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    SHATTER THEIR SKY!
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    Dawn of War Official Soundtrack
    Songs used in Order of Appearance
    Bonnie Grace - Galactic Battles
    Jon Bjork - Turret Control
    Jon Bjork - Hostile Encounter
    Dawn Of War OST - Imperial Guard Theme
    Edgar Hopp - And the Sky Shall Unfold
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  • @mehmetkrglboga8775
    @mehmetkrglboga8775 Před 3 lety +6651

    Clicked faster than imperial guard losing men

  • @Sam-ep2yo
    @Sam-ep2yo Před 3 lety +2574

    The virgin First Order: I want every gun we have to fire on that man!
    The chad Astra Militarum: *I want every man we have to charge at that gun*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +255

      FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!

    • @NCRVeteranRanger
      @NCRVeteranRanger Před 3 lety +74

      If the Imperium of Man had to go up against the Galactic Empire, Palpatine wouldn't stand a freaking chance.

    • @raid_shadow7525
      @raid_shadow7525 Před 3 lety +35

      @@NCRVeteranRanger I know right, all the Space Marine chapters would obliterate all the Empires fleets, bases, and Palpatine himself

    • @heisen3237
      @heisen3237 Před 3 lety +40

      @@raid_shadow7525 only EU version of star wars will give a good fight for imperium but still lose due they outnumber them.

    • @fernandoramirez1605
      @fernandoramirez1605 Před 2 lety +36

      @@heisen3237 the greatest resource the Imperium has to offer... Human population

  • @Buzzy_Bland
    @Buzzy_Bland Před 3 lety +2343

    Tau: The best way to kill an enemy is with a precise, calculated shot to their vital point.
    Guard: The best way to kill an enemy is to completely encase them in a square mile of laser fire and artillery shells.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +219

      I know who’s tactics I like more!!!

    • @popepepe6042
      @popepepe6042 Před 3 lety +95

      Think about it your enemy is some super human filled with a chaos God’s super juice and the armor of a small tank you can’t just use one shot cause they’ll dodge so what do you make it so there’s so many bullets flying that they can’t dodge
      TLDR tau are gay I hate their gay strategy

    • @thatstockimageguy1067
      @thatstockimageguy1067 Před 3 lety +22

      @@popepepe6042 the a Tau are subs

    • @MrRobot-0
      @MrRobot-0 Před 3 lety +2

      Frederich rotbart aproves.

    • @TheSeperatistConfederacy
      @TheSeperatistConfederacy Před 3 lety +51

      Death Korps of Krieg: *s h o v é l*

  • @Arkticus
    @Arkticus Před 3 lety +2735

    "The imperial guard is not strong and near invincible like the space marines, they are not fast and graceful like the Eldar, they are not an unending, ever-adapting horde like the Tyranids. No, they are strong in a different way. The imperial guard is strong in that they would fight to the last man, as they stood alone that last soldier would fight, as they stood, bayonet broken, ammunition depleted, surrounded, the planet cracking under their feet, that soldier would still fight with the ferocity of the entire imperium."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +425

      THEY DIE STANDING! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

    • @seemslegit6203
      @seemslegit6203 Před 3 lety +18

      Lol still get clapped

    • @malachi9821
      @malachi9821 Před 3 lety +300

      @@seemslegit6203 the planet got clapped before the Imperial Guard dead

    • @galenbennet9531
      @galenbennet9531 Před 3 lety +146

      +BIG GUNS
      +BIG TANKS
      +HOLY MACHINE SPIRIT
      + A R T I L L E R Y

    • @Indoor_Carrot
      @Indoor_Carrot Před 3 lety +80

      Never underestimate a guardsman in a last stand

  • @everydayuntilyoulikeit1501
    @everydayuntilyoulikeit1501 Před 3 lety +913

    "They call me Hero of Helsreach, as if there is only one." - Reclusiarch Grimaldus, shortly after defending Hive City Helsreach with 5 Astartes, a few hundred Sisters, and a fuck off amount of Guard.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +112

      FOR THE EMPEROR!

    • @jacklang3314
      @jacklang3314 Před 3 lety +94

      It was about 100 Astartes, you just mostly see the ones with Grimaldus as he is the main POV.

    • @josefdebnar6500
      @josefdebnar6500 Před 3 lety +45

      @@jacklang3314 Exactly, Books states 100 astartes, while Boylan in his film showes only Grimaldus squad.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před 3 lety +31

      @@josefdebnar6500 Yeah for an entire hive's longterm defense, 5 Space Marines would be pointless

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 Před 3 lety +39

      And a Titan Legion, including one very special Emperor class Titan...
      "Grimaldus... I stood until the end, as promised!"

  • @inquisitorialllama638
    @inquisitorialllama638 Před 3 lety +1451

    "Only in death does duty end !!"- This lads computer.

  • @grandstrategos1144
    @grandstrategos1144 Před 3 lety +2561

    Imperial Guard: Sir, we outnumber the enemy 3 to 1!
    Imperial Commander: Then it is an even fight.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +359

      DROWN THEM IN OUR OWN BLOOD

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 Před 3 lety +103

      All Guardsman! Affix bayonets, charge their mongrel hides

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 3 lety +59

      All you must do is delay, Commander. The White Scars are on our way. The Sons of Dorn and the Horde of Jagathi shall break the enemy under our ceramite boots.

    • @gearf8910
      @gearf8910 Před 3 lety +28

      Hold on 3 to 1. It's Monday already?

    • @MultiNaruto900
      @MultiNaruto900 Před 3 lety +17

      Then you realize it's The Siege of Vraks.

  • @MuchKoku
    @MuchKoku Před 3 lety +1446

    The Astra Militarum: We put the "art" in artillery strikes.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +83

      I love it!

    • @erlinosorto6345
      @erlinosorto6345 Před 3 lety +50

      Astra militia WHAT??? YOU ARE IN THE IMPERIAL GUARD HERE SON!!!!

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 3 lety +23

      @@erlinosorto6345 High Gothic for the Imperial Guard.

    • @battleoid2411
      @battleoid2411 Před 3 lety +17

      @@ladywaffle2210 Joke about how silly AM is as a name simply because it exists for copyright.

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex Před 3 lety +6

      Anyways, the more literal translation would be like “star army” or “star defence force” which is hilarious!

  • @kringstert
    @kringstert Před 3 lety +589

    Imperial guardsmen:
    "We are guards sir,we are ment to be expendable"
    Pilps:"Yes,yes you really are to me"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +75

      NOW FIX BAYONETS

    • @ashipthattriestobotheryou4759
      @ashipthattriestobotheryou4759 Před 3 lety +2

      Nah. as Plips is a commander, He is the law and the lash. His men will die if he said they died. And 99.99% of all time I heard only him sent men to the frontline not sent them to died so I am sure that 90% or more casualties is *A PURE LIES* to me.

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 Před 3 lety +3

      They know their place in this war. They fight on knowing how little their lives mean to their commanders, and that they will most likely die. That is true faith and courage.

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow Před 3 lety +1

      @@Pilps you would be an excellent commissar of the Kriegers of the death korps

  • @cjkelly7536
    @cjkelly7536 Před 2 lety +242

    "Gentlemen, tomorrow we may not win the battle, but we'll certainly change the geography."
    - Imperial Guard General

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +19

      Holy crap you're right aha

  • @NinjaOtter1209
    @NinjaOtter1209 Před 3 lety +2716

    "Commander! the enemy titan has breached our front lines!"
    "Perfect, they've walked right into my trap, send in our deadliest unit."
    "Sir! you don't mean!"
    "Yes, the guys riding horses and holding a grenade spear."
    "Bless the Emperor, we're saved!"

  • @brokensky2378
    @brokensky2378 Před 3 lety +1113

    WITNESS YOUR DOOM!
    *Proceeds to charge an endless horde of free conscripts at their lines*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +112

      WE WILL DROWN THEM IN OUR BLOOD

    • @obelix8484
      @obelix8484 Před 3 lety +7

      I mean, whatever works i guess...

    • @alvaricoke41
      @alvaricoke41 Před 3 lety +32

      You can fill almost the entire map with conscripts. I mean, sure, it took me like 5 minutes to kill a Chaos Lord, but spamming them faster than they get killed makes it almost (aaaalmost) a valid strategy.

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 Před rokem

      @@alvaricoke41
      Zapp Brannigan tactics triumph again!

  • @nickypenn5841
    @nickypenn5841 Před 3 lety +642

    *"Did...Did those mon-keigh just charge us...on pack-beasts?"*
    *"Hah, how primitive, typical to their kind. We'll show them how war should be-"* _Stuck-up Eldar got eviscerated by explosive-tipped lances._

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +82

      FOR THE EMPEROR!!

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 Před 3 lety +16

      Said the guys who rely on the visions of a psyker instead of actual military leadership to win. Or if they are dalk eldar, the ones who send women dressed in bikini to battle.

    • @SetuwoKecik
      @SetuwoKecik Před 3 lety +8

      @@user-unos111 but they do melee, so it should satisfies you somewhat.

    • @Moving_Target65
      @Moving_Target65 Před 7 měsíci

      This also reminds me of the Tau.

  • @Cobram242
    @Cobram242 Před 3 lety +3095

    This man lives by only one strategy in his games: Complete overwhelming firepower!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +368

      SHATTER THEIR SKY!!!!

    • @gearf8910
      @gearf8910 Před 3 lety +125

      that my friend is the guards first plan of attack. and if that does not work send more brave souls (meat bags) to charge the enemy again.

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker Před 3 lety +92

      If you have to look down to see the ground you're not using enough artillery.

    • @gamewatcher4417
      @gamewatcher4417 Před 3 lety +34

      I mean is there any other viable strategy ? The Astra Militarum would like to know your location. 😂

    • @doomfallmustang9904
      @doomfallmustang9904 Před 3 lety +20

      because that's all you need

  • @DylanGeick
    @DylanGeick Před 3 lety +2463

    This game will never die. It's incredible.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +154

      IT IS THE EMPERORS WILL!

    • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
      @directrulefromgamerchair3947 Před 3 lety +42

      But the computer running it might lol

    • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
      @directrulefromgamerchair3947 Před 3 lety +22

      @Fred Torney instructions unclear; purity seals stuck in cooling fan

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 Před 3 lety +6

      because of the moding community

    • @yume5338
      @yume5338 Před 3 lety +8

      tried it for the first time a few days ago and as an rts lover, this is one of my favorites already

  • @JamesEDonaldson
    @JamesEDonaldson Před 3 lety +475

    2:30 "The Emperor has abandoned us!"
    Commissar! Yes, yes, that's him, that's the Tau sympathizer!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +82

      IF YOU SHALL NOT SERVE IN COMBAT, THEN YOU SHALL SERVE ON THR FIRING LINE!!

    • @michelecastellotti9172
      @michelecastellotti9172 Před 2 lety +4

      The tau on the other side of the planet sniping them: what the fuck are you even on about?

    • @ThatOneElfEnjoyer
      @ThatOneElfEnjoyer Před rokem +2

      @@michelecastellotti9172The Commissar who just called an orbital strike on their blue asses: “Allow me to demonstrate!”

  • @ginjaBRETTman
    @ginjaBRETTman Před 3 lety +4125

    "Smell that?"
    *90% casualty rate*
    "Smells like victory..."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +320

      But did they fix bayonets?

    • @ginjaBRETTman
      @ginjaBRETTman Před 3 lety +160

      @@Pilps Of course they did! They aint no pussy headed blueberries!

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 Před 3 lety +87

      Sir we’re fighting the Tau!
      Affix Bayonets!

    • @yesenin4life554
      @yesenin4life554 Před 3 lety +76

      Commissar: 10% of cowards still alive?!

    • @ARandomCustodian
      @ARandomCustodian Před 3 lety +31

      Wait hol up did someone say casualties????? They have the 1 luxury we in the custodes don't have. The ability to take casualties.

  • @Romellenios_Lanz_Daemos
    @Romellenios_Lanz_Daemos Před 3 lety +597

    "The Planet Broke, Before The Guard."
    - Motto and Warcry of the Astra Militarum, in memories for the Martyrs of Cadia.

    • @dominicmanester8125
      @dominicmanester8125 Před 3 lety +74

      Given the nature of Chaos, the guard might still be fighting across the broken remains of Cadia since they could be seen still fighting on as the planet was swallowed by the warp.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +53

      It hurts every time!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +46

      So bloody cool!

    • @MalleusSemperVictor
      @MalleusSemperVictor Před 3 lety +28

      Cadia never fell. Cadia still stands.

    • @gearf8910
      @gearf8910 Před 3 lety +14

      FOR CADIA.

  • @CoolSmoovie
    @CoolSmoovie Před 3 lety +603

    Persistent bodies STAY ON
    WE PLAY UNTIL WE CRASH DAMNIT

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +98

      I legit think thats what caused my many crashes! But it looks so cool!

    • @gearf8910
      @gearf8910 Před 3 lety +36

      MEN WE DON"T LEAVE THE GAME UNLESS THE GAME DIES. (as in crash)

    • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
      @directrulefromgamerchair3947 Před 3 lety +77

      The game broke before the guard did

    • @seemslegit6203
      @seemslegit6203 Před 3 lety +22

      Its a shame its only the game's engine struggling

    • @battleoid2411
      @battleoid2411 Před 3 lety +27

      @@seemslegit6203 Really makes me wish they would make a DoW III that was basically this but with an engine that could handle it

  • @nick31092
    @nick31092 Před 3 lety +209

    "The Guard are experts at digging in and not getting horribly murdered, or at digging in and *then* getting horribly murdered."

  • @vodkatlongtail9164
    @vodkatlongtail9164 Před 3 lety +330

    The Man who did the voice for the guardsman in DOW one, needs either an award, or to be made an officer in the guard.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +20

      I wonder what they are doing right now :D

    • @chainsawninjalcemist
      @chainsawninjalcemist Před 3 lety +8

      I'm pretty sure it was Scott McNeill.

    • @mrswb
      @mrswb Před 3 lety +6

      @@chainsawninjalcemist mighty is he

    • @beefyblom
      @beefyblom Před 2 lety

      Didn't he also voice the commissar in soulstorm's guard stronghold intro? he already is a guard officer

    • @toledochristianmatthew9919
      @toledochristianmatthew9919 Před rokem +5

      @@beefyblom he also ends up becoming his own soldier in dow2. Merrick is essentially the guards man voice of dow1.

  • @BearAttackMan
    @BearAttackMan Před 3 lety +1097

    "Astra Miliwhatnow? You're in the *Guard* son."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +143

      FOR THE GLORY OF THE IMPERIUM!

    • @kingofkilps
      @kingofkilps Před 3 lety +27

      - Clint "steadyaim" Westward

    • @cyberdiver7076
      @cyberdiver7076 Před 3 lety +17

      If I was correct it was an actual quote (if somewhat altered) spoken by a Vostroyan Officer during a briefing to the "new recruits" in the IG novel "Commissar". It was a good pretty good read. It's a shame not a lot of people read the novels. To IG beginners, I would suggest you start with Glory Imperialis- An Imperial Guard Omnibus. Also I cannot stress enough that how good "Imperial Glory" is. Especially the ending, oh the ending.......

    • @BearAttackMan
      @BearAttackMan Před 3 lety +1

      @@cyberdiver7076 I'm currently reading through the first Gotrek & Felix Omnibus, and gonna follow up with the Warlords of Eight Peaks one. Used to read a ton of Warhammer years ago, but kinda got tired of only reading about Space Marines. Really glad to hear a good review regarding the IG Omnibus, I'll check it out ASAP. Ave Imperator 💀✊

    • @MrRobot-0
      @MrRobot-0 Před 3 lety

      And a fuckton of explosives.

  • @Mr.Calm.
    @Mr.Calm. Před 3 lety +2188

    "Glory for the first man to die"
    Me a intelectual:
    [kills myself]

  • @deathitself6703
    @deathitself6703 Před 3 lety +358

    "the imperial Army-"
    "imperial guard-"
    "-astra militarum-"
    "the WALL of GUNS"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +33

      FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

    • @franceschik1
      @franceschik1 Před 3 lety +19

      I love how TTS depicted Corvus Corax and Vulkan

  • @knightmare4214
    @knightmare4214 Před 3 lety +133

    Despite the carnage that ultimate apocalypse provides, the things being killed most are your frames.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +12

      most definitely aha

    • @Spiralpaladin
      @Spiralpaladin Před rokem +3

      Hey, those frames died for the Emperor, so they died a glorious death.

  • @feeblemind
    @feeblemind Před 3 lety +756

    "not a single xenos scum was left alive in the making of this video." "Viewer submission is advised."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +67

      Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean!

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k Před 3 lety +3

      @@Pilps great quote

    • @michelecastellotti9172
      @michelecastellotti9172 Před 2 lety

      Tau who they avoided encountering becauseguardsmen know their place: you were saying?

  • @bennemeth625
    @bennemeth625 Před 3 lety +797

    I knew this was coming eventually. And boy am I glad. Ave Imperator.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +31

      It was only a matter of time! Hope you enjoy it dude :)

    • @koraegi
      @koraegi Před 3 lety

      What about
      "Ave true to Caesar"

    • @Adam-vw1ou
      @Adam-vw1ou Před 3 lety +2

      AVE TO THE TRUE EMPEROR OF MANKIND !!!!!

    • @exiledadrian103
      @exiledadrian103 Před 3 lety +2

      Ave Imperium!

    • @wylandnares8642
      @wylandnares8642 Před 3 lety

      I made the like count 667.

  • @robosoldier11
    @robosoldier11 Před 3 lety +431

    Guardsmen literally just embody the "If you got a problem throw more bodies at it." Mantra. With obviously the occasional Basilisk or Baneblade to boot.....

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +23

      You love to see it!

    • @thatstockimageguy1067
      @thatstockimageguy1067 Před 3 lety +2

      so the guardsmen use russian tactics?

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays Před 3 lety +2

      However many people you can count dead, there's always more enlisting every second of every day of every century. Flak armour is stupidly cheap to produce. Lasgun powerpacks are recharged by literally any current-bearing device. There are 400 quadrillion humans across the galaxy.
      The Guard is my favourite never-ending crazy train of meat, flak and boom.

    • @AreGeeBee
      @AreGeeBee Před 3 lety

      Simply get all your conscripts, reinforcement assist them all and send 400 screaming scrubs into the enemy base. Might not do much, but it will look amazing!

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 Před 3 lety

      I just tend to use relic units mixed with airborne kasrkin veterans. Easy W.

  • @supremepatriarchbalthasarg474

    2:32 random person : the emperor has abbandond us!
    Me who is killing tyranids : ceases fire
    *WHICH ONE OF YOU HERETICS SAID THAT?!*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +66

      THE COMMISSAR WOULD LIKE TO HAVE WORDS

  • @Indoor_Carrot
    @Indoor_Carrot Před 3 lety +76

    "The Emperor has abandoned us!"
    "NOT THIS TIME!!" (massive explosion) XD

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +10

      SQUAD MORALE RESTORED, STORM EM!

  • @boruchan7636
    @boruchan7636 Před 3 lety +581

    >anyone over the rank of Sargent should not be trusted by a guardsmen

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 Před 3 lety +190

    Clicked faster than an Imperial Guardsman from Krieg affixing bayonets to charge a Titan

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +16

      BY THE EMPEROR THATS DEFINETLY NOT HERESY!!!

    • @thedeadspace1282
      @thedeadspace1282 Před 3 lety +5

      NOT THEIR SHOVELS HERASY

    • @kriegsmannighthawk1335
      @kriegsmannighthawk1335 Před 3 lety +5

      Hey we don't use bayonets. We use the mighty trench shovel!

    • @leatcanned
      @leatcanned Před 3 lety +3

      @@kriegsmannighthawk1335 The bayonet is a shovel if made wide enough to scoop
      dirt.

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 Před 3 lety +4

      I just realized... that might just work... punch a hole in the titan, then charge guardsmen inside, take it out from the inside.

  • @plutarchvonpluto6439
    @plutarchvonpluto6439 Před 3 lety +138

    Guardsman: The Emperor has abandoned us!
    The Emperor: *Jonathan Frakes telling you you are wrong for 47 seconds*

  • @M9Seradon
    @M9Seradon Před 2 lety +31

    Ah yes, good ol' IG. The only faction were regardless of whether you win or lose, you are gonna have at least 3 times the casualties of your enemy

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +3

      THROW MORE MEN AT THEM

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Před rokem +1

      Only three times WAS THE ENEMY ASLEEP, if they were good

    • @batteredskullsummit9854
      @batteredskullsummit9854 Před rokem

      Blood is the price of victory. If it seems too much, face the wall

    • @lorddodge2867
      @lorddodge2867 Před 11 měsíci

      Unless you build a good defense quickly. Then the enemy will just get overwelmed by the enourmous firepower before he can become dangerous to your men

  • @JohndrewtheSylveonking
    @JohndrewtheSylveonking Před 3 lety +37

    Guardsman: Where’s our fire support!
    Imperium: Did someone say, Baneblade?
    Enemy: Ah crap!

  • @LogicalMan6
    @LogicalMan6 Před 3 lety +486

    “Sir we’ve taken a million casualties in the last twenty minutes.”
    “...And?”
    “Oh, nothing, just keeping you updated sir.”

  • @engrinis6344
    @engrinis6344 Před 3 lety +161

    ultra upgraded geneticly perfect limbed added super armored soldiers?
    naa, lasgun go piou piou

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +31

      When you think about it. The Imperial Guard are way braver

    • @engrinis6344
      @engrinis6344 Před 3 lety +26

      @@Pilps in a grimm dark furture, a simple human, a weak sack of flesh and bones, dropped from high orbit with nothing but a grav shield and his lasgun, turning the tides of battle side by side with others like him, against uninimaginable horrors, multidimenssional monstrosity, advanded civilisations and devouring hiveminds, simply to protect his specie and the peoples he love, this is FAR bravier that dropping with op armor and weapons in a shiny looking drop pod with skins mounted into it
      i prefer imperial guard by the way

    • @vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489
      @vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 Před 3 lety +10

      @@engrinis6344 not to discredit the SM but the guard do their jobs without any genetic modification, hence they're more badass.

    • @engrinis6344
      @engrinis6344 Před 3 lety +4

      @@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 o but i am 100% on the ig side here, as they turn the tide of battle side by side, with their unmodified body, dropped from high orbit with only a gravshield, a lasgun and a pair of ration, to face unimaginable monster s, dimensionnal deamons, higly advances aliens and devouring hivemind, only to defend their family and the people they love
      And for 10 thousand years, thos fragile and outeqquiped humans held the line
      So yea, ig for the win

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 Před 3 lety

      @@engrinis6344 You didn't had to repeat it again, but it's ok.

  • @waifupatter4193
    @waifupatter4193 Před 3 lety +86

    the mod isn't a frame killer, it's the engine what kills the frames
    the engine is not just old but it also was never meant to have so much stuff on screen at once and this mod does that and more
    nevertheless it's a unique experience as far as I'm aware

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +22

      We need a remaster of the first series of Dawn of War ASAP

    • @thelonecookie3592
      @thelonecookie3592 Před 3 lety +7

      I would pay good money for a Dawn of War 1 remaster.
      Better engine and high quality coding = ten times as many Xenos I can purge at once on screen.

    • @Madheim777
      @Madheim777 Před 3 lety

      @@thelonecookie3592 also adding mechanics from the dawn of war 2.

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Madheim777 Eh, I don't really think 2 added anything that 1 needs. It kind of did its own thing and most of its unique mechanics fit well for its smaller scale, but would just get cumbersome with the larger scale of the first game. The main mechanical improvements I'd want for a DoW 1 remaster would be better pathing and flying vehicles actually being able to traverse impassable terrain.

    • @Madheim777
      @Madheim777 Před 3 lety

      @@screamingcactus1753 the cover from 2 was kinda cool. A remaster of dow 1 using the engine of 2 would be brutal

  • @ninjartist36
    @ninjartist36 Před 3 lety +58

    Mechnicus: *makes a tank with a lot of guns*
    The Imperial Guard: I'll take your entire stock!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +8

      IT IS THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEBBLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • @soldiert0144
    @soldiert0144 Před 3 lety +146

    the imperial guardsmen: "we have held the line for 10,000 years and we will hold it for 10,000 more in the emperors name"
    the imperial conscripts: "KEEP CHARGING MEN, THEY'RE BOUND TO RUN OUT OF AMMO EVENTUALLY!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +10

      STORM EM!!!

  • @ruvinluciano4369
    @ruvinluciano4369 Před 3 lety +208

    With the new Warhammer40k Darktide coming up Ill be able to live my dream as a simple guardsman killing heretics with a flashlight and hopefully a shovel.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +38

      THAT GAME LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN!

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před 3 lety +13

      Really hope you aren't forced to play Ogryns, I want the entire squad to be regular guardsmen

    • @hund7458
      @hund7458 Před 3 lety +4

      @@LordVader1094 why would you be forced to play ogryns? we've only seen one ogryn lmao everyone else is human

    • @GnosisZX
      @GnosisZX Před 2 lety +8

      @@hund7458 ogryn is probably the in case of chaos space marine break glass type thing

    • @cameronaugusta7466
      @cameronaugusta7466 Před 2 lety +1

      @@GnosisZX this was an underated comment. I found it hilarious

  • @sunstrike2852
    @sunstrike2852 Před 3 lety +53

    The imperial guard's motto "1 death is a tragedy 1 million is a statistic".

  • @qwaku4907
    @qwaku4907 Před 3 lety +75

    99% Casualty rate*
    Imperium: *VICTORY*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +7

      DROWN THEM IN OUR BLOOD

    • @quentinchambon9362
      @quentinchambon9362 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Pilps seems, i don't know, "maybee" mildly heretical .... you may have to ask your local inquisitor about that .....

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ Před 3 lety +1

      Given that some French regiments apparently had casualty rates greater than 100% in The Great War, this _is_ actually quite low, given that casualty percentage is usually based on regiment size.

  • @zacharymcdonald6323
    @zacharymcdonald6323 Před 3 lety +23

    4:01 Guy just stands there on top of the hill with missiles zipping past on either side amidst a hail of gun fire and death. No Fs givin that day.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +7

      A TRUE GUARDSMAN!!

  • @bigfoot0241
    @bigfoot0241 Před 3 lety +19

    Winning by playing the game: Broke
    Winning by lagging your opponent out of the game from the sheer number of guardsmen conscripts: S T O N K S

  • @ladywaffle2210
    @ladywaffle2210 Před 3 lety +352

    *CERTIFIED HERESY FREE. AVE IMPERATOR.*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +15

      FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

  • @magnusthered4973
    @magnusthered4973 Před 3 lety +103

    To die is my duty
    but my life is to serve the emperor will
    And his will is that I die fighting
    Unless your a kriegs then it’s just swing shovel see mine step on mine

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +13

      ON MY MARK..... CHARGE!!!

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Pilps the kriegs already charge sir you lagging behind will get you shot by them

  • @user-ip8gz6hj8b
    @user-ip8gz6hj8b Před 3 lety +32

    "If cannon and tank haven't solved your problem, it's because you have yet to apply enough"

  • @michalwamp
    @michalwamp Před 3 lety +22

    "Commander, we lost 27 bilion Guardsman!"
    "Send in the second wave."

  • @sygmarvexarion7891
    @sygmarvexarion7891 Před 2 lety +5

    Orcs: "We overwhelm the enemy with sheer numbers".
    Imperial Guard: "You what, bro?".

  • @nukesomething5518
    @nukesomething5518 Před 3 lety +26

    >NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT THROUGH MY 100 TIMES BLESSED NURGALITE FLESH WITH YOUR TITANS CANNONS
    HAHA PLASMA GO FLOOSH!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +1

      PURGING EVERY ABOMINATION, ONE AT A TIME!

  • @Calibers50
    @Calibers50 Před 2 lety +7

    Commisar: "This planet is literally falling apart, you will stand your ground in the name of the emperor"
    Troops: "Yes."

  • @ARProject-hz2rl
    @ARProject-hz2rl Před 3 lety +79

    The galaxi will belong to the right side
    FOR THE ENPEROR !!!!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +4

      FOR HOLY TERA!!

  • @jacksonbowns1087
    @jacksonbowns1087 Před 3 lety +8

    Imperial Guard vs Tyranids, the battle of "I outnumbered your outnumbering me!"

  • @Koozomec
    @Koozomec Před 3 lety +12

    "If you can't get a bigger gun, bring more guns."
    Probably someone from the Imperial Guard.

  • @sunjian5458
    @sunjian5458 Před 3 lety +12

    4:20
    ALL GUARDSMEN, FOLLOW ME TO GLORY!!!!
    Also, "Be the Standard Bearer they said. Its a great honor they said." **Stands there with just a laspistol as the whole damn world explodes around him**

  • @mercen4ry57
    @mercen4ry57 Před 3 lety +49

    "Never look them as a human, but expendable combatants."
    - random commissar

  • @beastwarsFTW
    @beastwarsFTW Před 3 lety +17

    I call concentrated fire of lassguns a magnifying glass.

  • @drunkencow1399
    @drunkencow1399 Před 2 lety +9

    0:40 i love watching this part just the epic speech, music and gameplay just perfection

  • @zaregoto6022
    @zaregoto6022 Před 3 lety +24

    They're the very definition of "so anyway, i started blasting.." meme

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +1

      You love to see it!

  • @thepizzafoogle5481
    @thepizzafoogle5481 Před 3 lety +60

    Me: Sees that Pilps has uploaded another video
    My mouse button:
    *HAVE MERCY*

  • @baker7647
    @baker7647 Před 3 lety +47

    This is a really cool mod for Shogun 2 pilps!, thanks for showing it off can't wait for your "Dying of cancer" experience!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +7

      I really do hate you sometimes Baker

    • @baker7647
      @baker7647 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Pilps Hate or love me, I'm always here

  • @antonkrieg3708
    @antonkrieg3708 Před 3 lety +31

    RIGHT when they yelled "The Emperor has abandoned us!" I got an add...Tech Heresy at its finest.

  • @johngobble
    @johngobble Před 3 lety +34

    Come on what would you rather be?
    a genetically modified mutant that has no emotions yet turns on his master at a moments notice OR a guardsmen doing a calvary charge with the boys

  • @CyberController-
    @CyberController- Před 3 lety +26

    "Enemies of the Imperium hear me, you have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very skies crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapons to wield, so make yourself ready. We are the 1st Kronus Liberators, and today is our victory day" *Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander*

  • @nickmontalbano9573
    @nickmontalbano9573 Před 3 lety +45

    WE SHOULD TAKE THIS CHANNEL...AND PUSH IT TO THE TOP OF EVERYONES RECOMMENDED

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +7

      NOW THAT'S AN IDEA!!!!

    • @nickmontalbano9573
      @nickmontalbano9573 Před 3 lety +5

      “That idea...just might be crazy enough...TO GET US ALL LAID!!!!”

    • @MasterCode86
      @MasterCode86 Před 3 lety

      this is am emperor approved action, proceed.

  • @henrybartholomew3314
    @henrybartholomew3314 Před 3 lety +61

    Oh man! I can wait till he does every faction except sisters

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +12

      Haha :'D

    • @hiban751
      @hiban751 Před 3 lety +4

      is it because SoB is broken in DoW soulstrom?

    • @henrybartholomew3314
      @henrybartholomew3314 Před 3 lety +5

      @@hiban751 No, its because of 2 main reasons. One, they came out in the last and worst expansion for the game and sisters of battle have never been very popular to begin with in general.

    • @marceldevynck7347
      @marceldevynck7347 Před 3 lety +6

      Your pénitence for saying this his death

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 Před 3 lety +1

      @@hiban751 Adding on to what the other guy said. Its also because in UA, they don't have nearly as much content as the other factions.

  • @MalleusSemperVictor
    @MalleusSemperVictor Před 3 lety +22

    Anything is possible with the Emperor's blessing... and artillery.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +7

      Most definitely!

    • @MasterCode86
      @MasterCode86 Před 3 lety

      wait....i was taught in the schola that ARTILLERY was the emperor's blessing. oh no...i am heretic!!!! (shoots himself)

  • @scotlandholmgren7180
    @scotlandholmgren7180 Před 3 lety +3

    The sight of artillery barrages tearing through xeons filth brings a tear to the eyes of a true guardsman.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety

      It’s *perfection*

    • @scotlandholmgren7180
      @scotlandholmgren7180 Před 3 lety

      @@Pilps artillery doctrine + 200 unit cap = glorious xeno genocide in real time (at 2 fps but we can let that slide)

  • @banana-kun2738
    @banana-kun2738 Před 3 lety +3

    4:09
    "where's our fire support?"
    literally two squads of grey knights and baneblade right there.
    wew lad

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom Před 3 lety +7

    The Imperial Guard was always so great because it's the power of the common band of brothers vs. Terror From Beyond. And the Imperium is still around.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +1

      FOR THE IMPERIUM!

  • @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
    @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda Před 3 lety +18

    0:27 My actual reaction to playing IG when i first got into the mod.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +3

      Same!! Such a glorious mod! Wish it was a bit more optimised though for frame issues!

  • @littlelindman
    @littlelindman Před 3 lety +7

    - What is the emperor's will?
    - That we fight and die.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +2

      WE DIE STANDING! FOR THE EMPEROR

    • @paytonkraft2674
      @paytonkraft2674 Před 3 lety +3

      - What is death?
      - It is our duty.

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 Před 2 lety +2

    I'm just pleased that your casualties AND damage/annihilation rate were both so lore-accurate

  • @SetuwoKecik
    @SetuwoKecik Před 3 lety +1

    Ngl, i played this game campaign as Tau, and Imperial Guard scene before our assault to their last province gave me a goosebumps.

  • @kirne3953
    @kirne3953 Před 3 lety +25

    I am happy to report that none of your men retreated! I didn't give them a chance!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +5

      A Commissar definitely said that!

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k Před 3 lety

      Nice. Must've been duel wielding

  • @Kurogane893
    @Kurogane893 Před 3 lety +23

    We've lost over a million men in the last ten minutes sir!
    Commissar: Oh no!
    Anyway...

  • @trinityparadox
    @trinityparadox Před 3 lety +5

    0:49
    "Mah Lord ! Their machines & firepowers are too much ! Even the world lags a lo-"
    *windows.exe has stopped working*
    [Ok] [Yeet]

  • @Brenhydra
    @Brenhydra Před 3 lety +4

    "You called for some suppressive fire?"
    *Blasts them with a shot so hot it melts skin just by being within 100 meters of it.*

  • @s-o-u-p6095
    @s-o-u-p6095 Před 3 lety +13

    I haven't seen this low framerate since I played cyberpunk 20 minutes ago

  • @xazelnighthaunterfanboy975
    @xazelnighthaunterfanboy975 Před 3 lety +14

    8:23 Oh, its beautiful
    Officio Tactica Krennicius 974.M41

  • @Red_Blade
    @Red_Blade Před 3 lety +27

    "I love the smell of burned heretics in the morning!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +3

      We all do!!!

  • @BritishGandalf
    @BritishGandalf Před 3 lety +8

    Most relatable thing about this video?
    The frame rate

  • @darklord4463
    @darklord4463 Před 3 lety +2

    I love playing for the guard as in the back. Throw meat at the enemy until they break through. And only at the end are the tanks.

  • @Interceptor00X
    @Interceptor00X Před 3 lety +1

    5:52 my brain imagined "Howdy folks, Tex of the Black Pants Legion here and, here we are again with Tex talks Battletech"

  • @hyakuzi7082
    @hyakuzi7082 Před 3 lety +45

    anyway I PRAISE THE EMPEROR

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +6

      THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!!

  • @BigM33100
    @BigM33100 Před 3 lety +7

    "Where's our fire support?!"
    (Plane calmly landing a huge box on the battle field)
    "BANEBLADE!!!!"
    Brilliant.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +2

      IT IS THE BAAAAANEEEBLAAAAADDEEE!!

    • @BigM33100
      @BigM33100 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Pilps If you’re not getting 5 frames per second, you’re not REALLY playing the guardsmen

  • @jaghatai_bulut
    @jaghatai_bulut Před 3 lety +4

    Those who think the guardsmen are cannon ammunition have never experienced what its like to be under thousands of lasguns firing at them, tanks, cannons and minibolters raining hell upon earth. Guardsmen may be unimportant alone. But not then hundreds of thousands of them form a fireline.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +2

      FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

  • @highfivedog2336
    @highfivedog2336 Před 3 lety +8

    “Welcome to the grim-dark future, pilps.”

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +2

      It’s glorious!

  • @LabiaLicker
    @LabiaLicker Před 3 lety +6

    "And you made this all in Powerpoint?"

  • @alvarodebarrio7718
    @alvarodebarrio7718 Před 3 lety +25

    FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!

  • @otomotopia1
    @otomotopia1 Před 3 lety +10

    It's... It's beautiful. For the Emperor!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +4

      GLORY TO THE IMPERIUM! FOR THE EMPEROR!!

  • @dogodogoob3114
    @dogodogoob3114 Před 3 lety +7

    Finally, after all of those dawn of war references in the shogun videos.

  • @appleciderhorror12
    @appleciderhorror12 Před 3 lety +6

    Seeing how your Shogun2 videos had some juicy spillage from DoW this was inevitable. You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.
    You should. Definitely. The Emperor does not suffer failure!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety

      The Emperor is pleased! FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @Nemmy72
    @Nemmy72 Před 3 lety +6

    When I was playing BTD6 I said:
    "You know its good, if lag is just part of it."
    This game must be good

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +1

      The amount of death is glorious on this game with the UA mod

  • @ulymunatu
    @ulymunatu Před 3 lety +7

    The imperial guard experience? More like:
    "ON MY MARK! CHARGE!"
    "STORM EM!"
    "STORM EM!"
    "STORM EM!"
    "ON MY MARK! CHARGE!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +1

      I heard the voice as i read every single quote aha "IF SUCH IS THE EMPERORS WILL!!*

  • @daimyoshorts
    @daimyoshorts Před 3 lety +10

    i feel like Pilps has a NASA PC and just uses it to play 10+ year old games LMAO

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety

      This is true aha

  • @TheGateShallStand
    @TheGateShallStand Před 3 lety +3

    There are only two factions that I really enjoy within warhammer 40k, the Imperial Gaurd, and the Orks. The Orks because, well, look at the fuckers. The Imperial Gaurd, however, holds such a place, so close to my heart, I might as well fucking be one.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 3 lety +1

      Same my friend! Same!

  • @localdude2979
    @localdude2979 Před 2 lety +2

    1:11 EVEN THE IMPERIAL HORSES STAND THEIR GROUND ON A PLANET THAT IS FALLING APART ALL FOR THE EMPEROR LESGOOO

  • @Ng-zg4dq
    @Ng-zg4dq Před 2 lety +2

    The Guard are the true heroes. It's so good to see them as something other than the galactic punching bag that has to be saved by the speece mehrenes