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  • Amazon Prime Clips from the New season 2 of Clarkson's Farm 2023
    All clips of the Legend Gerald :)
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  • @MERISI001
    @MERISI001 Před rokem +191

    Gerald is a national treasure. The only man on television that no one can understand. We need more people in TV like him.

  • @TheBladereddragon
    @TheBladereddragon Před rokem +17

    Best show on the box by far.

  • @rachaelsas
    @rachaelsas Před rokem +22

    I love the fact that the only time Gerald is even slightly intelligible is when he drinks beer! 😂😂😂

    • @ginjaedgy49
      @ginjaedgy49 Před rokem +1

      i've seen people mention its edited alot of the time when he speaks to make it sound harder to hear. perhaps the beer scene is what he normally sounds like

  • @lloydevans2900
    @lloydevans2900 Před 4 měsíci +18

    It actually makes more sense that hardly anyone can understand what Gerald is saying when you consider what his job title on the farm is: He's the head of security, so naturally whatever he has to say is encrypted. This is old school, entirely analogue encryption of course, which if anything makes it even more secure - even the most skilled hackers and most powerful computers would struggle to decode Gerald-speak.

  • @joffey1212
    @joffey1212 Před 6 měsíci +25

    Not a clue what he says, but makes more sense than any politician

  • @joshvanderbij4891
    @joshvanderbij4891 Před měsícem +12

    Everytime i get a handle on Geralds speech he changes gears

  • @KBeMaybe
    @KBeMaybe Před 4 měsíci +10

    CC often translates Gerald's monologues as "music". Gerald is a rare gem!

  • @TukikoTroy
    @TukikoTroy Před rokem +25

    Series two is really showing up local planning boards for the vindictive corrupt entities they are.

    • @RobRandom
      @RobRandom  Před rokem +6

      Yep, very personal reasons they use to attack Diddly

  • @rozdoyle8872
    @rozdoyle8872 Před rokem +18

    Jeremy is one lucky man to be welcomed in and be accepted by all those lovely ordinary down to earth people , it is probably the nicest period of his life , he is good for them and they are good for him and Chuck an Irish woman into the mix and they are all happy as pigs in shit. Lovely stuff.

  • @1981MJD
    @1981MJD Před rokem +14

    The bit where gerald is shouting into a walkie talkie 6ft away from clarkson himself 🤣

  • @kimhartleywellywood
    @kimhartleywellywood Před rokem +10

    Gerald you are awesome

  • @lovelyskull3483
    @lovelyskull3483 Před rokem +10

    Gerald is one of the most lovely people on earth.

  • @robinmabbott7334
    @robinmabbott7334 Před 3 měsíci +10

    It's hard when your chief of security speaks a different language . The look on Jeremys face when Gerald talks to him

  • @csjrogerson2377
    @csjrogerson2377 Před 11 měsíci +17

    Well, all I got was that "a squirrel had stolen a helicopter and ram-raided the combine harvester, subsequently stealing the corn and taking Gerald hostage"

  • @glimmer289
    @glimmer289 Před 7 měsíci +13

    So, I live in Spain, but originated from the UK. Spent the last 33 years in America. I thought - based on my history - that I could understand most English speakers. Then the head of security came along. My TV set here has close captaining based on speech to text technology, but sadly, even it gave up tonight. At one point it translated him as "music!"

  • @henrikbergman5309
    @henrikbergman5309 Před rokem +13

    English isn't my native language, but I understand a bit here and there. The more you listen, the more words I find. But it's not easy. Gerald is the unsung hero in this series.

    • @lqprimetime4169
      @lqprimetime4169 Před 10 měsíci

      someone, or maybe it was an article i saw, once uploaded the first season breaking down what he's saying and it's weird how you then hear everything he's saying.
      And i still can't understand a lot of that accent after that.

  • @mycroftsanchez901
    @mycroftsanchez901 Před rokem +9

    Kaleb's reaction to Gerald telling Jeremy off is pure gold!

  • @SpaceBound-1
    @SpaceBound-1 Před měsícem +13

    I'm starting to understand Gerald.

  • @davidphillips2259
    @davidphillips2259 Před rokem +10

    Gerald top man and very funny

  • @neilsonlindsay1303
    @neilsonlindsay1303 Před rokem +10

    Gerald should go on " Who wants to be a Millionaire" . It would be priceless!😁

  • @nev7711
    @nev7711 Před rokem +6

    The world loves Gerald!!!👍

  • @wightangel
    @wightangel Před rokem +9

    Gerald is a legend.

  • @manslayer1972
    @manslayer1972 Před rokem +15

    If there’s ever an audiobook I really hope Gerald narrates it!

  • @SuperMcgenius
    @SuperMcgenius Před 16 dny +6

    I find if I drink enough I can understand Gerald. 🍸

  • @chrisclarke8422
    @chrisclarke8422 Před 4 měsíci +9

    There are now online courses were fans can learn to become fluent in the language of Gerald. Drinking shedloads of Hawkstone is highly beneficial

  • @leila5309
    @leila5309 Před 11 měsíci +11

    gerald communicates like he's repeatedly hitting the suggested words on autocorrect

  • @margaretmacmurray658
    @margaretmacmurray658 Před rokem +9

    Jeremy keep the good work work up .

  • @gordondean2165
    @gordondean2165 Před 5 měsíci +11

    3:32 Only thing Gerald says that I can understand is when the orangutan ruins his hedge.

  • @mickhardstaff6605
    @mickhardstaff6605 Před rokem +9

    Best show on TV ever 😅🤣

  • @russellmaxwell4677
    @russellmaxwell4677 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Gerald is brilliant.he is so funny, can’t help but laugh at him and i love clarksons farm. Simply brilliant

  • @jackmehoff1840
    @jackmehoff1840 Před 3 měsíci +8

    what a find, we would have never discovered Gerald if it wasnt for jeremy

  • @izzywatson979
    @izzywatson979 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Myself and my son have broken the Gerald language barrier. Top local and bless you bloke . Happy days mate xxx cyberhugs to you and yours xxx ❤

  • @lincslad54
    @lincslad54 Před 4 měsíci +4

    The joy this gives.

  • @ashleyjackson8538
    @ashleyjackson8538 Před 9 měsíci +7

    It’s a golden combination .

  • @thatchoirgirl94
    @thatchoirgirl94 Před rokem +7

    Couldn't understand a single one of Gerald's words but what a character! 😂

  • @graemecarnegie7821
    @graemecarnegie7821 Před rokem +4

    Gerald is a star and should have his own show!

  • @whammyman93
    @whammyman93 Před 3 měsíci +9

    "It's a nice beer that"

    • @Guille64
      @Guille64 Před 2 měsíci

      Is It not well said?

  • @imamgueri4404
    @imamgueri4404 Před rokem +3

    I love this show so much. It's so sincere so funny so authentic

  • @clarestorey1982
    @clarestorey1982 Před rokem +8

    Jeremy needs to name one of his beers"session" beer😂😂😂👌he's so funny

  • @mellano3
    @mellano3 Před měsícem +5

    WISE. WORDS.

  • @miked4027
    @miked4027 Před rokem +5

    I'm in tears listening to Gerald, he's so damn funny. What on earth is he saying.

  • @edwindelfin6793
    @edwindelfin6793 Před 10 měsíci +10

    Sounds like my uncle after 2 liters of brandy

  • @fingerrs2581
    @fingerrs2581 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Who would have thought he'd be the best boss ever 🤘🇦🇺🍻

  • @subjectunknown5098
    @subjectunknown5098 Před rokem +8

    Ive been watching Gerald on Jeremy farms then I saw a clip of people speaking Klingon and I could understand it completely and fluently.

  • @krycek1976
    @krycek1976 Před rokem +4

    Love Gerald!

  • @malstewart5633
    @malstewart5633 Před 27 dny +4

    I wrote a song called Gerald years ago, the band said I was mumbling when singing,
    I realise now that I was channelling the real Gerald

  • @Blagger3000
    @Blagger3000 Před 5 měsíci +13

    I understand that gerald has been hired by the Home Office to conduct English language lessons for immigrants. Perfect bloke to do it I’d say!

    • @eileenpritchard9154
      @eileenpritchard9154 Před 5 měsíci

      ABSOLUTELY BLOODY WONDERFUL. 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @user-ru7yj2mm6g
    @user-ru7yj2mm6g Před 2 měsíci +6

    I’m from Lancashire and can hear Gerald lound and clear. 😂

    • @Guille64
      @Guille64 Před 2 měsíci

      You mean understand? Im from Spain and know your language better than you It seems.

  • @warricklawrence2057
    @warricklawrence2057 Před 11 měsíci +10

    Hard to believe that this was filmed in England 😆 They only people I can understand is Clarkson and his wife . They should post subtitles😂😂😂Never mind the local football team, he needs to sponsor elocution lessons for the entire town🤣🤣🤣

  • @billbrooks4694
    @billbrooks4694 Před rokem +9

    love the mullet

    • @InGrindWeCrust2010
      @InGrindWeCrust2010 Před rokem

      And yet he didn't have one in the photo coaching in the '80s 🤣

  • @mdmelbourne6076
    @mdmelbourne6076 Před rokem +4

    Funny stuff mate, was Gerald speaking English 😂😂, sounds like he’s got his own language 😂😂

    • @RobRandom
      @RobRandom  Před rokem +1

      Defo his very own country lingo bro lol

  • @YXE00
    @YXE00 Před 3 měsíci +5

    That scene in Hot Fuzz... Holy Shit.

  • @mehentaldetectorists7064

    Great show l think Gerald needs a bucket 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @twwoody813
    @twwoody813 Před rokem +8

    Only Kaleb understands Gerald.

  • @garethrevell5873
    @garethrevell5873 Před 28 dny +3

    Wise Words 😂😂😂

  • @dianecoker-nu6mf
    @dianecoker-nu6mf Před rokem +5

    Best thing I've seen. Keep going, next series please..

  • @whatwhatyep
    @whatwhatyep Před rokem +12

    Reminds me of my old neighbour from the Scottish Highlands. He used to chew my ears off for hours and I only understood about four or five words. F-in council, f-Inn druggies and f-in police.

  • @robleary3353
    @robleary3353 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Brill! The new 'dynamic trio!' 🤣 Nuff said.....

  • @JacksonGuitarsPlayer03
    @JacksonGuitarsPlayer03 Před 5 měsíci +8

    Boomhauer of the UK

  • @susannefitzpatrick9955
    @susannefitzpatrick9955 Před 18 dny +5

    Is it me or did Gerald point to his own hedge and say: “If you were a pigeon, he cut his carpet” ??

  • @poppypopper1646
    @poppypopper1646 Před rokem +5

    He's actually talking sense, there are videos which give him subtitles

  • @bethvergara
    @bethvergara Před rokem +3

    Hello new friend here from Philippines

  • @darrelcoleman961
    @darrelcoleman961 Před rokem +2

    Agreed, Gerald👍

  • @robdog7915
    @robdog7915 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I like the camaraderie..how they back each other up even if they fup..!

  • @reyjr3608
    @reyjr3608 Před rokem +7

    Need subtitles special for Gerald, please..😄😆😅

  • @MrCocky73
    @MrCocky73 Před rokem +2

    I'm actually in tears😅

  • @Rockercaruthonyoutube
    @Rockercaruthonyoutube Před 11 měsíci +7

    Sounds like a conversation i tried to have with a nurse at the nursing home. Couldn.t understand a bloody word.!

  • @toby10bears21
    @toby10bears21 Před 10 měsíci +6

    Lisa is a cutie-pie!!

  • @shaunchia9470
    @shaunchia9470 Před 10 měsíci +12

    I’m starting to understand him

  • @GaryLaaks1
    @GaryLaaks1 Před rokem +6

    I think only Geralds mother can understand that version of English.

  • @kennedymwale5772
    @kennedymwale5772 Před měsícem +2

    Not Gerald having the same moustache from since he was a toddler 😂

  • @PrenomNom-hx4nd
    @PrenomNom-hx4nd Před rokem +6

    As a french i undestand all Gerald saiys.

  • @Instasamps
    @Instasamps Před 2 měsíci +5

    I love Gerald

  • @wendynikkel6953
    @wendynikkel6953 Před 11 měsíci +2

    He’s awesome

  • @shaunmartin6767
    @shaunmartin6767 Před 8 měsíci +5

    The Ancient Celtic language still lives in the Cotswolds

  • @gsp2042
    @gsp2042 Před 9 dny +1

    From India, needs subtitles when Gerald speaks, his wife deserves a medal! 😂

  • @buddyschreizerden3611
    @buddyschreizerden3611 Před rokem +9

    Tried at 0.75x speed... no luck

  • @deanhawthorn5783
    @deanhawthorn5783 Před rokem +6

    gerald.....is the best ever....vote gerald for pm

    • @RobRandom
      @RobRandom  Před rokem +3

      YES :D or at least Foreign Office negotiations

  • @user-nl6ex9pe2u
    @user-nl6ex9pe2u Před měsícem +5

    At least I don't do the subtitle translation when he speaks lol

  • @martinteece8983
    @martinteece8983 Před rokem +8

    I can understand about 25 percent. Of Gerald the other 75 percent is me nodding along with what he says.

  • @TheLoneRangrrandPronto
    @TheLoneRangrrandPronto Před 10 měsíci +8

    Those hedge cutters are great but why don’t they make brushes to sweep thorns off the road I have had a huge thorn in a new car tyre yards out of town it was repaired. The hardest bike ride I know goes up and down the same hill a Sutton bank multiple times. I once went up the first hill they were sweeping it with brooms which was brilliant- I have never had a puncture and I started doing that ride in 1980. I wasn’t impressed when the Tour de France came and there were so many retirements- they are pros it’s only my hobby. I was told never to do it again in 2017 by the doctor even if I walked up the hills. My electric bike will do it but I have had a few electrical failures including melted wires but not on that moor thankfully!! Quarter of a penny a mile and no tax test insurance or registration perhaps I should buy one instead of converting ordinary bikes They are about £2500 as opposed to about £600 you would hope they were better 😂😂😂

  • @tomg2217
    @tomg2217 Před 4 měsíci +6

    God 'elp me, the more I hear him the more I understand him.

  • @user-rc1fi5gz6g
    @user-rc1fi5gz6g Před 8 měsíci +4

    That's how cheddar man talked

  • @Monkeyboy2457
    @Monkeyboy2457 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Would love to see subtitles for Gerald.

  • @janfranciswielgus5454
    @janfranciswielgus5454 Před měsícem +4

    Old country folk and Gerald would know what diddly squat means truly it's bodily function number 2 see a man about a dog is a wee wee

  • @lutles001
    @lutles001 Před 3 měsíci +3

    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 Legend

  • @jamestrumble885
    @jamestrumble885 Před rokem +1

    Can't wait.

  • @elaineweston1084
    @elaineweston1084 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Lol am from Liverpool north west of England worked in Salisbury south west of England ,for such a small country we have totally different dialects, nobody could understand a word I said because I talk so quickly apparently haha

  • @MrSimonw58
    @MrSimonw58 Před rokem +3

    He makes sense actually

  • @bethvergara4th596
    @bethvergara4th596 Před rokem +1

    Sending love and support from beth vergara

  • @kennwan9917
    @kennwan9917 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Blokes basically Kenny from south park

  • @itsonlycapnkirk
    @itsonlycapnkirk Před 4 měsíci +8

    I would love to know what language Gerald speaks but like Chinese, I am guessing it would be very difficult to learn !

  • @dzsim1803
    @dzsim1803 Před rokem +8

    Does his wife understand him? If she does she is the chosen one

  • @diggersdentysonu.k.m.d8813

    Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 yes rob

  • @lbethmaglangit2927
    @lbethmaglangit2927 Před rokem

    Watching here from Philippines

  • @gplr1882
    @gplr1882 Před 8 měsíci +4

    It seems he says half words, his brother actually completes the words

  • @joeblogs5163
    @joeblogs5163 Před rokem +3

    I think Mr G, swears a lot 😂😂😂

  • @christianworthinton8000
    @christianworthinton8000 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Can't understand a bloody word! But something tell me he was pissed off! And I'm from Manchester!

  • @beatrix2966
    @beatrix2966 Před rokem

    Hello sending love and support from beth vergara

  • @mypointofview1111
    @mypointofview1111 Před rokem +1

    As a confirmed townie even I know if your cutting a hedge on the side of the road you start from the lowest part of the hedge. That defines the ground from the rest of the hedge & you know what you're dealing with. Also less damage to the rest of the hedge