Pocahontas (Golden Films) - A Movie Riff

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
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Komentáře • 50

  • @ckd8520
    @ckd8520 Před 3 lety +22

    Pocahontas:the speed run

  • @germanshepherd6638
    @germanshepherd6638 Před 2 lety +9

    I got a F on my history test , because of this movie. I told my teacher the Powhatans could talk to canoes and were each assigned a spirit eagle to guide them. Thanks a lot Golden films!

  • @MeldoWiseau
    @MeldoWiseau Před 3 lety +17

    Disney missed the mark when they didn't put a talking mutant canoe in their adaptation of Pocahontas

    • @WingItMan217
      @WingItMan217 Před 3 lety +4

      Instead they went for a talking tree. So boring smh

  • @colorlover7605
    @colorlover7605 Před 3 lety +20

    I’m really upset you guys glossed over the dialogue between Pocahontas and John Smith. It goes along the lines of
    John Smith: You are but a child.
    Pocahontas: So your feelings for me aren’t there?
    John Smith: That’s not…
    Not word for word, but still SUPER CREEPY.

  • @somethingoranother9438
    @somethingoranother9438 Před 3 lety +13

    Sony Wonder...welp that's unlocked some dusty long-forgotten part of my brain

  • @watermelondreams5883
    @watermelondreams5883 Před 3 lety +14

    Pochahantas: Nightmare Boat Edition

  • @0-_yikes-_0
    @0-_yikes-_0 Před 3 lety +8

    I love that this movie is supposed to take place in the early 1600s and everyones just running around in their sketchers and jeans. Like what were they thinking??
    "I got it! Let's tell the classic story of pocahontas, except it's nothing at all like the classic story of pocahontas!"

    • @nibirumul8754
      @nibirumul8754 Před rokem +2

      Not to mention they had talking canoes with legs. Just be glad those legged canoes are now extinct.

  • @ElFreakinCid
    @ElFreakinCid Před 3 lety +8

    For the record, the reason the chief sounds familiar is because that's Jeff Bennett.
    Also, Fluffy Wings is voiced by Cam Clarke, best known for roles like Donatello in the original TMNT cartoon and Liquid Snake from Metal Gear Solid.

    • @BrandonRaske
      @BrandonRaske Před rokem

      i think u meant to say leonardo not donatello donatello was voiced by barry gordon

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 Před 3 lety +6

    I read around a bit and Cam Clarke is the one who voices Fluffy Wings (voice of Mac in Clifford and Freddy in Back at the Barnyard).
    This film also seems to do a good job at awkwardly blending in historical accuracy with stereotypes: Chief Powhatan’s Plains-style headdress, for example, which the real tribe didn’t have, while most of the male braves have more-accurate outfits.

    • @shonenderp164
      @shonenderp164 Před 3 lety +1

      He also voiced Kageroza in Bleach apparently lol

  • @runningtoastgirl7766
    @runningtoastgirl7766 Před 3 lety +4

    Fun Chicken hawk facts;
    The term actually refers to 3 different types of hawk which are big predator birds native to north america. However, the term lead to them being killed in fear of them attacking domestic livestock. While they *can* attack and consume Chicken, they prefer small mammals such as mice and rabbits. The term isn't used professionally anymore and is more of a local term to refer to birds of prey that could possibly attack pets and livestock. Also, they are usually large and red with spots.
    Another fun fact, Chickens were not native to the Americas. So the hawk in the movie exclusively hunting chickens before the settlers even got there is an extra touch of no reasearch.
    There. Now you actually got to learn a fact after that mind melting experience.

    • @Mibbitmaker
      @Mibbitmaker Před 3 lety +3

      And we've all learned that a chicken hawk's cry goes, "Are ya comin' along quietly, or am I gonna hafta mush ya up?" ...(oops, wrong cartoon studio - Looney, that is!)

  • @samspielmann7704
    @samspielmann7704 Před 3 lety +8

    26:39 my ancestors are smiling at me, can you say the same

  • @altf4games
    @altf4games Před 3 lety +16

    Whew, that buff eagle 👀👀👀💦

    • @pennysanchez7656
      @pennysanchez7656 Před 2 lety +1

      Did this movie predated Angry Birds with the Mighty Eagle?

    • @RiqMoney817
      @RiqMoney817 Před měsícem

      That eagle was a mood for the whole movie

  • @twilightozzylovelyrockocip8222

    Something tells me you would LOVE their take on Hunchback of Notre Dame.

  • @nibirumul8754
    @nibirumul8754 Před rokem +2

    A talking canoe with legs? Pretty...interesting design for a character, to say the least. 🤣

  • @RaptorofRex07
    @RaptorofRex07 Před 3 lety +3

    I was not ready for the boat

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko Před 3 měsíci +1

    1:33 I had a bit of a double take because I thought that was Richard Horvitz in the credits.

  • @carolthedimented
    @carolthedimented Před 3 lety +2

    You would love their Hunchback of Notre Dame movie

  • @sephirothseymour2457
    @sephirothseymour2457 Před 2 lety +3

    Hahaha I LOVE YOUR IMITATE VOICES!! CONCRATULATIONS!!

  • @angelch1989
    @angelch1989 Před 3 lety +3

    Do some more movie riffs for Golden Films! This is so funny, I'd love to see you watching Anastasia...

  • @colorlover7605
    @colorlover7605 Před 3 lety +4

    This movie is a fucking nightmare. Hope you do more from Dingo and Golden Films.

  • @sephirothseymour2457
    @sephirothseymour2457 Před 2 lety +1

    In the end they kept the cook man!

  • @carolthedimented
    @carolthedimented Před 3 lety +4

    Comments are turned on.

  • @Mibbitmaker
    @Mibbitmaker Před 3 lety +2

    There it is: a '90s Disney film by '70s Hanna-Barbera.

  • @fablethewolf825
    @fablethewolf825 Před 2 lety +1

    Interestingly, I can't find a cast list for this movie anywhere. According to Phalous, though, the chief is voiced by Jeff Bennet, who's worked in tons of other stuff. He was Johnny Bravo, Mr. Smee from Peter Pan and The Joker to name a few of his more well-known roles.

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko Před 3 měsíci +1

      Golden Films generally used a Los Angeles-based talent pool of voice actors. Cam Clarke, Debi Derryberry, Jeff Bennet, Rob Paulsen, Candi Milo, etc etc

  • @tarransanders21
    @tarransanders21 Před 3 lety +3

    I can't get over that femboy exchange, lmao.

  • @runningtoastgirl7766
    @runningtoastgirl7766 Před 3 lety

    Noticed the thumbnail change and just have to say my goodness its alot better lol. I love this, I legit got short on breath laughing so hard lol

  • @Hoshcof
    @Hoshcof Před 3 lety +3

    Pocahontas Any%

  • @inkandcupcakes1695
    @inkandcupcakes1695 Před 10 měsíci

    Ther is also a Jetlag film that was made in 1994.

  • @kyleshiflet9952
    @kyleshiflet9952 Před 3 lety

    Pocahontas:what the fuck where they thinking

  • @inkandcupcakes1695
    @inkandcupcakes1695 Před 10 měsíci

    The bird said it wrong!

  • @ashyoshicharizard3949
    @ashyoshicharizard3949 Před 3 lety

    Jelle would love this movie. Since he LOVES birds.

  • @sarasaland4709
    @sarasaland4709 Před 2 lety

    I can’t believe Disney missed the legged canoe and the eagle with nipples.

  • @carolthedimented
    @carolthedimented Před 3 lety

    18:28 Are you fucking kidding me?......

  • @sadikeewatson
    @sadikeewatson Před 3 lety

    Do you have the full movie without the riffs

    • @SteelDonutCollective
      @SteelDonutCollective  Před 3 lety +1

      We always keep a link in the description.

    • @sadikeewatson
      @sadikeewatson Před 3 lety

      The link is saying "video not available "

    • @SteelDonutCollective
      @SteelDonutCollective  Před 3 lety +2

      @@sadikeewatson I guess the original uploader removed it. We can't really just upload the original movie without any commentary but normally we'd have it there. If you want the movie to watch it for your own enjoyment, you are definitely better off without it. Not a great film, lol.

  • @jesusdelcanto9715
    @jesusdelcanto9715 Před 2 lety

    I might be in the minority here, but I think the animation and designs were nice and good looking. However, it's frustrating the amount of time is spent with scenes and dialogues and jokes that do nothing to move the plot. Without the talking canoe and less time devoted to the birds, it could have been a much better film.