Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn: Leary vs. Giraldo

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  • Another classic Tough Crowd moment
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  • @andrewokamoto
    @andrewokamoto Před 2 lety +759

    Greg Giraldo would've been perfect in this podcast era. He was smart, articulate, clever and thoughtful.

    • @Yannimalgr
      @Yannimalgr Před 2 lety +9

      Never thought of that, so true

    • @moeman17able
      @moeman17able Před 2 lety +5

      Well put. Total agreement.

    • @ruizc617
      @ruizc617 Před 2 lety +6

      Just imagine him with rogan, segura, burt, bobby lee.. my dream.

    • @st3ppenwolf
      @st3ppenwolf Před rokem +2

      and unbelievably funny, don't forget that

    • @steggc85
      @steggc85 Před rokem

      @@ruizc617 Rogan is trash and Greg definitely call him on his bullshit harder than bill burr has

  • @gearoidwalsh8606
    @gearoidwalsh8606 Před 7 lety +1859

    The irony of joke thief trying to put down someone for writing jokes.

    • @vegastjg
      @vegastjg Před 7 lety +95

      Right and there was no way Greg knew Dennis was going to say something so stupid to have his reply written.

    • @brucewayne-ws2cw
      @brucewayne-ws2cw Před 7 lety +72

      Lmao Greg owned the hack

    • @tejasnair3399
      @tejasnair3399 Před 5 lety +8

      Gearoid Walsh that’s actually the opposite of irony

    • @iwatchyoutube6539
      @iwatchyoutube6539 Před 5 lety +45

      @@tejasnair3399 you wouldn't expect a joke thief would have the balls to try and rip a guy for writing jokes. That is definitely a definition of irony buddy there are several.

    • @youarenotyouarenotthebatma7058
      @youarenotyouarenotthebatma7058 Před 4 lety +15

      It would have been great if Colin had let them go at it.
      That bit where Leary said “My show! Did you have a show?” Sounded like it was getting good

  • @421less1
    @421less1 Před 3 lety +791

    "Yeah like that big russian war."
    Underrated part of the clip

    • @louispconstant6624
      @louispconstant6624 Před 3 lety +11

      Def. My fav joke.

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide Před 3 lety +37

      Mmmm nope not underrated, literally the highlight

    • @TheMidnightPhil
      @TheMidnightPhil Před 3 lety +30

      Watching Leary's dumbfounded expression afterward, it felt like the rhetorical equivalent of the sword being spun right out of his hand before he realized what'd happened.

    • @dessertstorm7476
      @dessertstorm7476 Před 2 lety +24

      also, completely off-the-cuff. Which makes Leary's followup even dumber.

    • @ts4gv
      @ts4gv Před 2 lety +12

      & obviously not pre-written!!!

  • @Multi0515
    @Multi0515 Před 8 lety +415

    Leary could have avoided looking like a prick if he were only able to laugh at himself.

    • @jonsnow5518
      @jonsnow5518 Před rokem +6

      or if he wasn't simply a total prick. helloo to you from 6 yeears ago by the way ! i hope this time travel finds you well..

    • @SlayerofFiction
      @SlayerofFiction Před rokem +2

      @@jonsnow5518 He made his career off being a prick, trashing on America and flying a flag while doing so.
      Thumbs up for making the poster from 7 years ago have to click on this video, dig down and find what they said :P

    • @KevinSting
      @KevinSting Před 2 měsíci +1

      Cant laugh at himself cuz hes not a real comedian

  • @dr.corneliusq.cadbury6984
    @dr.corneliusq.cadbury6984 Před 6 lety +809

    When Greg says "Maybe there's a nonviolent way to solve the problem" he's CLEARLY setting up a bit. But then oblivious Leary interrupts like it's a serious political discussion! As a comic he should have see that and not stepped on the joke.

    • @yourconscience507
      @yourconscience507 Před 5 lety +224

      "As a comic" - and that's why he didn't see it coming ...

    • @bringinfunny1
      @bringinfunny1 Před 5 lety +35

      Denis Leary is where comedy goes......TO DIE!! He copied Bill Hicks completely. Worthless hack!

    • @MarkWitucke
      @MarkWitucke Před 4 lety +23

      You, Cornelius Q Cadbury, have a fabulous name. It hasn’t gone unnoticed. Yours, Rufus T Firefly

    • @mistersonnen848
      @mistersonnen848 Před 4 lety +16

      It's okay, we got another joke along with the original joke

    • @walteralvarez8230
      @walteralvarez8230 Před 4 lety +1

      Interesting point I agree!!

  • @maxwellpelcher3600
    @maxwellpelcher3600 Před 10 lety +1201

    "This guy writes so many jokes before the show." "Yeah denis thats what we do, I'm a comedy writer." That's comedy gold!

    • @ARCoventry
      @ARCoventry Před 3 lety +67

      Not to mention it clearly wasn't written material. Leary basically set himself up to get burned.

    • @acksha
      @acksha Před 3 lety +19

      Gold Jerry! GOLD!

    • @frankiek2269
      @frankiek2269 Před 3 lety +60

      @@ARCoventry Leary doesn’t understand the concept of writing jokes. He just steals them. Just see how much he stole from Bill Hicks. Plus the I’m an Asshole bit from Louis C.K.. You can tell Greg (like all comedians), already knows the thief stories and doesn’t like Leary.

    • @flaviofuentes4127
      @flaviofuentes4127 Před 3 lety +9

      Greg giraldo.... hilarious..... wtf .... for real...

    • @randyayo2846
      @randyayo2846 Před 3 lety +10

      @@ARCoventry Not to mention Leary is a joke thief

  • @thenumbersguy634
    @thenumbersguy634 Před 9 lety +894

    Giraldo: "If you actually wrote your jokes, maybe your show would still be on the air.
    FATALITY!!

    • @nealsmith4049
      @nealsmith4049 Před 6 lety +42

      blackmagic I liked how it stopped leary in his track the cup was frozen in mid air.

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused Před 6 lety +6

      The irony is, Giraldo had only starred in one series before this episode and wasn't one of the writers.

    • @DavidGriffin-ww2fk
      @DavidGriffin-ww2fk Před 4 lety +39

      @@ModeratelyAmused I think he was referring to the fact that Leary robbed bill hicks blind

    • @jledet18
      @jledet18 Před 3 lety +3

      Man, I laughed so hard!

    • @BottledADHD
      @BottledADHD Před 3 lety +10

      Greg had already murdered Dennis so hard that there was no reply that would dig Dennis that many feet back up

  • @Blarsen780
    @Blarsen780 Před rokem +124

    One thing we have to acknowledge; Dennis commented on this moment in the documentary honoring Greg. He flat out said that he "looked like a real asshole" in that moment and was very complimentary towards Giraldo. Gotta give the guy props for owning it after the fact and eating some humble pie.

    • @sampats89
      @sampats89 Před rokem

      What choice did he have? Everyone hates him

    • @clayton4917
      @clayton4917 Před rokem

      What was the name of the documentary?

    • @Blarsen780
      @Blarsen780 Před rokem +8

      @@clayton4917 "Give it up for Greg Giraldo" I believe

    • @5wheels178
      @5wheels178 Před 11 měsíci +11

      Yeah, a lot of people like to demonise Leary. I think he's embarassed himself a lot of times but generally he doesn't seem like a bad person.

    • @socratese5
      @socratese5 Před 10 měsíci +13

      He had no other choice he knew he looked bad plus he looked like one of those comedians who thought since they made it they had to be treated like royalty while they bullied everyone else

  • @MrWrestling86
    @MrWrestling86 Před 9 lety +1424

    Oh man. I remember being in high school and watching this in the darkened living room of my childhood home when it first aired. It was the moment Greg Giraldo, for me, transformed from a comedian I really liked to a kind of a personal hero- standing up to the loud mouthed bully who talks shit, but can't back it up. Giraldo's death was one of the very few celebrity deaths that personally affected me and I just want to say RIP Greg. We miss you.

    • @ericstenson199
      @ericstenson199 Před 8 lety +54

      +Ron Respect bro; same here. Greg would have gone the distance too. He may not have had the fame that a lot of the shills (Leary... for example) get from following the "hollywood formula", but he had the respect of the comedy world. Not a lot of people knew about Greg Giraldo (comparatively speaking, of course), but other comedians seemed to be in awe of his wit, preparation, and overall comedic talent. That says everything that need be said. A lot of people seem to think that since he didn't live some big, crazy, very public, reality-tv-worthy life that he doesn't deserve to be recognized as one of the greats. I would choose respect from my peers over attention from the masses any day. That man was a true talent. I wish he could be here to shit on all of the stupid stuff that has happened since he died, he would have a field day and we would all be better off for it. RIP Greg. We miss you.

    • @98triffid
      @98triffid Před 7 lety +20

      Absolutely. He never got the attention that the "greats" got but his stuff was incredible. When he died it was all "insult comedian dies" but he really wasn't. He was an honest comedian. He was willing to call people on their shit regardless of how politically incorrect it was and I loved him for that. I miss Robin Williams but I miss Greg Giraldo more. If you only remember him from the Comedy Central "roasts" I highly encourage you to check out some of his other material, it will blow your mind.

    • @Howdy699
      @Howdy699 Před 6 lety +12

      Ron really well said. I had no idea he passed away. In fact I just found out about this guy today. I was watching Netflix the other night and I noticed Leary's No Cure For Cancer was on there. I hadn't watched it in years. I remember hearing that he was a huge rip off of bill hicks. Started to look into it and sure enough he was.
      This led me to this video today. Greg was such a bad ass in this. Really put Dennis in his place. Was awesome
      Very sad to hear he passed away

    • @onpsxmember
      @onpsxmember Před 6 lety +11

      If you liked that...he also stole that "I'm an asshole" bit from Louis C.K.
      He didn't care cause he writes new material all the time. And this is like the best bit that leary has and even that is stolen.

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 Před 6 lety +15

      I don't know what made me laugh more, Greg's insults or Denis's reactions to said insults.

  • @Brian-rh3qh
    @Brian-rh3qh Před rokem +98

    "That big Russian War." I will remember that forever. It is so sad that Greg had to leave and stick us with Denis Leary. Greg was one of the best comedians ever. Leary is just a hack.

    • @Account-gk3rl
      @Account-gk3rl Před 5 měsíci +2

      he was killed

    • @123onajet
      @123onajet Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@Account-gk3rl so was Patrice.

    • @curtarmmar
      @curtarmmar Před 5 měsíci +1

      I agree. Leary spent his career trying to be Bill Hicks and he didn’t get there.

  • @fernandofigueroa2408
    @fernandofigueroa2408 Před 2 lety +100

    This segment is what turned Greg Giraldo from a great comedian and roaster to a legend.
    He dismantled Dennis Leary.

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze Před rokem +3

      Giraldo's "civil war letters" bit is legend. Every time I see the word desert I think of "IT IS REALLY HOT OUT HERE IN THE DESSERT."

    • @anthonyturner7331
      @anthonyturner7331 Před rokem +3

      Giraldo was actually an attorney prior to entertainment. Way above Leary's level and aptitude

  • @brandonmcdonald8356
    @brandonmcdonald8356 Před 8 lety +278

    Giraldo was the quickest wit in the game. By far the most under underappreciated comedian in years. He was the only reason I watched the roast on comedy central.

    • @Jearbearjenkins
      @Jearbearjenkins Před rokem +1

      A counter part in britain with debatable quicker wit is lee mack. He’s lightning fast with improvised jokes. But overall Greg is funnier than mack when it comes to the substance or the bite of his jokes. Like that russian one off the cuff

    • @williamblackfyre4866
      @williamblackfyre4866 Před rokem +5

      I think Patrice probably had the quicker wit, if it wasn't quicker, it was funnier. I love both guys and was saddened by their passing.

    • @Mister_Belvidere
      @Mister_Belvidere Před rokem +2

      He was an actual genius. He got a near perfect score on his LSAT and graduated from Harvard Law School.

    • @truman6964
      @truman6964 Před 11 měsíci

      He and Jeff for sure.

  • @DanCantSleep
    @DanCantSleep Před 9 lety +395

    Greg uses intelligence, it's super effective.

    • @1ButtonDash
      @1ButtonDash Před 4 lety +5

      I've always said good comedians with incredible wit are some of the smartest people around

    • @KingBowserVlog
      @KingBowserVlog Před 4 lety +1

      Greg was way too quick on his feet

    • @8bitKatwalk
      @8bitKatwalk Před 3 lety

      leary is confused

  • @franklindelanoroosevelt9177

    “Oh yeah that big Russian war”
    Took the crowd a second LOL

  • @jonq8714
    @jonq8714 Před 8 lety +2403

    Dennis Leary hasn't been funny since Bill Hicks died.

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole Před 8 lety +37

      +jon Q lol well said. the thing is if Bill(rip best comic ever) had been sitting where Leary was, I don't think he would've been such a donkey raping shit eater about it. they're comedians for Christ sake. but obviously, G struck a nerve. this was my introduction to Giraldo.
      Leary must get tired of being called out by every comic with a conscience. The thing is Leary can't think on his feet! he takes shit personal then loses his fucking grip. goddamn thief.

    • @504_Little_Puppet_
      @504_Little_Puppet_ Před 8 lety +28

      That's not true sir, he's had MANY MANY comics too rip off since (and boyyyy has he) ;-)

    • @CipherSerpico
      @CipherSerpico Před 7 lety +5

      jon Q
      Well ya, how else is he gonna get material?

    • @mr.peanutbutter6969
      @mr.peanutbutter6969 Před 7 lety +10

      *zing*

    • @paulvin2010
      @paulvin2010 Před 7 lety +24

      he ripped the asshole thing off from louis CK

  • @kingraj333
    @kingraj333 Před 9 lety +440

    "yea like russia, that big russian war"
    dude, the shit was over before it began. l

    • @vega21
      @vega21 Před 9 lety +19

      Lol I said the same thing. Leary had nothing after that.

    • @onetwothree257
      @onetwothree257 Před 9 lety +56

      Kinda funny how Leary knocked him for writing jokes yet that one was completely on the spot.

    • @pennyjupiter7604
      @pennyjupiter7604 Před 9 lety +21

      onetwothree257 especially when leary pulled out that lame cavoisier joke that was clearly rehearsed.

    • @hawaiianrobot
      @hawaiianrobot Před 9 lety +29

      kingraj333 Man, the look on Leary's face when Greg dropped that one, and that's only the beginning

    • @NeckbeardPr1me
      @NeckbeardPr1me Před 7 lety +7

      I agree. By saying that he may as well have said "He's got more jokes than me because he prepared, I didn't and I'm coming up with shite".

  • @jimmiearredondo8387
    @jimmiearredondo8387 Před 7 lety +226

    The best thing about this is giraldo was just setting up a joke but when Leary challenged him he went nuclear.

    • @abasslinelow
      @abasslinelow Před 3 lety +25

      He didn't even go nuclear! It's not like he attacked Leary. He just made a joke. I can't imagine how insecure you have to be to take that shit personally... on a comedy show.

    • @ishmael802
      @ishmael802 Před 2 lety +6

      That wasn’t nuclear that was Cellar ball busting

  • @DaBirdman1989
    @DaBirdman1989 Před 7 lety +524

    if Jeff Ross is the roast master general then Greg Giraldo is the roast master God.

    • @mightymorphingmemory6178
      @mightymorphingmemory6178 Před 4 lety +19

      Giraldo would have easily taken over the roasts for the better had he not died I believe.

    • @seekelnasr
      @seekelnasr Před 4 lety +8

      That makes Patrice O'Neil God

    • @houseofmatrix6174
      @houseofmatrix6174 Před 4 lety

      Shawn Leonard wtf are you talking about 😹😹😹😹

    • @VaultRadio
      @VaultRadio Před 4 lety +4

      Jeff Ross is a master of nothing. No one roasted like Patrice anyways.

    • @KptnHaddock_
      @KptnHaddock_ Před 3 lety +2

      @Shawn Leonard He doesn't suck, but he will never even come remotely close to Giraldo

  • @richardspikman7116
    @richardspikman7116 Před 10 lety +1371

    The wrong one died.

    • @shitbag.
      @shitbag. Před 10 lety +45

      Dont they all..

    • @richardspikman7116
      @richardspikman7116 Před 10 lety +60

      Trent Glasing obviously I have.

    • @FloydMayweatherSr.
      @FloydMayweatherSr. Před 10 lety +12

      Trent Glasing Yeah. Okay. Being an actor on Rescue Me makes him soo much better

    • @richardspikman7116
      @richardspikman7116 Před 10 lety +72

      The difference is one is a skeleton faced rip-off artist, and the other was an intelligent, dedicated, professional.

    • @xXxM0nteNegr0xXx
      @xXxM0nteNegr0xXx Před 10 lety +2

      Hahahaha True that my friend

  • @daviddemaria3982
    @daviddemaria3982 Před 2 lety +158

    Giraldo completely shut him down with the "Russian war?" comeback. Brilliant

    • @Jearbearjenkins
      @Jearbearjenkins Před rokem +8

      And it was instant

    • @chrislicciardi729
      @chrislicciardi729 Před rokem +1

      @@Jearbearjenkins he obviously wrote it before the show.

    • @vincentjohnflorio
      @vincentjohnflorio Před rokem +8

      @@chrislicciardi729 In anticipation that the argument that preceded would happen and tee him up perfectly? That still feels like a valuable skill set.

    • @Jearbearjenkins
      @Jearbearjenkins Před rokem +7

      @@chrislicciardi729 or he’s just that fast? Why is that so hard to believe

    • @iRobins.
      @iRobins. Před rokem +4

      @@Jearbearjenkins A vast amount of people dont have brains that comprehend at those speeds, those tend to be the same people that fail to understand that their are different kinds of people in the world; they tend to subject others to their own limited capabilities.

  • @TerrioKnives
    @TerrioKnives Před 10 lety +119

    It's always a hoot when a "tough guy" like Leary tries to bully someone and just gets blasted. Giraldo totally rocked him back on his heels.

  • @z-sala562
    @z-sala562 Před 9 lety +144

    Greg Giraldo is a legend

  • @eriktheenemy
    @eriktheenemy Před 8 lety +656

    When Denis Leary said, "You're the guy in school that did all the homework and then asked if there was any more that needed to be done,"
    Geraldo should have replied by saying, "and you're the kid who never did his own homework, you just copied Bill Hicks'"

    • @lagosditanna2610
      @lagosditanna2610 Před 8 lety +7

      lololololz

    • @Diachi26
      @Diachi26 Před 8 lety +36

      +eriktheenemy lmao! That would've really started a fight right there!

    • @robin3
      @robin3 Před 8 lety +21

      +eriktheenemy although, his reply was very good.

    • @halilmutlu5880
      @halilmutlu5880 Před 8 lety +31

      Annndddd stole from Louis CK

    • @michaelburke7742
      @michaelburke7742 Před 8 lety +6

      +eriktheenemy I'm sure he wanted to. Greg was just getting warmed up.

  • @katelinmarie5360
    @katelinmarie5360 Před 4 lety +51

    That "that's kind of what we do here Denis, as a comedy writer" was frigging gold! Everything about it: the way he just sat there calmly, with the line in his mind, waiting for Leary to stfu with his babbling, delivered it calmly with perfect timing.

  • @anigamii
    @anigamii Před 9 lety +346

    You go against an Ex-lawyer, what do you expect.

    • @MrPernell27
      @MrPernell27 Před 8 lety +75

      Seriously, an ex lawyer that graduated from Harvard!! Leary had no chance.

    • @AMpufnstuf
      @AMpufnstuf Před 8 lety +56

      +RedB Ben Too bad he's dead or he could represent both Louie CK and Bill Hicks while they collect all the money Leary made from stealing their fucking jokes. Leary is a fucking hack.

    • @michaelburke7742
      @michaelburke7742 Před 8 lety +5

      +MrPernell27 Did he really finish and get a degree from Harvard?

    • @AMpufnstuf
      @AMpufnstuf Před 8 lety +30

      Michael Burke A bachelors from Columbia and a law degree from Harvard according to his wiki. If I remember his opening into stand up was actually meeting and representing Jeff Ross.

    • @MrPernell27
      @MrPernell27 Před 8 lety +11

      Michael Burke yes he did. He practiced law for about two years before he quit and decided to be a comic

  • @toneriggz
    @toneriggz Před 7 lety +207

    "You come at the king, you best not miss"

    • @ricardo950535
      @ricardo950535 Před 5 lety +10

      Tone Riggz ehhhhhhh Yo! Omar comin'.

    • @juanescobedo8524
      @juanescobedo8524 Před 5 lety

      The eminem of the comedy game

    • @hushkit2119
      @hushkit2119 Před 3 lety

      Weebay learned a lesson that day

    • @topspot4834
      @topspot4834 Před 3 lety

      Still one of my favorite quotes and so true ... I've always interrupted it as having one shot at certain things in life.

    • @calebcompton9120
      @calebcompton9120 Před měsícem

      "What the fuck did I do?" -McNulty

  • @XenomorphLV426
    @XenomorphLV426 Před 4 lety +143

    Greg was a damn genius. Academically and comedically. He was in the top 1 percent of his Harvard law school.

    • @cathydixon5852
      @cathydixon5852 Před 2 lety

      Greg G was supremely funny and I watch so much of his stuff years later and still laugh hard

    • @omalley5196
      @omalley5196 Před 2 lety +2

      Thanks for pointing that out, even though Its been common knowledge about the dude since before this show was new. I understand that people like to point out facts to feel smart, so I hope it worked.

    • @XenomorphLV426
      @XenomorphLV426 Před 2 lety +21

      @@omalley5196 sounds like you're projecting your insecurities but it's ok.

    • @abasslinelow
      @abasslinelow Před rokem +16

      @@omalley5196 I didn't know it or at least had forgotten it over the years. Thanks for the info, Xenomorph.

    • @APereZ1917
      @APereZ1917 Před rokem

      @@omalley5196 Jesus dude chill the fuck out. No one could care less about your opinion anyway.

  • @sbwification2
    @sbwification2 Před 4 lety +363

    Everyone with a brain misses Giraldo, nobody with a brain misses Leary.

    • @estebanb7166
      @estebanb7166 Před 3 lety +14

      Denis Leary is a terrible actor.

    • @damboulton
      @damboulton Před 3 lety +24

      And Leary isn’t even dead it’s just his career thats dead lol.

    • @reah7213
      @reah7213 Před 2 lety +6

      Hey, I did enjoy the ref, when I was 10

    • @Icanfigureitoutintime
      @Icanfigureitoutintime Před 2 lety +1

      I don't "Like" comments, generally. This was worth the effort. Yeah Dennis did drugs and stopped being funny. Greg could never stop being funny.

    • @guyledouche6039
      @guyledouche6039 Před rokem +4

      @@Icanfigureitoutintime unfortunately he also didn't stop doing drugs

  • @markon.1142
    @markon.1142 Před 2 lety +105

    We miss you Greg. You and Patrice are entertaining another fan base in a far away dimension but your legend lives on.

    • @omegainvestments2345
      @omegainvestments2345 Před rokem +1

      Legends never die

    • @brianplatt7041
      @brianplatt7041 Před 10 měsíci

      We're getting there fellas. Almost redlining in douche chills. Or is it feelings? iikth ! 🤮

  • @grammarofficerkrupke4398
    @grammarofficerkrupke4398 Před 3 lety +75

    The irony is that Greg's response was improvised. There's no way he could've written that before the show and even if he had, that's his job (like he said).

  • @ROOKTABULA
    @ROOKTABULA Před 7 lety +158

    "You started it and I finished it"? No Dennis, you no talent hack: You started it and Greg finished you.

  • @CameronSpanos
    @CameronSpanos Před 8 lety +127

    When giraldo said the Russian war comment Leary looked legit stunned haha

    • @weemeemoo
      @weemeemoo Před 2 lety +3

      It's almost as though he didn't even get the joke

    • @CJW0056
      @CJW0056 Před 2 lety +9

      @@weemeemoo lol, he knew he was bested, last person I'd try to outwit is Greg giraldo

    • @Stefanhaukur1998
      @Stefanhaukur1998 Před 2 lety

      @@CJW0056 But why did he take it so seriously, he just made a good point and we're here many years later, I have no idea when this was aired but its 2022, the us and North korea have had some issues but never been to war, even trump managed to meet Kim, Greg was 100% right, why did Denis take it so seriously

  • @harrymothowl8923
    @harrymothowl8923 Před 3 lety +44

    Leary got so flustered he actually said “this guy writes so many jokes before the show it’s not even funny” like it was an insult. He’s such a d bag he forgot what a comedian is

  • @FoF1212
    @FoF1212 Před 9 lety +73

    That's what we do here Denis... a little comedy writing.

  • @paulflo12
    @paulflo12 Před 10 lety +152

    Leary got owned. Wow

  • @donhamtim85
    @donhamtim85 Před 9 lety +155

    Dennis bit off way more than he could chew against of the most clever comedians that has ever graced comedy. I'm thinking the last thing anyone would ever want to do against the late, great, Greg Giraldo was have a battle of wits with him.

    • @JKillackey62183
      @JKillackey62183 Před 3 lety +6

      Giraldo brought his A Game and destroyed the whole panel.

    • @loribernardisunwell9663
      @loribernardisunwell9663 Před 3 lety +7

      @@JKillackey62183 which was just an average afternoon for Greg lol 😁

  • @maniswolftoman
    @maniswolftoman Před 2 lety +69

    I always liked how Denis said, “you started it, I’ll finish it.”
    No. You started it. He finished it. He bodied that Bill Hicks wannabe. That’s why Giraldo is a legend and Leary is just a self-involved sellout.

  • @beefbroccoli5489
    @beefbroccoli5489 Před 6 lety +70

    Damn, that almost got ugly. Good thing Colin Quinn put his leg on the table.

  • @spr30
    @spr30 Před 8 lety +28

    "Do u know how short u have to be to have napoleon's complex in north Korea?", that's why he was of the greats

  • @powderfinger6597
    @powderfinger6597 Před 9 lety +438

    WTF...Why did stardom bypass Giraldo but reward Leary, Dane Cook, Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Dunham, etc...????

    • @999KMX
      @999KMX Před 9 lety +30

      Powderfinger stardom didn't pass Giraldo...he's a legend...#1 roaster of all time next to Jeff Ross and all Giraldo's stand up specials were BADASS too

    • @ishmaeltattoo
      @ishmaeltattoo Před 8 lety +57

      Powderfinger Maybe he didn't want to change his name, fist fuck a puppet, or steal peoples jokes…

    • @Orf
      @Orf Před 8 lety +21

      Sadly there are so many bigger factors for success than talent: luck, friends, promoting, CZcams algorithms...

    • @ShawnaGraham50
      @ShawnaGraham50 Před 8 lety +9

      +Powderfinger Death might have something to do with it

    • @Orf
      @Orf Před 8 lety +7

      Shawna Graham good point. but being bypassed by Leary and Dane Cook...may have something to do with death...

  • @dimebagdave77
    @dimebagdave77 Před 3 lety +78

    Rest in peace Greg, the REAL Roast-master general.

    • @harpomarxist4185
      @harpomarxist4185 Před 2 lety +1

      This

    • @brettbaratheon9776
      @brettbaratheon9776 Před rokem +2

      Ross is funny, but Giraldo was on another level. We freaking need him today, badly. Norm, Rickles, Rodney, Johnny, Sam, we need them all back to stop this sensitive nightmare era we’re living in.

    • @dimebagdave77
      @dimebagdave77 Před rokem +1

      @@brettbaratheon9776 it's nice to see there are others out there who feel the same as me.i couldn't agree more, R.I.P. legends and Americas sense of humor..

    • @brettbaratheon9776
      @brettbaratheon9776 Před rokem +1

      @@dimebagdave77 oh, brother, you’re not alone. I am quite sure you noticed that comedy has died. I’m almost 40 and I know our best days are behind us regarding comedy, free speech, I could go on. I was arguing with some softie the other day, I told him to watch Rickles during a Martin roast. Just so he could see that people of all walks of life used to have a sense of humor, laughed, and gave it back just as hard.
      You’d think kids grew up without proper parenting and teaching. It’s no shock we are where we are.

    • @dimebagdave77
      @dimebagdave77 Před rokem +1

      @@brettbaratheon9776 I'll give them this, it'll be real interesting to see what kind of insanity all this will lead too😆I took things for granted in the past, back then progressive meant being even more bold than the smartass that came before you.and the freakin horror movies RULED..

  • @LambertBowden56
    @LambertBowden56 Před 9 lety +81

    Dennis should have just took that first loss. He got but hurt about it, and then dug himself into a deeper hole

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 Před 3 lety

      exactly, if you know you can't win the fight why continue to engage

    • @benshihadeh8561
      @benshihadeh8561 Před 3 lety +4

      @@slick3996 ego. Don’t underestimate it. Narcissists cannot compute getting a dent to their character. In front of people no less.

  • @Superaficokings87
    @Superaficokings87 Před 4 lety +134

    Too bad that Bill Hicks wasn't there to help Denis to make a comeback.

  • @psychobillynumbnuts1
    @psychobillynumbnuts1 Před 9 lety +113

    I'm surprised Leary didn't steal Giraldo's jokes when he past away

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 Před 8 lety +9

      *passed. Sorry, I had a Bob Kelly moment.

    • @skyluke9476
      @skyluke9476 Před 5 lety +4

      He already was so rich from CK and Bill

    • @doodooswaggy3825
      @doodooswaggy3825 Před 5 lety

      he past

    • @TroyPSPodcast
      @TroyPSPodcast Před 4 lety +3

      No, you got him all wrong. Leary will steal from you when you're alive to your face. The man was nothing if not a man of integrity.

  • @ErizotDread
    @ErizotDread Před 12 lety +21

    I love the look on Giraldo's face...he had that comeback ready. You could see he was just waiting for the quiet before he induced the storm! lol Love that guy, and the comedy world misses him badly. I don't think the comedy world even noticed when Leary was gone from it.

  • @tbizone2002
    @tbizone2002 Před 10 lety +17

    Greg Giraldo was the best "no name" in comedy. You can tell a genuine talent by the fact that all his peers loved him.

  • @bbodinefan11
    @bbodinefan11 Před 9 lety +62

    Giraldo owned him. No two ways about it.

  • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
    @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide Před 10 lety +32

    This was awesome! Greg was an assassin.. Dennis was livid to say the least!

    • @Mikekramercomedy
      @Mikekramercomedy Před 2 lety +5

      Greg was an "assassin" but he was a decent guy too...Leary is neither. Just an unlikeable egomaniac who steals jokes and can't take a joke.

    • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
      @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide Před 2 lety +1

      @@Mikekramercomedy the worse kind of “comedian”, a true hack. I agree, man.

  • @RubberWilbur
    @RubberWilbur Před 8 lety +201

    Maybe Leary will get some more work if another Ice Age comes out.

  • @Leries0
    @Leries0 Před 8 lety +73

    this wasn't enough versus. Colin Quinn should have put his knee back down and let Geraldo finish off Leary

    • @noelramos4948
      @noelramos4948 Před 8 lety +1

      yessss.

    • @jaimebecerra1797
      @jaimebecerra1797 Před 8 lety +1

      a+ comment

    • @carthag
      @carthag Před 8 lety

      Agreed, woulda loved that.

    • @thanosdarkseid8695
      @thanosdarkseid8695 Před 8 lety +6

      fuck leary that worthless unfunny bill hicks rip-off copy cat parasite! rip giraldo, one of the fucking greats!!! he woulda fuckin' pounded leary into the ground with insult jokes like atomic bombs ...man i miss giraldo, mitch and patrice so fucking bad!!!

    • @suu2212
      @suu2212 Před 7 lety +4

      Quinn smothered and killed a great segment.

  • @MikeFlamingo
    @MikeFlamingo Před 3 lety +7

    Dude was trying to act like the coolest guy in the room so fucking hard. Glad Greg got him rattled.

  • @aperson2943
    @aperson2943 Před 3 lety +8

    Wow, he's so cool. He's wearing shades indoors. What a cool clever guy.

  • @Axerty
    @Axerty Před 12 lety +8

    The way Colin puts his leg up on the table was a subtle way to defuse the situation.

  • @AMpufnstuf
    @AMpufnstuf Před 12 lety +37

    "that big russian war"
    hahahahahahh leary always makes an ass out of himself

  • @detectivekornfed
    @detectivekornfed Před 8 lety +22

    3:27-4:28 is the best part of this clip. I watched this show often when it aired in 2002-2004. I miss Greg. He deserved more recognition and success than he received. Respect to you, Mr. Greg Giraldo. You left this earth way too soon in 2010.

  • @quiksix25
    @quiksix25 Před 5 měsíci

    I remember seeing this live and thinking: that's a classic moment in comedy TV history and it's gone forever, now here I am watching it again

  • @AstralJam
    @AstralJam Před 4 lety +14

    I forget who it was, but one of the cellar comics summed up this entire ordeal perfectly. Greg didn't even have to use the the nuclear stuff - the joke thievery. He was smart enough to riff circles around Leary.

  • @OuroborosChoked
    @OuroborosChoked Před 10 lety +258

    Damn... Leary got stomped *hard*... and he had nothing... just a pissy little "did you ever have a show?"
    What a failure of a comedian. It's no wonder he bailed on stand up comedy as soon as he got big.

    • @e3IZrZ
      @e3IZrZ Před 9 lety +10

      I still think No Cure for Cancer was complete genius, I laughed through the whole show. Why can't we love everyone and not pick sides? I find certain things funny with Giraldo and certain things funny with Denis. I am not going to hate one just because the other one said a better joke on a topic. Example I watched a stand up video with Kat Williams, though I wasn't amused I am not going to say I hate him and call him a failure. Look at it this way he has accomplished more then you have. You know who he is and no one knows who you are. How can you fail when still alive? Anyone can rebound if in the slums of life. My truth..
      -Mark Merin

    • @torgogorgo1888
      @torgogorgo1888 Před 9 lety +9

      e3IZrZ or if a better comedian dies and you're able to steal part of his schtick to boost your own comedy routine. I found his specials to be funny, but there not completely made up of his material I've come to find/notice. You got a little overly philosophical there for a youtube comment defending Dennis Learly lol.

    • @e3IZrZ
      @e3IZrZ Před 9 lety

      Ryan Orbinson
      I agree I did, but someone has to make a stand.

    • @mantistoboggan6053
      @mantistoboggan6053 Před 5 lety +29

      I liked that routine better when Bill Hicks performed it.

    • @missundies
      @missundies Před 4 lety +6

      @@e3IZrZ Nope, nothing changed because of your comment, it was pointless and useless, it wasn't "taking a stand".

  • @caylarhiann
    @caylarhiann Před 3 lety +4

    Here from the Hey Babe Pod 👏🏼😂

  • @samsammy9453
    @samsammy9453 Před 3 lety +58

    I love how Dennis says "let's go in" the guy has never been in the army or done any form of public service and says "let's go in" like war is no biggie

    • @dafunk99
      @dafunk99 Před 2 lety +8

      Colin should've asked him whether he's ready for the military draft after that "let's go in".

    • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
      @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 Před 2 lety

      Let's go in. Hundreds of thousands possibly millions will die, with the added benefit of nuclear holocaust, let's go in!

    • @agoo7581
      @agoo7581 Před 2 lety +6

      He's is the 90s early 2000s equivalent of modern right-wing comedians complaining about "cancel culture" when they slightly criticize for saying racist shit.

  • @welchce
    @welchce Před 3 lety +15

    After that Russian remark... Denis Leary's next special... Denis Leary: yeah remember that big Russian war we had with Russia.

  • @cesarthegreatone
    @cesarthegreatone Před 9 lety +7

    Greg was an awesome comedian he was hilarious. His memory lives on with his comedy and videos of him roasting others, his stand ups he was great

  • @pawelallable
    @pawelallable Před měsícem +1

    I just noticed how Colin put his leg up in between them on table, not that a leg would stop them in reality, but as a signal that the didn't want it to escalate anymore. What a great show.

  • @Superaficokings87
    @Superaficokings87 Před 7 lety +9

    4:20 one of the best lines ever in live tv...maybe the best.

  • @Angelxdeath646
    @Angelxdeath646 Před 10 lety +82

    The thing that really bugs me about this is that Greg was setting up a joke. Leary shit on his set up. Like what kinda comedian does that? Obviously there is a joke coming it's FUCKING COMEDY CENTRAL!

    • @charissarooks1739
      @charissarooks1739 Před 10 lety +7

      Interrupting jokes was kind of a hallmark of this show and one of the reasons I liked it so much. There's plenty of set-up punchline content out there. This show required strategy.

    • @peacelord
      @peacelord Před 10 lety +43

      He needed him to repeat it in order for him to write it down so he could steal it for his own act.

    • @ExternusArmy
      @ExternusArmy Před 2 lety

      @@charissarooks1739 sorta. Most follow the ‘yes and’ rule. They might have a rebuttal but it’s accepting the premise of the joke.

  • @franklindelanoroosevelt9177

    Doesn’t surprise me watching this that Giraldo went to Harvard and was a lawyer

    • @dayra6425
      @dayra6425 Před 4 lety +4

      and Leary was a dumb shit

    • @gpwcowboy
      @gpwcowboy Před 3 lety +5

      Lawyers are lucky he chose comedy

  • @Matty.moo.89
    @Matty.moo.89 Před 10 lety +60

    Denis Leary deserved this every time he stepped in the spotlight.
    The man ripped off America's GREATEST Comedian, who unfortunately was censored and ultimately passed away from Cancer.
    Bill Hicks was the best...and always will be.

    • @IQ_in_the_negatives
      @IQ_in_the_negatives Před 10 lety +15

      I put bill hicks alongside George Carlin, as they were both very wise, but as comedians ehh... When I watch their specials I hear more clapping than laughing.

    • @esscate
      @esscate Před 10 lety +1

      I might come of like a douche here but on my oppinion Hicks never struck me as funny. It just feels like he has no punchlines just rants. Not saying he isn't talanted the number of people that love his comedy speaks for itself.

    • @thebrazilianatlantis165
      @thebrazilianatlantis165 Před 6 lety +1

      "America's GREATEST Comedian" Hicks is overrated. But Leary ripped him off alright.

    • @deano.7533
      @deano.7533 Před 6 lety

      Hicks death was faked. He is living as Alex Jones now. :-I

    • @jackstevenson4679
      @jackstevenson4679 Před 4 lety +1

      Man agreed. Hicks was ahead of his time. Hicks, Carlin and Pryor top 3.

  • @danjuric3679
    @danjuric3679 Před 9 lety +9

    I'll never forget this. Thank you for posting this. Everyone was great, Lenny Clarke is great and r.i.p Greg Geraldo.

  • @ChannelPKtown
    @ChannelPKtown Před 6 lety +23

    At a Last Comic Standing audition, Greg Giraldo told me that I had potential. He will always be one of my comedy heroes.

  • @johnconstantine1604
    @johnconstantine1604 Před 11 lety +4

    At 3:38, Leary has this look on his face like "how did Greg flip this around on me." His expressions every time Greg says something funny are priceless.

  • @nickrobles6716
    @nickrobles6716 Před 2 lety +1

    When you resort to the , "Yeah my show, did you ever have a show?" insult. You know you got your shit handed to you. 🤣

  • @user-kv2cb2no5o
    @user-kv2cb2no5o Před 11 měsíci +1

    I saw his the entire vide of all the roasts he was ever in. Without a doubt, you could tell how smart and brilliant he truly was. Not to mention he was a lawyer. He was incredible in every sense of the word. He is and always will be missed 🙏🙏

  • @astrodax2753
    @astrodax2753 Před 2 lety +24

    What's interesting about this is that Greg's "written" jokes that got the biggest laughs on the show, didn't get as big of a laugh as his improvised jokes! He didn't actually need to write anything. He could've just showed up one minute earlier and still be the funniest person on the show. RIP

  • @caps201
    @caps201 Před 10 lety +91

    That big Russian war. Leary OWNED!! Absolutely priceless

  • @powderfinger6597
    @powderfinger6597 Před 9 lety +14

    The late great Greg Giraldo! Quick on his feat, funny AND making valid points. RIP

  • @socratese5
    @socratese5 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Greg was so fast, he had a response ready as soon as Dennis closed his mouth
    Feel like Dennis still thinks about this every day 😂

  • @dickharper
    @dickharper Před 5 lety +15

    4:08 body slam for Giraldo. Miss that guy.

  • @brettfavreify
    @brettfavreify Před 9 lety +9

    You play with the bull, you get the horn.

  • @ANGELofD3ATH5
    @ANGELofD3ATH5 Před 2 lety +1

    Sad Greg is gone. He was a Legend. My favorite. I was too young to ever see him live. But still listened over the radio. Good times.

  • @michaelburke7742
    @michaelburke7742 Před 10 lety +9

    RIP Giralddo. You made me laugh.

  • @ingGS
    @ingGS Před rokem +6

    One of the greatest comedians of his generation. Roast in peace Greg, you are missed.

  • @terrymchelmenfelter6107
    @terrymchelmenfelter6107 Před 4 lety +4

    I feel that too many have forgotten Greg. Fantastic comedian

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ Před 3 lety

    Come back to this every few years to feel the pain.

  • @BenTIStudios
    @BenTIStudios Před 9 lety +93

    Leary admitted on his own later on, that Giraldo got the better of him here.

    • @Blarsen780
      @Blarsen780 Před 6 lety +22

      Trending InterActive Studios ....but he's still an enormous twat.

    • @jamesanthony5681
      @jamesanthony5681 Před 5 lety +7

      Trending InterActive Studios Yes, but what else could Leary say?

    • @jamesanthony5681
      @jamesanthony5681 Před 5 lety +2

      @Brazilian Atlantis That's true.

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material Před 5 lety +9

      But he probably said if after Greg passed

    • @johndowns3839
      @johndowns3839 Před 5 lety +8

      I noticed Bill Hicks wasn't mentioned once during the Leary roast. I wonder if that was a prequisite for him agreeing to do it.

  • @SiriusMined
    @SiriusMined Před 11 lety +8

    It never gets old watching Greg putting Leary in his place

  • @williamblair9597
    @williamblair9597 Před 4 lety +11

    I can now see how being a trained lawyer and an experienced comedian would be great attributes for either profession.

  • @BigSnipp
    @BigSnipp Před 4 lety +2

    I watched this live and was a huge Denis Leary fan at the time. Denis was a GIANT and it felt like he was giving to charity by appearing on a Comedy Central show that came on at 11:30. Not to sound condescending, but it was kind of a big deal that he was on Colin's little show. (BTW, I loved Tough Crowd and CQ), and this was appointment television. What happened next was a comedy disemboweling we have never seen since.
    When it was clear Denis came in to perform off-the-cuff and was willing to survive off wit alone (which I did think he had clever moments), Greg went in for the kill. Leary was no match for a smarter and more prepped Giraldo. Greg allowed Denis to stumble over his own feet and executed him standing. This is brutal, and hilarious, to watch.

  • @yeahrightEll
    @yeahrightEll Před 10 lety +27

    greg is and always will be the dude. so quick to come back at leary in this segment and pretty much embarrassing for dennis

  • @tylerw.5458
    @tylerw.5458 Před rokem +6

    IMO There was nobody better at insults than Giraldo

  • @danielbloomquist9810
    @danielbloomquist9810 Před 3 lety +3

    Giraldo was justifiably merciless in vanquishing one of comedy's most prolific hacks.

  • @matthewsinger4902
    @matthewsinger4902 Před 5 lety +3

    I like how Colin got in between them at the end of the clip.

  • @Selahbela
    @Selahbela Před 5 lety

    Bryan Vokey and the No Sir I Dont Like It podcast sent me here and I'm so glad lmao the look on DeNis face when Greg clapped back was priceless

  • @Jearbearjenkins
    @Jearbearjenkins Před rokem +5

    Guys imagine if patrice was here on this episode too. Greg and patrice as a duo were my favourite part of tough crowd.

  • @CaIIOfTheWild
    @CaIIOfTheWild Před 10 měsíci +8

    I just love how Giraldo is IMMEDIATELY ready to fire back whenever Leary makes a comment- dude has the look in his eyes of a prizefighter who knows he's about to land a knockout.

  • @BatDad1984
    @BatDad1984 Před rokem +1

    We need this show now more then ever.

  • @scottschilling5531
    @scottschilling5531 Před 2 lety +4

    Giraldo was trying to set up his Korean nail salon joke and Leary f'd it up by getting all serious. The "Big Russian War " was a brilliant & witty comeback.

    • @the_j_machine2254
      @the_j_machine2254 Před 2 lety

      I don't understand the joke, please explain.

    • @mistercool3859
      @mistercool3859 Před rokem +1

      If Denis Leary knew history or thought a little bit harder about Giraldo's comeback, he could have said, "Oh, you mean that Big War where millions of people were bombed or shot up in proxy wars?"
      Giraldo was trying to set up a joke, but I don't think Denis knew that.

  • @wuphat
    @wuphat Před 3 lety +8

    Leary was, is, and always will be one of the biggest comedic hacks in history.

  • @maevtr3922
    @maevtr3922 Před rokem +6

    Its funny how Dennis is all but forgotten about, and Greg is still a legend.

    • @5wheels178
      @5wheels178 Před 11 měsíci

      Leary has had a long career in TV.

    • @giantrobot9000
      @giantrobot9000 Před 9 měsíci

      @@5wheels178 and he’s still alive, unlike Geraldo

  • @mikehill1193
    @mikehill1193 Před 3 lety +7

    That Russia comment really pissed Leary off . Thought for sure Giraldo was gonna call Leary a joke theif when he went after his joke writing

  • @dbcooprrr
    @dbcooprrr Před 2 lety +3

    "I quit smoking just to see if dennis leary would stop too" - Bill Hicks