Borderlands 2 | Maliwan Allegiance Zer0 Funny Moments And Drops | Day #8
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The Handsome Sorcerer was a struggle, but we did it
QOTD: If you could go back in time and tell yourself one thing, what would that be?
Watch more joltz dude stream and vids
Focus on computing not on gaming, never realised how important getting an IT certificate is when it came to getting jobs.
I'd tell myself that everything will be alright as long as you keep a positive attitude and work hard towards your goals.
I would tell myself the answer to all my tests So i can be super smart and get Rich
DONT WASTE MONEY ON FISHING PLANET
Joltz being able to understand what gun an enemy is carrying is legit impressive
I love how as he's farming for level 42 he reaches level 42 on run 42
If I could go back in time I would probably just tell myself not to be so scared of the future and what it holds for me everything has it’s own way of working out
I like that
Given the context of Hover Wheels in BL3, Joltz saying “boats are Maliwan” actually kinda works.
if I could go back in time I would tell myself to play sal on my first playthrough instead of zero so I could be way more broken than my brother
If I could go back in time I'd tell myself winning lotto numbers 😂😂
When I saw that Joltz got a Kerblaster I was like "Ok Joltz has to do a Torgue Allegiiance Salvador run eventually" Keep up the amazing work.
SWORDSPLOSIONS FOR DAYS
Torguador
I shouldnt have sold my old how to train your dragon books! I miss them so much!
9:05 I love how your deception is teabagging Herbert here!
"Exercise hard and study even harder" I could use that
I'd honestly just go back and tell my younger self "things may be hard in the coming years kid. But you'll get through it and all your current worries won't mean much." Cause really teenage self would've loved to hear that.
I would tell myself something goofy to make past me absolutely confused.
"You've seen some hard times and more are coming, but keep going because the other side of the storm is beautiful."
Pee pee poo poo
I would tell myself to put a small amount of glue on the upper portion of a small piece of paper, call it a “post it” then sit back and be a billionaire lol.
Please, please, extra please, thank you. 😂😂 thanks for making me laugh in the first 5 seconds.
Not sure why, but 7:48 freaking sent me lmao
If i could go back in time i’d tell myself to watch joltzdude139 alot sooner
If I could go back in time I would tell myself to spend more time doing what I love, like watching you. I’ve watched you since I was in the seventh grade and now I’m a freshman in college, still love the vids
ngl, if a "Vault Hunter" takedown existed, i feel like salvador would 100% be the final round raid boss
If I could go back in time I'd tell myself the journey is as much fun as the destination. You can apply that to everything from life itself to playing borderlands. Sometimes I miss so much desperately trying to reach a goal without realising the fun was getting there.
"Don't ever look back" that's what i would say to myself
If I could go back in time, I would tell myself to do some sports. It's a good way to keep yourself fit when you're old + making new friends along the way.
If I went back in time, I would tell myself what my favorite games will be, or what songs I will like. Or nothing at all, the butterfly effect can be quite scary!
I'd give myself a camera phone and tell my self to take as many pictures of memories as possible
Joltz is still posting holy shi i remeber your things in borderlands videos from YEARS ago
4:21 its just pog champ with a murky green colour palette
Going back in time, I'd tell myself one thing. "Dude, you get to time travel in the future. But it's only once, so don't blow it."
Ninja joltz: Kunai do the skip? Shuriken (sure can)
i’d tell myself to enjoy the little thing you love while they’re there, never take anything for granted :)
I would tell myself to layoff of the sweets and mountain dew and save all of you birthday money for the future.
Every other borderlands player when they get on the game: so anyways i started blasting….
Joltzdude: so anyways i started farming…..
If I go back in time I would tell my old self how to time travel
I would go back in time and ask Lionel how he is doing 😊
i just want to say the silence was perfectly time made me chuckle
good video
I would go back in time and whisper in my ear "you just lost the game"
I'd tell myself to build a time machine so I can see them next week
Just relax and enjoy right now!
go back in time and give my in-person appreciation to robin williams at one of his shows
I would tell my younger self that he's a nerd. My younger self was a troll on online games and would approve of the hilarity of using my only time travel to troll him.
Herbert catching a grade a teabag
"watch out for the snail"
Joltz, what do you set your FOV at in bl games?
I'd tell myself "talk to that special person"
I’d go back in time and tell myself to pay my taxes. (Uncle Sam wasn’t very happy with me)
If I could go back in time I would either prank myself somehow or possibly tell younger self to enjoy the smaller things in life :)
Going back in time, looking straight into my eyes: "Talk...to...Lilith."
I would probably tell myself to visit Stephen Hawkings time travelers party.
In order to be able to reach levels 70 or 80, should I buy the game on Steam with all the DLCs? Or should I buy Battle Pass and play online to increase my level?
It gets better. She never does. You are closer to the right answer as a teen, except it's not all or nothing. She's best at an arm's length. Exactly the way it'll be in your early 20s. Don't fool yourself into thinking otherwise this time, because it'll always be "when it's good, it's good, but when it's bad, it's the worst."
Also, your uncle. His kids. Family in that part of the world. They know. Kelly is the only one who will say it, as you'd expect her to. Judy will talk about it too. Mostly that it's not the secret you always thought it was. You aren't as alone in the world as you think you are.
Love your dog just a little bit more. You're going to regret how it ends. She loves YOU though. She choose you. Make the decision to move with her sooner. Treasure the walks. You'll regret the one you'll miss.
You find a family. Most places you'll work at aren't worth the time. You will struggle, but it is better than how little you'd value yourself otherwise.
And don't do it. She's one of the best things to happen to you. She's deserves better than that, even though no matter what you do, she'll leave.
I wpuld go back and tell myself you don't have to pretend to be something you're not. I speant soo much of my life sacrificing my own happiness and comfort for the approval of others, and that led to some dark times. Self-acceptance was my first step on my road to self-discovery
My message for my past self would be: "Listen to Thrash Metal now, You dont hate music, you just havent heard whats more in line with you."
I would tell my past self: you should set your house on fire and walk into the fire
imma say it, best thumbnail ever, great work joltz
If I could go back in time I'd tell myself to study harder and commit more to tennis. My grandfather loved watchinf me play tennis so I regret not sticking with it as he passed away afew years ago
I’d tell myself to keep doing what it is I’m doing and learn from any mistakes. Keep your head up and view life as either a blessing or a lesson.
Have anyone noticed how YT keeps pushing more and more ads? Something isn't right.
I would tell myself everytime a gub would drop on your streams and call it everytime
If I could go back in time and talk to myself, I'd want to convince myself to be more outgoing and explore more of the world. I'm a fairly introverted person so making myself somewhat more of an independent person would be a lot cooler
Wise words
I would tell myself to gather skills for work, as I am currently lacking those
If I went back in time I would tell myself to not care about the worries I had at the time, if only I knew as a kid/teenager that everything would eventually be fine. There's always sunshine after a rainstorm! And I would also say DO NOT get in the car at 6pm the 13th of October 2016... Huge crash..
If I could tell myself anything it would be: 'you are amazing, don't listen to them'
I would tell myself not to eat the Home Depot chili
You are the nick eh 30 of borderlands
If I could go back in time, I would tell myself to learn as many instruments as I could. I've always loved music but procrastinated and now as an adult, I don't have much time practice anything.
I’d tell myself to figure out what I want to do for the rest of my life before going to college (maybe even don’t go to college depending on what I want to do), so I don’t take like half the credits for 3 majors, and then just settling for an RBA instead of a more specialized degree.
I would tell myslef that the truth hurts but needs to be said
Totally willing too throw the run for a moloko on zero
If could say one thing to myself it would be " worry about how you want represent yourself not how others expect you too"
I would slap myself in the face and berate myself for changing majors 3 times
Oh dang!
@@Joltzdude139 it's ok, I finally graduate in May
“Hey dummy you’re so much happier as a girl”
I’d go back in time and tell my self to spend more time with my family, you’ll never know how much longer you’ve got with them.
I would say "Enjoy the present, the future will come be itself". My keep waiting for things to get better to do thing but thing never be better, and I waste my time try to fix thing I can't fix
I would go back in time and just yell at myself for a full minute before suddenly disappearing again and scarring my younger self for life. It would be funny.
make sure you have as much fun as you can with these games cause once they go they dont have the same feeling as they used to
If I could go back and tell myself one thing I’d definitely tell myself to enjoy being a kid and don’t take it for granted.
Don't hurt her. What that references shall be left a secret, but it's the only thing I regret.
I'd tell myself to never climb a spiked fence, you won't feel your foot again
I would tell my self lottery numbers and be set up for life
You should do a full playthrough with the Exodus mod on TPS. It was depressing only getting a few episodes. Like to see full build on it start to finish
I played the same stage with level 15, how do you play with level 40? Why?
Hey joltz, would,you ever consider doing a 1.5 or 2 times speed run?
7:46 do the Skibidi skip 😆
GO TO CAREER COUNSELING! the worst mistake I feel like I've made were taking myself too seriously and walking out of high school with no direction. career counseling helped with that.
I would tell myself to learn all the weapon parts when I started playing😂
Its a little sad but I would go back and tell myself you are gonna turn out fine, keep making everyone laugh like you do.
I would say: Never let your father build the new house, that will be the greatest mistake in his intire life.
Be thankful to all the good and the bad that will happen... also enjoy the journey
We’ve had Cure of Gub before, can we get a curse of Parts compilation? A video of every time Joltz just knows weapon parts so well he names a weapon before reading the card.
QOTD - I would tell my younger self to start a CZcams channel as soon as possible. If I had known back then that I would be able to make money from gaming(I know a lot more goes into content creation), I probably would've started a channel. I know I can always start one now, but CZcams is extremely saturated, making it harder for newer channels to gain traction
I could go back in time I would tell myself to do my current job (hospital security) sooner.
i would have a deep conversation with my grandpa, i miss him so much...
Respectfully if I had the ability to tell younger me anything, Id be as ominous as possible, like the ghost of Christmas future.
If I could go back in time and tell myself one thing, covid 2020, capitalize on sanitization products and get rich lol
If i went back in time i would tell myself allays give everyting your best not only sports....
I'd go back in time and tell myself to learn morse code so I can decipher the morse code on the borderlands podcasts easier
Kinda poetic how the mission you looked to check if DLC scales or not was named "Critical Fail".. yep, didnt scale.. Plus I really hope BL4 makes us fight one of the Vault Hunters during the story and have them actually using their skills different from Nisha and Willhelm that were just regular bosses.. Imagine Sal the invincible or something like that?
I wouldn't change a thing. I went through many hardships and if I were to change anything I wouldn't be where I am today. And I am happy where I am in life right now.
I'd tell myself to play Borderlands 2 sooner! It's now my favorite video game of all time, and I jumped on the bandwagon a bit late.