Roast Battle’s Top 10 Burns - Uncensored

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  • čas přidán 21. 07. 2018
  • Jeff Ross and Brian Moses count down the 10 most vicious burns from the first two seasons of Roast Battle.
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Komentáře • 567

  • @ScottParisi
    @ScottParisi Před 5 lety +890

    Uncensored video with bleeped out words. Well done.

  • @KnotsEdge
    @KnotsEdge Před 5 lety +400

    Well done. This convinced me not to pirate the show

  • @streetrat48
    @streetrat48 Před 5 lety +93

    How could you not include Mike Lawrence's HILARIOUS joke about Ralphie losing everything in his divorce except for the weight. That's like, the best roast in the show. Easily number 1.

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 Před 3 lety +58

    Explicating every single one just kills the fun.

  • @alejandrocariman9822
    @alejandrocariman9822 Před 5 lety +1393

    I’ve experienced funnier roast battles at a high school lunch table

  • @MrfuckinBeilke
    @MrfuckinBeilke Před 5 lety +399

    RIP RALPHIE MAY

    • @crc5882
      @crc5882 Před 5 lety +8

      It Hurts everytime, but you will get smiles Remebering. R.I.P RM 🙏

    • @fspsyco1
      @fspsyco1 Před 5 lety +7

      the best people are always gone too soon

    • @synthWizkid
      @synthWizkid Před 5 lety +2

      Video Archives they picked the lamest joke he ever told

    • @artieobenaer7276
      @artieobenaer7276 Před 5 lety +1

      Sorry, wow, I did not know he died

    • @nickax7896
      @nickax7896 Před 5 lety +2

      Franz Kafka probably his weight:/

  • @ProfChaos1985
    @ProfChaos1985 Před 5 lety +52

    Special shout out to Ralphie May. Stronger shout out to the guys that built that stage.

    • @markmckinney9821
      @markmckinney9821 Před 6 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 EPIC!!!

  • @caeert2962
    @caeert2962 Před 5 lety +24

    How the hell did none of Jimmy Carr's epic burns not make the list?!

  • @zudachris1737
    @zudachris1737 Před 4 lety +11

    The first burns from K. Trevor Wilson was amazing, and that’s what’s I appreciates about hims

  • @alecnewman6052
    @alecnewman6052 Před 4 lety +5

    I'm addicted to watching these.

  • @omarmartinez7348
    @omarmartinez7348 Před 5 lety +15

    The whole time i was waiting for the countdown to begin

  • @CLOAKBEATS.
    @CLOAKBEATS. Před 3 lety +8

    you'd never know from this skit but this show is actually funny

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova Před 5 lety +278

    ralphie was a good man

  • @Hikingalliance
    @Hikingalliance Před 4 lety +7

    “Served by a mexican” was gold!!

  • @Chotchskey
    @Chotchskey Před 5 lety +1

    Let’s get it on that last one baby!!! That shit was hilarious

  • @georgemoore8832
    @georgemoore8832 Před 4 lety +17

    every time I see/hear jeff ross, I miss Greg Geraldo.

  • @JoshDrakePendora
    @JoshDrakePendora Před 5 lety +9

    Shoutout to the boy Ralphie, rip my man, you will be missed, much love

  • @timothyperring5031
    @timothyperring5031 Před 5 lety

    The first roast and last roast were bringing the heat!!!

  • @quitethevoyeur
    @quitethevoyeur Před 4 lety +1

    The MTV2 one is so good. Also Sarah Tiana has a lovely laugh

  • @RominaTalpos
    @RominaTalpos Před 5 lety +1

    Great video! You do a great job :)

  • @gregg_w
    @gregg_w Před 5 lety +637

    Yeah this just isn't funny commentary

    • @ikuep
      @ikuep Před 5 lety +10

      It's not meant to be. It's just joyful chatter. Don't be so uptight.

    • @antoniwoes
      @antoniwoes Před 5 lety +14

      @@ikuep what do you mean they are comedians there job is to be funny

    • @okahhj55
      @okahhj55 Před 5 lety +10

      The roasts are shit as well.

    • @tytytyme33
      @tytytyme33 Před 5 lety

      Ralphie said some shit that made me laugh 😂

    • @JustGuineaPigs01
      @JustGuineaPigs01 Před 4 lety +2

      Nothing about this was funny at all.

  • @DanBryanWrites
    @DanBryanWrites Před 5 lety +121

    Love this show but damn the dressed up extras dont half kill the comedy.

  • @AlexanderTheGreat1991
    @AlexanderTheGreat1991 Před 3 lety +5

    Roast in peace, Ralphie!

  • @jironthunder7519
    @jironthunder7519 Před 5 lety

    Forgot about that show, funny stuff!

  • @billybrothers2492
    @billybrothers2492 Před 5 lety +72

    Don’t need the in-between dialogue

  • @Fudge_Fantasy
    @Fudge_Fantasy Před 5 lety +7

    Jeff rosses rebuttals are funnier than the top 10 list.

  • @edwardreyes1946
    @edwardreyes1946 Před 5 lety +110

    Those were harsh? What kind of mtv2 bullahit was that?

    • @Quifuh
      @Quifuh Před 5 lety +2

      They don't want to lose their advertising power, if they didn't care about it, the top one would be the deadpan girl's joke that destroyed that man on stage, an unrecognizable road feature.

    • @randomcommenter3773
      @randomcommenter3773 Před 2 lety

      Ffkkkckfkfkfkfkckfkfkckfkfkfkckckckckfkckfuck

  • @UrbanNinja12011
    @UrbanNinja12011 Před 3 lety +7

    I think Comedy Central has outlived its usefulness at this point

  • @Leoppassion
    @Leoppassion Před 2 lety

    I like how Top 10 burns is another roast video of itself.

  • @asanahmad8167
    @asanahmad8167 Před rokem

    We need more seasons Ross

  • @DaydreamBeliever1997
    @DaydreamBeliever1997 Před 4 lety +15

    The commentary the beginning is fine but it was annoying interspersed between roasts

  • @king_dizzy2353
    @king_dizzy2353 Před 2 lety +2

    R.I.P Ralph. Wish he had a nice netflix special!

  • @VannApragal
    @VannApragal Před 2 lety +1

    If these are top 10, I ain't never tuning in to see the show. Ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasonheim7602
    @jasonheim7602 Před 3 lety

    “So fuck em”
    “Nobody will”
    Jeeeezus the roasting doesn’t stop at commentary 😂😂😂

  • @kysier6015
    @kysier6015 Před 5 lety +109

    6.6m subs. At time of this comment: 900 views.
    There's a comedy central exec somewhere crying into his pillow.

    • @venicebeachsportsnetwork6677
      @venicebeachsportsnetwork6677 Před 5 lety +1

      Look now

    • @dookieman7662
      @dookieman7662 Před 4 lety

      LOOK NOW

    • @shawonr3325
      @shawonr3325 Před 4 lety +2

      @@dookieman7662 * 2 years later * (Spongebob voice)

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 Před 3 lety

      @@shawonr3325 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @charlesmanuel9844
    @charlesmanuel9844 Před 5 lety +33

    Damn Lincoln resurrected cuz of that roast

  • @bradgower4428
    @bradgower4428 Před 4 lety

    If anyone else has ever played the MMORPG ‘Fiesta Online’ that the background music to the video is the soundtrack when in any of the dungeons/abyss. Recognised it straight away.

  • @dominique2911
    @dominique2911 Před 4 lety +1

    That last one made me choke on my pretzels

  • @Himothybetter
    @Himothybetter Před rokem

    Go to a elementary school lunch table
    “your in the big leagues now son”

  • @chefjamesresciniti9168

    The best thing about watching this was that there was a Celebrity Jeopardy in the up-next scroll

  • @buddy77587
    @buddy77587 Před 5 lety

    Awesome shit

  • @metalheadpsycho2486
    @metalheadpsycho2486 Před 5 lety +33

    Boom Roasted!!

  • @loantran6958
    @loantran6958 Před 3 lety

    I broke my perfect eyes looking at that shining head

  • @ZachVanHarrisJR
    @ZachVanHarrisJR Před 5 lety +2

    Smack URL should be hosting this

  • @joecoe4416
    @joecoe4416 Před 5 lety +1

    THIS VIDEO BOMBED!

  • @TomEyeTheSFMguy
    @TomEyeTheSFMguy Před 4 lety

    Proceeds to t-pose to show his true dominance.

  • @jonathantorres-zamora8325

    Imagine if Patrice O’Neal was still alive. He’d killed this show.

  • @whitelie4523
    @whitelie4523 Před 5 lety

    That was like roasting marshmallows

  • @FalloutProfile
    @FalloutProfile Před 3 lety

    Last one is pretty funny

  • @kylejones5739
    @kylejones5739 Před 3 lety +1

    Y’all need to roast whoever put this list together

  • @tenderbastardtenderbastard8050

    the dog said, "I thought this was a question and answer session." ~ tenderbastard

  • @Re-ScoreMe
    @Re-ScoreMe Před 5 lety +1

    Bring in some comics from the Cellar Clique!

  • @silent1803
    @silent1803 Před 5 lety +1

    The best burn was not even listed; Mike Lawrence put Ralphie in his place with the joke about his wife leaving him, his kids deserting him and Dat Phan beating him.

  • @KingChessable
    @KingChessable Před 3 lety

    I have a roast, “Hey buddy, you got something on your chin, no not that one, I’m talking about the third one down”

  • @TheMestreDosMagos171
    @TheMestreDosMagos171 Před 5 lety +1

    Mike Lawrence roasting ralphie may was the best ever

    • @R0tt3nM1nd
      @R0tt3nM1nd Před 5 lety

      PANTANEIRO I bet they didnt put the mike x ralphy roast because he's dead.

    • @MegaMr46
      @MegaMr46 Před 5 lety +1

      La Bitácora del Gordo that was way before Ralphie May died

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 Před 3 lety

      @@MegaMr46 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
      (Watch the Time Traveler set first)
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  • @mr.e5595
    @mr.e5595 Před 5 lety

    Ralphie May: Roast in Piece

  • @SwagMasterT17
    @SwagMasterT17 Před 5 lety

    When does roast battle come back?

  • @ExhaustedElox
    @ExhaustedElox Před 5 lety +2

    That #1 burn: Damn!

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare Před 4 lety +1

    Those weren't "harsh". That's what corporate suits approve as "harsh".

  • @dylananderson310
    @dylananderson310 Před 5 lety +5

    Where were the quality Jimmy Carr burns?

  • @Fish10000
    @Fish10000 Před 3 lety +1

    This ain't nothing meet me at the high school lunch table

  • @TheRolexseller
    @TheRolexseller Před 5 lety +1

    Todd & Ralphie baybeee

  • @treykeele4578
    @treykeele4578 Před 5 lety +1

    Aw Ralphie...we miss you Big brudda.

  • @TS-fz5fz
    @TS-fz5fz Před 5 lety

    JEFF ROSS MAKE OUT WITH MEEEEEEEEE

  • @TheMurdoc6982
    @TheMurdoc6982 Před 5 lety +1

    Nice to see Squirrelly Dan.

  • @rustyshackleford5516
    @rustyshackleford5516 Před 3 lety +3

    RIP Ralphie, could've really used you this year..

  • @alecrichardson6086
    @alecrichardson6086 Před 5 lety

    funniest show in the world

  • @runeplate123
    @runeplate123 Před 5 lety +320

    Didn’t laugh once anyone agree?

  • @aliecarey
    @aliecarey Před 4 lety

    I miss Ralphie too ❤

  • @jayillest9981
    @jayillest9981 Před rokem

    Ralphy MAY!!!!! REST IN LOVE

  • @PirateDynamics
    @PirateDynamics Před 5 lety +34

    You all are cowards for not playing the roast that actually killed Ralphie May.

    • @ripdajacker23
      @ripdajacker23 Před 5 lety +2

      On the bright side, it kept thousands of people warm for hours on hours that that night

    • @ProfChaos1985
      @ProfChaos1985 Před 5 lety +1

      I thought it was 4 roasts, 3 hams, and a cheesecake.

    • @asapgrit
      @asapgrit Před 5 lety +1

      I can't even find that video on youtube anymore

    • @PirateDynamics
      @PirateDynamics Před 5 lety +1

      They used a still shot of it as the preview image for this video, so they know what they are doing.

  • @alexgall8785
    @alexgall8785 Před 2 lety +1

    I wish Ralphie, Greg, and Patrice were still here to hear this trash. RiP gents you're missed dearly. O&A party rock!

  • @macca839
    @macca839 Před 4 lety

    What time do his Jeff's eyes open

  • @Lucas-zf8yq
    @Lucas-zf8yq Před 4 lety

    All the cases that haven’t been closed yet

  • @IsaacAbunu
    @IsaacAbunu Před 3 lety

    Rip Ralphie we miss you

  • @shinobi2598
    @shinobi2598 Před rokem

    This was one of my best roast lol:
    Your species of people are a danger even to the non-existential realm, is there a place outside of existence and non-existence to hold you?

  • @infinitewave4565
    @infinitewave4565 Před 5 lety

    Damn dude sounds like rocket

  • @_TravellLynch
    @_TravellLynch Před 2 lety

    The fat dude 00:20 sounded like Stone Cold

  • @KidYoureAHomo
    @KidYoureAHomo Před 5 lety +14

    I am a simple man, I see ralphie may I click.

    • @asapgrit
      @asapgrit Před 5 lety

      i'm surprised nobody ever roasted him by calling him Ralphie Gay

    • @maddyewton5802
      @maddyewton5802 Před 5 lety +1

      @@asapgrit probably because that shits lame as fuck ....

    • @josephvela4584
      @josephvela4584 Před 5 lety

      asap grit to easy and out dated

  • @Karthik-bc5rf
    @Karthik-bc5rf Před 3 lety

    I have experienced more roasts battles on my school bus.

  • @bulletvivace
    @bulletvivace Před 5 lety +6

    Just saw the quarter finale, and you picked Earl over Jimmy?!?!?!!?!?!!!
    Ok, he had a clipboard, but he was waaaaaayyyy funnier then Earl, not even close.

    • @onceinabluemoon593
      @onceinabluemoon593 Před 5 lety +4

      bulletvivace I agree, Jimmy was much funnier. Yeah, the clipboard was dumb, and if I recall it was either Jeff Ross or the guest judge that pointed that out, but otherwise I thought he was hilarious. He's like Greg Giraldo was... in that he doesn't give a fuck what people think, very brutal, which is awesome.

    • @bulletvivace
      @bulletvivace Před 5 lety +2

      It was Jimmy Kimmel, and I loved the response.

    • @onceinabluemoon593
      @onceinabluemoon593 Před 5 lety +1

      bulletvivace Oh yeah it was Kimmel, thanks man.

  • @RareBreed4246
    @RareBreed4246 Před 5 lety +1

    You can tell Jeff did notttt wanna do that in between commentary

  • @tahjsampier2467
    @tahjsampier2467 Před 5 lety

    R.I.P. Ralphie May

  • @chikowashere
    @chikowashere Před 5 lety +11

    I miss Patrice O'Neal and Ralphie May.

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 Před 4 lety +2

      👍🏼 Patrice O'Neal
      👎🏼 Ralphie May

    • @c0nundrm
      @c0nundrm Před 4 lety

      Patrice O’Neal would’ve been where Kevin Hart is now.

    • @Lamtitude
      @Lamtitude Před 3 lety

      @@c0nundrm no he wouldn’t, but he was definitely more talented than Kevin.

    • @c0nundrm
      @c0nundrm Před 3 lety

      No sure how you disagree. When you agree that he was more talented than Kevin.

    • @Lamtitude
      @Lamtitude Před 3 lety

      @@c0nundrm because talent has nothing to do with success. Hollywood would never have a guy like Patrice in roles that Kevin Hart got.

  • @climaxhubbard
    @climaxhubbard Před 4 lety

    we miss you ralphie!!!

  • @dykevader01
    @dykevader01 Před 4 lety +2

    The lack of proposal hoax with "I will never marry you" makes this list useless - it's the only roast I still remember

    • @tygrkhat4087
      @tygrkhat4087 Před 4 lety

      That was the British version of the show.

  • @JackpotsAfterDark
    @JackpotsAfterDark Před 5 lety +15

    Ralphie is funnier in 2018 than he was his entire career

    • @bambam6688
      @bambam6688 Před 5 lety +5

      I think that was the joke....

  • @onceinabluemoon593
    @onceinabluemoon593 Před 5 lety +11

    Meh, I didn't think these were the top 10 best, Imo. I do love the roast battles though. One of my favorites was actually with the woman and guy in #1, I believe, not the joke in this video rather she said how she has kids and the only children he has are on his hard drive at home. lmao, best burn.
    RIP Ralphie May

    • @ripdajacker23
      @ripdajacker23 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol why the fuck wasn't that on the list?

    • @onceinabluemoon593
      @onceinabluemoon593 Před 5 lety +1

      ripdajacker23 Who knows. I'm not sure who chose these "Top 10 burns", but they were the least funny, Imo. There were so many that were much better.

    • @mysteryfan8874
      @mysteryfan8874 Před 5 lety

      Didnt get the hard drive joke

    • @onceinabluemoon593
      @onceinabluemoon593 Před 5 lety +2

      Mystery Fan The dude she was up against looked like a kiddy fiddler, which was an ongoing joke against him; but either way when she said the only kids he has are on his hard drive at home.... implies that it is child porn.
      My girlfriend and I just watched that roast battle again last night, the guest judges were Sarah Silverman and Judd Apatow. I can't remember the two roasters names atm.

  • @modsoul1
    @modsoul1 Před 5 lety +1

    I thought it said 'Top 10 Bums'. After watching this I think that is more accurate.

  • @hipeescutely
    @hipeescutely Před 5 lety +2

    *OH DANG*

  • @billy9497able
    @billy9497able Před 5 lety

    RIP Ralphie

  • @gnegrete6291
    @gnegrete6291 Před 4 lety

    God damn ralphie. We miss you bro

  • @dunngyllite7883
    @dunngyllite7883 Před 5 lety +7

    ehrm - seriously? This is the top ten list? Good to know, because it tells me I missed out on nothing by not watching one single roast battle.

    • @blanked_out_chin
      @blanked_out_chin Před 5 lety

      yea, it's nothing like the ones before they went to TV. They have some brutal ones filmed at local clubs here on youtube. Those are the best/worst depending on your morals.

    • @Gary-tz5qm
      @Gary-tz5qm Před 5 lety +1

      The UK one is pretty good

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 Před 3 lety

      @@Gary-tz5qm 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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  • @leekam4606
    @leekam4606 Před 2 lety +1

    UK hands down everytime

  • @hakimiramli4385
    @hakimiramli4385 Před 4 lety

    Last Halloween my friend dress up as leprechaun all of sudden he start roast battle and I'm the first victim.I start roasting him by yell look a black leprechaun quick give him kool aid and fried chicken

  • @zachhenslee6925
    @zachhenslee6925 Před 5 lety

    R.I.P. Ralphy May

  • @Jus7here
    @Jus7here Před 4 lety

    Music?

  • @blokjeproducties7432
    @blokjeproducties7432 Před 5 lety

    When did jeff join Run DMC?

  • @RAW_Reality
    @RAW_Reality Před 5 lety +1

    I've had shits that (could have told a joke and) burned more than any of those "jokes".

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 Před 2 lety

    These jokes reminds me of 2-week old Folger’s. A mild roast that’s lost any flavor.