ASMR medical checkup
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- čas přidán 28. 03. 2020
- Raffy makes sure you are alive.
This video features keyboard sounds, tapping, crinkles, liquid sounds, gloves (latex) sounds, and lots of whispers. I do hope that you enjoy and i hope everyone is staying safe.
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#ASMR #Medical #Relaxing - Zábava
"This is NOT a purse, it's a medical bag"
*Let me open up my purse*
Royal Yada same
17:39 😂
Royal Yada czcams.com/video/luWqnJG42p8/video.html
LMFAO thought the same
yeah i watched the whole thing 🙄
“It’s not a purse, it’s a medical bag.”
*two seconds later*
“Lemme open up my purse,”
Laura Nguyen I said the samething 😂
😂😂😂ikr
“This ain’t a purse it’s a satchel”
Rip Raffy🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
POV: Your chilling in bed nice and comfy looking through the comments
Isnt that what everyone does literally everyone well mostly everyone
You’re
Wrong
@@bk_kurtz32 ur*
just a guy incorect
When Elon Musk’s son goes to the doctors and they ask for his name: 3:52
🤣🤣🤣
Bruh why’d they be at the doctors
He’s obviously gonna bring him to the mechanics
Yasss 😂
@@rossrocs6055 LMAO fax
Dislexic lol 😂
If your doctor says "And yes, I am a real doctor" that's usually not a good sign lmao
The foam Farmer If you’re a real doctor there’s no need to confirm that because. should be obvious
Especially when they say, "great, I know how that works"....
Don’t forget the “most doctors are advising that... at least that’s what I’ve heard”
Dragonslayer oooohhh of course, so most people in the field of ASMR are doctors then.
Nobody said anything about a medical doctor
Me: gets shot 45 times
Raffy:slowly taps on medical bag
@just some dude without moustache I think the corpse makes good sounds
Just use ger or crazy diamond
JStroup lmao
@@jstroup4568 dark
Aww did the deal go south again bummer well we cant go to a normal doctor but i have a contact that can get a "doctor" alteast he wont ask any questions
𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓈 ✦
0:00 | welcome/intro
0:29 | gloves
1:49 | medical bag
2:28 | hand sanitizer
3:41 | keyboard
6:10 | explaining ear test + hand sounds
7:46 | coffee bag
9:40 | case + added water sounds
11:55 | tiny cat nail clippers + added gauze
14:32 | ear test results
15:21 | explaining eye test
15:40 | light visual + mouth sounds
18:47 | eye test results & outro
19:24 | recap of visit + positive affirmations
Tori lol people commented on the other won
@@BlameMadness huh?
@@tori6566 literally everyone else did this and this was no help
@@justfriccoff3363 sorry? I know it helps some people so if you don't like it just keep scrolling
Hey I just wanted to thank you, this helped me out!
Raffy: “we have a wonderful bottle of hand sanitizer here”
Hand sanitizer: *blushes*
“And your age?”
“I’m 22”
*does a calculus problem on the keyboard*
He was writing it down in minutes
roborabbit6801 czcams.com/video/luWqnJG42p8/video.html
Sophia writes down the quadratic formula
Ok boomer
90’s was so long ago
Timestamps:
0:00-0:30 : Intro
0:30-1:50 : putting on gloves+hand sounds
1:50-2:30 : medical bag
2:30-3:05 : hand sanitizer
3:05-3:40 : hand sounds
3:40-6:00 : keyboard sounds
6:48-7:25 : more hand sounds
7:44-9:37 :coffee package sounds
9:40-11:30 :the case that makes good sounds (+water sounds)
11:55-13:00 : little scissors
13:00-13:40 : little scissors+plastic wrapped bandage
13:40-14:30 : plastic wrapped bandage
15:30-18:46 : follow the light+mouth sounds
18:46-20:02 : outro
Thanks
God bless you
Cheers to find further honor in the sea of "Purse???" and long ass names of ftgtuvucrdcyvuigyvuggdedxe8ojojibuvtcrxeybhigtcrdrdtgnono90124
Jil Gehrke czcams.com/video/luWqnJG42p8/video.html
Unsung hero.
Raffy : "What's your name ?"
Me : "Well it's..."
Raffy : *attacks Poland*
What?
Hahahagaha i died
PAAKSKSKSKSJS
Raffy: what’s your name?
Me: Joe
Raffy:he “Manifesto of the Communist Party” was written by Marx and Engels as the Communist League’s programme on the instruction of its Second Congress (London, November 29-December 8, 1847), which signified a victory for the followers of a new proletarian line during the discussion of the programme questions.
When Congress was still in preparation, Marx and Engels arrived at the conclusion that the final programme document should be in the form of a Party manifesto (see Engels’ letter to Marx of November 23-24, 1847). The catechism form usual for the secret societies of the time and retained in the “Draft of a Communist Confession of Faith” and “Principles of Communism,” was not suitable for a full and substantial exposition of the new revolutionary world outlook, for a comprehensive formulation of the proletarian movement’s aims and tasks. See also “Demands of the Communist Party in Germany,” issued by Marx soon after publication of the Manifesto, which addressed the immediate demands of the movement.
Marx and Engels began working together on the Manifesto while they were still in London immediately after the congress, and continued until about December 13 when Marx returned to Brussels; they resumed their work four days later (December 17) when Engels arrived there. After Engels’ departure for Paris at the end of December and up to his return on January 31, Marx worked on the Manifesto alone.
Hurried by the Central Authority of the Communist League which provided him with certain documents (e.g., addresses of the People’s Chamber (Halle) of the League of the Just of November 1846 and February 1847, and, apparently, documents of the First Congress of the Communist League pertaining to the discussion of the Party programme), Marx worked intensively on the Manifesto through almost the whole of January 1848. At the end of January the manuscript was sent on to London to be printed in the German Workers’ Educational Society’s print shop owned by a German emigrant J. E. Burghard, a member of the Communist League.
The manuscript of the Manifesto has not survived. The only extant materials written in Marx’s hand are a draft plan for Section III, showing his efforts to improve the structure of the Manifesto, and a page of a rough copy.
The Manifesto came off the press at the end of February 1848. On February 29, the Educational Society decided to cover all the printing expenses.
The first edition of the Manifesto was a 23-page pamphlet in a dark green cover. In April-May 1848 another edition was put out. The text took up 30 pages, some misprints of the first edition were corrected, and the punctuation improved. Subsequently this text was used by Marx and Engels as a basis for later authorised editions. Between March and July 1848 the Manifesto was printed in the Deutsche Londoner Zeitung, a democratic newspaper of the German emigrants. Already that same
year numerous efforts were made to publish the Manifesto in other European languages. A Danish, a Polish (in Paris) and a Swedish (under a different title: “The Voice of Communism. Declaration of the Communist Party”) editions appeared in 1848. The translations into French, Italian and Spanish made at that time remained unpublished. In April 1848, Engels, then in Barmen, was translating the Manifesto into English, but he managed to translate only half of it, and the first English translation, made by Helen Macfarlane, was not published until two years later, between June and November 1850, in the Chartist journal The Red Republican. Its editor, Julian Harney, named the authors for the first time in the introduction to this publication. All earlier and many subsequent editions of the Manifesto were anonymous.
The growing emancipation struggle of the proletariat in the ’60s and ’70s of the 19th century led to new editions of the Manifesto. The year 1872 saw a new German edition with minor corrections and a preface by Marx and Engels where they drew some conclusions from the experience of the Paris
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Dammmm
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this guy actually put triggers in his role play video? And did it smoothly with humor? That takes talent, skill, but mostly hard work. Thank you for that, Raffy.
True
True
True
True
Kai Spaghettios and no ads
Raffy: “This is a medical bag and NOT a purse”
Also raffy: “Let me open up my purse here” 😂
are you gona watch the whole video first before commenting 😐😊
Hindz it’s literally in the first 3 minutes of the video bro relax
Bubbymane that does seem to be the joke he was making? you really dont have to retype it, we can watch the video ourselves too
Goat Wizard it’s the “comment” section and the original commenter was reacting or some can say “commenting” to Raffy’s joke
@@goatwizard1155 shut up
“And yes I am a real doctor”
**chuckles** I’m in danger.
Hey I said that
@@matthewpotts5100 red sus
Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart
“Can I have your name”
Me: tells name*
Him: *types something
Him: can you spell that for me?
Me: wtf did you just write down then
TIME STAMPS:
Intro: 0:00 - 1:41
Tapping and using the “medical bag”: 1:41 - 2:28
Hand sanitizer and hand sounds: 2:28 - 3:38
typing the DaVinci Code into the computer (your first name): 3:39 - 4:32
your middle initial: 4:33 - 4:38
typing the entire script of the office into the computer (your last name): 4:39 - 5:01
typing your immortal age: 5:02 - 5:16
Notes and questions typed on keyboard: 5:18 - 5:57
you are doing great :) : 5:58 - 6:05
Explaining the microphones and hearing test: 6:07 - 6:51
me when i see my crush with their headphones in: 6:52 - 6:55
Checking the signals in your ears (hand sounds): 6:56 - 7:31
Explaining the hearing test: 7:31 - 7:43
Coffee bag sounds (shaking, crinkling, tapping): 7:45 - 9:39
The Case That Makes Good Sounds (tapping): 9:40 - 10:16
UH OH water bag and The Case? dynamic duo (water sounds and tapping): 10:17 - 10:52
back to just The Case: 10:53 - 11:41
your ears are working (congrats!): 11:42 - 11:55
Baby orange scissors (snips, hand sounds, and whispers): 11:56 - 13:00
Gauze pad (mostly crinkles, but some snips at the start): 13:03 - 14:30
ear test complete, your ears are working (raffy has a test not available in this country): 14:32 - 15:12
Explaining the eye test: 15:12 - 15:40
Beginning the eye test (visual and mouth sounds): 15:40 - 18:46
your eyes are working (congrats!): 18:47 - 18:55
End of checkup: 18:56 - 19:21
RECAP (lots of positivity): 19:22 - 20:02
Thanks!
Eric uh thank you
You a true man among men
Legend
Summer
1:50 medical bag
2:36 hand sanitizer
3:05 hand sounds
3:48 keyboard sounds
6:47 more hand sounds
7:45 flour package sounds
9:40 The case that makes good sounds
11:56 little scissors
13:02 little scissors with plastic
15:41 visiuals
Not all heroes wear capes.
Thanks for the timestamps homie👍
It's the instant coffee powder, not a flower package.
• asianriceyeet •
I dont care i write what i think
Deserve a statue!
I did this for myself so idc if i wrote something wrong
this is honestly my favorite asmr video ever. i've probably watched it over 30 times already. it's funny, filled with triggers i like, and raffy's whispering is the best out there!! i would love to see a new doctors appointment video lol. til then i will just play this on repeat 🤤
Hey just curious if your ever planning on making anymore videos like this one. It's one of my absolute favorites. I keep finding myself coming back to your page to find it watch it time and time again. Would love to see more like this!
Raffy: “And what is your name?”
Me: “Jim”
Raffy: *performs deep tissue massage on keyboard*
isn't your name Eugene
Zalcc that is an astute observation
Zalcc Actually, it is not. Spongebob Squarepants is the most popular underwater tv series, and I just happen to star in it. My name on the show is Eugene Krabs, but in real life my name is Jim Hardshell. Sorry to burst your bubble, but none of that is real.
You name is not jim, is Mr.Krabs
Mr.Krabs good one Eugine
Goes in for doctors appointment
Me:
Doctor raffy: oh dont worry I'm a real doctor.
Me:🏃🏾♂️
dudu jay LMAFO
Lmao
REAL doctor, NOT a robot
Lmaoo
You black
I watch asmr for fun and for the first time ever, I got the tingles down my back. This video was so relaxing and I giggled at you trying to get the gloves on. This is now my new favourite asmr video. Thank you so much!
I didn’t know that my last name had numbers in it...learn something new every day
Raffy: And your age?
*types 20 numbers
Raffy: You don’t look a day above that
Eli M czcams.com/video/luWqnJG42p8b/video.html
✍🏻✍🏻✍🏻
@@erichkaufmann5284 what the fuck
"You don't look a day above that" probably cuz im fucking dead
Rest in peace people who types "12"
Me: *tells raffy my name*
Raffy: *writes an entire essay on why we should get rid of the penny*
failmous fx *of*😹
"Get rid of" pls
Looks like someone just watched the odds1out
@@oogabooganig cgp grey*
Tomas Pg I agree with arshia zainab James is better
“This is not a purse, it is a medical bag”
Exactly 6 seconds later:
“Let me open up my purse here”
Me: my name is iva-
Raffy: “I am the globglogobgalob, I love books, and this basement? It’s a true treasure trove. I am the globglogobgalob, the shobblegobblewobbledobbleflobbleflabberbab”
i am the shrimble pimple cab
Raffy: "What is your name"?
Me: Bob
Raffy: *Rewrites the entirety of the bible*
/underated
He was just writing "his name is Bob and he have a really nice smile"
Yay I'm ur 400th like😀
Followed by: "middle initial" *single click*. Genius!
Favourite part was the middle initial lol
Raffy: what’s your name?
Me: Lambert
Raffy: *proceed to play guitar hero with his keyboard*
Lambert Benoit hey thats my last name
Hi Adam
donofriocarlo46 my first Name is Brayden lol
@@alpha_nexus7784 it was a joke...
donofriocarlo46 don’t worry random commenter I got your joke. It was a good one
The glove sounds at 1:30 is fantastic
I love how he is serious sometimes and other times just goofing around u know
raffy:brings out hand sanitizer. me:stop flexin
"This is not a purse, this is a medical bag!"
10 secs later: "Let me open up my purse" hahhahaha
Kevin Lazz czcams.com/video/luWqnJG42p8b/video.html
Thugs n stuff fuck off no one cares about your prepubescent videos
@@thugsnstuff4046 that vid was so bad it gave me aids
LMFAOOO i was bout to do da same thing
@@spookiiwtf6068 you're welcome my guy
POV: you're returning to this video for the millionth time
4 years and still an amazing piece of work. Thank you man
"so what brings you in today?"
"My legs hurt"
"Okey, so you want your ears checked"
*Okey why not*
Boxxy u know ur misspelling “okay” right?
I think the case makes okey sound
Boxxy yo that’s exactly what I said before he said “okay let get your ears checked”
FUCK I WAS LITERALLY GONNA SAY IM THE "420 like lmao" BUT TWO PEOPLE HAD TO LIKE IT RIGHT AFTER
@@samfoster7880 My first language isn't English and I have dyslexia.
But yes, I know it's not spelled with an E. In my native language the same word is spelled "okej" so it was a mixup
Imagine if a doctor asked you name and started turning the keyboard upside down
Jamezlo _ i would die laughing
Normal
He is a real gamer
Ya like jazz
@@doormatcat 🤣
Raffy: How old are you?
Me: 13
Raffy: 34563863830307356298
Me:👁👄👁
😂😂
I love the bits of humor in this and not just 100% serious. Found my self not only relaxed but smiling majority of the time as well!
"Anyone can put a glove on"
Amputees left the chat.
They can put it on their nubs
@@akirax461 LMFAO
@@akirax461 Tecnically the truth
@Chace Mulherin 💗 and you're* 😂
@@hhnmhhm9231 yer
I’m starting to think he’s not a real doctor
Ho dar yo
No, doing weird sounds with objects it's a new practice made for covid-19.
Everything's real and reliable.
I don’t believe that man has ever been to medical school-buzz lightyear
@@Francescomonti60 Hahaha abbiamo trovato la cura ora siamo salvi 😂
@@karminer_003 ahahahaha😂
Gosh this video made me so happy. You’re amazing! Thank you for this
I love the way he types with keyboard sideways holding it. Amazing skill 😍😍😍
When you want to close your eyes but you still want to see what’s happening
Haha😅😅🤣 me
So true
His. Beard 😭😭 and everything
I want him
✋😁🤣🤣
@@ju6284 are you gay ?
Raffy: "I'll be your doctor today."
Me: "Oh okay for sure"
Raffy: "Yes, I'm a real doctor"
I'm two years late. First time watching your channel/video. Brilliant. Great ASMR and my sort of humor. Love it...
this is the best asmr i ever watched
“Anyone can put a glove on”
*Captain Hook disliked that*
Lmao
I laughed hard.
@@dynamicphotography_ same😂
this made me happy
Crocodile cracks a smile
Raffy: puts hand sanitizer on his gloves
Corona virus: ight imma head out
I actually thought that was pretty smart, everyone just assumed if they have gloves on they'll be fine but the germs are still on there🤷🏻♂️
Justin Martin they actually do that if you seen their prep to put on everything
@@justinmartin8369 if you take them off inside out they aint infecting you either way
Thomas Plisson Fun fact, in a sterile environment, sanitizing gloves actually makes them unsterile, as the alcohol breaks down the gloves and makes it more likely to leave a part of the glove inside of an open wound, or to contaminate the patient with the doctor’s skin cells. (Only applies in a sterile environment)
Coronavirus left the chat
My favourite video so far raffy!!!
The gloves sounds are just amazing!!!
Raffy: “And your age?”
Me: “18”
Raffy: “Ok” *hits a thousand buttons* “You don’t look a day above that.”
Me: “wow thanks”
😂
He do be getting our ages right
Oml, I wrote a comment just like this and just now saw this, lmao.
I’m 18 but look 12 I guess ;-;
U make my day man. Every since the breakup I’ve been watching the vids and finally followed keep it up
the best ever ASMR vid ❤️
Me: "I should probably mention I have depression."
Raffy: "Good, very good, that's excellent."
Lmao
lol
I'm done 😂
Y’all are💀
Lmaooo
It’d be funny as hell if doctors actually acted like this. Whispering and making noises in front of our face and shit
To be honest alot of them may aswell make noises and whisper.... To many mis diagnosis going on
Mine soft speakseiesns
Yeah till they start spitting all over ya ears
Its all fun and games until u get stabbed 69 times and u get to the doctor and he is just starting to tapping my fucking deadbody basically
And almost constantly reassuring you they are a real doctor
i love that you take any object and use it for asmr
I love the humor you bring into these videos!!
“What is your name”
“Santiago”
proceeds to write 42 page essay on the Cuban missile crisis
POG
Raffy: "We hand sanitized together"
Me: *blushes*
Lmao
PAUSE
Bruh say no homo 😑
say no homo rn
We’re you wearing socks?
Hands down one of my favorite asmrtists !! This video is so relaxing 🤗
This video is very unique, exactly why your the only asmr channel I watch
I think the bearded man makes good sounds.
pause
Wait is he a actuall doctor
Beard King
pink ward in the asmr universe
Thanks
Raffy: and what’s your name?
Me: “says name”
Raffy: aight hold up lemme write a whole Wikipedia page real quick.
He was probably writing about how you died jabba
legate lanius aight yeah makes sense.
legate lanius btw I’m not dead.
Hey hold up a sec whys there a guy screaming take the shot?
legate lanius must be a photographer
jabba the hutt 🤣🤣🤣
I literally use this video to sleep every night... Thank you Raffy ✨
Just came across your channel and I honestly have to say that you are making create content really enjoying it and it relaxes me
“your name?”
“bruh”
*types out communist manifesto from memory*
A ghost is haunting europe, the ghost of ASMR
Jayden Yerico i like how each one of these simple names have a different large txt
Like american dec of independence, bible, and such
Our name*
These comments are SENDING ME😭😭
Raffy: what’s wrong
Me: I’m dying
Raffy: this is a medical bag not a purce
It's purse
Ciaran Wynne. Bruh
Itz a purse
@@darrengaribay3174 Bruh
But I’m sick lol please help not tell me that is not a woman’s purse then tell me that it is after you just told me it wasn’t
This is one of the greatest roleplays in asmr history.
Change my mind
Him: “your age?”
Also him:”477621179943178985421”
“Wow you Dont look a day over that”😂
Raffy: and your last name
*Taps on the number keys*
After all, my full name is Sw4g M0n3y.
shebbgaming
7 of 9..... obviously! 🙄
Unit 924
Yea that's logic my last name is 666
Mouth breather
Man these keyboard sounds are Godlike. Never been a big fan of keyboard Asmr. But this kind of keyboard combined with your asmr skills is just amazing. Please make more of it.
Genuinely the funniest asmr I've ever watched. I've never been so amused and relaxed at the same time 🙏 😄
Hey raffy the 169th letter of my name was a “j” not an “n” please restart
😂
Peter Casso czcams.com/video/luWqnJG42p8/video.html
@@thugsnstuff4046 fuck you
Report for harassment and also the link is just a extremeily loud video
potato potato thanks for letting me know now I won’t click on it
8:59 When you want to tell a joke too but you realize that it isn't actually that funny...
Lol
Ima die
That's sooooo😂
This comment deserves more attention 😂😂😂
my god this is so accurate 😆
u made my ears goood its sooo satisfying and cool!
The hand sounds with the gloves really hit different, amazing sound ☺️
He is giving us all the quarantingles 🙌
Roku Really no need for that pal.
Roku boi if u don’t
this comment section 💀
@ ew go off
@ Ew, a negative.
"yes I am a real doctor"
*Suspicion level raised to 100%
This absolutely cracked me up. Wonderful humor and great tingles! Thank you Raffy 💛
The first five and a half minutes of this video is prob the funniest intro to any asmr video ever made
Raffi: you have wonderful hearing"
me, a deaf person with implants: "happy ear noises"
This comment is the purest comment that I have seen in my life
This made me smile.
It was needed, thank you
this is so cute ily
Aw
sir you made my whole week
Raffy: *puts on gloves*
Also Raffy: “let’s put on some hand sanitizer “
Then instantly contaminates them when he touches the keyboard lol
Gotta sanitize the gloves too
That is what should be done lol
I actually hadn't felt tingls ever weanever I listened to asmr but this is the first time I've felt tingls even if it's only on half of my body it good this is a very good video
I never finish these videos...
I always fall asleep I dunno why!
I love that he’s both good at asmr and comedic. He’s just like “I’m totally nOt struggling to put on a glove right now”
RaffyTaphyASMR can literally do no wrong. I watch his videos every night. This is everything I needed while I’m stuck at home. Thank you!!!
Por fin, no me acordaba del nombre de este canal y por fin lo encontré.
Hora de mimir.
Clicked out of curiosity, the comedy made me sub. lmao
I also love, as a medical secretary, the idea of the doctor taking the patient info down themselves. I oughta pitch that at work and see how it goes over.
Raffy: "Oh you want to make sure your ears are working fine?"
Me: "No, I'm here for the screening."
Raffy: Proceeds tapping his purse.
Its a medical bag
L'Homme Parralèle let me open my purse
Medical bag*****
“It’s a medical bag, not a purse” -Raphy
Raffy
Raf: “Your age”
Me: “3286490174”
Raf: “Wow you don’t look a day above that”
Best comment 🤣
Lmao
If you assume that 3286490174 is your age in seconds, then you are 104 years old. Not bad!
I’m feeling the need to be annoying and just say where your profile picture is from,, “simón cow-well” I’m so sorry its 3am and I want to die
Is that in fish years or are you just older than the dinosaurs
Im glad he added noise to the flashlight i really appreciate that because it makes it more better
Easily one of the best to do it. Always find myself coming to Raffy at the end of a long shift, Im a police officer and finish very early in the morning as night shifts are long and I struggle to sleep. Raffy you sir are a legend for helping me drift off time and time again! The little chuckles along the way also helped perk me up a ton. Much love and respect from the UK ❤️🇬🇧
Raphy: "Good medical practices"
Also Raphy: *r e p e a t e d l y r u b s t h e s t e r i l e s i d e o f t h e g l o v e s*
Kristy Fernandez I know I thought about that 😂
But then he sanitized them
Doctors on their first day of rotations:
“This is a medical bag and NOT a purse”
30 seconds later: “Let me open up my purse here...”
His voice is so calming
Me: about to make a joke on how Raffy said purse- The Comment Section: *PURSE*
LMAO y a robot watch ASMR moby
Raffy: "What is you name?"
Me: "M-"
Raffy: Trying to Trickshot in Call Of Duty*
🤣🤣🤣First comment that I laughed to
Same
Hi Raffy, was wondering if you could include more "fake mic pressing" (where you press the air around the mic) into your videos? You did it in your recent hand sounds video and it gave me unbeliEvable tingles!! Love your channel, stay golden 💛
no.1 appa stan I WAS THE 69TH LIKE AND I NEED NOTNING MORE FROM LIFE good bye cruel workd
Castiel Reid you have a problem