I adopted a cat.
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- čas přidán 6. 05. 2021
- Schlatt adopts a cat.
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AWW! Schlatt talks about how he adopted Jambo, a 6-month old orange tabby. Jambo, or, as jschlatt's twitch chat calls him, Soup, or, Jcat, or, Andrew Yang's Chicken Soup Surprise, is the newest addition to the Jschlatt Family. Jambo has already been getting tons of love on Twitter, where Schlatt's Twitter Alt (still Twitter Unverified) posts frequent photos of the Cute Lovable Kitten for hundreds of thousands of likes. I enjoy seeing all of the angry Quote Retweets on pictures of Jambo, and laugh at your lack of a father figure. I have a cute cat and you don't!
No, this is not a Minecraft Manhunt vs 5 Hunters video (even though I would love to take a break from my 24/7 Dream SMP Minecraft 1.17 stream). TommyInnit doesn't make this video 1000x Funnier. Wilbur doesn't show his cute face and Minx isn't even here to flirt with me. It's just me talking about my awesome Garfield cat who I love more than any of my fans..... just kidding! I genuinely love and care about you guys, and that's the best way that I can describe it. You are like a whole bunch of kittens and I LOVE YOU. Not every creator will feel the same as me, and that's fine, but I'm being genuine every time I say it. My Youtooz plushies drop later this month so you better buy one before they sell out. Maybe even resell them at a 100x markup. - Zábava
“He’s adorable, he’s annoying, he’s a bit of an asshole” that's literally the perfect description for 98% of cats worldwide lmao
Perfect
yeah but is your cat a tax writeoff?
Perfect description for schlatt too
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JCAT
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole"
Like father, like son
@@rekdyoface4503 yup and who's gonna stop them? It's a fucking social app that everyone has access too!
@@rekdyoface4503 I'm just saying that there's no point saying a comment is copied your just wasting your own time (I apologise if I came off as rude)
@@rekdyoface4503 you'll see what I mean
2 outta 3 ain't bad
oooh 😂😂😂
There is NOT a single thought in that lil guy's face and I love it
yes
Orange
@@dagameboy Garfield
yeah the cat is cool too though
@@kowskizury lmfao
1:13 The fact that it's not the only bottle cap on the floor is funnier than it should be
Lol
“He’s adorable, he’s annoying, he’s a bit of an asshole.” They say the pet becomes like the owner.
@@MemphisKVLT lmfao
Ooo.. you shouldn't say that, *or Schlatt'll take your kneecaps as down payment.*
@@therealmania just like 1999-
frr
Wow original content
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole."
Sounds like a cat to me
Damn 4.5k, nice.
I have 3 assholes then.
@@ArcturusCOG TMI bro...
@@ArcturusCOG you should get that checked out man thats not normal
@@ArcturusCOG the 2 kinds of assholes...?
I read this as he said it :O
I can't say how much an orange tabby fits Schlatt so much lol.
I love how Jambo went from being cute and saying "Hellooooo???" To being a absolute menace in Schlatt's livestreams 💀😭
"adorable, annoying, a bit of an asshole."
Are we still talking about the cat?
That cat is a fucking fiend
like father like son
@@callistoarmy5576 did you like your own comment? Cuz nobody here gonna like a comment reply in 44 seconds bruh.
@@hairyeagle2502 👍🏻😂❤️
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“He’s adorable, he’s annoying, and he’s a bit of an asshole.”
*Jambo is just Schlatt in cat form.*
Jcat
@@Forceifyy yes.
@@Forceifyy YES.
So true
*Clatt*
That clip at the end with Jambo looking out the window was some movie tier cinematography
3:48 JAMBOS FACE I CANT-
Jschlatt: *Grabs Jambo's face*
Jambo: *Starts kneading out of happiness*
You can tell these two love each other. Good for you Schlatt.
IKR it’s so wholesome
Timestamp?
@@zawailur395 1:04
Finally he found true love
@@violetpencil9614 thanks!
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole." So he's just you as a cat. Cute
so he’s just a cat. period.
/v nothing more accurate has been said, as the saying goes.
i have never been so offended by something i 100% agree with
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JSCHCAT
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole" is the perfect description of every cat on earth 🤣
Schlatt is/seems like that type of guy, who at first is like ,,I DONT WANT A CAT! I HATE THEM" and when he gets one, he basically makes him his newborn son XDDD
Jschlatt sounds like a dad that spoils his children, complains about how spoiled his children are and continues to spoil them... love it.
yes
Cause he is
He is the father of that cat
im ur 1,000th like :)
*y e s*
I love how Schlatt just starts complaining about all the amazing stuff his cat has as if he wasn't the one who bought it for him
@@callistoarmy5576 no
I mean his offline chat bought his cat a lot of stuff
@@callistoarmy5576 than start making orginal songs and not covers.
@@callistoarmy5576 tf
@@callistoarmy5576 no❤🖕
baby. pet baby. hug baby. love ababy
Schlatt is the essence of cat dad
"Hes Adorable, Hes Annoying, And Hes a Bit of an Asshole"
They truly are perfect for each other
my thoughts exactly
Perfectly described cats in general
Wow, the perfect match
Perfectly described tommyinit and dream
@@jayus2033 oof
"he's adorable, he's annoying and he's a bit of an asshole"
Sounds like the perfect definition of cat
@mony m ^ report this a**hat
and schlatt
My fricken kitten is worse I have to literally have to drop kick her
So JSchlatt. Makes sense.
3:51 I love how he talks about Jambo’s Pavlovian reaction and this is his Pavlovian reaction
he need more than toys, he needs love and attention. its obvious he loves you
I cannot get over that Schlatt has psychologically conditioned his pet to respond to monkey noises
return to monke is a reel thing, memes aside
I kinda have that with my cat, if I say something like, “Ready to go to Gma”, she would meow and swat the air...
These felines are fucking next level
_reject humanity, return to monke_
Yo could you bring me a drink?
@@depufull this is it this is the sermon we all need
I like how schlatt is making himself out to be an asshole that only cares about money, but also has spent a small fortune on making this cat's life as good as possible.
To be fair, a lot of the gadgets the cat has are tools that make it easier for schlatt. Like the machine cleans up litter so schlatt doesn’t have to, the other one pours out food 3 times a day so schlatt does have to. the cat doesn’t know the difference.
@@whiskerswow1529 i mean,the cat has a water fountain. The thing probably spring the floor everyone now and then,he could have just give him a water bowl,given cats don't even drink that much,but he didn't.
His cat is a little spoiled
To be fair cats are fucking great and we should all worship them like the egyptians
@@thedevilsguardfox1651 Agreed-I have 5 myself. 😎👍
@@ryomahoshi4529 Yeah- the water fountain is a nice thing. Cats love moving water! Its in their instincts.
you can tell this cat is loved, and comfortable
Jambo loafing is literally the cutest thing ever
seeing schlatt not scream and being gentle for 6 minutes straight feels illegal
yeah lmao
I havent seen a keyboard get obliterated in months and im having withdrawals
You forgot
"JAMBO IM TAKING A SHIT"
Yes
@@DarkTheFailure still wholesome
Jschlatt being a cat guy is the greatest development of human society as of late.
hes a cat guy because hes a lizard guy. hes the best guy
I fucking love the fact that he’s jealous of his cat living with the height of luxury
Okay but did we expect him to be anything besides a cat guy
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exactly
When this was posted, I got my cat as well. I had 3 names I had to choose from until I saw this video. I had stolen his cats name.
Jambo perfectly encapsulates the orange cat stereotype.
Absolutely nothing in his little head.
This is the peak example of a dad who said he didn't want a pet but ends up loving it
No it’s not, because he wanted this animal and he is not a father to any children.
@@fartpunch7508 notice the "example" part.
@@fartpunch7508 no
@Minecraftkid_ too late
@@fartpunch7508 r/wooshhh
"he's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole"
Basically summarizes all orange cats
Just cats in general
mine is a lazy little fuckhead smile
all cats full stop
Lasang
yeah, orange cats are built different
"Soup" is really cute.
"Jambo i'm taking a shit! Stop it!"
i like jambo.
Whats up checkmark?
whats up checkmark
kramkcehc pu s'tahW
What’s up checkmark
ʞɹɐɯʞɔǝɥɔ dn s’ʇɐɥM
“He’s adorable, he’s annoying, he’s a bit of an asshole and now a tax write off”
They say pets take after their owners
Comment of the century right here
Yeah so does Minx's
you can now add expensive
@@broke3654 didn't know minxs cat was also hated deeply by schlatt
@@yetiboy. schlatt bullies the shit out of that cat in every opportunity he gets LUL
The cat is adorable, " PS, the cat most likely mows to get pets, or for attention."
Jambo is Garfield.
Schlatt: “Oh shit. I gotta make a video this month.”
*Sees cat just chillin*
Schlatt: “YOU, COME HERE”
*violently grabs cat by the neck*
@@hebonky
“You’re gonna get all the views like other pets or you’ll be neutered.”
@@catsareyes6446
“And in return you get pets”
pewdiepie with edgar
Schlatt-cat
“White dog that every rich white girl has”
Technoblade rich white girl confirmed
well, it's his sister's dog i believe, so still checks out
@@JustBizmuth I mean he has a networth of around ~1 million so i mean....
Can't believe he doxxed Bad and Techno like this, smh.
@@joethewolf3750 lmao
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Jambo is the cat from stray
The true intrest and compassion "shatt" had and still has for this animal is genuinely so wholesome
Especially in the vet video you can tell he cares for and is attentive to this soup and it's very good in my brain :D
Schlatt recording his cat as a business write off is the most American thing I’ve heard of
smart guy
@@Lava_Zoid no
And it also got him to #4 Trending lol
The most american thing is an old patent for a mousetrap where instead of a spring loaded arm trapping/killing the mouse the actual trap mechanism is a tiny revolver aimed at the chunk of cheese. Either that or it's deep fried butter.
@@Lava_Zoid nah
Fun fact: men who own cats are generally more gentle.
Exceptions: schlatt
Lol
Exceptions: Me
@@TypicalCynic_ lol
He does seem a lot more gentle when he's around him tbh
@AJ Cooper prince philips a lucky man
The cat is adorable 🥰
0:24 Agreed man those dogs are the worst
When Schlatt left to get his rolls and Jambo immediately started crying my heart melted. That cat *loves* him.
car
Vehicular manslaughter
i think you should see a doctor
@@fameolife and after that arson
@@ballstealer And then i'll go to prison for 4 years, get out, then join the mafia in smuggling guns
what da cat doin
cooking meth, commiting war crimes
living its life
Wat da cat not doin
his best
What da dog doin
Jambo is a handsome lad. You are fortunate to be chosen by him.
4:04
aw the sweet baby ;-;
Minx’s cat looks like it’s been sniffing glue relentlessly for decades
it has
Lmfao
I pray for that cat everyday
minxs cat is literally done with life
I just got into a laughing fit
“he’s a genius!”
*11 fridge magnets later*
“he’s a dip shit”
Natural escalation
cats in a nutshell
they are a metronome
999th like
@@hopeless7323 actually 998th since my own doesn’t count
he's an orange cat, what did you expect? there's nothing behind those eyes
i thought orange cats are either the sweetest little angel or the cause of world destruction. i really can't believe you can have both.
jambo just sounds like a roommate that strives to make you miserable and annoy you but you love the guy anyways
Seeing Schlatt being a proud cat-dad is genuinely the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Ikr
Don’t watch @pakde sragen’s video that he linked, it’s a fucking video with a guy pulling on some plants. Also ik no shit don’t click on a random link but I’m a curious dumbass
Looks like my cat :) mine is soft ! Doesn't bit doesn't scratch and loves bottle tops or rings ,especially on a stone floor so they slide !
Follow @maximillyin on ig😍
@@Max-lw8gr No
First rule of owning a cat:
1. You do not own a cat. The cat owns you.
I love my cat
what's up checkmark
whats up checkmark
E
whats up checkmark
Shlatt, you should find who got the Jambo the first, and you should have them meet
schlatt is like the dad who says he doesn’t want a cat but when he gets one they’re best friends
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👍🏻..
Thats exactly what happened with my dad lmfao
That's exactly what happened to my uncle when they got their cat Crosby. I swear he loves that cat more than he loves his actual kids 😂
HI, welcome to my Chanel) watch funny animals)
Minx's cat looks like a 40 year old alcoholic dad of 5 who just got done with a 12 hour shift
HAHAHHAHAHAHA YES
*_LMFAO_*
So....like Schlatt sometimes?
He Just look like schlatt lmao
MY DAD
3:05 SO FUCKING CUTÈEEEEÈEEEEÈEEEEÈEEEEÈEEEEÈEEEEÈEEEEÈEEEEÈEEEEE
Literally built for each other
Jschlatt being genuinely infatuated with this small cat is the cutest thing ever
@@Lava_Zoid shut up
@@Lava_Zoid I will help you get 1k dislikes, I hope that helps
Bruh bots
Damn my reply section really got mood checked by this bot
Its wholesome
3:46 Schlatt: “Jambo the cat has a Pavlovian response to monkey noises!”
Schlatt immediately after: *has a Pavlovian response to beeping*
that's the joke
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@check out stop self promoting
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"I could be lying on the floor dead for weeks and he'd be fine. I don't even think he'd care" pretty accurate representation of cats.
I will rewatch this video so many times
so true
schlatt with jambo reminds me of every dad ever saying “no we’re not getting a pet” and then ends up being the one in the family who loves the pet the most
i liked it to 169
Thats my mom my dad wants to buy every pet ever
This is my dad and our pit bull! They're so good.
Follow @maximillyin on ig😍
Literally before my dog passed away my dad would always greet her before me or my brother when he got home from work
I can confirm that it’s a cat
0:45 The Most Normal Orange Cat Activity
I’m glad Schlatt recorded such a nice message to feed his cat.
I honestly thought he would’ve recorded some dumb shit on there like “hey asshole come get your fancy ass food.. dipshit” idk but that’s the first thing that went tru my brain 😂
@@dontkickthecrows365 I CAN HERE HIS VOICE FROM THAT SENTENCE
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@@dontkickthecrows365 same
@@beeholt6315 honestly same XD
Jschlatt and Jcatt. The best duo we didn’t even ask for.
@@anal18plus31 what?
I LOVE THE ONESHOT PFP!!
I’m 99% sure jambo is from the same litter as my cat
NIKO PFP WOOO
420th like yay
0:27 tbh the lizard is kinda chill
Jambo should be cast as streaky the super cat.
I love how it becomes hard for him to uphold his persona when his cat is just being absolutely adorable.
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“This cat lives a life of luxury!” The cat: has to listen to monkey noises while he eats
Exactly, don't we all wish we could live a life like that
Luxury
Like he said. Luxury
Ah.. kitty church
True luxury
Awe, Jambo used to be so small
The Best part about Jambo: *HE O R A N G E*
& You should have searched up Orange Cat Behavior.
He’s handsome, he’s smart, and best of all he’s a tax write-off
*stonks*
*stonks*
*stonks*
*stonks*
stonks
He seems very polite
Jcat
jcat
And cute, Jcat
jcat 👌
Jcat
Appreciate you adopting!
Fun fact: if you’re at your desk, your cat thinks it’s “me time” so that’s why they always come over or at your sink lol Other than that, it’s much warmer in your computer room 😆
"He's adorable, annoying, and he's kind of an asshole."
Pets take after their owners I guess. (THIS IS A JOKE)
PFFFFFT
Cancelled
@@crazypoopz115 nice name,may I ask what inspired it?
Its so true tho!
@@datboiiii64 Taco Bell
Schlatt the business man didn’t just buy Jambo for pleasure. No…
It was a business move.
whats up music mark
Lol
yo I really like your bumpin song.
YO
Yoooo it's the Anime thigh bois
You two are made for each other, check out the paws moving, now that’s a sign of a contented Cat. I am now a subscriber, can’t wait to watch him growing up. I see through you. Jambo you are a legend and by the way, Dad loves you. 🐈🐾💗🏡🇦🇺PS You are a legend for Adopting. 👏
"this is Jambo, he is a 6 month old orange tabby that i adopted back in febuary....."
2 seconds later
"UUGGHH"
Schatt has offically become a cat person. He pretends he hates cats and doesnt care about Jambo and still smiles and laughs at it every second
Before I got a cat I was like “yeah let’s get a cat but I’m more of a dog person” and now I’m a cat person
Why do you have that profile pic of wilbur's song album? Are you one of his band? Just askin' lol.
@@josh4217 no
Well, the thing is... that cat
This is true he confirmed that he is a cat person on a chuckle sandwich episode
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole" that just sounds like Schlatt to me
He is also a tax writeoff for his parents
pretty much
He also killed 2 women in 1999 with his steel toed boots
Like father like son
I heard Schlatt say that as I read the comment
I fucking love Jambo, he's such a cute asshole.
I'm so glad you found each other ,just love him ,he will enlighten your life.
I love how Jambo is a cat and still gives off the same vibes as Schlatt
jschlatt and jcatt
how do they give off the game vibes?
@@acorn9595 It's just Jambo has a sort of liking to chaos which is very similar to Schlatt
Jchlcatt
He does- XD
jschlatt: tries to be mad at jambo for having his life so easy
jambo: b o o p
jschlatt: laughs, smiles.
fuckin adorable
2:08
Schlatt is one of the cutest human beings out there, change my mind.
Like father, like son
:3
@@DACARBOSS. cause everyone thinks Soup is awesome as hell
Oh boy, if only Schlatt knew about the several warcrimes and things Jambo put him through a year later...
Jambo is the dumbest cat you'd find
And Soup is just the dumbest cat you'd find
Jambo: chillin
Monke noise in the distance*
Jambo: R E A L S H I T
monke noice in the distance*
Jambo: Pizza time
if the world ended a monkey could take care of jambo for schlatt, schlatt is not memeing he is just thinking ahead
you know, i think that im pretty happy with my life. I just watched a grown man tell his viewers how much he loves his cat while simultaneously cursing and insulting it at the same time.
thats how every cat owner is
@@reapingwillows I can confirm because somehow I ended up with 4 cats and a bunch of other animals
662/666
Him.
its a little skrinkly
This is the perfect video personification of someone getting a cat for the first time and really loving them, "hes a bit of an A hole but hes adorable and fun to watch" yeah pretty much
jschlatt: i could be lying on the floor lifeless for weeks and hed be fine, i dont think hed even care
*leaves the room for 15 seconds*
jambo: *MRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Now that's love
@@mama_nightmare4027 ye it is
@@mama_nightmare4027 yep
As a person who has 6 cats used to have 7, I can confirm this is true.
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