Proof Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affairs / manbo-p

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  • čas přidán 19. 02. 2017
  • Japanese musician, manbo-p.
    Vocal : GUMI
    Music : Yoh Takahashi
    【twitter】(Japanese): / takahashi_manbo
    【instagram】 (English) : / manbop_takahashi
    Illustration : Tsukasa Ryugu
    【twitter】 : / manbou_ane
    【Website】:manbo-p.com
    【Manbo-p Store】:manbo-p.booth.pm/
    【Spotify】:open.spotify.com/artist/3TZxC...
    【Google Play】:play.google.com/store/music/a...
    【Apple Music】: / %e5%ae%b6%e3%81%ae%e8%...
    #vocaloid #ボーカロイド #manbop
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  • @manbo-p
    @manbo-p  Před rokem +1460

    マンボウPです。僕の代表曲である「粘着系男子の15年ネチネチ」の小説版をこちらで無料連載中です!ぜひ読んでみてください!kakuyomu.jp/works/16816452219867217357

    • @imdeaf8851
      @imdeaf8851 Před rokem +13

      Главный герой похож на меня

    • @user-qh7yk3fb2n
      @user-qh7yk3fb2n Před rokem +17

      たまたま見たら17時間前?!

    • @rninrnin
      @rninrnin Před rokem +11

      読みます( ´ཫ`)読みます( ´ཫ`)絶対読みます( ´ཫ`)

    • @alikhanzarubay5215
      @alikhanzarubay5215 Před rokem +3

      can someone tell me the translation pleaseeeeeee

    • @statz3697
      @statz3697 Před rokem +6

      @@alikhanzarubay5215 I put in Google translate so it might be wrong but it said Sunfish P. The novel version of my representative song "Adhesive Boys' 15 Years Necinechi" is being serialized here for free! Please read it

  • @viniciuspontaroloflorencio2937

    She: Will you marry me?
    He: Geometry Time

    • @dayesdesigns7049
      @dayesdesigns7049 Před 4 lety +186

      he geometry timed the marriage in half

    • @Megaswaglord
      @Megaswaglord Před 4 lety +109

      @@dayesdesigns7049 he geometry timed the money after the divorce in half 🤣😢

    • @Yellow_Beatle
      @Yellow_Beatle Před 4 lety +3

      vinicius pontarolo florencio de faria смешно

    • @NezoIsTaken
      @NezoIsTaken Před 4 lety +9

      *I NEED SOME PERSONAL SPACE FOR ME AND her*

    • @BAIDEA
      @BAIDEA Před 4 lety +1

      @@Yellow_Beatle ГЕОМЕТРИ ТАЙМ

  • @barnet285
    @barnet285 Před 4 lety +29295

    Child: How did you meet Mom?
    Dad: Geometry.

  • @anhnguyenduy8903
    @anhnguyenduy8903 Před 6 měsíci +770

    "The reason I got into mathematics was so I could find the shortest distance to you"
    Mathematician rizz

    • @P_I_G_G_A
      @P_I_G_G_A Před měsícem +35

      Even tho in this video the most basic geometry is used, this line goes hard af

    • @azmua861
      @azmua861 Před dnem

      up

    • @cookeyd5984
      @cookeyd5984 Před 7 hodinami

      Bro is a Rizzmatician

  • @panlis6243
    @panlis6243 Před měsícem +361

    Not gonna lie. A rom-com/slice of life type of story about a dude who tries to solve every problem with geometry sounds like a pretty good idea for an anime

    • @KarkatMaritime
      @KarkatMaritime Před měsícem +5

      Я подумал точно так же.

    • @redcowboys3167
      @redcowboys3167 Před měsícem +30

      Not really geometry but "Science fell in love so I tried to prove it" kinda follows what you want.

    • @user-qb3gm4pu2m
      @user-qb3gm4pu2m Před 27 dny

      Its so funny for real

    • @gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg
      @gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg Před 26 dny +1

      mangakas, start making notes

    • @alysiannnn8274
      @alysiannnn8274 Před 25 dny +6

      ​@@redcowboys3167loved that manga, it's essentially two math majors rizzing each other up

  • @dudeman4514
    @dudeman4514 Před 4 lety +2361

    "The only reason i got into math was so i could find the shortest distance to you"
    I seriously wanna use this pickup line but i suck at math

    • @mamozanettin
      @mamozanettin Před 4 lety +33

      I seriously wanna use it but I have others that take priority

    • @sleepybutter9549
      @sleepybutter9549 Před 4 lety +64

      I am sort of good at math so I guess I could use it. But I'd probably stutter before even saying the second word.

    • @itsme8049
      @itsme8049 Před 4 lety +10

      Im good at math but I think it is so embarrassing.... and in fact, finding the shortest distance for 2 points doesn't need to learn math at all. Just draw a line that connects those 2 points.

    • @Alex-xp8wl
      @Alex-xp8wl Před 4 lety +8

      Well maybe just change it to "The only reason i try geometry is to find the shortest distance to you"

    • @FPSGuy100
      @FPSGuy100 Před 4 lety

      Bruh just take the derivative, it’s easy

  • @kirisunayay548
    @kirisunayay548 Před 4 lety +2614

    So this what japanese people use to show students how symmetry is done

    • @aditijoshi7850
      @aditijoshi7850 Před 4 lety +25

      Kirisuna Yay this comment is so damn underrated 😂 I’m dying rn
      Edit: Wait, you just posted this yesterday. Makes sense why it has less likes.

    • @rotten6253
      @rotten6253 Před 4 lety +41

      Damn no wonder there grades are so good

    • @ExAltioras
      @ExAltioras Před 4 lety +20

      -death the kid has entered the chat-

    • @Jerry_licious
      @Jerry_licious Před 4 lety +6

      Apparently superior to how many other countries do it.

    • @jonathanlionel8745
      @jonathanlionel8745 Před 4 lety +7

      True im from japan and my teacher show this to the class

  • @paralosity9234
    @paralosity9234 Před měsícem +109

    Can’t believe our maths teacher actually showed us this 😭😭💀

  • @user-ov4op3fz9g
    @user-ov4op3fz9g Před rokem +1241

    「ケーキがぐちゃぐちゃだから」てことをわざわざ歌詞に入れることで全く乙女心分かってないこと表現するの好きなんだなぁ

  • @thecatalyst473
    @thecatalyst473 Před 4 lety +3338

    “Ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of cake”
    I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

    • @oddhuman5801
      @oddhuman5801 Před 4 lety +24

      The Catalyst more likes for you

    • @eluclid
      @eluclid Před 4 lety +14

      Everytime i look at his comment it makes me chuckle

    • @tsuumiki-tc6fi
      @tsuumiki-tc6fi Před 4 lety +6

      こにちわ🙃😒😒

    • @Mewongus
      @Mewongus Před 4 lety +8

      @@tsuumiki-tc6fi こんにちは

    • @myluciusdemon
      @myluciusdemon Před 4 lety +2

      So u mean that ur chubby?

  • @covertboat3876
    @covertboat3876 Před 4 lety +1841

    "The reason I got into mathematics is so I could find the shortest distance to you"
    im crying

  • @kaidearc8159
    @kaidearc8159 Před 3 měsíci +30

    the one time where a childhood friend won

  • @user-vo8ty4mn2k
    @user-vo8ty4mn2k Před rokem +384

    数学試験の途中で解く方法を知る問題が全くなくて悩んでいたが、この歌が浮かび上がったおかげで作図問題全部正解で解けた問題がカバーされて間もなく無事通過したのでありがとうございます

  • @axehew
    @axehew Před 3 lety +8364

    I love how he messed up the cake and immediately tried erasing his whole childhood

  • @ameliemaynard4217
    @ameliemaynard4217 Před 4 lety +2677

    ok but can we appreciate whoever did the subtitles

  • @sugokuhigasi
    @sugokuhigasi Před 6 měsíci +181

    "丸を書く"道具であるコンパスを差し出すの、マジで天才の発想だと思う

    • @user-ou7zf1pm5b
      @user-ou7zf1pm5b Před měsícem +2

      どうゆうことですか?

    • @sugokuhigasi
      @sugokuhigasi Před měsícem +7

      @@user-ou7zf1pm5b最後らへんの「好きだと言った」に対して、「答えは1つ」でコンパスを差し出す
      →告白にOKの返事
      という解釈です(あくまでも私の)
      めちゃ洒落てて好きだなという⋯⋯

    • @user-bz3sh5os3g
      @user-bz3sh5os3g Před měsícem +2

      その解釈めっちゃ好き

    • @user-ou7zf1pm5b
      @user-ou7zf1pm5b Před měsícem +1

      @@sugokuhigasi あー、そうゆうことですか!めっちゃ納得です。

    • @NN-ex4hc
      @NN-ex4hc Před 20 dny +1

      最高の解釈

  • @user-xu8jf1pn3w
    @user-xu8jf1pn3w Před rokem +662

    答えが女の子の髪飾りについてる「三角」でも「バツ」でもなく「マル」なのが最高にエモい

    • @user-oj8lt5sn1l
      @user-oj8lt5sn1l Před 4 měsíci +63

      めっちゃ昔のコメントに返信するのもアレだけど最後にコンパスを差し出す行為が丸を描くコンパスだからこそYESっていう答えになるのかぁって一人で余韻に浸ってた

    • @user-mv2ez1bt3k
      @user-mv2ez1bt3k Před 4 měsíci +27

      @@user-oj8lt5sn1l全然関係なくて申し訳ないんやけど、まだ聴いてる人居たんだと思って嬉しくなった()

    • @user-js1yb6vp8t
      @user-js1yb6vp8t Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@user-mv2ez1bt3k もっと関係ないワイが北まだ聞いてるやで

  • @aknowleadge4787
    @aknowleadge4787 Před 3 lety +9615

    My mom said everyone had a beautiful side
    I guess I’m a circle.

    • @dandelionfieldss
      @dandelionfieldss Před 3 lety +1657

      That means you have infinite positive sides!

    • @riccipeasy
      @riccipeasy Před 3 lety +948

      @@dandelionfieldss such a positive thinker

    • @eliezioneto8054
      @eliezioneto8054 Před 3 lety +815

      @@riccipeasy that's his mom with a fake account

    • @SunshineRey
      @SunshineRey Před 3 lety +549

      You’re not a circle, you’re a sphere, cause no matter where we look, you always look nice.

    • @eliezioneto8054
      @eliezioneto8054 Před 3 lety +355

      @@SunshineRey now that's just his mom

  • @histerya
    @histerya Před 3 lety +1905

    pov: you took the phrase "what you learn in school will serve you in the future" very seriously by applying math in any situation in your daily life

    • @ryanrydander1595
      @ryanrydander1595 Před 3 lety +70

      As weird as it sounds, I find applying math where it isn't necessary to be somewhat relaxing

    • @hu3bman
      @hu3bman Před 3 lety +3

      LMEO

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 Před 3 lety +7

      He can do it just he did it the wrong way around... should have used his skills to find the perfect gift for her... like yk a geometric item in maybe a perfectly symmetrical box

    • @alcejaylos.4257
      @alcejaylos.4257 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ryanrydander1595 Well, yeah, maybe 'cause it's never wrong

    • @TheOne-jm6tg
      @TheOne-jm6tg Před 3 lety +7

      Well if he takes it seriously, in math there is a thing called “optimal stopping point” so theoretically he should apply that to his relationship and seek other girls to compare to determines his “optimal stopping point”

  • @Are3.14
    @Are3.14 Před rokem +3025

    As someone who got romantic relationships destroyed because of liking physics, geometry, math, microbiology and chemistry, i can say this song is truly awesome

  • @user-ig9um2uc9o
    @user-ig9um2uc9o Před 7 měsíci +134

    最後に告白して女の子がコンパス(丸を書く)拾って
    こちらこそ みたいな感じなのほんと好き

  • @CroqueNWO
    @CroqueNWO Před 3 lety +18234

    "The only reason I got into math was to find the shortest distance to you"
    Every nerd now has a godlike pickup line holy shit this is good

    • @bonusducks2.03
      @bonusducks2.03 Před 2 lety +1763

      i got another pickup line for you. I heard you like bad boys. Well, I'm bad at everything.

    • @fayolbien8889
      @fayolbien8889 Před 2 lety +1218

      Even Gravity will not discover, I will still fall for you.

    • @RancidKari
      @RancidKari Před 2 lety +345

      @@fayolbien8889 god tier shit bro

    • @rabidporcupine0
      @rabidporcupine0 Před 2 lety +610

      @@bonusducks2.03 *Winks with both eyes*

    • @komishouko8740
      @komishouko8740 Před 2 lety +81

      @@rabidporcupine0 its a bruh

  • @zacks_wack
    @zacks_wack Před 4 lety +3393

    "ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of it myself"
    Omg I can't

    • @greenpanda575
      @greenpanda575 Před 4 lety +2

      Turtle Boi200 lol

    • @ms.violet7930
      @ms.violet7930 Před 4 lety +27

      And with the expressions facr he made😂

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 Před 4 lety +79

      _"She offered half but I already ate 80% of it so I'm good."_
      **insert guy looking at butterfly meme**
      Me: Is this a Chad?

    • @user-cy1bk3eg5u
      @user-cy1bk3eg5u Před 4 lety

      Heh

    • @WildHeart378
      @WildHeart378 Před 4 lety +6

      This man has the same seduction level as mine

  • @user-in3cw4uu5b
    @user-in3cw4uu5b Před rokem +153

    最後の君への最短距離を見つけるためだったんだっていう
    一途で純粋な思いが好き

  • @potatoman79
    @potatoman79 Před rokem +90

    この曲なぜか半年に一回おススメに出てきてそのたびに見るけど
    毎回 最初カオスだな~って思って最後泣くの何なんだろう
    年中行事みたいになってる

  • @milese1671
    @milese1671 Před 4 lety +782

    What if you were crying on a bench but your best friend said
    *Geometry Time*

  • @hayato.-7253
    @hayato.-7253 Před 3 lety +3279

    Friend: Hey can you give some advice on how to get a BF/Gf?
    Me: Yeah, *Geometry*

  • @Cartoonari
    @Cartoonari Před 2 měsíci +21

    Unironically showed this to my geometry teacher who showed it to all his classes 😭

  • @longforari
    @longforari Před rokem +1506

    Imagine a guy eats most of the cake he got you, destroys the only piece he had left for you and because you were sad about it he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids then randomly jumps out a bush and tells you he loves you. This romance is kind of a horror movie from the girl's perspective.

    • @maalikserebryakov
      @maalikserebryakov Před rokem +179

      He has a decent face so its not a horror at all
      it’s all looks bro
      I must now meditate to cope with this most unfortunate remembrance of
      the brutal blackpill

    • @zappy2073
      @zappy2073 Před rokem +1

      @@maalikserebryakov jesse what the fuck are you talking about

    • @putrievonyhabibah_kimia7191
      @putrievonyhabibah_kimia7191 Před rokem +255

      It's because they're childhood friend so they knew each other character and also already like each other maybe?

    • @PadaV4
      @PadaV4 Před rokem +368

      Imagine your childhood friend who you like, being a dumb*ss and destroying the piece of cake you wanted to eat together with him. Which makes you leave him alone in disappointment. And than because your relationship isn't going very well in his eyes, in grief he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids, which you see and take off running and crying(because you like him), and than he runs after you, to find and comfort you and declare his love for you and you forgive him for being a dumb*ss because you actually like him.
      If ripping up a photo and destroying a cake is horror to you than you are living a super sheltered life.

    • @maalikserebryakov
      @maalikserebryakov Před rokem +61

      @@PadaV4lmao
      *guy eats cake he gave*
      girl: *drops to the floor and throws her hands up to the heavens and wails in anguish*

  • @humuhumu3069
    @humuhumu3069 Před 3 lety +4078

    man, these song titles are starting to become light novel titles

    • @akiferensenel7120
      @akiferensenel7120 Před 3 lety +42

      Lol ı came here thinking the same shit xD

    • @FishyFish223
      @FishyFish223 Před 3 lety +103

      Its not “starting to become” if the video is 4 years old.

    • @DEV-rw7eu
      @DEV-rw7eu Před 3 lety +11

      "My wife is ghost" manga or music?

    • @humuhumu3069
      @humuhumu3069 Před 3 lety +33

      @@DEV-rw7eu honestly, you could have told me they are both a song and a manga and i wouldn't even bat an eye

    • @afterl3931
      @afterl3931 Před 3 lety +3

      same i click here just because that

  • @dudamesh9541
    @dudamesh9541 Před 4 lety +4631

    The real reason he ate 80% of the cake was he tried to cut the cake in half but ended up ruining the cake and he left only the best part for her.

  • @user-odsn
    @user-odsn Před 3 měsíci +29

    気づいたら海外を中心にバズってていつの間にか2000万回再生が目前でビビった
    懐かしいのに今聞いても心に響く最高の曲だ…

  • @toasst_.
    @toasst_. Před rokem +84

    This unironically helped me learn math better than school

  • @xhosag2862
    @xhosag2862 Před 4 lety +738

    Ok but can we just appreciate the multicolored subtitles?

  • @limitless_j
    @limitless_j Před 4 lety +37602

    "The only reason I got into math, was so I could find the shortest distance to you"
    That shit hit different

  • @user-js1yb6vp8t
    @user-js1yb6vp8t Před 2 měsíci +23

    主人公は数学が好きだから運動神経はそこそこなのか多分女の子は運動が得意、だから追いつけなかったし筋肉の力で壁を壊したのか

  • @KAITOgarerian
    @KAITOgarerian Před 6 měsíci +37

    ボカロで覚える書下ろしなのに恋愛ソングかつネタを入れるの個性出ててすこ

  • @petermarsella6537
    @petermarsella6537 Před 4 lety +3539

    Cooking
    Recipe: cut the onion in half
    Him: *G E O M E T R Y TIME*

    • @aygunlek3734
      @aygunlek3734 Před 4 lety +10

      Im mindblown. How to actually do this?

    • @beam3932
      @beam3932 Před 4 lety +16

      @@aygunlek3734 i'm sure there's a geometric construction for a bisctor of a circle

    • @insanity4981
      @insanity4981 Před 4 lety +5

      @@aygunlek3734 with Tales's teorem

    • @Cattoh
      @Cattoh Před 4 lety +25

      Mark two points in the circle
      Grab a compass and do two circles each centered on its own side
      Then with a ruler draw a line that crosses straight from the intersecting points
      AND BAM! A PERFECT HALF CIRCLE!
      Squidward: Do it again, show your process

    • @insanity4981
      @insanity4981 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Cattoh I think you can't pick 2 random points
      Edit: I was wrong,I searched for that solution and I found this; czcams.com/video/kGz_7OcU4EM/video.html

  • @maxwellmybeloved
    @maxwellmybeloved Před 4 lety +2135

    BRO THE PERSON WHO DID THE LYRICS ARE JUST PROFFESIONAL

  • @yakky8744
    @yakky8744 Před rokem +23

    彼女強すぎて草

  • @kaimaylez2269
    @kaimaylez2269 Před rokem +104

    This is such a masterpiece. I accidentally clicked on this video(my first vocaloid) but thoroughly enjoyed every second of it. Everything is so fun. He seems such a fun and hilarious friend. I love obvious chaos.? The music, the art, the characters and the M A T H
    I'm definitely gonna rewatch it a lot

    • @mangoloverr
      @mangoloverr Před rokem

      ive rewatched it too much now but its soo good🥲😿

  • @katie1925
    @katie1925 Před 3 lety +3049

    Plot twist: he only wanted the earings

  • @lytea5787
    @lytea5787 Před 4 lety +1695

    “Damn girl that a fine diamond shaped earring lemme do some math on it”

  • @naterhythm
    @naterhythm Před měsícem +5

    ...then i got divorced...
    GEOMETRY TIME

  • @Brunoki22
    @Brunoki22 Před rokem +69

    I gotta give whoever made the subtitles some special credits. They match the video perfectly! I almost couldn't even tell they were youtube subs all along!

  • @wow-cn2ed
    @wow-cn2ed Před 3 lety +4493

    him: **eats 80% of the cake**
    also him: ThE pErfect giFt

  • @MT--ug5ji
    @MT--ug5ji Před 4 lety +1376

    Normal people flirting: You look cute.
    The guy in the video flirting: W H A T B E A U T I F U L L Y S H A P E D E A R R I N G S

    • @MT--ug5ji
      @MT--ug5ji Před 4 lety +29

      Netheryk The girl seemed very disturbed by it tho- but I’m not saying you’re wrong,your interpretation is fine with me

    • @austintan9265
      @austintan9265 Před 4 lety +24

      Netheryk I think y’all are both right,
      It is indeed a smart compliment to praise her taste and all at first, but the guy continued to praise ONLY the earring by saying how it is such a “perfect” shape. The flirt basically diverged from her to the earring.

    • @miumiu39
      @miumiu39 Před 4 lety +7

      @@jakubpluhar4914 Ok but if a person walked up to you and said "Nice earrings look at their diamond shape with the parallel sides and the perpediculars bisect each other" you would be creeped out too!

    • @real_guy3630
      @real_guy3630 Před 4 lety

      GEOMETRY TIME

    • @elcaliguladelplata3798
      @elcaliguladelplata3798 Před 4 lety

      28 574B VV0UND5

  • @chocoweida
    @chocoweida Před rokem +38

    I love this song mv so much, like i love the fact that the color scheme for the entire thing is in cool colors, like pretty much the only non-cold color is the one red pen shown in like one scene in the climax, i also love the fact that you can understand the entire concept of the song just by the art on the video(though some lines like when the protagonist compares his math skills to the girls with animals might not be that understandable) and also the fact that in the cool colors in the mv,the blue is the main one,probably because both the protagonist and the girl hair is blue, just a different shade, and also one small thing is the fact that you can clearly see the protagonist and girl personality just by their designs/poses really shows what character design+poses can do.
    Conclusion: i would watch a series with this same color scheme+art style even if it was the worst series ever put into this galaxy.

  • @user-bo7vj1il2o
    @user-bo7vj1il2o Před 7 měsíci +12

    0:10のギター?の入りが格好良すぎる

  • @bisexual_bicycle8719
    @bisexual_bicycle8719 Před 3 lety +3069

    "Dad can you help me with home-"
    "GEOMETRY TIME!"

  • @sisamkhanal8232
    @sisamkhanal8232 Před 2 lety +10623

    the fact that the handsome kid's face is literally has golden ratio is just hilarious

    • @BuddinGHP
      @BuddinGHP Před 2 lety +351

      Ball Breaker.

    • @no-112
      @no-112 Před 2 lety +213

      @@BuddinGHP I am extremely glad I'm not the only one who thought of this lmao

    • @PotyGames
      @PotyGames Před 2 lety +37

      @@BuddinGHP lol i tough the same

    • @d4_kun567
      @d4_kun567 Před 2 lety +63

      Lesson 5

    • @hp640.
      @hp640. Před 2 lety +58

      @@d4_kun567 jojo fan spotted

  • @JuuzouRCS
    @JuuzouRCS Před rokem +211

    This is the ultimate musical masterpiece that no composer can ever nor could ever hope to surpass. Just accept this truth and praise this glorious piece!
    Edit:
    This actually made me cry after finishing watching it...

    • @metactal
      @metactal Před 10 měsíci +1

      ...what

    • @e.c.h.o._
      @e.c.h.o._ Před 8 měsíci +2

      the emotional damage scales with number of past traumas
      and with that conclusion I can say it's same for me

    • @06faisolsehbakor34
      @06faisolsehbakor34 Před 7 měsíci

      I also cry while watching this too.

    • @tqnmayy
      @tqnmayy Před měsícem

      This song is really good but there are many other Japanese music as good as this one or even better.

    • @tqnmayy
      @tqnmayy Před měsícem

      What made you cry though? There's nothing really sad going on but just cute lil story of a couple.

  • @loleczek4014
    @loleczek4014 Před 7 měsíci +25

    after 3 years im comming back here just to tell that this song give me motivation to learn math

    • @loleczek4014
      @loleczek4014 Před 5 měsíci

      20 likes dayum

    • @loleczek4014
      @loleczek4014 Před 2 měsíci

      @randomaccount2448 Anime girls irl are like 0 : something it is just a error who doesn't exist man

    • @boomerangcowboy5801
      @boomerangcowboy5801 Před 2 měsíci

      Same, turing love too

    • @loleczek4014
      @loleczek4014 Před 2 měsíci

      @@boomerangcowboy5801 yee bro

  • @purpleimpostor575
    @purpleimpostor575 Před 3 lety +3081

    Me trying to draw straight lines: 〰️
    My teacher: ➖

  • @kn-jt9dj
    @kn-jt9dj Před 2 lety +6374

    I like how this guy uses the most elaborate ways to cut things in half

    • @llama6394
      @llama6394 Před 2 lety +290

      It's the only way

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat Před 2 lety +456

      in perfect halfs!
      also love that its basically his only solution to every problem

    • @kn-jt9dj
      @kn-jt9dj Před 2 lety +409

      @@MouseGoat You gotta find your girl?
      GEOMETRY TIME
      Some dude is stealing your chick?
      GEOMETRY TIME
      You need to share a piece of cake
      GEOMETRY TIME
      It's honestly why this is one of my favorites in my mixtape. No matter the situation, this guy always finds a way to solve it by using a compass

    • @Metallicity
      @Metallicity Před 2 lety +65

      @@kn-jt9dj Need to share that cake slice between three people? ORIGAMI TIME
      (seriously, trisecting an angle is impossible with the compass and straight edge from the video, but fairly simple in geometric construction by folding paper)

    • @dandirasuandar2599
      @dandirasuandar2599 Před 2 lety +13

      @@Metallicity thats cake mate, not a paper 😂

  • @c0rrupt.1nk_
    @c0rrupt.1nk_ Před 6 měsíci +11

    whenever i have a problem in life i'll shout "geometry time" from now on

  • @LittleBlackKittyCat
    @LittleBlackKittyCat Před rokem +6

    How my teachers expects me to use maths

  • @mizilix3648
    @mizilix3648 Před 4 lety +14969

    "Dad, why is my sister named Rose?"
    "Because, your mom like roses, son"
    "Thanks, Dad!"
    "You're welcome *Geometry Time* "

    • @lman2710
      @lman2710 Před 4 lety +50

      Learn some english please

    • @paolahernandez1752
      @paolahernandez1752 Před 4 lety +838

      L man dude just enjoy the joke

    • @chrishansen1842
      @chrishansen1842 Před 4 lety +495

      @@lman2710 he was correct though? He was just missing a single s far as I know. What's the deal?

    • @user-sj9gz7pr3l
      @user-sj9gz7pr3l Před 4 lety +47

      Chris Hansen he wasn’t though, the whole thing was full of spelling and grammar mistakes 😅

    • @mizilix3648
      @mizilix3648 Před 4 lety +110

      @@lman2710 what kind of mistake did I do?

  • @somebodyimnot6193
    @somebodyimnot6193 Před 3 lety +3890

    Parents get divorced
    The lawyers be like: *GEOMETRY TIME*

    • @thedirtyratboi8538
      @thedirtyratboi8538 Před 3 lety +22

      Nice

    • @mechatech9897
      @mechatech9897 Před 3 lety +178

      I won't let that happen!
      Differentiating divorce....
      Closed integration of love.
      Perpendicular bisection of divorce papers.
      Done! A loving couple has been saved.

    • @smugqing5164
      @smugqing5164 Před 3 lety +23

      @@mechatech9897 Genius

    • @bobasaursquared1633
      @bobasaursquared1633 Před 3 lety +3

      SomebodyImNot pog

    • @diaxola
      @diaxola Před 3 lety +26

      "Make a line in the child to cut it in the half... and... of fuck"

  • @TZMYT
    @TZMYT Před 10 měsíci +8

    bros got that ultimate rizz
    he rlly said "the reason I got into mathematics was so i could find the shortest way to you"

  • @whatthepick
    @whatthepick Před 7 měsíci +6

    When Math almost ruins and saves your life countless times!

  • @thatoneguy9780
    @thatoneguy9780 Před 3 lety +19176

    The childhood friend is temporary but *math* is *eternal*

    • @thatoneguy9780
      @thatoneguy9780 Před 3 lety +579

      Eternal because of *you*

    • @swiss_cheese_0167
      @swiss_cheese_0167 Před 3 lety +87

      @@thatoneguy9780 cringe

    • @thatoneguy9780
      @thatoneguy9780 Před 3 lety +702

      @@swiss_cheese_0167 you were probably more cringe when you were 5

    • @kyryzard
      @kyryzard Před 3 lety +356

      yes, the mental abuse to humans is everlasting

    • @creationterminator
      @creationterminator Před 3 lety +80

      @@thatoneguy9780 it's indeed cringe, your reply on this comment

  • @mon-jp8jt
    @mon-jp8jt Před 4 lety +3736

    I thought this was gonna be deep, cute and symbolic, but instead
    *I got math*

  • @IgnisToast69
    @IgnisToast69 Před rokem +22

    I love when he said "It's Geometry Time!" And then Geometried all over the place

  • @user-gn3wx2sv9e
    @user-gn3wx2sv9e Před 10 měsíci +15

    歌詞の中に、僕の数学力をペガサスとすると、
    君はさしずめ粘液を放つ可愛い虫ってあるけど
    褒めてんのか貶してんのかどっちだよって笑って
    しまったw恋をすると馬鹿になるのはホントでしたw

  • @nikman1331
    @nikman1331 Před 4 lety +7097

    5 minutes of this taught me more about geometry than 5 years of high school

  • @beDongbebong
    @beDongbebong Před 3 lety +2773

    Kid: "how was i born, dad?"
    "use a compass to draw a circle centered on her"

  • @Honeylemon27514
    @Honeylemon27514 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Euclid: I fucking proud of you son!!

  • @kae_911
    @kae_911 Před 10 měsíci +4

    MV凝ってて好き....

  • @GoliathOblivion
    @GoliathOblivion Před 4 lety +2672

    "The reason I got into mathematics was so,
    I could find the shortest distance to you..."
    I almost cried, well I already cried of laughing before, but now for a different reason

    • @maddisonpena8787
      @maddisonpena8787 Před 4 lety +7

      Same here bro

    • @neocornio
      @neocornio Před 4 lety +29

      2x+4a(6y)=she not love you :v

    • @ashleey5614
      @ashleey5614 Před 4 lety +4

      @GoliathOblivion what reason then?👀

    • @Fate025
      @Fate025 Před 4 lety +44

      Wait isn't that the perfect pick up line for a Math Majors geek?

    • @thirdhand4780
      @thirdhand4780 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Fate025 r/holup

  • @jeano7684
    @jeano7684 Před 3 lety +1961

    what I learned from this video:
    -how to neatly divide stuff in half
    -people's faces can be The Golden Ratio
    -don't apply math to love

    • @sarahmellinger8125
      @sarahmellinger8125 Před 3 lety +120

      *-apply math to love

    • @bowlinbowlinbowlin
      @bowlinbowlinbowlin Před 3 lety +87

      **-always apply math to love

    • @magicalmegan
      @magicalmegan Před 3 lety +82

      * * *-apply math to everything

    • @magicjelly4766
      @magicjelly4766 Před 3 lety +73

      * * * *-always apply math to everything

    • @MyndMaori_Ch-ID
      @MyndMaori_Ch-ID Před 3 lety +11

      I don't like math but somehow I can easily understand math compared to my friends, what should I do ? It's like i don't fall in love with that girl but I can understand her feeling towards me and understand all the signs she showed, but I don't love her and i don't wanna hurt it

  • @Someone-ov1ro
    @Someone-ov1ro Před 5 měsíci +6

    One of the rare few not depressing Vocaloid songs out there

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 Před 10 dny +1

      Vocaloid: either cloyingly sweet or megabummer depressing.
      This song: *SAKAZU DA-!!*

  • @cammahas
    @cammahas Před 9 měsíci +56

    別れる時と仲直りする時の作図の仕方が同じなのなんか好きです

  • @user-suhoishisemaithi
    @user-suhoishisemaithi Před 4 lety +1134

    _人人人人人人人人人_
    > 作 図 だ <
     ̄Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄

  • @rjuice2832
    @rjuice2832 Před 2 lety +6102

    Found this song while searching "how to do geometry construction". Learned more here than my whole math class itself.

    • @salariedcrane4798
      @salariedcrane4798 Před 2 lety +58

      Same

    • @subratsekharsahoo6340
      @subratsekharsahoo6340 Před 2 lety +83

      Oh boy...then you came to the right place🙂

    • @Stelterna
      @Stelterna Před 2 lety +36

      My friend is going into honors geometry next school year, so if she ever needs help…

    • @saki.susaki
      @saki.susaki Před 2 lety +19

      My summer math class just started geometry construction and I was reminded of this video. So happy I first learned about this from here 😂

    • @mi-chan5385
      @mi-chan5385 Před rokem +7

      totally the truth

  • @ujjawalchauhan2859
    @ujjawalchauhan2859 Před rokem +4

    6 years and still a perfect music video

  • @sharp_blade98
    @sharp_blade98 Před 19 dny +3

    顔面黄金比めっちゃ好き

  • @ahblyat4296
    @ahblyat4296 Před 4 lety +1460

    Me and my brother fighting on a bag of chips
    Me: *G E O M E T R Y T I M E*

    • @acekotana4425
      @acekotana4425 Před 4 lety +82

      Pro tip:
      If you're sharing a lays chips bag with someone, split it in half and give them the upper part, this way you still get 100% of the ships and its only 99% air

    • @ahblyat4296
      @ahblyat4296 Před 4 lety +5

      @@acekotana4425 lmao

    • @arandomcake1805
      @arandomcake1805 Před 4 lety +5

      i would use it on my brother

    • @coccinellecoccinelle3568
      @coccinellecoccinelle3568 Před 4 lety +1

      🤣

    • @mackenziechin3667
      @mackenziechin3667 Před 4 lety +6

      Kotana_ "oh yeah, this is big brain time"

  • @68m8rz
    @68m8rz Před 3 lety +2586

    how can a song make you laugh, cringe and cry so well all at the same time

    • @ruthymariecleator9298
      @ruthymariecleator9298 Před 3 lety +43

      Why cringe idk-

    • @faesahl
      @faesahl Před 3 lety +182

      @@ruthymariecleator9298 Lmao the perfect golden ratio guy scared me

    • @extramochi3513
      @extramochi3513 Před 3 lety +40

      Ikr 😂 it made me cry but not cringe tho

    • @anssa6163
      @anssa6163 Před 3 lety +13

      @@ruthymariecleator9298 i guess because its a song about geometry idk

    • @catchy9665
      @catchy9665 Před 3 lety

      Ye lol

  • @user-mimitya
    @user-mimitya Před 6 měsíci +4

    久しぶりに聴きにきたけどやっぱめっちゃ良い曲やん...

  • @amira-zx6nz
    @amira-zx6nz Před 8 měsíci +9

    中学の時この曲聴いて出来るようになったからまじで助かった

  • @translarrybutz
    @translarrybutz Před 4 lety +1719

    I had this song stuck in my head during a maths test and got 97%
    I had activated geometry time

    • @k0shie110
      @k0shie110 Před 4 lety +53

      That is so cool

    • @samanthamcgregor8965
      @samanthamcgregor8965 Před 4 lety +118

      congratulations! you have unlocked the "genius weeb" title

    • @translarrybutz
      @translarrybutz Před 4 lety +40

      @@samanthamcgregor8965 its an honour

    • @rahmanhakim944
      @rahmanhakim944 Před 4 lety +39

      @@samanthamcgregor8965 I got 100% on the mid semester test because this song stucked on my head lmao

    • @unluckyghxst-boy1857
      @unluckyghxst-boy1857 Před 3 lety +15

      It's the power of GEOMETRY TIME

  • @NatiiixLP
    @NatiiixLP Před 2 lety +3740

    How is it possible that Vocaloid music videos have more character development than most TV shows after 5 seasons?

  • @ss-ci8ge
    @ss-ci8ge Před 8 měsíci +8

    くっそ懐かしい

  • @xyyxyxxy1616
    @xyyxyxxy1616 Před 22 dny +5

    3:30. Does someone that draws straight lines that straight even need geometry? 🤔

  • @sophiaredwood5825
    @sophiaredwood5825 Před 2 lety +9793

    The way he consistently says “80%” of the cake makes me think he intricately cut and weighed each piece and made sure the calculations were flawless before eating the slices

    • @erlandochoa8278
      @erlandochoa8278 Před 2 lety +963

      I think it’s even better actually. You can construct a pentagon by just using a ruler and compass (which is what he’s using throughout the video in the Geomtery Times), from there it would be pretty simple to cut a cake into 5 equal parts. He knows it’s exactly 80% because of geometry, beautiful.
      Unnecessary sidenote but I think it’s a bit interesting: it’s actually even simpler than I stated to cut the cake into 5 parts because to get the pentagon what you actually do is find a length equal to a chord that “corresponds to” 1/5th the circumference of a circle so you can just use that 1/5th length to divide the cake (circle) into five equal parts, essentially cutting out the extra step of making the actual pentagon

    • @0u0_-_-
      @0u0_-_- Před 2 lety +244

      @@erlandochoa8278 w..what..?

    • @user-xy6jl3vs1j
      @user-xy6jl3vs1j Před 2 lety +539

      @@erlandochoa8278 are you the main character of the video brought to life

    • @jinclay4354
      @jinclay4354 Před 2 lety +269

      @@erlandochoa8278
      That's brilliant. I hadn't realized that.
      "to get the pentagon what you actually do is find a length equal to a chord that “corresponds to” 1/5th the circumference of a circle"
      I think that's actually not a good way of explaining it. Saying it "corresponds to" is ambiguous. Rather you should give a concrete description.
      To get the pentagon what you actually do is find the length of its side. With such length, the extremes of the line, as constructed in the circumference, cut the circumference in two arcs such that the smallest one is one fifth of the full circumference.
      But yes, it's interesting. The character of the song could actually just construct one side, then separate the big slice without ever cutting the cake in five.

    • @chessdopee1841
      @chessdopee1841 Před 2 lety +22

      Ok smarty mc smart pants don't show off your smartness too much

  • @manbo-p
    @manbo-p  Před 4 lety +3175

    I wrote this song for mathematic textbook for junior-high students. And it's the original music video(not anime or comic).
    I hope it will be a good study aid for you. If you are not learning math, share with your friends who need to pass their next exam.
    It was my new challenge to write a song for study, and mixed it with my style: a song as a single story.
    FOLLOW my channel to find out more of my storytelling music. I hope you to ent. Thanks.

    • @okaysomething4319
      @okaysomething4319 Před 4 lety +80

      Thanks for writing this song! I'll share it to one of my friends who needs to pass his college exams, as he has been stressing over it lately.

    • @qubi4570
      @qubi4570 Před 4 lety +65

      I wish high school math was this easy 😭😭😭

    • @initial_a1248
      @initial_a1248 Před 4 lety +10

      期末に出るので、参考にしますね!

    • @Weisior
      @Weisior Před 4 lety +23

      Back in my school days I never was into math, like... never ever again. But ironically I ended up working with it on a daily basis.
      Sometimes life can be cruel QQ

    • @blackfrost3581
      @blackfrost3581 Před 4 lety +26

      dude this is really one of best uses of maths irl

  • @jons6001
    @jons6001 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Beautiful…

  • @user-in3qo9ti9j
    @user-in3qo9ti9j Před rokem +7

    知らんかったわ。
    人って5分もあれば笑いながらドキドキできるもんなのな
    忙しいけどいい時間だったわ

  • @leewen9418
    @leewen9418 Před 4 lety +5059

    Me and my brother fighting over the last slice of pizza:
    Mom: *G E O M E T R Y T I M E*

  • @renaiya1666
    @renaiya1666 Před 4 lety +3442

    I’m laughing my behind off at the absurdity of this song. Very cute tho

    • @monochromaticmirror5598
      @monochromaticmirror5598 Před 4 lety +139

      it's like the lyricist had a geometry exam but didn't want to review so he just made a song about it XD

    • @noobkin6995
      @noobkin6995 Před 4 lety +64

      was pretty sad when he ripped their photo though..and when it got to the part where she was running away from him i was like noooo don't let this be a sad ending

    • @bluebox2395
      @bluebox2395 Před 4 lety +27

      *G E O M E T R Y T I M E !*

    • @swordmaster4448
      @swordmaster4448 Před 4 lety

      Same...lol XD

    • @enkaphalin1111
      @enkaphalin1111 Před 4 lety

      Lmao? More like LMBO

  • @fishies_38
    @fishies_38 Před rokem +3

    6 years later and this is still a bop

  • @madmantheepic7278
    @madmantheepic7278 Před 8 měsíci +4

    I never actually read the fcking lyrics, holy sht they're so good lmaoo

  • @user-tj4oh2rt4e
    @user-tj4oh2rt4e Před 5 lety +1325

    数学に目覚めたのは君への最短距離を見つけるためって…カッコよすぎかよ

  • @explosion5022
    @explosion5022 Před 4 lety +664

    Normies: your eyes are beautiful
    The geometric intellectual: I bet those eyes are in perfect spherical shapes

    • @lowrhyan567
      @lowrhyan567 Před 4 lety +28

      Mens of culture: Your face looks like Gyro spin

    • @Leah-py7go
      @Leah-py7go Před 4 lety +2

      Lmao my dads are egg shaped so if someone said that to him when he was in high school then they would be wrong

    • @Jerry_licious
      @Jerry_licious Před 4 lety +2

      Perfect spherical shapes = not nearsighted.

    • @kgguvysgh
      @kgguvysgh Před 4 lety +1

      I dont talk is time more :))

    • @alifizharulhaq3370
      @alifizharulhaq3370 Před 4 lety +2

      @@lowrhyan567 arigatou... *Gyro*

  • @user-vr8sz8hi6k
    @user-vr8sz8hi6k Před rokem +106

    Переживала за них больше, чем за себя....

    • @I7Team
      @I7Team Před rokem

      )

    • @deadlierdust8316
      @deadlierdust8316 Před rokem +3

      Это да....

    • @user-xc1pe9rb1t
      @user-xc1pe9rb1t Před rokem +4

      согласна, каждый раз, когда пересматриваю, чувствую что-то непонятное..

  • @aster_infinitum
    @aster_infinitum Před rokem +14

    This song gave more motivation to study geometry than Any teacher could ever give me my entire life

  • @francitruscosplay
    @francitruscosplay Před 4 lety +498

    For real though, “the reason I got so into mathematics was so I could find the shortest distance to you” made me gasp like the drama the romance, unparalleled

    • @vierstoler79
      @vierstoler79 Před 3 lety

      gira

    • @SnowyPup
      @SnowyPup Před 3 lety +1

      I feel like he should’ve learned a* instead, cutting through the trees probably isn’t the fastest way most likely

    • @sable7687
      @sable7687 Před 3 lety +9

      unparalleled, nice

    • @justarandomasian249
      @justarandomasian249 Před 3 lety +1

      Im sad cuz I’m a yaoi shipper

  • @secondaryproductions9770
    @secondaryproductions9770 Před 4 lety +3035

    "Draws a lot of measurements just to cut the picture in half"
    *Outstanding move.*

    • @YugenOfficial
      @YugenOfficial Před 4 lety +98

      Yeah thats how geometric construction works you imbecile

    • @passcraft1
      @passcraft1 Před 4 lety +86

      @@YugenOfficial ah yes the perfect straight line impeccable

    • @aqua4089
      @aqua4089 Před 4 lety +46

      _Yugen I think he meant he could just fold it in half to cut it, as it’s a picture and not an unfoldable 2D plane

    • @fangk.7367
      @fangk.7367 Před 4 lety +62

      @@aqua4089 yes but where's the fun in that?

    • @ssj4vegeta238
      @ssj4vegeta238 Před 4 lety

      i almost ruined the 666

  • @user-jm4hn9mv6e
    @user-jm4hn9mv6e Před 10 měsíci +1

    定期的に無性に聞きたくなって聞きに来てる...