YTP: Edward Joins Team Jacob After Browsing FurAffinity

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  • čas přidán 28. 10. 2021
  • In this video, Edward gets fired by J. Jonah Jameson for not bringing pictures of Spidermonkey.
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Komentáře • 117

  • @Captpan6
    @Captpan6  Před 2 lety +51

    Happy Halloweenie!

  • @TheZeroAccount
    @TheZeroAccount Před 2 lety +54

    “I can’t bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face-“
    Leg is shattered
    “I REGRET THE DECISIONS.”

  • @Numberer1
    @Numberer1 Před 2 lety +38

    I always knew Edwedward was a fourty year old newspaper.

    • @HouseOfFunQM
      @HouseOfFunQM Před 2 lety +7

      *I was unconditionally, and irrevocably*

  • @verchewah
    @verchewah Před 2 lety +36

    I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with this video.

  • @MeStirRyanYTP
    @MeStirRyanYTP Před 2 lety +28

    What if you
    wanted to date a vampire
    but god said
    CRUISIN' ON DOWN MAIN STREET-

    • @D8W2P4
      @D8W2P4 Před 2 lety +5

      That makes me RELAXED AND FEELING GOOD.

  • @GolemAvalanche
    @GolemAvalanche Před 2 lety +21

    "Christian?"
    "No play for Mr. Grey!"
    I see what you did there.

  • @tracebullet
    @tracebullet Před 2 lety +29

    That "REJECTED" joke is great by itself, but I lost it with that "REJERECTED" at 8:55!

    • @78Shockwave87
      @78Shockwave87 Před 2 lety +6

      It’s excellent, it reminded me a lot of “DIGICIDE”

  • @HS_Gomikubi
    @HS_Gomikubi Před 2 lety +10

    3:35 Bella: I'm a strong, independent woman
    Edward: *laughs dismissively*
    Car instantly crashes, Edward is flung from the wreckage and literally fucking dies before he even hits the ground

  • @alisondye7372
    @alisondye7372 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Edward: I am Spiderman
    Actually he’s Batman

  • @kl4969
    @kl4969 Před 2 lety +9

    Rain is cold, wet, gets everywhere... That was so on point I'm dying XD

    • @Averyjohnson336
      @Averyjohnson336 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Sand is worse it’s corse ruff irritating and it gets everywhere

  • @CyberSoldier101
    @CyberSoldier101 Před 2 lety +27

    Ain't lost a step brother. This was funny as hell

  • @iteachvader
    @iteachvader Před 2 lety +10

    0:28 The fact that I instantly recognized this scene from the first Spy Kids makes me feel old.

  • @ELECTRICSHEEP94
    @ELECTRICSHEEP94 Před 2 lety +11

    This Batman prequel is pretty strange.

  • @Spider_MBI
    @Spider_MBI Před 2 lety +13

    I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with this poop

  • @martyroma606
    @martyroma606 Před 6 měsíci +1

    “- I hope you are hungry”, Esme.
    “- Yeah, absolutely”, answered Bella.
    “- Am I a joke to you!?!, asked Rosalie.
    A true masterpiece! I literally cried several times! 😭😂💖

  • @mastershmiddy
    @mastershmiddy Před 2 lety +11

    THE PORTAL SENDING THE VAN TO HIT HER HUSBAND IM DEAD 😂😂😂

  • @ronpaulisnumber1
    @ronpaulisnumber1 Před 2 lety +12

    I'm 28 years old and this had me laughing til I was lightheaded

  • @bread_dawg
    @bread_dawg Před 2 lety +20

    Another absolute masterpiece. Been here since the Haruhi poops. Keep on poopin'!

  • @ZeroRaider
    @ZeroRaider Před 2 lety +9

    So it's true, movies CAN be saved in the edit!

  • @Tirgo69
    @Tirgo69 Před rokem +3

    Making a reference to "no play for mr grey" is so genius

  • @YelloDello
    @YelloDello Před 2 lety +8

    This deserves more views because its legitimately one of the greats.

  • @jackmanson355
    @jackmanson355 Před rokem +8

    I literally can't stop watching this with my fiancee. We repeat these jokes daily. This is just genius artwork. The buttcrack burger gets me every time

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  Před rokem +2

      That's frickin awesome, man!

  • @joshespinoza790
    @joshespinoza790 Před 2 lety +8

    IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!

  • @BatHunterofDevon
    @BatHunterofDevon Před rokem +2

    That scene with the portal at 2:27 was GENIUS

  • @peterszeug308
    @peterszeug308 Před 2 lety +9

    i suffer from agonizing chronic pain but your videos somehow always make me laugh. thumbs up for that!

  • @CraigAndrews666
    @CraigAndrews666 Před 2 lety +10

    You're the bomb Captpan

  • @J_God_Yamaxanadu
    @J_God_Yamaxanadu Před 2 lety +5

    1:18 quality gag

  • @mrksjke
    @mrksjke Před 2 lety +8

    I agree, it's so sad that Deepercutt died of ligma

    • @mrksjke
      @mrksjke Před 2 lety +2

      @Babs a famous youtubepooper

    • @alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71
      @alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 Před 2 lety

      wait what?! Deepercutt died?! when was this?! and why wasn't i told? 😭😥😦i loved Deepercutt's Edits may he or she rest in peace ☹

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  Před 2 lety +1

      @@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 He's still alive

  • @cannonfodder4000
    @cannonfodder4000 Před 2 lety +5

    6:21
    The fucking deepercutt spiderman song lul

  • @bubbabibleman5970
    @bubbabibleman5970 Před 2 lety +10

    Still a better love story than Tess of the d'Urbervilles: A Pure Woman Faithfully Presented, the controversial novel written by Thomas Hardy in 1891.

  • @feetinface124
    @feetinface124 Před 2 lety +8

    Had me cracking up. Loved the multi-dimensional van!

  • @sprtsfanatic1
    @sprtsfanatic1 Před 2 lety +2

    This is the most I’ve seen of any Twilight movie and I’m glad it was through your creative and mad mind Catpan6

  • @carcrashheart
    @carcrashheart Před 11 měsíci +3

    This is SO underrated

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  Před 11 měsíci +2

      Blame the algorithm

  • @HouseOfFunQM
    @HouseOfFunQM Před 2 lety +3

    I'm so sorry that you had to watch this film in order to make the video.

  • @fevure9555
    @fevure9555 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I laugh so hard when there's obvious red flags and she's like "im in love with him" 😂😂

  • @BloodfelX
    @BloodfelX Před 2 lety +3

    (6:48) "I want to formally introduce myself (...) I got to first base with (your daughter)."
    _heh_
    "I'm sorry - I got to third base."
    _loads gun_
    That is just too perfect a way to introduce yourself.

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  Před 2 lety +2

      Not to mention say goodbye.

  • @bigmamisvea1495
    @bigmamisvea1495 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Holy shit the car scene 😹😹 This ytp has way too much intricate lore to be ytp i wonder why this doesnt have more views😹

  • @youngbloodfantasy91
    @youngbloodfantasy91 Před 2 lety +9

    I can relate, as my dad is also a fork.

  • @forestunger8649
    @forestunger8649 Před 2 lety +3

    I’m so damn glad you still make ytps dude

  • @theTeleforce
    @theTeleforce Před 2 lety +2

    I sure hope my roommates weren't asleep.

  • @kaathesnakeoftwo7371
    @kaathesnakeoftwo7371 Před 2 lety +4

    7:27 THOSE FUCKING EXTENDED WARRANTIES ARE IN MY YTPS NOW! IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!

  • @ryanciesiolka9435
    @ryanciesiolka9435 Před 2 lety +3

    Cruise'n on down mainstreet~

  • @Twiland7
    @Twiland7 Před 6 měsíci +1

    cry laughed through this whole thing thank you

  • @78Shockwave87
    @78Shockwave87 Před 2 lety +2

    I relate to this… I accidentally fell through two flights of windows before. It sucked.

  • @Arcadenblog
    @Arcadenblog Před 2 lety +1

    Keep up the great work, Captpan!

  • @calebcotter2850
    @calebcotter2850 Před 2 lety +3

    Wow, a strong bad reference.

  • @MrLimbo-lj9hc
    @MrLimbo-lj9hc Před 2 lety +8

    I've never seen Twilight before. Now I won't need to. Thanks.

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  Před 2 lety +4

      As someone who loves unintentionally hilarious movies, you're missing out.

    • @missplayer30
      @missplayer30 Před 2 lety +4

      If that makes you feel better, the movies are so much better in comparison to the book. They were SO boring.

  • @Syntox
    @Syntox Před 2 lety +2

    The Master RETURNS

  • @Captain-Jack-Sparrow4
    @Captain-Jack-Sparrow4 Před rokem +1

    Yes Edward is on team Jacob ❤❤❤ I laughed so hard when he said am spider man

  • @thejoebotnik
    @thejoebotnik Před 2 lety +3

    This is hilarious. Quality stuff.

  • @SteffLoui88
    @SteffLoui88 Před rokem +2

    3:45! LOST IT! LMAO
    I never have watched Twilight but when i got sent this and was told I'd get a laugh, I KNEW WHY!

  • @vadim_65rus
    @vadim_65rus Před rokem +2

    Still better love story than Twilight

  • @KeybladeMaster87
    @KeybladeMaster87 Před 2 lety +1

    THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS!

  • @dab_yeetus
    @dab_yeetus Před 2 lety +4

    6:18 dbiderdbiderdbider

    • @Rose_D
      @Rose_D Před rokem +1

      ‘Looks like you’re a born loseeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!’

  • @thedarksamutari1662
    @thedarksamutari1662 Před 2 lety +2

    Nice to see an Anna Kendrick featured movie YTP that wasn’t made by me 👍

  • @Yoshikage8008
    @Yoshikage8008 Před 2 lety +2

    I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at that gone joke at 2:14

  • @RobTFirefly
    @RobTFirefly Před 2 lety +3

    Excellent!

  • @cad4922
    @cad4922 Před 2 lety +1

    I shat myself in the process of watching this video. Great job

  • @BluJean6692
    @BluJean6692 Před 2 lety +3

    CRUISING ON DOWN MAINSTREET

  • @BobberTheWiseYTP
    @BobberTheWiseYTP Před 2 lety +2

    I can't blame him. Buttcrack Burger is my favorite, too.

  • @thekillerdynamo
    @thekillerdynamo Před 2 lety +1

    Just keepin’ her rear, sauce

  • @madamantium5547
    @madamantium5547 Před 2 lety +3

    I'm on team Captpan6

  • @redfoxbennaton
    @redfoxbennaton Před 5 měsíci +1

    Like together together together

  • @GarthTheDestroyer
    @GarthTheDestroyer Před rokem +1

    I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to this YTP...

  • @JamieSwitzer
    @JamieSwitzer Před 2 lety +1

    Yessss Strong Bad reference!

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  Před 2 lety +1

      Great jorb catching that

  • @thewaffleking.
    @thewaffleking. Před 2 lety +3

    The Property of Ones will always be the most reliable way to identify a cold one

  • @gabiwodaofficial
    @gabiwodaofficial Před 2 lety +3

    this reminds where this twilight is embarrasment.
    nothing from the moment goes wrong

  • @Lucios1995
    @Lucios1995 Před 2 lety +3

    3:38 Did you take that from Danfango700's last YTP?

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  Před rokem

      Yup, too good a crash to pass up

  • @rosasart_
    @rosasart_ Před 2 lety +2

    3:40 YOU DID NOT JUST-

  • @Rebelscum501
    @Rebelscum501 Před 2 lety +4

    I enjoyed the car crashes lol

  • @TMX1138
    @TMX1138 Před 2 lety +1

    Funny YTP! Noice!
    I also have an idea for another YTP. Olivia Rodrigo’s song Driver’s License, perhaps?

    • @Captpan6
      @Captpan6  Před 2 lety +2

      You know, I was actually considering doing a CS188 style Pooping the Charts.

  • @redpenink12
    @redpenink12 Před 2 lety +1

    This is hilarious!

  • @aidanru.2469
    @aidanru.2469 Před rokem +2

    Best part was easily 2:21-2:27. Fucking gold

  • @Tirgo69
    @Tirgo69 Před 2 lety +1

    i was unconditionally

  • @aspirtration
    @aspirtration Před 2 lety +3

    3:40
    Cleveeeeeeeeer

  • @noodles00p
    @noodles00p Před 2 lety +4

    The best Sonic fanfiction ever

  • @atlasmoon5497
    @atlasmoon5497 Před 5 měsíci

    1:27 I’m in tears man wtf and 1:34

  • @HappyMirica
    @HappyMirica Před 10 měsíci +1

    0:06

  • @projp9057
    @projp9057 Před 2 lety +3

    Ha

  • @user-jd5zp6wg3w
    @user-jd5zp6wg3w Před rokem +2

    🐀

  • @samieparadise9316
    @samieparadise9316 Před rokem +1

    lol

  • @ghagefuoco8373
    @ghagefuoco8373 Před 2 lety +1

    lmao Police Story reference at 8:34

  • @theducheneaux
    @theducheneaux Před rokem +3

    About three things I was absolutely positive...
    First, Bella loves dying.
    Second, she (coincidentally) was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward, a killer.
    Third, Edward is also Spiderman.
    And fourth, that one guy is a sexy cat.

  • @Jinaria101
    @Jinaria101 Před 2 lety +1

    Way to show how much people with a brain know how stupid this franchise is lol