Russell Howard's Good News - Series 6, Episode 3

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  • čas přidán 9. 06. 2024
  • Russell looks at Simon Cowell's beauty regime, a city in Italy that's banned people from dying and the greatest eye witness to a fire... ever. Ain't nobody got time for that.
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  • @ourladyofnerddom1798
    @ourladyofnerddom1798 Před 6 lety +168

    Love how Russell becomes increasingly British around his dog...

  • @alexd9597
    @alexd9597 Před 2 lety +28

    u can always tell when someone's got a real connection with their dog. Everytime i see this, it makes me so happy. Look at Russell, he stops giving a shit about his guest, about the crowd, he's just playing with his dog now.

  • @tubeyoukonto
    @tubeyoukonto Před 7 lety +112

    The moment he saw his dog, the guest became invisible and the show ended :D
    too much love for the puppy

  • @mothiestman4995
    @mothiestman4995 Před 6 lety +170

    I just witnessed the birth of not one, but TWO memes... Good God...

    • @tazdivil6527
      @tazdivil6527 Před 3 lety +16

      Which ones?
      I know "Ain't nobody got time that!" but what's the other one?

    • @Maknassar
      @Maknassar Před 3 lety +11

      Koala

    • @freaksh0560
      @freaksh0560 Před rokem +1

      What a spectacle, what a monumentous occasion!

    • @Claire-px3cd
      @Claire-px3cd Před rokem +1

      I wonder if sml with Cody and ice cream got idea from the lady with popsicles

  • @BigRookTrucking19
    @BigRookTrucking19 Před 3 lety +22

    22:53 SMASHER!!
    Fucking hilarious way to say hi to your dog 😱🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadowwolf12398
    @shadowwolf12398 Před 3 lety +43

    Lol imagine that guy who can’t stop laughing at a funeral

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Před 2 lety

      Based on his wifes reaction it might be his soon

    • @Demon-ft1th
      @Demon-ft1th Před 6 měsíci

      @@SamuelBlack84 Rumour has it he laughs even in death "Here lies Mr- does anyone hear laughing?"

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Před 6 měsíci

      @Demon-ft1th I would laugh to if I could take a few others with me 😄

  • @StrandedInADream
    @StrandedInADream Před 6 lety +40

    Aww. I had a Jack Russell. He was adorable just like like Archie. Miss him

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun Před 2 lety

      My "Mama Biyatchi," was half Jack Russell, half Beagle. She was a lovely lady, lovely mum.

    • @ZeroThe0ne
      @ZeroThe0ne Před 2 lety +1

      my wee Pupper was a Jack Russell terrier. she was old when we adopted her ( around 13) and passed when she was around 19 when she passed. I miss her everyday but I have her ashes in a necklace. rip baby!

  • @lilgoldenbuddy
    @lilgoldenbuddy Před 6 lety +43

    He was so cute with his dog!!!

  • @fionnmurphy8962
    @fionnmurphy8962 Před 7 lety +55

    the guy with "the angriest eyes" looks like every guard from oblivion. just think about it. do a side by side comparison

  • @MrOistan
    @MrOistan Před 7 lety +45

    11:50.. THATS MY BLOODY HOME TOWN!! AND IM ASHAMED

    • @guldahl9810
      @guldahl9810 Před 6 lety +3

      Dont fuck with Lerkendal, FERDIG SNAKKA

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 Před 6 lety +3

      You bone Lerkendal, not the other way around 😂😂😂

    • @catchingtheshot1333
      @catchingtheshot1333 Před 3 lety +3

      Dont touch that bridge lmao

  • @jojoduck757
    @jojoduck757 Před 2 lety +6

    "I order you not to die"
    scientest: Omg what an amazing idea, why didnt we think of it
    Death: Oh fucking shit, guess I got to come another time

  • @thomasnolastname8734
    @thomasnolastname8734 Před 2 lety +5

    That Taiwanese medicine brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "tough bollocks"

  • @glennaschulz9956
    @glennaschulz9956 Před 2 lety +7

    Absolutely adore the way your introduction video to the show unfolds. You ducking this and that, waving at Pailin, climbing the coins, all of it. Gonna take a few looks to enjoy all the dif things going on. Very creative team! ;D
    During another of your all-time bestest jokes, I was quite pleased with how smoothly, casually, you slipped in a solid old-fashioned necrophiliac joke! Bravo Russ, and Team. Nothing beats a psychotic twist to sprinkle a little cinnamon on your toast.
    Plus I don't know whom I love more... the wasted giggling grandad, or the fire lady who "ain't got time for this"? Do know I won't be forgetting her song any time soon! ;D

  • @molly.dog8brooke792
    @molly.dog8brooke792 Před 2 lety +5

    He changed as a person for a few minutes there with his dog. Broke character- AND IT WAS ADORABLE!

  • @OGimouse1
    @OGimouse1 Před 6 lety +6

    "You'll fit in nicely here" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @goburr1649
    @goburr1649 Před 2 lety +1

    this....this is nostalgia for me im 24 now. this was bbc three magic.

  • @CharleyWales1999
    @CharleyWales1999 Před 2 lety +6

    4:32 It's utter madness to think this man is now our Prime Minister...

  • @2254narken2254
    @2254narken2254 Před 7 lety +2

    I remember these stories on equals three a few years back

  • @CharleyWales1999
    @CharleyWales1999 Před rokem

    My favourite ever episode of Good News! 😍😂

  • @CharleyWales1999
    @CharleyWales1999 Před rokem +2

    13:03 - 14:45
    Timestamp for the greatest ever moment on Good News 😂

  • @lukeypup95productions53

    Sweet Brown: "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!" 😂

  • @tornadotaylor8956
    @tornadotaylor8956 Před 3 lety +2

    15:18 my English teacher has ran the london marathon.

  • @paulbanton
    @paulbanton Před 7 lety +12

    Scene around the 5:50 mark reminds me of an old joke my mate would tell .. It was a number of years ago ..
    ____
    In a South African business' toilet one could often find a situation where the managing director and the cleaner are standing at the same urinals ..
    And the managing director just happens to look down and he is absolutely fucking knocked out .. "My God Josiah" .. he said .. "Where did you acquire such an incredible weapon" ..
    "Well" .. Josiah Said .. "my Mummy used to take a piece of string and and a very heavy stone .. She tied one end of the string to the end of my thing and the other end to this heavy stone .. And it went stretchy .. It went way way down"
    "I can see that" the MD said .. "I'm forced to have a go myself"
    Their paths don't cross for a few weeks .. However when they do Josiah's eyes light up .. "Hey, Hey .. How is it going?"
    "Well.." the MD says .. "You could say I have got half way .. The fucking thing has gone black"
    ____
    Apologies if anyone finds it offence .. But the scene reminded me of the joke ..

    • @paulbanton
      @paulbanton Před 7 lety +3

      Great seeing these old episodes again ..

    • @lynngiesbrecht910
      @lynngiesbrecht910 Před 6 lety +1

      I've seen a similar story where the guy used this therapy to try to cure his prostate cancer!! Also, I've seen a story somewhere else where a town made it illegal to die, but I don't know if it was the same town or not.

  • @DariyusKabraji
    @DariyusKabraji Před 6 lety +5

    Simon and Jeremy Clarkson are the same age. Makeup artists working overtime

  • @aphyTTR
    @aphyTTR Před rokem

    Oaft. That 'Its not all Doom & Gloom' was one that hit me right in the gut.

  • @cheyennebrennan966
    @cheyennebrennan966 Před 3 lety +4

    Sweet Brown AND Archie in the same episode?! 💖💖💖

  • @markshaw270
    @markshaw270 Před rokem +1

    Can you take her with you
    HAHAHAHA😂

  • @elizamccroskey1708
    @elizamccroskey1708 Před 2 měsíci

    10:45, a bit of foreshadowing there Russell😊

  • @guibredacalixto9086
    @guibredacalixto9086 Před 2 lety +3

    Still remember watching this in bbc 3 🥲🥲🥲

  • @pheonixfire9517
    @pheonixfire9517 Před 3 lety +3

    I always wondered were 'aint nobody got time for that' came from..

  • @aprildawnsunshine4326
    @aprildawnsunshine4326 Před 4 lety +7

    3:15 that instinct is "leftover" from needing to regularly check for parasites, which you still need to do in some parts of the world without water sanitation, because sometimes you look and writhing shit worms are crawling up your arm! #canabiscogitation

  • @BonJody
    @BonJody Před 2 lety +2

    That dog is doing agility, mine is playing with an empty toilet tissue roll. She has loads of toys, she just loves anything made of some kind of paper.

  • @rambojambo3738
    @rambojambo3738 Před 7 lety +4

    I check my shit to make sure everything came out okay. it's instinctive. animals check their shit too. just something I've noticed.

  • @starmaker72
    @starmaker72 Před 6 lety +1

    you wanna die of laughter
    14:08

  • @oliviagyles692
    @oliviagyles692 Před 3 lety +2

    4:20 croydon! Jesus coming after my home town

  • @cameronjohal6105
    @cameronjohal6105 Před rokem

    Paul macaffery is had the best stand up actually if the series

  • @rambojambo3738
    @rambojambo3738 Před 7 lety +13

    russel got a nice body:)

  • @niceguymemer
    @niceguymemer Před rokem

    anyone know the name of the song thats playing during the its not all doom and gloom bit?

  • @JC-km5xw
    @JC-km5xw Před 3 lety +4

    Can you take her with you?😂

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 Před 3 lety +4

    No pun intended, but on the surface..." construct a cemetery "? It's usually just a grassy field, sometimes with a fence and/or landscaping. I mean, it's not like you are putting in electrical lines and plumbing.

    • @water9892
      @water9892 Před 2 lety +1

      dead bodies deserve electricity and running water too! #rigormortisrights

    • @Harrylechat01
      @Harrylechat01 Před rokem

      Really? Our village cemetery has overhead lighting and several taps dotted around so that people can fill containers to water their loved ones' flowers. TBH I can't recollect being in one, in France, that did at least have taps and drains.

  • @1nfinitune533
    @1nfinitune533 Před 3 lety +1

    12:24 Looks like the arrow is pushing him down

  • @anaferguson2500
    @anaferguson2500 Před 4 lety +2

    Omg I love penguins!!!!

  • @Spidey-eq1eh
    @Spidey-eq1eh Před 3 lety +2

    5:11 5:29 5:56 6:17 6:59
    I MUST KNOW THE NAME OF THIS EXERCISE!!!!!!!

  • @ItIsWhatItIs8120
    @ItIsWhatItIs8120 Před 2 lety

    Yeah right the koala did it trust me ?!Lmao

  • @maxkennedy7430
    @maxkennedy7430 Před 2 lety

    We need to steal Pingu!

  • @tobiastm645
    @tobiastm645 Před 4 lety +1

    Oh god

  • @emiliedyson5960
    @emiliedyson5960 Před 2 lety

    That guy is literally uncle Albert from Mary poppin's

  • @MC-nw9on
    @MC-nw9on Před 6 lety +3

    Naked Russell yes thank you

  • @CainXVII
    @CainXVII Před 3 lety

    Why are the ads always in such bad places... Totally destroys the timing

  • @shaezartsy978
    @shaezartsy978 Před 7 lety +4

    And that everyonebis russel howards v-line

  • @demonqueen26
    @demonqueen26 Před 4 lety +2

    ...where was that country again?

  • @ChaosHusky
    @ChaosHusky Před 3 lety +1

    Wow, the old shots of the internet (t'internet) takes me back.. Just found out that Claire apparently had taken some amphetamine based stimulants, called Jack3d, a performance enhancing drug. This apparently had a role in the heart attack she suffered whilst running for charity just a mile from the finish line!

  • @spongefam3424
    @spongefam3424 Před 7 lety +3

    Isn't this a old episode?

    •  Před 7 lety +4

      yep, 4/5 years old more or less

    • @spongefam3424
      @spongefam3424 Před 7 lety +2

      Filippo Alfarè Lovo I thought so lol

  • @davidhooper8268
    @davidhooper8268 Před 2 lety

    My cousin's names Monty so in a show him this

  • @james.6933
    @james.6933 Před 6 lety

    Holy fuck

  • @sianharry9861
    @sianharry9861 Před 2 měsíci

    Nobody ain’t got time for that

  • @jorgeperezmore5051
    @jorgeperezmore5051 Před rokem +1

    footballers smarter hahahhahahahhaha news in the uk are trully comedy! Regards

  • @brettgofgosky1911
    @brettgofgosky1911 Před 8 měsíci

    Maybe the laughing guy is kamals harrisses father😂😂😂

  • @brettgofgosky1911
    @brettgofgosky1911 Před 8 měsíci

    Kamala Harris, you know the cackling vice president of the United States 😮

  • @owentandy5742
    @owentandy5742 Před 3 lety

    If a koala dribbles on an open wound it can lead to chlamydia.

  • @archiebrown2005
    @archiebrown2005 Před 2 lety

    IM CALLED ARCHIE

  • @lynngiesbrecht910
    @lynngiesbrecht910 Před 6 lety +2

    The koala peed on Liam and there wasn't any need to not include that fact at the end after they had their fun!!

  • @kimanh-ls4kl
    @kimanh-ls4kl Před 3 lety +2

    The bad silk continuously flow because british acly crush following a venomous hacksaw. hilarious, loose coach

  • @hopeflaggs8623
    @hopeflaggs8623 Před 2 lety

    The uninterested pancake summatively wriggle because underclothes antenatally paint pro a conscious sleep. hard, fuzzy hook

  • @DiamondBones007
    @DiamondBones007 Před 2 lety +1

    I didn't rewatch the end, I'm going to leave it at that is a girl who collapsed during a marathon, so now people have donated half a million dollars to her so she doesn't have to join only fans? lol