My friends:haha you're still single Me:wowowo what i an't never been single i always been the BAE You know BAE stands for B-boyfriend A-audio E-everyday
k: something about the back of your head just makes me sleepy. It’s like my body is trained to assume the sleepy position when we spoon me being a nerd: wait that’s a legit example of classical conditioning right there 👁👄👁
And as I pour redbull into my coffee for the fourth time this week and proceed to hear the colour purple, I can't help but wonder...which makes me blush more, sexy penguin or prettiest racoon?
K: “Maybe I’ll let you do work later” “I don’t know if anybody told you but I’m pretty sure that I’m bigger than you” >:D Me: HOW DARE YOU??!! >:C Sir, my heart is weak, I feel like it will explode from so much cuteness. I can't stop smiling like a fool, you make my day. Thanks guapo. ✨💕🥺
To the person reading this:🥺❤️ Hey how are you,no truly how are you feeling? If you need someone to talk I’m here for you... In case no one said it yet today: you’re great! Have a wonderful day! You make the world a better place. I’m so glad you were born! Wow! You look stunning today! You are beautiful. You do an amazing job of being you I believe in you! You are enough! You are loved! Wherever you are right now, here’s a imaginary hug 🤗 Please drink water and eat something I love you,stay safe Ok but who let you be this pretty Ur literally perfect,it’s unfair... Can I have your gorgeous eyes And your flawless hair oml Your eyelashes are beautiful How about your perfect body,I would kill to have this curves. Ur height is literally so perfect for you And your amazing personality! You have the most perfect teeth and lips Your smile makes everyone’s day People love being around you Your taste in style is amazing,I want your clothes Even tho I don’t know you,you’re literally flawless. NEVER LET ANY BOY OR GIRL TELL U OTHERWISE!!! YOURE ENOUGH,YOU DESERVE THE WORLD ❤️❤️❤️🥺 now have a good day
Thank you for always putting this here on all these videos I love how motivational you are to others, thank you sm 🥺💞 I hope that you save some of these words bc you deserve these kind words💞💞
It's hard to think I'm pretty when everyone has so much hate I don't like that I care what people think but I wanna change that feeling for me and everyone
They aren’t unrealistic expectations!! Most the time this is what everyone deserves in a relationship, but we are told that we don’t deserve a healthy relationship. Like in movies... the way their relationship happens is what is unrealistic. However, the cute notes, gifts, and hugs are what you should be getting and giving in a relationship.
Okay I wasn't gonna make this joke but..... him: "you are the prettiest raccoon, that's ever seduced me" me: "..... have you been seduced by a raccoon before???" 😂😂😂 ..... I'm so sorry 😂
@@us3r_fj0rd98 It was an innocent joke, even talking a racoon home as a pet is considered illegal in some places. I don't support anything like bestiality and ofc all animals are precious. I'm sorry if you find the comment offensive.
“How do you do it with no sleep” Me: hUh sleep? Ohhh I’ve never met her- I’m never tired *yawn* see I’m not tired “...You dont talk to much” Me: hAhA yes I do “No you don’t you talk perfectly” Me: you’ve never seen me in class then “..why are you asking so many questions” Me: iM cUriUos aBouT tHe wOrlD “.. All right sleepy head no more questions” Me: oki doki cuddlessssssssss , yay! “..am I happy? Ofc I’m happy , are you happy?” Me: Yes but actually no , is what you could say Thank you for reading , the things I said while listening to this. Have a good day
K: Being cute and complimenting me. Me: Dying because of how cute he is. I am sorry these videos are too cute for me to handle I literally cry every single video. ♥♥
Me here with my 4th cup of coffee,haven’t slept in the last 17 hours, with my headphones in so I don’t wake my parents : 👁////////////👄///////////👁 Also look at these cute dinos. 🦖🦕
Him saying naptime as if it's a rare thing....honey you've obviously never seen me every moment of the day...sleeping for the gold medal 🥇...I've literally just woken up from a nap too
I just realized how close you are to 100k. You deserve every single one of your followers. You create amazing audios that just make me feel safe, accepted and happy. Thank you for creating you channel (all videos included). 🥰💖 Update: CONGRATULATIONS ON 100K
The fact that CZcams recommended me this when I was in the middle of a laughing/crying fit trying to mask my pain is just- ✨immaculate✨ made my night 100x better thank you
SIR , you are making my expectations for my future bf so high if I didn't find someone like this I will stay single forever! 😭❤️ But jokes aside this really warms my heart from the beginning to the end you did amazing K as always ❤️❤️
Oh what would I do without your audios! Your audios have been like an anchor to my over-thinker, lonely self for past 4 months since I discovered your channel. I never thought someone’s voice could be so comforting and help keep you going. Thank you so much for everything!❤️
Aww! ♡ I know this is not real. It's just acting but, it feels nice to listen to your videos. They makes me feel like someone really cares about me and loves me even if it's only for a few minutes lol♡♡ Thank you K :) xoxo
I didn't even listen to this yet and already saved it in my ASMR playlist; outside of standard asmr (tapping, scratching noises, etc) these are the only thing that have helped with my insomnia- you're truly a lifesaver!! 💜
Him: complimenting me
Me blushing and trying not to smile: shut up
Same tho
...... stwop 👉👈
Same🤡😅
*BAKA*
I sense tsundere vides... I love it 🖤
"demanding cuddles"
my clingy ass: but you would've gotten them anyway-
Omg I'm also very clingy 😅
NicolesLife same lol
@@nicoleslife1292 nothing wrong with showing love and affection x
SAME DCBHFSSH
I low-key got a Frozen vibe from this comment
Sir do you have a license for the way you say “baby”? That is a very dangerous weapon!
Exactly! 🥰
Hey we need back up this guy has used "baby" too dangerously he has got too many girls
@@lottie7457 I'm sending in back up now
reinforcements have arrived!!
Nah the reinforcements fell for it, I did to y'all is on ya own
Him: **Yawns**
Me:**Yawns**
Him: are you sleepy?
Me: *Cut those damn cameras Deadass-*
I thought your pfp was hosoka💀💀💀💀💀
@@user-ry4cy1ht8k BYE- 🏃🏽♀️ BSHGSJ
me yawning after reading ur comment
*stop controlling my mind* .-.
@@user-ry4cy1ht8k pls-
@@jjwsvtk9987 sorry-
😗✋
me: *is watching criminal minds*
boyfriend audio: *uploads*
me: *sigh* sorry mathew gray gubler my other boyfriend is calling
me but with anthony ramos, i stopped watching hamilton for this 😭
me but with dakota johnson
miscvrda SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME she can ✨rail me✨
maddie wassell period.
❤️❤️❤️😂
“How do you look so pretty”🥺
Definitely the wrong girl sir 😌😽
Me too lol I’m ugly as sh-
If y’all do not shut up smh 😤 y’all are beautiful no matter what u think
winnie. Tell em’
I thought the same thing lol
I’m sure you are beautiful never doubt yourself
Me: *sees this while I’m at work* “Welp time to nap at work!”
This made me laugh 🤣
its always good to take a break :>
Press x to doubt
...guys it was a joke.
X
Notifications: boyfrie-
Me: WAIT WAIT LEMME GET MY HEADPHONES *runs to my room*
OK, now your ready!!
I appreciate your pfp.
Sees it says nap time:
Me: 👁👄👁....➖👄➖
When the hell did this get this many likes holy shit
HAHAHAHA RIGHT💀
When I seen the faces you typed I died
Thanks for making my day Ava XD
LonelyPotato ahh this makes me happy. Thank you for making my day
➖👄➖
That is my face right now cause I’m really sleepy but I have a lot of homework to do........➖👄➖
me : almost passed out
youtube : boyfr-
me : IM AWAK3 😌😌
LAMAOOAOA
MEEEEE DISIWPDOWMEMQMLSKSKSSM
HAHAEHHDJKWKQKWOWOWEDDDHDDHDH
“I fell in love with somebody who doesn’t even know my name..know my name no,no..and ik this, i’m ashamed“🥺💗
ok but me tho
Nah nah he knows ur name. It’s lovely, baby, baby doll, cutie, snuggle bear, nerd muffin, babe, sweetheart, sweetie, darling, ect you get the point
Aye it's ight im here to with you 😌
Same/
My friends:haha you're still single
Me:wowowo what i an't never been single i always been the BAE You know BAE stands for
B-boyfriend
A-audio
E-everyday
Pewiodttt 😝😝😝
Yessir
Yeah right that's us.
I’m W H E E Z I N G
Period love
Clicked faster than James Charles could say 'Hi Sisters'
Love this haha
Hahaha chile-
obviously we both have _nothing_ in common ... 😭
@@ariiiferrariii3187 oh so you part of the Auralescent (Matt) cult too?
Amazing username
"Aren't you tired, babe?"
Your voice gave me the strength and energy, enough to keep me awake for years 😌✨
😂😭
LMAOOOOO
1:17
me: about to start my english homework
K: **posts**
me: I HAVE BEEN *SAVED*
K’s a teacher too.. but his homework is 10x more important 😉
gia ren 지아 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 😂
tess i mean i would like english if i didnt get yelled at for only using the word good to describe things
Hahaha that’s gonna be me as soon as I grab everything to start my english hw!
kisu stg my english teacher wants to throw me off a cliff. he deadass gave me a thesaurus book thing for christmas 😓
This is a unhealthy addition 😌 and I’m ok with that
same
Me too
Yeah
Same 😌✌🏾
I don’t think this addition hurts anybody-
i just woke up- time to sleep again 🛏🏃🏼♀️💨
Lego-he
k: something about the back of your head just makes me sleepy. It’s like my body is trained to assume the sleepy position when we spoon
me being a nerd: wait that’s a legit example of classical conditioning right there 👁👄👁
ay my mans cracked the code
*me thinking he posted like 2 days ago:* 👁️👄👁️
i mean we ain't complaining
And as I pour redbull into my coffee for the fourth time this week and proceed to hear the colour purple, I can't help but wonder...which makes me blush more, sexy penguin or prettiest racoon?
This comment needs more likes...omg
this is the best comment here
I am a raccoon
What did I just read? 😃
I- sexy pengin fosho
K: “Maybe I’ll let you do work later”
“I don’t know if anybody told you but I’m pretty sure that I’m bigger than you” >:D
Me: HOW DARE YOU??!! >:C
Sir, my heart is weak, I feel like it will explode from so much cuteness. I can't stop smiling like a fool, you make my day. Thanks guapo. ✨💕🥺
Me:about to do my first assigment
BoyfriendAudio: posts
Yea. My school assigments can wait
title: *come lie down*
me, already in bed all day: *well um..*
Me: sees "demanding cuddles"
Also me: Oh hell yea!✊
Liver failure
I am liver failure
@@user-kl8hb3py9f damn wtf?? XD
Once again everyone here is a beautiful human
You're a beautiful human ❤
Evy Muller omg stooop! Why am I tearing up!🥺
Paishence joi You look so beautiful from your profile pic 😍
Science Lover oh my goodness, my heart🥺 thank you☺️
Paishence joi Or course 🥰
i love when he talks to us in *that* tone of voice
To the person reading this:🥺❤️
Hey how are you,no truly how are you feeling?
If you need someone to talk I’m here for you...
In case no one said it yet today:
you’re great!
Have a wonderful day!
You make the world a better place.
I’m so glad you were born!
Wow! You look stunning today!
You are beautiful.
You do an amazing job of being you
I believe in you!
You are enough!
You are loved!
Wherever you are right now, here’s a imaginary hug 🤗
Please drink water and eat something
I love you,stay safe
Ok but who let you be this pretty
Ur literally perfect,it’s unfair...
Can I have your gorgeous eyes
And your flawless hair oml
Your eyelashes are beautiful
How about your perfect body,I would kill to have this curves.
Ur height is literally so perfect for you
And your amazing personality!
You have the most perfect teeth and lips
Your smile makes everyone’s day
People love being around you
Your taste in style is amazing,I want your clothes
Even tho I don’t know you,you’re literally flawless.
NEVER LET ANY BOY OR GIRL TELL U OTHERWISE!!!
YOURE ENOUGH,YOU DESERVE THE WORLD
❤️❤️❤️🥺 now have a good day
You’re amazing I love see you here like every post 🥺❤️
Thank you for always putting this here on all these videos I love how motivational you are to others, thank you sm 🥺💞
I hope that you save some of these words bc you deserve these kind words💞💞
It's hard to think I'm pretty when everyone has so much hate I don't like that I care what people think but I wanna change that feeling for me and everyone
💜💜💜
Thank you so so much! You're amazing! ❤️🥺✨
K: You talk perfekt
Me: too stupid to form a normal sentence😂😂😂
me, laying in bed with these unrealistic expectations of a relationship cause of all these audios like 👁👄👁 “i hate it hereee”
They aren’t unrealistic expectations!! Most the time this is what everyone deserves in a relationship, but we are told that we don’t deserve a healthy relationship. Like in movies... the way their relationship happens is what is unrealistic. However, the cute notes, gifts, and hugs are what you should be getting and giving in a relationship.
@@yup7703 who asked my dude? Who?
@@LuvairaCo Arent you a peach 😄
@@yup7703 I’m not a peach, I just simply wanted to know, who asked you to take that time and effort for what?
@@LuvairaCo it’s quite sad you resort to being a rude person :(
Well I guess we napping guys, lets get this extra large blanket and snuggle up
"Oh baby"
Nose bleed
I felt for that!!
@@icycandiee6343 Lmao
“Your feet are freezing* me: *suprised Pikachu face* how did you know?
Idk why but my feet are always freezing 😂
Science Lover same
uh mine are just burning rn
k: it’s naptime
me: ok It’s 12:30am here tho
*Me just waking up*
Him:Posted "Demanding cuddles"
Me: Welp let's go back to laying down and sleeping! :D
i love how we're always about to go to bed or we are in bed like ugh goals
"I need my nappy time girl with me." WHY are you so cute? :( I didn't realize how much I miss cuddles and naps with someone until this. 🥺
Him: *complimenting us*
Me: *blushing* uhm chill anyways so...
This is so true lmao
@Carina Ray Girl* don’t worry thanks for still making sure
K says baby
My stomach - 🦋🦋🦋
My heart - 😭🥺
dude saaaaaaammeeeee ❤️😭
my brain: uwu
Okay I wasn't gonna make this joke but.....
him: "you are the prettiest raccoon, that's ever seduced me"
me: "..... have you been seduced by a raccoon before???" 😂😂😂
..... I'm so sorry 😂
He once said in a q&a that he did something super illegal in the past 👀👀
@@esterj.7474 OMG STAHPPPPPP 😂😂😂😂I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LMAO
@@esterj.7474 are you guys out here joking about bestiality because if so then wtf is wrong with you guys
@@us3r_fj0rd98 I think they were just kidding lol no one actually thinks he did anything with a raccoon- just a bit of dark humor
@@us3r_fj0rd98 It was an innocent joke, even talking a racoon home as a pet is considered illegal in some places. I don't support anything like bestiality and ofc all animals are precious. I'm sorry if you find the comment offensive.
“How do you do it with no sleep”
Me: hUh sleep? Ohhh I’ve never met her-
I’m never tired *yawn* see I’m not tired
“...You dont talk to much”
Me: hAhA yes I do
“No you don’t you talk perfectly”
Me: you’ve never seen me in class then
“..why are you asking so many questions”
Me: iM cUriUos aBouT tHe wOrlD
“.. All right sleepy head no more questions”
Me: oki doki cuddlessssssssss , yay!
“..am I happy? Ofc I’m happy , are you happy?”
Me: Yes but actually no , is what you could say
Thank you for reading , the things I said while listening to this. Have a good day
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAGA
K: Being cute and complimenting me.
Me: Dying because of how cute he is.
I am sorry these videos are too cute for me to handle I literally cry every single video. ♥♥
You’re not alone 😭
Audio: *“Baby“*
My mind: 𝑏𝐴𝑏𝑦 𝑆ℎ𝐴𝑟𝐾 𝑑𝑂𝑜 𝐷𝑜𝑂 𝑑𝑂𝑜 𝐷𝑜𝑂 𝑑𝑂𝑜 𝐷𝑜𝑂!
*bAbYsHaRk!*
😑
bABy sHaRk dOODoODODODodoDODOOoodoODODO! babY ShArK DOoODODODODOODO!
Kirishima in the distance: "Ahem... you have called?"
Am I the only one how takes a nap, wakes up its still day and I dont know what year it is...😂...I hate it so much😐
we don't deserve him guys, he's so cute 🥺💕
Me: I’m gonna pull an all-nighter
K: it’s Naptime
Me: You heard the man, it’s time to sleep :3
K: You're totally fixed on this project
Me: Now destroying my jeans for hours... 😂
Maybe I should take a break😂
I was so down this whole week, hating myself and then boom! - Mr. K does not allow hatred towards yourself.
I hope you're feeling better for a while now ❤
@@Evybooks I am! Thank you so much ❤️
‘’we have like really similair fingernails’’
me: looking at my acrylics 👁👄👁
😂😂
I COULDN'T FIND MY HEADPHONES AND I SCREAMED
K: “No more questions, it’s nap time”
Me: *doing homework* okay~~~ ☺️☺️☺️
Edit: 1:51 why are yawns so contagious???
K: you’re totally fixated on this project
Plot twist: the project is called BoyfriendAudio
❌single
❌taken
✅crying because K doesn’t know I exist
me: sitting down with my whole family
randomly looks at my phone and starts grinning whilsts silently roleplaying in my brain😇😇
Me here with my 4th cup of coffee,haven’t slept in the last 17 hours, with my headphones in so I don’t wake my parents : 👁////////////👄///////////👁
Also look at these cute dinos. 🦖🦕
Cute dinos 😎
Him saying naptime as if it's a rare thing....honey you've obviously never seen me every moment of the day...sleeping for the gold medal 🥇...I've literally just woken up from a nap too
Hey again xD
@@Crym3ar1v3rx heya ☺️
British Queen 😝 my stomach straight away when he said baby - 🦋🦋
@@Crym3ar1v3rx trust...same 🥺🥺
I-i dont know what sleep is :_
me:*about to sleep*
youtube: boyfriendaudio--
me: :>
The perfect sleeping treatment!!
YESS...I needed those cuddles since I was freezing here in my sleep. The "Goodnight babydoll" in the end🥺👀 was so sweet💕
I want a boyfriend like him in real life😍
Me too! Like how the flipping pancake sauce is he so amazing🥺
Me too! 🥺💕
I think he’s a rare guy because I’ve been searching and I can’t find a guy even half this good 🥺
Science Lover I know right!
@@sciencelover404 ikr!
Me: See's K posted while at brunch with my family
Also me saying: Omg, He posted half an hour ago! I'm late!!
I would go to the bathroom lmao
Whoever dislikes it just doesn't own a bed😤😤😤😤
I actually wanted to take a nap, then I got a notification, and I'm still gonna take a nap
not me falling asleep to k but waking up to another audio✨
His voice has a mark on my heart awww🥺
I just realized how close you are to 100k.
You deserve every single one of your followers.
You create amazing audios that just make me feel safe, accepted and happy.
Thank you for creating you channel (all videos included). 🥰💖
Update: CONGRATULATIONS ON 100K
OMG IM HERE, I JUST DITCHED A FRIEND BUT ITS FINE😚✌🏼
Friend? What’s that? 😂
Science Lover oml mood
xxpay_emzzxx シ Hahaha 😂
the first "baby" had me like akdjnawkjn SO CUTE OMG MY HEART CANT
“You’re still here?”
“Ye-“
“Why are you still here?🧍🏻”
Him: I never got over holding a pillow when i fell sleep
me cuddling a pillow rn: 👁👄👁
The fact that CZcams recommended me this when I was in the middle of a laughing/crying fit trying to mask my pain is just- ✨immaculate✨ made my night 100x better thank you
man, i can’t stop listening.
The "professional cuddler" part was so cute
Him : posts a new audio
Me : BAAABBBBYYYY I MIIIISSED YOU ALL WEEK !!! 😊😊😊😘😘😭😭😭
“are you happy?”...literally the cutest thing ever
HE ALMOST AT 100k subscribers I remember when he got 20k subscribers the good days 😢
At 1:13 when he said “I’m not making fun of you” I kinda made an angry cat noise (quietly cuz it’s 6am rn) like I hissed as if to be like yes ya are
“and you liikee it”
“and you loovee it”
sorry that was the most adorable thing ever 😭
YOU. ARE. SO. CLOSE. FROM. GETTING. THAT. PLAYBUTTON. HURRY UP!!! YOU DESERVE AND NEED IT!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
momo-
just create him one with your quirk
but yes, he does deserve it
@@ashetendou why tf didn't I think of doing that-..
@Momo Yaoyorozu
i donno ;-;"
This was posted like 5 mins ago and he already has almost 200 views- BUT LOVE YOU SO MUCH K!!!💕
Him: "Goodnight baby doll "
Me: *Melts*
My mind: it's cleaning time
K: No
Me: oh i said cleaning time? What i meant was nap time🥰🥰
I am officially ADDICTED to this channel😭✌❤
SIR , you are making my expectations for my future bf so high if I didn't find someone like this I will stay single forever! 😭❤️
But jokes aside this really warms my heart from the beginning to the end you did amazing K as always ❤️❤️
“We have similar fingernails”
Me with my acrylics: 😳 couple matching!
Chemistry can wait, this is so important
me w my english hw rn haha
Astronomy homework here haha
Calculus here haha
But this video is chemistry-
that pillow that you can slide out of… no he’s gonna sneak out during nap time 🥺
😂😂
I just woke up but I guess it’s time to go back to sleep
Definitely needed this after a tsunami of schoolworks...i feel so loved even if its just an audio huhu👁️💧👄💧👁️
Oh what would I do without your audios! Your audios have been like an anchor to my over-thinker, lonely self for past 4 months since I discovered your channel. I never thought someone’s voice could be so comforting and help keep you going. Thank you so much for everything!❤️
no one:
me: *trying to beatbox while dancing in my mirror as i’m listening to this*
what a lovely username 😭
ty ty
K: my thumb looks just like her thumb but bigger!
me: oh, so we both have toe thumbs? NICE
YAYY OUR BOYFRIEND IS BACKK🥰🥰
OUR**** OUR BF
My***
Me: It's 12:10pm I just got up and you want me to nap?
Also me: *hears yawn* maybe just this once
Aww! ♡ I know this is not real. It's just acting but, it feels nice to listen to your videos. They makes me feel like someone really cares about me and loves me even if it's only for a few minutes lol♡♡
Thank you K :) xoxo
*clicked quicker than Nikki tutorials could say “haaaaaalo guys!”
I didn't even listen to this yet and already saved it in my ASMR playlist; outside of standard asmr (tapping, scratching noises, etc) these are the only thing that have helped with my insomnia- you're truly a lifesaver!! 💜
....but I don’t wanna take a nap, I’d rather take another shower 😏
omg 😂
😂😂😂
I've watched this twice already and fallen asleep in the first 5 min.... i wanna watch it all the way through but i keep falling asleep 👉👈 💙
HES SO CLOSE TO 100k IM EXCITED
Meee toooo 🥺👏🏽💕😭
"how do you look so pretty?". Me:✨ make up✨
we can all agree that he’s precious and well loved... gosh i love u