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"Dammit. It's not the tick." Gets me everytime.
Funny thing is how much worse it actually is than just the tick.
DAMMIT IT’S NOT THE TICK?!?! It’s something worse the tick?!
@@GraydenKC With the tick, it would just affect/effect him. The only other thing it could be will change the Planet, the Universe and History itself. Yes, it is many times worse than the tick. Except for him and no one could stop it but wouldn't be touched by it either, "Your day is gonna be a lot worse than mine."
The counterpart to Meryl’s “NOWWWWW a warning?”
"where you been at man, it's been like an hour ago" - priceless scene
I just realized that it took 40 years for boris to come back with backup because their planet is 20 light years away. 20 years to their planet and 20 years back to earth.
This implies many things. The most obvious is that their race is capable of light speed travel but at the same time, they haven't figured out stuff like wormholes or other "faster than light" traveling methods.
You didn't account for time dilation. When something goes very fast, time slows down for it and at the speed of light, time stops. But it continues for everything else, this is time dilation. So if you travel at the speed of light for 1 year and come back, for you it's been 2 years, but due to time dilation 4000 years has past on earth. So 40 years at light speed would take 80k years in real time. It's also impossible for anything with mass to travel the speed of light, so it's logical to assume they are going near light speed.
No matter how you look at it, traveling 40 light years in 40 years is impossible. By the time boris returned to his home planet they all would have starved to death
You've got it backwards. What would happen is it would take 40 years to travel (assuming the distance is a little less than 20 light years, not 100 %) but for the person travelling it would appear only a few years would have passed. Because if someone is taking 80K years to travel 40 light years, it wouldn't be near the speed of light would it? (It would be C/2000) at which speed the time dilation is negligible.
@everydaycommentator6036 I just double-checked my work by reading a post from someone who is more knowledgeable than me, and my numbers were wrong. If an outside observer on his home world waited for borris to travel 40 light year to them, more than 40k years would pass due to him having mass and theoretically going 99.9 the speed of light. So the trip would take longer than my previous estimation.
You were right in the fact that borris wouldn't age 40 years, it's would be around 11 or 12 years for him.
Either way, it's still impossible to travel 40 light years in 40 years, the traveler will experience less time and the observer will experience more time passing. Because time dilation affects both the traveler and the observers.
I don't understand the calculations because I'm not a scientist but given I got the calculations from a scholarly article from an actual one, I'm inclined to default to her calculations and can't argue with them
It's still not right. If Borris took 40k years to travel 40 light years, then his speed would not be 99.9% the speed of light. It would be 40*100/40k i.e. 0.1% the speed of light (approx 300 km/s) at which speed time dilation would not be that much.
What you're trying to say is if Borris is travelling at 99.9% the speed of light for 40 years in his perspective, then 40k years would pass in the rest of the universe. I don't think ratio is 1:1000, but basically more than 40 years would pass in the rest of the universe. But travelling at 99.9 % the speed of light for 40 years from the traveller's perspective, he would be travelling 39.96 light years in his perspective but that distance is shrunk space and he would be able to cover a distance larger than 40 light years.
What I'm trying to say is let's say that distance to his planet is not 20 light years, but let's say 19.9 light years, then boris can travel at 99.5 % the speed of light for 20 years in our perspective to cover this distance. In Boris' perspective it is a much shorter time. He travelled 19.9 light years in our perspective but in Boris perspective the space appears to be shrunk and he travelled a shorter distance in his perspective.
the worms: "good luck, J!" "this planet's toast" 💀
"Because if it did exist, a level 1 senior agent such as myself would have been made aware of it"
"Unless it's way above his paygrade"
"I need a raise".
Well, I guess he really doesn't need a lot of "pay" to get along...
Level one, then there are higher levels. He is only on level one, and a building has more than one level. Or he would be a Top Level Agent, not a Level One Agent.
@@user-td3du7jk2x MIB agent ranks count down not up. So a level 3 or 4 agent is lower ranked than a level 1 agent.
@@user-td3du7jk2xYou never heard of the term "tier one operator"? It refers to special forces, such as navy seals, green berets, SAS, etc. They are the best a country can make. There is nothing above tier one.
Tier and lvl is diff then, but in rhythm game tiering is leveling, well tier is like jlpt N1 then the more little the number the higher the value
@@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-tier 0 and tier 2 say hello
How legendary would Chris Rock be if he said after the slap, "Damn it's not the tick?!"
No, it would have been funnier if Rock had given it and then said, "Dahmn iht, Iht, IZ Noht tha Tihck."
Yeah, we are all in wrong timeline.
damn it, im 30 years old already but MIB series are still my favorite movies of all time.
I was mad at myself and my step mom🤣
I'm 700 years old and I love them
how do these two facts contradict each other?
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@@raven4k998?
J: and he smiles like this...😑
this planets toast🤣
One of my fav lines in this scene hahaha
He was destined to join the MIB no matter how thing change in the past
Is that rn azur lane ship, if not what's the PFP Chara name?
Time travel is hard for him to believe but aliens n such is perfectly fine
well explains everything and since I am always drinking chocolate milk and not dying you know that means I am a time traveler🤣🤣🤣
The concept of time travel isn't hard to believe for him, it's the concept that there still was stuff too classified for his status.
Should be the same for you. Considering how big the universe is the chance of there being other species is very likely. But with our current knowledge of physics, time travel to the past in impossible
@@l_poci_ Hate to break it to you but Earth is the only planet with life in the entire Universe.
@@Ionstorm2002 we're talking about possibilities. Life outside the earth and alien species are not impossible, but very improbable. But time travel? By the current understanding of physics, it's just downright impossible.
That made me go and re-watch the whole movie, and it was good!
"Made it illegal throughout the universe". How? Aren't MIB essentially Earth based customs and detective force? By what authority was this decree made?
No, they operate galaxy wide but when they deal with issues away from earth they do so through alliances of alien proxies
Agent J was called the most feared human in the Galaxy
@@rejvaik00 Lame.
@@diibadaa9502 I know it's kinda lame but it helps to explain why there aren't humans running around the entire galaxy in the world of the MIB
My understanding is that Earth is somewhat special in the Universe as K originally put it in the first movie that Aliens came and made Earth an A-Political/Neutral Zone for alien refugees and beings without a home. This action however would be meaningless unless Earth had the power to enforce its Neutrality and not get bullied by the more aggressive aliens out there. Think of Earth as a big National Park with some badass Game Wardens. It is clear throughout all the movies too that various Alien species and cosmic beings provided MIB/Earth with technology, weapons, defenses, alliances, and general knowledge. I would wager this makes Earth's actual Authorities, MIB, quite influential and their reach in the Universe pretty vast considering the connections their visitors and "donors" have. If someone figured out how to time travel, it wouldnt be hard for MIB to explain exactly why it would be disastrous and unpredictable should anyone use it. I imagine that most sentient races would find time travel dangerous once they knew of its discovery regardless of whether they liked Earth or not so not much convincing would be required to make it illegal since it wouldnt have been in their hands anyways.
When O slapped J should of said "keep agent K name out your F**king mouth" 😂
Now THAT'S some time traveling shenanigans
Question. How is J still in the MiB if K never recruited him? This movie makes the entire reason J made it through the process was because K respected his father and watched out for J, and in MiB 1 the only reason J was picked was because K wanted him to be picked.
No. In the future where K was dead over 40 years, J was an agent. Which means he became an agent somehow in that timeline. K wasn’t greasing the wheels in the tests in MIB1 either, J passed all the tests…Zed just didn’t like his attitude.
Not true. K, agreed to look after J since he was responsible for his fathers death. However he only recruited J because of his encouter with an alien, and after checking up on him once more he realized the kid had a good apptitude for being an agent so he recommended him for recruitment.
That said MIB does look for new agents among the various agencies of the US the best of the best. As such its likely he would have joined up anyway simply because he had a good aptitude for it... and because he is in the HQ's back yard.
@Iron Templar But Zed didn't want to recruit him. He only did so based on K's recommendation. He became a great agent, but initially, the entire MiB wasn't very keen on him.
@@Dilaudid281 um no. Zed said he had a problem with authority. Which was true, but didn't deny that he would make a good agent.
I think the movie makes a point that the sort of people who are recruited to join the MiB are always destined for it. If K hadn't recruited J, then someone else would have.
"Where you been man, was like a hour ago" 😂😂
I think Will Arnett, as an MIB agent, would have made a nice spinoff
I see Will Smith and BoJack Horseman.
Awful opinion.
@@kulio1214 I'd pay to see BoJack Horseman as a MiB agent.
You referring to Botox face man in the elevator?
Will Arnett and Bill Hader (Andy Worhol) as MIB Agents would've been a super hilarious movie!
This movie slapped
Worms are the best. "This planet is toasted, ahahhah"
How did J get into the MIB if there was no K?
His dad would have witnessed K's death, meaning J grew up with a father and didn't have anger issues, explaining why he was more sentimental with his partner, his dad would have spent his entire life trying to prove aliens exist, and J would have followed I'm his footsteps, searching for aliens and eventually arresting an alien on foot as part of NYPD, find out that aliens do exist and get into the MIB program on his own merit.
Good catch! and J should know anything weird should be clues that something's weird.
@Kristopher Galvez Is that canon or you just wrote it yourself?
Plot hole, just look the other way.😅
@@kristophergalvez well that would be a good elseworlds story if will smith came back
Boris wasn't very smart. He got the time travel device but didn't kill the guy who helped him time travel, to prevent others from doing it.
Surely wouldn't matter. J could figure it out eventually.
Even if boring had, in the new timeline, the guy would have still been alive.
He probably didn’t expect anybody to remember so he didn’t bother
Do you want to start a time war because this is how you start a time war
lol the four at the end packing up
When it comes to learning about advance life forms or just extraterrestrials trying to find a new home? Easy to understand. Time Travel? Basically you need a chocolate milkshake and book to look up about the rules of Time Travel, along a pay rise.
with K's statement that there is always something about to wipe earth out and the end scene there it is implied that the worms pack up to leave the "dying" earth at least once a week
3:58 😂
Big, tall, wrought iron fence around that service building on Battery Place.
No way to get to door for selfie.
2 Wills on the same screen 😂😂😂
Anyone wonder why J is an agent if K didn’t recruit him?
i always wondered the same. i figured agent j would walk into MIB and be stopped and neuralized by the guard unless he knew who was in charge.
Maybe due to the altered reality j still somehow made the cut due to catching a alien and being not as cocky in the first movie because in this timeline his dad was alive
@@levievil9220 Wait, that means he never used that chance to see his dad! Can’t blame that he’s not aware of it though
@@s0kulite why would he if he grew up with his dad in the altered timeline unless you’re talking about og timeline j
Happy Birthday Agent O 🎉🎉😮😮
The sheer creativity of this film series just blows the mind. Americans are the only people who can think so far outside the box to come up with these convoluted and very creative plots. Ha ha ha! I love this series. Every scene you never know what is going to pop out and bite you. Emma Thompson is sheer class.
A alien wrote the script.
Young agent coalson from shieldd lol
😅😅😅😅well information good show you 😅😅😅
That's where he learned to slap with force!
Note that here the MIB Logo was absent from the HQ as it was made after the image of the arcNet.
5:47 "THIS PLANET'S TOAST"
I am surprised he didn't slap the choc milk person LOL
0:52 ok whoever I'm going to need you to give me 5 feet or I'm going to pluck you in your throat 😂😂😂 Very savage there towards your new partner will lol
Thank God for Will Arnett
This movie is 10 times better than it ought to be for a second sequel a decade after the last.
I never understood how keith Richards was never in any of these films as an alien cameo?....
Its now all makes sense btw 😂😂 W Smith and slaps
okay that is cute.. :) love yall
Headaches, agitation, depression, a craving for chocolate.
All of this occurred to many people on the 8/4/24 when there was a rare solar Eclipse.
I was one of those who experienced this. It has been one day and I will be on the lookout for temporal fractures.
1:01
I wonder why AA didn't go with J
What can you tell me about the identities of the various SimCity Multi-Players Multi-Telefones? Their biographies.
MIB Service Agency is all in one..
Its all matter of discipline and how to inter act of choices made at end of problem and struggling of person.. person gets tired of everything.. and what they had is to work and work.. creatures become small..
If its Agency exist it would be easy to us to get choice..
Hold on hold on hold on, that means J was recruited into the Men in Black even WITHOUT K? Somehow he also wound up as an agent even in this alternate timeline. 😮 Lucky him. 😂
4:15 Real question is, what does that mean for me? Been craving that stuff from a young age.
But joke aside there is a creepy bit. When I was about thirteen, I was sitting on my bed in my room when I heard someone walking down the upstairs hallway outside of my room. Looked out the door to see a large bearded guy with a flannel hooded jacket standing there looking dumbstruck. They disappeared when I blinked in shock. Fast forward to the lockdowns. I am heading down the upstairs hallway, day 5 of no sleep because of insomnia caused by my sleep apnea being worsened by covid. Noticed the hallway looked different, like how it did before the renovations, but didn’t think much of it. I got to my bedroom door and saw myself, but younger, sitting on the bed. When I blinked, he did, and I felt what felt like a sensation of falling a foot, before slamming down onto the floor in my doorway, the hallway back to normal. It had dawned on me that I was the guy I saw in my doorway, same outfit and all, but I am still not sure how the hell it happened.
You should look up paranormal stories about flannel. As odd as that is, its a common theme in a lot of spooky stories.
Cool story, bro.
@@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970 I’m still thinking I hallucinated both bits and by some weird pattern recognition thing with the brain it “pieced” them together. At the same time though, at least for the latter half, I had been hallucinating a fair bit. Seeing those weird shadow entities people see as their perception of dreams overlays with their perception of reality from a lack of sleep.
man i could watch smith getting slapped ALL DAY
damnit it's not the tick!!!
I get more enjoyment out of watching that prick Rock get slapped, but mostly because he actually deserves it.
1:52
RAAAAAGH… CZcams, CZcams… 😡😡
They really said "eff props we'll use CGI"
holyshit.. slap!! the slap is dejavu
Maybe Will thought Chris Rock had a brain tick too ? 🤔🤣
So he went on stage, in front of the cameras, at the awards night... and slapped someone... Oh my... It's not the tick!!!
Agent AA : J, everything you told me yesterday, you were right as rain. Thank go for that 10-hour stakeout.
Agent J : Who are you?
Agent AA : Exactly I feel like a whole new man today. Like this great weight has been lifted. I've had these anger issues my entire life, but now I can see I was just mad at myself. And my stepmom.
Agent J : Sir, I'm gonna need you to stop talking.
Agent AA : It's like I closed this emotional window. But I threw a brick through that window, and I just want to thank you for handing me that brick, J.
Agent J : Okay, whoever you are, I'm gonna need you to give me five feet or I gonna pluck you in your throat.
I see even Supreme Leader Snoke has to report to the men in black 2:40
Damn, it's not the tick...
It's not the tick? Something worse than the tick?
Yeah!!! Two or more ticks are worse than one tick!
LOL 😂😂😂
What happened to the old black guy sitting at the entrance that was in first two movies
The guy is different because Boris altered the timeline.
hey wait how did J got recruited to MiB if K didnt exist
Honest mistake, let's move along👍
He was just recruited by another agent. The events of MIB happened the same way but without K. J catches an alien, an agent asks him some questions, J is tested, he is the best in the tests. Maybe this AA.
@@Maikyl. that fills that gap
im a time traveling expert but i lost my license xD
U know that as soon as time travel involved a paradox happens momentally even instantly
The only way it is corrected if its compelled to happen cause the universe already reshuffles itself to the changes
Meaning no matter what you do the time stream is predetermined
Cause time exists in past present and future all at once now and forever
The movie kinds did not knew what to do with time travel
Do I see Will Arnett
I think they are 2partner of being MIB...
only plothole here is how did J get hired on if K was killed 40 years before? does that mean he was always meant to be a member of MIB?
Yo, its Banks o.o
Hi will Arnett!!!!
I Love Will Arnett Because He's Funny And I Love him ❤❤
Experiment could be correct now.. about Transformation and Transfiguration..
Am I glad for this movie. The second one felt like sequelitis.
So in this movie Will learned to slap.
Can I just ask something when you guys see will smith why do you guys always have to go there about what he did to Chris rock the poor guy said sorry how many times and you all still go on about it leave will smith alone
Well, the reason J joined MIB because K invited him.But in this reality K WERE dead so for what reason K joined MIB??
Racial tension
AA xddddd
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
So I assume the real name of "Double A" would be A.A.Ron ?
Andrew Arnett actually, and if I am not mistaken, because hell if he doesn't sound like Bojack at 0:58, he is Will Arnett's brother.
That came to my mind as well.
Dammit, Jonny Cage!
😍😍💗💗🥰🥰
My question is who brought in J if K doesn't exist?
By his father, because in this timeline J's father lives and maybe he witnessed K's death at the hands of Boris, so he brought J to the MIB headquaters to protect the planet from aliens.
J's fate was allways written on the MIB, no matter if the past is changed.
Will Smith at 3:59 . He gets punishment for what he did at Oscars 😅
Will was just checking if Chris had been bitten by the tick
it's been over a year. Give it a rest.
@@Andrew-og7li no
@@Andrew-og7li Shut up...
Dammit, it's not chris rock
But k recruit j
How do I get everything Will Smith off my feed?
Die? I dunno? Algorithms kinda just do these things so there’s no real way to
Slap. Will Smith. Chris Rock. Give me likes for not making a stupid joke.
"Where you been man, it was like an hour ago." 💯 Ad-lib! And the dude who found him his milk saved the world.
So in the third part J`s partner is an emotional gay and his boss is woman. Such a fun display of new reality which J don`t like.
Are we still salty about the will smith slap
Get over it
Are we still salty what other people are doing that doesn't affect you personally? Get over it.
I agree with the first comment. I was watching this clip expecting funny comments but now it's just one thing over and over again.
Who’s gay??!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nope
Probably exist.. not fantasy.. alienation is part of evolution of humane into is earth we live into..
MIB3: Exposition dumb.
Your poor and lazy comment: Exposition dumb.
What can you tell me about the SimCity Multi-Players Multi-Telefones Zootopia Pets X's doing Zootopia Species Mixing with Species Bestiality Zootopia Jurassic Park World Species Mixing with Species Gameplays in other Planets, other Worlds? What can you tell me about the SimCity Multi-Players Multi-Telefones Zootopia Pets X's doing Oversight Overlord of Human Planets?
এই পাশের লোকটা সিরিয়াল করে কী ব্যেপার
The newest MIB is shit compared to these older one ....
Gentlemen do not exist
You guys.....definitely some time travel shit going on here.
1. Donald Trump aka BIFF TANNON wins the president
2. Will slaps Rock checking on time travel
We're hopping between timelines!
Bernie Sanders aka Doc Brown loses
I dont know why but will Smith sounds so annoying here, like man why does he sound like a kid he's so supposed to be more mature than previous movies
Just stick to Oscar/Slap commentary. Everything else is try hard.
I was thinking the same. He sounds like a dick for no reason.
This is the worst part of the movie lol. It makes no sense, if Boris killed k 40 years ago why would he wait 40 years to invade the planet?
It's explained in the movie that the boglodite planet is 20 years away. So Boris travelled 20 years to his planet and then brought them back taking another 20 years. So it's roughly 40 years.
Be a great movie if will smith wasn’t in it haha
Despite what happened Will is still an amazing actor. Just get over it and move on 😂
About "modern" movies: entire tick idea is to show women that you can slap around man with no consequences - for now, because its about to change along with our culture - women will get whet they want: equality. To those who think: this is good way to antagonistę women/men against themselves (and that is best way to destroy families = nation) under cover of humor and entertainment. In star wars they made similar scene, and it made no sense there too - suddenly women with no leadership attributes are in charge, and slapping man around (try imagining men are leading this way).
Smith who plays (and only plays) tough guys must get so pissed that he cheap slapped Chris Rock because he did not like his joke..... this is only going worse, so better prepare yourself. I stopped going to movies that are not reviewed by non-main-stream critics before (there are many: nerdoradic, critical drinker nad so on), because I have no intention of financing this. Fortunately I think people started to feel this (because I doubt they use intelekt instead of feeling)
Question: if K was killed in 1969, how in the fuck did J get recruited?
No explaination now, you can obsesse over it or let it go.😎
Someone took K's place when he was chasing the alien and that man recruited J
@@greek_methistakes But J only got recruited because K liked him and had a gut feeling about him.
@@RabblesTheBinx no he didn't he passed both tests because he dragged the table even though he was making a scene he didn't care and in the second he observed the environment and shot the actual enemy Zed only noted that J has a problem with authority
3:59 KEEP MY AGENT'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH!
3:56 much better than the Will fake slap at the oscars.
Absolutely horrific movie. 1st ones still great though.