Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rule: Migrant Headache (HBO)

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  • @REAL2222ful
    @REAL2222ful Před 9 lety +139

    Shit. As a Mexican, I'm frustrated now. I'll never be able to seek a better life for myself in the U.S because just when I can speak in English, they changed the official language into American...

    • @Flight_of_Icarus
      @Flight_of_Icarus Před 9 lety +4

      +Jorge de los Reyes As a born American I won't be able to live in my home country now because I still speak English and haven't adopted Navajo or other American languages.

    • @REAL2222ful
      @REAL2222ful Před 9 lety +2

      Iconoclasm_
      I know brah. So.... Canada, then? :D

    • @Flight_of_Icarus
      @Flight_of_Icarus Před 9 lety +2

      Jorge de los Reyes Nah, I'm thinking England. Go back to my ancestral homeland.

    • @REAL2222ful
      @REAL2222ful Před 9 lety

      Iconoclasm_
      Good luck M8. Cheerio!

    • @curandero88
      @curandero88 Před 9 lety +1

      +Jorge de los Reyes What the hell, Jorge! Ya don't speak 'Mercan lak George Bush? No hace falta que los inmigrantes no hablen
      inlgés-- tampoco lo hablan los republicanos de EUA.
      é

  • @dtanobo
    @dtanobo Před 9 lety +159

    I'm Australian and I was going to move to l.a for a few months looking for a bartending job and I'm 6'4''

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 Před 5 lety +6

      Don't go. Oz is much nicer than this dump... But I guess I'm a bit late with that piece of advice aren't I🤣

    • @mudtaintmcgee3791
      @mudtaintmcgee3791 Před 3 lety +2

      Haha

    • @horacerumphole8501
      @horacerumphole8501 Před 3 měsíci

      Too tall. People don'r like bartenders looking down on them.

  • @lapalad
    @lapalad Před 8 lety +117

    I am Australian and found this fucking hilarious, nearly choked on my beer laughing.

    • @schizophrenic1717
      @schizophrenic1717 Před 5 lety +1

      lapalad how the hell did that happen.

    • @mullity1952
      @mullity1952 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm an Aussie too and I did the same thing laughed my rear end off.

  • @mattyey
    @mattyey Před 7 lety +54

    Im Australian, i was in stitches after seeing this. Most of his rant is pretty accurate lol. I agree with Bill, the Aussies have gotta go

  • @faceda89
    @faceda89 Před 9 lety +177

    bill this is one of your best :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    • @rar3kainrandomness
      @rar3kainrandomness Před 9 lety +3

      +farhaddaeva I agree, I was just amazed by this.

    • @ender003
      @ender003 Před 9 lety +5

      +farhaddaeva I actually choked on my chili fries at the shark joke.

    • @johnlennon4547
      @johnlennon4547 Před 9 lety +2

      that's a lot of chins. you should lay off the fatty foods.

    • @malsh5608
      @malsh5608 Před 9 lety

      +farhaddaeva Because ure an immigrant urself

    • @faceda89
      @faceda89 Před 9 lety

      John Lennon Imagine all the people
      laying off fatty foods

  • @Willverinerage
    @Willverinerage Před 4 lety +32

    When this originally aired, I bet some group of Aussies watched this and just pissed themselves laughing.

  • @celts3760
    @celts3760 Před 9 lety +54

    Gotta love Bill Maher. He is awesome showing the ridiculousness of idiots and telling people what they need to but don't want to hear.

  • @ErikMmoney17
    @ErikMmoney17 Před 9 lety +293

    This is true, we need to stop blaming others for our problems

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 Před 9 lety +10

      We don't blame Mexicans for our problems (although a large influx of mostly poor mestizo peasants does enlarge the pool of the working class thus depressing wages for that class); we just don't like Mexicans by and large. We don't want to become an extension of Latin America which we are on our to becoming.
      Have you been to any of the Mexican-majority areas of New Mexico, Texas, or California? Not a good sight.
      On the other hand, we have nothing against Australians. I certainly don't.

    • @ErikMmoney17
      @ErikMmoney17 Před 9 lety +14

      Tim Clarkson
      Not just Mexicans. America has always had a scapegoat. We need to look in the mirror for once

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 Před 9 lety +5

      I'm not scapegoating them for something in particular (even though I can understand the lower-class folks who say illegals depress wages for them in jobs like construction etc.); I just don't like them, and don't like the societies they create. I have yet to find a Latino-majority area I want to live in or a Latino-majority school I'd like to send my kids to. They all look like Third-World dumps. I don't like Latin America, and I don't want it to spread here. We spent the last fifty years fleeing black-majority areas, and now we're gonna have two demographics to flee?! For God's sakes.
      What's more aggravating is that the people who tend to support non-white expansion and champion the multicult, when you look up their zip code, they invariably live in lily-white or white/Asian areas, and often in gated communities. And it's usually the working- and lower-middle-class folks (that the Left incidentally portends to stand up for) in Michigan, Nogales, now many areas of SoCal, to cite a few that are getting stuck with the neverending influx of illegals and this whole diversity nightmare.

    • @aceselite4836
      @aceselite4836 Před 9 lety +10

      +Tim Clarkson Just say you hate Latinos, it's better than you writing a paragraph about it and finding a bullshit explanation on why you hate them...

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 Před 9 lety +1

      RXC Jericho
      I thought I was straightforward enough. I litterally said in my first sentence I didn't like them by and large nor the societies they create. Can't get any clearer than that.

  • @ridethelightning7239
    @ridethelightning7239 Před 9 lety +104

    Australia also invented AC/DC thanks Australia! \m/

    • @rar3kainrandomness
      @rar3kainrandomness Před 9 lety +8

      +Face less yet another reason to party longer...woo!!!

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo Před 9 lety +2

      +Face less although only one member was Australian and he got kicked out for his meth issues.

    • @mannymmv
      @mannymmv Před 9 lety

      +Face less But unfortunately lately they've been charged with conspiracy to commit murder...Dirty deeds done dirty cheap I guess..

    • @alexanderfarah
      @alexanderfarah Před 9 lety +8

      +J br They grew up in Australia...

    • @juggerdad831
      @juggerdad831 Před 9 lety +1

      +Face less I'm pretty sure that honor belongs to Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla, Respectively.😉

  • @SuperDibbya
    @SuperDibbya Před 9 lety +53

    That was the most surprising rant ever. Totally unexpected, but straight to the point

  • @CyclopticScone
    @CyclopticScone Před 9 lety +89

    i love his satire

    • @dippypants7651
      @dippypants7651 Před 9 lety +2

      +Mk Injustice
      hence satire

    • @CyclopticScone
      @CyclopticScone Před 9 lety +5

      +P Rise actually you ignorant fuck, you don't know anything about me. I live in Southern California where the city I'm in is over 50% Hispanic, the city I work in has over 50% black populace, and I grew up in a very diverse area. Both my best friends are of a different race than I am and my girlfriend is Hispanic. I've witnessed my friends being bounced off the hood of their own car because they were just a different shade than the officer. I've witnessed, first hand, families being split up because someone in the area thought that, because the family is Mexican, they must be here illegally and immigration over steps their bounds on US citizens. So when you want to act all big and ignorant next time think about who you pick a fight with. I take it that your 5th grade education can't comprehend the fact that Bill Maher is a comedian and uses his humor to get the news across to the majority of people that views his show both on HBO and on CZcams. I agree with almost everything Bill says because it is FACT, but you probably never look at anything other than FOX "news" so you don't understand that to figure these things out you go to MULTIPLE sources. Hell, the other day Ms. dumbass herself, Sarah Palin, said that "the native-americans need to go but to Nativia, or where ever they come from!" This is the party you may or may not support, but judging by your comment you do. Dude, get your head out of your ass and educate yourself about topics and locations before making a broad statement off of one line of a simple comment.

    • @gamvik352
      @gamvik352 Před 9 lety

      +Matthew Malone good man you are sir, born and raised here in l.a. nice to see we still have good people like you around

    • @giovannigiorgio4622
      @giovannigiorgio4622 Před 9 lety +1

      +Matthew Malone Come crash on my Lounge here in Australia man dont have a misses but i got a sweet car. That Sarah Palin shouldn't be aloud within 100m of any camera that dumb chick is always fucking up on some news service! saying dumb shit. who is she even? i really mean that... like how is she on TV in the first place? is she someones wife or something?

    • @giovannigiorgio4622
      @giovannigiorgio4622 Před 9 lety

      Did you know that my favorite part of youtube is people correcting my spelling mistakes!!! so THANK YOU! I'll get straight on it and edit the shit outta my comment just cause i spelt a word wrong and I personally really care! God Bless you should have been an English teacher! you may have missed your true calling. Boy, im so Dumb! giving myself and uppercut as i type.. ALLOWED!!! NEVER, SPELL, WRONG, AGAIN!!!! EVERRRRRR!!!

  • @Reece_Hart
    @Reece_Hart Před 9 lety +10

    It's not often you hear an American taking the piss out of us Aussies and do it so flawlessly. That was hilarious

  • @AholeAtheist
    @AholeAtheist Před 9 lety +57

    Hang on, hang on, hang on, "they've got great personalities and generous with the free drinks"? Are you sure they're not Kiwi's and you're confusing the accent?

    • @nexusvexusus4096
      @nexusvexusus4096 Před 9 lety +1

      +AholeAtheist Please take a moment to educate a clueless, ignorant American. Exactly who are you referring to when you Aussies talk about "kiwis"? Are you talking about New Zealanders, peoploe from the Polynesian islands, some ethnic group in Australia? Who exactly are "kiwis"?

    • @AholeAtheist
      @AholeAtheist Před 9 lety +4

      Dathotness4ya Are you taking the piss? Kiwi's are New Zealanders. And I'm a Kiwi, not a Aussie, obviously.

    • @josshlegg8647
      @josshlegg8647 Před 9 lety

      +AholeAtheist relax dude hahha

    • @boyd5439
      @boyd5439 Před 9 lety +1

      +AholeAtheist I think he knew spot on who he was talking about.

    • @AholeAtheist
      @AholeAtheist Před 9 lety

      jim brown Hang on mate, what?! Our beer stinks?! Have you had a XXXX recently? Do you drink a lot of Fosters, do ya? Victoria Bitter is probably one of the only one that's any good! Meanwhile, we have great ales, pilsners and international award winning lagers like Steinlager. I suppose a few are terrible, like Waikato Draught or Ranfurly Draught or Lion Red. Lion Brown Draught is good. Speights is great. Tui is awesome for a working man with a sweet tooth. Monteiths have a great range. Even Export Gold is okay.
      Oh, and don't forget the rowing and the league(kiwis), and the basketball(breakers) and even the football, when was the last time Australia made it through the first round of the world cup unbeaten? We split the fucking atom and conquered Everest. World beaters, son. Get used to it.

  • @Barzins1
    @Barzins1 Před 9 lety +29

    I can't believe she actually said that. 😂

    • @silviabaggio6542
      @silviabaggio6542 Před 5 lety +1

      Barry Sabahat it seems she did it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @syntaxed2
    @syntaxed2 Před 8 lety +61

    Them australians are damn good-looking...I bet the brits regret shipping them out of their genepool now eeh :P

    • @shadowninja958
      @shadowninja958 Před 8 lety

      they're ok i guess?

    • @willgentry1980
      @willgentry1980 Před 8 lety +3

      lol its the difference between growing up on bondai beach, or in essex. one gives you a nice tan, the other gives you a shit load of fake tan. and generation by generation the sun blessed genetics begin to show themselves. basically, if you took all aussies and put them here, and put all us in australia, within 4 generations max, you'd be saying the same about us. lol

    • @shadowninja958
      @shadowninja958 Před 8 lety +1

      Will Gentry i think i generally prefer the pale folks of England and northern west parts of the us like Washington where it's cold and rains a lot

    • @MB-fy8oz
      @MB-fy8oz Před 8 lety

      9th gen mate and fk living in bondi

  • @RuleofFive
    @RuleofFive Před 9 lety +15

    "Speak American"......Sarah Palin never ceases to entertain.....

  • @xelloskaczor5051
    @xelloskaczor5051 Před 5 lety +7

    When i talked to my friend from australia her argument for moving out of that country was "drinks too expensive". No wonder they are generous, they know the pain.

  • @kuwait85
    @kuwait85 Před 9 lety +26

    Bill maher ...you sir are a king

  • @DrNworbsKitsCats
    @DrNworbsKitsCats Před 9 lety +12

    Brilliant!

  • @faolan1686
    @faolan1686 Před 7 lety +11

    We also invented wine in a box, Bill. For the parties we so much.

  • @allenjenkins7947
    @allenjenkins7947 Před 3 lety +4

    We have the same problem in Australia with New Zealanders. If you go to the Gold Coast, which is the nearest thing we've got to LA, it seems as if every second bartender, cook or waiter/ess is a Kiwi. Most people from other English-speaking countries can't tell the difference, but we can. In the same way that Americans and Canadians can tell each other apart.
    A simple test to tell if your bartender is really an Aussie, or a Kiwi imposter, ask him/her what's 44 plus 22? If the answer is "sexty-sex", it's an Aussie and if it's "suxty-sux", it's a Kiwi.

  • @nightwish672
    @nightwish672 Před 9 lety +47

    Go Australia!! :D

  • @rushfan1970
    @rushfan1970 Před 5 lety +4

    Damn, Bill puts it so straight and true! I love his boldness, so thankful for real honesty these days!! Go, Bill!!

  • @erinbrown230
    @erinbrown230 Před 7 lety +18

    You know you love us 😜 AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE

    • @klyvemurray
      @klyvemurray Před 3 lety

      Four years late, Erin...but
      Oi Oi Oi 🦘🦘🦘
      .

  • @suemiller1384
    @suemiller1384 Před 4 lety +9

    Bill, you humor is only thing helping me get through a day nowadays..

  • @thedrake1954
    @thedrake1954 Před 9 lety +11

    Did you know that if you play Sarah Palin talking at a higher speed it still sounds the same? FACT!

  • @HxCSounds
    @HxCSounds Před 9 lety +10

    Great rant, the media over here is sensationalising everything you said, taking it as offense, i don't see it as offensive, its true, i went to LA and every second bartender is Aussie. Don't forget we also invented wifi, fridges (refrigerators), hills hoists(clothing lines), digital samplers, zinc cream and pub rock.

    • @Pretermit_Sound
      @Pretermit_Sound Před 2 lety

      Seriously? There were people sensationalizing this very, very obvious piece of satire? Some folks sure are determined to be outraged sometimes. 😳

  • @MLe509
    @MLe509 Před 5 lety +4

    Wish Bill did more Aussie rants, this was so funny ! 😚

  • @ageofatheism6638
    @ageofatheism6638 Před 9 lety +25

    If the Americans whinge about us Aussies taking their jobs,and us Aussies whinge about the kiwis taking our jobs,then who do the kiwis whinge about?Fijians?

    • @canni5760
      @canni5760 Před 9 lety +38

      +Age of atheism Clearly, it's the bloody Orcs. When Mordor sends it's people, they're not sending their best.

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo Před 9 lety

      +Age of atheism Nah we love Fijians, whinging's for soft cunts.

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo Před 9 lety +1

      +Emma Moolhuizen They are hard workers though, although we can't overlook the murdering and cannibalism.

    • @Lawfair
      @Lawfair Před 9 lety

      +Age of atheism I seem to recall a Ted lecture saying displaced Micronesians are going to New Zealand and working in green house agriculture, because they are O.K. with the heat in a way New Zealanders aren't, so my guess is Micronesians.

    • @TomHasVideo
      @TomHasVideo Před 9 lety +2

      +Age of atheism New Zealand whinges against Australia for taking their Kiwis.

  • @TomHasVideo
    @TomHasVideo Před 9 lety +48

    And the wireless internet.

    • @TomHasVideo
      @TomHasVideo Před 9 lety +6

      ***** It was the CSIRO, with John O'Sullivan as one of its scientists, initially discovered the way in which we now use wireless internet.

    • @TomHasVideo
      @TomHasVideo Před 9 lety +5

      ***** I'm not saying he did, I'm saying Australia did.

    • @TomHasVideo
      @TomHasVideo Před 9 lety +4

      ***** John O'Sullivan didn't own a patent. I'm not talking about O'Sullivan at all, I'm talking about the CSIRO of Australia.
      When we say that Australia invented the wireless internet, what is meant is that Australia invented the type of wireless internet that everyone uses currently.

    • @TomHasVideo
      @TomHasVideo Před 9 lety +5

      ***** Again mate, it was the CSIRO that invented, developed, created and patented the main technology of wireless internet that is used internationally. It wasn't John O'Sullivan or anyone else, it was the CSIRO which is an Australian government department, where John O'Sullivan was an electrical engineer.

    • @TomHasVideo
      @TomHasVideo Před 9 lety +4

      ***** The particular invention here was an adaption of what we now know as wireless internet into the common medium that we all use for wireless internet today.
      No need to be disrespectful, this conversation is now unfortunately over.

  • @themuslimatheist7578
    @themuslimatheist7578 Před 9 lety +61

    "If donald trump wanted to make america great again, he would build a mirror not a wall" -- brilliant.

  • @345635356
    @345635356 Před 9 lety +50

    Here come the headlines: "Donald Trump sues Bill Maher for staining his reputation, calling him unpatriotic and stupid." We all know its comming, he cant seem to grasp the concept of parody, and doesnt have a sense of humor anyway xD

    • @FlorenceFox
      @FlorenceFox Před 9 lety +5

      +Alexander Greyling Fun fact, Donald Trump is just a robot controlled by the alien lifeform posing as his hair. That's why he doesn't get Earthling humor.

    • @DrHotep
      @DrHotep Před 9 lety +2

      +Alexander Greyling Bill should sue Trump for being an Orang- Utan

    • @annlanders978
      @annlanders978 Před 9 lety +1

      +Alexander Greyling Yeah but Bill Maher has to stop already. He has a hard-on for Donald Trump that is getting obnoxious.

    • @newjerseyan
      @newjerseyan Před 9 lety

      +ann landers nah

    • @mentonerodominicano
      @mentonerodominicano Před 9 lety +1

      +Alexander Greyling Nah. He'll say Bill was forcing political correctness on him or something like that.

  • @drummarr61
    @drummarr61 Před 9 lety +5

    Australia has it's own Sarah Palin. Her name is Pauline Hanson.

  • @germanvaldez1091
    @germanvaldez1091 Před 6 měsíci

    I'm Mexican and Australian and I found this as nearly as a piece of art. Smart, incisive and hilarious.

  • @nicholas6519
    @nicholas6519 Před 7 lety +3

    Hilarious! I'm Australian and love this!

  • @sohilronagh286
    @sohilronagh286 Před 9 lety +2

    Oh So True Bill Maher!!! Loved it Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

  • @dmwrobinson
    @dmwrobinson Před 8 lety +27

    I'm Aussie

    • @willgentry1980
      @willgentry1980 Před 8 lety +4

      congratulations. a truly noteworthy achievement. :P

    • @willgentry1980
      @willgentry1980 Před 7 lety +2

      why thank you, that's one of the nicest compliments anyone's ever given me.

    • @TONYSTARK-wm6ed
      @TONYSTARK-wm6ed Před 7 lety +1

      Pls sleep on my couch and fuck my girlfriend

    • @jared8967
      @jared8967 Před 6 lety

      HAHAHA get fucked

    • @WittyUsernamehere
      @WittyUsernamehere Před 6 lety +1

      Have you brought drugs? :D

  • @irmgardkastner6710
    @irmgardkastner6710 Před 6 lety +2

    Hallo here is Australia and I love your show !! Cant get enough of it !!!

  • @jdgrahamo
    @jdgrahamo Před 9 lety +3

    You've surpassed yourself, Bill -- and that takes some doing!

  • @steveowens403
    @steveowens403 Před 8 lety +1

    We also invented Over The Horizon Radar, sold it to the Yanks, then leased it back for more than we sold it for. This proves we have the best politicians money can buy.

  • @jonnybbb45
    @jonnybbb45 Před 9 lety +3

    As a Australian I find this hilarious

  • @maikutd14
    @maikutd14 Před 9 lety

    Bill Maher, you're a genius. Big Fan of yours, from Tijuana, Mexico. Thanks for the support to all inmigrants.

  • @tstAnubis
    @tstAnubis Před 9 lety +7

    !!! BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT !!!

    • @ic2ofu
      @ic2ofu Před 5 lety

      I doubt if he could stand the pay cut

  • @Hi_i_am_cindy
    @Hi_i_am_cindy Před 9 lety

    love this from australia sending love ur way!! we all as a western society should hold a mirror to ourselves. thank u bill

  • @PYTOG
    @PYTOG Před 9 lety +3

    Please don't send Mel Gibson or Ken Ham back.... consider them a gift!

  • @twocentsworth
    @twocentsworth Před 9 lety +1

    Aussies have been watching American TV shows and movies now for 60 years. It's why we can all put on an American accent any time, which makes it easier to get acting roles there.

  • @ginafromcologne9281
    @ginafromcologne9281 Před 8 lety +3

    That is really good comedy! :)

  • @adamalday01
    @adamalday01 Před 9 lety +1

    That was so awesome... Once again Bill and his writers are on point.

  • @rarelyviral5274
    @rarelyviral5274 Před 9 lety +11

    You do realize there is a difference vs illegal and legal immigration?

    • @nexusvexusus4096
      @nexusvexusus4096 Před 9 lety +7

      +RarelyViral Not in the eyes of conservatives.

    • @konczk
      @konczk Před 6 lety +1

      I seriously doubt that most Australians (or the Irish for that matter) are in the US legally. Most of them just enter as tourists then never leave. The US is so bad at tracking immigrants and travellers, that as long as you can exchange your foreign driver's licence for an American one (and there are places where you can do this legally, at least in certain states), nobody will ever find out that you're in the country illegally, unless you get arrested. I know several people who have been in the US for over a decade this way, they can't ever leave though, cuz they wouldn't be allowed back again.

    • @cgee7590
      @cgee7590 Před 6 lety

      @@konczk Maybe they should make it illegal to trade in a foreign drivers license for an American one then? Im thinking you used legal and illegal interchangeably, and if not then your countries laws are the problem, not immigrants

  • @jesusfernandez9273
    @jesusfernandez9273 Před 9 lety +1

    One of the best videos I have seen so far!!!

  • @mindofown
    @mindofown Před 9 lety +3

    As an Australian I LMAO

  • @drumdust
    @drumdust Před 9 lety +1

    I'm Australian, and I approve this message.

  • @sithersproductions
    @sithersproductions Před 9 lety +6

    salman rushdie has been there like 30 times

  • @HughFromAlice
    @HughFromAlice Před 9 lety +2

    Coming from remote Central Australia I want to know this. How did Bill get to know our city dwellers so well??? Hugh

  • @marpsr
    @marpsr Před 9 lety +5

    Funny shit Bill I'm rotfl

  • @leanneblake4248
    @leanneblake4248 Před 9 lety

    Love you Bill. Think your Fabulous . Your Smart & Funny. From a 3rd Generation Italian -Irish AUSTRALIAN.

  • @dallasstrilcuk5042
    @dallasstrilcuk5042 Před 7 lety +3

    actually Bill we Canadians invented insolin

  • @susiemerle232
    @susiemerle232 Před 8 lety +2

    Excellent comments Aussies!

  • @rurutuM
    @rurutuM Před 9 lety +6

    Isn't America named after a Spanish guy?

    • @ender003
      @ender003 Před 9 lety +4

      +rurutu M Amerigo Vespucci. I think he made maps.

    • @RuthCuadrado
      @RuthCuadrado Před 9 lety +15

      Italian.

    • @livinginvancouverbc2247
      @livinginvancouverbc2247 Před 9 lety +1

      +Ruth Cuadrado
      Italian, Mexican, they each give me heartburn.
      That makes them the same place!
      I let my stomach do my thinking. ;-)

    • @BountyFlamor
      @BountyFlamor Před 9 lety

      +ender003 he is famous for exploring the coastline of South America

    • @curandero88
      @curandero88 Před 9 lety

      +LivingInVancouverBC I shouldn't use vulgarity. But what an asshole.

  • @crookim
    @crookim Před 9 lety +2

    10/10 i laughed sooo much, this is pure gold!!!!

  • @superhothuman
    @superhothuman Před 9 lety +3

    You know that Mel Gibson is American right?

    • @Reece_Hart
      @Reece_Hart Před 9 lety +2

      +Jack Hemenway mate he was born in New York and moved here to Aus when he was 12.

    • @lindakelly360
      @lindakelly360 Před 9 lety +4

      +Jack Hemenway He was born in Philadelphia. He grew up in Australia.... but we don't want him

    • @andrewconway3654
      @andrewconway3654 Před 6 lety

      One of mel's parents is australian

  • @cattlecarnage1
    @cattlecarnage1 Před 9 lety

    LOL Hi from Australia, cried laughing.

  • @danwalter1119
    @danwalter1119 Před 8 lety +3

    We invented a shitton more stuff than what he said though

    • @benbridges5720
      @benbridges5720 Před 7 lety +1

      True but it was for comedy.

    • @andrewconway3654
      @andrewconway3654 Před 6 lety

      Dan Walter yeh aussies have now got 30 or 40 inventions maybe alot more now

  • @casper61111
    @casper61111 Před 9 lety +1

    I can't believe Bill left out the Croc Hunter Steve Erwin. The greatest Australian of all time.

  • @guerillachan20
    @guerillachan20 Před 9 lety +4

    pencillin was invented by alexdner flemming a scottish man not austrialian

  • @embeeuunyc
    @embeeuunyc Před 9 lety +1

    As a Aussie, wet myself laughing! And this humour is Australian! You stole it from us! Hilarious! I don't know that we invented asprin, but Australia invented the refrigerator, wi-fi, cervical cancer vaccine,
    black box flight recorder, bionic ear, pacemaker and the wine cask. I only use two of these and the other one is the refrigerator ...

    • @thedys70
      @thedys70 Před 5 lety

      And the Hills Hoist too, ducky...

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird Před 9 lety

    Bill Maher..... always wonderful and soooooo funny !!!! LOL He is the BEST !!!!

  • @ralphbernhard1757
    @ralphbernhard1757 Před 9 lety

    Nailed it...again....and again....and again.........

  • @felicitas2143
    @felicitas2143 Před 9 lety

    I'm Australian and this is correct.

  • @Jstoney127
    @Jstoney127 Před 9 lety

    He's got a point. These days it seems like more than half the casts in most hollywood movies are either Brits or Australians! WTF is UP wit dat!?!?

  • @a.jherbert5436
    @a.jherbert5436 Před 8 lety +2

    Uh.. we invented a lot more than that. The underwater torpedo, mechanical clippers, the electric drill, notepads, FUCKING TANKS!, electronic pacemakers, zinc cream, solar hot water, the black box flight recorder, plastic spectacle lenses, ultrasound, the power board and more. Hell, we invented fucking Wi-Fi!

    • @a.jherbert5436
      @a.jherbert5436 Před 8 lety

      +A.J Herbert Also, Mel Gibson is American. Sorry guys, but you can't put that train wreck on us.

    • @knowyourhistory
      @knowyourhistory Před 8 lety

      +A.J Herbert Can you guys take back Jai Courtney

    • @ianmontgomery7213
      @ianmontgomery7213 Před 8 lety

      +A.J Herbert Yep he was born in Peepskil.

    • @andrewconway3654
      @andrewconway3654 Před 6 lety

      Hahaha someones jealous of jai courtney i dont think the american women would agree with you there buddy bout jai all of em love him

  • @DrJohn-rl9zg
    @DrJohn-rl9zg Před 2 lety

    Bill at his absolute best ! I've traveled all over the world and I swear that I can't take a piss without running into an Australian! I saved this clip for the next one I meet, no doubt they will buy me a beer after watching it!

  • @juliacardona7823
    @juliacardona7823 Před 7 lety

    GO Bill GO!!!

  • @lavandeyracaro
    @lavandeyracaro Před 9 lety

    Sarcastic and brilliant !!! It is true, look inside , and stop blaming outsiders.

  • @desertdaisymarie6951
    @desertdaisymarie6951 Před 5 lety +1

    Bill Maher forgets the rotary clothesline.. BEST INVENTION EVER!!

  • @barbarafowler5624
    @barbarafowler5624 Před rokem

    I'm in Georgia. Let's bring some Australians over here!😄

  • @noodles00p
    @noodles00p Před 9 lety +2

    0:58 "He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich."

    • @cbailey2376
      @cbailey2376 Před 3 lety

      Tried one of those...once. You mates can keep that.

  • @mastercabbage
    @mastercabbage Před 8 lety

    Bill, run for president, I'd vote for you.

  • @florblanca2142
    @florblanca2142 Před 8 lety +1

    Hahaha 👍hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @misfire27
    @misfire27 Před 2 lety

    I'm Australian. Love this.

  • @blacklegb975
    @blacklegb975 Před 9 lety

    You are the greatest. Love your show.

  • @ChrisWakeford
    @ChrisWakeford Před 9 lety +1

    Aussie's say "NOT too bad."
    We need help with our Badness. So thank YOU. GOD bless America.
    Its that TIME.

  • @Antis14CZ
    @Antis14CZ Před 8 lety +1

    The only problem I have with this is Bill mentioning Syrian refugees as if that is the same as USA vs. the Mexicans. Please, Bill, don't project, the issues are different. Well, in my case at least =) Thank you.
    Had to mention that, otherwise, great clip =)

  • @scratchers7916
    @scratchers7916 Před 9 lety +1

    You got it Billy Boy!!! We're coming with shiploads of Vegemite, Acker Dacker, Kyrgios and Mel with some beers under his belt! We're picking up a few Mexicans on the way, hopping over Trumpy's, fence to have a barbee at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Over here bush can be dense and scrubby....a bit like Dubbya! Regards, Scratcher

  • @ishtar3333
    @ishtar3333 Před 9 lety

    You are the best Bill!!! LOve you

  • @infinightsky
    @infinightsky Před 9 lety

    I've immigrated bill!!! And here for life

  • @alexanderdemontfort3022

    As an Australian, I endorse this message.

  • @nathan_tasker
    @nathan_tasker Před 4 lety

    Just a heads up guys and girls. Mel Gibson was actually born in Peekskill, New York, so he is actually American, with Australian Grandmother, hence the fact he is noted as American-Australian.

    • @Emy-fv5ny
      @Emy-fv5ny Před 4 lety

      And Nicole Kidman was borned in Hawai if I'm not mistaken.

  • @jillsteele8099
    @jillsteele8099 Před 8 lety

    Mel Gibson's not Australian. He was born in NY and lived in Peekskill until he was 12. His father moved the family down under to keep his sons out of Vietnam. Mel's father moved back to the U.S. Years ago and lives in Pennsylvania.

    • @TheQman89
      @TheQman89 Před 8 lety

      I'd try to get ride of him, too. He was in the original Mad Max and Gallipoli, however. Then again, he was in the Patriot and Lethal Weapon. Let's call it a draw, shall we?

  • @octuveryckazt2788
    @octuveryckazt2788 Před 8 lety

    Maher you are really a genius, you are great..

  • @palefeathervaldez3563
    @palefeathervaldez3563 Před 7 lety

    Love you Bill Maher.. :)

  • @carlosarturolozanogutierre1126

    I love you Bill

  • @jdrio5890
    @jdrio5890 Před 7 lety +2

    Go Australia !

  • @Wastingsometimehere
    @Wastingsometimehere Před 9 lety

    It's true there is always a scapegoat. I know from Italian-American history when it happened to us. At least this is the first time an American called out Australians!

  • @oozoidsalpa7424
    @oozoidsalpa7424 Před 9 lety

    Ironic that Bill misuses the term 'begs the question' while talking about people who can't speak English!

  • @51Saffron
    @51Saffron Před 9 lety +1

    LOL, where I live there are loads of Aussies.

  • @GenYGladiator
    @GenYGladiator Před 6 lety

    Bill Maher for president 👍🏻

  • @josshlegg8647
    @josshlegg8647 Před 9 lety

    This video restored my respect for Bill Maher

  • @huamulan9279
    @huamulan9279 Před 9 lety +1

    Haha, awesome video! (Loved the Australian actor montage) :"D

  • @mariestefanac6362
    @mariestefanac6362 Před 4 lety

    Bloody brilliant!!!