Everytime Jesus Christ was in Clone High (that I could find)

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  • @coffeecreamer7493
    @coffeecreamer7493  Před 3 lety +2123

    I left out some stuff, here’s an updated version czcams.com/video/j9R-LtzNS9I/video.html

  • @Boom23648
    @Boom23648 Před 3 lety +16580

    When you realize the actor playing Jesus also voiced Sheen from Jimmy Neutron

  • @dr.tophat5883
    @dr.tophat5883 Před rokem +4121

    If you put “my dude” or “homie” after about 50%-75% of what Jesus says in the Bible, he becomes this character instantly

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 Před 3 lety +21166

    I JUST REALIZED CAESAR WAS THE ONE WHO SAID "Be careful with that nailgun Jesus!" AND THAT MAKES IT BETTER

    • @Valerie_Valor116
      @Valerie_Valor116 Před 3 lety +1096

      Cuz he's Roman lmao

    • @romajikaiser8450
      @romajikaiser8450 Před 3 lety +590

      Lmaoo I thought it was cause Caesar got stabbed

    • @orangeinferno
      @orangeinferno Před 3 lety +1637

      @@romajikaiser8450 Nah. It’s because Caesar was Roman. The Romans Crucified Jesus. With Nails

    • @MadChristoph
      @MadChristoph Před 3 lety +159

      I knew that since I first started watching Clone High, I knew some of my history

    • @Guy.WhoAsked
      @Guy.WhoAsked Před 3 lety +111

      @@MadChristoph r/humblebrag

  • @normalpuppet1678
    @normalpuppet1678 Před 3 lety +7141

    “Careful with that nail gun Jesus”

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 Před 3 lety +344

      When you realize Caesar is saying that, makes it funnier

    • @peachdoesart7175
      @peachdoesart7175 Před 3 lety +24

      I dont get it but I want to

    • @gorey348
      @gorey348 Před 3 lety +68

      @@peachdoesart7175 and Caesar getting stabbed what? Nineteen times?

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck Před 3 lety +72

      @@sethleoric2598 Julius Caesar died before Jesus was born. It was Pontius Pilate who ordered the crucifixion.

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 Před 3 lety +33

      @@Sumschmuck yeah, but it's a roman, but yeah

  • @spinozilla2421
    @spinozilla2421 Před 3 lety +28704

    Funny how people where offended by Gandhi but perfectly chill with Jesus

    • @anthonydeltoro-
      @anthonydeltoro- Před 3 lety +2924

      Well for the people that did complain, to them Gandhi was a very sacred person. Every culture is different, It didn’t seem that people who hold Jesus as a sacred person cared. However, to say that everyone was cool with it would be a lie. There must have been some people who are not alright with it. It really just depends on the circumstances. The culture and how popular a show is and how the character is portrayed are many factors that determine how people may react.

    • @justaserbiandoomer497
      @justaserbiandoomer497 Před 3 lety +54

      @DarkLightPrince yeah Gandhi in the series was an asshole

    • @aaerynn
      @aaerynn Před 3 lety +2409

      Ghandi was already kinda effed up IRL.

    • @stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor
      @stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor Před 3 lety +105

      Exactly

    • @anchorthesun3438
      @anchorthesun3438 Před 3 lety +807

      Jesus isn’t really disrespectful , I can see why they were upset by ghandi

  • @PSCNdlz
    @PSCNdlz Před 3 lety +11934

    Cholo jesus is best jesus and I live by that.

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  Před 3 lety +778

      As a Christian I can agree that this statement is correct

    • @PSCNdlz
      @PSCNdlz Před 3 lety +353

      @@coffeecreamer7493 SAME HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Christians for Cholo jesus ✊🏼

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  Před 3 lety +336

      Yeye, Christians for Cholo Jesus!!

    • @PSCNdlz
      @PSCNdlz Před 3 lety +79

      @@coffeecreamer7493 yee yee!!!! :DDD

    • @zhee1236
      @zhee1236 Před 3 lety +134

      As a Christian Myself I want more Cholo Jesus in the Reboot

  • @microninkpen5877
    @microninkpen5877 Před 3 lety +13508

    The fact that they named him Jesus Christ but its pronounced "He-Sus Chris-To" is beautiful

    • @dankmansalley417
      @dankmansalley417 Před 3 lety +1460

      That’s how Mexicans pronounce Jesus as hey-zues

    • @snekoii7659
      @snekoii7659 Před 3 lety +1394

      It's the spanish pronunciation. Generally it'd be spelled Jesús Cristo but in most spanish speaking countries the words are merged together, creating Jesucristo, which is pronounced the same except the last s in "sus" is taken away.

    • @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292
      @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 Před 3 lety +346

      @@snekoii7659 *I guess Jesus isin't sus anymore*
      Ik its a bad joke. But i had the opportunity

    • @mlpmlpmlpmlp1
      @mlpmlpmlpmlp1 Před 3 lety +96

      @@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 seize the opportunity

    • @kaleey
      @kaleey Před 3 lety +100

      But he is named either Jesús or Jesucristo. Not "Jesuscristo"

  • @frostydog1189
    @frostydog1189 Před 3 lety +776

    What's even funnier is he's on the woodshop, and the real Jesus was a carpenter

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  Před 3 lety +82

      “Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.”

    • @cole009productions7
      @cole009productions7 Před 11 měsíci +7

      I thought it was his “dad” Joseph

    • @DarrylWhiteYT
      @DarrylWhiteYT Před 11 měsíci +22

      @@cole009productions7
      The sons and daughters often learned their parents jobs around that time
      Jesus grew being a carpenter too

    • @cole009productions7
      @cole009productions7 Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@DarrylWhiteYT ok fair point

    • @ischannel8875
      @ischannel8875 Před 11 měsíci +2

      He does what he loves

  • @quandaledingle6769
    @quandaledingle6769 Před 3 lety +7419

    I really hope that he’s in the reboot again but more
    HES BACK IN THE TRAILER WHEN THEYRE IN THE AUDITORIUM HES IN THE BACKGROUND HES FUCKING BACK

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  Před 3 lety +305

      I hope too

    • @gandalflotr2898
      @gandalflotr2898 Před 3 lety +388

      I hope he got a roommate named Mohammed

    • @quandaledingle6769
      @quandaledingle6769 Před 3 lety +83

      Gandalf LOTR they couldn’t do that

    • @squid_cake
      @squid_cake Před 3 lety +126

      Gandalf LOTR remember when south park tried starring Muhammed in episodes 200 and 201? They couldn't even SHOW Muhammed because they were getting literal death threats with their addresses tied onto the messages after the trailer aired

    • @gandalflotr2898
      @gandalflotr2898 Před 3 lety +7

      @@squid_cake or they can make him a mrs wolowitz type

  • @Aperture337Alex
    @Aperture337Alex Před 3 lety +3716

    For some reason I have personally have a head-cannon that he’s not a clone of THE Jesus but just a clone of a guy named Jesus.

    • @izzieb.2926
      @izzieb.2926 Před rokem +477

      Yeah that would make sense considering the real Jesus was from the middle east/Arabic while this one is clearly latino😂

    • @ajsan5841
      @ajsan5841 Před rokem +631

      ​@@izzieb.2926 his current ethnicity/culture has nothing to do with with if he is a real clone of Jesus bc the clones are taken in by adoptive parents. It's possible he is Arabic but his adoptive parents are just Latino

    • @antoniomontero4989
      @antoniomontero4989 Před rokem +456

      @@ajsan5841 I could totally see a latino couple doing every possible thing on Earth to be the adoptive parents of "The Jesús".

    • @izzyj.1079
      @izzyj.1079 Před rokem +59

      @@ajsan5841Arabic? Shouldn't he be Jewish though?

    • @ajsan5841
      @ajsan5841 Před rokem +5

      @@izzyj.1079 I just used the term lzzie B. used bc I was replying to her.

  • @Deimosthegreat
    @Deimosthegreat Před 2 lety +6092

    I love how they're historically accurate, and actually make him dark skinned. They weren't cowards.

    • @hamhelly9115
      @hamhelly9115 Před rokem +950

      Pretty sure the joke is that the clone is latino because Jesus is a popular latino name, that also explains his accent.

    • @lightningvolt3150
      @lightningvolt3150 Před rokem +39

      ​@@suburbanweekend not palestinians but yea

    • @techissus7449
      @techissus7449 Před rokem

      @@suburbanweekend well the president of El Salvador is Latino and Palestinian

    • @Qvartz_Lite
      @Qvartz_Lite Před rokem +94

      Palatinos

    • @FreddieHg37
      @FreddieHg37 Před rokem +51

      @@Qvartz_Lite somehow Palatino returned!..

  • @moonsparkle3932
    @moonsparkle3932 Před 3 lety +4688

    As a christian I laugh because it's not insulting him or showing him like a bad person or something like that, it's just a funny character that doesn't harm anybody and I like it! Also the nail gun joke is hard for me 😂

    • @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257
      @fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 Před 2 lety +70

      Wow you're so special.♥️
      and there India with Gandhi

    • @MajinManGTZ
      @MajinManGTZ Před 2 lety +14

      Same

    • @Iwidelyoutliveeverything
      @Iwidelyoutliveeverything Před rokem +105

      this is pretty spot-on to how he was. Just a chill guy that wanted to help people.

    • @Kwisatz-Chaderach
      @Kwisatz-Chaderach Před rokem +40

      ​@@Iwidelyoutliveeverything oh yeah..like that time he made a whip and beat the money changers. Or said "Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword."

    • @thamtonzerres4419
      @thamtonzerres4419 Před rokem +4

      @@Kwisatz-Chaderach which pages in the Bible?

  • @doopdoopdopdop7424
    @doopdoopdopdop7424 Před 3 lety +2219

    Funny how he’s Chicano instead of Israeli. Makes sense.

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 Před 3 lety +459

      A comment from another video starring Jesus from Clone High:
      - his name is Jesus
      -his mother's name is Maria
      -he is a carpenter

    • @oraydalazo5921
      @oraydalazo5921 Před 3 lety +98

      His birthplace was in Palestine

    • @rebelfriend9570
      @rebelfriend9570 Před 2 lety +6

      It sure is

    • @lexezlao
      @lexezlao Před 2 lety +3

      @@oraydalazo5921 yeah but he was jewish

    • @lexezlao
      @lexezlao Před 2 lety +103

      He might've been adopted by a Chicano family

  • @beyondtheclip7419
    @beyondtheclip7419 Před 3 lety +1167

    They used wine to clone him.

    • @mistermossman6074
      @mistermossman6074 Před 3 lety +49

      Nah they used water he turned it to wine

    • @cooltrainervaultboy-39
      @cooltrainervaultboy-39 Před 3 lety +107

      They used bread, because it is his body. Granted, the way he turned out here, I'm starting to think they used a tortilla.

    • @mistermossman6074
      @mistermossman6074 Před 3 lety +9

      @@cooltrainervaultboy-39 True

    • @SkeweredGlaive
      @SkeweredGlaive Před 3 lety +23

      @@cooltrainervaultboy-39 Specifically, corn tortilla. Corn for the tacos, flour for the burritos. Quesadillas don't matter.

    • @KEeosFight
      @KEeosFight Před rokem

      If you wondering how they may of gotten his DNA They probs got it from his skin or blood from the Church which they have en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_of_Lanciano

  • @ana-ds4zb
    @ana-ds4zb Před 3 lety +2668

    As a believer in Christ I find His clone super likeable, and I'm not offended at all! I've always viewed God as just a layback and chill guy

  • @culturalliberator9425
    @culturalliberator9425 Před rokem +472

    I like how he just dropped the fact that he hears God's voice casually.

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 Před rokem +16

      He didn't. He just gave advice about listening to what God tells you. I don't think he ever mentioned hearing voices

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Though him being extra.. focused, on tge plan being painful? I think he may know more than we think

    • @broom8964
      @broom8964 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@firepuppies4086probably a reference to him being crucified lol

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@broom8964 oh I know, but clones don't have the exact memories even if the original died in an equally gruesome way. But that level of, anger, when he said it...

  • @omegaPSI2006
    @omegaPSI2006 Před 3 lety +2397

    Doesn't he have another speaking line after Joan finds out her retainer was catching radio signals?

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  Před 3 lety +283

      Yeah, I made an updated vid with more clips including that one. Sorry for the inconvenience

  • @memememermemest4117
    @memememermemest4117 Před 3 lety +624

    2 things I noticed
    Nail Gun was a crucified reference
    Frozen twice was a second coming reference, he died and came back

  • @gameworld3608
    @gameworld3608 Před 3 lety +569

    I can see why people were cool with Jesus. He acted like a kind person who's willing to help anyone. I just hope he gets more screentime in the reboot

    • @gandalflotr2898
      @gandalflotr2898 Před 2 lety +36

      I hope he mentioned his unseen roommate Muhammad

    • @elbirri
      @elbirri Před rokem +13

      good news, there is a new season for clone high and jesus still there

    • @KRABPXL
      @KRABPXL Před rokem +4

      @@elbirri he hasn’t said or done anything yet unfortunately :[

    • @slipstreamxr3763
      @slipstreamxr3763 Před 11 měsíci +8

      He's more than just a kind person he is our Lord and Saviour. He wants to help you too. ✝

  • @Bluesantaa
    @Bluesantaa Před 3 lety +521

    *The people that drink tea all the time and have big teeth*

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 Před 3 lety +9

      Oh that's what he said.

  • @mega6662
    @mega6662 Před 3 lety +1482

    1:45
    1:48
    Wait he was frozen 2 times?

  • @angelmungus7381
    @angelmungus7381 Před 3 lety +471

    You missed the scene where Jesus was throwing up Gang signs at the Drag Race

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  Před 3 lety +57

      I actually made an updated version, it’s the pinned comment! But if that scene isn’t there, I’m so sorry!

    • @odinchacon1584
      @odinchacon1584 Před 3 lety +7

      Was he!! 😂💀

  • @SofiaStatic
    @SofiaStatic Před 3 lety +197

    He's always been my favorite minor/bg character from Clone High.
    .
    -His design is oddly effective and distinct
    -If they fleshed him out more I think he'd be an interesting character, especially being the clone of an iconic religious figure.

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  Před 3 lety +15

      That’s exactly why I want him to be featured more in the reboot

  • @drybowserman9091
    @drybowserman9091 Před 3 lety +475

    Even as a Christian I found the show's depiction of Jesus pretty funny

  • @perryjimenez5629
    @perryjimenez5629 Před 3 lety +181

    0:46 Jesus Christ predicts the future

  • @nytrodioxide
    @nytrodioxide Před 3 lety +278

    As someone who went to school in San Diego, half of my middle and high school were just like Jesús

  • @thewrustywrench21
    @thewrustywrench21 Před 3 lety +105

    I just realized this guy is literally the second coming of Christ.

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 Před 3 lety +160

    "God has a plan for all of us!
    A painful, painful plan...'

  • @patricgillespie2128
    @patricgillespie2128 Před 3 lety +178

    joan goes and literally talks to jesus, and then she shushes him to listen to the voices.

  • @yoyi6746
    @yoyi6746 Před rokem +86

    The fact they introduce him in the carpenter class, is just hilarious to me

  • @peggz223
    @peggz223 Před 3 lety +158

    Grew up Christian, that nail gun bit killed me. ‘A painful, painful plan’ as Jesus would understand first hand what life on earth is like after being sent down. Symbolic, well written, funny to say the least

  • @floresss4178
    @floresss4178 Před 3 lety +100

    I could not stop laughing every time he was on screen. Even my Mexican grandmother was cracking up

  • @TARANTULA-6669
    @TARANTULA-6669 Před 3 lety +64

    “And then at the she got cooked like a stake”

  • @TenshoWasHere
    @TenshoWasHere Před 3 lety +41

    I'm kind of chill with this version of jesus, he looks like he could fit right in with the boys

  • @benlewis5312
    @benlewis5312 Před 2 lety +43

    You don't have to live up to her Joan. Just living is much more than the original was able to do

  • @Solqueen86
    @Solqueen86 Před 3 lety +56

    The answer is always Ricky Martin
    He's still winning awards now!

  • @juanferrer5924
    @juanferrer5924 Před 3 lety +33

    I love the idea that since they couldn’t find Jesus’ body, they dug up some random cholo names Jesus instead

  • @AoiUsagiOtoko
    @AoiUsagiOtoko Před rokem +28

    i love this take on him a lot ngl. i'm not a christian myself but i appreciate the kind of dude jesus was and this seems pretty accurate to that-- just a chill nice dude who's happy to help. it's super endearing

    • @WhenTheSan
      @WhenTheSan Před 11 měsíci +3

      Well I'm christian, and I love the way he is presented here lol

  • @carnationsinclarity
    @carnationsinclarity Před 3 lety +88

    finally a historically accurate Jesus

  • @oaktoaster8599
    @oaktoaster8599 Před 3 měsíci +6

    i could listen to this guy talk forever. he sounds so friendly

  • @randomfluffkingt.9364
    @randomfluffkingt.9364 Před 3 lety +71

    Man it's all these smaller characters I wish we would see more. Like Jesus, Van Gogh, Paul Revere etc. Like yeah they got their screen time, but like it was only a single episode and then they became background characters. I just really hope in the reboot they'll get more attention.

  • @Desiray77
    @Desiray77 Před 4 měsíci +5

    I like how he looks more historically accurate than most depictions of him, and it happens to be CLONE HIGH out of all things 😂

  • @puglord87lol55
    @puglord87lol55 Před 2 lety +13

    I love how he was in wood shop because he was a carpenter

    • @the1untitled
      @the1untitled Před 2 lety

      I thought it was his father

    • @ZimVader-0017
      @ZimVader-0017 Před rokem +1

      ​@@the1untitled He inherited the job from Joseph.

  • @calebshockency2083
    @calebshockency2083 Před 2 lety +12

    Jesus was so chill he got frozen twice in the end.

  • @wheateneye
    @wheateneye Před rokem +22

    I don't know if this is intentional, but the fact Jesus was frozen and brought back in the next scene is historically accurate and is such a cool detail once you notice it.

  • @angelnavarro553
    @angelnavarro553 Před 3 lety +72

    As a Mexican I wish to God that more chill dudes like this were made, instead of the ones we get, still good though

  • @idkwhatimdoinhere1605
    @idkwhatimdoinhere1605 Před 3 lety +81

    As a Christian I can say
    This is one of the funniest characters of clone high lmao

  • @lynbutnot
    @lynbutnot Před 3 lety +19

    NOT ME THINKING THERE WAS A FAMOUS MAN NAMED JESUS CHRISTO SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT

  • @cantallegory
    @cantallegory Před rokem +13

    I love that they made him Mexican, it makes his scenes so much funnier 😭

  • @sauceman2885
    @sauceman2885 Před rokem +24

    As a Christian I wish we got more of this guy in the show he seems awesome

  • @guilhermeteodosio40
    @guilhermeteodosio40 Před rokem +8

    The fact Joan is the only one who got to outlive her original self💀

  • @mr.slappii513
    @mr.slappii513 Před 7 měsíci +6

    I love that they made Jesus a hippie because let's be honest he was probably just a hippie ahead of his time.

    • @briinc7331
      @briinc7331 Před 4 měsíci

      But he wasn’t

    • @mr.slappii513
      @mr.slappii513 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@briinc7331aw come on. A total pacifist that would always talk about how good it would be if everyone was nice too each other. All he needed was some weed and he was good to go.

    • @TheRealQuartz
      @TheRealQuartz Před 3 měsíci +1

      I always thought that if Jesus was in modern times or at least had a way of finding weed he would be a stoner before being a stoner was a thing and the original hippie but it's mostly because of his haircut. I would not be surprised if they ever clone him irl he's just going to act like everybody else possibly even more egotistical once he finds out he's a clone of one of the most important people to ever exist, maybe not Chris Chan levels of important, but still important

  • @samuelmurrill7438
    @samuelmurrill7438 Před 3 lety +69

    Visually, this is much more accurate than the blue-eyed pale-skinned Jesus

  • @death-kyun
    @death-kyun Před rokem +5

    the thought that Jesus Christ's parents have him wear a halo is really funny to me

  • @erikzherrllo6960
    @erikzherrllo6960 Před rokem +4

    I ADORE that Jesús is a Chicano/Cholo, makes complete sense

  • @fever1
    @fever1 Před 3 lety +28

    if Jesus is allowed to say damn I’m allowed to be gay ight

  • @Momo_Kawashima
    @Momo_Kawashima Před rokem +11

    This show has a roman emperor telling Jesus to "be careful with that nailgun". Brilliant

  • @axelbloodkain5352
    @axelbloodkain5352 Před 3 lety +23

    Everyone's talking about the nailgun joke but is nobody gonna talk about how jesus literally called god's plans painful in an annoyed tone? It's like he knows god has plans, but he probably really isn't fond to them and views them as extremely painful to watch. I actually like seeing a version of jesus calling out on god like that

    • @thelad5
      @thelad5 Před rokem +2

      i like to think he’s actually just jesus
      jesus did, biblically, show signs of regret or hesitation when it came to his being crucified but he ended up going through with it

  • @peterchungus6585
    @peterchungus6585 Před 3 lety +150

    Is it bad that I kinda simp over jesus Christ himself-

  • @PastelPinkChaos
    @PastelPinkChaos Před 3 lety +21

    Jesús, Van Gogh and Julius Caesar are the best backgrounds characters in the show And deserve more time in screen in the reboot

  • @20D0D0
    @20D0D0 Před 3 lety +12

    My favorite side character from the show, they did a good job writing him

  • @FOLLOWER4742
    @FOLLOWER4742 Před 3 lety +339

    I watched Clone High before it was cool smh

    • @coffeecreamer7493
      @coffeecreamer7493  Před 3 lety +42

      You have all the glory for having such good taste before it became popular

    • @FOLLOWER4742
      @FOLLOWER4742 Před 3 lety +7

      @@coffeecreamer7493 thank you my friend

    • @banjoplayingbison2275
      @banjoplayingbison2275 Před 3 lety +9

      I binge watched it a couple of months ago, and just now I was wondering why the heck everyone is mentioning it all of a sudden!

    • @FOLLOWER4742
      @FOLLOWER4742 Před 3 lety +5

      @@banjoplayingbison2275 IKR

    • @Jonathanest90s
      @Jonathanest90s Před 3 lety

      Same

  • @4thDeadlySin
    @4thDeadlySin Před 3 měsíci +3

    He made it to the very final scene of the original show.

  • @thiagosilveira5700
    @thiagosilveira5700 Před 3 lety +70

    1:00 oh god I finally understood the joke

  • @ollaughingbeta2233
    @ollaughingbeta2233 Před rokem +4

    I like how they have Jesus as a carpenter

  • @L_Rock_353
    @L_Rock_353 Před 3 lety +31

    1:02 best part

  • @francofernandes2006
    @francofernandes2006 Před 2 měsíci +2

    "God has a plan for all of us... A painful, PAINFUL plan."

  • @mushroomboi4382
    @mushroomboi4382 Před 2 lety +6

    I like how they made him this hispanic like street teen with like slang and everything

  • @witherkichian4867
    @witherkichian4867 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I'm surprised no one is talking about the nailgun joke. It's so simple but great.

  • @speedo-steveo1542
    @speedo-steveo1542 Před rokem +5

    Crazy how 21 years later a second season is being brought to us

  • @Cobaltus
    @Cobaltus Před 3 lety +8

    1:00 Be careful with that nail gun Jesus.

  • @pablosaldana8335
    @pablosaldana8335 Před 3 lety +60

    Thank u sm cholo jesus is one of my favourite things in this earth

  • @Leiles2031
    @Leiles2031 Před 3 lety +26

    As a Latina catholic I approve😌

  • @SpringDavid
    @SpringDavid Před 3 lety +10

    "A painfull, painfull plan for us"
    *_later he fricks up his own hand on a wood table with a nail_*

  • @scarlettleatch109
    @scarlettleatch109 Před 3 lety +131

    i like how jesus is actually physically accurate and not just a white dude with a beard and long hair lol

  • @angelnavarro553
    @angelnavarro553 Před 3 lety +15

    I love this guy tbh, I'm pretty sure I know a guy exactly like this

  • @snekoii7659
    @snekoii7659 Před 3 lety +6

    I personally consider it a major sin that Jesus only speaks for a fragment of a single episode

  • @sathu8317
    @sathu8317 Před 3 lety +8

    He gives the best movie review I’ve ever heard

  • @capital_letters
    @capital_letters Před rokem +4

    jesus is so powerful, he got to be frozen twice

  • @random.4419
    @random.4419 Před 3 lety +182

    im just happy they didnt make him white 😭😭😭

    • @nerdygamergeek4291
      @nerdygamergeek4291 Před 3 lety +15

      Jesus wasn't Latino either

    • @random.4419
      @random.4419 Před 3 lety +30

      i didnt say jesus was latino.. and the characters weren’t supposed to have their personalities just their looks

    • @kyvilfongkot3591
      @kyvilfongkot3591 Před 3 lety +14

      But jesus is middle eastern

    • @random.4419
      @random.4419 Před 3 lety +23

      @@kyvilfongkot3591 exactly,, he wouldnt have been white

    • @kyvilfongkot3591
      @kyvilfongkot3591 Před 3 lety +2

      @@random.4419 maybe he can shapeshift or something

  • @MultiMaker_Studios
    @MultiMaker_Studios Před 9 měsíci +3

    I never realized that was Jesus because the way they say his name but once I did that nail joke was 👌

  • @miha2649
    @miha2649 Před 3 lety +13

    its kinda funny how I'm atheist yet he's one of my fav characters??

  • @lao-grotten1101
    @lao-grotten1101 Před 3 lety +9

    i like the interactions of the main characters with the other clones at school like this scene or when ghandi did black and tan with washington carver

  • @allieplaysroblox850
    @allieplaysroblox850 Před měsícem +2

    "Be careful with that nailgun, Jesus!" I love how it was Caeser that said that line 😭

  • @recycledbabies0
    @recycledbabies0 Před 3 lety +19

    i hope he gets more screen time in the reboot, honestly

  • @azophi
    @azophi Před 3 lety +63

    The real question is ... How did they find his body if it was taken up to heaven?

    • @Materminds187
      @Materminds187 Před 3 lety +19

      Holy shit.....did these guys find the Spear of Destiny?

    • @zerotohero884
      @zerotohero884 Před 3 lety +20

      If whine is his blood and bread is the flesh, is't that dificult. OR he never was actually cloned and is just the real jesus who goes to a enthusiastic walk out of the heavens and since he can't go to Brazil, he stops on the Clone High and everyone just thinks he is a clone like everyone.

    • @oraydalazo5921
      @oraydalazo5921 Před 3 lety +14

      @@zerotohero884 wine and bread are just symbolic ways to say it was their blood and body. He just made like updated version of a Jewish tradition that requires to sacrifice a lamb so your sins can be forgiven. In Jesus context, he himself was that Lamb, so people will not longer have to continue doing these Jewish rituals. About how he was cloned, makes almost no sense since most of christians (including me) believe that the real Jesus was raised from dead and now he's alive. Still like this portrayal tbh.

    • @oraydalazo5921
      @oraydalazo5921 Před 3 lety +5

      Also agree that this is the real Jesus!!

    • @raheemaslam7363
      @raheemaslam7363 Před 2 lety

      In the devil’s palm of course

  • @Howitgoes799
    @Howitgoes799 Před 3 lety +5

    I never knew Jesus was a fellow homie.

    • @creeper4481
      @creeper4481 Před rokem

      Scudworth must’ve surprisingly found Jesus’ Blood. Alhough it wasn’t enough to make a suitable clone, he probably just chuck in some Hispanic DNA in there to successfully make the clone.

  • @kuromigotchi
    @kuromigotchi Před 3 lety +14

    everyone loves van gogh but no one ever talks about jesus

  • @nicolecordova1063
    @nicolecordova1063 Před 3 lety +5

    Such an underrated character

  • @clackety_
    @clackety_ Před rokem +4

    “It’s ricky martin huh?” Lmfaooo

  • @captainari
    @captainari Před 11 měsíci +1

    It's hilarious that he got frozen twice. The nail gun joke is also brilliant.

  • @moonsparkle3932
    @moonsparkle3932 Před 3 lety +10

    I love that he's not white! He wasn't white and I like that they represented him correctly

    • @PSCNdlz
      @PSCNdlz Před 3 lety +2

      Me too!!! I mean, it's not exactly that correct when you remember that he's Jewish and middle-eastern but this is still good rep nonetheless, not to mention incredibly clever and hilarious BSBSJSHXZJOZZKKSSBZI-

    • @nerdygamergeek4291
      @nerdygamergeek4291 Před 3 lety +1

      I wouldn't call it correct representation, Jesus wasn't Latino as far as I'm aware
      Funny yes, but not "correct" really

    • @khamari...9175
      @khamari...9175 Před rokem +1

      ​@@nerdygamergeek4291 Still better than him appearing as European everywhere.

  • @rulerofeverything7247
    @rulerofeverything7247 Před 3 lety +10

    I wish we saw more of him, he's hilarious

  • @rockstar11180
    @rockstar11180 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Some details I like are:
    Joan going to Jesus about the voices she’s hearing
    Joan gesturing for Jesus to be quiet while she receives the commercial message
    Julius Cesear telling Jesus to be careful with nail gun
    Julius Cesear and Jesus being near each other in most of the clips
    Jesus being in frame when Abe is about to confess
    Jesus apparently needing to be frozen twice, implying resurrection

  • @GhostStealth590
    @GhostStealth590 Před rokem +2

    Bro summed up the film in just a few sentences pretty accurately.

  • @cynicismpiee
    @cynicismpiee Před 3 lety +5

    i like cholo jesus more than most of the main cast, and i'm a hardcore atheist.

  • @Ducky_Lucky
    @Ducky_Lucky Před 4 měsíci +3

    I miss him

    • @guhmmyv
      @guhmmyv Před 3 měsíci

      he was my boy, I hope he doesn't end up like Gandhi

  • @theblob2937
    @theblob2937 Před 3 lety +6

    Jesus needs to appear more in the show.

  • @Used__Napkin
    @Used__Napkin Před 3 lety +4

    The greatest character in Clone High