Cooking WITHOUT Instructions - Vegetarian Eggplant Lasagna

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
  • Today I cook a vegetarian, gluten free lasagne for my friend Joseph, who, after eating the meal, has decided to no longer be my friend... Fair enough.
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Komentáře • 251

  • @LewSpears
    @LewSpears  Před 6 lety +52

    Thanks for watching,
    If you'd like to check out my stand up comedy I've just released a professionally filmed live show on my website!
    It's called "Death Threats Don't Scare Me." and full of jokes that aren't safe for TV (or anywhere really)
    Stream/Download here: lewspears.com/watch

    • @kawaiigothboy2922
      @kawaiigothboy2922 Před 5 lety

      It’s abnoxiosly large kind of like you jk

    • @rubenslats
      @rubenslats Před 5 lety

      O my god pls continue this series!!!

    • @brettraymond8986
      @brettraymond8986 Před 5 lety

      How do u know what a nutsack tastes like lew?

    • @p4m209
      @p4m209 Před 4 lety

      Lewis Spears
      Who was in the background at 10:16 and 10:32

  • @SquishyMushy
    @SquishyMushy Před 6 lety +596

    Cooks gluten free, puts in flour.

  • @Pezzbrah
    @Pezzbrah Před 6 lety +363

    "this is such a waste of good food"
    Lewis; "Yea well eat up mate"

  • @Mifoe.
    @Mifoe. Před 6 lety +130

    You know he's a real friend when he gives you 4.5/10 for you trying to give him food poisoning.

  • @ubernoob103
    @ubernoob103 Před 6 lety +88

    Gluten free...’adds flour’

  • @edgardrizzil1010
    @edgardrizzil1010 Před 6 lety +158

    weren't we all named prematurely?

    • @JackstandJohnny
      @JackstandJohnny Před 6 lety +8

      PrincessEdgar No, we werent. Born with a cock? Guys name. Born with a vagina? Girls name. The end.

    • @edgardrizzil1010
      @edgardrizzil1010 Před 6 lety +18

      JackstandJohnny explain Taylor or Alex type names

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 Před 5 lety +4

      @@edgardrizzil1010 Unisex names exist because they can fit males and females. Alex for men comes from Alexandros, Alex for women comes from Alexandria.
      Taylor is a name that doesn't come from any religion, it came afterwards, so there's no verse or city where it comes from, there's no gender tied to it.
      Edit: Taylor comes from the Latin word Taliare which means "To cut." It has a meaning, but not an important one, so it can be applied to male or female.
      Unisex refers to things males and females can use, that doesn't mean that it's 3rd gender or gender neutral or whatever batshit thing you want to invent.
      And technically, yes. We were all named prematurely. Say, if you were named John, after the verse, you wouldn't always end up following the verse your name came from. But names are names. They may hold meanings, but in most of the world, nobody cares about meanings and name their kids something stupid and unique like ABCDE or Krystal. In the land of the rising suicide rate(Japan if you're a bit thick in the head, as I expect you are), just about everybody uses the meaning of their name.

    • @notjimpickens7928
      @notjimpickens7928 Před 5 lety +7

      @@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 explain why the fuck there's girls named Dallas,
      That's just stupid.

    • @notablepuffin1769
      @notablepuffin1769 Před 4 lety +1

      @@notjimpickens7928 bit late mate

  • @NinjaZombeh
    @NinjaZombeh Před 6 lety +65

    Joseph's reaction to the ingredients was fucking hilarious.
    You should try cooking a quiche next.

  • @theprodigalson4003
    @theprodigalson4003 Před 6 lety +37

    I was gonna suggest lasagna on last weeks episode but I thought it wouldn’t be funny because how do you fuck up a lasagna.

    • @kalebnolan8343
      @kalebnolan8343 Před 6 lety +3

      that fit Asian you would say that but Lewis has the magical talent of fucking everything 😂

    • @wwejamal09
      @wwejamal09 Před 6 lety +2

      Put an entire vodka cruiser in it

  • @arloloul
    @arloloul Před 4 lety +6

    Eggplant because it used to look like eggs... well this is officially the first time I have actually "learned" smth from this cooking show😂

  • @gemsty3748
    @gemsty3748 Před 6 lety +36

    Gluten free just adds flour

  • @ethandella-santina6346
    @ethandella-santina6346 Před 5 lety +9

    #stillwaitingforanothercookingwithoutinstructions

  • @-Jesse.C
    @-Jesse.C Před 6 lety +4

    Love your sense of humor and your attitude man.
    Much love from Canada man! keep up the great work.

  • @ZachHighlights
    @ZachHighlights Před 6 lety +7

    highly underrated series.

  • @SenorPiggeh
    @SenorPiggeh Před 5 lety +18

    They're called Aubergines in the UK which I suppose is better than eggplant?

  • @peppertalks6948
    @peppertalks6948 Před 5 lety +9

    Why would you need instructions for eggplant lasagna?
    Oh, thats why

  • @AORYUUKEN
    @AORYUUKEN Před 5 lety +2

    Mate you gotta make more of these videos!! They are too funny! 😂😂😂

  • @lion3ss7311
    @lion3ss7311 Před 6 lety +7

    "i HAVENT EVEN PUT THE FOOD IN YET AND THE ALARMS GOING OFF!" hahaha

  • @seantaylor5385
    @seantaylor5385 Před 6 lety +7

    My mums cooking one of these right now. I think this will really help her. Thanks mate!

    • @fartexplosion4480
      @fartexplosion4480 Před 11 měsíci

      Five years later, no response. Guess Sean's dead, RIP

  • @emilychampness
    @emilychampness Před 6 lety +31

    Lewis I honestly get so pumped up for watching this weekly, makes working shitty jobs worthwhile because this is hilarious!
    Keep it up 👏👏👏 love your radio work too!

  • @Walterdecarvalh0100
    @Walterdecarvalh0100 Před 6 lety +6

    You put FLOUR in a gluten free dish

  • @PhilMiCoochie
    @PhilMiCoochie Před 5 lety +2

    Make more of these mate. They are gold

  • @XianVivre
    @XianVivre Před 5 lety +11

    "I could get around a big fruit" - Lewis Spears

  • @mr.crunchydoo9355
    @mr.crunchydoo9355 Před 5 lety +2

    Let me tell you I have had well made eggplant lasagna and it’s still burnt nut sack flavored

  • @Michoss9
    @Michoss9 Před 6 lety +1

    I love this series, please cook more. I've already learned so much.

  • @hunkahunka9183
    @hunkahunka9183 Před 5 lety +1

    I miss this series

  • @friargibbous1051
    @friargibbous1051 Před 5 lety +1

    We need more of these videos

  • @pennentas
    @pennentas Před 6 lety +9

    Why is there a drunk person behind the window in the last 50 seconds?

  • @NoviLeigh
    @NoviLeigh Před 6 lety +1

    Stupidly enjoyable. These are hilarious!

  • @rocksaltzwidaz3411
    @rocksaltzwidaz3411 Před 6 lety +2

    10:17 GHOST!

  • @themrpiggy22
    @themrpiggy22 Před 5 lety +1

    Please make more of these!!

  • @drivernephi1002
    @drivernephi1002 Před 6 lety +3

    “Tastes like a fuckin nutsack”
    Didn’t expect a different opening line

  • @tyyolpi4660
    @tyyolpi4660 Před 6 lety +2

    My grandmother had dementia... I feel bad for how hard I laughed at that joke. Sorry gran.

  • @chef5150dotpsd
    @chef5150dotpsd Před 6 lety

    Please make more of these.

  • @jossmcalister9166
    @jossmcalister9166 Před 5 lety

    We need more of this

  • @ssmidy7500
    @ssmidy7500 Před 6 lety +12

    You should try cooking toast

  • @venomwolf8150
    @venomwolf8150 Před 6 lety +29

    Who was the woman in the background 10:17

  • @WhovianComley
    @WhovianComley Před 6 lety +9

    Oi Lewis, you should try and make doughnuts!

  • @JACK-dn3qo
    @JACK-dn3qo Před 5 lety +1

    Do more of these plz

  • @moonsofnyx
    @moonsofnyx Před 6 lety +1

    Omg... So much pain, pretty sure I died inside 😂😂👌👌

  • @2F-DCK
    @2F-DCK Před 6 lety +2

    Love ur shit man absolutely makes my day every time

  • @awkwardsoprano
    @awkwardsoprano Před 6 lety +2

    This just puts my cooking abilities to shame

  • @spett6021
    @spett6021 Před 5 lety +1

    2:29 bUt EggPlaNts aRE frUiT

  • @AlecAlec34
    @AlecAlec34 Před 6 lety +1

    these are terrific! keep cooking mate

  • @Raeger-46
    @Raeger-46 Před 6 lety +4

    Cook me without instructions ... Daddy

  • @MediaBoy13
    @MediaBoy13 Před 6 lety

    Before it was finished 😂😂😂

  • @theloserinyourbasement4843

    I love that he made up the whole vegetarian part

  • @trainsonplanes709
    @trainsonplanes709 Před 6 lety

    This is the best one yet of this series! Keep it up

  • @Imperius622
    @Imperius622 Před 5 lety +2

    10:17 who is that in the background?

  • @Drew-od4dh
    @Drew-od4dh Před 6 lety

    This is gold

  • @Emily-the_funny_guys
    @Emily-the_funny_guys Před 3 lety

    OMFG laughing so hard. That's the most wrong lasagna ever

  • @nvy--eu5ir
    @nvy--eu5ir Před 6 lety

    The song in the end was wait a minute by kerser

  • @lizridd
    @lizridd Před 4 lety

    best series on youtube

  • @PNortheus
    @PNortheus Před 6 lety +2

    I fucking love this show

  • @zoezacinakayak957
    @zoezacinakayak957 Před 6 lety +1

    Cook an Australian classic....Lamingtons!!! 👍

  • @jaxongianfran9976
    @jaxongianfran9976 Před 6 lety +1

    Lol for all the football supporters here, Lewis just cooked a meal for maldini!😂👌🏻

  • @MerlinErdogmus
    @MerlinErdogmus Před 6 lety

    I think you set a new trend here. In 2 or 3 years we might see a fuck-ton of channels and shows doing exactly this.

    • @LGBTQ-L
      @LGBTQ-L Před 3 lety +1

      You were wrong

    • @MerlinErdogmus
      @MerlinErdogmus Před 3 lety +1

      @@LGBTQ-L
      Did you wait this whole time to get at me? xd

    • @LGBTQ-L
      @LGBTQ-L Před 3 lety +1

      @@MerlinErdogmus no, just found it

  • @heythisisyoutube2123
    @heythisisyoutube2123 Před 4 lety +2

    “2019”
    -2019

  • @magicdeaths
    @magicdeaths Před 6 lety

    thought it was gonna be trash but this shit is fucking funny

  • @doos6172
    @doos6172 Před 5 lety

    Vegetarian Eggplant Lasagna? That cant be a thing.

  • @henT97
    @henT97 Před 6 lety

    Funniest thing ive watched in ages

  • @venessaroberts2586
    @venessaroberts2586 Před 6 lety +2

    "Italian sandwich"

  • @Matty442
    @Matty442 Před 4 lety

    My family thinks I'm fucking insane because it's the middle of the night and I started laughing out loud really loud. I'm scared for tomorrow because if anyone heard theres gonna be the awkward eye contact moment.. :/

  • @Gormezzz
    @Gormezzz Před 6 lety

    The red cruiser killed me Lewis. Jesus

  • @heyitsdino3270
    @heyitsdino3270 Před 6 lety +1

    One day there will be a Shrek joke

  • @Deathbyfall2
    @Deathbyfall2 Před 6 lety

    When this is the show that your wife wont let you watch without her.... keep up the awesome work dude :D i vote meatloaf recipe please make sure you dont die thougb cooking that hahah

  • @stygianstreams5788
    @stygianstreams5788 Před 6 lety +2

    Up next cooking without instructions crystal meth

  • @Miss_Zoey00
    @Miss_Zoey00 Před 5 lety +2

    "Obnoxiously large" so how's being 6'8?

  • @melaniebrown9783
    @melaniebrown9783 Před 6 lety +3

    Why doesn’t Lewis drink ? Never knew that

  • @Kodakz0416
    @Kodakz0416 Před 4 lety

    He should be the next MKR judge

  • @jonahkojin1172
    @jonahkojin1172 Před 6 lety +1

    Do baked beans with yugio cards next

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa2247

    10:16 look in the window in the background

  • @razerstrikegames343
    @razerstrikegames343 Před 6 lety +1

    Woah this video had a gj gardener gomes ad

  • @al_scheep
    @al_scheep Před 4 lety

    watching this while eating eggplant

  • @daiketsuthedestroyer9132
    @daiketsuthedestroyer9132 Před 6 lety +1

    You should try making a shepherd's pie next.

  • @bugedo
    @bugedo Před 6 lety +1

    Fkn genius lol

  • @JackstandJohnny
    @JackstandJohnny Před 6 lety +6

    What was the 1 correct guess? That this is called lasagna? Because that is also wrong.

  • @floatingmonkeyz
    @floatingmonkeyz Před 6 lety

    BMB= VCE
    Cooking without Instructions= VCAL
    Lew Review= ......... Better then Marcus Dibble

  • @Noritaas2
    @Noritaas2 Před 6 lety +1

    Do a classic aussie kids birthday foods like chocolate crackles, spiders or frogs in a pond.

  • @NewCandyCane
    @NewCandyCane Před 6 lety

    That first layer looks fucking awful, LOL! I’m so happy I don’t need to eat that!

  • @kristen21023
    @kristen21023 Před 5 lety +1

    Lewis shits on vegans for 11 minutes...good stuff my dude.

  • @Alexandroid_
    @Alexandroid_ Před 6 lety

    Loving these

  • @0mn1prism59
    @0mn1prism59 Před 6 lety

    Wholesome entertainment.

  • @LewSpears
    @LewSpears  Před 6 lety +23

    Thanks for watching! Let me know what I should cook next in the comments
    Also, if you'd like to see me perform live, jump on the GigList here: lewspears.com/giglist

  • @braydencanavan1380
    @braydencanavan1380 Před 6 lety

    Was the smoke alarm caused by the bongs in the back room?

    • @wariv7746
      @wariv7746 Před 4 lety

      Bong smoke doesn't set off smoke alarms.

  • @rmleeson7217
    @rmleeson7217 Před 6 lety +2

    Favourite series yewwww

  • @SpineGrinderTrainsWife4Lyfe

    can you please do more of these vids?? They are op

  • @user-dx8nj7qj2g
    @user-dx8nj7qj2g Před 6 lety

    I didnt think it was possible to fuck up lasagna

  • @SexyNinjaMonkey
    @SexyNinjaMonkey Před 6 lety

    There's a taco emoji, or a fish emoji.

  • @noelsandford6657
    @noelsandford6657 Před 4 lety

    Give Louis a pinger and make it cooking with pinger Pete

  • @deadshotbrahgaming786
    @deadshotbrahgaming786 Před 6 lety

    Always wanted to watch this

  • @harrygell3137
    @harrygell3137 Před 5 lety +1

    When more these of

  • @hiropon2985
    @hiropon2985 Před 6 lety

    ah dude I fuckin love this shit so much

  • @mase8444
    @mase8444 Před 6 lety

    my mum can backflip...into water. but still.

  • @schoolbustohell
    @schoolbustohell Před 6 lety

    It Tastes Like A Fucking Nutsack -Lewis Spears

  • @lion3ss7311
    @lion3ss7311 Před 6 lety

    oh man here we go... haha

  • @adamkhalidabbasi320
    @adamkhalidabbasi320 Před 4 lety

    Nice background music

  • @riotact9718
    @riotact9718 Před 6 lety

    I reckon you could take this format to netflix and make a fuckin killing

  • @Caboose-dp8pq
    @Caboose-dp8pq Před 4 lety

    Bro this men's cooking so bad as houses is trying to stop him

  • @yaz9561
    @yaz9561 Před 4 lety

    6:46 but the gulten...

  • @jaceesdaile4045
    @jaceesdaile4045 Před 4 lety +2

    Bruh, taco emoji