Family Guy - Christianity never happened

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  • čas přidán 14. 05. 2024
  • 00:36 - Oh my God, they're all Jewish!
    Season: 22 Episode: 15 - Faith no more
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  • @khyabatiste3669
    @khyabatiste3669 Před 18 dny +287

    Given that in this scene Judaism became the top religion I’m surprised they didn’t look more like Mort

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon Před 18 dny +21

      Yeah, it's surprisingly not as distasteful as it could have been.

    • @THOMASINTHE1980S
      @THOMASINTHE1980S Před 18 dny +6

      In this reality, Mort’s voiced by Viener.

    • @proton8689
      @proton8689 Před 18 dny +10

      religion isn't genetic

    • @konstantinschreiner2122
      @konstantinschreiner2122 Před 18 dny

      ​@@proton8689to relax the situation! Look up how people in Jerusalem are depicted in family guy,
      Or Peter and gang looking for god.

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo Před 18 dny +4

      That joke worked when they went to Israel. Using it here would’ve ruined the whole element of it. This works fine.

  • @peterstoate2153
    @peterstoate2153 Před 18 dny +134

    No Christmas for them

    • @thesharkexpert1595
      @thesharkexpert1595 Před 18 dny +13

      If I was there, I totally would have a problem with Brian. I love Christmas!

    • @Galimeer5
      @Galimeer5 Před 18 dny +8

      Still plenty of winter solstice holidays to choose from. Like Saturnalia, which involves making evergreen wreaths, lighting candles, and giving gifts to loved ones.

    • @dandeluxe8731
      @dandeluxe8731 Před 18 dny +5

      So what? They'd still have Hanukkah.

    • @johnsai4074
      @johnsai4074 Před 18 dny +5

      they have hanukkah which lasts 8 days.

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 Před 18 dny +1

      Although Chanukah is vastly different from Christmas. The only similarity is they both start on the 25th of the December month

  • @hzhang1228
    @hzhang1228 Před 18 dny +92

    without Christianity the Roman Empire might have lasted a bit longer, Judaism would not dominate as Roman culture would have been more dominating, monotheism might never take off and Islam would also likely be very different or not exist at all. Judaism might have slowly eroded away. history could have been very different. without Islam there would be no Arabic unity and the Islamic conquests would not happen which would not fuel the age of exploration and colonial era would also not happen. no consolidation of the world's wealth would not catalyze the industrial revolution. man... @.@

    • @dibinism
      @dibinism Před 18 dny +21

      Yeah but that doesn’t fit with Seth’s r/atheism views at all.

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 Před 18 dny +9

      Judaism wouldn't have eroded. But if you follow the fact that the Roman Empire would collapse, then it'd be highly likely that Roman culture would erode.

    • @hzhang1228
      @hzhang1228 Před 18 dny +1

      @@mmoney3523 do you have any logic to back up the statement? if the Roman Empire's collapse would erode Roman culture why would the conquest of Judea not erode Judaism? if Christianity did not exist there would be no dominating cultural/power center to replace Roman culture. Roman empire would likely last longer. without popularization of Christianity Roman culture would be dominant, and much easier to spread, there would be no need to allow other religions to practice freely. Rome would be in much more control over crushing local cultures. repeated Jewish rebellions gives incentive to Romanize the populace.

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 Před 18 dny +6

      @@hzhang1228Because we keep coming back. All of our history is just empires attacking us and then collapsing, but we constantly thrive for thousands of years. Plus, the 2 Talmudim would be written anyway, thus giving the non-Zealots a way to continue the religion without having Eretz Yisrael

    • @hzhang1228
      @hzhang1228 Před 18 dny +3

      @@mmoney3523 surviving one condition does not equate to surviving another. each situation is different. you are not addressing the specific set of circumstances at discussion. one could say humanity has survived 200k years. which is nothing in the greater scope of the planet, life, or species. and does not guarantee humanity would survive another 200k years nor the previous 200k years if the situation would be different.
      the empires did not collapse due to attacking Judaism, but a multitude of factors. and a multitude of factors allowed Judaism to survive. we a talking about a specific set of factors. and you have not provided any counter argument to these specific set of factors.

  • @CSketch7023
    @CSketch7023 Před 18 dny +96

    Wasn't there a episode where we saw a world without Christianity? It was futuristic and very utopian?

    • @daryl772003
      @daryl772003 Před 18 dny +8

      Yep

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh Před 18 dny +33

      All that means is that Judiasm won't lead to a utopian future either.
      Basically, Family Guy is subconsciously saying that everyone should be atheist for the world to progress.
      Given that it was written by pretentious Seth McFarlane, it's not farfetched to say that is what he personally believes.

    • @daleketchup7434
      @daleketchup7434 Před 18 dny +15

      @@Ben-jl2rh he stopped writing for Family Guy and focuses more on American Dad

    • @CoryTheNorm
      @CoryTheNorm Před 18 dny +5

      I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

    • @Doublejho
      @Doublejho Před 17 dny +2

      ​@@Ben-jl2rh is it even wrong to assume there'd be more progress if it was? i don't think it is

  • @khyabatiste3669
    @khyabatiste3669 Před 18 dny +110

    0:51 “What the yidle-diddle-diddle-didle-deuce?”

  • @griffinwormer4748
    @griffinwormer4748 Před 18 dny +37

    In Road to the Multiverse they already made this joke sort of. They visit a dimension where Christianity never existed and everything was futuristic because of it.

    • @cristianmuraro8214
      @cristianmuraro8214 Před 18 dny +7

      And Meg was hot

    • @WilliamDearthwd
      @WilliamDearthwd Před 12 dny +3

      Yet said to be ugly in comparison to Lois. Stewie said if Brian sees her, he'll be immediately aroused.

  • @c.j.jamerson1240
    @c.j.jamerson1240 Před 18 dny +15

    Didn't Brian and Stewie once visit a universe where everything looked futuristic because Christianity never existed.

    • @salavast1522
      @salavast1522 Před 17 dny +3

      I think it was more that the renaissance didn't really happen, art and religion didn't get a big revitalization, and this allowed newer sciences to flourish

  • @yesikanarvaez5027
    @yesikanarvaez5027 Před 17 dny +31

    Well in Hanukah you get more gifts and Bah Mitzvahs are mandatory

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa Před 13 dny +2

      Without Christmas there would be no Hanukkah. Bc Hanukkah is only celebrated to compete with Santa Claus.

    • @lawrencelewis2592
      @lawrencelewis2592 Před 12 dny +2

      Plus with Judaism, you drink a lot of wine. I first got loaded after services on Friday when I was 6. Wasn't taller than the table those little cups of Manischevits were on but I reached up and had a few.

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 Před 12 dny +3

      ​@@TheAnantaSesaChanukah would be celebrated like how the Sages wanted us to celebrate. Lighting candles and singing songs (not songs that include the uprising)

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa Před 11 dny

      @@lawrencelewis2592 any bar caught selling liquor to underage kids should just say they’re Jews practicing their religion. Lol

  • @hpos1086
    @hpos1086 Před 18 dny +10

    How come the first time they went to a Christian free reality it was basically the future, but this time it's just Jewish?
    Also, what is Mort in this world? Is he just a guy with no notable characteristics, or does he believe in a different religion?

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai Před 16 dny +4

      Very simple, Family Guy is inconsistent. This is just Seth’s way of making fun of religion.

    • @hpos1086
      @hpos1086 Před 16 dny +3

      @@Ronin.Samurai Doesn't he mostly just voice act for Family Guy these days?

  • @jaquanmiller2526
    @jaquanmiller2526 Před 18 dny +47

    Still, God going to be mad at Stewie and Brian at the end.

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai Před 16 dny +2

      Wait why? Keep in mind Jesus wasn’t Christian either, he was Jewish.

  • @bentowers7743
    @bentowers7743 Před 18 dny +59

    If Christianity never happened, would the pagan religions still exist? Would the Roman Empire have still worshiped the Olympians? Would the areas of Scandinavia still worship the Norse gods?

    • @nathanracher2911
      @nathanracher2911 Před 18 dny +8

      Yes

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 Před 18 dny +7

      Probably not. Those empires would fall and the dominant "religion" would probably be secularism or atheism

    • @jaredf6205
      @jaredf6205 Před 17 dny +1

      @@mmoney3523Religions survive empires falling *all the time*

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 Před 17 dny +1

      @jaredf6205 There aren't that many I can name, especially ones from this era and region. Zoroastrianism is one that has survived, but there are only 100,000 of them. A good example of what I said previously is Egypt. When the Greek hellenized Egypt, they also brought Greek philosophy with them. If Christianity never existed, it is fair to say that Greek philosophy in Egypt would have a massive impact on religious life. We know this did happen because the Jewish philosopher Philo (lived before spread of Christianity) used Greek philosophy as the basis for what he wrote. Greek philosophers actually wrote about monotheism being correct whereas Philo's philosophy has elements of atheism. So following this pattern, we can say that atheism and just general secularism (because the Hellenization of Egypt removed many things about the Egyptian religion) would be very popular

    • @jaredf6205
      @jaredf6205 Před 17 dny +1

      @@mmoney3523 Almost every current religion has been the main religion of a large empire that has fallen, multiple times even.

  • @themasterofcommentsandrese4351

    What about doctor daughter?

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles Před 18 dny +26

    But Judaism isn’t a universalizing/evangelizing religion. Wouldn’t they be Muslim instead?
    Or maybe this is because Lois is ethnically Jewish (on her mom’s side, but it’s a matrilineal ethnicity), and they are a Jewish minority in an otherwise Muslim country.

    • @alexsutton2271
      @alexsutton2271 Před 18 dny +8

      Islam could theoretically still exist but it'd be a bit different with Christianity not existing

    • @TheOldSalt
      @TheOldSalt Před 18 dny +9

      Actually I’d think it’d be Roman Paganism tbh. Without Christianity there’s no Islam, bc Jesus is one of the five Prophets of Islam, Muhammad is the final prophet

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles Před 18 dny +3

      @@TheOldSalt everything else in the universe’s history is same down to the walls of Stewie’s room, so I think it’s more reasonable to assume Islam would have only 4 prophets in this version

    • @AntonioGalio-yh5zo
      @AntonioGalio-yh5zo Před 18 dny +1

      We'd be death already.

    • @XandateOfHeaven
      @XandateOfHeaven Před 18 dny

      Islam probably would not exist without Christianity, and if it did it would end up as a more direct offshoot of Judaism. It's much more likely one of the Roman cults like Mithraism would have come to dominate Europe, or Zoroastrianism. Though without Christianity its also possible that there would be a wide range of Polytheistic beliefs.

  • @naughtiusmaximus3690
    @naughtiusmaximus3690 Před 16 dny +3

    Unmarried woman don't cover their hair Meg, nice wishful thinking on your part though....

  • @thecrimsondragonslayer6533

    I'm just going to assume before I reach the end of these clips for this episode that if Brian meets the girl he did all this for again she still won't sleep with him

  • @misterchubbikins
    @misterchubbikins Před 12 dny +2

    Funny that everyone pretends christianity isn't just an offshoot of judaism.

  • @MohammadAnwar-gz5ro
    @MohammadAnwar-gz5ro Před 18 dny +12

    Actually since Judaism does not have a strong missionary zeal the top religion probably would have been Islam.

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai Před 16 dny

      Uh no, not likely. Seems how most of the religions of ancient and medieval times are associated with empires, many of the religions would die as their empires fell. Today, the top faith would be Atheism.

  • @lecarlosljrobinsonjr4933

    I love being a Christian ❤

  • @fanboy337
    @fanboy337 Před 18 dny

    What was that in the end?

  • @christopheredwards788
    @christopheredwards788 Před 18 dny +6

    Guess that means no Christmas

  • @QurttoRco
    @QurttoRco Před 17 dny +1

    Isnt Lois already Jewish ?

  • @mmoney3523
    @mmoney3523 Před 18 dny +3

    This is incorrect. The word yarmulke wouldnt have been created

  • @user-kw2yn2ff3n
    @user-kw2yn2ff3n Před 18 dny

    Meg and Kevin 2025

  • @TheBandit025Nova
    @TheBandit025Nova Před 18 dny

    Now what does that mean for Hitler

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai Před 16 dny +3

      It means he failed horrendously, or he never existed.

  • @JumpirThatsHard
    @JumpirThatsHard Před 15 dny +1

    No Christianity ✝️

  • @wilberwhateley7569
    @wilberwhateley7569 Před 18 dny +3

    Ah, I was hoping Cthulhu worship would replace Christianity…

  • @pokelynke8232
    @pokelynke8232 Před 17 dny

    But Brian is a dog. Why does he need the little hat?

  • @damien5138
    @damien5138 Před 9 dny

    No. Islam would be tops

  • @MOCguy1
    @MOCguy1 Před 18 dny +2

    Like that would be an Better

  • @Moon-oh5us
    @Moon-oh5us Před 7 dny

    wouldnt islam be more likely the most dominant religion? eh who cares its still funny

  • @tylergoodman3560
    @tylergoodman3560 Před 18 dny +8

    God bless everyone. ❤🎉

  • @jmann6130
    @jmann6130 Před 14 dny

    Apparently nobody in the writers room knew that the Hebrew faith doesn’t begin with Moses it actually started with Abraham not to mention the fact he’s also the patriarch of Islam. I’m actually surprised they didn’t bother making the Griffins muslim stereotypes!

  • @zoidlloyd7736
    @zoidlloyd7736 Před 17 dny

    Oh cool 0:26 jus like family goy huh ?

  • @jdools4744
    @jdools4744 Před 18 dny +1

    This isn’t how Judaism works

    • @mmoney3523
      @mmoney3523 Před 18 dny +4

      The only issue I see is that Meg is wearing a tichel even though she is unmarried

  • @Samagachi
    @Samagachi Před 18 dny +1

    How did Islam not become the top religion?

    • @davedaves3489
      @davedaves3489 Před 18 dny +4

      Becauae it is idolatry.
      Bc people realized that none of it is true.

    • @kingkiller5325
      @kingkiller5325 Před 18 dny +6

      Islam in large part uses the same mythology history as Christianity.
      Including the belief that Prophet Isa(Jesus) would return.
      So without the existence of Christianity Islam wouldn't quiet look the same as it does today.

    • @Ronin.Samurai
      @Ronin.Samurai Před 16 dny

      @@kingkiller5325it’s a possibility Islam might still exist seems how most of judaism believers believe Jesus would return ( unlike Orthodox Judaism ).

  • @gabriell.4440
    @gabriell.4440 Před 18 dny +1

    Shouldn't hunanity be 1,000 years more advanced? Right Family Guy writers?

  • @mmmapplesauce1673
    @mmmapplesauce1673 Před 16 dny

    Hmm the atheist has nothing against judaism…