North Pole Johnson (231) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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In this week's episode Chris finds out squids have beaks, has a great moment in the green room with his son, and remembers the late great Bob Saget.
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GET THAT LIFE RIPS NEW COLORWAY AT store.chrisdelia.com
I need all the merch!
Was loving the tye dye. Snooze you lose lol. I'll pick a different color đđ»
Getting sweatpants and long sleeve to go with my hoodie soon! đ€đŸ
Need a No Dents replacement hoodie xl
âKawabongaâ
My biggest flex is being able to keep up with Chrisâ brain when heâs jumping from subject to subject at the speed of light đ
Sâsad
@@jarrettthomas4865 way s'sad
I think itâs the realization he only talks about like five things in each episode heâs just bounces between them so much
That's how we do! firing on all syllables
Let's get back to the squid! đ
Chris wouldn't let one Shark Tank sound effect miss and I respect that.
My girlfriend was putting on makeup, I had the podcast on, first time she heard my boy, she was laughing outloud, I've never seen her laugh so much and so genuine. The cult just got another member.
your boy?
@@paulelroy6650 our boy
10 to 1 this didnât happen...
@@jeremyk5414 no reason for him to make it upâŠđ€Ł
And you can take comfort in knowing Chris probably won't just take her from you if you ever go see him live. đ
"It's crazy to be a person"
Literally the statement of the decade
"Go get coffee on the blockchain" was my favorite thing I'll ever hear this year no matter what anyone says
So true
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@@maybeaspider3456 what is a block chain anyway?
@@davidperez5089 the block chain is basically a huge list of all the cryptocurrency transactions with dates, times, who sent how much to who's wallet. It's a way to verify every trade that happens with stuff like bitcoin and is a way for everyone to see what's going on, unlike how banks and corporations move money around.
That squid beak bit was literally like Theo was speaking through Chrisâs body
They got beaks and they "fly" through the water. They are birds in the sea.
@@jscarlip âđ·đgang.gang
Totally...thought he was channeling that Rat for a second
Its from doing Kats lmfao
This was hilarious because *The Rock* already made an energy drink called *"ZOA."* I think Chris genuinely didn't know that which means he nailed it đ€Ł lol
And a tequila called tereMANA...
I was looking to see if anyone had said this đ€Ł
seeing chrisÂŽs development as a human and father makes me also very emotional
Super empathetic dude. Respect.
âWhoopsie, you spunked on his tip âŠâŠ.â LMAO đ€Ł đ€Ł đ€Ł
The last 20 minutes of this was like therapy for me. Love this podcast.
Also weâre friends now
@@chrisbennett5589 ayyy, made my first friend in the comments! Life is rippinâ!
Keep ripping friends
Just when you think you came here for some laughs man..... Chris hits home with the realness dude. Many Many tentacles but we got to the beak.
Twisting in his chair: âcan we call him Dre?â All nonchalant hahaha
Talking about squids having beaks was so Theo of you lol. âJust beaking it up dudeâ
"Grey block pizza, man."
âIf you have a beak⊠you might be a squid, man!â
- Theo Foxworthy circa 2022
This episode is wild đ€Łđ "for that reason, I'm out" Ying Ding dink dink đ
"Squids have breaks man and we're jus tout here living our lives" Lmao bruh
Stingray killed Steve
Aw man that was the funniest one yet. The way he cuts in and gets progressively louder with the shark tank theme tune is hilarious. Got me laughing out loud constantly đđ
Yeah this one hit!đđ
I never really saw myself as getting into the cockring business, so for that reason I'm out.
The most endearing part of being a father is the fact that my daughter will grow up knowing the best versions of me. I continue to grow, and stumble and fuck up. But she is the entire reason I have no qualms with anyoneâs opinion of me, besides hers.
Chris, youâre such an amazing Dad to Cal, it makes me almost angry from jealousy! Hearing the stories with the two of you never fail to make me smile and just feel good inside.
That ending about friends hit hard at home. I've fucked up alot bco drugs. But I have some friends who have stuck through and support me as I'm recovering. I'm thankful for them đ you know who you are! đ
keep your head clear, recognize your blessings and good things will happen, mate!
âfrom amsterdam.
stay strong, friend. đ bless your pals for being real ones.
Getting high is sooooo much fun and a great escape from the shit show. I feel ya.
Chris got deep at the end of this one, love it.
Chris, just so you know, I binge watch old podcast videos of yours most days and they never get old, dude. No exaggeration, there are some parts when you go off that I repeat it to the point of being annoying. I was watching 'Open Up the Limit' yesterday dying laughing. Love your stuff, man. Never stop OPENING UP THE LIMIT!
One of my all time favorites is the HBO intro with porn titles. I cried laughing.
One of my faves is the Dave Matthews Band bit. "Plank plank plank. Plank plank plank." I was literally crying.
@@Tater1992 The episode about Liam Neeson being too Irish and saving the trapped miners is great one too.
Last part of this podcast was real and mattered. Thanks Chris.
Much respect for how you open up so much on these.
Someone switched his Xanny Island ticket to an Addy Island ticket and it's going great
This is funny!
That whole Shark Tank bit had me SWERVIN IN MY FORD TAURUS đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
lmaooo
He probably didn't think of it but I love the fact he didn't mention Brian when he was talking about his friends I legit laughed maybe I was the only one who noticed
I just came to the comments to see if anyone else noticedâŠ
Me too! Because Brian is a POS
@@ashwilliams6080 why? Was brian one of the "friends" that bailed on him when he was going through some shit?? Because they used to be so close. And when he didnt mention him I was thinking maybe thats why he didnt..
@@Beautiful_soul999 Yes, Brian was acting like it was a done deal and Chris must have definitely been guilty of all the bullshit without even asking him about it. He went on one of his many podcasts and just acted a fuckin fool.
Check out the road vlog over here. Hehehehehe.
Absolutely the funniest human alive . Made my fucking day âđ»
You know you've made it when you have the privilege of never missing a single podcast of Congratulation.
Hey you dropped thisâŠ.. **s**. Looks like it fell off the end there.
Having the internet means you've made it? Well spunk on my tip and crown me the prince.
Spunk it up. Uh spunk
@@tylertutt3141 Prince Tutt? Thatâs kind of a step down in life isnât it?
@@Manhandle730 Guy needs to THINK.. HARDER.
Let's get back to the Squid. The beak part.. I feel this way all the time! This a great way to get through the day! Everyone have a good day and be excellent !
You too man. Go medium and sometimes stay out.
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my takeaway from the ending is that the only people whose opinions of you matter are those that truly know the real you. all other opinions really are irrelevant and only fill your ego, not your heart. and that is fuckin' đŻ
It's crazy how much people just flocked to criticize this guy without actually knowing a thing, many people just heard rumors about him without even knowing him before the controversy. People love to see other people fall down, I'm guilty of the behavior myself I'm no saint. I'm going through a lot right now and I'm pretty scared of the future but hearing the stuff about his son's first time being at one of his shows really lifted me up. Spreading that type of honest positivity can help others get up out a hole as well.
When you talk about calvin and how much you love him and just how you speak about him in general I always think of him as a teenager discovering these videos and how loved he is going to feel.. so beautiful seeing you be so open and emotional and genuine with how much you care đ
I wish my son had the same from his dad, it really does get noticed by them when a parent truly cares about them or not.. you are an incredible dad chris
I LOVED hearing you talk about your family and that amazing moment. Very happy for you!
I gotta say, Chrisâs knowledge of video games is slowly growing and I have to give him major props for that..also writing this post made me realize I have no idea how to spell the word knowledgeâŠ.damnâŠ.
What game was that?
Dude, you make me cry in laughter, sadness, and joy. When you talk about therapy breakthroughs and your son, its awesome. Thanks for being so open and sharing so much because it gives me so much more than any other podcast.
This podcast is hitting all the feels lately. Thank you Chris!
My favorite one by Chris so far. The most hilarious and most emotional. Thank you Chris for these podcasts
OMG I was feeling kinda blah just now⊠and then got the notification your episode was ready and now I feel medium â€ïž thanks big guy
Stay out sometimes, Sarah!
@@rvosta2450 swats thatâs likeeeeeee
Told myself before i started this, i would drink every time Chris put on Renner. I am drunk 4 minutes in at 9AM. LIFE RIPS!!
these podcasts are going to be a fuckin goldmine for calvin one day.
having chrisâs version of the shark tank music stuck in my head made for a pretty chaotic sound track to my afternoon
I got a Go Medium hoodie and I want my money back. Cant even wear it at work it drips all over my computer. Sâ dangerous
I had a rough 2019-2020, that part about not wanting to tell your son that âI let the world get the best of meâ was the realest deal. 2 months before my son was born in Oct 2020 I faced those facts and youâre right, âitâs so much if you let it beâ. Life be Rippin now. My boy Carver gets to see his dad beakinâ the shit out of every day. Still waiting on the day he says âexcuse me dad.â Youâre an inspiration Chris. đđ»
He says "Let's get back to the squid." And then he actually starts talking about a squid! Haha!
Itâs always fun to look at the thumbnail and guess wtf the podcast is gonna be about and how Chris is going to tie in all those random images together coherently. Always a great moment when it all clicks.
Listening to you talk about life was really inspiring. I love listening to you ramble and jump from subject to subject but that actual piece of down to earth chatter, was really fucking cool.
Hey Chris. Just wanna say thanks for everything. My girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me a few days ago, and I've been really depressed lately. Watching your podcasts is one of the only ways I can actually laugh. Today's my 20th birthday and I had to spend it alone, but at least I got a congratulations upload. Yeah but it really sucks because I'm still madly in love with her and I don't think we're getting back together any time soon. She said she has to work on herself and idk how long that will take. Life rips but not right now man. Thanks for the present man.
Dude imagine this guy after a few Mayo-maysâŠ
The unspoken rules bit reminds me so much of Larry David, and especially after the last episode I canât stop picturing itđ thanks for making us laugh Chris. You get it
Wonder how Chris would do in his own Curb type show đ€ lol would probably be hilarious
He's an Italian Larry David
The fact that Chris knows the term "boss" in videogames just shows how far he has come as a gaming dork.
"That's how Steve Irwen died, I think maybe." đđđ Actually laughed out loud .
The most emotionally truthful episode yet. If you can't relate to this one, you are NOT your body OR your mind.
Chris Delia: " I wish I was care free, be care free, carefree is sexy"
Me: "Do you not watch your own podcast bro?" lol
I hope soon we get a podcast with his brother there always great!
"Let's get back to that beak" is the kinda philosophy I'm here for
The thing I love about Chris the most, is how much he loves his son. If you can hear me, Chris⊠believe it or not, that love becomes more intense as he grows. My son is 6 now. Your mind may already be blown, but prepare for it to be f**king atomised⊠and I really meant to swear.
The timing is just perfect, every time duuuude.
EHHHHYESSSSS DUUUDE !
Can't wait to find out what the fuck North Pole Johnson is đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Same! đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
@@enestahirovic3356 I look forward to it every episode haha seeing what the title is all about!!
I feel like, âyouâre shittin out fabric in The Mirageâ has never been said before in the history of ever.
42:28 YEEEEEEEEESSSS DOOOOOD!!! I spit my cigarette out onto the floor of my car @ âshittin out fabric at the mirageâ lmfaooo
The harder they fall was a really good movie in my opinion I love Western and These a list actors in the movie made it one of the Best Western movies in awhile.
The characters were based on real black cowboys, I didn't get it when he said something about black people trying to be white đ€·đŸââïž
It takes like 8 months to build a house, longer if you are working with a custom builder
That Shark Tank bit just fucking ENDED ME....tears down my face. YING-DING-DING-DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That dance went from cringe to laughing to the point of tears in 2 seconds. Thanks Chris!
Reconnect with ancestors:
Looking for someone to pour fish eggs into my mouth and share bone shavings with.
Do not contact me with unsolicited services or offers.
Are you sure you don't need some insane concoction?
That bit about the neon hair is exactly how I feel
You date people like that.
@@mildred714 uh no. How did you come to that assumption?
Man that was beautiful what he said about not giving up on comedy because of his son. đđŒđđŒ
I dont have one yet but I love this atitude.
Dude i just love your timing man.... literally just when i needed itđ„
One of the most interesting yet hardest podcasts to sit through. Looovovoveee iiit
WaitâŠ.whaaaaats hard about listening to our cult leader spew words out his blowhole? Party on Garth.
Here we go! After breakfast, of course. Itâs a very important meal.
Hey....
What?
Yum
Sheep
Reading that gave me a dyslexia induced stroke.
Eh sâforeign
Every episode of congratulations is more real then the last. its a silly goose time but then it hits you in the mindfeels
You're looking more like your pops everyday and Calvin is looking more like you everyday. He's gonna be doing podcasts next week!!! "Ahhhh ooowaaahh"
Went to a powerlifting competition wearing sorry strong guy
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That's awesome.
Chris really thought that âare you an NFT?â line was hilarious. Really funny bit overall, but you can tell he thought that line killed
that bit got me good
You wouldn't get it
So real, I love how he has phoenixed his career, it is well deserved and I hope he continues to grow đ„°
Love your stuff man. And am sincerely happy for your development.
As a Dane, itâs always trippy when you mention Denmark since weâre such a little tiny beta-country lol, but if you ever bring out With Chris internationally, Iâll be happy to show you around Copenhagen, itâs your vibe dude
Why call it a beta country?
@@LaddRusso91 itâs a play on Chris Deliaâs BETACON bruh
Must've been coincidental that Bob did a video just days prior before getting the booster about getting it and just passing away days after. Thank god he was protected from Covid though
It literally is
People are too scared to even conceive the gov even un-intentionally harming its own people. It's like they think adv3rse side 3ffects are not possible from taking it or at least, not to be spoken of because it would promote h3sitancy and we wouldn't want people to know the real rsks of taking it, now would we
I always love listening for where the title came from. It had me ROLLING!
Ok I just became the biggest fan. That life rant and how you have to let yourself feel things probably just changed my life.
Yup, time to stop self wallowing and get back to living. Thank you Chris
Time to make friends in the comments đ€đŸ
Beak it up
Life rips
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Just here to make some friends :)
I love hearing how much you love your family! It makes my heart happy that you are in such a good place! I love seeing you with Kristin and Calvin!
"i let people say and believe that im something that im not.....and i gave up, and when it comes to my son thats not an option"
POWERFUL
Got the Notification because I made friends with the bell
I can't believe he already finished Spiderman...sorry gamer guys.
LMAO The rock has an energy drink. It's called Zoa which is so close to what chris was joking about
52:57 was DEEP brother, I felt that. Life RIPS always, we fall down & we get back up, we pick each other up. OG fans will always have your back till the end âđ»
Your next special should be called Unspoken Rules
Chocolate croissants
"There's dance clubs for that!". đđ
DANCE CLUBS!!! AAAHHH HAAAA!!!!đ€
You're the best my little ADHD baby!
Chris, I am also a new father. My daughter was born a couple months after Calvin. I am so appreciative of the way you articulate these feelings and emotions that you have when it comes to your son. I am also in the middle of making personal changes because I know one day I am going to have to look at my daughter and explain why I made the choices I did. I guess what I am trying to say is thank you.
Yesss babies!!
This episode is đ„ bro, watch, it's gonna be controversial for a positive reason for once. Culture vultures took it in the booty during this entire episode đ€ŁđŻđ„
Wow what an amazing episode! Chris you honestly inspire me every day!
Thanks Chris i love a silly goose time and appreciate it when things get real honest
It was so âŠ.DELICIOSO đ€€
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MAKE FRIENDS IN THE COMMENTS!!!
HI. WHERE. ARE. YOU. *typing noises*
@@hyperbaroque SCOTLAND MY MANS đŽó §ó ąó łó Łó Žó ż
the fact that juanfyre put up the rockâs energy drink with âit did. march 2021â while chris says âhow did that not happen yetâ is so funny to me