Some people survived cancer, some gave birth, some saved a family from a burning building but above all this ONE MAN solved a puzzle in a game, beat a pretend boss and got some imaginary e-peen points. All hail king phail.
Does DSP think that beating a modern video game is an accomplishment? They’re not arcade games from 1990 designed to be as hard as possible to take your quarters. The only people who don’t beat modern video games are people who don’t have time because they have a job and kids.
@@Filip_Agrippa My life would blow DSP's mind. Work 7am - 7pm (work from home, but busy basically the entire day except for 1 hour lunch and two 15 min breaks). Not only do I have time to play video games (almost beat elden ring DLC, and also play SF6, T8, and/or other games with friends), but I also go out with my friends, hang out with my wife at least 1 hour every day (not including when she goes out with me or we play games together), cook every day, clean up after dinner every day, play with dogs every day, do laundry every 2-3 days, and clean up other shit every week or so when it gets dirty/messy. That's only days that I work, obviously my days off I have a lot more time to get more shit done, spend more time with wife, etc. (Oh yea this also includes waking up, brushing my teeth, and whatever else DSP considers "work"). Don't get me wrong, I'm not bragging about this. This is normal adult shit... DSP's time is like his money, WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE DO WITH IT? None of his explanations make any sense.
One compliment is worth 100 insults to a narcissist. That's why he doesn't see what's really happening. The interview is gonna be one of the best things we've seen.
Man, I'm punching air after hearing about the kino casino interview coming up! Phil is gonna run rings around PPP with his superior intellect. I hope the Casino survives.
Phil eats like a person who hasnt ever been taught how to eat properly. I bring the food to my mouth. Phil puts his head down to the plate. He eats like an animal.
Imagine Phil, and he other lolcows as the Muppet Show,.... Kino Casino is the Statler and Waldorf of that show, they spend money on those box seats, just to troll.
The platform that Kino Casino uses is owned by an actual casino in order to advertise gambling streamers. Spending money on stupid internet nonsense is part of the culture
What is up with Phil and antiquated language? Some words fall out of usage due to them making you sound like a complete idiot, razz has to be high on that list.
Has anyone else noticed how much he knew about the unsolicited and donated webcam compared to the mini PC that also got donated, which he did not have a clue about! Very suss. 🤔 😂
Kino casino appearance isn't happening since there are too many clips now where everyone brings up how PPP and Warski are ironic. And this whole arc is so unbelievable that I genuinely thought he is just trying to milk some donos from Kino Casino watchers. With him being fully aware those are troll viewers from the start. But when I think about phil executing a plan like this I also find it unbelievable so I am back to being stumped.
Isn't it amusing that Phil wants to collab with drama creators again? Also I thought he was mr. I'm too busy to do anything in my free time, but he can show up on a random stream on Kick of all places.
I think his resilience is actually stubbornness and belligerence. He paints it as determination but any reasonable person recognises that it's a case of laziness or delusion
If Phail's mid-life crisis soliloquy was delivered by a detractor as part of a parody video, it would go down as one of the finest pieces of media in our space. Coming from Phail, it reveals the galaxy-sized lack of self-awareness he labours under. I'd feel bad for him if he didn't dig his own hole.
1:54 I don't know if it is because ALT got into the groove of NES championships game, but this is probably an SSS rank on disaster stream speedrun. The clock showed negative time from start of the podcast.
The way Phil hovers over his food and shoves it into his face, reminds me of a weak inmate eating.. Like he better get it down before someone takes it from him.
how did you guys not figure that DSP going to kick is he building for his political show? clearly he want to start streaming there so he is building to that, and he doesnt care who he uses to get audience there. so he is using him to kick start his kick tour.
every human I have ever seen eat corn eats it horizontal, even my 2 year old niece ate it horizontal when given to her without seeing anyone else eat it lol. he just kept shoving it in there inhaling it. Watching him eat is vile
They secretly hate him for whatever reason. And anyone who's ever hated Jim has always been revealed to have something disgusting going on behind the scenes. Just throwing it out there 😅
@@user-dh9mw8mh3tAndy doesn’t have anything against Medicare, or at least used to. PPP has the biggest hate boner for him you can imagine, second to maybe only Jersh
@user-dh9mw8mh3t nah Andy's a goofball but even he doesn't hate Jim. PPP said he's happy Jim has cancer and went full passive aggressive Karren on him. I wish I could remember the video. It was during the time when KAP was making the fake Metokur videos.
It time DigitalScreamingPrimate's mid-life crisis pity party at: 7:05. Beg ups, Sir Insider, Sir Mob & Sir of the Dead. #IngridAndChuAreTheRealCornerAngels
Remember the hidden puzzles in the GBA Pokémon games? Those also had obtuse riddles requiring to do not-so-specific things with HM moves you might’ve overlooked. And if that wasn’t difficult enough, the riddles themselves were in _braille_ without any hints. Pokémon is a kid’s game, Phil. And they figured it out back then.
Imagine keht being on her death bed with a head cold, having to put up with this clown acking to the heavens at a kick stream at 2am? Also i love how his fake being sick voice is just him trying to larp using a shitty fallout ghoul impression
DSP said he glad he didn’t do the Mike Clum documentary because Mike was doing a doc on EDP and doesn’t want to be associated with that. But at the same time he will allow anyone on his stream as long as they don’t act up there. He allows anyone on except for when he doesn’t. I don’t get the logic.
This thing with Kino Casino is gonna be what breaks him when it comes all the way around. Its gonna be like Highschool again. "HEY! Phil with the oddly-shaped head, c'mere. Sit at our table!" 🤭 watch this guys... "Hey, Phil, I over-heard you talking about how school sports a scam and the Prom is a shakedown and anyone who goes is a mouth drooling moron... you wanna explain that to us, its sooo interesting. You are so right 🤭🤭🤭🤭 "We think you should be Valedictorian cus you gotta be the smartes guy in the whole school." 😂🤣😂😆🤣 Wow guys I thought you didn't like me. Cool! Hey Mom I finally made some friends! He is gonna climb a clocktower with a highpower when it all comes down.
I have basic b!tch 120mb internet, basic b!tch modem. No pro series buisness equipment. I live in a trailer... a METAL BOX. Its on the floor in the corner behind my TV. I can be out on the lake fishing, at least 75 yards away and still get a signal consistent enough that music doest switch to the phone service. I am sure his Nintendo Switch would work in the house with 2 modems and powered signal boosters in the snort fort. If Kat can get up them stairs, Comcast can.
No one has clipped any of that Dhalsim gameplay cause it was just that boring. Only 524 people have watch the first part, and the second part only has 1000 views because of all the clippers and restreamers going there to dunk on it.
With Phil and Kino Casino it's like Eight Crazy Nights and Phil will see in his dented mindset he is Whitey and the Kino guys along with us are like Adam Sandler, so sad and pathetic because he will say about Whitey thats me fr fr
Dear Phil: i beat Riven when i was 9. Please send me a lifetime achievement award
But did you hit master in SF6 when you were 9? These are the qualifiers.
But did you beat Elden ring?
Come back when you get 4th place at EVO kid!
How about a spoon? 🥄
Some people survived cancer, some gave birth, some saved a family from a burning building but above all this ONE MAN solved a puzzle in a game, beat a pretend boss and got some imaginary e-peen points. All hail king phail.
Phil's daily wrap was like a kid trying to convince his mom he's sick so he doesn't have to go to school.
Uses a 3rd party(non-Nintendo) Ethernet adapter, then blames Nintendo. Lol
makes no research on anything, doesn't try anything without being goaded by chat, sounds like fightcade again
Does DSP think that beating a modern video game is an accomplishment? They’re not arcade games from 1990 designed to be as hard as possible to take your quarters. The only people who don’t beat modern video games are people who don’t have time because they have a job and kids.
We all do it faster than him even while working 9 to 5
Not to mention all the guides he uses. Lol
@@Filip_Agrippa My life would blow DSP's mind. Work 7am - 7pm (work from home, but busy basically the entire day except for 1 hour lunch and two 15 min breaks). Not only do I have time to play video games (almost beat elden ring DLC, and also play SF6, T8, and/or other games with friends), but I also go out with my friends, hang out with my wife at least 1 hour every day (not including when she goes out with me or we play games together), cook every day, clean up after dinner every day, play with dogs every day, do laundry every 2-3 days, and clean up other shit every week or so when it gets dirty/messy. That's only days that I work, obviously my days off I have a lot more time to get more shit done, spend more time with wife, etc. (Oh yea this also includes waking up, brushing my teeth, and whatever else DSP considers "work").
Don't get me wrong, I'm not bragging about this. This is normal adult shit... DSP's time is like his money, WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE DO WITH IT? None of his explanations make any sense.
From the way Phil's teeth is lookin Sam might make some bank
One compliment is worth 100 insults to a narcissist. That's why he doesn't see what's really happening. The interview is gonna be one of the best things we've seen.
DSP - It's not my responsibility what my community does.
Also DSP - IF YOU MADE A TIHYDP, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SWAAHHTTTING ME!
Man, I'm punching air after hearing about the kino casino interview coming up! Phil is gonna run rings around PPP with his superior intellect. I hope the Casino survives.
all that gaming achievment.... whilst AHPERATING A HOUSEHOLD!!
Phil eats like a person who hasnt ever been taught how to eat properly. I bring the food to my mouth. Phil puts his head down to the plate. He eats like an animal.
How funny would it be if Keem forced him to do an apology video to avoid legal action lol
I can’t believe that Kino had significant dentractors in their audience to give Phil money.
They financed a little hangover vacation
Imagine Phil, and he other lolcows as the Muppet Show,.... Kino Casino is the Statler and Waldorf of that show, they spend money on those box seats, just to troll.
The platform that Kino Casino uses is owned by an actual casino in order to advertise gambling streamers.
Spending money on stupid internet nonsense is part of the culture
@@VersaceJesus I get it. He is a monkey and he will dance for that cash. But you instantly become a dent if you give the guy anymore iTunes money.
Phil started a joke which started the whole world laughing
But He didn't see that the joke was on him
So by his logic Hitler would've been welcome in the chat as long as he kept the "other" stuff strictly in real life.
Canadian kkkirk is still very much welcome in hie chat
if he tips sure
What is up with Phil and antiquated language? Some words fall out of usage due to them making you sound like a complete idiot, razz has to be high on that list.
Stop razzing him
Razzing moment
He hung out with his only 2 friends and picked up their mannerisms. His parents
Has anyone else noticed how much he knew about the unsolicited and donated webcam compared to the mini PC that also got donated, which he did not have a clue about! Very suss. 🤔 😂
Kino casino appearance isn't happening since there are too many clips now where everyone brings up how PPP and Warski are ironic. And this whole arc is so unbelievable that I genuinely thought he is just trying to milk some donos from Kino Casino watchers. With him being fully aware those are troll viewers from the start. But when I think about phil executing a plan like this I also find it unbelievable so I am back to being stumped.
Couldn't watch the stream but at least that means I can skip the Lovecraftian eating sessions I can feel coming
Phil is resilient like Herpes is resilient and no matter how much you want him to go away he just keeps popping back up.
Modern internet has not been able to find a cure for DSP
Calling DSP the court jester of the internet is very generous because even the court jester has a job and a purpose in the court
Isn't it amusing that Phil wants to collab with drama creators again? Also I thought he was mr. I'm too busy to do anything in my free time, but he can show up on a random stream on Kick of all places.
I think his resilience is actually stubbornness and belligerence.
He paints it as determination but any reasonable person recognises that it's a case of laziness or delusion
Booooo Kino Casino. Warski is a joke ever since "we will defend ourselves".
39:19 DSP isn't resilient, he is defiant and obstinate
This guy touched the bottom of his bare foot and then continued to eat with his hands during the corn and chicken meal…actually repulsive.
Father Time really did come for him 😂😂😂
Phil's aunt saved his life by giving him gout and thus making it too painful to drink excessively!
“Resilient” is his attempt to put a positive spin on “pigroach”
If Phail's mid-life crisis soliloquy was delivered by a detractor as part of a parody video, it would go down as one of the finest pieces of media in our space. Coming from Phail, it reveals the galaxy-sized lack of self-awareness he labours under. I'd feel bad for him if he didn't dig his own hole.
1:54 I don't know if it is because ALT got into the groove of NES championships game, but this is probably an SSS rank on disaster stream speedrun. The clock showed negative time from start of the podcast.
1:30:13 - ALT went to call Meerkat as Phil, but caught himself.
The only thing Phil has achieved in 16 years is being stuck on the tutorial level.
The way Phil hovers over his food and shoves it into his face, reminds me of a weak inmate eating.. Like he better get it down before someone takes it from him.
how did you guys not figure that DSP going to kick is he building for his political show? clearly he want to start streaming there so he is building to that, and he doesnt care who he uses to get audience there. so he is using him to kick start his kick tour.
every human I have ever seen eat corn eats it horizontal, even my 2 year old niece ate it horizontal when given to her without seeing anyone else eat it lol. he just kept shoving it in there inhaling it. Watching him eat is vile
wait, ive been taking a break from the amberverse since OKC. This is fucken nuts
This is a kino style show style 😂
Kino should bring in a guest for DSP. Mr. Mee Tooker
They secretly hate him for whatever reason. And anyone who's ever hated Jim has always been revealed to have something disgusting going on behind the scenes. Just throwing it out there 😅
@@SSZaris Andy maybe. PPP had an infamous interview which showed he loves daddy jim like you won't believe.
@@user-dh9mw8mh3tAndy doesn’t have anything against Medicare, or at least used to. PPP has the biggest hate boner for him you can imagine, second to maybe only Jersh
@user-dh9mw8mh3t nah Andy's a goofball but even he doesn't hate Jim. PPP said he's happy Jim has cancer and went full passive aggressive Karren on him. I wish I could remember the video. It was during the time when KAP was making the fake Metokur videos.
@@SSZaris speaking of KAP, whatever happened to him? After the Ethan Ralph one he kinda went dark. Which is a shame because his vids were funny ag
It time DigitalScreamingPrimate's mid-life crisis pity party at: 7:05.
Beg ups, Sir Insider, Sir Mob & Sir of the Dead.
#IngridAndChuAreTheRealCornerAngels
It genuinely blows me away by how lazy phil is. You mean to tell me he couldn't throw a frozen pizza in the oven when your wife is sick
Phil essentially states his 'place of business' is a safe space for pdfiles and se-harassers.
There's just something uncanny about Phil's face in the intro
Phil isnt a villain hes public enemy #1
Most (un)wanted
3 hours this week!? 😁😁😁
The word of the month is... Razz! 🎉
late style show for me style
Romance Katherine
LIMB
Yes i agree
Those keys jingling will look so weird in 60fps...
PPP looks like John candy mixed with Strong Guy from X Factor
Remember the hidden puzzles in the GBA Pokémon games? Those also had obtuse riddles requiring to do not-so-specific things with HM moves you might’ve overlooked. And if that wasn’t difficult enough, the riddles themselves were in _braille_ without any hints.
Pokémon is a kid’s game, Phil. And they figured it out back then.
Imagine keht being on her death bed with a head cold, having to put up with this clown acking to the heavens at a kick stream at 2am?
Also i love how his fake being sick voice is just him trying to larp using a shitty fallout ghoul impression
Such meaningful kahtent as aways
Reproducing is actually hard for some people.
DSP said he glad he didn’t do the Mike Clum documentary because Mike was doing a doc on EDP and doesn’t want to be associated with that. But at the same time he will allow anyone on his stream as long as they don’t act up there. He allows anyone on except for when he doesn’t. I don’t get the logic.
DSP eats corn 🌽 on a cob rotisserie style
1:12:17 The Michael Jordan of E-Begging
This thing with Kino Casino is gonna be what breaks him when it comes all the way around. Its gonna be like Highschool again.
"HEY! Phil with the oddly-shaped head, c'mere. Sit at our table!"
🤭 watch this guys...
"Hey, Phil, I over-heard you talking about how school sports a scam and the Prom is a shakedown and anyone who goes is a mouth drooling moron... you wanna explain that to us, its sooo interesting. You are so right 🤭🤭🤭🤭
"We think you should be Valedictorian cus you gotta be the smartes guy in the whole school."
😂🤣😂😆🤣
Wow guys I thought you didn't like me. Cool!
Hey Mom I finally made some friends!
He is gonna climb a clocktower with a highpower when it all comes down.
I have basic b!tch 120mb internet, basic b!tch modem. No pro series buisness equipment. I live in a trailer... a METAL BOX. Its on the floor in the corner behind my TV.
I can be out on the lake fishing, at least 75 yards away and still get a signal consistent enough that music doest switch to the phone service.
I am sure his Nintendo Switch would work in the house with 2 modems and powered signal boosters in the snort fort.
If Kat can get up them stairs, Comcast can.
@2:41:53 : It time GRUG eat
I don't get it 🤷🏼♀️
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11:07 - Goutum Entanglement
Kino Casino has reacted el crimson king's pandalee hospital animation. I'm sure they'd react to more historical Phil...
Waiting for the 24 hour stream soon
No one has clipped any of that Dhalsim gameplay cause it was just that boring. Only 524 people have watch the first part, and the second part only has 1000 views because of all the clippers and restreamers going there to dunk on it.
DSP Space Gaming Space Real
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With Phil and Kino Casino it's like Eight Crazy Nights and Phil will see in his dented mindset he is Whitey and the Kino guys along with us are like Adam Sandler, so sad and pathetic because he will say about Whitey thats me fr fr
Phil you are someone who, damn I'm impressed.
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