We can compare 2014 as Big Bang for India. Just like the Big Bang of the universe where there was no space and time before Big Bang there was no "India" before 2014. Gali mat dena. Sarcasm tha.
There should be a scheme like Agni Parlimentarians, where they don’t get pension and if they die due to terrorists they can get 1 crores insurance. And also Agni PM where he get no pension and so on
Ambanis being strict vegetarians, especially the Elephant lover has no problem wearing crocodile hides for jackets and purses. Hypocrisy ki bhi seema hoti hai, yaar...😂😂😂
Most Vegetarians here in India are hypocrites. They will show love to animals and are the reason behind the death of people due to their fraudulent activities.
Prime Minister Modi claims they are constructing highways and roads using space technology, capturing progress with drones and satellites. Yet, these same roads and highways have been washed out and developed huge craters after just one monsoon rain. So, who exactly is the "Bail Budhi" now?
Modi hai to Kuch Bhi Mumkinn hai Bhai, Jaise Aaj Tak valo ne 2000 ke Note mein Chip Dhoond li thi vaise hi During Surgical Strike Modi said Clouds ki help se Pakistani Radar Signals Block ho skte hai to Carry on Indian Army Helicopters Go for Strike 😅
Modi hai to Kuch Bhi Mumkin hai Bhai, During Surgical Strike Modi ne to Clouds ki help se Radar Signals Block kr diye the for Indian Army Helicopters 😅
Satya there is one bog problem is occurring in our city and that is garbage disposal.... show it in your programme if you can.... it's a kind of garbage emergency in country....I live in gurgaon..I can send you pics....our beloved city has been ruined in last 10 years .....
A very young boy sitting on the bike with his elder brother died due to pot hole on road in my village in Jammu (both were wearing helmets still the boy could not survive). Next day the administration filled that hole with mud and stones that's it.
Honestly, what else cud they do retrospectively. But there are those responsible for preventing this. They r to b held accountable. and a humane way to compensate the grieving of the family. Alas, the kinda ppl in power (whatever party n ideology). The kinda ppl who ignore or support them.
“मैं मतदान / वोट नहीं करूँगा” पहले नेताओं की पेन्शन तुरंत बंद होनी चाहिए !! नेताओं के पगार, भत्ता अन्य में कटौती करे और यह पैसे विर जवनों को देने चाहिए. वरना “मैं मतदान / वोट नहीं करूँगा”
Just imagine, No reports of water leakage in Babri Masjid for 450 yrs till it is demolished. Ayodhya temple, newly constructed, not even a year completed, leaking in first rain itself 😢.... The height of corruption in construction!
bhai apne mzaak mzaak mein MP's wali boht badiya baat boli h.........why these neta's are not paying taxes and getting pensions after looting country for five or than five years..........the questions must be raised on this too......
Gosh! Where do you pick out all his pearls of wisdom from? All you guys on you tube have actually contributed to the health of the nation. We laugh like mad… that is good for health!
Since last few days I was seriously thinking why our elected representatives natives need pension? I mean one term is enough for life long pension? 5 years job (even if it's not done) and pension forever? On top of all the perks and freebies, including subsidized food, etc...and our soldiers of all the people get their pensions taken away. Is there anything more shameful than this? And you raise the issue here. Thank you. This needs to gain momentum. All the desh bhakths (real and pseudo) out there, please raise your voices in favour of our saviours. BTW Mr. Honest, I love your poetry. I don't understand all that much of Hindi, but the style is great.
Woooooooooo ❤❤❤ I used to wait till the end every day to watch this Most Auspicious Parliamentary Proceeding 😊 is entitled to receive a Three Fold Pension for this unparalleled performance .
Russian women also dance as pole dancers in goa in casinos. It's their profession, there is nothing gr8 that they danced in Indian costumes for the PM in Russia.
प्रधानमंत्री मोदी कहते हैं कि वे अंतरिक्ष तकनीक का उपयोग करके राजमार्ग और सड़कें बना रहे हैं, ड्रोन और उपग्रहों के माध्यम से प्रगति की तस्वीरें ले रहे हैं। फिर भी, एक ही मानसून की बारिश के बाद ये सड़कों और राजमार्ग धुल गए हैं और बड़े-बड़े गड्ढे बन गए हैं। तो अब "बैल बुद्धि" कौन है?
I agree with most of your posts. Pensions of about 500 to 600 odd MPs will not do anything. Freebies should be the place where cost cutting should be implemented. Stupid free bus tickets for women, ladli behen jojna and anything that's not productive for country.
According to PM there is nothing in india before 2014.
Before 2014 he was begger. 😂
Shameless pm
We can compare 2014 as Big Bang for India. Just like the Big Bang of the universe where there was no space and time before Big Bang there was no "India" before 2014.
Gali mat dena. Sarcasm tha.
This mf bhangi PM is showcasing us as utter fools at global stage
@@dhrubajyoti53 Big Bang se Universe bna lekin 2014 me Big Bang💥 se Panauti paida hua.
All political pension must be removed.
@@mindqueuebro get yourself educated first...I mean biasedness should have some limits
Marwaoge kya unko😂
Unka Jhut bolne ke alawa aur koi skill hi nahi hoata hai😂
@@xenon_octaves education wale to bhatak rahe , job ki talaash me....tum zyada padhe likhe nazar aate ho , डेढ़ होशियार.....😂😂😂
Make them SevaVeer with 4 yrs of service
Kitna chatoge mantri ka@@xenon_octaves
How dishonest are these politicians and contractors...they are killing us..
There should be a scheme like Agni Parlimentarians, where they don’t get pension and if they die due to terrorists they can get 1 crores insurance. And also Agni PM where he get no pension and so on
Comment of the decade!
Great idea🎉
Space Technology
Plenty of Empty Space under the Road. 🤣🤣
Plenty of space in Modi's head and heart.
Mera to khoon khol jata h
@@Sammyk391m hairan hu ji😂
😂😂😂😂
😂 🎯
Elvish40 was just hilarious 😂
It should be 420
Elvish69 would have been accurate
@@Blue_chess007 wo khud ke saath 69 kaise karega
40 k bich 2 dalna bhul gaye sayad 😂
Elvish 40 😂😂
Dhruv bhai,👍
Ambanis being strict vegetarians, especially the Elephant lover has no problem wearing crocodile hides for jackets and purses. Hypocrisy ki bhi seema hoti hai, yaar...😂😂😂
Most Vegetarians here in India are hypocrites. They will show love to animals and are the reason behind the death of people due to their fraudulent activities.
"Space Technology" a new addition to M vocabulary. Just watch the bewildered faces of MPs sitting behind him😂
MPs ki pension should be stopped, absolutely right, useless people
Voter ko bhi pension milna chahiye!
Voter ko bhi pension milna chahiye!
Sirf mp ko hi nahi mrne ke baad uski family tak pension khati h. Its corrupt
Wah Bhai
Prime Minister Modi claims they are constructing highways and roads using space technology, capturing progress with drones and satellites. Yet, these same roads and highways have been washed out and developed huge craters after just one monsoon rain. So, who exactly is the "Bail Budhi" now?
Akal nahi badii yaha
Is space technology se China ka intrusion nahi pata chalta kya Mowgli ko?
Modi hai to Kuch Bhi Mumkinn hai Bhai,
Jaise Aaj Tak valo ne 2000 ke Note mein Chip Dhoond li thi vaise hi During Surgical Strike Modi said Clouds ki help se Pakistani Radar Signals Block ho skte hai to Carry on Indian Army Helicopters Go for Strike 😅
No PM ko Bal Budhi mat bolo Balak and Balika in sabki insult ho jayegi 😢
Modi hai to Kuch Bhi Mumkin hai Bhai, During Surgical Strike Modi ne to Clouds ki help se Radar Signals Block kr diye the for Indian Army Helicopters 😅
Corruption this days are out of control
Satya there is one bog problem is occurring in our city and that is garbage disposal.... show it in your programme if you can.... it's a kind of garbage emergency in country....I live in gurgaon..I can send you pics....our beloved city has been ruined in last 10 years .....
A very young boy sitting on the bike with his elder brother died due to pot hole on road in my village in Jammu (both were wearing helmets still the boy could not survive). Next day the administration filled that hole with mud and stones that's it.
😢😢😢😢😢😢
Honestly, what else cud they do retrospectively. But there are those responsible for preventing this. They r to b held accountable. and a humane way to compensate the grieving of the family. Alas, the kinda ppl in power (whatever party n ideology). The kinda ppl who ignore or support them.
Pathetic govt. Rahul Gandhi is our next PM.
Very 😭😭
Same situation in Tripura roads
2023- Moye Moye
2024-kaayen kaayen 😂😂
With Pakal liya 😂😂😂
@@Khansirfan958elvish40
2024 to 2029 chuu kittt kittt kitttt😛😛😛
Katta bhi jeans ki colour se match kar raha hai ...gajab hai.
Satta nahi milne se hatasha aur nirasha ne gher liya tha ke CM se PM kaise banein
“मैं मतदान / वोट नहीं करूँगा”
पहले नेताओं की पेन्शन तुरंत बंद होनी चाहिए !!
नेताओं के पगार, भत्ता अन्य में कटौती करे और यह पैसे विर जवनों को देने चाहिए. वरना
“मैं मतदान / वोट नहीं करूँगा”
Is baat ko lekar revolution honi chahiye that we wont elect until MP's Pension get stopped
Counter maang rha tha, Dhruv rathee ne Encounter kr deya🤫
Kaye Kaye maang raha tha😂😂😂😂
Vaii tik bola😂😂😂😂😂
Arrey wahh wahh wahh wahh... 😅😅😅
Absolutely right 👍
Kawwa Biryani maag raha tha bechaara 😂
ED- welcome nahi karoge hamara
Chapri community- don't touch elvish bap hai hamara 😅😅😅
Bas vai😂
Aab venom nikal na baki hai bas
Gobrandu spotted😂😂😂
Melodi product is 😂😊😅@@Moe-Moe121
@@Moe-Moe121I’m hindu but mein support nhi krta chapri elvish yadav ko…bkl chapri ko dekh dekh chapriyon ki ginti dugni hogyi hai
😂😂😂😂😂
ये बेशर्म नेता लोग हर पारी की पेंशन पर पेंशन गटक जाते हैं
Just imagine, No reports of water leakage in Babri Masjid for 450 yrs till it is demolished. Ayodhya temple, newly constructed, not even a year completed, leaking in first rain itself 😢.... The height of corruption in construction!
Pakal liya 😂
bhai apne mzaak mzaak mein MP's wali boht badiya baat boli h.........why these neta's are not paying taxes and getting pensions after looting country for five or than five years..........the questions must be raised on this too......
When ModiJi says "Hum Nirasha ke gart me the". Yahan "Hum" ka matlab BJP hai desh nhi..
Gosh! Where do you pick out all his pearls of wisdom from? All you guys on you tube have actually contributed to the health of the nation. We laugh like mad… that is good for health!
"Mera tou khoon khul jata ha " was funny part every time when i see
I just brust with laughter 😂😂
Elvish Bhai toh Vish Bechte teh 😂😂😂 Acha Huwa ED ne PAAKAL liya 😂😂😂
Ed to elvish - beta aap neeche aaiye
😂
कई लोग तो नेताओं के हक में ऐसे खड़े होते हैं जैसे उन्हें की नजायज औलाद हो
You are right
Since last few days I was seriously thinking why our elected representatives natives need pension? I mean one term is enough for life long pension? 5 years job (even if it's not done) and pension forever? On top of all the perks and freebies, including subsidized food, etc...and our soldiers of all the people get their pensions taken away. Is there anything more shameful than this?
And you raise the issue here. Thank you. This needs to gain momentum. All the desh bhakths (real and pseudo) out there, please raise your voices in favour of our saviours.
BTW Mr. Honest, I love your poetry. I don't understand all that much of Hindi, but the style is great.
Space technology
वाह मोदीजी वाह
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Hum ne road banane me space technology use kiya hai"
Meme missing:
"Pheko..!!" " Poori shakti ke saath"
😂
funny thing about these politicians pension is that if they become MLA/MP twice they get double pension.. jitni terms aapne kari utni pension
Putin asked Modi Ji WAR KABB RUKVAYI THI AAPNE 😂😂😂
This was Epic Bhai 😅
2014 se pahle देश गर्कमे था तो ये गूजरात मे CM की कुर्सी पे 17 साल क्या कर रहा था ??
Good question....
भाई उस समय गुजरात , इंडिया ( माफ़ करना ) भारत में नहीं आता था शायद ।
Wahi jo PM ban ke karra hai Masturbate, Master Stroke, Master Stroke (corrected myself)
Godhra bhul gaye kya❤❤❤❤
@@vikasbara123Whatttt... I hope it's satire
2014 k pahle ham achchi life jee re the,ab mahangai or berozgari se toot gye h.kya khaye kya nahi....😢
और मैं हैरान हूं जी सड़क पे मगरमच्छ घूम रहे हैं 😂😂
MP's ki cost cutting... yeh ek dum sahi baat bhai...Magar MP's to desh ke SUVVAR hai.sab kuch khaa jayenge...
Putin to modi =bhai vo ladki bol rahi thi PAW PAW NE WAR RUKWADI😊 muze to nahi pata kab ruki thi😢😢
😂😂😂😂
Love the legendary Late Kishore Kumar's humming now and than
Kith.... kith ...kith....Kith kitttttttttt.... ...was epic 😂😂😂😂
You are great 👍 come to the parliament please kit kit kit, I luv this main hairan hoon Ji 😂
Elvish bhai tere ko pakal liya oo.... mujhe maza as gaya
He is next super star of India ...... Our Indians deserve that kind of people as a star..... Bhaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeee
Dhruv rathee fan ❤ kitne hai. ✋
Satyakaam fans like here
मैं हैरान हूं जी रोड पे मगरमच्छ घूम रहा है 😂
Wo biological h na non biological Hota to Hwa me udta😂😂😂
😂😂
👍
Sahi " pakal liya"
Mein bhi hairan hoon ki insaan jungle mein ghoom raha hai 😂😂
Pakal liya was.. epic 😂😂
Honestly why don't the Gov Tax more to the rich people ? Instead of taking more form the poor ?
3% Tax won't make any dent on their Bank account
Space Technology is correct. Every road is like the surface of the moon.
Pakallia😂😂😂.... Elvishpotty😅😅😅😅..
He must have meant satellite images to identify pot holes.
Space 🚀 technology
Mai hairan hun ji.😂😂😂😂
Counter ko .....Encounter kar liya 😂😂😂
Got stomach ache with ur humour oh god😂 "pakal liya"
Everything is temporary, Nadda ji hooting in the end is permanent 😂😂
Make MPs SevaVeer with 4 yrs of service, no pension, no credit
Punjab politicians get 15000rs as mobile phone allowance and if their income is taxable the tax is paid the government.
Same in MP. Where 10000 telephone allowance (not bill payment), 30000 assistant allowance (not salary to assistant), income tax paid by government.
Ia Punjab safe?
@@apurvabhide2860 safer than any other state.
Pakal liya... El-Vish...
Best videos on day to day political drama
The bonus clip at the last was priceless. 😂😂😂
I really liked the dumb expressions of those sitting behind मोदीजी
कुच्छ समझ नहीं आया
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Netao ka pension band hona chahiye.....
A very Hilarious deep Messages ...... hittting at a very right spots...... HONESTLY great work....
तलवार वो ही चलाओ जिसमें धार हो
और पूल वहीं पार करो जो 2014 से पहले तैयार हो😜❤😂😂😂
1:04 Kya baat h! Bahut badhiya! Loot lia jawarya! 🎉🎉🎉
Satya bhai tum bass tikke rehna, zinda rehna, aise hi rehna
2:35 💀👀☠️
Mai to na sahta...chikara bhai😀
प्रवर्तन निदेशालय ने सपेरे को पकल लिया। 😂😂😂😂😂😂
कीत कीत कीत कीत was Epic😅
Hum ne road banane space technology ka use Kiya ❌ humne jhoot bolne me space technology ka use Kiya ✅😂😂😂
Elvish ko phil pakal liya 😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😲😲😲😲😲
It is really depressing where our country is going in the next 20 yrs
8:15 nadda sabh ko pakal liya 🤣🤣
This is called swimming fool in roads
Gujarat lobby ka kaam ko salam😂😂😂😂😂.space technology modi ji...😂😂😂
ऐ सब देख कर,, में भी हैरान हु जी 😂😂😂
Lol😂😂😂.. Salute Hai Bhai Aapko..
Elvish ki toe rail bena dengye ab😂😂
Bro...we are missing "Kitt.. Kitt...Kitt.. kitt" like any thing...bring back😛😜🤪😝🤑🥰😍🤣
no pension for bhukadh MPs and MLAs
Not there pensions but there land other acquisitions has to be limited .. ❤
Woooooooooo ❤❤❤
I used to wait till the end every day to watch this Most Auspicious Parliamentary Proceeding 😊 is entitled to receive a Three Fold Pension for
this unparalleled performance .
Satya sir #Respect n Love 3000 for your research n presentation😅😆😊💐✅👍
great job 👏👍
Aur mai sarkar se nivedan ... Bolte hi media ka Mike door .. kit kit kitttt
Thank for all info. Sir ....
I'll support AgniVeer if politicians also get NetaVeer
Lo bhai maine bhi like 👍ka button pakal liya 😅😂😂😂😂
Police force should have body cams like police forces in other countries it will be really beneficial for identifying corruption, false cases
मोदी जी का भाषण 2014 से पहले से शुरू होकर नेहरू पर खत्म होता है
Dhruv Rathee ke liye like ✅✅✅
Done❤
Bhaag BKL I'm only fan of mia khalifa
❤❤❤❤❤
Tu Jaa re
Dhruv khud aake bolega to karunga 😤
Elvish ko To Pakal Liya Modi Ji Ne , German Shepherd Ko Kab Pakdenge
Russian women also dance as pole dancers in goa in casinos. It's their profession, there is nothing gr8 that they danced in Indian costumes for the PM in Russia.
Pakal liyaaaa😂😂😂😂😂
प्रधानमंत्री मोदी कहते हैं कि वे अंतरिक्ष तकनीक का उपयोग करके राजमार्ग और सड़कें बना रहे हैं, ड्रोन और उपग्रहों के माध्यम से प्रगति की तस्वीरें ले रहे हैं। फिर भी, एक ही मानसून की बारिश के बाद ये सड़कों और राजमार्ग धुल गए हैं और बड़े-बड़े गड्ढे बन गए हैं। तो अब "बैल बुद्धि" कौन है?
Using space technology as if we are fools so we find craters on roads
I agree with most of your posts. Pensions of about 500 to 600 odd MPs will not do anything. Freebies should be the place where cost cutting should be implemented. Stupid free bus tickets for women, ladli behen jojna and anything that's not productive for country.
Stupid money given to patanjali and other corporates for billions of rupees, janta gets peanuts
Aaj kal kit kit kit kit kitttttt😂😂😂😂😂
Sahi pakla😅😅😅
हमारे यहां कैथल जिले में सड़क में गड्ढे नहीं गड्ढों में सड़क है
सत्तर सालों बाद लूटेरो के लिए लूट की सरकार!
Finally pakll liya😂😂