Philomena Cunk Pasta Sauces

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  • @blackporscheroadster6415
    @blackporscheroadster6415 Před rokem +2194

    I bought the book. It's a masterpiece. A true Magnus Octopus.

    • @rme1383
      @rme1383 Před rokem +21

      What? Is it real?

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 Před rokem +38

      Does it cover pasta sauce? (It better so, she said it covered everything!).

    • @RochdChati
      @RochdChati Před rokem +3

      lol!

    • @phoebeblaze3668
      @phoebeblaze3668 Před rokem +68

      @@weswheel4834 if not, you could cover it with pasta sauce and then it will cover pasta sauce.

    • @thereckon3592
      @thereckon3592 Před rokem

      @@phoebeblaze3668 Then it becomes "Cunk Pasta on Everything" rather than "Cunk on Everything".

  • @2fortsmostwanted
    @2fortsmostwanted Před rokem +1095

    She’s truly entered her Renaisauce

  • @lordaizen2684
    @lordaizen2684 Před rokem +781

    I love this woman, her existence just adds so much to my life.

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 Před rokem +1

      Truly one of the best female figures of our life time

    • @talthan
      @talthan Před rokem +1

      never heard of her...

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 Před rokem +4

      @@talthan and thats one of her charms I guess

    • @talthan
      @talthan Před rokem +1

      @@renz1013 would be more charming if someone could direct me to where i might have seen her so I could appreciate her efforts

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 Před rokem +1

      @@talthan she has a wikipedia just search up her name and look at the wiki's source you might recognize her. I dont

  • @OscarTorres-cn8mo
    @OscarTorres-cn8mo Před rokem +361

    Leaving the comedic genius aside, this woman can brand herself like no one else, lol

  • @daytona595
    @daytona595 Před rokem +119

    Her face is amazing, she's almost crying. She's so talented I love her lol.

  • @stgodards
    @stgodards Před 3 lety +585

    This is a masterclass in comic timing and delivery.

  • @indramatic
    @indramatic Před rokem +3

    The background music makes this perfect. Just perfect!

  • @Spectoral_on_SPOTIFY
    @Spectoral_on_SPOTIFY Před 2 lety +275

    I love how the middle one still has the Pataks lid

  • @siukong
    @siukong Před rokem +18

    Ah, so this is why she wanted to talk to the sauce expert so badly!

  • @inframatic
    @inframatic Před rokem +44

    she is a comedic genius

  • @quecee
    @quecee Před 9 měsíci +1

    She really sold me on how good the pasta sauce would taste!

  • @guitashamilele
    @guitashamilele Před rokem +23

    No many people can make picking up jars look funny. Diane can.

  • @Zii_Vii
    @Zii_Vii Před rokem +23

    I knew what was coming and it still cracked me up 😂

  • @ronkiser5236
    @ronkiser5236 Před rokem +1

    I really thought she wuz gonna "chuck" there for a moment... clearly a professional by holding it down 👍

  • @JakeKoenig
    @JakeKoenig Před rokem +13

    Jerk tuna pasta sauce. 😂
    Sounds delicious.

  • @paulbrozyna3006
    @paulbrozyna3006 Před rokem +2

    Always resented how the moment she popped up, it meant that episode of Screenwipe was over.

  • @kingcole55
    @kingcole55 Před 2 lety +13

    0:42 the best part

    • @cmtptr
      @cmtptr Před rokem +4

      I think that 0:41 is a pretty good part, too.

  • @user-yx7dp2pl8t
    @user-yx7dp2pl8t Před rokem +2

    the sub titles turn the 'book out' into something unexpected :'D

  • @sauceseji
    @sauceseji Před rokem +3

    yooo this is diane's youtube account? girl you're a hit

  • @squeakystool
    @squeakystool Před 2 lety +31

    She's the best, got to pass the word on.

  • @liseouellet9705
    @liseouellet9705 Před rokem +3

    I love her .😊💗😘

  • @GreenLight11111
    @GreenLight11111 Před 3 lety +29

    Aww i want more philomena Cunk series.

  • @VarunBanala
    @VarunBanala Před rokem +1

    Paul should try those sauces.

  • @ge2623
    @ge2623 Před rokem +1

    "Jerk Tuna" Good band name.

  • @georgemoskal2098
    @georgemoskal2098 Před 3 lety +9

    Nutter. Love it.

  • @frankford1115
    @frankford1115 Před 3 lety +6

    Brilliant. Marvelous piss take that celebrities fully deserve.

  • @Kwak444
    @Kwak444 Před 3 lety +11

    These sausages are so good!

  • @trishtraynor1237
    @trishtraynor1237 Před 4 lety +8

    And a grand book it is too. I got in on Audible. It made me laugh and clap my hands 👏. 🤩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺

  • @damienhirst8914
    @damienhirst8914 Před 5 lety +9

    Just been to my local halfords
    (Wythenshawe, Didsbury)
    (just off the M60)
    (near where than man with the striped hat and the silly voice at my bingo lives)
    I found the sauces being used in a sort of January give away!
    I got a free jar of sauce for every childs bike I bought BARGAIN!!
    Anyway I'm currently enjoy the jerk tuna as a great base for a delicious jerk tuna Thai curry!!
    P. S. The leftovers will be in my butty box tomorrow.

  • @AngeloXification
    @AngeloXification Před 2 lety +2

    I'm in love

  • @hornguy04
    @hornguy04 Před rokem

    I legitimately thought this was Alyson Hannigan for a second.

  • @Hamish..
    @Hamish.. Před 2 lety +1

    Brilliant!!!

  • @TexasTimeLord
    @TexasTimeLord Před rokem +1

    She is one saucy lady !

  • @allanfifield8256
    @allanfifield8256 Před rokem +3

    The Pasta Sauces look and sound wonderful.

  • @johnleake5657
    @johnleake5657 Před rokem +2

    Wheat-free pesto... hehehe! Great book ad!

  • @utvpoop
    @utvpoop Před rokem +5

    So when asking about the Renessauce, she was trying to compare it to these

  • @anonymous0936
    @anonymous0936 Před rokem +3

    I will actually buy it she deserves it

  • @ichneumon2776
    @ichneumon2776 Před 2 lety +5

    Girl in suit, British accent, Dry humour. I am already sold.

  • @TrateMusic
    @TrateMusic Před rokem +1

    Reggae Enchilada? Sign me the fuck up

  • @BasicComputerRepair
    @BasicComputerRepair Před rokem

    Where did they find her? Her comedic timing along with her facial features and looks are a satire trifecta!

  • @deeryker
    @deeryker Před 3 lety +2

    Great acting,,,well done

  • @Reigner1985
    @Reigner1985 Před 5 lety +3

    Foods of Great Britain

  • @Migsfigs8
    @Migsfigs8 Před rokem +2

    Of course it’s the one thats called “reggaes enchilada”

  • @cheydinal5401
    @cheydinal5401 Před 9 měsíci

    Gotta have that merch

  • @anthonydemitre9392
    @anthonydemitre9392 Před 3 lety +11

    I think it's just about time to put out Magic Mushroom sauce or chutney, who cares really just as long as it's got that magic kick

  • @Sol-Cutta
    @Sol-Cutta Před rokem

    I like it.

  • @jesseemullen
    @jesseemullen Před 3 lety +1

    Amazing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @porshprix4286
    @porshprix4286 Před 2 lety +1

    I thought she was going to throw up for a second.

  • @VitoDRF
    @VitoDRF Před rokem +1

    Mmmm, jerk tuna sauce. It’s just different enough to work.

  • @JanBanJoovi-ol1qv
    @JanBanJoovi-ol1qv Před rokem

    Where can I buy these seemingly exquisite sauces

  • @babytextor
    @babytextor Před rokem

    Im watching on Nov. 1st!

  • @hartage
    @hartage Před 5 lety +1

    Haha nice. .

  • @peterpretzington9669
    @peterpretzington9669 Před 2 lety

    Reggae enchilada

  • @AeolianMusica
    @AeolianMusica Před rokem +1

    Can I buy just the labels to put on my own Patak’s Tandoori Marinade??

  • @CB-et6jo
    @CB-et6jo Před rokem

    Daria meets Aubrey Plaza, lmfao!!!!!

  • @whitewings2363
    @whitewings2363 Před rokem

    Gold

  • @JackIsMe1993
    @JackIsMe1993 Před 5 lety +4

    Looking forward to giving the book a read where do I order the sauce? Is it a pre-order bonus?

    • @diane829
      @diane829  Před 5 lety +5

      jackisme 1993 HALFORDS.

    • @JackIsMe1993
      @JackIsMe1993 Před 5 lety

      @@diane829 Thanking You X

    • @anw6839
      @anw6839 Před 3 lety

      @@diane829 halfords don't sell them, they said they have never stocked them and offered me Swarfega instead, i think you should investigate i think they're trying to pull a fast one, although Swarfega is nice with Tagliatelle and Parmesan cheese, I don't read books!

    • @stringlarson1247
      @stringlarson1247 Před rokem

      Toss yer own salad.

  • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
    @JohnGardnerAlhadis Před rokem

    Wit drier than the Atacama Desert.

  • @n2bfw884
    @n2bfw884 Před rokem +1

    I wonder if this is the latest and maybe best tribute to Meatavitavegamin.

  • @Cressup
    @Cressup Před 5 lety +15

    Philomena I'd love to buy these for my dog, where can I buy them?

    • @diane829
      @diane829  Před 5 lety +9

      L Cress lucky old dog! Try Halfords.

    • @Cressup
      @Cressup Před 5 lety +4

      @@diane829 Cornelius will be so happy.

    • @timbeaton5045
      @timbeaton5045 Před 3 lety +9

      Maybe a dog food is in the offing? Cunk Chunks?

  • @mellie2003
    @mellie2003 Před rokem +1

    Where can we buy!?

  • @berbudy
    @berbudy Před rokem +1

    That sauce need more soviet onion

  • @spmoran4703
    @spmoran4703 Před 2 lety +4

    Those sauces must be really " thick"

  • @Goettel
    @Goettel Před rokem

    I'll have some of her sauce.

  • @mikomiko762
    @mikomiko762 Před rokem

    Buy the passta sources couse i really proud of those😂😂😂i see it...🙈😂

  • @red0means0go
    @red0means0go Před 2 lety

    If I go to your book reading, are you serving your sauces?

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 Před rokem +4

    Is it just available in the U.K.? I checked the aisles at my grocery store here in Canada and they said they have never heard of it.

    • @anthonyclegg1511
      @anthonyclegg1511 Před rokem

      I'm sure you can get it on line, or a good book shop.

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 Před rokem

      @@anthonyclegg1511 Do you normally eat it right out of the jar in England? In Canada I have seen people warm it up on the stove first.

    • @anthonyclegg1511
      @anthonyclegg1511 Před rokem +1

      @@seanwebb605 I'm sorry Sean, I thought you were referring to the book. We heat them up in the UK, I think she was tasting it for comedy effect. I think that brand of sauce is also for comedy effect. But similar sauces are available.

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 Před rokem

      @@anthonyclegg1511 I have only recently learned about Ms. Cunk. Nobody had told me this was comedy. Something must get lost in translation.

    • @anthonyclegg1511
      @anthonyclegg1511 Před rokem +1

      @@seanwebb605 she puts it across as if she believes it to be true, I think maybe you have a different sense of humour in Canada.

  • @fidan2fast
    @fidan2fast Před rokem +1

    No Renesauce?

  • @paulsolon6229
    @paulsolon6229 Před rokem +1

    Funny

  • @rowdybme4584
    @rowdybme4584 Před rokem +2

    why the hell didnt you name them Rennaisauce

  • @perdidoenbolivia134
    @perdidoenbolivia134 Před rokem

    Where do I buy the sauce

  • @receptayyip1410
    @receptayyip1410 Před rokem

    I feel pun-ished...

  • @loki4034
    @loki4034 Před rokem

    the background music sounds so familiar. anyone know what its called?

  • @dragoljubshafarevich1855

    Что-то я не выкупил
    Какой контекст?

  • @HuplesCat
    @HuplesCat Před 3 lety +2

    Do you have an organic vegan fair trade variety and a store on Amazon. 😹🇨🇦

  • @catland88
    @catland88 Před rokem

    I'd like the jerk tuna

  • @Trollika_Devi
    @Trollika_Devi Před 5 lety +2

    Omg Diane you are one of the most talented ppl on the planet. I love Cunk. Have a wonderful Christmas

  • @simran3382
    @simran3382 Před rokem

    She kinda reminds me of Johnny English

  • @guammominsd
    @guammominsd Před rokem +4

    Lol she's hilarious.

  • @scottsterling7659
    @scottsterling7659 Před rokem

    I bet renaisauce is one of them

  • @chrislowelldelarosa3572
    @chrislowelldelarosa3572 Před 2 lety +1

    She should meet Ryan Reynolds

  • @LOONACORE
    @LOONACORE Před rokem +6

    The part that kills me is the Patak's lid

  • @humanbn1057
    @humanbn1057 Před rokem

    Sold.

  • @PRESSPLAYRADIO
    @PRESSPLAYRADIO Před 3 lety

    2 views , 13K years ago ? That's history, what's the big deal Di/Phil ?

  • @dantaylor333
    @dantaylor333 Před 4 lety +6

    Darling I really love you and Philomena alot but I deel like she needs to travel the world to become famous) I loved you in After Life btw x

    • @maxhooper4319
      @maxhooper4319 Před 3 lety +6

      Could you imagine a cunk explores the World Series! That would be the best

    • @manmaas
      @manmaas Před 3 lety

      @@maxhooper4319 There might be civil unrest!

    • @PRESSPLAYRADIO
      @PRESSPLAYRADIO Před 3 lety +1

      She told me she don't fancy you and watch out her scaffolder boyfriend

  • @tbug50
    @tbug50 Před rokem

    While I don’t think pasta sauce is supposed to be as thick as gelato…. I am curious to try the jerk tuna 🤔

  • @thephoenix6237
    @thephoenix6237 Před rokem +1

    Is there really a book!?

    • @zoe3934
      @zoe3934 Před rokem +1

      Yup there really is! U can get it from Amazon or see if your local library can order it. I've just requested a copy from my library I'm so excited to read it!

  • @Goochbot
    @Goochbot Před 5 lety

    Are your old man sandwiches ever going to see the light of day?

  • @professorpyg505
    @professorpyg505 Před 2 lety

    Is that Kath from After life?

    • @krashd
      @krashd Před rokem

      No, that was Diane Morgan

    • @zoe3934
      @zoe3934 Před rokem +2

      Yes its the same actress Diane Morgan who plays Kath on afterlife and this her character Philomena Cunk.

  • @tcmoon
    @tcmoon Před 3 lety +2

    Do you deliver? I could show you my scratchings... etchings! Etchings! I could show you my etchings...

  • @6catsinacoat781
    @6catsinacoat781 Před rokem

    Hows that sauce these days love?

  • @theoriginalchefboyoboy6025

    next up...
    Cunk Bovril
    Cunk Marmite

  • @quentinmunich9819
    @quentinmunich9819 Před rokem

    Properly already sold out after 3 years. Damn!🤪

  • @jonathanbol3969
    @jonathanbol3969 Před 2 lety

    Shoutout to SimpleFlips

  • @Mike-lx9qn
    @Mike-lx9qn Před rokem

    0:20

  • @cooperthetransferstudent24

    Not the Patak's branding on the middle sauce

  • @Tetris_Effect
    @Tetris_Effect Před rokem

    I got ill..

  • @phelyxz
    @phelyxz Před 2 lety +6

    This small video demonstrates two of the fundamental tropes of british culture: british culture really knows how to be funny but is really bad with food...

  • @jagadeeshchirasani
    @jagadeeshchirasani Před rokem +1

    I think there is too much of soviet onions in the sauce 🙃

  • @Ndlanding
    @Ndlanding Před 3 lety +2

    If I order all of your fabby sauces, which ones will come with a Patak's lid? It's so I can plan for Christmas or whatever it's called these days by the heathens. Not that I've got anything against heathens, as such. But I don't want my heathen-hating friends to get an asian-type lid.