[Vinesauce] Vinny - Awful Pizza Review #1
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The fact that this was the first thing I’ve seen “live” in like a year is fucked
we really do live in the future
Now you know how Québécois feel when they see Poutine outside Québec.
Is cheesecake pizza
And cookies on pizza would be good for a single bite
i love how the Brazilian dude just stabs the shit out of the pizza with a drywall mudding knife to cut the slices
It's not a slice. It's a MASSACRE.
we do have a good stabbing history here
The drywall mudding knife isn't that unusual in pizzerias (for slicing the dough, it tends to stick in the tray so it helps divide the portions) but the fact that stabs the pizza with it is bad
So in my head I imagined one of those long square mudding knifes I use at work, so I was like
“Well it’s not a rounded blade at all, but at least it’s pretty long so maybe it’s easy to cut the pizza”
Then I got to the part and he’s using a god damn putty knife. Seriously WTF dude
in the restraunt i work in the mudding knife is used to move stuff across the grill and clean it.
Tags: mindbreak, pizza, comedy_pizza, italian
wouldn't be the strangest doujin I've read.
Brazil, torture, guro, scat, NTR
portuguese, pt_br
Only tags missing are “torture Italian”, “Italian hate crime”, “nihilism”, “misanthropy.
The fact that this is top comment makes me sad. I didn’t need this.
Vinny was OFFENDED this whole video. I've never seen him this upset over anything
We went from "Come to Brazil" to "Brazilians...contact me."
Vinny shows literal pizza gore for 36 minutes and chat just whines about olives.
There are not enough olives!
I wonder what chat was like.
@@espurrthestupididiot2405 you can still watch the video with chat in it. Just check the pinned comment by Johnny
To be fair, olives are fucking disgusting.
It is absolutely worth talking about how every single pizza seems to have a green olive on each slice
Brazilian here. 10:51 Yes Vinny. They are, they are quail eggs. Why? Just... because they can... The creamy white stuff is called 'Catupiry', is a type of "cream cheese", but more processed and soft. I don't know, it's tasty but people just go crazy with it. Sometimes, as seen here, it's too much. All of those crazy Brazilian pizzas are from a specific pizzeria called "BatePapo" (ChitChat Pizzeria, in a loose translation) that wanted to drawn more clients and just started to create hell on earth. If we can call it comedy pizza, well, it better tell good jokes, because now I'm depressed.
I read 'Catupiry' in the Capussi voice.
You should tell the owner to make a new menu called "Comedy Pizza" and have it be a bunch of random shit on pizzas, that'll drive in more customers.
The one from 5 something to 7 something is also a brazilian one with catupiry (the white thing that Vinny didn't know what it was) for those non-brazilian folks out there
influencer pizza?
@@rawhide_kobayashi Nah m8, normal joe pizza
I love showing that Brazilian pizza video to people because I feel like there's always more to notice. The torn dough, the complete lack of effort to spread the sauce around, the three olive garnish carelessly thrown on at the end, the fact that it's literally trash-fired pizza, the guy chopping it into slices with a putty knife, the toppings/ingredients that are unidentifiable to outsiders. It's amazing from start to finish.
Trash-fired?!
@@OctavKitty The pizza oven looks like it has pieces of cardboard boxes and what might as well be random hurricane debris shoveled into it as fuel.
@@OctavKitty The fire was being fed with things like cardboard, treated wood scraps, rubber, etc. Absolute cancer pizza, literally inedible.
@mr.kittysavestheworld695 treated wood scraps yummy
The Korean pizza bit had me in tears. 30:16 sounds like something out of Ren and Stimpy
I'd more say that one episode of SpongeBob SquarePants myself. You know the one...
Ah yes i'll pick out a single episode from a long running show
@@duroorud527 The Ugly that was misattributed for stinky breath due to rotten ice cream or whatever it was that he ate.
@@crazyluigi6664 ah i remember now
@@duroorud527 Bingo! ;)
he sounds so stressed most of this VOD its hilarious
His Italian blood screams
Pxa
@@chubomikz7104 along with his ancestors
His reaction at 11:57 and 12:13, that was when I knew his pain was real.
woah! what’re ya doin here
This looks like an alternate dimension in where Brazilians were the first to invent pizza instead of Italians.
Weren't Greeks or Egyptians the ones to invent pizza?
@@schmingbeefin4473 It's hard to say. Because of a number of confounding facts, the actual origin isn't clear. Persians made cheese and date flatbread similar to modern pizza, the Greeks has plakous which is very similar but lacked tomato due to not being discovered by Europeans at the time, and some even credit pizzarelle, a kosher Passover treat that Italians may have adapted using paschal. It might even have been a result of Romans adding olive oil and cheese to matzah.
I dont know if I feel ofended or agree with that
@@schmingbeefin4473 ayyyy nice pfp
All these weird pizzas are just drug cartel money laundering schemes, I bet.
That third olive that fell within the gap of slices is poetic
*Vinny at the start* "Okay, gather around young vines we're going to talk about pizza."
*Vinny by the end* "Why are we still here... just to Crust stuffer?"
I used to think my pizza was a tragedy pizza... But now I realize it was a comedy pizza
Tragedy is comedy from far enough away.
Comedy=tragedy+time
is that a meme house reference
is that an american psycho or taxi driver or joker or the batman reference?
@@kyrridas1573 portal?
To me, Vinny saying, "Brazilians, get in touch...why?" is the funniest thing I've ever heard him say🤣🤣🤣
ik right, it’s hilarious that he cares so much
😂😂😂😂😂
And the Brazilians actually got mad about their chicken cream monstrosity.
He should go to Brasil to find out.
23:20 My girlfriend has been (and still is) an assistant manager at a Pizza Hut for over six years now, and she HATES making the specialty pizzas they come up with. Not only do they look bad, they take a ton of time to make and are tedious.
I've worked at pizza hut for 5 years as well in the past and I agree. making the dough and prepping the pizzas for all the specialties is always annoying.
His visceral reaction when the Korean pizza guy tipped the canned corn on it was… *chef’s kiss* delicious
The Brazilian pizza video was horrifying to watch but at least that guy had the decency to just put handfuls of kernels on the pizza. The Korean pizza dude just put the whole fucking can on it, juice and all 😭
Some of these pizzas looks ai-generated. Or at least cooked while following ai-generated recepie.
They were "A high"-generated
They were eyyyy-generated
This Pizza Doesn't Exist
Glad I'm not the only person who thought these felt like Artbreeder images
It looks like those images where you cant identify any objects in the picture.
12:17 You can really hear Vinny's subdued rage when he says "we're putting jars on pizza now."
Then it’s released freely at 14:47
Is quite jarring, isn't it?
Okay I'll stop.
@@theATSthetic actually, it’s the much rarer “hoorse”
Vinny almost legit dying at the Korean pizza almost killed me
You can hear Vinny’s soul leaving his body after he says “peepzza”
To all my fellow Brazillians in these comments, just know that everyone appreciates your extensive damage control. Last thing we need is people thinking all our pizzas are H.P Lovecraft eldritch horrors
Hope they dont find out about the dogão de osasco
Our pizza make both Lovecraft and Cronenberg very proud!
True.
@@oKDarkStarKo or the podrão
@@oKDarkStarKo what in the name of hell is that supposed to be, I just see fuck loads of cream and ketchup 😐
I've heard addng corn and hot dogs to something is other countries to make it "American" style. Other countries think we eat hot dogs way more then we typically do
As a German, things that are American style for us are hot dogs, burgers, and ranch dressing.
@@gnupfo yeah or drench that shit in bbq sauce
artificial smoke aroma - the taste of america
@@Solanuma To be fair, Sweet Baby Ray's kicks ass.
funny story, I did a student exchange program and went to Japan for a while. on my first night, my host family served me a hot dog and coke. I was disappointed, because I entered the program to enjoy the culture of Japan, but also I didn't have the heart to refuse the meal, since they had took the time to go out and buy these and specially prepare it for me, because they thought that would make me feel more comfortable. I don't like hotdogs and I don't drink soda, but I completed them to prevent any awkwardness with my host family.
I went on a cruise ship that was run by Eastern Europeans through an Italian company and was trying to attract Americans. MSC cruises. Right when they started trying to get Americans to book, they started trying to make American style food. They had a pizza with big chunks of hot dog on it and called it a sausage pizza.
"OH, canned vegetab- BLAUFHDHD" THAT MADE MY. DAMN. DAY.
I was not ready
Re: that Korean pizza. After the Korean war there was food scarcity, and a lot of dishes were created using surplus food from army bases like hotdogs and canned corn etc, and some of those dishes became a permanent part of the food culture. That being said, I’m not Korean and I have no fucking clue how much of that pizza bit was a joke. I hope it was.
Apparently mayo and corn pizza is common
@@radicalonion4979those two are also common in Japanese pizzas.
👍🏻👌🏻✊🏻
he just sounds traumatised at the end after 30 minutes of 'pizza' torture
me: it can't be that bad-
vinny: *shows the most nightmarish pizzas in existence*
me: oh
OHNO
Do we really need everyone's dumb joke/meme?
It's poor self confidence and self/social acceptance isn't it....
Sad.
"Pizza" is being used VERY loosely-
@@dannygreen5477 no comments allowed in the comment section? :o
@@dannygreen5477 pizza police here, hide your brazilian pizza pies.
this whole vinny and joel pizza italian showdown is really funny especially because vinny has no idea that joel likes bananas on pizza. joel said it back in one of his real old earthbound streams and im not sure if he was being ironic but usually you can tell when he is. i think he need an intervention
Banana don't sound too bad actually
Banana curry chicken pizza is real common here in Joelland. You can go to a town with like 10 inhabitants and there will still be a pizzeria selling banana curry chicken pizza somehow. I've never tried it, but I have tried just curry chicken pizza and I didn't think the curry and cheese mixed well at all.
So pineapple pizza is bad…but not bananas? Maybe im biased because i fucking hate bananas but thats wretched
@@chilobites2400 i find strawberries shameful
Vinny to multiple countries: " *turn your location on I just wanna talk* "
I didn't know "Pizza Music" was a catagory
Italy's background music!
It plays whenever you go to Italy
Looking up 'pizza music' now results in Pizza Tower music.
Binyot cannot mentally handle the creation of Brazilian pizza
Its too beautiful for his own good
because it sucks
sorry that was mean
@@tsu08761e No it just sucks. No doubt that it may be tasty but it sure isn’t pizza
@@theakiwar9118 brazillian pizza it's really good,it just doesn't look like a traditional pizza.
That pizza with all those "unknown ingredients" that he showes is called a "frango com catupiry" pizza (shredded chicken with a type of cheese),and it's really tasty
17:30 Full 4 second pause. "Why are we doing this?" As haggard and exhausted sounding as possible. That absolutely slayed me.
18:54 You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension…
Vinny:wut
This is the most I've laughed at anything in a long time, hearing Vinny get steadily more indignant and seeing the increasingly stupider Pizza just killed me.
And the ending tho
Genuinely was crying by the end with the korean pizza. This was so great
"You can call it a pizza. I'd call it a travesty"
This reminds me of when I went to a local hipster pizzeria. There was no option to have a regular pineapple pizza, but you could get one with weed and CBD oil on it and the menu seemed to imply it's the best thing ever. The staff all looked like they spent 15 years in jail. The menu also had the option to order extra sauce, priced at 300PLN (roughly $75) - which I assume was a misprint, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was the actual asking price.
To be fair after a little bit it probably would be the best pizza because youd be too high to realize it sucked
I’d try this pizza, I don’t give a shit
Ah yes a pizza where I get to eat the actual marijuana flower? What a treat 🤣
@@Lunar_Capital gonna have to be high before I even think about eating that pizza
Joel's Weedza
"You cannot eat the tire"
I'm glad that Venus Soz told me this otherwise I might have tried
You might have, tired it?
Eating it would be tiresome after all
Wheel it taste good?
12:58 Vinny managed to phase out that the cake looked a lot like the one from Portal.
I'm surprised he didn't get the reference
There was NO hesitation for adding the veg on the authentic Korean pizza.
Fucker made me cry from laughing.
That was a joke video but mayo+corn pizza is very, very real in asia
👌 ✊
@@Plasmafox We have chicken and sweetcorn pizza here in the UK
'No pizza, left beef' is the best pizza
classic
5:00 as a person that spent 3 years tossing and cooking pizza, this guy is just awful LOL.
Vinny explains pizza:
"You cannot eat the tire."
Brazilians in the comments explaining things are my heroes
Trying so hard to excuse their incredibly "wide" and "open minded" taste buds.
This town is full of monsters. How can you sit here and eat pizza?
The pizzas in the video ARE the monsters, I'm not eating them.
Alone in the Town is one of the best songs from the Silent Hill franchise, if not gaming music on the whole.
@@GuybrushMonkey theme of Laura or room of Angel are better imo.
_Pizza?_ ... It looks like *_Pizza_* to you?
There was a pizza here, it's gone now
It warms my heart to see all the brazilians informing Vinny on what our pizza is actually like; but I can't help but wonder where are the koreans to contextualize what korean pizza is actually like.
29:32 vinnys inner Italian came out for a second here
_Whaddya meen authentic_
That Korean pizza brought back some memories.
When I was stationed in South Korea, I went out with some squadmates and we got a pizza at one of the local restaurants. The sauce tasted like ketchup. It had kernels of corn on it. I think there may have been mayo drizzled on it, but it's been so long that my memory's fuzzy.
The Korean pizza in this video was like a caricature of that, with elements of truth but highly exaggerated.
Also, just gonna put this out there, but fruit on pizza can work if done right. I once had a pizza with mango and prawns, and it was fucking delicious.
Yeah I was hoping Vinny would look at some pics of actual Korean pizza. The one in this video is an exaggerated joke, but SK pizza is so weird.
Sounds about like some Japanese pizza.
Yeah, I don't get why people use the old outdated anti hawaiian pizza hate. It's a boomer tier joke at this point when abominations like these exist. People that complain about it should be forced to try Korean pizza. Fruit on pizza is definitely good if done right. People eat those same combinations in different formats like shish kebab etc. And tomatoes are fruits so when they say it's because it's fruit you should make their next pizza without pizza sauce.
@Code Turtle if they were thrown in a gulag and could only eat Hawaiian pizza or Korean pizza for the rest of their life or starve I'm pretty sure they would get used to Hawaiian pretty quick.
Mango and prawn sounds interesting.
10:49 the only pizza BY bodyguards, FOR bodyguards! It's got crow's eggs, so you know it's good!
CAW!
fight-pizza!
Based reference
Hey, greetings from Brazil. The few ones you showed are considered abominations by most of us, even here. And most of the image ones are from bate-papo, a restaurant that makes it a point to deliver whatever people bring as a topping if they request it so. The kind of pizza that is shown in the video that you mentioned is famous is somewhat more common than what bate-papo offers but still falls into the very-low-quality side, so while I'm saying that those are not the 'average brazilian pizzas', there definitely are others similar to the tragedy depicted in the video that can be found here and there.
In regards to the cream/white-sauce that is widely used on the images and in the video. You can think of it as a sort of cream-cheese, like philadelphia, maybe that would be the closest to it while not quite being 'it'.
It's a product known as 'Catupiry' here because that was the name of best brand of said cream in the markets, and it was very popular for a long time. 'Catupiry' is good and *can* fit well with some toppings on pizza to give it a nice flair/flavor if you use just a little bit, like some selected spots or thin lines here and there.
Sadly, it gets overused(as in too much of it in the topping) in a lot of places. Not only that, a lot of restaurants use cheap knock-offs of the product and advertise it as 'catupiry'. This is pretty common, and you can see/taste the low-quality cream-cheese being used in pretty much most places, said quality being low enough to not even qualify as the same kind of product.
As for the green olives, a lot of friends and family like these or don't mind them at all, people just grew used to these around here, I guess... Be it in pizza or some other meals. I personally dislike them and can't eat olives no matter what, I've tried a few times with different meals and even the olives by themselves, it's just not for me, so I can't really say I understand why so many places like to use them.
Edit: it seems some other people already typed this, I hadn't scrolled enough before commenting to read anything else. I should have guessed since the video has been up for a few hours, but I'm gonna leave it here for anyone who doesn't mind a long read or wants to ask further questions on the subject of cursed pizza or cursed meals in general that we have here.
I'd be very interested in trying a Brazilian pizza that's considered by Brazilians to be good. Maybe that's another reason for me to take a trip over there.
@@TheAbsol7448 I am Brazilian and the Brazilian people believe that everything made in Brazil or by Brazilians is the best in the world. Brazilians really believe that we make the best pizza in the world. Average Brazilian pizza is trash
@@andersoncapa Oh, I'm sure. I think it could work if actual care is put into the ingredients, and if they only put in Italian ingredients if the flavors mix well. A Brazilian pizza could probably taste nothing like a pizza and still be great, so long as the ingredients work with pizza dough.
"Even here" so things are still that bad huh? Also have you ever tried black olives? It's a completely different flavor than green. Green olives are pretty nasty, black olives are delicious.
"Comedy Pizza"
If the pizza was ON THE TIRE, that would be the standard serving method in a hipster gastro-lounge
That Korean pizza was straight up struggle food
Struggle food shouldn't make each separate edible ingredient inedible as a whole.
A lot of this was gross/weird but it was so funny to see Vinny so emotional when in the beginning he was playing it cool.
As a fellow Italian, the salsa in my veins is boiling
I love how the frantic Italian music sounds like terrified screaming.
That Pizza Hutt add is actually better than like, 80% of the other stuff here.
Like I could actually see myself eating that if it were at a party or something.
Not sure if that's sad or just a sign of how horrible the bottom of the barrel really is.
i don't understand how you eat that thing though
My stance on Pizza Hut has always been that it’s a reliably acceptable pizza. I’ve had a lot better, but no matter where I end up in the US there’s a PH relatively close I can get the same standby PH.
@@sydney_pepper you tear the pigs in blankets on your slice off and eat them first
May as well put the those poor pigs on the pizza as a topping
I guess they tried to make eating the crust a more enjoyable experience, especially for those who are used to not eating it altogether.
As for me, if someone would offer some of it to me, I'd probably eat it, 'cause I think it just takes extra effort to put the "crust dogs" in there
As a Brazilian I can confirm that I have eaten a cessar salad pizza once, an other strange pizzas
well i'm a brazillan too and all pizzas here are great ahahah.
I am not a Brazilian but I've tried it, too!
Caesar Salad Pizza exists in the USA and its usually just oiled pizza crust thats baked with cold caesar salad dumped on top after baking. Its not bad.
nutella pizza moment
@@aliceyagami8260 are you sure
18:59 That looks almost exactly like the hair I've pulled out of my mother's shower drain after it had been marinating in built up soap slop for five years
that wasnt soap...
That literally looks like shit!
I like how Vinny starts out by saying he'll post some examples of actual good pizza places at the end of the video, then his brain gets so broken he completely forgets.
But seriously, I grew up near Pepe's pizzeria in CT and I'm just as mortified and depressed by these travesties as he is.
There were some weird, terrible and funny ones on here but the "roadkill pizza" and the "centipizza" (that one looks less intentional and more some unsanitary place just caught a centipede in the bottom dough and cooked it because "fuck it" and "fuuuck youuu") caused me to go dorceless, and even caused my gag reflex to turn dorceless too.
I assume you’re referring to blue_channel emotion dorcelessness when you say that
Everything here made me... loric
A few of these even made me kyne
trantiveness
I've been humber pretty much the whole video. Absolutely numb.
i want to rip my eyes out and put them on a pizza.
also, whoever it was in chat who called the candy corn pizza at 27:50 "HOMESTUCK PIZZA", youre my hero
Homestuck 😡
Needs more sharpie water.
I had read Homestuck before watching Rev go through it, but after doing so I’m glad my eyes were opened to so many other things that happened irl
The fact that I had that same thought tho 😭 fuck homestuck fr
Needs more desperate relatable connect and a cult brochure.
Q&A from local huehueland inhabitant:
"Mystery cream" - Thats a cream cheese from a local brand called "Catupiry". Has a soft texture and isnt too salty, so its used a lot for cooking.
10:46 "Are these quail eggs" - Yes, these are quail eggs.
"Why the olives?" - I honestly have no idea. We put olives on pizza since forever.
"Why the eggs?" - Lots of pizza use boiled eggs around here. Its good.
"Why the dessert pizza" - We love dessert pizza around here. People always think you NEED tomato sauce and cheese to make a pizza, we say "No" and put chocolate for sauce, bananas, strawberries and MMs for toppings.
11:47 "What is this thing?" - Thats a Jackfruit. I personally dont like it, but it has a strong, sweet taste and meaty texture, I heard its used as meat replacement on vegan recipes. Its an invasive species in some parts of Brazil.
12:42 "Is that a muffin?" - Thats a chocolate coated panettone.
12:52 "I dont know that is that thing in the middle" - Trakinas, a local brand of cookie sandwiches. Chocolate with strawberry cream.
14:04 "Are they in a pumpkin? HUERGH" - Its based on a popular dish called "Camarão na Moranga", which is a creamy shrimp stew served inside a pumpkin.
15:30 "The fuck is that" - Its a milk box from a local brand (Parmalat) and a container of chocolate milk mix (Toddy).
i thought parmalat and toddy were venezuelan??
@@lifesoldier Parmalat started in Parma on Italy, but exists all around the world. Toddy was from the US, but now is mostly sold in Brazil, Argentina and Venezuela.
"Why the olives?" actually means "Why are there so little olives?"
Dear lord, the Jacks are invading the Pizzas
You dont need tomato based sauces for pizza at all its actually common in america to have oil based or more, but desert pizza does not sound very appetizing but thats because I want my pizza savory mmm
"Whaddya do, pick the food off? Just put it on a plate!" Little does he know pizza was invented to be an edible plate.
As a brazillian, i must say this for the good of the image of Brazil and brazillian people, most of us don't know what the fuck are these either
Also that creamyness you're curious about is Catupiry, a type of Requeijão which is a type of ricotta-like creamy cheese, it's tastes pretty good
And i swear we have normal pizza here, some of it, you can taste it ITS GOOD pls believe me
i second this, we have normal pizza flavors
please trust us, gringos lol
Listen, I am born in America and trying to learn Brazilian Português to one day visit.
Y'all need to fix this shit. now!!! XD LOL
Came to brazil, ate shit pizza, left
As revolting as a lot fo these pizzas look ironically it made me want to try Brazilian pizza more to see the GOOD pizzas lmao
portuguesa>all other flavors
The vinsound at 14:04 got me rolling lmao
30:15
The pizza al 27:22 is something you could find in Italy, the option to add fries on pizzas is common enough, and the right side is just a ham and mushroom pizza ("prosciutto e funghi") which is quite popular, adding hard boiled eggs isn't unheard of either. However combining the two is a bit strange, so I bet it was ordered by an eccentric customer and it isn't something that's normally on the menu.
14:18 Hank Hill pizza dream
There's no way you see that white tile wall and don't think about Brazil
12:51 Those are cookies, Vinny. They literally put cookies on the middle of the pizza.
When you order a pizza and click "Accept Cookies" by mistake
My god, I thought those were, like, really big fush eggs. Just some gross fleshy orbs.
7:05 "Carve up that Slop" is highly underrated.
11:08 I'm not brazilian but i'm from Paraguay, as people already pointed out in the comments, the creamy stuff is called catupiry and is originated in Brazil. In Paraguay we have that stuff too, there's a copule of local pizza places here that has catupiry pizza in their menu. It's delicious tho, at least for me, although idk what that guy was thinking that's way too much catupiry (of course, ignoring the fucking bananas in the middle of the pizza).
And here's the funny thing, doing a little bit of research, apparently the catupiry was created by an Italian immigrant, so there's the italian authenticity.
Poor Italian, I can picture him thinking "this is a dairy product right? It has to be enough" and just cry when he had literally no other option and realized tomatoes are somehow rare in Brazil.
I absolutely needed this hearty dose of laughter today. Vinny getting triggered over cursed pizzas lifted my spirits.
I hope he rewarded himself with a non-cursed pizza to emotionally recover from this.
Damn, now I want a pizza reward myself.
He didn't even see the Japanese pizza menace
@@gnupfo go ahead & have a bit a little pizza, as a treat
Hello vinevinesauce, Im brazillian im here to explain you the things.
First of all, those are all fucking jokes, they were probably made by some godknows pizzaria as an ephemeral attempt at fame by disgracing a common pizza, as far as i know at least ( I do humor them tho).
The cream can possibly be catupiry cheese, its very common in brazil to use catupiry as a partner to chicken.
At 11:55, thats a jackfruit, also known as "Jaca"
At 12:17 those are little chocolate doodads know as bomboms, theyre made out of some nut stuff dipped in chocolate, very common in my land.
At 12:42, thats a panettone, very common in christmas, i dont know what its made out of i dont like them.
At 12:50, those are Trakinas, a common "cookie", as your people would call it, one could compare it to Oreos, its sold basically everywhere and few are the ones who dislike them, we call those who dislike them Birinildos.
At 13:56, thats twice the average wage in money, very funny.
At 14:39 thats a very common household item in brazil, its called a Silviosantson, its mostly used to ward-off evil spirits.
At 19:04, holy shit.
Fun fact! We dont use Pepperoni here, its very rare, mostly you'd see it in fast food stuff, but the "pepperoni pizza" in brazil is actually the Calabresa Pizza, it banks less on the hotness from the spices for a more smoked flavor, very good with cheddar.
(Do take all of this with a grain of salt, as im from the south, the 5 main brazillian areas tend to hate each other.)
Panettone is an Italian sweet bread, so Vinny is a fake Italian confirmed.
i would genuinely like to try jackfruit pizza. i love jackfruit and it seems like it would go on pizza pretty well
the panetonne looks like it's one of the chocolate ones, those fancy creamy ones in specific
what _Demon_ shoved it into a pizza, however, is something i prefer unanswered
I feel like brazil is not to blame for the pizza at 19:04 , it was probably made in Chile, I would recognize that type of meat anywhere, if I had to guess, it's premade pizza dough with mayo, a barely noticable tomato and a lot of really greasy churrasco meat.
Also the "Valparaiso in 3 hours" tripadvisor pamphlet kinda gives it away that it's Chile, though I woudn't be surprised if it was some other country that just has a bunch of tripadvisor pamphlets on their restaurant for some reason.
Me rachei no "silviosantson" heueheueh q porra é essa que eu nunca vi.
16:07 I’d love a slice of cross-contamination pizza!
I need a First We Feast style vlog series where Vin goes around NYC trying various cursed pizzas
Things pizzas have:
- At least 2 of these: Bread, Cheese, Sauce
- All Elements have to be edible
- You HAVE to be able to pick up a slice using your hands without removing elements
- It cannot exceed a height of 5 Feet tall
Those are the 4 things I say a pizza needs to qualify as a pizza.
Deluxe pizzas share those elements but:
- Are Made by Italians
- Are officially approved by the TPS
The stuff on top can't just slide off too like that big pizza gordan ramsey picked up
My favourite pizza is a cheese sandwich with ketchup.
@@ButtonMasherReal sounds like a weird sandwich "pizza" i had while in boy scouts
So what you’re saying is that “grilled cheese sandwiches” are pizzas? Got it.
@@anthonydixon4429 if the grilled cheese is missing a slice of bread, yes
brazilian here, I'll try to answer some of your questions:
- the comedy pizza: they are literally made for the memes. the first pizza (the corn-filled one) is actually a regular pizza (and believe it, it looks weird but tastes awesome), but the ones with weird shit in the middle and a thousand mixed flavours are literally made for the memes. the restaurant shown in the beginning of the compilation video is called "pizzaria batepapo" and they made these atrocities to get some internet fame
- the "creamy-ness": it's literal cheese. well, a kind of cheese called "catupiry". it's pretty famous and tastes decently. probably a bit too fast-food-y. if you go to a fancy pizza place, they'll serve real expensive cheese, but catupiry is alright for cheap regular brazilian pizza. note: catupiry is actually the name of a brand and cheap regular restaurants actually use a knockoff.
- why only a few olives?: it's just for decoration. for some godforsaken reason most brazilian pizzas are decorated with a few olives, even the expensive "totally italian" ones
I heard that catupiry, the authentic one, is made by 1 company, that's why it is expensive.
@@Twafflejc to be honest, I think I either had the fake catupiry pizza or the real italian(?) style cheese pizza. but thanks, I'll add that note
I remember when the Porco Pizza was an meme thing, back at 2013-14, it was around almost on every place in the Internet and F2A TV channels.
I second this comment and I would like to add that most pizza places also charge you extra to fill the borders of your pizza with even more catupiry or cheddar, which baffles me because you're paying more for your pizza to have less pizza.
You guys normally cook pizza with a fire fueld by carboard, treated wood, and dead possibly moldy leaves?
15:54 even he looks uncomfortable with his own creation
He'a holding a laugh back, or the way he's holding the pizza is uncomfortable
30:23
this is the most distress I've ever heard a human being in
Don't tip the delivery boy.
Yeah don't do that, it's rude to make people fall.
Its not like he made the pizza
Here's to another lousy millennium!
@@larrylaffer3246 Hello? Pizza delivery for, uh ... I.C. Wiener? Aw, crud.
When I saw the title last night I thought it was going to be a serious pizza review.
I was falling asleep but after a few minutes in, I woke the *F* Up because I was bursting out in laughter.
I hope Vinny does more of these, I'd love to send him some non-joke pizzas that are totally real.
31:00 *Man made this!*
This phrase is not a corruption of "I made this by hand!"
It is a corruption of "Do you think God stays in Heaven because he, too, is afraid of what he has created?"
"Italian-Newyorker Gordon Ramsay rates your pizzas for 36 minutes and 7 seconds."
I WAS HOPING VINNY WOULD POST THE PIZZA THAT HAD A LIVE CHICKEN STANDING ON IT YES
Vinny's commentary over Mestre da pizza is exactly what I needed today.
17:40 THIS PIZZA HAS ITS OWN SOLAR SYSTEM
The reaction to the corn on Korean pizza is straight up genuine retching
12:45 Those in the middle are chocolate cookies with strawberry filling (the same ones in the background); note the brocolli in the middle too! Also, the lack of olives is pretty common in brazilian pizzas, and its as bad as Vinny makes it up
After seeing these, I feel a lot less bad about the common pizza here in Denmark which is just unspiced ground beef, chemical shredded cheese and cocktail sausages.
I'm sorry man but that just sounds vile
Men men men men... det smager jo godt for helvede. Også selvom den er firkantet og ligner en lasagne.
@@copyrightstrike4666 No buts, my Danish cousin - square lasagna -thingie is not a pizza.
That sounds like depression on bread.
Not the worst thing but it sounds like a sad, struggle food imitation of pizza.
Brazilian here, at 11:41, I think that's a Jaca. It's a fruit that grows on trees and can weight up to 15kg. Sometimes people die from getting hit in the head by a Jaca. The orange substance is cheddar cheese.
12:43 that's a chocolate pannetone.
12:47 those are cheap chocolate and strawberry cookies, Trakinas.
15:30 milk + chocolate powder, a common mix that children drink here
I'm actually dissapointed that the Brazilian pizza compilation didn't include the rice + beans + farofa + fried potatoes pizza.
Also, aside from the comedy pizzas that Bate-papo makes, here in Brazil we have sweet pizzas, such as condensed milk pizza, banana and cinnamon pizza, chocolate and strawberry pizza and others.
Italian here. This 36 minute showcase makes my spine shiver. Mamma mia, i can hear my mother sensing disgust from a mile away.
They just give pizza making
license to anybody these days huh
I guess so lmao
is very funny to see vinny very angry
with the guy making pizza in Brazil (the name of this pizza is frango-catupiri)
i would like to know what his reaction would be to find out that this type of pizza is the most popular in brazil and that pizzas in brazil would be considered war crimes.
there is the potato and fries pizza no joke
Shredded chicken and creamy cheese, it's delicious. This one doesn't look very appetizing, you wouldn't be able to taste the crust or that gross looking sauce.
@@BlackLynx4607a Of course it doesn't look appetizing.
he just made the pizza very wrong and killed the pizza in the end.
in a quick search you realize that this pizza shouldn't have that shape.
now about that other guy who makes huge pizzas.
That is bizarre even by Brazilian standards
The thing I don't get is why even call it pizza? Lie if it's not traditional pizza and that pizza would be considered gross to Brazilians why do they have to call what they make pizza? If you change every single thing about a food from it's original form you might as well give it its own name.
@@strayiggytv that's pizza.
are made like pizza
are cooked like pizza.
and they are sold in restaurants, Dominos in Brazil makes this local recipe too,
brazilians we just mix the flavors or types because several people in a family have a favorite flavor so this is to separate.
I recommend you search for pizzas in brazil using portuguese so you will see that pizzas in brazil really look like pizzas and don't joke pizzas.
@@strayiggytv it still has many of the fundamental components of pizza. americans, europeans and asians do the same thing to so many dishes but no one seems to bat an eye. carbonara is a prime example
12:55 I like how vinny totally glosses over the fact that the cake from portal is in the middle of the pizza.
The pizza hut hot dog crust pizza abomination is absolutely the best random promo pizza they've ever done and I'm willing to fight anyone that says otherwise. The little Ceasars pretzel pizza slaps, too.
36 minuti di puro dolore. Anche se sono in una regione diversa, posso sentire da qui tutte le nonne della campania rantolare
I don’t know a single goddamn word of Italian, but I can instantly sense the despair and fury radiating from this comment.
@@TheLastHylianTitan hell hath no fury as an Italian whose culture has been disgraced
A culpa não é nossa as véia infarta sozinha 🤙
@@TheLastHylianTitan He can hear the grandmothers from another region having a fit of rage.
I'm Brazilian and I must say that as an enjoyer that have experiment a huge assortment of diverse pizzas in a different establishments through my country, I have to say that I never ever seen such atrocities reach my eyeballs and neither have I heard anyone talk about those, at least in a positive way, so don't take these as standards for what the quality may be here. Some may definitely go over the top on toppings and just make what I call an erupted calzone like one of first examples in there but I'm lucky that I haven't ran in too many of those and as a quick note, the "mysterious cream" is called catupiry as other fellow commenter members have mentioned.
22:21 cruelty squad pizza
I promise we actually cook our pizza in Ohio Valley, the only way I can tell it's Ohio pizza is that it's square so I don't know what happened to the poor thing
I unfortunately have to say that It's a thing at least in some spots of Pittsburgh. Locally, it's also seen as awful by most.
Mmm, cold pepperoni
DiCarlos is infamous for this shit and it’s disgusting. If anyone is curious, they cook the sauce and crust, and then top with cheese and pepperoni when it comes out, then box it up. The heat steams the cheese and pepperoni and turns it into a sweaty gross mess
If vinny doesn't do more of this I'm gonna cry, this is the hardest I've laughed in months.
Holy shit this is the funniest Vinesauce vid I've seen in a long time.
Vinny may think he's more Italian than Joel, but Joel was right about Mike.
Actually, Vinny didn't recognize panettone, so Joel is probably more Italian.
Well he is closer to Italy than Vinny.
What's this about mike?
He didn't recognize the prosciutto either
@@diegomedina9637
I mean, Congo and Kyrgyzstan are also closer to Italy, even the westernmost part of Mongolia.