Baldis Basics Plus: IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION

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  • It's time to look at the special modes in Baldi's Basics PLUS... how impossible are they?
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Komentáře • 7K

  • @dimkadimintrifeline8653
    @dimkadimintrifeline8653 Před 3 lety +2630

    So, Baldi can hear doors opening across a huge school building, yet his ears somehow tune out the loudness of the grappling hook continuously clanging around? XD

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 Před 3 lety +158

      It's so loud it's silent.

    • @controngames8308
      @controngames8308 Před 3 lety +85

      And also Mark screaming constantly

    • @vokani5421
      @vokani5421 Před 3 lety +81

      @@controngames8308 Imagine if they made it to where Baldi could hear people when they are talking...that would screw over Mark bigtime, no offense Mark.

    • @danielvakser9993
      @danielvakser9993 Před 3 lety +33

      His ears must be bleeding from how loud the grappling hooks really are.

    • @arrowhead8856
      @arrowhead8856 Před 3 lety +25

      Baldi doesn't even have ears 😔

  • @danielzhu7194
    @danielzhu7194 Před 3 lety +5002

    Markiplier: _chooses speed mode_
    Baldi: *PULLS OUT A M A C H I N E G U N*

  • @kitanalathrope5230
    @kitanalathrope5230 Před 3 lety +2550

    “Hi, my name is markiplier. Welcome back to Baldi’s Basics, which is this game.
    With this guy.
    And that ruler.
    That is going to fit.
    *Somewhere in me.”*

  • @supershyguy1680
    @supershyguy1680 Před 3 lety +1027

    I love how poofy and floofy Mark's hair is, thank you Momiplier.

    • @Byebyeyoutube666
      @Byebyeyoutube666 Před 3 lety +8

      15:36

    • @user-dk7tg6jm3p
      @user-dk7tg6jm3p Před 2 lety +6

      I used to play mario kart on my old tv on an xbox 360, truly nostalgic.
      (Ur pfp)

    • @supershyguy1680
      @supershyguy1680 Před 2 lety +3

      @@user-dk7tg6jm3p Nice, I used to play a lot of games on my PS2 and 360 as well so I'm there with ya' too

    • @user-dk7tg6jm3p
      @user-dk7tg6jm3p Před 2 lety +3

      @@supershyguy1680 am not alone yey

    • @AssassinIronMan
      @AssassinIronMan Před měsícem

      I wonder if he kept using it 🤔

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 Před 3 lety +6284

    Mark bragging about how lovely and puffy his hair is.
    Well now you're just outright rubbing it in Baldi's face.

    • @theaitokyo
      @theaitokyo Před 3 lety +218

      *the baldness intensifies*

    • @omni_mtb3210
      @omni_mtb3210 Před 3 lety +122

      @@theaitokyo no, the slapping intensifies lol

    • @celielolz3842
      @celielolz3842 Před 3 lety +11

      LOL 😂😂😂

    • @billiam7546
      @billiam7546 Před 3 lety +39

      mark tends to push buttons that dont belong to him *camra pans over to Wade waving with a dumb smile*

    • @justacrusader1896
      @justacrusader1896 Před 3 lety +24

      Mark:my hair is super fluffy 😅
      Baldi:😢

  • @beepboop7651
    @beepboop7651 Před 3 lety +913

    Tips for Mark!
    1) There is a new character on the 3rd floor you haven’t met.
    2) There’s another jumpscare if you miss the teachers class.

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello Před rokem +54

    The pure, raw horror and shock on Mark’s face when he first encounters Mrs. Pomp is truly something special.

  • @has-been-hot3l
    @has-been-hot3l Před 3 lety +743

    Mark: None of you care about this
    Literally all 26.3M subscribers: *would willingly watch a full length video of him reviewing shampoo his mom gave him*

  • @trikitrikitriki
    @trikitrikitriki Před 3 lety +2831

    "Your legs don't work so you use a grappling hook." I'd love to replace my wheelchair with that

    • @dragonfanatic2002
      @dragonfanatic2002 Před 3 lety +74

      You would have to wear some real heavy duty clothes or else you’d get some serious rug burn

    • @el4061
      @el4061 Před 3 lety +103

      DragonLuvr no, you could just use the grappling hooks to pull you along in your wheelchair

    • @cy-bernet-ix
      @cy-bernet-ix Před 3 lety +30

      just sit in the wheelchair, but use the hook to pull you

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 Před 3 lety +49

      As long as you don't spam it in random directions, you're good to go :D

    • @severalpigeons6946
      @severalpigeons6946 Před 3 lety +54

      One one hand, you'd kill any chance you ever had of getting your legs better.
      On the other hand, you'd look *rad as hell*

  • @Max-lb9pd
    @Max-lb9pd Před 3 lety +2684

    The game: "Jumpscares are pretty light in this version of the game"
    LIXIAN: "Don't worry I got this"

  • @12caratjules
    @12caratjules Před 2 lety +42

    Mark talking about the Shampoo his mother gave him is incredibly wholesome

  • @Kofe_Kammie
    @Kofe_Kammie Před 3 lety +79

    "Hi, my name is Markiplier. welcome back to Baldi's basics. with this guy, and this ruler that is going to fit somewhere inside of me."
    perfect pt.2 intro

  • @aspin_
    @aspin_ Před 3 lety +1555

    Rules of the stealth game: use chalk erasers, lockers, AND YOUR MAP, to hide from the principals
    5 minutes later
    Mark: “Oh I can use the map!”

    • @notblagh7304
      @notblagh7304 Před 3 lety +3

      i read this comment RIGHT after he said that😂

    • @aspin_
      @aspin_ Před 3 lety +1

      Emillia Lawler my plan is working perfectly

    • @OpticRED10
      @OpticRED10 Před 3 lety +1

      Same about the map

  • @Daniel-dw9pd
    @Daniel-dw9pd Před 3 lety +2865

    Mark: stealthy mode is *impossible*
    Old mark beating fnaf: *shame*

    • @jordanyu1035
      @jordanyu1035 Před 3 lety +41

      I agree with you. Shame, New Mark

    • @cosmicmuse2195
      @cosmicmuse2195 Před 3 lety +119

      To be fair, you can tell when he isn't enjoying a game and just playing for views. FNAF is a franchise he likes, this one you can tell just frustrates him. Why should he try on something he clearly is just playing because his viewers heckle him into doing it?

    • @exterminator9676
      @exterminator9676 Před 3 lety +51

      @@cosmicmuse2195 That's very true. I don't understand why he doesn't like it because it's basically the same kind of "infuriating horror" style that FNAF has but then again, humans have different tastes and that's what makes us unique and different.

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen Před 3 lety +69

      @@exterminator9676 Fnaf has a very different feel to it, since in it your character is stationary and in a legitimately scary environment. It makes sense people would prefer one over the other.

    • @imbob99999
      @imbob99999 Před 3 lety +5

      @@exterminator9676 why r u angery and telepor mrak.

  • @shiffr0n
    @shiffr0n Před 3 lety +127

    When u run out of stamina, use the water fountains on the wall. They replenish your stamina

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 Před 3 lety

      @desmond wahab what? I think you meant to post this as a comment, not a reply

    • @Peeshart47
      @Peeshart47 Před 3 lety

      And that's a stolen comment from The Adicy Games...wow.
      (Also sorry if I spelt that wrong)

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Peeshart47 the acidity games

    • @Peeshart47
      @Peeshart47 Před 3 lety

      @@rowboat10 haha thanks

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 Před 3 lety

      @@Peeshart47 no problem man

  • @SladesGirl
    @SladesGirl Před 3 lety +108

    The reactions Mark has when he's really freaked out by something never fail to make me laugh

  • @lambsiire
    @lambsiire Před 3 lety +454

    "it's like attack on titan except with me and baldi"
    imagining baldi as a titan genuinely scares me

  • @make2376
    @make2376 Před 3 lety +1523

    *Markiplier in front of the principal*
    "I'm vaping too hard right now"

    • @V0idypoo
      @V0idypoo Před 3 lety +12

      The principal: BOI YOURE NOT DOIN IT TOO WELL, LEMME TEACH YA HOW TO DO IT!

    • @diobrando6131
      @diobrando6131 Před 3 lety +2

      Curlyyummyxox he finna get schooled

    • @Jay1ent
      @Jay1ent Před 3 lety +1

      🌬

    • @alexritch6747
      @alexritch6747 Před 3 lety

      It's 666 likes, hell yah!

    • @karen5916
      @karen5916 Před 3 lety

      666 likes i wont ruin it

  • @oggermcduckling3274
    @oggermcduckling3274 Před 3 lety +25

    "what are you doing with your life besides wasting it watching me?"
    Hit deeper than it should..

  • @ThunderUnrelenting
    @ThunderUnrelenting Před 3 lety +49

    Mark: “what am i supposed to do???”
    also Mark: *doesn’t read the fucking instructions*

  • @NovaValentine000
    @NovaValentine000 Před 3 lety +2561

    18:48 Mark: "Is this a library, why is there a library?"
    Audience: it's a school

  • @ashleighzacharias4795
    @ashleighzacharias4795 Před 3 lety +6118

    Lets all thank Momiplier for giving Mark shampoo that really makes the floof more amazing than usual

  • @flashy999
    @flashy999 Před 3 lety +56

    "That's gonna fit....
    Somewhere in me."

  • @kingsteve9598
    @kingsteve9598 Před 3 lety +18

    1:00 to 1:12 is my favorite part of this hes sceeaming like hes getting an entire rulee somewhere inside of him

    • @sus-yx9th
      @sus-yx9th Před 2 lety

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @McMango05
    @McMango05 Před 3 lety +2174

    “I’m very good at the math” *flashbacks to when he said 5+4=1* Thanks for 2k guys! 🥳

  • @json379
    @json379 Před 3 lety +798

    Mark: “That ruler....is gonna fit somewhere in me.”
    Everyone including Mark: *V I S I B L E D I S G U S T*

  • @jaylondent4718
    @jaylondent4718 Před 3 lety +83

    5:47 When your parents finds out you skipped school

  • @vitogamerin6035
    @vitogamerin6035 Před 3 lety +16

    Baldi:Jumpscare
    Also baldi:satan face and sounds*

  • @Savage503
    @Savage503 Před 3 lety +680

    TIPS ON HIDING IN LOCKERS.
    --------------------------
    The Blue colored lockers can be opened, and used for hiding from Baldi and other characters.
    However, when they are opened they make a sound that Baldi will hear; therefore he will know which locker the Player hides in.
    However, you can mask the noise of the lockers by using the Noise Phone, or if you input Baldi's Least Favorite Tape into the Tape Player BEFORE hiding in a locker..
    Hope these little tips helped you during your gameplay!
    Please like this comment so we can get Mark to read it so it can help him out too!!
    Thank You all!

    • @sebybab6579
      @sebybab6579 Před 3 lety +30

      You can also use W/D no squee on them to make them silent so that baldi doesn't hear you

    • @BluPump
      @BluPump Před 3 lety +1

      @@sebybab6579 they removed it I thought

    • @PomoPartyExJW
      @PomoPartyExJW Před 3 lety +5

      @no nope You originally couldn't spray them but you can now. You can also enter and leave a locker quickly without Baldi seeing you in order to lure him towards the locker and potentially make him lose you

    • @pevvyi
      @pevvyi Před rokem

      Noise Phone? What type of advanced technology that a phone would disable a noise?

    • @deathahoy8971
      @deathahoy8971 Před rokem +1

      And he never played again….

  • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
    @CallofDutyBlackOps28 Před 3 lety +671

    i love how breaking the old beta version of Baldi's Basics has led to a fun little challenge of speed and determination
    Edit: *Cough* I didn't know i was going to wake up with this many likes. I uh.. yeah.

  • @bearby3285
    @bearby3285 Před 3 lety +33

    10:06 That made me burst out laughing

  • @snatcherthegreatone328
    @snatcherthegreatone328 Před 2 lety +14

    Now I have the experience of watching Markiplier play Captain Levi's edition of Baldi's basics forever in my brain. Thank you sir I will never not enjoy your content.

  • @davidhiggins3719
    @davidhiggins3719 Před 3 lety +669

    “I don’t know where I am”
    Another mark walks in*
    “There I am”
    Nice edits lixian
    15:01

  • @anartistsorta1744
    @anartistsorta1744 Před 3 lety +9717

    God, or whatever god they believe in or exists, please bless momiplier for doing a good job raising mark

    • @rosaaguilar648
      @rosaaguilar648 Před 3 lety +263

      whoever doesn't will feel the wrath of baldi

    • @lexthedork4040
      @lexthedork4040 Před 3 lety +111

      Koreans are usually Buddhist, so if Mark's mom is then the answer is no god. Buddha isn't a god.

    • @jaco-bean1286
      @jaco-bean1286 Před 3 lety +31

      I believe I’m god, this month I do”

    • @pissy4476
      @pissy4476 Před 3 lety +46

      RUNA What if a God does a exist? You never know.

    • @anartistsorta1744
      @anartistsorta1744 Před 3 lety +118

      @RUNA omg your like totally edgy and cool♡♡ thats so cool of you i love guys who have negative inputs against other peoples good wishes when it comes to religion♡♡ dont cut yourself with all that edge ♡ god bless lol

  • @Mrk12132
    @Mrk12132 Před 3 lety +11

    13:48 WHAT MARK

  • @chagito1113
    @chagito1113 Před 3 lety +11

    "If someone tries to touch you in a place or way you don't like, *that's no good."*
    Baldi: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

  • @cyreptus4604
    @cyreptus4604 Před 3 lety +741

    Imagine you go into the locker and the principal just sees tons of smoke coming from the locker

    • @nixrs1441
      @nixrs1441 Před 3 lety +48

      No smoking in the locker in the halls

    • @aquafoof7043
      @aquafoof7043 Před 3 lety +13

      Your profile picture made me think there was a hair on my screen

    • @Jay1ent
      @Jay1ent Před 3 lety +2

      Aquafoof dark mode

    • @michealmyers6938
      @michealmyers6938 Před 3 lety +2

      Aquafoof t u r n d a r k m o d e o n

    • @cdavidson1612
      @cdavidson1612 Před 3 lety

      No smoking in the halls DETENTION FOR YOU

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Před 3 lety +713

    Mark: " _Baldi._ You have met your match."
    Baldi: >passive, unimpressed stare

    • @duolotl
      @duolotl Před 3 lety +10

      Coincidentally I read this the exact moment he said it

    • @jefferey_92
      @jefferey_92 Před 3 lety +2

      Hasn't seen a comment from you recently, I was worried

  • @WindiChilliwack
    @WindiChilliwack Před 3 lety +24

    Game Jumpscares Mark:
    Darkiplier: You chose to die here, very well.

  • @Somedude018
    @Somedude018 Před 3 lety +10

    19:22 MADE IN HEAVEN! TIME IS ACCELERATING!

    • @wbat5816
      @wbat5816 Před 7 měsíci

      19:27 🎵BEAT MODE🎵

  • @your_localidoit2998
    @your_localidoit2998 Před 3 lety +407

    Mark: *whistles to the tune of the Principal*
    Me: *Fascinated because I've never heard him whistle that good*

  • @wiytchery
    @wiytchery Před 3 lety +126

    mark: ...with a ruler thats gonna fit somewhere inside me...
    baldi: *comes down the hallway slapping at 110 m/h*

    • @sparrowhogue8496
      @sparrowhogue8496 Před 3 lety +8

      Ok, I seriously read that as clapping instead of slapping and it just made me laugh even harder than I already was XD

    • @skeleton7067
      @skeleton7067 Před 3 lety +2

      Thats slow

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard Před 3 lety +1

      @@sparrowhogue8496 he comin to clap those Markiplier buttcheeks

  • @lord_kimkichi
    @lord_kimkichi Před 2 lety +5

    Im rewatching this and I just love Marks Fluffy hair and the fact he stops to talk about how wholesome his mom is.

  • @hylianespeon3062
    @hylianespeon3062 Před 3 lety +16

    18:05 this is the sound my dryer makes when it's done lol. My first instinct told me to check it. I wonder where they got the sound

  • @pacific.cooled
    @pacific.cooled Před 3 lety +226

    “The ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me” -Markiplier 2020

  • @pimpimIing
    @pimpimIing Před 3 lety +685

    Mark: "Not the worst way that I had to deal with traveling."
    Me: ~Remembers Mark playing I Am Bread~
    Also Me: "Fair."

    • @sleepysansy9096
      @sleepysansy9096 Před 3 lety +20

      Me- Also remembers him playing Getting over it* Yeah pretty fair

    • @NearAir
      @NearAir Před 3 lety

      Me: Remembers Mark playing Getting Over It
      Also me: Undisputable

    • @shadowfoxy9591
      @shadowfoxy9591 Před 3 lety

      Very fair 😂

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha Před 3 lety

      remember him playing Vanish

  • @FridayNathanielFreeman
    @FridayNathanielFreeman Před 2 lety +17

    4:01
    Mark: *goes around the corner
    It's A Bully: bubye

    • @leonardorolingstella8554
      @leonardorolingstella8554 Před 3 měsíci

      Yeah the Bully doesn’t stay put he moves after 3 minutes if he didn’t rob the player yet

  • @eligilbert7752
    @eligilbert7752 Před 3 lety +65

    "It's like Attack on Titan, but it's me and Baldi" ahem* gentlemen I present to you, Attack by Baldi

  • @RizkiMankind
    @RizkiMankind Před 3 lety +166

    “That ruler.. That’s gonna fit somewhere in me”
    ..... We’ll leave that to your imaginations...

    • @Kno_One
      @Kno_One Před 3 lety +9

      Unus Annus list of video ideas

    • @sleepysansy9096
      @sleepysansy9096 Před 3 lety +10

      My mind went to a baaad place-

    • @nathanielrainford888
      @nathanielrainford888 Před 3 lety +8

      Come on guys be mature he is just going to stick it up his nose to make a funny face
      Right... right

    • @ninjakon1644
      @ninjakon1644 Před 3 lety +1

      That Radical Fresh Sans same here

    • @epickduk
      @epickduk Před 3 lety

      Obviously he's talking about his urethra

  • @mastergreenfox6004
    @mastergreenfox6004 Před 3 lety +1430

    Mark: "Wait, stop."
    Video: *Stops*
    Me: *Momentary confusion till I realize the internet dropped*

  • @skullbashstudios8187
    @skullbashstudios8187 Před 3 lety +14

    7:39
    Trying to get in your bed before your parents find out your awake on a school night

  • @Makycardia
    @Makycardia Před 3 lety +23

    I was wheezing at Baldi's machine gun slapping XD

  • @bunni_zen
    @bunni_zen Před 3 lety +272

    Mark: That ruler is going to fit.. Somewhere in me.
    Amy, Bob, Wade and all of Marks other friends: you wanna tell us something?

  • @hughman6614
    @hughman6614 Před 3 lety +595

    Mark: Hides in locker
    Baldi: *One-Punch Man Serious Sidesteps*

    • @dasaniwater1618
      @dasaniwater1618 Před 3 lety +8

      Yes and they’re both bald

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 Před 3 lety +3

      One slap man

    • @fishingguitargames9675
      @fishingguitargames9675 Před 3 lety

      hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahhaahahhaahahaahaahaha
      hahahahahahahaha.

  • @o11ie_0
    @o11ie_0 Před 3 lety +26

    Lixians edits are just the cherry on top when it comes to marks videos. I don’t think he gets enough credit. Great job Lixian. :)
    Edit: Marks face when the teacher lady walks by is hilarious.

  • @skittstuff
    @skittstuff Před 2 lety +9

    Baldi wanting to play hide and seek with his students makes him ALMOST seem like a decent teacher. Until he catches them I guess. Also the concept of Mark's mom watching his videos cracks me up, I hope she's proud :)

  • @Camila1010
    @Camila1010 Před 3 lety +494

    Mark: “Ooh my hair is so fluffy”
    Me: *FLOOF THE HAIR FOR POWER!*

  • @harmoniousdiscord7411
    @harmoniousdiscord7411 Před 3 lety +632

    Mark: Not the worst way of... travelling
    *Flashbacks to getting over it*

  • @memegamers2599
    @memegamers2599 Před 3 lety +16

    13:38 I laughed so hard i nearly died...XDXD!!!

  • @GrenFlem
    @GrenFlem Před 3 lety +5

    3:35 - 3:50 thats the best clip ever

  • @chilly7482
    @chilly7482 Před 3 lety +271

    Markiplier: *searches the purpose of the dirty chalk eraser*
    Also Markiplier: *didn't do any research on the importance of enchanting table and technically waste some lapiz and experience*

    • @reinhardtwilhelm835
      @reinhardtwilhelm835 Před 3 lety +5

      Look for my comment on that video and get other people to like it. It has all the information Mark needs for that thing.

    • @redact8161
      @redact8161 Před 3 lety +1

      @@reinhardtwilhelm835 Why do you deserve any like promotion when Mark can just look up that information for himself. Plus it's not like some ancient information that only you know, most players do. Therefore your information holds little value worthy of liking.
      If Mark really wants to know he'll look it up from his own accord, or at the very least, hopefully, see a comment that doesn't request likes or the fetching of such.

  • @kayleegordon8880
    @kayleegordon8880 Před 3 lety +827

    mark: "i used it and look how poofy my hair is, it's sO pOOFY-"
    me: haha mark hair go ✨p o o f✨
    thank you for the shampoo momiplier

  • @johnblabla4672
    @johnblabla4672 Před 3 lety +6

    Markliplier: *talks*
    bladi: be quiet or ill stick my ruler up the place where the sun dont shine

  • @eternal6434
    @eternal6434 Před 3 lety +12

    I love how mark actually moves his facecam so we can see how many notebooks he has

  • @jamesmical3851
    @jamesmical3851 Před 3 lety +617

    Nobody:
    Grapple mode: *when your legs dont work like they used to before*

  • @littlefnafxz5456
    @littlefnafxz5456 Před 3 lety +8

    1:34 HIS HAIR DOWN IS AMAZING!

  • @nolanstone7533
    @nolanstone7533 Před 3 lety +9

    " Hi, my name is markiplier, and welcome to baldis basics, this game, with this guy, with this ruler, that's gonna fit somewhere in me. EhhHEHEHhhe"

  • @gabrielitomfg
    @gabrielitomfg Před 3 lety +320

    *Warning Screen Flashing Incoming*
    Me with a Headache: is this some sort of joKE?

    • @billiam7546
      @billiam7546 Před 3 lety +6

      :WARNING! Screen Flashing Incoming:
      Me: with epilepsy is this some sort of joKE?
      The Epileptic people in the comments section:
      😂😂😯😯😥😥😥😱😱😱😱😱

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Před 3 lety +2

      Gotta sweep sweep swetjcdijddjknfd!

    • @gabrielitomfg
      @gabrielitomfg Před 3 lety

      @@billiam7546 lmao yESss

    • @gabrielitomfg
      @gabrielitomfg Před 3 lety

      @@sleepykitty8918 lmao yes

    • @itskazooie3461
      @itskazooie3461 Před 3 lety +1

      The flashing not so annoying but headphones and slapping not good

  • @Khazaboom
    @Khazaboom Před 3 lety +776

    Why does the teacher look like a mutant Pez dispenser..?! :O

    • @Plaguecoric
      @Plaguecoric Před 3 lety +25

      LMAO THE NEW ONE?? YEAH SHE DOES

    • @ImSoDoneWithYall
      @ImSoDoneWithYall Před 3 lety +23

      Her name is Mrs.Pomp, she’s a head in a shoe, and she scares me

    • @patrickroxas5873
      @patrickroxas5873 Před 3 lety +9

      bro the first time I saw her I dropped my phone on my face, wtf is that monstrosity

    • @doggeenayter
      @doggeenayter Před 3 lety +3

      Shit you have a point

    • @zombieby7884
      @zombieby7884 Před 3 lety +3

      She honestly looks like a god damn photoshop meme xD

  • @megarayquaza9054
    @megarayquaza9054 Před 3 lety +23

    Random Citizen: Hi
    Me: Hi
    Also my Introverted ass 5 minutes later: 0:09

  • @amatanata
    @amatanata Před 3 lety +4

    That last death literally made mark sound like a deep voiced Luigi

  • @Crystix
    @Crystix Před 3 lety +271

    10:42 “no being in school aft- *BRRRRRrrRrRrRrRR* “

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 Před 3 lety +252

    Mark: Oh god i need more run!
    Also Mark: *Casually passing by all of the water fountains*

  • @mevi-smolsummoner
    @mevi-smolsummoner Před 3 lety +10

    He made AOT Reference and I'm so happy
    Also who's excited for the final season

  • @christinabroderick6161
    @christinabroderick6161 Před 3 lety +3

    "My hair is so fluffy :3''
    -Bach Fichmark

  • @curlyhairjess
    @curlyhairjess Před 3 lety +147

    "That ruler is going to fit somewhere inside of me" - Mark Edward Fischbach 2020

  • @Hm-br1xg
    @Hm-br1xg Před 3 lety +2787

    Mark is the only man on this Earth that can turn every game sexual

    • @FormulaFanboy
      @FormulaFanboy Před 3 lety +92

      That's a skill literally anyone can easily possess.
      EDIT: Guys. Guys. _Guys._
      I never said I don't like Mark and I certainly understood the "joke". I was critiquing the wording. If this was instead worded as "Gotta love how Mark turns every game s[e]xual" or something, I wouldn't have commented. _I don't think you quite understand what a whoosh is._

    • @dazza2350
      @dazza2350 Před 3 lety +94

      @@FormulaFanboy do you not know what a joke is

    • @terroryaki9042
      @terroryaki9042 Před 3 lety +35

      Formula Fanboy Not like Marki tho U^U

    • @miniman9121
      @miniman9121 Před 3 lety +32

      Formula Fanboy r/woooosh

    • @bumbleghost4900
      @bumbleghost4900 Před 3 lety +11

      what abt jay

  • @Illuminoid_
    @Illuminoid_ Před 3 lety +7

    1:47 attack on budget

  • @snowheart4077
    @snowheart4077 Před 3 lety +4

    "I don't know where I am...
    - There I am!"
    15:00

  • @jw-vs7wh
    @jw-vs7wh Před 3 lety +106

    mark: "don't you watch all my videos?"
    me: yes i do.
    mark: "why not?"
    me: i-...... i do....

  • @blakie5976
    @blakie5976 Před 3 lety +37

    Everyone's talking about the ruler bit, but can we just talk about how sweet Mark's relationship with his mom is? That shampoo bit was so wholesome

  • @correlzent6074
    @correlzent6074 Před 3 lety +8

    “Sweep sweep sweep” “AOUJJJ”

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky Před 6 měsíci +1

    3:35 I have never seen such pure, petrified horror before

  • @DaphnaCzako
    @DaphnaCzako Před 3 lety +136

    *Sees 5 + 4*
    Mark: *desperately repeating one over and over again*
    Me: huh??

    • @chanceshadow
      @chanceshadow Před 3 lety +3

      He probably was thinking of 5 - 4 which does equal 1.

    • @KaiSub
      @KaiSub Před 3 lety

      He tried it once?

  • @CheeseSpaghetti42
    @CheeseSpaghetti42 Před 3 lety +2051

    “ That ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me “
    -Markiplier 2020
    Im really close to my goal, anyone mind helping

  • @isaiahcollins1877
    @isaiahcollins1877 Před rokem +3

    10:06 he was literally cooking for his life

  • @Ray-bq9ue
    @Ray-bq9ue Před 3 lety +7

    now im just imagining Levi Ackerman zooming away from Hanji Zoe
    and im laughing so much it hurts!!!!!!

    • @caIyps0
      @caIyps0 Před 3 lety +1

      n e w a u h e a d c a n o n

  • @Ghost-dq1he
    @Ghost-dq1he Před 3 lety +56

    _Literally less than 10 seconds in_
    *"This guy and this ruler will fit somewhere in me."*
    -Markiplier 2020

  • @ari1758
    @ari1758 Před 3 lety +369

    Mark: Ooo my hairrrr is so fluffy
    [Everyone liked that]

    • @arnavbibra4958
      @arnavbibra4958 Před 3 lety +2

      Alopex Lagopus it doesn’t work like that

    • @SCP-vx3qj
      @SCP-vx3qj Před 3 lety

      1:18

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko Před 3 lety +1

      wholesome keanu chungus 100 gold moment

    • @bye7522
      @bye7522 Před 3 lety

      [I liked that]

  • @CherryPawCreations
    @CherryPawCreations Před 3 lety +3

    10:13 that elevator buzz sound is exactly the sound my washing machine makes when it finishes a cycle XD

  • @LEO-DA-BOI
    @LEO-DA-BOI Před 2 lety +3

    The jump scares r making me die by laughing cause he add the eyes and mouth I hope he add more

  • @staleloser6459
    @staleloser6459 Před 3 lety +263

    Mark taking a second to talk about momiplier buying him new shampoo is probably the most wholesome thing I've seen in a while

  • @hayden4361
    @hayden4361 Před 3 lety +45

    Mark: my mom got me some puffy hair shampoo
    Everyone liked that

  • @madamekipperoni7598
    @madamekipperoni7598 Před 3 lety +1

    Mark didn't get to see the actual heart wrenching terror that comes with missing Mrs. Pomp's class

  • @deadlight4290
    @deadlight4290 Před 3 lety +794

    Just imagine if Mark gets a auto-clicker for the grappling hook mode.

  • @elidjz6210
    @elidjz6210 Před 3 lety +50

    ''Not the worst way i had with the traveling''
    Getting over it flashbacks.

  • @doveydoos
    @doveydoos Před 3 lety +34

    just quickly, thank you for the flashing screen warning! my partner suffers from epilepsy and we love watching your videos together so this was very helpful; don't see too many videos with this much care for their viewers and disorders that may be triggered throughout a video so thank you Mark and LIXIAN !!

    • @lyrablack8621
      @lyrablack8621 Před 2 lety +1

      Idk if you've seen _Everything Everywhere All at Once_ yet, but if not, 1) you should see it! and 2) it should really have an epilepsy warning at a certain part; hopefully you see this before you see it so you and your partner can be safe c:

  • @NebTek
    @NebTek Před rokem +1

    Parents walked in right as Mark goes:
    "oooOOH MY hAir iS sO fLUFFY"

  • @missswiss6498
    @missswiss6498 Před 3 lety +404

    Markiplier: "That ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me."
    Me: *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"* **SCREAMS**

    • @TiredLady
      @TiredLady Před 3 lety +11

      I absolutely adore your profile picture.

    • @seyho7527
      @seyho7527 Před 3 lety +1

      ꧁ Shigaraki_Person ꧂ ok

    • @ratastic
      @ratastic Před 3 lety +3

      🤘☝️👆🦾☝️👆🦾☝️🎃☝️🖐🏽🎃☝️🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽😼☝️🖐🏽☝️☝️🖐🏽💀👆🤘👍💀🤘👎🏿💀🤘🤞🏾💀🤘🤞🏾💀🤘🤞🏾💀🤘💀🤞🏾🤘🤞🏾🤘🤞🏾🤘🤞🏾🤘🤞🏾🤘🤞🏾🤘🤘💀🤜💀🤞🏾💀🤜💀🤜🤜🤘🤑🤜🤘👹🤜👹🤜👹👌👹🤜🤘👹🤜👹👌🤟👹🤜👹👌🤜👹👌👹👌👆👹👹🤜👹👹🤜🤜🤜🤘🤜🤘🤞🏾🤘🤤🤜🤘🤤🤜🤘😧🤜🤘🤤🤜😧😧😧🤜🤘😧🤘😧🤜😧🤜😧😧😧🤘😧🤜😧🤜😧🤜🤘😧😧😧🤜🤘😧🤜😧🤜😧🤜🤘😧😧😧🤜🤘😧😧🤜🤘😧👌🤘🤤🤤🤤🤤👌🤜🤟🤤👌👆🤤🤤🤤🤟🤤👌👉🤤👌👉😦👉😴😴😴👉😴👌🤟😴🤜🤟😴🤜🤟😴😴😴🤜🤟🤤🤜🤟🤤🤜🤟🤤🤤🤤🤟🤤🤜🤤👉🤤🤤🤤🤟😴🤜🤟🤤🤜🤟😴🤤🤤🤜😷🖐🏽🤑🤏🥱🤤🤜🤘🤤👌🤘🤤🤤👌🤤👌🤤🤤👌🤤👌🤤🤤🤤👌🤤🤤👌🤤👌🤤🤤👌👉🤤🤤👌🤤👌🤤🤤👌👉🤤🤤👌🤤👌🤤👌👆🤤🤤👌👆🤤👌👉👌🤤👌👉👌👉👌👆👌👆👌👆👌👉👌👆🥴👌👆👌👆🤏🥴👆🤏👆😴🤏👆🤏😴👌😴👌👆🤏👆😴🤏🤏👆🤏👆😴👌👆🤏👆🤏😴👌👆🤏😴🤏😴🤘🤕🤟🤐🤜🤮🤟😴🤜🤢🤟😴🤜🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤👇🤤🤤👇🤤👇🤤🤤👇🤚👇🖐🏽☝️😴☝️🖐🏽☝️😴☝️🖐🏽😴☝️🖐🏽🤤👇🖐🏽🤤🖐🏽😴👇🖐🏽🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤👇👇🤚🤤👇🤚🤤👇🤚🤤👇🤚🤤🤚👇🖐🏽👇🤚👇😴👇🖐🏽☝️👆☝️👆👹👆🤏👆😴👆👌👆🤏👆🤏🤮👆🤏👆🤏👆🤏🥴👌👆👌👉👌👿👇👆👌👆👆😴👇🤕🖐🏽😴☝️🤢💪😴👇🤢💪😴👋🤤🖐🏽💪😴🖖💪🖖💪😴🖖💪😴💪😴💪😴🖕💪😴😴🖕🦶😴🦶😴🦶😴💪😦🖐🏽🤏👆🤏👆🤏👆🤏👆🤏🤘🤖👆🤖🤏😺👉🎃🤚👇👆☝️🖐🏽👇💀🖐🏽💀🤏👻👆☠️🤏👿👆💀☝️🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽☝️💀👇💀👇💀👆💪👻👇👻💀💀💀💀💀👇🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽☝️💀👇🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽☝️💀👇🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽💀👇🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽💀☝️🖐🏽🖐🏽☝️💀☝️🖐🏽🖐🏽☝️💀👇🖐🏽🖖👹👋👻👋🦾👋🖐🏽☝️🖐🏽🥴🥴🖖🥴🦾🥴🖖🤢🦾🤢🖖😴🦶😴🖕🤢😴🖕😴🦶😴🖖🤢🦶🥱🖕😴🖕🖖🦾👋🦾👋🦾🥴👋🦾👋🦾👋🦾🥴👋🦾👋🦾👋🥴🥴👋🥴🦾👋🦾😴🦾🥱👋😴🖖🦾👋🥱🦾👋🦾🥱🦾👋🦾👋🖐🏽👋🖖👋😼👇😼👆😻☝️😼🖐🏽😹👇😼👇🦾👋🦾👋🦾😼🖖😼🦾😼☝️😻🤚😼👇😼🖐🏽😻👋🖖🤖🦾🤖🦾😹🦶😹🦾👄🖕🦶🖕🦶😻🦿😾😻🦶😹😹👋🤲😾🦶😾😹✍️😻😾🖕🦵✍️🦵✍️🦵✍️🦵😾🖕🖕😻✍️🦾✍️🦾👋🦾👋🦵✍️😻✍️🦵🧙🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♂️👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👨‍👩‍👦👨‍👧👨‍👧‍👧👨‍👧👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍👦👩‍👧‍👧👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍👧‍👧👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍👧👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👧‍👧👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👔🥻👗👨‍👩‍👦👔👘👨‍👩‍👦🩱👢👩‍❤️‍👨🧤👟👢👟👩‍👦👢👞👩‍👦👢👢👩‍👦👞👩‍👦👞👩‍👦👞👩‍👦👞👩‍👦👞👞👩‍👦🧤👞🧤👞🧤👞👩‍👦👞👟👞👩‍👦👞🧤👞🧤👩‍👦👟🧤👟🧤👩‍👦

    • @theverycringenogoodname8453
      @theverycringenogoodname8453 Před 3 lety +15

      @@ratastic What made you do this?
      Did it hurt you?
      Do you need help?

    • @quintinbutler4196
      @quintinbutler4196 Před 3 lety +11

      @@ratasticWho's holding you hostage? How can we help?

  • @mc_sucklersama8094
    @mc_sucklersama8094 Před 3 lety +45

    attack on titan - episode 115: Eren breaks his legs and is stuck in a school, so he must use his grappling hook to escape the crazy teacher trying to spank him aggressively with a ruler

    • @meganm2020
      @meganm2020 Před 3 lety +5

      Change the teacher to Levi trying to spank Eren aggressively for not cleaning properly 😂

    • @richardgibson8403
      @richardgibson8403 Před 3 lety

      Megan M but baldi