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  • čas přidán 8. 01. 2018
  • when you are Australian but not Australian

Komentáře • 309

  • @lcsmdna
    @lcsmdna Před 3 lety +1512

    “What are you, bionic?” “Nonononono... I only like the girls.”

  • @somebuddyX
    @somebuddyX Před 3 lety +555

    lol, come to Western Sydney and he does sound Australian.

    • @stevenodonnell9934
      @stevenodonnell9934 Před 2 lety +7

      Hoodooos!

    • @TM686K
      @TM686K Před 2 lety +12

      Would have been sold if he had a Bulldogs supporter jersey on lol.

    • @Sqweekyy
      @Sqweekyy Před 2 lety +1

      South West maybe.

    • @N1KE187
      @N1KE187 Před 2 lety +5

      No mate 🤣 not even Australian,,,, maybe Lebanon yeah but not Australia,,,,,

    • @tiggakayz
      @tiggakayz Před 2 lety

      He'll fit in just fine anywhere before the bridge

  • @yaboishrek2604
    @yaboishrek2604 Před 3 lety +325

    I just noticed, if you look at the bottom right corner at 2:35, you can still see the dude that got pretzeled, and even better instead of helping him everyone is just gathered around just kinda observing and admiring him

    • @Pulang_Diwa
      @Pulang_Diwa Před 3 lety +14

      Hahahaha. I still couldn't tell if the actor really do that stunt or it was a special effect.

    • @yaboishrek2604
      @yaboishrek2604 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Pulang_Diwa I saw on an extra behind the scenes that it was a real dude getting pretzeled but it wasn’t the actors you see on screen. They just added there face over the stunt guy. He shows up on a cameo in the meeting when we meet the walbridge guy (the bad guy of the movie). I believe he was the guy to the right of the dude that says that hummus is a “very tasty...diarrhea like substance” I believe is what he said. And if I remember correctly, he was a young looking dark haired American dude

    • @jayson7627
      @jayson7627 Před 3 lety +1

      No no no no. 😁

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 Před rokem

      Lmfao thanks for pointing that out. I never noticed that until now and I've seen this movie a lot of times. Hilarious

  • @Chuckerson100
    @Chuckerson100 Před 4 lety +375

    Haulf Haustralian Haulf Mount Everest. Lol

  • @mattfake8634
    @mattfake8634 Před 3 lety +152

    Criminally underrated movie.

    • @krishanuA
      @krishanuA Před 2 lety +3

      You may be Mr Fake, but your comment is completely true!

    • @aftabkhann2314
      @aftabkhann2314 Před 2 lety +1

      What the movies name

    • @theidler69
      @theidler69 Před 2 lety +10

      @@aftabkhann2314 you don't mess with the zohan

  • @6TomCruz6
    @6TomCruz6 Před 3 lety +118

    "Could you atleast change the station" changes it to something more middle eastern or more foreign 😂

    • @805livin4
      @805livin4 Před 2 lety +3

      That scene always cracks me up 🤣🤣

  • @zt1788
    @zt1788 Před 3 lety +654

    As someone who is full Australian, I can attest that this is indeed the exact accent all the half Australian half Mount Everest kids I grew up with. I'll never forget all the Sabich and Jachnun we would eat together.

    • @nobuzzlitebeer7258
      @nobuzzlitebeer7258 Před 3 lety +4

      Did this just pop up in your recommendations too?

    • @OldFellaDave
      @OldFellaDave Před 3 lety +9

      It did in mine, but we have crappy internet here near Mt Everest outside of Dapto ... so it takes a while ...

    • @radovanprstojevic1060
      @radovanprstojevic1060 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm so glad you got rid of the apartheid

    • @FM-dm8xj
      @FM-dm8xj Před 2 lety +2

      As someone who is also full australian, i can attest to the accuracy of this statement.

    • @alexandrajablon4190
      @alexandrajablon4190 Před 2 lety +1

      JACHNUN😭

  • @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr
    @MrMaKeMeDiNnEr Před 2 lety +18

    "What are you bionic?"
    "No no no no no i only like the girls, thanks anyways"😂😂😂

  • @nimbusflamel8844
    @nimbusflamel8844 Před rokem +29

    "you do not want to be throwing bicycles" just everything about his approach is perfect

    • @chillkitty5172
      @chillkitty5172 Před rokem +2

      One night I walked out o a bar to see a massive angry drunk man throwing my bicycle. I now always lock my bicycle.

  • @jamesbarratt593
    @jamesbarratt593 Před 3 lety +168

    this movie requires watching more than once. the jokes are plentiful and first time round I obviously missed loads.

    • @julienneangelocarpo2229
      @julienneangelocarpo2229 Před 2 lety +2

      Bach in the days where he just did something random but it just worked I'm dying just remembering all the funny quirks. A the good ol carefree days

    • @chimastudios
      @chimastudios Před rokem

      @@julienneangelocarpo2229 can't try that nowadays eh?

    • @Poseidon650
      @Poseidon650 Před rokem +1

      hah.. missed loads..

  • @DDarkness
    @DDarkness Před 3 lety +120

    I almost fell out of my chair when I heard half Australian half Mt. Everest

  • @kathytukavkin2522
    @kathytukavkin2522 Před 3 lety +124

    Rob Schneider is always hilarious

  • @peterjarnes25
    @peterjarnes25 Před 3 lety +54

    I no sleep, I no see World Series of poker. I'm dead! Rob is genius!

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 Před 2 lety +2

      Ppl forget how popular WSOP was at midnight and early AM in 2007-2009.

  • @JagTheRipper
    @JagTheRipper Před 3 lety +18

    Smell it, smellt it, smell it, smell it, now take it. XD

  • @azazel5701
    @azazel5701 Před 2 lety +9

    Guy: where are you from
    Zohan: (coughs up flem) khaustralia
    Guy: really, you sound middle eastern
    Zohan: no no no similar accent, khhangarooo

  • @Scradleyellis
    @Scradleyellis Před rokem +13

    I was 11 when this came out. So many of these jokes went over my head 😂

  • @sergeiarlovski
    @sergeiarlovski Před 3 lety +30

    This guy is straight out of Bankstown.

    • @s.a.1834
      @s.a.1834 Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯

  • @Thatshowitsdone619
    @Thatshowitsdone619 Před 2 lety +6

    "Salami, bologna, applesauce!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eltonyescas5425
    @eltonyescas5425 Před 3 lety +35

    This is one of the most serious roles Nick Swardson has done. That and as the store employee in Click. Most of the roles Swardson has done have him being very kooky and eccentric.

  • @McGregorsPlumbingandHeating

    -"Woah, are you bionic?"
    -"nonononoO, I only like the girls"
    😂

  • @chichan8424
    @chichan8424 Před 3 lety +20

    My main complain is the misrepresentation of the affordability of apartments in NYC in this clip

  • @enzi42
    @enzi42 Před 2 lety +17

    one of his best movies and no one mentions this one.

    • @enzi42
      @enzi42 Před 2 lety +2

      HANGerOO See?

    • @andyserkiz3384
      @andyserkiz3384 Před 10 měsíci +1

      That's because the core Sander's audience don't recognize this one. This is more a guilty pleasure type of movie.

  • @KyloBedo-
    @KyloBedo- Před 2 lety +11

    What are you? Bionic?
    No no no,I only like the girls. I bet Sandler 100 percent made that moment.

  • @harryhonsoo3255
    @harryhonsoo3255 Před 3 lety +24

    This is movie made it right under the line before movies turned to shit.

  • @falafel2964
    @falafel2964 Před 3 lety +514

    Dude's Mom: Australia, it must be really nice out there since they got rid of the *Apartheid*
    Zohan: Oh yes, the weather is much *cooler*
    I love how both of them don't know what the hell are they talking about.

    • @dani9082
      @dani9082 Před 3 lety +13

      OMG i just noticed this line for the first time! it is so funny

    • @welcometolife4237
      @welcometolife4237 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @nadiashireensiddiqi
      @nadiashireensiddiqi Před 3 lety +3

      But they do, the rest of us don’t

    • @danielquinn9
      @danielquinn9 Před 3 lety +4

      Mate I'm Aussie and don't even know what Apartheid means.

    • @onthewattle
      @onthewattle Před 3 lety +8

      @@danielquinn9 search Apartheid South Africa mate. From a Victorian Aussie

  • @JC-nd5ye
    @JC-nd5ye Před 2 lety +23

    I fucking love this movie bro🤣🤣🤣

  • @eastsideog2054
    @eastsideog2054 Před 3 lety +57

    Rob Schneider's dope asf

    • @hughmcnamara1790
      @hughmcnamara1790 Před 3 lety +8

      Rob Schneider is a stapler

    • @eltonyescas5425
      @eltonyescas5425 Před 3 lety +4

      I felt that Rob Schneider looked kinda unrecognizable. Same with Adam Sandler. Though Schneider is more known for playing those kinds of roles than Sandler is. I think this is the only time Adam Sandler played a role where he looks unrecognizable. But they were both great in the movie. And all the other films they did together.

    • @UnjustifiedRecs
      @UnjustifiedRecs Před 3 lety +3

      Hi Rob Schneiders only fan, how are you?

    • @eastsideog2054
      @eastsideog2054 Před 3 lety +1

      @@UnjustifiedRecs hi fcukface..better than ur toxic life..ginger..

    • @jayreynolds57
      @jayreynolds57 Před 3 lety +1

      @@UnjustifiedRecs this is his mums account

  • @drumboarder1
    @drumboarder1 Před 3 lety +13

    Most of these lines must have gone over my head when I watched this

  • @adjone
    @adjone Před 3 lety +6

    "Apple who?!" 😂😂

  • @zareeftashfique8168
    @zareeftashfique8168 Před 2 lety +6

    australia gets rid of apartheid
    Zohan: "Oh YES!! the weather is much cooler"

  • @AdilParray
    @AdilParray Před 3 lety +7

    "smell it smell it smell it.. now take it"
    That sounds like me with my.... ahmmm..

  • @dopamineee3715
    @dopamineee3715 Před 3 lety +33

    Oh yes, the weather is much cooler 😆

  • @Lawer7
    @Lawer7 Před 2 lety +6

    2:09 measuring his junk lol

    • @nocomment892
      @nocomment892 Před 2 lety +1

      if you listen closely he's adjusting it like a chiropractor

  • @husanabdul-fattah1181
    @husanabdul-fattah1181 Před 2 lety +5

    "No no no no no no know i only like the girls"

  • @Wanderer1991
    @Wanderer1991 Před 2 lety +16

    2:50 always get me😂

  • @zacherydewey3866
    @zacherydewey3866 Před rokem +1

    You said you wanted pretzel smell it shell it now take it 🤣

  • @johanrossouw6432
    @johanrossouw6432 Před 6 měsíci

    2:38 - "Whose logsieb do I have to schlug?!"
    Gets me everytime. 😂

  • @adams546
    @adams546 Před 2 lety +3

    I love the part when he's fixing his duck lol

  • @braydenmackinaw689
    @braydenmackinaw689 Před 3 lety +28

    Adam is extremely handsome in this film

  • @edraith
    @edraith Před 2 lety +4

    what's this masterpiece

  • @ILIK3HATERZ
    @ILIK3HATERZ Před 3 lety +6

    Want some chickens........no no no no....i fix for you

  • @Rizzy_K
    @Rizzy_K Před 2 lety +1

    Half Mount Everest.

  • @pickzkickz
    @pickzkickz Před rokem +2

    I'd love to see the behind the scenes on those foot uppercuts.

  • @fleperd7021
    @fleperd7021 Před 2 lety +1

    the scene of the guy in the taxi is amazing

  • @muneebbhat3928
    @muneebbhat3928 Před 2 lety +2

    Stay away from my business, mustafa 😂😂

  • @Teriyaki92217
    @Teriyaki92217 Před 2 lety +3

    Khalf khaustralian 🔥🔥🔥

  • @themasterofcommentsandrese4351
    @themasterofcommentsandrese4351 Před 11 měsíci +1

    1:14 the only person who can perfect such a human pretzel is Lori loud!

  • @1sexy30
    @1sexy30 Před 2 lety +1

    my fave part when he fixs van and doesnt charge.

  • @dallassaavedra7471
    @dallassaavedra7471 Před 3 lety +15

    2:53 iTs bULL-sHAlaHaH!!!

  • @anthonyorduno9634
    @anthonyorduno9634 Před 2 lety +11

    Funny as hell 👍

  • @danellboy5757
    @danellboy5757 Před rokem +2

    Lesson of the story and 99% of movies: Violence solves everything.

  • @coldice5384
    @coldice5384 Před měsícem

    Such skills from a guy who is half Australian and half Mt. Everest.

  • @aybgreg6748
    @aybgreg6748 Před rokem

    Hilarious 😂...Rob Schneider is also hilarious as the guy Zohan confiscated the goat 🐐 from 🤣

  • @DanielBankerOfficial
    @DanielBankerOfficial Před 2 lety +1

    סלאמי בולוני אפל סוס חחחחח גדול!
    אין על זוהאן! מזל טוב סנדלר! ❤️🤟

  • @Bxdarealest
    @Bxdarealest Před 3 lety +25

    I’m not bionic, I only like the girls haha

  • @anakinyork5249
    @anakinyork5249 Před rokem

    “It’s bullshlacka..”

  • @mikejohnson9118
    @mikejohnson9118 Před 2 lety +1

    Ya know in a nice way, she is a "Good mom".

  • @1sexy30
    @1sexy30 Před 2 lety +2

    Best movie scene ever.

  • @yndraism
    @yndraism Před 9 měsíci

    Hihihi! "Be nice! He could be a terrorist."

  • @itsmohitkhudotiya
    @itsmohitkhudotiya Před rokem

    salami baloney applesauce with the hand gesture lmao

  • @johngate4715
    @johngate4715 Před 2 lety

    "yes its the feet, its the feet uppercut!"
    "SLAMI< BOLOGNA< APPLESAUSE"

  • @billvinsmoke3498
    @billvinsmoke3498 Před 2 lety

    "Mustafa" got me hahaha

  • @uncletomscabin2073
    @uncletomscabin2073 Před 2 lety +1

    Australia they just made that name up.

  • @DamanKingBear
    @DamanKingBear Před 2 lety +2

    Almost Oscar Nominee Adam Sandler🤣

  • @bruxyb
    @bruxyb Před 2 lety +3

    Gotta love the Zoltan x

  • @willrandolph1301
    @willrandolph1301 Před rokem

    You do not want to be throwing bicycles.

  • @bttp011
    @bttp011 Před 3 lety +2

    Scrappy have another knedlach

  • @davegoldspink5354
    @davegoldspink5354 Před rokem +1

    😂🤣😂 As an Aussie I can tell you where I’m from people sound very different to this fella I’m guessing he’s from Western Sydney or maybe Melbourne. 😂🤣😂

  • @agentjproductions3718
    @agentjproductions3718 Před 2 lety +2

    KHalf Mount everest 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeromehuntington3962
    @jeromehuntington3962 Před 2 lety

    Paul Mitchell is The God of Hair.

  • @fahadbaloch8442
    @fahadbaloch8442 Před 3 lety +3

    Genius

  • @sirjohnmara
    @sirjohnmara Před 2 lety

    The NOBEL Peace Prize to Adam Sandler! I was in a VHS-store in Tel Aviv and they only had this movie. 157 copies of it...

  • @adharshmanikoth3381
    @adharshmanikoth3381 Před 3 lety +34

    What are you bionic?
    No i just like the girls

  • @kylemessicktiedyecollector5690

    Half Australian. Haulf Australian. Haulf Paul Mitchell. And Haulf Megaware Australian Man.

  • @deanomontano
    @deanomontano Před 8 měsíci

    What are you bionic 😂😂 I use this line all the time

  • @Lijaskurzeme
    @Lijaskurzeme Před 5 lety +41

    1:25 It's all beseder xD..I only like the girls...
    2:10 I am *HAUSTRALIAN* xD

  • @krispynah6043
    @krispynah6043 Před 2 lety +6

    @2:09 so funny

  • @northernbrother1258
    @northernbrother1258 Před rokem +1

    I love Borat!

  • @guywhousesapseudonymonyout4272

    Why is he just leaving the bicycle there? It can still be fixed.

  • @hhdgdhum
    @hhdgdhum Před 2 lety +4

    I ❤️ this movie 😁

  • @gabegonzalez5055
    @gabegonzalez5055 Před rokem

    I love how he said Bull Shlaha

  • @monzon529
    @monzon529 Před 2 lety +2

    Hahaha i only like the girls. That line always gets me hahahah

  • @jae5004
    @jae5004 Před 2 lety +2

    Whenever an accident occurs and somebody says “Let’s be glad nobody was hurt!” My first thought is ‘Not yet bitch, wait til the cops leave’ Thanks John Caparulo

  • @johnpontes812
    @johnpontes812 Před 3 lety +5

    That is the most Israeli thing ive ever seen

  • @GordiansKnotHere
    @GordiansKnotHere Před rokem +2

    This was a frickin funny movie... Great to watch to take one away from the worlds craziness for a while.
    EDIT: Rob Schneider stole this movie IMO.

  • @jamilethrodriguez2881
    @jamilethrodriguez2881 Před rokem +1

    Looney Tunes references bugs bunny Daffy duck muppets Sonic the hedhehog run yes

  • @Crackerjacks420
    @Crackerjacks420 Před rokem +1

    I will be working with paul mitchell, As soon as I find out where they are hiding him.. lmao

  • @samirihamd874
    @samirihamd874 Před 2 lety

    The Salami part of Kazakhstan.

  • @CosmicCosmo1
    @CosmicCosmo1 Před 3 lety +9

    Adam Sandler lackluster comedy at its finest

  • @shazanali692
    @shazanali692 Před rokem

    That taxi driver is rob Schneider

  • @adam8822
    @adam8822 Před 3 lety +3

    hahahahaha good one mate

  • @FirstnameLastname-gy2ci
    @FirstnameLastname-gy2ci Před 3 lety +3

    I like Adam Sandler but he should have done a podcast if he wanted me to watch him fuck around with his friends. DISCLAIMER: the early days were different.

  • @thomasbarton1050
    @thomasbarton1050 Před 2 lety

    I looooove this mmoooooooovieeeeee

  • @syedhaider1675
    @syedhaider1675 Před 2 lety

    "it's bull shlakha"

  • @deathwaiting9931
    @deathwaiting9931 Před 2 lety

    The poster cutted the best scene. Lol.

  • @titosumi7829
    @titosumi7829 Před 2 lety

    What are you ? Bionic ???
    No no no no no ! I only like the girls ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @verticalstance
    @verticalstance Před 2 lety

    bro the mom in this movie was so fucking fine to me as a kid

  • @craighumphries7761
    @craighumphries7761 Před 2 lety +1

    Come to Perth they're everywhere

  • @pickzkickz
    @pickzkickz Před rokem +1

    Its H'Australian....lol.

  • @matcole1975
    @matcole1975 Před 3 lety +8

    Are you Bionic.
    No Im Auhstralian.
    Half Mt Everest.
    Classic.