If Geometry Dash Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes
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- čas přidán 2. 12. 2023
- What crimes would The Dragon (Darkness Keeper), Doominator (Ultra Violence), Abomination (Ultra Violence), & The Hacker (Cube Stories) be charged with?
A video examining what would Geometry Dash Villains be charged with if they were to be in court.
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#geometrydash - Hry
the fact that a orange square has one of the craziest charges in any of these types of videos is 10/10
Ikr
his name is Anaban, and this guy HACKED gd!
he got charged with genocide lmfao
I cried for 64747473737263 years when he got banned from geometry dash
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As Darkness Keeper's lawyer, I would like to argue against these claims. The property in question is owned by my client. Additionally, it is already on fire, therefore my client could not have committed arson or damaged any public property; the only property damaged was private. Additionally, because the keep is dark, my client was unable to see the player properly and assumed they were an intruder (which they kinda are??). The real version of events is that my client attacked the player in self-defence. As for the stalking charges, they are all hallucinations that come from the player's head. After all, I only have one client; there are not multiple of them. Lastly, the alleged victim is currently alive, therefore my client could not have committed murder. With all this in mind, a verdict cannot be decided without a thorough investigation into the player's forced entry into my client's home. I push to extend this trial for one more day.
I'd like to point out that Darkness Keeper's attempts of murder could succeed, and because of that, I would like to assume that 1st degree murder was fully possible in those conditions.
Plus the player got out of his property later, and the Darkness Keeper was still trying to kill him, and I'd like to add poisoning to the Darkness Keeper's charges, because the player didn't have hallucinations from the start, he had them after a while, and we haven't seen him taking any illegal substances, and by that I'd like to assume that Darkness Keeper's fire was releasing hallucinogenic toxins, which can prove the poisoning.
@@HotIcedEspressoI'd like to point out that, without inspections, the poisoning charge is non-sensical, especially due to the fact that the player went through an intense and possibly traumatizing situation, and the hallucinations might be due to intense stress, trauma, and PTSD.
I'd like to point out an a an farted on everyone's mom so we should focus on that instead
@@TheEpikalREKT ayo
bro is literally saul goodman
i literally cant describe how hard i was laughing my ass off at this
peak
*casually clicks on random video* *galofuf comment*
wee wee
hoping for a part two 🙏
No way a GEOMETRY DASH icon has some of the most horrid charges I've even seen on this channel.
As the hackers lawyer I must argue that he was simply in a silly goofy mood those days
Oh. Okay. Hacker is not guilty! He didn't hack 5x, trespass 3x, try to kill 25 people, commit assault 2x, commit genocide 2x, commit usurpation, commit grand larceny, declare war against peace, destroy property, usurp the throne, attempt Regicide, or conspiracy to murder. CASE CLOSED!
The idea of an all-powerful entity who can shoot fireballs out of their mouth being put into handcuffs and taken to jail is really funny
6 death sentences, 26 life sentences and a one TRILLION dollar fine because of a square game is wild
Tbh I didn't realize the hacker was THAT bad.
I love how the hacker has all these insane charges, and then there is "banned from geometry dash"
"Let my boy go he aont do nothing"
The boy in question: 6:58
You forgot that in the non ldm version of ultra violence, a text can be quickly seen for dominator that says
"Kills: 13
Deaths: 0"
So he should also get like a mass murder charge
seeing the hacker get so many consecutive death sentences and life sentences slayed me
I'm gonna make a bossfight solo one day. I'd charge it with kidnapping since the level is meant to take place in an oven.
preheat oven to 425f
@@lucidmlemplace into pan
@@ethanthedudeleave to bake for 40 minutes
Update?
@@Maannnn... far from complete im waiting for mhv8
I think abomination should get man eating charge, forget that the player ain't a person...
i feel bad for the hacker he got banned from gd 😢😢😢
-4:45, i think that would count as self defence at least for the first guy (ToE cube), The Hacker was chilling and ToE cube attacks. Same with the other guy, because the hacker was vulnerable and he was being intimidated with a deadly weapon (maybe this wouldn't count as self defence since he did genocide usurpation and was fugitive)
-5:20, that UFO thing is not official from GD, so probably is an unregistred vehicle (even if it's not in a public place).
-6:30, does this counts as attempted mass murder?
cool video lol, I'd like to see Boom Slayer's bossfight next
if guitarherostyles isnt in this im exploding
YES !
NEW VID DROPPED !
5:50 “2.1 will never release.” WAIT THIS WAS MADE IN 2.0
you gotta add extra to dominator and abomination for LITERALLY ending the WHOLE WORLD
Can’t believe the hacker got that off that easy. Never having to play GD again must be great
finally i can get 1 trillion dollars for watching these autos
Part 2 has gotta have the GD legends finale villan in it
I have a theory that it’s a virus from the hacker that went rogue
4 life sentences lets go! Nice vid!
6:55, his worst punishment is probally getting banned from gd
as doominatiors lawyer i state that the player was tresspassing and attacking first with that toggle orb so doominatior was protecting the self
This is amazing! You’ve earned yourself a sub!
More of these types of videos should mention if the villain gets banned from Geometry Dash
As Doominators Lawyer I Would Like To Argue That He Wasn't Trying To Kill The Player He Is Blind And He Was Just Trying To Get Some Soda Gas (A Drink That We Have) From The Lab But Since He Was Built With Guns On Him He Had A Hard Time Trying To Get The Soda Gas And Accidentally Fired A lot Which Made The Player Think He Was Trying To Kill Him Boom Case Closed
The hacker ain’t never getting out 😭
yeah, he literally got 6 death sentences, a 1,000,000,003,000 fine, 21 or 26 life sentences, and alot more years... bro is a literal menace
this is probably the single best joke made on the gd community, I would L O V E to see a video about the crimes made by the player
The orange square is one of the most evil things in online history
You forgot that in the original level in dominator it says 13 kills 0 deaths so you have to add 13 first degree murders
I love how the most random villain here was also the worst
We need more videos like these, very creative
really cool video!
1:58 extra currency: *STALKING*
cool vid gona sub
I think that you mistyped on the last section, the hacker got a one trillion dollar fine.
I love the vid! 👍
Do one just for the bosses in the eschaton
2:29 vehicular manslaughter
Here some ideas!
Press start skull
CraZy clown (bossfight)
Kappa bossfight
Deadlocked monsters
I like that stealing Robtop's computer counts as grand larceny.
if you do another one of these videos, i would love to see B, (mostly becuz i want a b to get a life sectence)
It's wild how a geometry dash hacker could get more charges than an evil, intelligent, advanced and destructive robot equipped with supernatural powers and weapons, who can and has destroyed anyone and anything that it so desires and probably could wipe out googolplexes of organisms and the entire Earth
I love how the hacker is apparently more dangerous than a fucking killer robot
But your honor, my client just had a bad day
Duel portal: 13.547.257.2763 years + 3 universe life
You completely missed Doominator's killstreak
I guess 13 Extra Life Sentences i forgot. I rebeated the level on ULDM.
Im suprised abomination only has 13 years in prison
Where's the gins yo?
Part 2: Boom Slayer - The Creator - Change Of Scene Smiley - Serius - Deadlocked Monsters - Outerspace Boss
This Is Too Good
finally someone who remembers the hacker ❤❤❤
7:01 Is it me or is press start boss saying Oh Darn just by look looking at the hacker thinking he will be next
3:12 canniballisim
Part 2 please add the change of scene dragon monster
the weakest villain is the skull from press start and the most powerful is the hacker
Abomination is for sure getting a noise complaint
the ultamate violence ones deserve more charges for well destroying everything lol
Why did the hacker get a worse punishment than the abomination 💀
I think it's unfair to charge Darkness Keeper in both the Robot and Spider section as the attempted murder did not cease inbetween the two moments.
hey can i make a video similar to this?
Dont worry I'll give credit
Underrated video from 2 days ago? Don't mind if i do.
i like the fact that no matter how life threatening their bullets, as long as it missed it is not illegal
I saw this video 5 months ago, and I came back, I came back to see what the first level of cube stories is called to guess it in sparky xd
I could even argue abomination could be charged with man eating because of the ending
Wait I know you, you are the guy from imgflip
This video is so good
Shouldn't we be charging the creators of the level?
As a hacker I argue with these charges. The hacker has been threatened of death and a reward of one billion dollars. So you should arrest robtop, the person who has done all of this.
It's funny how the hacker and their icon were so popular in cube story animations, yet he was only ever the main villain in just one canon omegafalcon animation
This is a rally cool and unique video I😊
we need deadlocked monsters if there will be a part 2
Abomination also did cannibalism so if you do a part three add him again and add cannibalism for eating the player
3:02 you forgot cannibalism
I like this
Kinda funny that a cube did more elegal stuf then the other onec
Ones*
Did you add ultra violence, now... SAY GOODBYE TO MY ULTRA VIOLENCE LIFE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
amazing
I have no idea, why the hel i clicked on this video DOOOOOOOOOO
That’s pretty crazy
I need to know the charges of the mayhem war bossfights
What is the name of the third level of the hacker.
Cmon man, banning him from gd might’ve been a bit too far…
wasnt expecting for darkness keeper lmao
Finally someone addressed the true GD hacker! Seriously the second I beat can't let go as a kid I put it like that and thought I was the coolest person alive.
would there be any charges for the lazers?
hacker should get stalking charges since he somehow got robtops computer
i genuinely laughed at the last case 😂
you should do the guy from SLAM! if you do part 2 ngl
this video is so random i love it
you forgot to add people like Cyclic and Spacuk
The orange square has to pay 1 trillion dollars and the die six times💀
I don't think you're gonna care about being banned from geometry dash if you have to pay 1 trillion dollars, spend 26 lives in prison (plus 142 years), and get killed 6 times.
I doubt the first dragon boss owns that castle, thats treaspassing
Didn’t the hacker also commit arson
why the silly orange cube 7 feet tall🤔
How does bro get 4 life sentences 💀
Can't wait for the airborne robot (by me!!!)