Boots Boots Boots Series 2 Episode 25

we present arthur now john le measurer and clive dunn in dad's army, [ Applause, ] boots boots boots featuring john larry, arnold ridley and ian lavender with this week's guest. Eric chitty here is the news, and this is john snyder reading it with hostilities.
Continuing on an ever widening front, More and more of our gallant young men answer their country's call to fight in strange and foreign lands, but as they leave these shores, they do so secure in the knowledge that the defense of their homes and loved ones is in The capable hands of the men of britain's home guard at the church hall at warmington on sea captain mannering is addressing the local platoon and so to sum up, Whatever mode of transport we use, be it bicycles, jones's, van or other forms of vehicular transport. In the end, it all boils down to one thing: the three x, [, Music, ], fast feet, functional feet and, last but not least, fitch feet. Sergio without his feet is useless.
Therefore, during the next few weeks, we are going to concentrate on getting our feet fighting fit now i've managed to get hold of two diagrams on feet issued by the royal army medical corps and if, if you just throw this one wilson writer, what I describe my Diagram now This is what a healthy foot should look like. Here is the first metatarsal, mr speaker, yes, sir. Well, sir, I have not got a master puzzle.
I've got a big toe. Metatarsal is the medical term for toe jones. Oh, thank you very much, sir.
So there you have it first, let's travel, second, better travel, third, metatarsal, Fourth, better travel and, last but not least, the little big view where we wee all the way. That's what my mom called it when she cuts my toenails indeed, so there we have a picture of the perfect foot encased in the ideal boot. You see that plenty of room for the feet, no cramping or pinching.
Now, in contrast, i'm going to let you see Something rather nasty right, wilson show them your foot. Now you see on sergeant wilson's diagram, we see what can happen to a foot in a badly fitting shoe. The tears are pink cramped covered with corns and bunions, not a pretty sight.
Now then. The first thing I want to do is to inspect all of you to see that your boots are fitting properly. Yeah Show me all four: are my metatarsals all right, sir? Yes, they're very good, very good, ah go for it, lift your foot up higher higher than that look.
I said it won't go any higher. [ Music ] right! That's a vehicle! Twitch got free that'll. Take you 20 miles.
Thank you for Your confidence, sir trailer. That boot feels a little tight to me. Frieza.
No, no fine time. Look up at gators! Oh, is uh necessary. Those are ordered, praises no well, there are young men, good heavens, why aren't you wearing any socks? I never wear socks, a man for the healing.
There's! No need of Such fancy frequencies up there whenever molly coddle our extremities and if anybody makes a crack about celts, i'll straighten them down with this stuff, [, Music. ]. I need to worry about my pizza when I was in india.
My feet were the talk of the continent. One day I was strolling nonsensely through pushback, it's a town on the northwest front. Here you know, sir, by Where the bizarre zombie weighs the river.
I spied a young native girl doing a bit of derby, so I i quickly ripped off my boots and socks to wash my feet. You understand when suddenly the native woman started murmuring towards me, shaun de bahara, shonda bahara, he said, then I noticed something I hadn't noticed before she was stripped to the waist sir. They do a lot of that out there.
So they can. You Know it's all right. All right, they'll feed, certainly in very good condition - I baked them in cold tea season tea.
Yes, I learned that in the sudan always used to soak our feet in cold tea in sudan. What a good idea, indian or china, don't be insulted. Well then, it's quite obvious to me that we've got to do a lot of work to bring our feet up to scratch So starting next weekend, we're going to do a course of long route.
Marches, [, Music, ], go well done. Man well done! That was five miles yesterday and seven miles today now on the command fallout. I wanted to take your boots off and have your feet ready for inspection in five minutes Fall out.
Wilson come in the officer moment. All right! Yes, faster! That chair. Would you? Oh, it's better good to get the weight off one speed.
Now then we'll snipe water in here because uh, I wonder if I might be allowed to sit down as well wow, Don't you feel? Well? No! No! No! No! I I feel defiant uh very defined. I've been like a little tired. Perhaps what's the matter haven't you been sleeping well lately? Well, not the last two or three hours you and I have a certain position to uphold in mr tuber.

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