South Park - Cartman Gets Crucified
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- čas přidán 14. 03. 2023
- The boys perform stations of the cross. Their performance ends with Stan and Kyle taking Cartman into the wilderness and leaving him on the cross so he can get the "nerection" which Kyle can give to his dad. Cartman desperately demands his friends to let him down but is left there for days.
Clip From S03E02 - Spontaneous Combustion - Krátké a kreslené filmy
starvin cartman
Bro 💀
I can’t breath 💀
Starvin Cartmin 💀
Lol new episode! 😅
No starvin cartman that's my peach cobbler
The fact Kyle is recreating something from Christianity when he’s Jewish 😂
Kyle should have been Jesus since Jesus himself was Jewish.
@@matt123411 no no, it was the Jews who helped crucify Jesus so it’s accurate to the text.
@@matt123411 you have a good point
@@matt123411 Yes but it's South Park, Cartman made a funny Jesus impression
Kyle couldn’t pass up crucifying Cartman.
"You ga, im really pissed off na" "get me down from nya" "ye and when I get down from na, im gonna kick you both right in the nyuts"
Lol
Dude literally turned into starvin Marvin
2:33
#Illrowchampbowyoufirit
1:02
"It's really hot right now" there's snow on the ground lmao
He has too much insulation from his blubber
Actually, there's a hole in the ozone layer due to everyone farting constantly
fr lol
it can be hot in snowy areas pal
Its on the mountains. So yes there is snow but it can get pretty hot.
Are we just not gonna acknowledge how fast Kyle was able to drag Cartman AND the cross out of the church super fast.
I saw that from the corner of my eye, and it startled me.
I love that they’re complaining about the weather being too hot while they’re surrounded by snow
Happens all the time brother. Snows a lot. Heats up. Snow doesn’t melt instantly.
It's global warming. The same thing that little Greta told the entire world to care and listen about it 😂
2:43 bro was like yaaa because he thought that Stan&kyle was food
@@qwerty112311and ya it because of that
And they’re both wearing winter clothes. 😆
Honestly, I wonder if Cartman's mom was actually worried when her son was missing for 3 weeks
She was probably so relieved from the absence of him that she forgot about him, lol
@joshuawhite3411 and did everyone in town meanwhile
There was much rejoicing.
She wasn't. It's just a cartoon and isn't real.
@@rex1085 I was kinda just thinking realistically, since most moms worry about their kids and how long they've been gone, especially in this situation. Now that you think about it, I have a feeling that maybe Stan and Kyle told Cartman's mom about the crucifixion thing and that's why Kyle says that she's not worried about Cartman
At least the real Jesus did not weigh 400 pounds 😂
Up your ass on broken glass
Up your a## with broken glass
“ Up your a** in broken glass!”
up your ahh is broken glass!
This spot looks good
It’s amazing that he didn’t freeze to death.
Especially when he lost all his fat insulation lol
don't worry, there was a hole in the ozone caused by everyone farting
"Get me down from myah"
Edit : thanks for 2 likes
“Yeuh, and when I get down from myeh, I’m gonna kick you both right in the nyuts “
"Get me down from nyah" 😼
@@Hamburguh10 Dude! You survived all this time and the fat stored up in your body?
“Yes and when I get down from myah imna kicks you both right in the Noots!”
"Not gonna be one of those people"
*immediately goes on to be one of those people* LMAO 🤦♂️
Bro lost his Big bones
💀
“It’s been very hot lately” it’s snowing 💀
Ok but why is he so cute when he's literally crucified and slowly starving to death 😭
Because you can't hear him
No way Cartman can be considered as cool
@zhongxina1667 yep not even close
He talks like how I think cats would talk if they could
A crown of thorns was placed on Jesus's head in Jesus was like thanks
🤣
Jesus was on the cross for 3 days
Meanwhile cartman was able to survive 3 weeks
A new record
Jesus was in the grave for three days, not on the cross for three days.
I think you mean 3 hours
@@jomonabraham82 oh well who cares, he survived longer than jeebus crusty sock. Thats all that matters
@@Marskirakun_PrimeSkill issue
To be fair, Jesus was hammered by his hands and feet, and that's what's killed him
Cartman was tied down
"starvin Cartman isn't real it can't hurt you"
Starvin Cartman :
2:42
2:36 "Get meh down from hyah"
"Hi Mom!" That made me laugh so much 😂
Kyle got some upper body strength for lifting up cartman
"when i get down from here i'm going to kick you both in the nuts"😂
1:27 reserected
The fact that cartman looked like starvin marvin at the end gets me every time😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This stuff is going to be gold for years!
It’s to hot out here yeah let’s go get some lemonade
They must really want him dead😂 the fact he manages to survive for 3 weeks is gold
Fun fact: this is how I lost weight, southpark taught me time fasting eats your fat stores, and the more fat you have the longer you can survive, hence I went on long periods of eating nothing to feasting then eating nothing for a long time, I dropped nearly from 210 lbs to 175 lbs and counting, my frame feels like it’s filled out more ironically.
Careful, you'll also lose muscle too, so eat protein and work out, cut the sugar tho
Also, you will lose energy if you starve yourself and be less active.
you lost water weight
Only starve yourself like that under the supervision of a doctor and while taking the appropriate vitamin supplements. Some guy lost 276 pounds doing this though en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast#:~:text=Scottish%20man%20Angus%20Barbieri%20(1939,Maryfield%20Hospital%20for%20medical%20evaluation.
This does work but losing muscle will make losing it again if you lapse even harder. The healthiest way to do this is eat protein and workout so your muscles can keep working for you passively.
How did he survive 3 weeks without any water?
Umm its a cartoon ?
Bro Kenny literally dies in almost every episode. How does this break your suspension of disbelief?
Bruh. Kenny literally cannot die and THAT'S what your confused about?
@@tshred666he just can't die
Water weight I reckon, stored fat and stored water
This is the first episode where Cartman is seen without his cap
I love how this was recommended to me TODAY of all days
If they used Kenny he'd have died within five minutes and ressurected by the following day.
The real Jesus also carried his cross up the hill
the real Jesus died drowning on his first attempt to walk on water.
@@adriaandoelman2577 Oh look edgy boy. You might get a kick out of saying "oh but he wasn't the son of god. You might be surprised to learn son of god or no Jesus of Nazareth was a real person and the romans did in fact crucify him and a lot of other people and part of that punishment is lugging the tool of your execution to your place of death.
@@simonnachreiner8380 don’t be so emotional sweetheart
@@adriaandoelman2577 Emotional? For you? Friend you give yourself to much credit. I'm just a big Roman empire nerd who finds edgy Atheism to be cringe crap dragged from the depths of 2015.
@@simonnachreiner8380 why does that make me an atheist? dont be so easy with your assumptions nerd.
there are 10.000 other gods to choose from.
like it or not, youre emotional sweetheart. 😄
When Cartman’s mum was happy to get rid of him 🤣 😂
“ that’s not your mum calling”
“Yes it is, you guys”
😆
Not quite what the church intended but then with South Park, it never is.
“Get me down from nya” “ima kick you both right in the nughts
“It’s too hot out here!” As there’s snow everywhere 😂
I'm surprised the cross could hold him
“I’m gonna kick ya right in the noits!”
You left out the best part!
"T! T is for the turtle!"
Bro tried to be starvin marvin
Ok its clear that God and Satan didn't want Cartman
Cartman: "Hi, Mom."
Final station: “Give us money.”
Not all churches are like this where they’re consistently greedy for the sake of it, btw; in 2 Corinthians 9:7, it states that the Lord loves a cheerful giver. Most churches want to beg for money to fund themselves, as is also the case with megachurches & their “pastors.” But giving honestly means you’re honestly blessed back, whether it’s more money in your paycheck, better health, or better relationships with friends & family. And I believe it; I do NOT believe in a church that takes from those less fortunate or takes advantage of actual God-fearing people.
This was my first South Park episode ever
My first was HUMANCENTiPAD
I'm surprised stan and Kyle can carry him all the way up a hill
I almost cant even blame cartman for the way he is now, imagine being up on a cross for 3 weeks by your own friends with no food or water or anyone to talk to
Worse thing is, not the first time he has been mistreated by them. Like in Cow Days Cartman gets threatened into riding a bull by Kyle because he wanted a Terrance and Philip dolls. The mechanical bull throws him onto an arcade machine and they dont ask him if he is okay, instead force him to ride a real bull, even throwing a snowball to make the bull go wild which gave Cartman amnesia (I want to point out Kyle straight up kicked Cartman's unconscious body to wake him up to get back on the bull). Either way THEY STILL MAKE CARTMAN RIDE THE BULL, EVEN WHEN TOLD THAT HE SHOULD REST. Also Cartman didn't know about this until the next day in which they were laughing at his confusion while playing with the dolls.
At least Eric losing weight
And Dies! 😎
I mean it really is impressive I mean his weight would work against him during crucifixion
"T is for Turtle!"
- Officier Barbrady
They missed officer Barbrady's scene XD
His momma forsaken him 😮😅.
I was 10 years the first time I watched this in the 90's and the ending was the funniest thing I had ever seen
Damn, damn as of the fall is that so Jesus Christ
Am I the only one who was expecting him to say "oh god these thorns are real!"
Historically correct with Kyle
Wow. Cartman’s fat saved him.
I think Jesus would agree that once he was nailed to the cross, things had indeed gone from weak....to super weak.
He talks so cute!
Get meh down from heyr nawn made me laugh to desth😂😂😂
And on the third day, Cartman Christ arose from the dead in Hell where he had been scorched as a crispy critter, so that if you would just believe in his authoritah you will not be forced to go through all that afterlife stuff that sucks and isn't cool.
How does he still have a double chin even after starving for 3 weeks 😂
eric at the end is hands down one of the funniest moments in all of south park
"Im goonu kick you guys in da noots" 😂
"Big bones", my ass!
I wish you had concluded the part where Chef takes Cartman down. Oh well, you can't have it all.
I miss Chef….
"I got some bad news for you.
It's really gonna piss you off"
When you realize this was the closest Eric was to actually die
This is proof that Cartman is stronger the Jesus
Bull cart man is more restarted then Timmy 😂
What ep?
Season 3 episode 2
Hi mom 😂
2:34 starvin cartman
Of course Kyle is the Pharisee…
Lamb hell more like a heard of cattle
Bro, just wiggle free
When I get down form now
The Real jesus did not wait 400 pounds
Happy Easter
The early season of South Park was funny than now
0:10 and 1:59 this makes me laugh
This Is Brilliant. XD
Kenny should have been Jesus
2:42 At least he lost weight
"Didn't you read the bible"
Said the jew
I don't see how this is appropriate I'm going to laugh 😂
cartman is thin starvin
* Cartman cries on the cross and eats burger*
That excuses all of Cartman's murders an evil deeds. They seriously tried to murder him. I forgot about that.
0:17 the way the people twist there heads💀
That diet was really affective on him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine if they still left him to die on the cross.
What do they mean it's hot. They're in cold weather and there is still snow 2:15
Damn cartmen lost some weight-
Also cartman you can just get out of there your hands are tiny right you can get down by yourself
Aw the hi mom
Cartman Fasting
“you GAIZ! I’m seriousleh! Gitmedaunfrum hyea! Keenih? Steen?
Kyahle?
2:10
The saddest part is how their action were more motivated by childish ignorance, nowadays Kyle would just leave cartman tied to a pole just for spite/ a cheap laugh.
Dud he didn’t say the right line Jesus says and he didn’t even get beaten with real weapons that’s how it supposed to work bro
How karmacly correct
Aw man, least the real Jesus didn't wait 400 lbs 🤣☠️
up your a is broken glass
This spot looks good!
Which episode is this from?