This reminds me of the edp meme “She was 13 turning 14 soon so she pretty much 15 but 15 is the new 16 and 16 is close to 17 might as well round to 18.”
Oh wait I forgot a few steps 10 years later And that's why I'm 583,653,837,921 years old wait I forgot a few steps just give me a few 1,000 more years to tell you the steps
Me being the worker: technically if you don’t shut yo mouth in five seconds and leave the store to go bye milk with your dad. I’m gonna get the bully and the quiet kid
A shorter way: I'm 9 in a half so that rounds up to 10 and we don't need that 0 right now so we turn it to a 1 and get 11, 11 is just 1+1 which is 2 so I'm technically 2 but you have to always add the 0 back so I'm actually 20. So give me my license bi-
@@farhatsajjad3026 It’s supposed to be DMV which stands for department of motor vehicles but it says dvm which would stand for department of vehicles motor
@@Leonard.L.Church this is the best kind of joke. The best kind of humour, it harms nobody and has the best vibe. Idk man but i love ur joke so much 😭😭
Man’s using his whole brain power for this
@『ᴮᴶᴹ』•Evellyn"🎀🔞 wtf
Ya
He tryna take that girl out to that McDonald’s
@@Luckiby ONG to that Burger King
Yes all 9 brain cells
“So i’m 15, but we were all 9 months in mom’s stomach, so actually I’m 16”
*10000000 IQ BIG-BRAIN CLEVER SAUSAGE MOMENT*
That’s what I call BIG BRAIN!!!!!
Genius.
Wait why does that make sense
@@chaosloin2967 tru
Omg his acting has gotten so much better throughout the years 😮
It technically is
This from 2022
"DVM Worker" got me laughing. 😂
9 year old Dylan is having the prime of his year, surviving deathly situations, the touching game and now this
@Jack Wrath tf
Mhahahahaha
“I never thought of it like that here you go” 💀
💀💀
Here before this blows up
@@Zszszszzz same
@@Zszszszzz same
💀
“Um well my Dad left awhile ago to go get the milk.”
Plot twist: his mom went with his dad to go get the milk
This reminds me of the edp meme “She was 13 turning 14 soon so she pretty much 15 but 15 is the new 16 and 16 is close to 17 might as well round to 18.”
Kinda reminds me of this vid czcams.com/users/shorts-AxbMP9mOqM?feature=share
Omg💀
Reminds me of the im 5’7 but my real height is 6’2
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@lecapitaine5937 you always gotta carry the one✊✊✊
“I don’t know where my mom is that’s a good question” 💀
I was just about to comment that
It said that as soon as I read ur comment
💀💀
@Ranger Lmfao
she left because he hasn't touch grass yet
Bros probably better than most drivers fr
Bro pulled the biggest uno reverse ever!
“Can I get my driver’s license?”
“No”
“Listen here you little-“
@Jack Wrath dude stfu nobody is gonna click it
@Jack Wrath BRO WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
@Jack Wrath O I wanna see a horse rap I gotta hear his beats
@@Flop_11 It's not actually a horse getting r@9eb :~)
“DVM”💀
Department of vehicle motors
@@Megumi_H what In your head made that make sense
@@tite2k00 I have no idea 😂
@@Megumi_H drivers license man
Department of votor mehicles
Bros so smart he doesn't even need driving lessons or trials
I like how he didn't even have to pass any test, just being 16 is enough
''you said I'm 9 right? well, I'm actu-''
''get back in the womb''
"But my mom isn't here"-🤓
How will he be even there if he dosent know where his mom is
lol 😂
@@arandomnoob6309 he came with his dad who left him to get the milk.
😂
“hey can i get my drivers license?”
“no”
“if yo”
“still no”
wtf 1 month ago? time needs to take a chill pill
This comment had 99 likes. I clicked it and it had 213. Where did those 112 people come from???
I'm not good at math so if it's wrong blame Minecraft that's where I learned my math from
@roblox police enforement 🤓
@@Anonymouslikemydad it's now 255
@@Anonymouslikemydad it's actually 255
Drivers test : i’m not even here baby I’m just a hallucination 😂
"My dad left a while ago and my mom, i dont know where my mom is" also killed me
Lol
"Here you go" killed me to death
”Hey can I get my driver's license?”
”No.”
“Oh...😜🤙”
“Oh here you go.”
“Damn that guy was so cool.”
“damn, didn’t know you were chill like that.”
Bro don't
Free oh my kill 8
"Oh, damn, didnt know you was chill like that."
“Ok, can I see your permit?”
@jack wraith funny footage of WHAT
@@mango3997 LOL
@Jack Wrath funny footage of a clown getting trapped in an never-ending hole
@Jack Wrath ok but did i ask
😂
i like how the DMV worker already had the 9-year olds driver’s license
That 9yo is using 225% of his brainpower
This guy always brings a smile on my face :)
The teacher when he says you will use math in your life:
What are you looking for
I guess the math actually was useful
Fr
FR
The teacher when he’s in court for playing with students
302!
Man wrote a whole essay.
“If you pay attention on school you can be like Dylani Zitkock.” -👵🏻
SOO UNDERRATED
"And that's why I'm 518 years old" - 👴🏻
Nice
Oh wait I forgot a few steps
10 years later
And that's why I'm 583,653,837,921 years old wait I forgot a few steps just give me a few 1,000 more years to tell you the steps
@『ᴮᴶᴹ』•Evellyn"🎀🔞 who tf are you talking about
Aa spammers😭
Bro got unlucky
he is the reason i cannot sleep i am just watching his videos every single sec
Relatable
"I never thought of it like that"
"Here you go :)"
When he asked ab his parents he said he don't know where his mom is...his dad I'd dead bro😂😂😂
“DVM worker” 💀
What that mean?
I think it’s supposed to be DMV
Yeah it’s DMV not DVM
I was checking if anyone noticed
@『ᴮᴶᴹ』•Evellyn"🎀🔞 I hate my life so much
@@ifyoureaddisugae7292 DMV means "department of motor vehicles"
“DVM” Lmao
Department of Votor Mehicles
@『ᴮᴶᴹ』•Evellyn"🎀🔞 the bot clearly went onto the wrong video lmao
He's doing that R Kelly maths
Bro was solving the quadratic formula
noted, i will try that when my sister gets her’s
@Jack Wrath wtf
prolly took so long to memorize- 😭
if you have short term memory loss
@Jack Wrath wtf BOT
I think my brain just caught on fire while he explained how he’s technically 16
"So I'm basically 16."
*Parent's signature?*
LOL "my dad went to go get the milk and that's a good question I don't know my mom is"😂🤣😂🤣😂
Everyone else: watching the video
Me: he wrote DVM instead of DMV LOL
Reverse it
reverse it man you're not quirky I was thinking the same thing.
I didn't think it was possible but my man is using 420% of his brain.
Bro took math to a whole new level
“Friday the 13th” 💀💀💀💀
And my guy didn’t even need to take the driving test. 😂
@Jack Wrath so funny right guys
He got unlucky so he became older
@Jack Wrath this is peak comedy, you should give your jokes to the CZcams mods
111 liek
@@lordnoobiest6578 he's bot
Ah Yes The DVM. 🚗💭 😂
Just boutta say
Dylan Van Motors. Idk
@@ramseyfrom313 me too
@@eclipseluckyproductions3715 Bro xD
Bro is played 5d chess, don’t ask what the fifth dimension is
"Hey can I have my driver-"
"No"
"Bu-"
"No"
"Ok😥"
Bad ending
😂😂😂 I love how he’s like so confident or like sure that he Sonys know where’s his parents😂 sorry I’m not good at explaining
😂😂😂 I love how he,s like so confidenr
I had a stroke trying to rese this
It's ok I quite understand it
"Me thinking how does he know he's 9 years old"
Cuz he asked. Wtf
@@flatline2743 no he actually didn’t 😑
@@Slash451 well I'm sure he did
ikr
Cause he was little.learn the math kids
Bro outsmarted the system
"Thats a good question but uh"
*Proceeds to go big brain mode*
bro works at the dvm 💀💀💀💀💀💀
The fact that the kid didn't tell him his name and the DVM worker knew his age is like 💀
I can usually guess the age of kids, its not that hard
@@namesarefortheweak It is for me. ;-;
The school bully be like: I never knew I was dumb he was smart he is older than me
The DCU (Dylan Cinematic Universe) is evolving
“To go get milk” bro I’m dead
I never thought of it like that here you go 😂
Bro is better than SpongeBob at getting his license at 9 💀
Looking back on this in 2024 makes me think he’s still alive, fly high Dylan 😭😭💔💔🕊️🕊️🕊️
Ah yes, The DVM
The Department of Vehicle Motors
That’s what I was literally bouta comment
I scrolled looking for this comment cause I saw it
I love vehicle motors
When you use 100% of your brain
Bro doesn't even take a driving test just gets the license
Pov : you outsmart the teacher
LMAOOOO the spit that came out whiles he's talking made it funnier
And 9 year olds nowadays listen to songs like “Gandi - Criminal “ 😈😈
*Ghandi*
i’m nearly 10 mamma i’m in love with a criminal this that pink venom this that pink venom get em get em get em
bro kids are getting too comfortable
My math ain’t mathing
My brain ain’t braining
My brain broke 💀
soooo, yall just gonna ignore the fact that he said “well, my dad went to go get milk” 🤣
Loved that
Me being the worker: technically if you don’t shut yo mouth in five seconds and leave the store to go bye milk with your dad. I’m gonna get the bully and the quiet kid
How does this not have more likes lol 😂
@@Im_to_LAZY379 Idk.. Statistics,
You mean buy?
This kid really needs to learn how to spell ( ͡°Ĺ̯ ͡° )
@@ashleighscarberry1469 don’t be like that
9 year old me turning into Albert Einstein😂
"So I'm 12 if you add 12 and 13 it's 13"
Lmao 🤣
My dad left a while ago and I’m not 9 I’m actually 9 and a half gets me every time😂
The power of math saved him🤣
A shorter way: I'm 9 in a half so that rounds up to 10 and we don't need that 0 right now so we turn it to a 1 and get 11, 11 is just 1+1 which is 2 so I'm technically 2 but you have to always add the 0 back so I'm actually 20. So give me my license bi-
Not enough people are talking about how much this guy went through at age 9.
"ki-kid"
"lik-he-here you go."
POV you're not missing any brain cells😂😂
Is nobody gonna acknowledge the fact that Dylan wrote "DVM worker" lmao
I caught that too
@@ItsJosh13 wht does DVM mean?
@@farhatsajjad3026 It’s supposed to be DMV which stands for department of motor vehicles but it says dvm which would stand for department of vehicles motor
Ohhhhhhhhh ok, thx♡~
This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen
“13 is an unlucky number”
Taylor Swift: I’d like to say otherwise
Bro get outta here Swiftie
Get that shit outa here
@@CapSquelchgamingAs a part of the Swiftie Cult Enhancement Group I will gladly and happily decline your offer/request ❤
Bro got 13 likes
Alternatively, this could’ve been “How I got my teacher to round my grade from 9.5% to an A”
DVM got me 💀💀💀
Somehow, your fucking right! 😂
I love your videos❤
me trying to explain to my mom to get me something
This is what I’m thinking in my head right now🤯🧠
1,000 iq play right there😮😊
bro outsmarted the dvm worker
Bro can u do a tutorial how to sleep cuz I’ve been awake for the past 5 years
The fact he wrote “DVM” has me dead
Department of vehicle motors? Sounds like a macanic!
@@Leonard.L.Church this is the best kind of joke. The best kind of humour, it harms nobody and has the best vibe. Idk man but i love ur joke so much 😭😭
@@johmlemon532 I love and am terrified of your profile picture
@@johmlemon532 it's kinda a dad joke
DVM ah yes the Department Of Vehicles Motorized 👍
Bro this creature even get his drivers license he should get his mathematical reward
DVM
lmao its DMV not DVM he rly messed up
brb gotta go to the *department of vehicles motor*
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Man have been waiting his entire life for this moment...
That “9” year old knows math very well
bro did intense math 💀
Didn’t even have to take the tes he was so good
He went on to get into a car accident on a highway causing a 156 car pile up resulting in 42 gruesome and slow deaths