BHHH2 Regular Run No 1634

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Run: #1634
Date: SATURDAY 30-March-2024
Our runs start promptly at: 4:00 PM - Please try to arrive by 3:30PM so you can pay your run fee and bget ready to go by 4PM.
Location: Warung Mie Time, Mekar Bhuana, Abiansemal, Badung Regency, Bali,
Hares: Dandy Pants & Moaning Chi Chi
Coordinates: (-8.5498889, 115.2267786)
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NON-INDONESIAN VISITORS: Rp120,000
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KIDS UNDER 15 YEARS OLD: Rp10,000
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BHHH2 Hash Trash Run #1634 30 March 2024
The Great BHHH2 Easter Paper Hunt
Chocolate Easter Eggs won’t last in the tropics, but apparently shredded paper can suffer the
same fate on a hash trail. Did some of it melt away under the equatorial sun?
127 keen hashers joined the Great Easter Paper Hunt, with varying levels of success.
“The paper (and other markers like chalk and spray) became increasingly spasmodic until we
got completely befuddled by it coming back on itself . . . We lost the trail completely and made
our own way home”, reported one intrepid hasher. You know who you are!
If nothing else, it provided a perfect opportunity to stop and smell the . . . lotus.
No one was irretrievably lost; no one died! And the virgin run site was a lovely oasis to find your
way back to. Thanks go to our hares Moaning Chi Chi & Dandy Pants.
Cummings & Goings
Here’s a couple of FIFO (fly in; fly out) hashers - Drongo
Wanker will be “out” this week, while Pig Iron is “in”.
Although not yet back with the pack, Harelip continues to
update the database from his temp quarters in Bangkok
while Head Master flew out ‘n back without missing a run!
Come On Back soon, Harelip! You are conspicuous by
your absence in the Circle.
Returners included Vice Grip & Blind Dog, Deadwood & Frankhurter, and Lovebite with
extended family in tow . . .
Among the Leavers this week are Donkey Undil &
Donkey Rider with their lovely family. It’s been 3 years
of enforced absence for the man from the “Black
Cuntry” but he’s back and running as strongly as ever.
Uwdemaaan! Not your average tourist!
Leavers’ down downs also for a couple of Canadians
who have to go back to work.
In song, they told us how they make a
living by “clubbing baby seals”! A tough
gig, eh!
Krystal Tits, who has been your Hash Trash co-scribe
these past few weeks, will now take on the role of Foreign
Correspondent. Although not due back on the Isle of the
Gods until October, there may yet be some juicy bits of
Hash goss coming out of Montreal.
The FRBs will miss KT at the head of the pack on the runs.
Her musical (?) contributions to the Circle have been epic
too. Can’t wait to see what gems you’ll come back with
on your return. But who will do the fashion reviews while
you’re not here?
Bon voyage also to 6 of 9 - happy trails back to Montréal. Nous
attendons avec impatience votre retour.
And so “the call of the wild” (apologies to Jack London) has claimed
the attentions of one of our trash talkers; but the HHH is nothing if
not a mutually supportive though thoroughly disorganised
international phenomenon. To fill the now totally destroyed shoes
of Krystal Tits, let us introduce our new columnist, the decidedly
hairier though not less attractive Steptoe . . .
See you round the ridges on our next disaster,
69er
Steptoe, on the subject of paper . . .
As all you avid readers of Hash Trash will be aware, one half of the duet that has been eloquently
praise singing the delights of H2 hashing in Bali, has recently migrated back to the land of maple
syrup and mediocre whiskey (maybe they add the superfluous “E” to keep things chirpy?).
Aduh! What to do?
Before departing, Krystal Tits (your previous Canuckian bard) suggested I should step into her
regularly drunk (from) shoes.
“Tell it like it was”, she said