drunk jschlatt makes millions, calls gf minx
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- čas přidán 22. 06. 2021
- During the OTK charity auction on mizkifs twitch channel. Jschlatt auctioned his unreleased youtooz plushie. During this justaminx donated to get the plushie, he called her up and ya know what happend then... Jschlatt and Minx were cute for minutes! Schlatt called minx his girlfriend. all sorts of names and names.
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not original content though it's just rips off of streams
Pal nothing you do is original, you hardly even edit. How dare you call out for subs on content that isnt even yours
not original content though it's just rips off of streams
Schlatt is the true definition of chaotic neutral
Wdym original
"Hey sweetie"
"Are you drunk?"
*proceeds to chug entire bottle*
Classic schlatt moment
he actually wasn’t drunk but he wanted to become drunk to impress minx
@@i1khyra that's sounds dumb but at the same time sounds like him xD
he so fcking cringe, in a auction to raise money for kids, in a +13 platform, getting wasted and talking dirty to girls. what a role model .
@@wolvewick4414 I want to be like him when I grow up
@@greattitan371 no wonder your name is mr.L
A way into an Irish girl’s heart: chugging
As an Irish girl I can confirm this is true
yes.
Hello another Irish girl here, I also confirm this to be true
@@darios_635 completely agree
Alcohol poisoning
When an Irish woman tells you to stop drinking you know you've drunk too much.
666 likes
FRRRR
isnt she scottish?
@@breadskate4622 No she is definetly Irish
@@breadskate4622 are you fr?
He’s so drunk he can’t stand up straight, yet he is still coherent enough to make business deals.
He’s fine. It’s just stella rosa
A true business man works off a nice buzz
average capitalist
Minx and schlatt could get married and I'd still think it's a bit
They could have kids and I'll still think there pay actors
They could be attending their kids’ weddings and I’d still think they’re doing a bit
They could have grandkids and I'd still think its a bit
Schlatt could go to Minx's funeral and id still think its a bit
@@patrickstar3593 ...
If Minx and Schlatt ever start dating no one would be surprised. Like, no one.
minx would be
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I would
I feel like no one would beleive them lol
3:11 it was a joke but he said " don't talk about my girlfriend " LMAOOO
Ok that drink is either fake, Schlatt is an absolute tank or he is gonna have a bad time in a bit
Luckily it seems to be white wine
It's only one bottle, not much...maybe I'm just an alcoholic, tbh I've just finished freshers year at uni so maybe I got an issue lol
@@adam-jm1gq depends on the tolerance honestly... I can only drink white wine, too many bad memories with the red... beer no problem I go all day. A lot of it's mental i think🤷🏻♂️
@@Rico_71 tbf people build tolerance. When I'm at home in holidays, my tolerance goes down a lot and become a massive lightweight when I start drinking again, then at uni it's very high
@@adam-jm1gq yep the correct term was preference I think
"hey baby"
"are you drunk?!"
*Drinks more without saying anything else*
"okay ill bid more"
I like how Minx knew Schlatt was drunk immediately
It was really drunk?
He was holding a bottle of alcohol
she was watching the stream
sus
@@Carcosahead why wouldn't he be really drunk
this "bit" is so stretched at this point, i wouldn't be surprised if they got married tomorrow
Honestly they've handled it perfectly by building up this crazy love/hate relationship as a bit so no one can ever tell if they're actually together or not. It's a genius way to avoid weirdos obsessing over their personal lives
haha imagine if they got engaged for a joke haha
imagine they got a kid too haha
@@aeonstrife147 Imagine if they lived together for 40 years as a joke of course haha
@@daviddavid-mi5qw Imagine if they held hands as they watched the sun set one last time before they pass peacefully into the next life
...
AS A JOKE XD
@@Znijik e
Minx and schlatt could literally kiss on stream, and we would still think it was a joke.
I’m sorry but Schlatt calling Minx sweetie is so adorable
I NEED an irl stream where it’s just schlatt and minx getting piss drunk and possibly fist fighting at some point
Then make out.
@@ellenad6442 then fight again
@@JohnFartblast yes and proceeded into an infinite loop
@@ellenad6442 id watch it
Idk sounds like the next Schlatt Twitter hashtag
3:11 schlatt's "don't talk about my girlfriend like that" was amazing
"i mean, i might be into it, but"
I feel so dense, but are they actually dating?
@@luvfairlyoddparents honestly, no one knows. People assume it’s all a bit but it’s hard to tell
@@luvfairlyoddparents no they aren't. Minx and Jschlatt both said they weren't more than friends
was searching for this comment
I love how schlatt is drinking himself into oblivion as everyone just casually going around like hes not killing his liver
Bold of you to assume he has a liver
the wine he drank has like 5 percent alcohol in it he’ll be fine
Schlatt gives me the vibe of the guy best friend that says he won’t date you but the second someone shows interest he gets protective
The fact Minx knew Schlatt was drunk, proves that this definitely is not the first time he’s called her drunk
Oh we know for sure it's not the first time 😉
It's definitely not🤣
Or maybe because she was watching the stream...
@@ruthvik8913 *SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.*
Not really, unless I missed something she was on the stream and saw him literally being bottled fed and chugging alcohol while trying not to fall on the ground. If not then then by he calls her and do it right on phone camera.
Schlatt is the type of guy to raise money for the kids. Big Guy's the type of guy to embezzle all of that money.
embezzle for a billboard*
I HAVE TWO SIDES
@@Christiaan-qj8fi trueeee
Nah, it's reversed
@Atticus Llanes wouldnt put it past em!
In 2:33 you can hear schlatt telling minx
"That's why we love each other"
It's surprisingly cute that schlatt gets drunk and then wants to call minx, and that she immediately knew he was drunk so it's happened plenty before when he wasn't doing it for content
The way he just fucking fell had me wheezing for a solid 5 minutes.
Time
@@bogabog 3:27 I think
@@lore_heart Ty :)
@@lore_heart Yes it was then
LMAO-
I was about to make fun of the bidders for spending thousands on like $10 dollar stuff but then I remembered it was a charity stream so then I made fun of myself
Nice Wattson pfp :]
@@grotn_ thanks, nice Delphox pfp 😊
Yeah but it was going to be signed so that makes it pretty unique
Tax deductable😳
Everyone love Jesus
“hey I never told you this but I’m in love with you”
*” t h a n k y o u”*
2:55 is just schlatts death in dsmp but irl
"You would be number 11"
Chill minx, he just said he loves you dang
and she wonders why he wont stop chugging
Can someone explain what that means?
@@Masonia_ I'm not young, English is not my first language so I don't understand what that means
@@Kristina-rc2cl oh okay, my bad. It basically means he's the 11th person she would smash.
@@Masonia_ oooooh thank you
At first, Schlatt and Minx were like “hmm flirting”, as a joke. But bro...I don’t think it’s a joke anymore.
honestly I would flip my shit in the best way, but relationships like that aren't usually built to last unfortunately
@@lordreiman8352 I mean, I would like they to start dating, but if it doesn't work out, I know they would go back to be friends.
What happens with Alex then? 🙄
I'm pretty sure this is a bit. Both of them have said that they are friends.
Also, wasn't the point of him being all cutesy so that she would bid more on his plushy?
@@sunnyonarainyday6804 I mean he said don’t talk about my girlfriend like that in the background at one point where it was barely heard to one of the dudes
Everyone is talking about Minx and Schlatt, I’m just talking about the wholesome friendship on display.
Schlatt: *falls over drunk*
Also Schlatt: *keeps drinking*
Hate to endorse alcoholism, but Schlatt needs to be drunk more often
Similar to malena.
Isn't the stuff he spit out water though?
@@skyre5528 its alcohol, sometimes it can look like water
@@skyre5528 a lot of alcohol is clear, vodka, moonshine, gin, tequila, the list goes on lmao
Ah, I see. Hopefully the big guy doesn't become a complete alcoholic.
“Your hair is immaculate smelling I just wanted to let you know”
Schlatt: _Thank you, thank you☺️_
I don't like how the emoji is in italic too... i didn't know that was possible
GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest CZcamsr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear h
wait emojis can be italic??
_Lmao🦀_ 🦀
Omg its fucking italic. Thats so funny
Men's solidarity
**🤓**
schlatt is getting destroyed: his heart, his liver, but not his wallet
The way he casually says girlfriend surprises me
why do i feel like schlatt and donut operator would be great friends
Yesss
Because guns, that's why
they so could lmao
I was thinking that the other day they both go to drive tanks lol also schlatt ft theakguy would be hilarious
Yes lmaooo
"There are only 2 type of people that ever tell the truth
Children and Drunks."
- My Grandfather
so this is precious
was he sober when he said that?
@@nickygian …… because if not that world make him drunk… 💀
690 likes 😫😫😫😫😏😏😏😏😏
@@qwerty_-yy3cp thanks man
Gonna print this and put it on my wall
Schlatt : *drinks even more*
Mizkif: *FOR THE KIDS GUYS*
2:19
When confronted with a woman the wild "Asmongold" instantly flees the scene
Lmaoo
what happened? Why did he 😂
@@thenamelessking375because minx acted like she was attracted to him. You can hear her say "hey sexy! Put that sexy ...?... fuck me"
Big Guy has been getting bigger. I remember when his arms were literally twigs.
big guy getting big bodied. I love big men
who is big guy? the only person in this video is famous minecraft youtuber "Jschlatt"
@driver um no, it literally says schlatt in the title. If u wanna talk about that big guy of yours, go to his channel and stop comparing him to schlatt, thats sooo disrespectful🙄
Cant yell if its buff or fat, either way he actually looks healthier than back in 2020, and especially better than when he graduated Highschool.
@@jamzee_ It's prolly muscle from him finally becoming a man
pls "rajonokunigaslitvak" is a lithuanian guy, username translates to pretty much "your local priest from lithuania". the country is broke, idk where he's taking the million from T-T
It ended up being a fake donation sadly
this is the third time I've heard about lithuania this week
bruh
I wouldnt say its broke
The country is broke indeed but there are a few lithuanians that either left the country or are doing business with outside sources but simply still live there due to taxes being way cheaper and generally everything else being very cheap in comparison or family reasons. Of course no idea if there are any legit lithuanian millionaires LOL.
@@MegaKARI2009 yeah, I just thought it was a weird coincidence that I saw something related to lithuania again after what happened to me last week. This lithuanian kid named Lukas raided my friend's discord server with a bunch of gore and snuff films. I had to learn some thing about their country as I was reporting him to his local government
Schlatt goes"if you were here rn.. " then she fucking comes and this chad just eats cereal
"I Don't want to put things in my ass"
- Schlatt, 2021
schlatt is the only person that could have the fanbase he does by just uploading once a month and showing up in other peoples videos
And the only person who could just randomly stream one day and have as many viewers as the average popular streamer with minimal questions
i raise you- technoblade
techno
him and technoblade are the only examples i could think of with such a large fanbase yet little to no screen time lol
Technoblade
schlatt calling minx "becca" and then wheezing, i know its funny because i know EXACTLY the face minx made
Probably 😐
He is literally the most manly human being I have ever seen
the dont talk about my girlfriend like that was kinda cute ngl
“Don’t talk about my girlfriend like that”
3:08
drunk schlatt=better schlatt
It's like his medicine
@@fluidperson6891 its a lot of peoples medicine lul, thats why america is such a great country
Oh shoot hey, surprised to see you here
@@AirJunior hi
I don't know if schlatt is just acting drunk or actually drunk. I can never tell what he actually is
Both. Don't ask how, but both.
@@AnEldritchBeing acting drunk. Don't ask how but he's a terrible actor drinking clear liquid out of a red wine bottle
@@adriankorndogs5401 *still both.*
I think Schlatt appreciates Minx can handle a lot of shit talking and isn’t too thin skinned
If nothing else, thats why theyre friends.
The fact that they are doing this for charity is so wholesome to me and idk why 😭
Especially the part where they talk about plugging butts of varying sizes 🥺😭
@@joekerr5418 omg and the part where Schlatt’s alcohol addiction becomes increasingly worse 😊😭
Stfu
The fact they look like trying to settle a capitalism on a plushie, but that money is for charity
@@wewlilol3392 chill friend we are all schlatt enjoyers
jschlatt is an absolute specimen i swear
Minx and Schlatt could absolutely hate each other, be best friends, dating, or have been married for the past like 3 years and I don't think any of those outcomes would surprise me tbh
I love how all these other people are here for the charity and schlatt is just getting shitfaced
Shitfaced on water from a Stella bottle?
Jokes aside I didn't think the shlinx bit would last this long
I'm really starting to doubt if it's a bit now
They remain strangely committed to the bit
they do this once a month because minx and him get lots of mola from fans lol
@@abigail.murdoch me to dnf while also wondering in the back of my mind if dream is just a fvxkin genius pioneer to cc fanbase formula: cc intimate relationships, consistent upload, clickbait(ish)/potentially viral content, and relations with his fans (making a fan art twitter acc, having his fans be so invested in their relationship to make big animations and fanfics that just brings more attention to them), finding new promising ccs and boosting them (like tommy ranboo niki)
@@abigail.murdoch its like he's planed this his whole life, how does everything work so well and smoothly when he's considerably also a new content creator??
This is actually really well made wtf
that’s what i was thinking 😂
@@azorp OP has to make more of this shit! I subbed hoping for more content like this!
the editing is top tier
When he called minx she sounds like worried wife 😂
5:25 shlatt falling in love
5:27 shlatt remembers why he started youtube
" look it's the only woman who hasn't cheated on schooled " 💀💀 6:35
if they actually end up together im gonna loose my shit
I honestly wouldn't be surprised
Schlatt will lose his shit in that event, from the pegging
I just hope one of them gets another partner already just so yall shut the hell up already the hetero s are out of hand already get a life
@@joeyjoeanu4910 if schlatt is fucking a man I’ll loose my shit even more that would be the best outcome
@@erincraven9183 Bi moment
Schlatt drunk is the most ballsy man and I love it
“I love you”
“Thanks”
“yeah😔🕊”
6:47 The way Schlatt called Minx "honey" is giving a big 'married couple' vibes 🥰
The more you joke about something, the less of a joke it becomes
thats some deep shit right there
Very true
This is actually a psychological fact
Except for sia living in beyonces basement
I'm gonna start joking about being rich.
People who genuinely think they are in a relationship clearly don’t watch minx
I don’t think they’re in a relationship, but I think it’s totally possible they find each other attractive. Then again I don’t watch minx’s streams.
I don't think they are together but they are like have a great platonic friendship. They are so alike.
5:27
“I never told you this, but I’m in love with you”
“...Fuck you.”
So romantic 🥰😍❤️💖🥰😍❤️💖🥰😍❤️💖🥰😍❤️💖😩😩😩😩😩
Stfu
Why…Why the emojis. It makes me want to die inside
So trueee!!! I ship it!!!! 😍😍🥰🥰💖💗❤️❤️🩹😍🥰🤮🤑💗❤️🩹💖😀😀🥺🥺
@@rileyshuman2553 snowflake ❤😘😍💘💝💖💔❣💟💌💕💋💋💋💋💞💓💗❤🧡🤎💜💚💙💟❤💝💗🤎🤎💜💜💙🤍🖤🤍💛💋💋💋💋💋💗💗💗💛💝💝💞💝💞💝💝💞💝💘💓💝💞💘💘💞💘💞😻😻😻😻😘😘😘😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
It is so romantic😩👈❤️❤️😩😌🥰😘😍🥰😍😍🥰🥰😩😘🥰😩❤️😩😩😍✨✨😍✨😍😍🥰🥰😍😘😘😍🥰🥰🥰❤️🖤💛💚💜💜❣️💕💞💞💖💗💓💜😩🥰😩🥰😍😘😘😍😘🥰😍😘❣️💕💖😍😍😘🥰😩🥰😩✨✨😩
Shlatt’s view on pegging makes sense. Same reason I don’t like needles
same reason why I don't like face-to-face interaction
I can't believe you two just compared pegging to needles and face-to-face interaction
Anyways i agree, i too have the same reason as to why i don't like heights
@@temutemacular bud bud.. you gay or something?
Heights are fine
Don’t like the sight of blood
@@Pawrcii bro
explain the funny
dude asmond is so funny when he's trying to socialise, that "are you sure?" @6:31 took me out 😂😂😂
This is so confusing- like we never gonna know or realised if they actually date..
I feel that no matter how drunk schlatt gets, He doesn't change his attitude
Edit: holy shit thanks for 4700 likes!
Edit Edit: wow, 7400 likes.
i thought he was always drunk
@@Mushroomspec he is hes just always drunk
He just becomes more schlatt
Schlatt is always drunk
schlattitude
Bro I thought all of this was a joke flirting, but I don't think it's a joke anymore.. Wouldn't be surprised if they actually became a couple, angry Irish woman and a new yorker living in Texas.
Same thing diff fonts 😭
Sounds like a sitcom
King of the hill
I love how Asmond ran off screen terrified after he saw minx
Esfand looking like Ron Jeremy creeping behind schlatt
I don’t know why but Asmongold running away is the funniest shit
Asmon just silently lurking then running away once someone acknowledges him is the thing I'll remember most about this video
I have yet to see him talk in any of these but his behavior makes me wheeze whenever he’s there.
The way he smiles at her at 2:10 2:34, that's adorable
Everyone trying to sell the plushie meanwhile Schlatt fighting for his damn life
Just the speed he sobered up when he heard Minx.
Chlatt - " i ..i just dont feel like putting things in my ass"
Everyone in the room - 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Edit: y e s ... C h l a t t
@ZoNotFound :] Chlatt
Chlatt
Chad x Schlatt
Chlatt
Chlatt
“i’ve never told you this before but i’m in love with you.” gives me “i love you. most ardently.” vibes.
everyone's talking about schlatt and minx but are you seeing schlatt and esfand tho
Pog thats me at 4:49
As a woman, that's hot.
As a woman, i agree
Whole heartedly agree
Agreed
As a woman, i also agree
@- S Am U K In H A - baby don't hurt me
he seems more responsible when drunk
the irony
Schlatt simping so hard when he's drunk lmao
at 2:57 schlatt spits up stella rosa, however instead of being a ruby red color, as stella rosa is, it is clear. We can only assume either a: They refilled it with water so they could fake being more drunk than they actually are on stream or far more likely scenario b: schlatt drank all the wine, rinsed out the used wine bottle, and filled it with vodka. Who will ever know the truth.
OMG THANK YOU I CAN FINALLY REST IN PEACE I WAS HERE 4 MONTHS AGO AND WONDERED THE SAME QUESTION
I swear i heard minx call schlatt “Honey”
5:18
Booze is just liquid love to Schlatt.
Minx :"are you into pegging? you are aren't you"
Big guy :"no i didn't try it""
Minx: "why??"
Big guy :"hmm idk i just don't wanna put things in my ass"
*everyone claps*
Big guy : "i did try the small one though.."
Schaltt is the equivalent of florida man
the pegging at the end lmao
God knows what would happen if drunk Schlatt meets Pink Hair Minx. (Just kidding, we know)
*get tf out. Right now, the door's unlocked.*
😟 That would uh-
R-r-roll up to the party- my crazy pink wig-
@@toffzee NO💀
schlatt and minx's relationship is basically like my grades... it's up and down and up and down.
that sounded sooo wrong😭
7:50 beautiful moment
the only time he says nice things to minx is when he is drunk lmao
3:07 “Don’t talk about MY GF”
The way he was just like “More” when auctioning the plushie and drinking
It’s really hard to believe that he’s still joking when he’s this drunk
Being drunk makes you show your true self
Reading your comment makes me wish for a nuclear winter
oh my this is paradise for the shippers
Yes, I do enjoy this sight
ew
that is disturbing no
Lmao the meme potential on this is great too, got ammo for both sides of the spectrum.
shipping is weird as fuck, ew
Jschlatt: *Drunk*
Everyone else: FOR THE KIDS!!! 😃