Unique friendly greetings to Skaven. Total War Warhammer 2
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Even when everybody likes the skaven nobody likes them
Friendly greeting: "I hate rats."
Friendlier than a bullet between the eyes, at least.
Rats are beauty why hate em eh everyone other than skaven huh?
@@wiiblii8584 rats like underground caves, dwarves make underground caves, they are in contest of the same space so they naturally hate each other
@@JackPorter but skaven are the master race they deserve respect
hey, i notice the nehekarans roll their R's when speaking
I just imagine there's just one genuinely good skaven wandering the world, trying to find someone, anyone, who won't try to kill or enslave him at any moment.
Clan mors (basically no back-stabbing) and Moulder (friends with the norscans and kinda chill) aren't as bad and surprisingly Eshin canonically are friends with Cathay.
@@Dracosian4802 Eshin are not "friends" with Cathay. They merely learned their tricks from Cathayans, presumably at knife point.
making a skaven character thats literally this
For myself-self. Its personally very hard; to make humans happy. I have my pet rat.
There was; he was torn to shreds by his own men
"I will send for some cheese"
The casual racism of elves smh..
Elven cheese, hm-hm? I-I hungry now!
No, you See the elf is the Hero and brings liberty, its like a colonial Mission, they know better and want you to not eat trash
Is just polite to offers snacks to guests :)
Elf-thing offered us cheese, we murder-kill her last yes-yes
Is it time for Cox'nCrendor in the Morning?
Skaven's inability to detect sarcasm has served the dark elves well.
It's because they always assume to be lied too.
Things are going good great for them.
I like Queek, he's the only skaven that's more likely to stab you in the front than in the back
Well Ikit Claw would too.. but only because he's always holding a bigger gun.
@@blakearius Problem with Ikit is that he's just as likely to blow you up with a warpstone bomb
@@MaliciousGrim05 And probably blow up his own minions and allies in the process. You'll never know if it was treason or simply a design flaw.
Queek makes Korne proud.
@@azathoththe3rd Always believed the reasoning for their unusual loyalty is due to unintentional worship of Khorne.
Teclis: "Others may have failed to see you for what you are. I have not".
I'm struggling to determine if this is friendly, sarcastic... or romantic.
*insert careless whisper*
Cthulhu Who actually it’s Alpharius
OwO
@@TheLostArchangel666 cue eshin
Witch Hunter? This post here.
"Come-come, compare tails, longest one gets the Warpstone, yes-yes?"
That's always been my favorite diplomacy line, right next to the one where the Skaven threaten to shit in the lizardmen spawning pools.
Clan pestilens has a shat in spawning pool as a landmark as well
its litteraly a dick comparison contest for magic uranium
Personally, I like a line Ikit has to the lizardmen, just blatantly disappointed they're alive.
"Oh, I thought the skink-plague would've killed you... Shame."
Gay-gay yes-yes
there is also a line where the skaven threaten to piss on the pyramids
"You Skaven are a scourge on this world... a bit like me." is such a cute line.
You gotta love old luther
I mean, he's flattering himself more than a little bit by comparing the threat posed by his little fleet, to the threat posed by the Skaven race...
@@GarmrKiDarwell little you say. He has like half a thousand ships
Even the most friendly/welcoming greetings sound begrudging at best. Appropriate response for receiving a Skaven "diplomat."
Fuckin spy, more like. :D
Judging by some responses, I think they send the representative alongside gutter runners
“Red eyes in the dark... is that you, Skaven?”
But sometimes they prefer the more direct approach (AKA: probably escorted by 4 stormvermin)
“Holding court for vermin... there’s no greater joy...”
“VERMIN? ON MY DECK?”
I feel like Skrolk sending a diplomat at all would cause paranoia. They could just smash a vial in their stronghold or ship and leave it a haunted husk lol
@@corpselight7989 "Get away rat, you carrier of plague."
"I also carry presents!"
"Oh, how sweet."
"It's plague."
"Dammit."
@@PAPride95 "We-we bring plagued north-man-thing heart!"
"What can you offer me rodent"
They. Have. Machine. Guns.
"You are a coward - that much is plain to me, Skaven."
"Yes-yes, and?"
"There is something about you I just dont trust.."
*Doomsphere ticking below his feet*
That I just don’t tru-
*DOOOOOOM*
faint echo of mad rat laughter
You missed a few Skaven responses. Due to their spinelessness, they'll give more submissive responses if your strength rank is higher than theirs.
Yo, that's actually really cool
Really? Because I was 1. Talking to 35. And they still acted like they were the boss........
So naturally I wiped them out to get more warp fuel
@@void-creature if you fight them to the last or few settlements you can confederate them and get them as a lord for one of your army’s.
Submissive and breedable
"Vermin do not last in naggaroth"
Longer than in skavenblight, i can assure you.
LMAO
"Everybody likes Skaven"
Friendly lizardmen: *well yes, but actually no*
Honestly, most of the responses were essentially "We will tolerate you because you've given us money and/or killed our enemies"
"Friendly" lizardmen
@@weezact7 that’s actually a reason why Thanquol is alive. Since Thanquol causes more harm to other skaven that to any other race, the Slann dictate that he lives since his existence is a net benefit to them.
That one High Elf girl was actually polite enough to offer the Skaven representative Cheese while they waited for the Phoenix King to arrive.
"That pointy ear nice-good! We kill-murder he last, yes-yes!"
Fun fact, Skave actually enjoy the taste of warpstone like a narcotic.
@@robertnelson9599 so they dont like cheese
Robert Nelson bruh, how much warpstone do they got? It’s a religious object, energy source for their machinery, ammunition for their weaponry, and a drug?
You would think they’d run out of the stuff eventually.
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 the stuff falls from morrslieb and crashes to the surface periodically, in addition to digging it out of the ground.
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 We never-never tell how much; no, no! But do not worry-fear, is not-not that much... Do you-you have more warpstone for me-us, hm?
i like wulfhart,
I kill skaven but no one belive me
Probably because he never kept a Skaven's corpse or something
@@samtemdo8 because empire deny the existence of Skaven
@@cenk2704 They have a task force of elite member of races to defend againt the vermint
@@brunocobos6646 Uberseik five.
@@martinlysy Or four. It doesn't matter.
First eight minutes: why are they so mean to the rats?
Last minute: oh yeah, they're insane and gross
Harkon comparing himself to Skaven is priceless.
Wow, we have so much in common.....
Soooo, what are your Plans for the Weekend?
@@void-creature😂
"Tell me, How can vermin help safeguard my homeland?"
*pulls out doomrocket*
"This help-kill enemy-things in seconds, thank me with WARPSTONE!"
*and that is how Elves found new weapons contractor *
SKAVEN MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX BEST IN THE WORLD
"Red eyes in the dark...is that you, Skaven?" such a cool line!
Oh its you. Excellent.
That got me lmfao
That one was my favorite too.
He even says that to his brother Tyrion.
Teclis is very forefront about his feelings
so skaven measure tails like we measure cars. good to know
to any one that want to know time stamp its 7:46 and 8:12
Skaven measure tails like Tomb Kings measure Pyramids
@@DogKacique yo so true. or empire measure a good mustache
“Cars” wasn’t what I interpreted it as...
@@lordvarrax5060 pp
"Speak your filth, vermin.." Ah yes, the Asur of Ulthuan, truly they are the master of subtle oration and diplomacy.
One of them at least offered some cheese while they wait.
Everyone else: "Vermin, Skaven, Rat, Coward...."
Sylostra: "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrratman!"
Other title: “horrible rats experience micro aggressions for 9 minutes”
I like how the elves are vaguely intrigued by the idea of friendly skaven, while the Empire and Lizardmen are just like “Yeah, no. Not happening.”
I allied with Wulfhart when I did my Clan Mors campaign. I really liked one of his greetings: “You’re a long way from home. Something we both have in common”
don't trust no-furs, they are sneaky, unlike HONOURABLE skaven yes yes??
hmmm
IIRC, Skaven actually DO believe themselves honorable. They have a VERY different view on honor, though.
i literally dont care how evil, cruel and insane the skaven are they are cute rat people and will be pet and cherished
I don't suggest petting anybody from clan pestilince, otherwise you might join us in helping kugath or maybe festus.
I second this
Everyone that isn't skaven: "the fuck do you want?"
Skaven: "greetings my fellow sigma male."
Surprised Lizardmen are willing to parlay with Skaven.
There is something else that needs to die more urgently
All part of the "plan"
Like what?! Did Drachenfels come back?!
No polite Vladdy Daddy. :(
Ah well. Can't have em all.
Vlad have only interactions with the game 1 races :(
@@douglassilva4858 Meanwhile, only a select few of the game 2 races have lines for the game 1s...
Ya know, a few of these are genuinely kinda nice.
Reponse especially is surprising. Maybe she had a pet rat as a girl, cuz that woman is REMARKABLY kind for a member of the Ordertide entertaining a Skaven guest.
Cult of Pleasure is unsurprisingly down for the rats. I almost feel bad for Malekith, given how easy is mum is.
Also that one elf lady. She was actually pretty congenial. Offering food to skaven? Very generous.
easily the most light hearted of the responses. she had that sort of tone where she obviously doesn't really know what to make of the circumstances she finds herself in, but in a good way.
Well Repanse was a originally a peasant, so she might have some sympathy to being looked down by everyone.
Yes very generous especially since there going to steal all of the remaining cheese on the way out
"Also that one elf lady. She was actually pretty congenial. Offering food to skaven? Very generous."
*That one completely WOOSHED over your head. Offering them cheese was her being entirely sarcastic (and racist).*
@@opo3628 She could have also meant what she said. Joke or not. And is there a reason a rat wouldn't like cheese if humanoid races do? Seems like you're being racist yourself.
that "honorable skaven" line killed me lol
"-Rat-spawn. I am not as forgiving as Sotek." Damn, Mazdamundi is the best 😂 and also reference to Star Wars, when Vader said similar thing.
And these are the friendly dialogues?
I will send for some cheese for you.
Yep pretty much.
Hey, they're not threatening to kill you on sight. For Skaven thats a major improvement.
The Skaven are world-renowned villains and monsters. Simply being in their presence probably sours these guys' day. Worse still when they come _offering_ something - they extend one hand to shake while using the other to choose the knife they'll stab your back with, and everyone knows it.
@@PAPride95 World renowend ?
I'm sure they are just a myth.
I like the idea that the only non-violent way to handle business in Skaven society is to compare tails (and that Great Horned Rat approves of such dplomacy, for he clearly has the best tail of them all)
Lizardmen and Skaven are natural enemies, like Elves and Skaven, or Dwarves and Skaven, or Men and Skaven, or Skaven and other Skaven. Damn Skaven, they ruined Skavenblight!
Kind of hope they update voicelines for WH1 and WH2 races to interact with each other
Agreed. Would love to hear what Vlad has to say after High Elves being so... polite :D
Aye. Bonus if Karl mentions Emperor Mandred Skavenslayer.
It's quite hard to get voice actors back.
"There is something about you that I just don't trust..."
Ikit: *whispering* "Be stealthy-sneaky! I can only distract-bother the elf for so long! Get. That. Cheese!"
Telices and moriathi were kind all things considered
Don't forget repanse she was nice!
Respanse was polite, not quite the same
I feel like Morathi in particular is just *drowning* her comments in sarcasm... Repanse just straight up respects the Skaven for talking to her... Teclis is somewhere in the middle, I can't decide if he's being sarcastic, or if he's doing the Teclis thing that he does "No, everyone else in the universe is wrong, *I'm* the only one who can see the real truth!" and decides the Skaven are good guys
@@JimRFF Morathi is definitely being sarcastic.
You can be on friendly terms with Tehenhauin as skaven? Surely this is a bug.
Or a mod.
"There is a terrible darkness upon you tiny heart skaven"
Skaven: I just want a Hug-hug... ;(
Poor skavie has no friend !
hug-hug.... stab!
They deserve no friend-companion. Yes-yes!
Read some Redwall!
... no, wait, still villains. Forget I said anything.
So the skaven can stab stab my back with a dagger? Sneaky sneaky Skaven. Yes yes.
The Skaven have single handedly convinced me to buy this game
"Why should the kraken, speak with the rodent?"
"We offer-give weapons of mass destruction-death"
"I am all ears"
"I usually only see rats jumping off sinking ships..." Luthor Harkon has the funniest line toward Skaven.
Surprised Arkhan even listens considering it was Skaven that helped kill Nagash
According to the lore, most of the factions would not even consider being nice to other factions.
@@robertnelson9599 Yep. The Order races (Empire, Dwarfs, High Elves, Lizardmen, etc.) would treat with each other fairly (barring a few exceptions - Dwarfs and Elves, for example), and two Disorder (Chaos, Skaven, Vampires, Dark Elves, etc.) factions _might_ be willing to cooperate once in a blue moon, but diplomacy between Order and Disorder races? Nah - not without _very_ extenuating circumstances. There's just too much bad blood over too many centuries.
@@PAPride95 Those circumstances being something like the End Times, when Vladdy Daddy decided to play nice with Mortals, and Nagash was a bro.
@@MrJinglejanglejingle Exactly. And it says quite a bit about this setting and the people that inhabit it that it took the literal _end of the world_ for many of these factions to put aside their differences for a common cause - that cause, of course, being stopping the world from blowing up.
@@PAPride95 Which they failed at... Because GW are terrible writers. I mean, the end of the End Times would've probably resulted in everyone kinda... Not knowing what to do. I mean, Nagash is back, the Skaven are everywhere, most of the greatest heroes are dead or dying...
Tyrion: "There is something about you i just don't trust."
Me: "Could it possibly be the fact that he's a disgusting, inherently evil and genocidal oversized rat?
Or maybe it's the very real possibility that they've built a network of tunnels with some kind of superweapon directly below that very throne room.
Hey, that's racist!
@@DzinkyDzink Skaven Lives Matter!
@@mrschizo2837 very, very likely.
my first long-term act in *every* skaven campaign so far is to order an undercity below tyrion's throneroom.
Malekith: Do you know what we do to vermin in Naggaroth?
Ikit "Gamer" Klaw: Do you know what we call Elves from Naggaroth? 🤡
Ikit about to do a warcrime.
"Sorry Mr. Marsh the answer was Naggers"
I love how Aranessa mentioned Captain Skretch. An Undead Skaven Serving under Noctilus with a giant Fish as his Ship. (I Highly recommend reading some lore about him)
"I will send for some cheese while you make your request, rodent."
*Blushing skaven noises*
I like how the Skaven greetings are barely more friendly than the non Skaven ones
"Rats... I hate rats." What a friendly greeting!
Vermin? On my deck?
It is more likely than you think.
Free Skaven check!
"I will send for some cheese" OOOOOOOOOOOOOH GONNA NEED AN EARTHBLOOD FOR THAT BUUUUUUUUUURN
Mate that won't work
You need invocation of nehek for the dead
Pretty sure even that won’t work if the body has been incinerated
I’m pretty sure the skaven was just grateful for the cheese, signed the non-aggression pact, left, and ate the gifted cheese on a hill as he watched the elven city get blown up by a doomsphere
Most diabolical scheme yes-yes?
1:18
"Vermin, on my deck? This isn't a sinking ship!" LMAO 😂
"But sir-sir, the ship is is sink-sinkiiin!"
"What do you mean Vermin?"
* * *Doom rocket launched.* * *
...this kind of diplomacy sort of makes me want to do a genocidal world conquest as the Skaven. I've never felt so bad for ratfolk.
Pick Queek, yes-yes! Put their heads on a trophy rack! Let's hear their courtesies then, yes-yes!
"My master does not trust you"
Nice smidgen of lore reference
""""""""""Friendly"""""""""" greetings.
i love how most skaven voices sound realy apropriate for them and snikch sounds so deep youd think hes a warrior of chaos or something
"I'm a simple rat:
you offer cheese, I will take it"
- Lord Pinktail,
Collecter of the Cheese-Tithe
Aww, Repanse is actually sweet. Must be secretly a fan of Ratatouille.
Skaven especially Ikkit are pretty much just world renowned villains that can breed thousands in short time and have a renown for making weapons of doom from essentially nuclear demon anthrax. If they offer you a deal its already too late for you or they plan on back stabbing you later. I love them.
Wow, Repanse was pretty cool. My favourite Brettonian for a reason!
Imagine all of these factions and races being rude to the most technologically advanced race? They do realize that one rat nuke and bye bye you go boom.
They are trying to be polite, considering everyone knows skaven only deserve death.
Also one of the races that is pretty much hellbent on ending all the other ones, and the only reason they can't is that they keep fucking betraying each other. Seriously if they quit that shit for a singular year they would have ended everyone else.
But most races also don't know the level that Skaven can go, because the Skaven themselves don't usually let it get that far with the amount of backstabbing. In fact Skaven themselves (in some level of lore) had a ban on getting caught (the Humans specifically had a much harsher one), or trying to do big maneuvers without approval, punishable by Eshin. Cause they liked being played on the downlow.
But most races do realize how serious a threat they pose, but perhaps not how close they truly are from getting their paws on it.
Skaven have the most advanced technology? Lizardmen beg to differ. They have actual spaceships and solar-powered death rays. Also, Skaven technology is famously unreliable. A skaven nuke is as likely to blow up the Skaven themselves as it is to blow up its intended victims. Of course, the Skaven being Skaven, they do not consider this a problem.
@@jodofe4879 I find that’s to believe.
I mean, the Rat nuke didn't end well for the Skaven in the books
No rats on my sinking ship!
I love how a solid third of the interactions are just roasting the absolute *SHIT* out of the Skaven 😂
Empire: we like you skaven but we will not say you existed
Second Friendly greetings: "I hate rats". I guess this is compliment for skaven beacuse he admit they are naughty boys heh
Serra is so kind, she even offered cheese 2:22
Are you sure this isn’t everyone hates Skaven?
nah these are *very* polite greetings.
they deserve far worse & everyone knows it.
A more accurate title would be "Everybody hates the Skaven slightly less"
Miss Bretonnia actually sounded kind
The only greetings that aren't openly hateful are just sarcastic.
Except for Tomb Kings, but maybe sarcasm hadn't been invented back when they were still living.
All the 'friendly' Lizardmen greetings be like "Goodnight, Westly. Good work. Sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning!"
just finished a krok gar campaign & it amused me how often he talks to his carnosaur telling it the lizardman version of 'settle down, we'll eat this prey later'
Well, lorewise, lizardmen should hate skavens with all their reptilian hearts - so that's pretty accurate
I wonder how skaven diplomats even manage to get to do things and not get killed at the gate.
Repanse was surprisingly friendlu
Skaven: The most oppressed minority
The most oppressed majority considering their demography.
Minority... Riiight...
@@Oscar_Lasco drown them in bodies yes-yes?
Wasn't expecting Repanse to be chill with Skaven, but that's pretty aight.
Teclis was pretty funny to be honest. You could twist that second line so far out of context. Actually Serra of Cothique wasn't all that bad either to be fair. Shame this wasn't Mortal Empires, would have been interesting to hear Empire and Warhammer's Nicest Leader Vlad have a few comments.
Serra even offered him some cheese, what a nice girl. I'm sure it wasn't meant as an insult, when have High Elves ever done that?
@@Marxamune *cough* War of the *cough* beard *cough cough*
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 War of Vengeance you bloody pointy-ear sympathizer!
@@DzinkyDzink im using the name they gave it, to further show their arrogance. Don't trust anything without a proper beard!
i guess the writers assumed she wouldn't know what they are
Tau: I'm tired of everyone shit talking me!
Skaven: First time?
i see, Arkhan has not forgotten the skaven...
Who in their right mind would receive a Skaven diplomat??!! 😂😂
Dark Elves: still hostile
Bretonnia: open to new ideas
Humans: "I don't even know how we got here"
My cold, dead heart is briefly warmed by the word uniting it is disgust against the loathsome vile ratmen and their kins
I love how even the friendliest greeting is either begruding or condecending,at best
2:26 i find it pretty sweet how they offer some snacks, even if it comes off as passive-aggresive.
*sad ratman noises*
"Why don't we steal their love and rememberance?"
Poor rat folks
Grim can 'ardly see you, past Groms belly.
Love that one
2:27 that is such a high elf response.
You can say a lot about Bretonnia, but them being Impolite is not one of them. They showed common curtesy to oversized rats who are hellbent on destroying everything.
"Ruled by a council? How inferior." Closest thing you will get to a democracy in the Old World, aside from the Empire maybe. Skaven ahead of their time in technology and government.
Sylvania going straight up anarchy.
Just because there is more than one ruler, don't imagine for a second that it's even vaguely democratic. Skaven society is utterly brutal, and their hierarchy is extremely structured and ruthlessly enforced. A conclave of the most powerful warlords is no more democratic than a king by blood.
If anything this is a step forward as they're not killing the furry sociopath on sight.
Rats, rats, we're the rats.
Dont trust no-furs!
Poor Skaven, no one either takes them seriously or look down on them.
So... the only somewhat friendly greeting is from Harkon, who basically is like "Oh you're a scourge, just like me!"
Beyond that, only 'some' skaven seem to tolerate eachother. Poor rats get no respect
The skaven been like? Pufff imposible because you can't like something that doesn't exist
"I will send for some cheese while you make your request, rodent."
Skaven Diplomat writing in his diary-journal: "Today, nice-kind elf-breeder gave me cheese, and listened-heard my words, and didn't even whip-beat me once! I like-like being a diplomat... :)"