A little trip offroad | Euro Truck Simulator 2

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  • čas přidán 30. 06. 2024
  • Being dragged 100 miles off course without good reason I find myself kicking up dirt and drifting (badly) on a dirt road toward some godforsaken lumber depot or something. This is a good chance for me to put my rally driving skills to the test, damaging the heck out of my truck in the process.
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Komentáře • 47

  • @well-over-5025
    @well-over-5025 Před 10 dny +17

    Hi Colonel, BACK SEAT DRIVER ALERT , IRL I punched one of these across Europe for a few hundred thousand miles . Even the auto g/box only uses 6th, 9th, & 12th.without a trailer, try it and you will accelerate like a rocket

  • @swinny5797
    @swinny5797 Před 10 dny +4

    *Wants to emulate Colin McRae* *Proceeds to emulate the early part of Colin's career when he was known as Colin McCrash*

  • @DWtrainsNZ
    @DWtrainsNZ Před 7 dny +1

    "Their deadness comes from them being great"
    Colonel Failure 2024
    What does that even mean?!! 😂

  • @mingxia75MG
    @mingxia75MG Před 10 dny +5

    sign said: "exception for timber and bark transportation"...

  • @Northlander74
    @Northlander74 Před 10 dny +2

    It's not a CF video without an Aliens quote...

  • @seaape1070
    @seaape1070 Před 10 dny +4

    Today's play it legit episode was just delightful.

  • @MrAdrianSW
    @MrAdrianSW Před 6 dny

    From Aliens to Ear hair in a single breath... Impressive!!

  • @ashuggtube
    @ashuggtube Před 6 dny

    Conflating Ken Block and Peter Brock was pretty wonderful

  • @eduardopena5893
    @eduardopena5893 Před 10 dny +3

    The GPS absolutely will redirect you once you deviate from the blocked off path. If your exit is closed off, simply pass it on the highway, and the GPS will redirect you to the next exit. It may not always be the best path, but it will do so. If you absolutely hate detours, you can go into your settings and reduce the frequency to whatever you like, even completely disable them if you want.

  • @TheLeonhamm
    @TheLeonhamm Před 10 dny

    Legit mind loss .. and then some .. actual valuable guidance (Backs Eat Driveller Ale RT influmation, too late for yesterday, but in time for tomorrow's Failure). Huzzah! ;o)

  • @cyberfutur5000
    @cyberfutur5000 Před 10 dny +1

    I remember a TV show from when I was a child, with a guy called "Roy Black" (although I very much doubt it was his real name) it was called "Ein Schloß am Wörthersee" (a castle at the Wörth lake) it was one of those shows made for old women and I think I mainly watched it because it annoyed my parents. I still got the intro tune stuck in my head. That's all my knowledge about the Wörthersee and now I even know that it's in Austria. Nice. Videotronic Edutainment galore!
    So the lesson is, be nice to your parents or you will end up with an endless loop of annoying TV theme song in your head.
    Edit: I knew it! His real name was Gerhard Höllerich. And I don't blame him for that.

  • @RichAttwood
    @RichAttwood Před 5 dny

    I got your Viagra Boys reference, very good!

  • @MikelNaUsaCom
    @MikelNaUsaCom Před 10 dny +2

    could you make a trip to Port Vendre? it's on the border between France and Spain... I have fond memories of visiting there in the late 80's. Thanks.

  • @mrmcbaldspot
    @mrmcbaldspot Před 10 dny +1

    I'm American everywhere except the bathroom. Then I'm European.

  • @LnD1808
    @LnD1808 Před 10 dny

    "Cook more, cook faster, cook often"
    Colonel Failure 2024

  • @benrgrogan
    @benrgrogan Před 10 dny

    Outstanding episode

  • @frankkwant
    @frankkwant Před 10 dny +2

    this game is 10x better with promods. I know you don't like it. but give it a chance

  • @Tez_Thorn1405
    @Tez_Thorn1405 Před 10 dny

    Colonel Failure, sliding Trucks since 2024

  • @amilhubbard8755
    @amilhubbard8755 Před 10 dny +2

    10 Grand of damage... More like 100 Grand...lol

  • @vaporisedair4919
    @vaporisedair4919 Před 8 dny

    Actually the industrial port of venice kinda looks like this, no canals😅

  • @ashuggtube
    @ashuggtube Před 6 dny

    Colonel Boten!

  • @oakenshield6
    @oakenshield6 Před 9 dny

    Hope you have time for a Cornetto whilst in Venice. Just one, though...

  • @papasmurfette007
    @papasmurfette007 Před 10 dny +1

    Time for a disappointing Venician Venison sandwich and a packet of crisps...

  • @cjc5478
    @cjc5478 Před 4 dny

    i prefer to drive as fast as possible and run as many red lights as possible and turn off police fines ... if the truck doesn't go very fast look for speed limiter somewhere in one of the main options categories ... turn it off then you can go about 135km / h.

  • @markmark711
    @markmark711 Před 10 dny +1

    A mod i use for Ai traffic which now i can not play the game without it is Real Traffic Density ETS2 on the steam workshop and another one for slow traffic i.e tractors etc is Slow Traffic Vehicles. also on the steam workshop + i use jazzycat vehicles packs as well.

  • @mrmcbaldspot
    @mrmcbaldspot Před 10 dny

    Playing properly = you play the game - however you want!

  • @flacch
    @flacch Před 10 dny

    Glitch in the matrix there!

  • @MravacKid
    @MravacKid Před 10 dny +2

    A bit of insight of what may have happened: the job offers have expiry timers. If you choose a job with the pickup a bit further away, it can happen that the timer runs out before you get there. Pay attention to how soon the offers expire.

    • @colonelfailure
      @colonelfailure  Před 10 dny +2

      Keep watching.

    • @rjcoady21
      @rjcoady21 Před 10 dny

      ​@@colonelfailurewell if you twist my arm. may I have an adult beverage whilst you drive?

    • @Pystro
      @Pystro Před 10 dny +2

      14:09

    • @MravacKid
      @MravacKid Před 10 dny

      @@colonelfailure Oh well, at least we got some Colin McRae rally action. :)

  • @robtippin9111
    @robtippin9111 Před 10 dny

    😎

  • @brosert
    @brosert Před 10 dny

    I think your satnav gets confused when you choose a job that starts in the depot you're already in - so instead of getting you to the load, it's assuming you're ready to go on the job...

    • @benrgrogan
      @benrgrogan Před 10 dny +1

      Its not that its just taking him to a job out of town, hence the long drive

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 Před 10 dny +1

      @@benrgrogan Yeah, you can order the job market to search for areas in the town/city you're in. That way you aren't wasting time and gas driving to another job which might expire before you get there if you're not careful. Especially if you are playing with fatigue. You might need to sleep before or after you get there.

    • @davidy7004
      @davidy7004 Před 9 dny

      @brosert I don't think it was quite the same depot - if you look at the end of the last video - the job was in another depot right across the road from the last dropoff - you can see the flashing symbol behind the gate.

  • @bjarnenilsson80
    @bjarnenilsson80 Před 10 dny +1

    Thanks for another sce video colonel, something thst have been slightly bothering me for rhe past few episodes, you are in continental Eurupe and the road side sides are in KPH why is you satnav still on MPH, it just makes things more annoying for you. And allso First post, I finnaly made it

    • @gareth14111984
      @gareth14111984 Před 10 dny +1

      The Colonel addressed this in episode 1 or 2... I'm 99% sure it was 1, but 1% of my brain is niggling at 2...

    • @StormhavenGaming
      @StormhavenGaming Před 10 dny +2

      That would only be relevant if the Colonel ever bothered to look at the road signs, but that just isn't how he plays!

    • @MravacKid
      @MravacKid Před 10 dny +1

      Don't look at road signs, they show speed limits for cars. Trucks have different limits, the ones displayed in satnav are correct.

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 Před 10 dny

      @@MravacKid Absolutely correct. Trucks are speed limit governed so that they can't exceed 56MPH in Europe. I have no idea what that is in KPH, somewhere around 80ish. The only place that doesn't apply is on the Autobahn in Germany.

    • @gareth14111984
      @gareth14111984 Před 10 dny

      @@MravacKid this too