me wheezing

  • @Specsandstories
    @Specsandstories Před 3 lety +2

    Ive always loved his honesty

  • @randomgaygirl
    @randomgaygirl Před 3 lety +2

    -screaming- "I am calm"

  • @savannahpaynee
    @savannahpaynee Před 3 lety +3

    I loved Alex he was like the funniest-

  • @tyhiro5989
    @tyhiro5989 Před 3 lety +3

    Bro was exposing everyone no one was safe.

  • @kabyashreepathak4798
    @kabyashreepathak4798 Před 3 lety +5

    Favorite character of all time

  • @fenmc3649
    @fenmc3649 Před 3 lety +6

    But did he go off? Yes

  • @emmahoffman273
    @emmahoffman273 Před 3 lety +5

    alex carried the show