@@Kyx368 Stop asking people for views and stop self promoting like a greedy bastard ok, like asking people for views wont do shit just make good content and just do what you like. Ask people what game they like instead of going into comments and begging for views.
I went a a cruise and they had a glass floor outside that went off the side of the ship with the ocean directly under. I couldn’t even put one foot one it 👎🏻
@@andrewcoon3807 I wouldn't even step on the boat. Sure if it breaks the boat won't sink but he'll no would I be anywhere near the ocean. That said, at least there's water underneath to catch you. In a building high above the ground that shit breaks, you're gonna fall to your death
It does weaken the game though if you rush to the end with guns blazing and scissors flying. But I understand why he plays like this, going through the motions to complete challenges or doing a suit only, silent assassin run would be a very slow-paced stream or video.
@Toxic Butch why wouldn't he? His job is to literally just to sit Infront of a camera and record himself playing a game If he took his work even slightly seriously he would brush his teeth
@@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult this joke will never work, yet every body always does it. NO ONE KNOWS THE NUMBER YOUR TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE THE LIKES UPDATE EVERY COUPLE MINUTES
Who's here after hearing the terrible news that Sean's dad has passed? I'm so sorry for him and everyone needs to leave him alone and wait for him to return when he wants
I was wondering why he wasn't up loading i thought he was taking ankthee small break im so sorry for that has to be hard I hope he takes as much time as he needs
I was cleaning my room and when he went “ewww ewwww disgusting” I turned around looked at my computer and yelled leave me alone I know I’m gross then realized what was going on
No, he merely just made her close her eyes and never open them, as well as made her heart stop beating and knocked her out to the verge of sleeping and i know this is all nonsense but ye
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :( It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ? I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks 🙏
@@Mrarmybarmy you say that you're not begging for subs but you pretty much well are. Dont beg. If your channel is flopping, then that means you're not meant to be a youtuber.
1:10 I love how sean giving 47 motivational pep talks in the mirror has been a thing since the 1st hitman episode on the channel. Some things never change
Teachers: Hitman: a person who uses their left or right hand to deliver a blow with an increased amount of speed/pressure to a person of the male gender/sex
Although I've seen this video before, I felt compelled to revisit it today. The winter blues had a real tough hold on me, and I mean REAL tough, and it's finally starting to ebb off some, but even so I had a tough day today. Lots of anxiety and all that fun jazz. Two minutes into this video, and I'm already starting to feel myself relax. Thanks for keeping us company through your videos Sean, it means more than you know.
A professional Hitman: Kill the targets... Be discreet... Jack: KILL EVERYONE, LEAVE NO WITNESSES!!! DO IT WHILE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING!!! Edit: Where'd all these likes come from??
Agend 47 is a top notch hitman, which means that he's very good at killing the target and not being found Meanwhike Jack's Agent 47: YOU GET AN EGG, YOU GET A SWORD YOU DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING
The screwdriver is back!
Hell yeah!!
yep
You should try to do a Kill Everyone challenge for Hitman
Yesss!
YAAYY
Jack: in awe "can you see it?"
Stranger: immediately "can you SMELL it?!"
BEANS
SOUP
I came to the comments to say that lmao
Why lol
@@sezuin_6577 uhm ok I subbed to you tho lol why not
I was confused as to why he was freaking out at the beginning but then I remembered Sean has a fear of heights lol
correction: a CHRONIC fear of heights. and i also feel nauseous when im at any height
I have a fear of heights, but it’s not as bad as him.
*jack
@@Slambot-iw9po no, his name is Seán. Jack is just a nickname
*flashbacks to The Last of Us II*
Jack: *Kills everyone in sight*
Also Jack: *sneaks past one singular camera*
Singular Camera: You shitten me
can't wait for the dating game spin off: Hit on Men
Underrated comment
A wise man once said “underrated comment”
This is a very much iq joke👌🏻
then hit or man
And then some developers think the spinoff is the original so they make one called men hit on
Worst security ever
Security: Don't do it
Jack: Have a knife to face.
How many subs can I gain from this comment?
Current :4,999 awesome people!😂
You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!
@@Kyx368 Shut up.
@@Kyx368 hello person:)🌝🌝😑👽🌚🤳🛌👌🙃👌😂🌝
@@Kyx368 Stop asking people for views and stop self promoting like a greedy bastard ok, like asking people for views wont do shit just make good content and just do what you like. Ask people what game they like instead of going into comments and begging for views.
@@elliejohnson6256 you don’t have to
Demonstrated here: The only right and natural response to every glass floor, ever.
Also bad for those in dresses
@@rhyscallinan4402 very bad
I went a a cruise and they had a glass floor outside that went off the side of the ship with the ocean directly under. I couldn’t even put one foot one it 👎🏻
@@linkkraft3358 yeah. All it takes is a single crack and everyone falls.
@@andrewcoon3807 I wouldn't even step on the boat. Sure if it breaks the boat won't sink but he'll no would I be anywhere near the ocean. That said, at least there's water underneath to catch you. In a building high above the ground that shit breaks, you're gonna fall to your death
‘You didn’t even see me vent, I was in electrical, I was doing wires’ JackSepticEye was an impostor
1 impostor remains
Anyone else ever miss amongus back before it sucked
@@caydenbrown5654 I do.
@@loki4807really sucks that it died
Jack being a sussy baka
“This man has done more damage to the world than you can ever dream of”
Let’s not forget that time Jack killed an entire neighborhood full of people.
With newspapers mind you
@@anshsharma4131 and muffins and a fish.
Link?
What video?
@@foxyjack9025 not in a video, in real life
He doesn’t just hit the men, but the women and children too
bruh moment
Nice Star Wars reference.
AH MAN OF CULTURE
He also hates sand
Hit men hit women hit kids
Jack is the embodiment of when the game says “stealth is optional”
It does weaken the game though if you rush to the end with guns blazing and scissors flying. But I understand why he plays like this, going through the motions to complete challenges or doing a suit only, silent assassin run would be a very slow-paced stream or video.
@@RobKaper Bro just enjoy it. Jack is sooo stealthy.
You haven’t met RTGame or CallMeKevin have you?
eh, more like "stealth was never an option"
Well you haven’t met Xqc I take😂😂😂
Everybody: Hitman is all about stealth.
Sean: NO WITNESSES!
If everyone is dead then there are no witnesses
@@parafaust6201 You just blew my mind.
Jack: "I must hit men"
First person he hits is a woman. . . . .
He didn't really hit her tho
@@Sub-Atomic he meant his first target
@@humoroushydra5881 his first targets were both Men. The woman he attacked, he didn't hit, he just subdued her.
@@Sub-Atomic yes, I’ve played Hitman 2. I know that. Sean presumed she was the key target to KILL his target.
I have failed. My life is pointless
Jack's morning routine:
- Get up
- Take shower
- Brush teeth
- Fix hai-LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS!
WOAH! RTX! RAY TRACING!
Then gets some of that dirty bean water from his brand top of the morning
same when he was playing spider-man ps5 lol
@Toxic Butch why wouldn't he? His job is to literally just to sit Infront of a camera and record himself playing a game
If he took his work even slightly seriously he would brush his teeth
Jack: a man who isn’t fond of heights
First level of Hitman: HEIGHTS
@@lilnass6891 one of my favorite videos from back in the day
"Can you see it?"
"Can you smell it?"
My God I almost died laughing XD
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Jack: The connoisseur's drink CHAM-PAGAN
*video starts*
Me: "wait for it..."
Sean: "LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS BABY"
Me: "There it is"
How many subs can I gain from this comment?
Current :4,999 awesome people!😂
You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it will help me out!!
I literally thought the same thingg😂😂
Jack when he kills someone with a throwing knife: Laughs
Jack when he is high up: "ew ew gross"
I walked out the room and came back and seen it happen, I through it was a scissors he throw at his head lol
reasonable reaction
Why is Jack saying ew ew gross when he's high up of course he has a phobia of heights
@@nuryanialaydrus7964 bruh
"47,Make sure to do the mission quick and silently."
Sean: haha kill people go *brrrrrrr*
Guy: leave it to the pros
Jack: are you sure about that
Security: "you've done your part, now leave it to the pros"
**Dies**
LMAO
averyone: You are without a doubt the
worst assassin I have ever heard of.
Jack: Ah, but you have heard of me.
Little do they know he is Patty Fitz Patrick
he really is bad lol
Averyone excluding u knows how to spell everyone
An assassin that is well known has definitely blown their cover. Or is just really good and has a calling card
@@DinorexDRago then im a murder in a game
“Can’t prove nothing if they all dead” - Nagisa 50% off
When big brain plays kick in
Guard: leave it to the pros
3 seconds later: *fucking dies*
"How do rich, fancy people talk?"
They _don't_ -- they have _people_ for that.
ok
Woooow
@@smeipalmu5970 ok.
Nice one
😂
Game: _Stealth is an option_
Jack: *NO WITNESSES*
when he said that i thought of noreiga from black ops 2 campaign if you remember when he says that
hitman Jack kills people with a news paper,muffins and a fish.
It's still stealthy if nobody lives to tell the tale
But he lives
@@TinyDeskEngineer but 47 is still alive
Jack: "Guys, it's all gone wrong!"
*A Few Seconds Later*
Also Jack: "This is going really well."
lol ^_^
12:32 "now leave it to the pros,what are you,some kinda-"DED.
“That chopper is as high as I am!” I can’t stop laughing at that line Lol
Im so High i could fly
nothing is as high as i, also please send help its cold and i dont know where i am.
Why?
Lol I just got it after like 20 minutes
9:35 i cant stop laughing
Jack: This could be anybody's drink, I don't wanna poison just anybody!
Also Jack: *goes on to kill just anybody*
sry but i had to keep the likes as is ;)
@@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult I respect that
NO WITNESSES
Not just anybody
EVERYBODY
@@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult this joke will never work, yet every body always does it. NO ONE KNOWS THE NUMBER YOUR TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE THE LIKES UPDATE EVERY COUPLE MINUTES
Who's here after hearing the terrible news that Sean's dad has passed? I'm so sorry for him and everyone needs to leave him alone and wait for him to return when he wants
I was wondering why he wasn't up loading i thought he was taking ankthee small break im so sorry for that has to be hard I hope he takes as much time as he needs
He should take as long as he needs
Probably everyone
Exactly I don’t know why he’s acting like nothing happened
It feels good seeing Sean play stealth games the same way I do. Just plow through and hope for the best.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Bystander: "Can you smell it? I had BEANS, and I think they were off. Sorry."
🤣
CRYING
I thought this was a serious game until this moment
100% what I'm going to start saying to people ignoring social distancing to be all up on me while standing in line at Target.
I thought he had put it in and I was so confused 💀😭😭
“It’s a game about hitting men” Later in the video...” Hitting women and children too” I will live by these two inspiring quotes
@SHOOTER GAMER I gotchu
ikr LMAOOO
And then proceeds to hit one 🤣
@SHOOTER GAMER 1,2k? You arleady have 5k. 1 and 2 is less than 5.
"But not just the men but the women and the children too they were like sand bag and i hit them like sand bag i HATE THEM !!"
I had to 😅
13:56 "DON'T EVEN THIN-" **sword in head**
I was cleaning my room and when he went “ewww ewwww disgusting” I turned around looked at my computer and yelled leave me alone I know I’m gross then realized what was going on
Security: "Now leave it to the pros!"
Jack: *SHARPENS SCISSORS WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*
i fucking died laughing holy shit
Me: *creates mistletoe dart with murderous intent*
Game: Stealth is optional
Jack: Yeets everything throwable
Also Jack: Kills target in front of crowd
Stealth was an option. But peace wasn't.
@@isdisgudnam Peace was never an option.
Yolo, right?
I just cringed at myself
@@alexplaysminc.-.5922 Yeah we got it XD
@@RU_HKR lmao yea
I don't even know why I commented that hahaha
8:28 the way that locker door slammed shut 😆
no one
literally no one:
jack when scaling a building: *looks at reflection*
Jack: *"LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS BABY!!!!!!"*
Me: "HE SAID THE THING, HE SAID THE THING!!!"
H did indeed say the thing
And im going to leave the video watching there
Everyone*
"Hitman is a game about hitting men"
*Kills a woman first*
LMFAO
No he knocked her unconscious.
No, he merely just made her close her eyes and never open them, as well as made her heart stop beating and knocked her out to the verge of sleeping and i know this is all nonsense but ye
Well he didn't hit her
Equality
5:56
security guy: looking good!
jack: Thanks! You too!
i love this-
"LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS"
-Jacksepticeye
The agent guy: *coming up with a plan to carefully kill the targets*
Jack: *going on a murder spree and making a big scene*
At least there were no witnesses.
Master of drama.
There's no *Jackieboi Man* to save the day
Plot twist *Agent 47* is *Jackieboi Man* 😮
"Like candy from a baby!"
He said after he killed an unnecessary amount of people.
If you don’t go on a killing spree in hitman, are you even playing hitman
Bah, unnecessary, bleshmisary.
im sure jack likes killing babies, why wouldn't he?
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 no one gives a shit.
I’ve never thought hitting men could have been so interesting, kinda intense, and looking forward to Jack play more of these.
I’m sorry but that “ you didn’t even see me vent I was in electrical doing wires” had my dying bruh 😭
Game: Stealth is optional
Jack: I cant be noticed if theres no one to notice.
That’s usually how it goes
Just wait till he finds Sasha.
“I must Hit Men..”
Jack realizing that he’s a man himself: What have I done..
Unless...
@Lambb Chobb Trans Jack
Trans Jack
@@lucidhighway4403 cursed but not sexually
Dont worry he is a man of culture
Too much power....
Jack: God I’m so stealthy!
**Also Jack**: *throws a guard off a balcony*
“I just hit men”
*law and order theme plays*
Jack is a Barracuda, he is attracted to shiny things and reflections.
And he killed Nemo’s mom
but less deadly
Or a Magpie
Same
I love shiny stuff. And smooth surfaces too. It's weird.
Jack having a mental breakdown for 10 minutes and almost dies
Also Jack: “Like candy from a baby”
Makes one wonder what kind of babies he steals candy from...
A baby with a gun.
@@spiritnsultanyt7250 that’s
a baby with a gun
9:35 for one of the best Jack quotes yet
4:40 There's a floor 6 ft. below them that could crack and kill them.
But there's also a hitman 6 ft. behind them that could crack and kill them.
"We Have A Man Punching People Left And Right" Jack Holding A Sword, Hammer, Knife, Rifle, Camera, Pistol, Crowbar
I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks 🙏
@@Mrarmybarmy no
i see he's a man of weapons.
@@Mrarmybarmy you're literally asking for subs
@@Mrarmybarmy you say that you're not begging for subs but you pretty much well are. Dont beg. If your channel is flopping, then that means you're not meant to be a youtuber.
Hitman: It's obviously a stealth game
Jacksepticeye's gameplay:
Exactly an assassin shouldn’t be known
Shit... wrong comment...
1:10 I love how sean giving 47 motivational pep talks in the mirror has been a thing since the 1st hitman episode on the channel. Some things never change
I can imagen Jack being a hit man and flirting with the girl and saying "would you like some of this fantastic shampagen"
Game: *has internet problems*
Jack: imma do what’s called a pro gamer move
*leaves computer*
Turn off wifi
Because his is a Irish pro gamer
Jack:😎
Destroyed the whole entire set up 👍
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Jack: picks up screwdriver
The guy he’s going to *hit* : why do hear boss music?
Correction:Why do i hear Giorno's theme.
@@wisemysticaltree5376 giornos theme played with drills
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3:26 Intorverts on their last straw
at 3:53 made me laugh so hard
Game: Kill your targets
Jack: *how about I kill everyone instead?*
There wont be people to notice if there is nobody to notice.
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ahhh yes... that one ghost town, I remember that episode.
@@lilithium4183 it's there's nobody to notice if there aren't people to notice
Jack when he sees a new game “THOSE REFLECTIONS”
DAMN BOI
you gotta appreciate those graphics
DEM SHADOWS
8:14
bro i actually got scared i thought I was about to see something lol.
“I don’t wanna poison just anybody” kills an entire town in hitman 2.. 😂
"I'm about to make peoples lives disappear" - Jacksepticeye
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@@Kyx368 Please no, if you want subs just go make content that people can enjoy.
HE'S A MAGICIAN
TA-DA! And... they're gone.
everyone: YES HITMAN GAMEPLAY
Jack: LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS
Those were good reflections
ngl those reflections were pretty poggers
"THERE WERE NO RAY TRACING"
the only way to rate games. no raytracing vs raytracing
4:44
"ew ew ew, why are you guys standing there freely......you know below you is death right?" LMAOOOOOOOOO
10:00 is that the Brand New PS5?
Soldier: "I've found an unconscious soldier, the one who did this must be highly skilled..!"
Jack: " *HAMMER OF HIDING!* "
"HAMMER TIME" 🤣
"If there's no witnesses, it's stealth."
I think Sean is the perfect example for that.
Russian stealth, lol
I believe that's called "heavy stealth"
"And God i'm so stealthy"
Proceeds to chuck a guard off a ledge in the fking living room
“I don’t want to poison just anybody”
Later
“If I somehow manage to plant C4 in the roof of this...”
Military personnel: *Let the pro handle this*
Jack: *HOW THE TURN TABLES*
@SHOOTER GAMER your mom doesn't care about your content.
mmm yes how the turn tables
@SHOOTER GAMER i got you
It took me a second to realize what was wrong with this, lol.
oh how the turn have tables
jack pls man we are all here for you hope you are ok fly high to your dad man 😓
"I must hit men."
*turns around*
"Hey cutie."
"wtf"
Hit man “it’s about hitting man”
Ong I wish teachers can explain things as easy as you😭
Bro me 2🤣
CZcamsRRRRR😃
@@sarahhughes3726 ????
Teachers: Hitman: a person who uses their left or right hand to deliver a blow with an increased amount of speed/pressure to a person of the male gender/sex
Hopefully your teachers used to be indian youtubers
Bystander: “someone is punching people left and right!”
Jack: “PUNCHING PEOPLE?!”
First
HiS nAmE Is AcTuAlLy sEaN
@@waterbakey4330 yep
We all know this happened in the video, so why tf do you type it out in the comment section?
@@CARGOGGLES cuz it's funny.
Although I've seen this video before, I felt compelled to revisit it today. The winter blues had a real tough hold on me, and I mean REAL tough, and it's finally starting to ebb off some, but even so I had a tough day today. Lots of anxiety and all that fun jazz. Two minutes into this video, and I'm already starting to feel myself relax. Thanks for keeping us company through your videos Sean, it means more than you know.
A professional Hitman: Kill the targets... Be discreet...
Jack: KILL EVERYONE, LEAVE NO WITNESSES!!! DO IT WHILE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING!!!
Edit: Where'd all these likes come from??
Lol
Among us logic lol
It's for the CONTENT
“I’m not only a hit man, I’m a magician as well. Watch, I’m about to make people’s lives...disappear 😀✨”
Some psychotic energy but I’m here for it
“Is professional just normal difficulty?” - Sean
1:17 is the best place to put a LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTIONS
Game: gives two targets
Jack: nah we killing everyone lol
true
Jack: kills people with scissors
My brain: Genocide Jack
Very Epic Danganronpa reference 😎👍
Yes, just yes
All thats left is to sneeze
Quick someone call Bakuya
I agree 😩
No one is gonna talk about how he started singing “Bodies” by Drowning pool sad😔✌️
This is always how all of my hitman missions go.
"And that ladies and gentlemen, is how you hit men."
Instructions unclear, now dating the target.
I mean, hitting men and hitting _on_ men are two different things-
We can't call him an assassin anymore
He's a mass muderer-
Murderrrrr
Jack makes killing people so damn funny even Jason Bourne couldn’t come up with those lines
Agend 47 is a top notch hitman, which means that he's very good at killing the target and not being found
Meanwhike Jack's Agent 47: YOU GET AN EGG, YOU GET A SWORD
YOU DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING
2019 Jack: *Hires hitman to kill people he hates*
2021 Jack: *Becomes the hitman*
my hitman fingers are tingling
Illdoitmyself.gif
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Standing on a glass at high places
Normal people: Scary, creepy, jumpy
Jack: disgusting
5:05 definitely how rich fancy people talk
Reflections in games: exists.
Jack: 😮
"You've done your part, now leave it to the pros."
*Dies immediately*
No witnesses