Limmy Improv: Man Goes To War [2022-01-24]

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[@NeverRubARhubarb]

He sounds like he's making this shit up.

[@Conor-B]

That's what I was thinking.

[@Chungskingi]

Naw..

[@jamesgreen4448]

“Nukes are like spitting in a drink”

[@BrandNewByxor]

Enemy UAV onloine

[@shushupyounaughtyminx4832]

A horrifying depiction of wartime violence.

[@tomdomagalski3679]

Nukes? Big NO. It's like spitting in each others' drinks.
Planes and cannons? Too destructive
Guns? No, still too violent
Swords? No
Hands? No
War of words? Yeah. Let's try that

[@prawngravy18]

Sponge bath war.

[@txync]

He knew...

[@uncomfortablecrocs]

Limmy just described The Butlerian Jihad

[@Alaybaba]

Dune conflicts post butlerian jihad

[@uncomfortablecrocs]

@@Alaybaba hopefully the Herbert estate does the right thing and hires Limmy to play Leto II in God Emperor of Dune.

[@uncomfortablecrocs]

I'd go to war for Bobbi

[@kdburner7356]

poor guys stressing himself out

[@MrMyers758]

The funniest part of the story is Limmy trying to pretend he was patient when the webpage initially buffered, only to be angrily shouting at his computer later for taking longer than 3 seconds.

[@Art-qv9de]

Thanks!

[@BennyHarvey]

Very kind of you. Thank you very much!

[@gavdanby-cooper9085]

... and there was a what?!

[@audreymcknight]

And how do they enforce the no-nukes pollicy?
How do they enforce the hand-to-hand policy?
So let's say all the soldiers have met on the field and they start having a go at each other
One guy pulls out a pistol
In order to stop him, all the other guys pull out a pistol
Then once he's dead do they just put their pistols away

[@jeremytitus9519]

Yeah exactly

[@b-m9480]

10/10

[@amp4105]

yus' know what the armies like

[@jamesjackson3606]

Steg

[@DaveTerrasidio]

“whits it aw aboot?”

[@Scott_Raynor]

Had such potential... :(

[@happytrails5671]

absolute phantom shiter of a story

[@theviper1999uk]

youtube offered the 'Translate to English' button for your comment 😂

[@cokedupkrabs2937]

That was shite

[@expe808]

most of this story is limmy having ocd and adhd