Badly Translated Skyrim is Really Heating Up...
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- čas přidán 10. 01. 2024
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Google Translate meets Skyrim meets AI voice synthesis in this new mod made by EXIT and Formerly Blue. What happens when you Google Translate the item names, NPC names, NPC dialogue, and more through 40 different languages then back to English? A modded equivalent of the "telephone" game with wildly messed up text, a new story, and some really weird characters!
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There's a bug with the subtitles in the version featured in this video, so the update is NOT YET PUBLIC. EXIT will update the mod on Nexus when it is ready. Thanks for your patience!
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Episode 4 is out now! czcams.com/video/V16dg7N9k4w/video.html
I've watched it already, those series are so funny
Manage sounds like Liam Nieson
The Thalmor attacks you because he saw you smoking. Ulfric at the beginning said "It Is a misconception that people should not smoke". I think we found the true motivation for the civil war
It's all coming together! 😂 It just works! 😁
Ah yes, thank you for helping me figure out the deep lore of this mod!
Oh, man! You're killing me!
Yeah, Ulfric Stormcock is truly an inspirational leader
The last thing a Thalmor agent sees is the dim flicker of a lit cigarette...
"My job is to sit." ~ imediately stands up
He just got fired
He put in his two-legs notice
He's on his break 😂
Alfredo Stormcock: *Takes a long drag on a cigarette*
"Damn elves"
*His bong
You mean "ah, nose"
"Immigrants have no rights, Let's help the poor."
-Melbourne, 2024
Why does it sound like something half Trump would say?
idk sounds like Melbourne to me
@@Ametys007 Not even half. Listen to his speeches, he always combines his policy on stopping illegal immigration with supporting poor Americans. It's part of why he had/has soon much support in the lower class.
@@Marines_Memelevolent No one wants to listen to him anymore, the cracks are starting to show and he’s becoming unhinged as his criminal past comes out in the light.
@@Marines_MemelevolentLmao
Skyrim belongs to the Stormcocks.
I support the Ottoman Empire
Long live the Ottoman empire
Now i know why my last name is Stormcock 🎉
Chads Thundrecocks
I agree
“How much does it cost to eat a gold coin?”
That’s a trick question. The answer is one gold coin. Don’t think about it too much.
Maybe the cost of some stomach medicine too.
@@FormerlyBlue
Or nothing. You do get it back 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺
Gold is edible if it’s pure enough,
so,
as long as it doesn’t start an “Imperial blockade” you should be fine.
Agreed!
@@danielwesley5051😂
5:24 " Skyrim fish are cute,"
He ain't wrong the juvenile mub crabs are pretty adorable.
Could he be a secret admirer of Dolphin?
@@davidlandry3487 absolutely not a fish.
@@Prophet_of_Colour I don't know. He Remained yelled "Fish!" at her when they met.
"I will destroy the infidels as fire destroys bones."
Hot damn, that's the most metal line I've ever heard in Skyrim.
Most of the Thalmor are super polite and chill even when attacking you, then there’s this guy
Imagine that as a breakdown callout.
“There is nothing wrong with Melbourne and it’s not as scary as you might think” - Australians who want me to move there for 5 years already lmao
It’s a sign - it’s time to move to Melbourne 🤣
The best thing about Melbourne is leaving
do not come to melbourne
I will find you
@@through-faith-alone sounds more like a party invitation
@@queru1ous we will uh
drink tea
and discuss
your very long stay in melbourne
(please switch places with me, they are keeping me here)
they know
they are coming
Security Department: "You have to pay in advance to get the crack"
I mean, that’s just Riften
Brrooooooo i read this comment exactly when the guy said it. Legendary
Ah, yes, I remember this in the lore.
The cigarette war, fought between the pro-smoking Stormcocks and the anti-smoking Thalmor.
And the Ottoman Empire in their white clothes were just kinda off to the side, snorting crack.
@@zyriantel9601dragon crack at that
I'm with the Thalmor on this one
One of the sides has an obvious advantage
@@feasterl I SAW YOU SMOKING!
"He joined a church and a gang."
Saints Row canonical.
Somehow, this line is perfectly in line with how Riften works
"The Great War" being translated as "World War 1" is so hilarious because I saw it coming from a mile away
And the Empire getting translated as Ottoman Empire fits perfectly.
@@RachmatRLHow?
@@nickgirdwood3082The Ottoman Empire was involved in World War 1.
Also world War I was also known as "the great war"
@@supergodzilla5650 Don't forget the Eastern Roman Empire and the Ottomans had a little...conflict too
Bro when the dragon said yes yes suprise i died wheezing
when i read this it happ3ned 😂
"But the only way to escape from the police is to tell them that you're a foreigner"- Dolphin 2024
it didn't work what do I do?????
That advice at 09:44 isn't subbed.
Skyrim would be a VERY different game with Ulfric Stormcock in it...
"I hear Ulfric Stormcock murdered the High King! He [REDACTED] him apart!"
Getting within ten meters of him causes Yello's "Oh Yeah" to fade in and play on loop.
@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
"He (beeep)-ed the High King! He (beeep)-ed him apart!"
Kinky.
Alfred Stormcock vs Jarl Big Ball: The Reckoning
omg 😭 @@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323
I like how with this mod the genocidal elves become extremely polite
(dying breath) 'Hello :) '
They’re so wholesome lmao
I dunno, man. Take A Look did say "I am here and I will destroy the infidels as fire destroys bones."
also anti smokers for some reason
And one of the Thalmor mages just straight up starts going like "you don't love me :C" in the middle of combat with you lol
Ending your conversation with "listen carefully" is such a power move
Esbern calling dolphin "fish!" Was hilariously accurate
given that dolphins are mammals
@@thybloodyromance "acshually"
@@thybloodyromance Yes but considering Esbern's mental situation seems to be in decline in this mod I think he deserves some points for coming pretty close.
@@robinmattheussen2395 he just assumed her species
Love it in the main quest when Ulfrich Stormcock and Jarl Big Ball epically battle each other.
🏐 vs 🌪🍆
🤣🤣
Oddly enough, that's my favourite part too.
Is this the kind of world that we want Love On Valentine's Day to live in?!
Ayo
An npc saying hello while being cut down is such an oblivion thing.
I like how the player dialogue choices haven’t changed, so it seems like the Dragonborn is desperately trying to move the plot forward while everyone else goes on nonsensical rants 😅
It's like he's the only sober guy and everyone else is on LSD. 😂
If you're the only one on LSD maybe you ARE the one on LSD
@@jayltonsenpai maybe so....
They should really translate all the dialog options too. We've all played Skyrim 50 times at this point. there's no need for clarity. That's not the point of this mod lol
I just had an image of a D&D DM trying to keep everyone on track while all the other players constantly circumvent the story at every opportunity, haha!
"Yes yes.
SURPRISE"
-Carry on
So... basically you get invited to a party of Skyrim developers, watch a guy crash and burn while hitting on one of the other developers, and get kicked out for smoking😂
lol it did sound like several people at the party could've been devs.
Yes
I'M ON SMOKO SO LEAVE ME ALONE
czcams.com/video/j58V2vC9EPc/video.html&pp=ygUeaSdtIG9uIHNtb2tvIHNvIGxlYXZlIG1lIGFsb25l
I imagine this as a foreign dragonborn (maybe a Khajit from an isolated tribe) that does not understand Skyrim language very well, so when people speak this is what they understand and so they have to fumble around being the whole dragonborn thing 😂
Khajiit pov be like
Lore accepted.
This would make so much sense. Love it
"Boa tarde, amigo!!"
"Who let this fucking farm tool into the embassy...?"
If I made an RP playthrough of this mod, I would 100% use that idea as a framing device. I feel like good RP needs to strike a balance of immersion and self-awareness (breeds good comedy), and this idea in particular would be perfect for that.
The AI voice for Esbern had me rolling with laughter. Especially him calling Delphine "FISH!"
"You, sir, are a fish."
- Arthur Morgan
Fun fact: his voice is the Santa Claus AI.
@@FormerlyBlue That makes it even funnier. 🤣
@@antonioroyale1964 Both Arthur and Esbern are true men of culture.
@@MasterSkyrim1000 You, sir, are a Master of FISH!
Dolphin really snuck that line about suicide with a knife into her crazy rant.
I feel bad for the child named "Please Take".
Ah, more of the adventures of Snakedogborn.
"Be careful with snakes" is just good life advice. They're very delicate creatures.
This is true🐍
The mod is keeping Riften lore accurate by having the guards try to sell you crack
I don't know why of all things the Thalmor guard having a casual conversation with you during a fight had me in tears
Lol yeah I love their translated combat lines.
He has a job.
Good morning.
"Joking aside, there are a lot of people here. I don't know how to help you."
I almost choked on my coffee. It wouldn't have been half as funny if it hadn't been said by by a bartender.
As someone who's worked customer service it might be the most relatable thing I've ever heard! And it was made by and AI.
"Not all leaders rule with power, respect, or martial arts" 😄
Kung Futocracy
The object at 29:03 named 'This Is A Book' while clearly not being a book has some serious Treachery Of Images vibes
20:53 so this game clearly takes place around 1944 to 1948, thirty years after WW1. The Ottoman Empire existed from 1300 until 1922, and according to Dolphin here the made an alliance with someone called Turmal. The "Golden Horde" also known as the Kipchak Khanate, was a term for the western part of the Mongol Empire (1227 - 1502), the alliance is named after them so they were likely involved. We can conclude the alliance was made sometime between 1300 and 1502. But even though the war is over people are still fighting. I guess they hold grudges for a long time.
Yes, thank you for helping unravel this game's timeline!
so, you are telling me thathe Turmal want the Ottoman's help to revive the Golden Horde? I guess, the Turmal are a Mongolian Tribe, maybe even led by the descendants of Ghenghis Khan himself. Perhaps, he was a dragon? Now they summoned Traffic, because only Traffic has the power to revive dragons and snakes alike.
Now, we only need to find the difference between a snake and a dragon, cause Traffic apparently does not care. And all that while the wolves burn down the country.
@FormerlyBlue how does it feel to be the only person not on dragon crack?
@FormerlyBlue so delphine is over 600 yrs old?
@@OllyatlasWell, her father died 101 years ago, so that's quite likely
Riften Guard: "You have to pay in advance to get the crack". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was not confusing at all, you had to go to Solmo station disguised as Todd Salmer and snag the Secret Book of Allenwyn
Yeah Dragonborn, get with the program and go to Melbourne already. Sheesh!
Fucking loved the chaotic ‘Esborne’ dialogues, he even called Dolphin Fish 😭
“Odisha….”
-“NICE” 😎
"Sorry, see you again- uh, hello."
Yup, as an introvert, this is the lvl of my social interaction aswell.
Idk why, but hearing "I was Eleanor Bubu" was really bloody funny. Played it over and over until I started crying.
I'm definitely naming my next character Eleanor Bubu
I love how that statement alone is evidently enough to kick off the violence, as though you walked into the White House Correspondence Dinner in 2007 and announced "I was Osama Bin Laden!"
"Fresh meat and vegetables! Catch him, before he runs away"
Sounds too 'fresh' for my taste..
Maven is somehow still completely in character
she rejected them, they rejected her. She respects that.
History of the world so far:
Sometime in the past, an unnamed war was fought over the worship of Talos. This war directly led to the outbreak of World War 1.
Word War 1 was fought 30 years ago, between the forces of Turmal and the Ottoman Empire. The enigmatic Ice Warriors, of which Esbern was a member, participated in this war in some capacity.
Word War 1 ended in a peace treaty known as the Golden Horde Alliance.
Hoe this Alliance is connected with the snake dogs or the Thalmar's prohibition on smoking is currently unknown.
And at some point Ulfric died saving Windhelm from a dragon and was murdered by a king.
Tragically, even though the war is officially over, people are still fighting.
The limitations of AI voice that can't recognise intonations and expressions in combat dialogue just add to the hilarity of this series.
Shit, the Thalmor party is literally just a developer meeting
I really wanna hear how sheogorath and cicero sound with this mod lol
At this point, they must be completely articulate and coherent, with normal guy voices.
The dragon voices are incredible almao
I laugh every time there's a dragon encounter
To learn about the lore of this world we have:
. The Ottoman Empire, Austria Hungary, Australia and Corsica in this game.
. Taoism does exist and Traffic is one.
New arrivals are:
. 8:35 Scandinavia.
. 15:46 Columbia.
. 17:33 Japan.
. 20:07 World War 1.
. 20:08 the Ice Warriors from Doctor Who (so we can also say that Mars is also in the game). This means that Esbern is a Martian.
. 23:32 We've got Tito and probably Yugoslavia.
. 23:37 We've got both Latvia and a Naz! Dark Elf.
. 24:43 the SCP foundation.
. 25:34 Maven Blackbria is the founder of Montenegro.
. 25:55 Valenzuela (City in the Philippines).
. 27:19 Delvin Mallory is an Astronaut.
. 31:36 Esbern is a Martian who works at ESPN.
. 32:14 France.
I knew I'm not the only one who noticed SCP foundation
"Alfred Stormcock" and with that phrase my sides are now in space. I am calling him that from now on.
got when esbern showed up i was in stitches.
"I think i know where you are"
"Odisha"
"Nice" - said with no hesitation and great satisfaction in his voice
XD
ok the fact that Gisli got translated to "inadequate" is incredible because in vanilla all her dialogue is about how her Thane brother abuses her
No, it's not about how her Thane brother abuses her. Her entire character is just complaining that her brother is a Thane and she's only known for being the sister to the Thane. In essence, she complains that she lives in her brother's shadow; ie. She is inadequate.
@@jazzyjswift the OP's explanation was translated 40+ times before we read it 😂
17:35 just feels like the end of a buildup of comedic energy up to this very point. The Thalmor agent yelling at you absolutely BROKE me
The greatest thing about this mod is that you now want to go up to every single NPC to see their names and hear what they have to say. 😂
If i wanna laugh for an half hour straight i watch your translated videos, this is so fun. I love that Delphine and Esbern are just as stupid and useless here as they are in the normal game
Correction: Its "Dolphin" and "He Remained"
"Stupid and useless" Except of course that they provide crucial information about the prophecy and Alduin and how to defeat him. And also give you armor, weapons, and a base. People just keep hating them for wanting to kill Paarthunax who was basically a mass murderer, which he even admits himself.
They're arguably less stupid and useless. Lmao
@@Beltims Only He Remains helps you. Dolphin is just plain stupid and useless.
Eleanor Bubu ended me completely!
I like when they start talking about Skyrim as an actual game😂
This would be so much more chaotic if the players lines were also translated too.
This mod just makes Esbern as unhinged and insane as his reputation suggests 😂
Esburn: Gibberish
Dolphin: yeah do you know what he said?
Please, please, PLEASE, keep playing this. I would LOVE to see more, even past the main storyline. Every single video has had me in tears I was laughing so hard, I don’t know why but this is one of the most fun series I’ve watched in years! I just can’t stop laughing!
Hearing about the bilingual part, it put the pieces together;
This is a dragonborn who only learned the language from Google translate and didn't bother learning the grammar.
It all makes sense now!
To be fair to Delphine, Melbourne does need to move in the right direction
Sorry, mental typo, Dolphin
@@joshuakaha1115 i was about to correct you
1115?
The fact that the Thalmor are willing to go to war over the smoking/no-smoking issue puts them in a whole new light.
They just want people to be healthier!
This is presumably what it's like to be an Akaviri in Skyrim after millenia of linguistic change.
3:43 Perhaps in the poorly translated universe, someone becomes the new king when they kill him. So when Roseville/Roseware murdered the previous king of Solido, he took over the position as per tradition. But since his actions let the Stormcock escape, he was still executed.
The political playing field is really heating up in Solitude
Congrats on the CallmeKevin shout out, you deserve it!
Ah yes Ulfric Stormcock.. The true high king of Skyrim 🤣
"Stormcock" I can't! I'm already on the floor, dying!
My personal favourite part was when Everywhere was very loudly hitting on poor To Eat who was clearly just trying to waitress the party.
'how much does it cost to eat a gold coin' is such a deep metaphor
15:08 He gave up immediately after she showed interest
*Everywhere:* “I didn’t expect to get this far... Abort mission!”
This series continues to provide elite entertainment and relief at a very stressful time in my life.
Reach out, dude. We may not be in the same boat, or even the same sea, but storms are rough all over the place.
Much love. 🤜🤛
"To avoid arrest, he joined a church and a gang." That's a big brain move.
Now we need someone who will do videos like “DARK MEANING OF BADLY TRANSLATED SKYRIM”. Or the iceberg! The iceberg format would be so cool.
Honestly never been excited about something coming out on CZcams or anything in general BUT this series has got me hooked!! Love it, amazing idea so funny. Please keep them coming.
Glad you enjoy it!
The bard sounded like some fever dream of a stand up comedian more than a musician lol
That "Skyrim fish are cute." guy might've been referencing the fishing update/dlc. He'd be friends with Swims-in-deep-water regardless, saying stuff like that.
No, no, it's clear he's just a very shy guy who's too afraid to say outright that he has a thing for Dolphin.
Thank you so, so, SO much for this! 🥰 I was having a really shitty day and this video made it much better. Laughed a lot as per usual! Them calling dolphin a fish is absolutely hilarious as it's not a fish 😂 This video couldn't have come at better time! Can't wait for more, this is absolute GOLD! 🤣
Lol glad you enjoyed! I did too!
@@FormerlyBluethe fact ur clearly having a bunch of fun in the video makes it really fun and entertaining to watch 💙 so much positive vibes!
This series really is gold! These videos pick me up after a bad day, I hope you're doing well!
"both consciously and unconsciously, do you know your problem?" Damn shit just got freudian
These series is keep getting better both the translations and your commentary
Also to answer "Ready"'s question How much does it cost to you to eat a gold coin?
Its 1 gold no need to thank me
Aah, but have you considered the doctor's bill and the medications likely to come after that? Besides, the more people start eating those coins, the more valuable they become, as it can start impacting Skyrim's economy. So the hundredth gold coin may still be a single gold coin, but is it worth the same as the first? And that's not even mentioning the psychological aspect of eating gold coins, and one's subjective perception of a coin. So it's truly a fascinating question actually!
@@DPXerxes I haven't thought about elder scrolls universe health care system you are right
I love how 'Fish' seems to be a nickname for Dolphin.
I love how even with this mod the regular jankyness of skyrim is still somehow the weirdest thing.
I can't wait to see the Graybeard peace negotiations.
"Listen carefully" *walks away* LMAO
7:47 this is the greatest song I've ever heard LMAO 😂😂 I need thie masterpiece on Spotify RN
8:20 AND THE CLAPPING AFTER THAT AHAHAHAH
14:29 Your laugh after that line is the greatest thing ever 😂
"I love the female body." "Thanks. Is there anything I can do for you?" "Well, maybe not anymore." I'M WEEPING WITH LAUGHTER
"My job is to sit." *stands up*
"Guys, please, take my money. Please bring water immediately." as the Thalmor guards are about to attack him 😂😂
17:13 "I WAS ELEANOR BUBU" THE FKING SUDDEN CUT TO THIS
I was starting to compose myself but this had me absolutely WHEEZING AGAIN LMAOOO
The way he says it too 😂😂😂
29:06 "I'll tell you one thing! No, I don't think so!" 😂 And then him shouting "HELLO" at the enemies as you're trying to lead him out quietly oh my God
31:15 "Odisha." *"N i c e."*
Thank you so much for making these videos oh my God they are hilarious, and your commentary and laugh makes it SO much better 😂 happy New Year! I'm looking forward to the next video!
"He joined a church and a gang."
No need to repeat yourself, Store.
the dragon shouting "yes yes, SURPRISE!!" just killed me.....
I got unreasonably excited when I saw this pop up. These are so funny!
Saaame. I’m very sick rn and this was the only thing that I stood up from my bed for today
Jarl Idgrod Ravencrone’s speech makes more sense here than the one in the original game
"This gift must be purchased."
"The only way to escape from the police is to tell them you're a foreigner" FUCKING WHAT
Try to fool them into thinking they have no jurisdiction over you. Diplomatic immunity and all that jazz!
"Not all leaders rule with power, respect, or martial arts."- A wise man once said
Skyrim fish ARE cute
18:02 The Thalmor now wearing robes called "The Origin of the *TaImud"* in them is WAY more accurate than it should be... IoI
“Skyrim fish are cute. Many new fish have been created for you” 😂 5:23
14:59-15:13 It sounds like just calling her up was enough for him.
low on Happiness, Thank you for recharging me. Imaging everything else got translated too like the Menu and the dialogue options.
Man, this mod is an endless generator of Kirkbride tier lore.
30:47 I'm no biologist but i'm pretty sure dolphins aren't fish