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Colonel Failure
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Flashes of brilliance come as standard. Flashes of suck come at no extra charge.
See here, I make videos about games. Many of these games are similar to one another, they require a level of creative strategy often applied to a management or transport type of game. You like these kinds of games. So do I. That's why I make the videos and you watch them.
Do I follow an optimum path to success? Give the name of the channel a quick once-over and you'll likely have your answer.
You can help out the channel by becoming a backer. Backers get extra videos, access to the Fail Brigade Discord and the potential for adventure. Sign up, and find the people who like the things you like patreon.com/colonelfailure
See here, I make videos about games. Many of these games are similar to one another, they require a level of creative strategy often applied to a management or transport type of game. You like these kinds of games. So do I. That's why I make the videos and you watch them.
Do I follow an optimum path to success? Give the name of the channel a quick once-over and you'll likely have your answer.
You can help out the channel by becoming a backer. Backers get extra videos, access to the Fail Brigade Discord and the potential for adventure. Sign up, and find the people who like the things you like patreon.com/colonelfailure
I made a cyberpunk city in minutes - Dystopika
Would you like to lovingly craft a dystopian cyberpunk city with the click of a button? Here it is, Dystopika, which allows you to do just that. You could of course, spend hours making something grandiose, but you can get some pretty great results in no time at all.
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Traipsing Through Austria | Euro Truck Simulator 2
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I just want to go to Switzerland. Is that so hard? Apparently, yes it is. Well, so be it, in that place I'm going to one of almost two places in Austria I can name. Capital city? Is it Vienna? Does it matter? Possibly to the Austrians. I'm not Austrian though. Anyway, some belting parking at the end of this one. If you'd like support the channel, join in with some multiplayer action and/or hang...
That'd be a plan, then | Euro Truck Simulator 2
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After a spot of random meandering, a scheme is emerging. That scheme being that I'm going to tour Europe, and then, no idea. Call it done? If you'd like support the channel, join in with some multiplayer action and/or hang out with some of the friendliest people on the internet, fling less-than-a-coffee's worth of currency at one of the two destinations below and get more gubbins, including the...
This Is Not Worth Your Time - Parking Tycoon Business Simulator
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I have made videos covering numerous janky work simulators on this channel. Why? Because often I just roleplay it, yell at NPCs, fight bad game mechanics, and end up with a video this has some entertainment value. Not this game though. I recorded 90 minutes of gameplay with commentary to edit down, but by the time I was done I was so bitter about the experience that I've opted to do something e...
Very few adventures in the dark | Euro Truck Simulator 2
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Once upon a time, I was playing the ole American Truck Simulator for video entertainment purposes on this part of the internet. It was entertaining for a while, then I started becoming more proficient, at which point I found that I had very little to talk about because (let's face it) driving from point A to B without anything unexpected happen gets pretty old, pretty fast. I then left it for a...
Who gave me this double trailer? Euro Truck Stimulator 2
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In today's adventure I'm hauling a Drekkar Trans double trailer and you're all waiting for me to try and park it. Well tough. I'm not even going to try. There is no point to it at all. It's just going to result in me yeeting my steering wheel through the monitor, and while that may be momentarily amusing it would rather bring the series to an end abruptly. That said, the cat gets involved in to...
All Plans On Hold - Farming Simulator June
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Having had the train mod show a little ankle, I dove straight in, borrowed as much money as possible and then discovered that my budget was going to fall significantly short of having a full rail system. That's an understatement. It's going to take mid seven digits of cash to complete my rail network dreams, and I now have a 35 grand a month repayment schedule to hit. Less farming, more logisti...
The Police Closed The Road For Me | Euro Truck Simulator 2
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I'm hauling bits around Denmark and Sweden, because I haven't yet figured out how to profitably leave Denmark and Sweden. Understand that I'm not purposefully living in Denmark and Sweden right now, I just happen to be trundling from Denmark to Sweden. Denmark Sweden Sweden Denmark Sweden truck. This Euro Truck Simulator video series can be enjoyed in whatever order you feel like watching it. I...
I will have my vengeance. Euro Truck Simulator 2
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I want to get out of Denmark. Denmark is out to get me. I'm going to Germany. Not now. But eventually. Yeah. Then I can go real fast as much as I want to, probably. Not that this is relevant. A new character enters the fray. I have an enemy now. If you'd like support the channel, join in with some multiplayer action and/or hang out with some of the friendliest people on the internet, fling less...
Satisfactory Railwerkz | The Ironhole
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It's only because of the surplus of production I'd been left with at the original "burner" factory that I've left iron production this long. The Ironhole project is by far the biggest to date and is the first that hasn't reach a level of completion I'd usually settle for. It's "done" in terms of operating, but the glamour isn't quite to 100% (if you consider the belting system swept into the ba...
The bank bought me a truck. Nice. Euro Truck Simulator 2
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After ripping around in random trucks belonging to various hauliers I've decided to get massively into debt so I can ruin my own hardware. Should work just fine. Anyway, I'm hauling some ducting to Denmark, because apparently they don't have any there. If you'd like support the channel, join in with some multiplayer action and/or hang out with some of the friendliest people on the internet, fli...
You all graduate, now go away | Let's School episode 33
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You all graduate, now go away | Let's School episode 33
How to use a roundabout (if you want to be hit by a truck) | Euro Truck Sim 2
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How to use a roundabout (if you want to be hit by a truck) | Euro Truck Sim 2
Totally meant to build that | Let's School episode 32
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Totally meant to build that | Let's School episode 32
They drive on the other side of the road here | Euro Truck Simulator 2
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They drive on the other side of the road here | Euro Truck Simulator 2
Yes, it is a bit like a prison | Let's School episode 31
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Yes, it is a bit like a prison | Let's School episode 31
Major Construction Progress | Let's School episode 30
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Major Construction Progress | Let's School episode 30
The difficulty into building a team room | Let's School, 29th instalment
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The difficulty into building a team room | Let's School, 29th instalment
Too many burgers | Let's School episode 28
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Too many burgers | Let's School episode 28
A month with no jobs | Farming Simulator - May
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A month with no jobs | Farming Simulator - May
Death to snowmen | Let's School episode 27
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Death to snowmen | Let's School episode 27
Satisfactory Railwerkz | Concrete Pagoda
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Satisfactory Railwerkz | Concrete Pagoda
Butterflies don't exist | Let's School episode 26
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Butterflies don't exist | Let's School episode 26
Okay, so it's not a boiler "room" as such | Let's School episode 25
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Okay, so it's not a boiler "room" as such | Let's School episode 25
Another Year of Excellence | Let's School episode 24
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Another Year of Excellence | Let's School episode 24
Scaring competing schools | Let's School episode 23
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Scaring competing schools | Let's School episode 23
A Legend Returns | Let's School episode 22
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A Legend Returns | Let's School episode 22
Unnecessary bike shed stress | Let's School episode 21
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Unnecessary bike shed stress | Let's School episode 21
Scorched Burgers Or Nothing | Let's School episode 20
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Scorched Burgers Or Nothing | Let's School episode 20
Fun fact: When I was a kid someone (confidently and incorrectly) told me that steam engines are incapable of reversing and I just believed it for a bit too long... Funny how debunkable that is with a quick search of the interwebs or one glance at a steam era railway yard yet some people seem to continue to believe it
VUVUCORP IS YOUR PAST, YOUR PRESENT, AND FOREVER.
Blade Runner vibes...
For not being one of those special channels you sure are embiggenating a lot of tall slender objects...
Not everything comes from the gentleman's bathing suit area.
America is an irradiated wasteland. Within it lies a city. Outside the boundary walls, a desert. A cursed earth. Inside the walls, a cursed city, stretching from Boston to Washington D.C. An unbroken concrete landscape. MEGACITY ONE
The equivalent of the desk Japanese garden.
If it's not a game then it's a simulator.
Thanks for showing us this, looking forward to relaxing with this one.
Have you tried Cliff Empire? Has a similar mood but is an actual city/colony building game. Lets you create pretty futuristic cities on the top of mountains on a ruined planet.
I'll give it a look.
From Here My house I can see
The far future of the Satisfactory run?
Have you employed blade runners?
How do you always make such good videos 🔥
Feels like it would really benefit from a first person mode where you could walk through the streets or fly one of the cars. Maybe click on an apartment window to get the view looking out.
That's one of the requests in with the dev - apartment mode. I agree, it'd be very cool.
For a game about nothing, with an interesting idea, I think you did a great job covering this. It's got nothing really as far as "game" and I still enjoyed watching you muck around with it for 20 minutes.
'chicken arise!' 'arise chicken..!'
I liked seeing the "Repent" from the Planet Coaster series :) Did Steggs hide any speakers in any of your buildings? Better check...
Finally! A Townscaper for moody edgelords
Ooh, very timely! Thanks for putting this up so quickly Colonel.
I think this is the first time i've ever bought a game in the middle of watching a video about said game. It does look fun though.
I saw this the other day and immediately thought "oh, I wonder if Col. Failure would like this" and here we are
like someone looked at townscaper and Tiny Glade and said 'oh that's easy money.' If it was so easy why does the user have to fine tune the experience? game devs worth their salt would have had it dialed in the visuals. Makes me want to buy Tiny Glade out of spite.
Utter nonsense. Firstly, the point of allowing the user to dial in the visuals is to allow the user to dial in the visuals to their taste rather than having to live with the developer's taste. Secondly, giving the user the options to set up the visuals how they like takes more effort on the developer's part than NOT giving the user those options.
This is a bad take
LOL No .. please .. Uncle Captain Admirable Kernel Failure .. ;o)
This looks like a cyberpunk-dystopian version of Townscaper. I think I still prefer their cartoonish look and feel, but this is also a nice little number.
Yeah. A lot of people compare Dystopika to Tiny Glade, yet they are completely different. I’m not sure which game I like better, but at the moment probably Dystopika
Why does this look like a less depressing Los Angeles?
Add neon to anything, and SHAZAM!" depression lifted!
Can't wait for the series 😁
Neat. One thing missing though - Dystopikan Trains! Not Dykstopikan Trains of course, there are probably channels for that too...
Specialist channels.
Imagine doing a double-helix around some of them skyscrapers!
@11:00 "More advertising" reminded me of the tree gun. Scattering neon signs about like trees on a Sunday.
o7
Excessive neon is all a city needs. Fun builder, and no traffic issues.
But no space-elevator to Elysium...
I got this last night and for it's really low price, I'd say I already got my money's worth. I did surprise my wife by putting our wedding pictures on the billboards.
D'awww! (channels Aristocats) How romantic!
Cozy dystopian?