In this video, Edward gets fired by J. Jonah Jameson for not bringing pictures of Spidermonkey. Support me on Patreon at patreon.com/captpan6 Follow me on Twitter at captpan6
3:35 Bella: I'm a strong, independent woman Edward: *laughs dismissively* Car instantly crashes, Edward is flung from the wreckage and literally fucking dies before he even hits the ground
“- I hope you are hungry”, Esme. “- Yeah, absolutely”, answered Bella. “- Am I a joke to you!?!, asked Rosalie. A true masterpiece! I literally cried several times! 😭😂💖
I literally can't stop watching this with my fiancee. We repeat these jokes daily. This is just genius artwork. The buttcrack burger gets me every time
(6:48) "I want to formally introduce myself (...) I got to first base with (your daughter)." _heh_ "I'm sorry - I got to third base." _loads gun_ That is just too perfect a way to introduce yourself.
About three things I was absolutely positive... First, Bella loves dying. Second, she (coincidentally) was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward, a killer. Third, Edward is also Spiderman. And fourth, that one guy is a sexy cat.
Happy Halloweenie!
Exceptional work
Weenie! Yes.
“I can’t bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face-“
Leg is shattered
“I REGRET THE DECISIONS.”
I always knew Edwedward was a fourty year old newspaper.
*I was unconditionally, and irrevocably*
I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with this video.
What if you
wanted to date a vampire
but god said
CRUISIN' ON DOWN MAIN STREET-
That makes me RELAXED AND FEELING GOOD.
"Christian?"
"No play for Mr. Grey!"
I see what you did there.
That "REJECTED" joke is great by itself, but I lost it with that "REJERECTED" at 8:55!
It’s excellent, it reminded me a lot of “DIGICIDE”
3:35 Bella: I'm a strong, independent woman
Edward: *laughs dismissively*
Car instantly crashes, Edward is flung from the wreckage and literally fucking dies before he even hits the ground
Ikr, funniest shit
Edward: I am Spiderman
Actually he’s Batman
Rain is cold, wet, gets everywhere... That was so on point I'm dying XD
Sand is worse it’s corse ruff irritating and it gets everywhere
Ain't lost a step brother. This was funny as hell
0:28 The fact that I instantly recognized this scene from the first Spy Kids makes me feel old.
This Batman prequel is pretty strange.
I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with this poop
“- I hope you are hungry”, Esme.
“- Yeah, absolutely”, answered Bella.
“- Am I a joke to you!?!, asked Rosalie.
A true masterpiece! I literally cried several times! 😭😂💖
THE PORTAL SENDING THE VAN TO HIT HER HUSBAND IM DEAD 😂😂😂
I'm 28 years old and this had me laughing til I was lightheaded
Another absolute masterpiece. Been here since the Haruhi poops. Keep on poopin'!
So it's true, movies CAN be saved in the edit!
Making a reference to "no play for mr grey" is so genius
This deserves more views because its legitimately one of the greats.
I literally can't stop watching this with my fiancee. We repeat these jokes daily. This is just genius artwork. The buttcrack burger gets me every time
That's frickin awesome, man!
IS THAT THE SUPPORT BEAM TO THE HOUSE?!
What’s a support beam?
That scene with the portal at 2:27 was GENIUS
i suffer from agonizing chronic pain but your videos somehow always make me laugh. thumbs up for that!
Your life must be hard but Edward is harder.
You're the bomb Captpan
AAAAAA-
1:18 quality gag
I agree, it's so sad that Deepercutt died of ligma
@Babs a famous youtubepooper
wait what?! Deepercutt died?! when was this?! and why wasn't i told? 😭😥😦i loved Deepercutt's Edits may he or she rest in peace ☹
@@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 He's still alive
6:21
The fucking deepercutt spiderman song lul
Still a better love story than Tess of the d'Urbervilles: A Pure Woman Faithfully Presented, the controversial novel written by Thomas Hardy in 1891.
Had me cracking up. Loved the multi-dimensional van!
This is the most I’ve seen of any Twilight movie and I’m glad it was through your creative and mad mind Catpan6
This is SO underrated
Blame the algorithm
I'm so sorry that you had to watch this film in order to make the video.
I laugh so hard when there's obvious red flags and she's like "im in love with him" 😂😂
(6:48) "I want to formally introduce myself (...) I got to first base with (your daughter)."
_heh_
"I'm sorry - I got to third base."
_loads gun_
That is just too perfect a way to introduce yourself.
Not to mention say goodbye.
Holy shit the car scene 😹😹 This ytp has way too much intricate lore to be ytp i wonder why this doesnt have more views😹
I can relate, as my dad is also a fork.
Omg, it’s YoungbloodFantasy91!!
Spork support group
I’m so damn glad you still make ytps dude
I sure hope my roommates weren't asleep.
7:27 THOSE FUCKING EXTENDED WARRANTIES ARE IN MY YTPS NOW! IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!
Cruise'n on down mainstreet~
cry laughed through this whole thing thank you
I relate to this… I accidentally fell through two flights of windows before. It sucked.
Keep up the great work, Captpan!
Wow, a strong bad reference.
I've never seen Twilight before. Now I won't need to. Thanks.
As someone who loves unintentionally hilarious movies, you're missing out.
If that makes you feel better, the movies are so much better in comparison to the book. They were SO boring.
The Master RETURNS
Yes Edward is on team Jacob ❤❤❤ I laughed so hard when he said am spider man
This is hilarious. Quality stuff.
3:45! LOST IT! LMAO
I never have watched Twilight but when i got sent this and was told I'd get a laugh, I KNEW WHY!
Still better love story than Twilight
THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS!
6:18 dbiderdbiderdbider
‘Looks like you’re a born loseeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!’
Nice to see an Anna Kendrick featured movie YTP that wasn’t made by me 👍
I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at that gone joke at 2:14
Excellent!
I shat myself in the process of watching this video. Great job
CRUISING ON DOWN MAINSTREET
I can't blame him. Buttcrack Burger is my favorite, too.
Just keepin’ her rear, sauce
I'm on team Captpan6
Like together together together
I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me to this YTP...
Yessss Strong Bad reference!
Great jorb catching that
The Property of Ones will always be the most reliable way to identify a cold one
this reminds where this twilight is embarrasment.
nothing from the moment goes wrong
3:38 Did you take that from Danfango700's last YTP?
Yup, too good a crash to pass up
3:40 YOU DID NOT JUST-
I enjoyed the car crashes lol
Funny YTP! Noice!
I also have an idea for another YTP. Olivia Rodrigo’s song Driver’s License, perhaps?
You know, I was actually considering doing a CS188 style Pooping the Charts.
This is hilarious!
Best part was easily 2:21-2:27. Fucking gold
i was unconditionally
3:40
Cleveeeeeeeeer
The best Sonic fanfiction ever
1:27 I’m in tears man wtf and 1:34
0:06
Ha
🐀
lol
lmao Police Story reference at 8:34
Spot on
About three things I was absolutely positive...
First, Bella loves dying.
Second, she (coincidentally) was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward, a killer.
Third, Edward is also Spiderman.
And fourth, that one guy is a sexy cat.
Way to show how much people with a brain know how stupid this franchise is lol