The Wild Hedgehog

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  • čas přidán 9. 06. 2023
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    "Wholesome" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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  • @hhfggvogtthehy6451
    @hhfggvogtthehy6451 Před rokem +7457

    I love how Sonic doesn’t care he’s essentially being spied on for a nature documentary.

    • @king_bowser593
      @king_bowser593 Před rokem +294

      He probably jumps front the camera knowing sonic he probably wants attention

    • @ikeygtd
      @ikeygtd Před rokem +189

      "record me? no chance!"
      "we will pay your bills"
      "on the other hand-"

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 Před rokem +90

      Doesn't Eggman normally spy on him too, and he knows it?

    • @GalacticGoober
      @GalacticGoober Před rokem +79

      It's pretty in character ngl

    • @SpicyPunkRockerOfficial
      @SpicyPunkRockerOfficial Před rokem +16

      I play guitar to SONIC SUPERSTARS in a vid! 🤪🎸🎸🎸🔥

  • @monsterdonster9981
    @monsterdonster9981 Před rokem +6137

    Okay but the hedgehogs curling up at the beginning are so freaking adorable

    • @TAYBR00K
      @TAYBR00K Před rokem +99

      Woah you can't use the f word so casually

    • @leftysheppey
      @leftysheppey Před rokem +46

      I love hedgehogs when they tighten their biggest sphincter

    • @viperlord487
      @viperlord487 Před rokem +17

      @@TAYBR00K that's not even the f word

    • @TAYBR00K
      @TAYBR00K Před rokem +36

      @@viperlord487 wooooosh

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper Před rokem +45

      "No touch, me spiky"

  • @ThatNobodyXain
    @ThatNobodyXain Před rokem +3448

    "Generally, hedgehogs can swim, not only for survival but also for fun" *cuts to Sonic Drowning*

  • @Someguyhere111
    @Someguyhere111 Před rokem +5482

    Gerald: "So how long do hedgehogs usually last?"
    Narrator: "Well the average lifespan of a hedgehog is around 5-8 years-"
    Gerald: "Not long enough. I'm gonna make an immortal one."
    Narrator: "Even... assuming you could, the life expectancy of a hedgehog is much lower, due to all the dangers they face in the wild."
    Gerald: "I'll give it a gun."

    • @boi5324
      @boi5324 Před rokem +554

      Narrator: E-excuse me?
      Gerald: And also the ability to channel dangerous energy to take huge chunks out of potential enemies of large size.
      Narrator: ...what.

    • @matheuspires2462
      @matheuspires2462 Před rokem +392

      "I'll give this immortal hedgehog a motocicle and a AK 47 because YES"

    • @taibasarovadil
      @taibasarovadil Před rokem +37

      lmao

    • @Umbra_Ursus
      @Umbra_Ursus Před rokem +196

      It's even better when you remember he started with a titanic, barely-alive dinosaur with the power of a god. Having gone from that to small, half-alien "hedgehog" is one hell of a bioengineering leap.

    • @dominothealphaandomega5512
      @dominothealphaandomega5512 Před rokem +146

      @@Umbra_Ursus what makes it even FUNNIER is that The Biolozard wasn’t even supposed to be THAT Big, and I’m like…
      Wait, how is a TINY LIZARD or a HEDGEHOG going to help the world and Cure your Granddaughter?

  • @Friendly_Neighborhood_
    @Friendly_Neighborhood_ Před rokem +2982

    "I've never been to a country with such a low polygon count"
    Implies he's been to real life countries made of polygons 💀

    • @Memelord9421
      @Memelord9421 Před rokem

      I wonder if he's seen tits that are one polygon 👀👀👀👀

    • @yummynubs3646
      @yummynubs3646 Před rokem +121

      is your home town not made of polygons?

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior Před rokem +60

      All of reality is made up of polygons, unless you're Joe Zieja's burner account.

    • @CertifiedDoc
      @CertifiedDoc Před rokem +25

      Who wants to tell him?

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior Před rokem +10

      @Acevant damn, I didn't know that condition spread to the X-Men!

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior Před rokem +4302

    The funny thing is, if you did an actual nature documentary on the various teams in Sonic, you'd find that almost every team has a member who is a natural predator to other members on that same team.
    Team Sonic: Foxes eat hedgehogs
    Team Chaotix: Chameleons eat insects
    The Hooligans: Weasels eat ducks
    Team Rose: Big cats eat rabbits
    Team Dark: Bats eat robots
    Babylon Rogues: Hawks eat small birds like swallows
    Neo Diamond Cutters: Wolves eat sheep

    • @themissingbits6375
      @themissingbits6375 Před rokem +475

      Bean is actually a woodpecker.

    • @spidermacho123
      @spidermacho123 Před rokem +1877

      @@themissingbits6375 you corrected him on that, yet you didn't even notice "bats eat robots"

    • @HeXaR_TOX
      @HeXaR_TOX Před rokem +957

      @@spidermacho123 nah, looks fine to me

    • @JoogleDood
      @JoogleDood Před rokem +353

      Hol up what was that 5th one again?

    • @djamtz
      @djamtz Před rokem +126

      ​@@spidermacho123 Drones probably

  • @gnomeyt9339
    @gnomeyt9339 Před rokem +2009

    I would watch a full-length version of this documentary

    • @CyanicCore
      @CyanicCore Před rokem +18

      Fox will be interesting

    • @alextheawesomeone4662
      @alextheawesomeone4662 Před rokem +18

      @@CyanicCore and here is a fox instead and who are you? I’m tails why does this keep happening?

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy Před rokem +17

      Why does Knuckles not want people to talk about his 1:25?

    • @CyanicCore
      @CyanicCore Před rokem +12

      @@ThisGuyDannyyy It has 4 heads

    • @MrStanFungi
      @MrStanFungi Před rokem +8

      @@CyanicCore um excuse me what the actual

  • @Abaw
    @Abaw Před rokem +1368

    I like how the narrator randomly explained how hedgehogs are unaware of the fourth wall.

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper Před rokem +93

      Sonic: Are you sure about that?

    • @ComposerKuandohan
      @ComposerKuandohan Před rokem +64

      It wasn't really random, Sonic was just interacting with the narrator before he said that and he was expressing, most likely out of fear, to the audience that Hedgehogs cannot break the fourth wall like Sonic just did.

    • @mehtWPD
      @mehtWPD Před rokem +11

      In Sonic X, the fourth wall was broken by everyone who was not lazy

    • @pustota7254
      @pustota7254 Před rokem +1

      @@CyanRooper your comment got liked 69 times.

    • @CyanRooper
      @CyanRooper Před rokem

      @@pustota7254 𝑵 𝑰 𝑪 𝑬

  • @PenLunar
    @PenLunar Před rokem +1289

    I honestly thought the next animal would have been a fox but a echidna works just as well.

  • @weevil5
    @weevil5 Před rokem +802

    why does he actually do an amazing nature documentary narrator voice

    • @Gnarfledarf
      @Gnarfledarf Před rokem +44

      Because he's a voice actor.

    • @weevil5
      @weevil5 Před rokem +8

      @@Gnarfledarf true☝️

    • @RyAn-sj7ck
      @RyAn-sj7ck Před rokem +3

      Because its easy as fuck

    • @sleepymisho7901
      @sleepymisho7901 Před 8 měsíci +3

      ​@@RyAn-sj7ckexactly, just put on a soft spoken, elderly british accent and BOOM, you got a nature doctumentary voice 😂

  • @MothGirlHina
    @MothGirlHina Před rokem +1244

    "You *better* not tell them about my penis!"
    -Knuckles 2023

    • @thescarvedinsect
      @thescarvedinsect Před rokem +97

      ADHD already told them about it years ago, sadly.

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 Před rokem +122

      The Sonic fandom took care of that ages ago, anyway.

    • @matheuspires2462
      @matheuspires2462 Před rokem

      Echidnas have a 4 headed dong lol

    • @brunettebi4111
      @brunettebi4111 Před rokem +157

      Fun fact- Echidnas have a four-headed pingas.

    • @Eastwoodhood
      @Eastwoodhood Před rokem +86

      ​@@brunettebi4111ohh~ so that's why Rouge it's always around Knuckles

  • @lightyearpig12
    @lightyearpig12 Před rokem +766

    Narrator: The fox is one of nature's most famous predators, known for hunting small creatures such as rabbits, birds, and hedgehogs.
    Tails: I'd never hunt Sonic!
    Narrator: What the, another one?! Get the hell out of here! And is that a second tail? How do you have two tails?!
    Tails: You know, I don't think I ever found an answer to that.
    Narrator: (sighs in disgust)

    • @zxidenbel7000
      @zxidenbel7000 Před rokem +80

      Then tails flies away by moving his tails like a rotor

    • @lionheart4109
      @lionheart4109 Před rokem +76

      @@zxidenbel7000 Narrator: "Well, that's quite a feat in organic engineering"

    • @GimbalosMorkinar
      @GimbalosMorkinar Před rokem +6

      Didn't know birds were mammals.

    • @Serial_Designation_Theta
      @Serial_Designation_Theta Před rokem +16

      Me to tails: your second tail is most likely a “supernumerary body part”. It’s a type of genetic mutation that causes you to be born with an extra body part. Supernumerary body parts can be any part of the body. They can be fingers, toes, internal organs, teeth, and even entire limbs. They don’t always function properly, if at all, but sometimes they function perfectly. It’s really fascinating!

    • @ManicFiction
      @ManicFiction Před rokem +11

      I love the fact that Tails doesn't deny eating Hedgehogs, just that he wouldn't eat Sonic.

  • @pixel4028
    @pixel4028 Před rokem +115

    "Why does it move it's mouth like that"
    Even a nature reporter question that

  • @USLBSYouTube
    @USLBSYouTube Před rokem +137

    When I heard it go “Echidna” I knew exactly what was about to happen

  • @JeffTheReviewer
    @JeffTheReviewer Před rokem +52

    " Why do i feel someone is talking trash about the graphics? "
    - Hedgehog, Sonic.

  • @OptimusNero
    @OptimusNero Před rokem +255

    Narrator: "WTF?! You're a not a hedgehog!"
    Sonic: "You say that because I am blue, right?"
    Narrator: "Well...Partly..."

  • @LooniGamer
    @LooniGamer Před rokem +29

    Knuckles is afraid everyone will find out about his quadruple chili dogs. 💀

  • @Ollie.H-23
    @Ollie.H-23 Před rokem +287

    That was the most unexpected ending ever

    • @krispr1me
      @krispr1me Před rokem +35

      Saw it coming as soon as he said "different animal."

    • @Ollie.H-23
      @Ollie.H-23 Před rokem

      @@krispr1me alright, nice going smart ass

    • @Deezercub
      @Deezercub Před rokem +6

      Should we talk about his penis anyways?

    • @Ollie.H-23
      @Ollie.H-23 Před rokem +4

      @@Deezercub You can decide that

    • @krispr1me
      @krispr1me Před rokem +6

      @@Deezercub of course we should

  • @thinglet2478
    @thinglet2478 Před rokem +39

    "The fox is a fearsome predator in the wild"
    Tails:*curls in a ball at the shape of thunder*

  • @PSYCH0XEDITZ
    @PSYCH0XEDITZ Před rokem +66

    This is a line I wish the narrator said “foxes are some high intelligence creatures.” Tails: “you got that right” narrator:”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”

  • @m.i.c3
    @m.i.c3 Před rokem +55

    “You sure about that?” sent me over the edge

  • @KyProRen
    @KyProRen Před rokem +55

    If he thinks THAT'S strange, wait until he does a documentary about Foxes and finds one with *two tails.*

    • @DragonTheOneDZA
      @DragonTheOneDZA Před 7 dny

      That can also just fucking fly and turn into a ball... And roll with his tails staying in the same place... Somehow

  • @littlefrank103
    @littlefrank103 Před rokem +22

    "Talk about a different animal-"
    I immediately knew they were going to talk about Echidna, and the one fact everyone already knows.

  • @FearlessReptileVA
    @FearlessReptileVA Před rokem +421

    That ending… I’m dead 😂
    Glad to see ya back, Jehtt!

    • @ThisGuyDannyyy
      @ThisGuyDannyyy Před rokem +11

      Why does Knuckles not want the narrator to talk about his…

    • @silverdrago6399
      @silverdrago6399 Před rokem +13

      @@ThisGuyDannyyy lets just say echidnas are weird

    • @DJFracus
      @DJFracus Před rokem +26

      @@ThisGuyDannyyy echidna wangs split into four heads, and this is not a joke

    • @Deezercub
      @Deezercub Před rokem +7

      "Today, let's talk about their penis"

    • @lulul0l039
      @lulul0l039 Před rokem +4

      @@DJFracus daamn, thanks for the heads up.
      Now I JUST might manage to fight the urge to google it😭

  • @Rockleefan3
    @Rockleefan3 Před rokem +35

    0:38 actually a scary scene, pretty menacing angle, a world out of Dreamcast graphics and of course the stare at the end

  • @KookieStar
    @KookieStar Před rokem +36

    0:52 My man knew he was dealing in a dangerous zone.

  • @laarin
    @laarin Před rokem +68

    This feels like something SEGA would make for an ad in the 2000s.
    Good Work!

  • @InkaBall
    @InkaBall Před rokem +88

    "Alright, finally, foxes are dogs that are wild in Canada"
    Tails:" foxes? My Speices"
    "CHANGE THE FOOTAGE!"
    "Ok, Foxes are not aware that a zombie virus called Rabies are spreading "
    Tails: "Foxes are small to medium-sized, omnivorous mammals belonging to several genera of the family Canidae. They have a flattened skull, upright, triangular ears, a pointed, slightly upturned snout, and a long bushy tail. Twelve species belong to the monophyletic "true fox" group of genus Vulp-"
    "CUT THE CAMERA!"
    "Okay. I QUIT THIS JOB!"
    Tails: "Are we still talking about foxes?
    "AAAAA"
    *We will be right back.*

  • @SonicTheArchie
    @SonicTheArchie Před 10 měsíci +22

    Narrator: Cut! Cut! *Coughs*
    Narrator: Lets try this... Bats are very swift and elegant flight experts that are most commonly found in groups of-
    Rouge: Why hello there Darling?~
    Narrator: *OH FUCKING GOD-*

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 Před rokem +118

    11/10 for National Geographics realistic accurate documentary

  • @dinohall2595
    @dinohall2595 Před rokem +48

    True animal fact: Sonic is more closely related to Tails than to Knuckles. (That is, a hedgehog is a closer relative of a fox than an echidna.)

    • @alexreid7386
      @alexreid7386 Před 9 měsíci +11

      True. The egg-laying monotremes, echidna and platypus, are a fascinating insight to a very primitive stage of mammalian evolution.
      Knuckles: "HEY!"

  • @ShineyDoesStuff
    @ShineyDoesStuff Před rokem +141

    It’s even more funny when you actually know real life stuff about echidnas.

    • @P1glinFury
      @P1glinFury Před rokem +3

      clairify

    • @chasg6862
      @chasg6862 Před rokem +21

      ​@@P1glinFury At the end, Knuckles is like "You better not tell them about my p3nis!" Now echidnas in real life have a very strange p-

    • @Imperials3nate
      @Imperials3nate Před rokem +22

      ​@@chasg6862 -enis, one with 4 heads

    • @P1glinFury
      @P1glinFury Před rokem +7

      @@Imperials3nate ......that explains a lot.

    • @chasg6862
      @chasg6862 Před rokem +1

      @@Imperials3nate lol

  • @thebwoods15
    @thebwoods15 Před rokem +8

    Imagine if there was a documentary about eggs, and it suddenly cut to Eggman.

  • @user-zz9xb2ik1j
    @user-zz9xb2ik1j Před 9 měsíci +13

    1:23 The guy have four of them 😂😂

  • @TRG_R17
    @TRG_R17 Před rokem +10

    This damn narrator, Sonic's the perfect hedgehog

  • @DBsuperZ
    @DBsuperZ Před rokem +38

    Knuckles at the end caught me off guard 💀

  • @UncannySpongebob
    @UncannySpongebob Před rokem +30

    1:17 The Echidna & Knuckles

  • @feralravage2774
    @feralravage2774 Před rokem +18

    Let's just say that last line may be one of the reasons Rouge likes him so much.

  • @KeebeThePlush
    @KeebeThePlush Před rokem +45

    Finally found an accurate hedgehog video on this channel about sonic the *hedgehog*

  • @samuelmasenyama1791
    @samuelmasenyama1791 Před rokem +39

    1:12 we can’t ignore the fact sonic got slammed in the kneecaps by a speeding car even though he is the fastest thing alive

    • @thenickstrikebetter
      @thenickstrikebetter Před rokem +10

      If you were going 1000mph I don't think you'd be able to see oncoming traffic either.

    • @djamtz
      @djamtz Před rokem +9

      Maybe he just went head on to the car like a battering ram

  • @benjaminvance8142
    @benjaminvance8142 Před rokem +11

    0:07 I prefer the real sonic
    0:28 No the real Sonic
    0:14 Perfection

  • @brunettebi4111
    @brunettebi4111 Před rokem +25

    Sega really needs to do a mockumentary. Maybe as a silly little promotion like how video game ads were in the 2000s?

  • @OptimusNero
    @OptimusNero Před rokem +102

    Damn, if the documentary narrator finds normal Sonic and Knuckles pretty disturbing, I cannot even imagine his reactions when he knows about their Ken Pender's depiction...

  • @deaglehawkings2543
    @deaglehawkings2543 Před rokem +50

    I would honestly love to see David Attenborough do a documentary on Sonic.

  • @crazygoatanimations3577
    @crazygoatanimations3577 Před rokem +11

    Narrator: Ok. Let's try that again... The red fox-

  • @Freshlydeliveredegg
    @Freshlydeliveredegg Před rokem +123

    I would love to see a nature documentary about sonic wildlife

    • @errorbirdesther
      @errorbirdesther Před rokem +8

      Same here
      I would watch it with some snacks

    • @bermi2000
      @bermi2000 Před rokem +10

      While not the same in the Sonic twitter there Is a post of Sonic daily routine when he Is not in an adventure and guy spend like 3 hours (2 in the morning and 1 in the afternoon) running/jogging... i think... He Also has a 12 hours sleep schedule (sleep at 12pm and wake up at 12am... Or was it switched?)

  • @LuucasIckie
    @LuucasIckie Před rokem +89

    Hedgehogs, contrary to what many may think, can grow up to 1 meter in height, or 3'6'' feet, sometimes they can reach 35 kilograms and have a blue coloration to their quills and fur.

    • @elmemearana
      @elmemearana Před rokem +18

      That's...
      Pretty interesting, actually lol. I didn't know hedgehogs could transform into Sonic!

    • @Pumpkinsmasherok
      @Pumpkinsmasherok Před rokem

      ​@@elmemearanar/wooo-you seriously think real hedgehogs are blur not even sonic was naturally blue

    • @Ggasidlmao
      @Ggasidlmao Před rokem +6

      ​@@Pumpkinsmasheroksonic was always blue. That strange comic is not canon.

  • @pikminfan6778
    @pikminfan6778 Před 11 měsíci +10

    The house cat is a carnivore, meaning it usually eats meat. Its prey includes small birds, mice, fish, and frogs.
    Big: Who said that Froggy?
    Alright, that's it, I quit.

  • @JonyPlayz1
    @JonyPlayz1 Před rokem +39

    This is peak fiction lol. This feels like something SEGA could make as a mini series

  • @cubicthecube8491
    @cubicthecube8491 Před rokem +8

    This is a hedgehog
    This is an echidna
    This is a fox
    This is tails
    This is garnet

  • @KingDeeDeeDee
    @KingDeeDeeDee Před rokem +8

    The moment i heard "the echidna" i knew what the "punchline" was gonna be

  • @goldenrichard9313
    @goldenrichard9313 Před rokem +12

    Narrator: "Here we have two male hedgehogs fighting for the food they found. Their fighting skills are mostly shoving, pushing, and ramming their spikes at each other."
    *Scene switches to Sonic and Shadow*
    Sonic: "I found you, faker."
    Shadow: "Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here."

  • @Duvstep910
    @Duvstep910 Před rokem +9

    Narrator: can we do a different animal?
    My brain: the echidna...
    Narrator: ThE EcHidNa

  • @DashZick
    @DashZick Před rokem +15

    this has a potential to be an actual sonic adventure commercial

  • @SmokeTheHorsehog
    @SmokeTheHorsehog Před rokem +13

    I'm surprised that SEGA, or at least the Sonic Twitter team, hasn't attempted a mockumentary like this

  • @Sonicfan1661
    @Sonicfan1661 Před rokem +31

    I was fully expecting the joke at the end but it's still amazing. Love your memes.

  • @motivatedman9730
    @motivatedman9730 Před rokem +54

    1:21 KNUCKLES JUMPSCARE

    • @AoH_player
      @AoH_player Před 11 měsíci

      " *YOU BETTER NOT TELL THEM ABOUT MY PENIS!* " - Knuckles -

  • @Inspectre11
    @Inspectre11 Před rokem +9

    "I've never been to a country with such a low polygon count" 💀

    • @energyalpha628
      @energyalpha628 Před rokem +5

      I feel like someone’s talking trash about the graphics

  • @NightFuryLover31
    @NightFuryLover31 Před rokem +17

    "Why do I feel like someone's talking trash about the graphics?" He's self aware!

  • @imgonnagetusallkilled3198

    1:00 Sonic jumpscare

  • @SirCooki
    @SirCooki Před rokem +344

    When the world needed him most...HE RETURNED

  • @poggiefroggie
    @poggiefroggie Před rokem +84

    As good as usual jhett you legend

  • @thesusmemegodmilituga1744

    The joke explainer has arrived: The reason Knuckles tells the cameraman to not talk about his penith is because Echidnas are know for having a quadruple penith

  • @DrRank
    @DrRank Před rokem +18

    I love how Knuckles looks even less like an echidna than Sonic does a hedgehog

    • @DougFantasy
      @DougFantasy Před 9 měsíci +4

      To be fair, classic Sonic is a lot more hedgehog-like than his adventure-modern counterpart.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Před 9 měsíci

      @dougfantasy how exactly?

  • @CoolWhip_
    @CoolWhip_ Před rokem +32

    damn, sonic! i didn't know you had a documentary!

  • @domi8116
    @domi8116 Před rokem +10

    Reminds me of that one Sonic Shorts clip where Chris gave Sonic & co. food based on what their IRL counterparts eat.

  • @OldTinCan
    @OldTinCan Před rokem +9

    Hedgehog.

  • @elibenmocha6780
    @elibenmocha6780 Před rokem +25

    "YOU BETTER NOT TELL THEM ABOUT MY PENIS!!"
    Glad to see you back, Jhett!

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Před rokem +11

    Ok real talk, real life Hedgehogs are pretty adorable creatures... if you can get past the spiky quills that will make petting them a lot harder.

    • @dingola_
      @dingola_ Před rokem +1

      So just bet them in their tums, thats not a downgrade for me

  • @browithcoolusername
    @browithcoolusername Před rokem +13

    Knuckles saying "You'd better not tell them about my penis" had me dying a lot

  • @user-rp1pn4cv6u
    @user-rp1pn4cv6u Před rokem +51

    Narrator: Let's see how bees living. There's a bunch of bees that flying over flowers and eating nectar. And there's bee- wait... Why does this bee is so big? Why it has the strange eyes? And boots? Ok, let's change the view... It's a beehive. Here bees gather turning nectar into honey-
    Charmy: **jump in front of camera** Hey, i love honey!
    Narrator: What the- hey, Operator let's get outta here and shoot about other animal!
    Charmy: Wait! I want to be on camera!
    **Some times later**
    Narrator: These are crocodiles that lie near the shore waiting for prey. One of them can be seen coming out of the water to- Wait... why does he walk on two legs?
    Vector: Hey! Are you spying on me? Have you've seen Charmy the bee?
    Narrator: What is going on!?

    • @SixtorTheAlien101
      @SixtorTheAlien101 Před rokem +12

      Narrator:
      "Alright, lets just.. explain a wildlife of a weasel.. *ahem*
      "Weasels are a small, long bodied mammal who are native to parts of..."
      Fang:
      "Oi! Who are you callin' small!? Stop filming me you weirdo!"
      Narrator: "OH FOR CHRIST SA-"
      **Fang shoots the camera**
      [PLEASE STAND BY]

    • @alexreid7386
      @alexreid7386 Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@SixtorTheAlien101Male bees don't have stingers - Charmy is a trans boy (or maybe just a fictional bee species that works differently, but it's still a fun headcanon).
      Fang recently being revealed to be designed as a jerboa instead of a weasel kinda floored me. But in hindsight it fits his appearance a lot better.

    • @KatanaNovaCat
      @KatanaNovaCat Před 7 měsíci

      @@SixtorTheAlien101 Fang later appears while the narrator discusses wolves and jerboas. He appears to be having an increasing identity crisis as this goes on, as even he isn't sure what species he is

    • @bridgett_playz
      @bridgett_playz Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@SixtorTheAlien101narrator: i swear to got if i get another jumpscare for talking about rabbits-
      cream: hai!
      narrator: kill me please.

    • @theultimatebadass-cq1xh
      @theultimatebadass-cq1xh Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@alexreid7386 "um actually"🤓☝️

  • @bendiksi
    @bendiksi Před rokem +8

    ‘’i have never been to a country with such a low polygon count’’ is such a fire line

  • @laserbeamlightning
    @laserbeamlightning Před rokem +16

    Yes the wild hedgehog

  • @eatmyhair
    @eatmyhair Před rokem +3

    Knuckles is so real for that

  • @HydraSpectre1138
    @HydraSpectre1138 Před 11 měsíci +4

    “I’ve never been to a country with such a low polygon count”
    Clearly he has never been to the Philippines.

  • @Jetfox967
    @Jetfox967 Před rokem +36

    Imagine if the narrator did a nature documentary on bats. All of his valuables would go missing due to them being stolen by Rogue.

  • @Vixious_x
    @Vixious_x Před rokem +24

    is that a wild hedgehog?

  • @akumothos
    @akumothos Před rokem +16

    "As you over here, hedgehogs would use their scent to mark territory" cuts to Shadow pissing on Eggman's wife

    • @JGiswinning
      @JGiswinning Před 5 měsíci +3

      Narrator: What- is this
      Shadow: HEY!
      Narrator: OH GOD CUT TH- (Shot by shadow)

  • @faereman
    @faereman Před rokem +5

    I think everyone already knows at this point, Knuckles.

  • @bs8862
    @bs8862 Před rokem +9

    Is this the sequel to "Can I be real with you?" presented by David Attenborough?

  • @aotisoverratedaf
    @aotisoverratedaf Před rokem +45

    1:05 my soul literally left my body for a second

    • @muffer62816
      @muffer62816 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Hey you sure about that?

    • @Thzmas
      @Thzmas Před 5 měsíci +2

      "Stop Stop!, cut the tape!!!"

    • @muffer62816
      @muffer62816 Před 5 měsíci +2

      "Oh bloody hell.. why does it move its mouth that way?"

    • @coraunthank5198
      @coraunthank5198 Před 2 měsíci +2

      “Look can we just, do a different animal?”

  • @JonahMobarak
    @JonahMobarak Před rokem +11

    0:09 This method of defense is made even more potent, when it Hedgehog the Sonic!

  • @AltairTheGamer
    @AltairTheGamer Před rokem +9

    I love how the two animals picked are hedgehog and echidna.
    I guess that whoever picked them did so intentionally just to troll the narrator.

  • @bradymangen8574
    @bradymangen8574 Před rokem +5

    If Sega takes this down its canon

  • @megmalins
    @megmalins Před rokem +10

    “next we have a fox, a generally cautious and-“
    “hi, could i see your camera for a moment? it’s model doesn’t seem to manage data efficiently?”
    *cut*
    “uh, foxes are usually seen hunting land creatures as they cannot fly- oh come on, why does this happen?”
    *cut*
    “foxes, unless very unlucky, always have one singular tail, and cannot use it at all to propel themselves, the fur is also too soft to hold things, foxes also normally work on instinct”
    *cut to Tails building a machine*
    “oh hi again, right now i’m building a-“
    “okay, new animal… how about bats? yeah- wait! i was gonna give that ring to my fiancé! get back here!”
    *10 minutes later*
    “okay, what about crocodiles- no, nevermind. uh, bird- nope not that, uhhhhh”

  • @Cyro_Snow
    @Cyro_Snow Před rokem +45

    That escalated quickly but when I heard the last part I was dying the most at the end. I was dying through the whole video.
    I’d love to see a part 2

  • @glitchtron4453
    @glitchtron4453 Před rokem +9

    Knuckles did us all a favor by stopping the narrator before he went to other animals.
    I have a feeling an episode about actual foxes would leave Tails traumatised.

  • @TreyDobe
    @TreyDobe Před rokem +3

    Damn knuckles, I was not expecting to hear you say that lol.

  • @porterbrown836
    @porterbrown836 Před rokem +17

    0:45
    This prison... to hold... me?

    • @genralty
      @genralty Před 2 měsíci

      a visitor? hmm, indeed...

  • @StatickyCat
    @StatickyCat Před 6 měsíci +1

    I can just imagine being the narrator, having no idea what that blue creature is and the terror of him randomly cutting in like that.

  • @kris_did_you_ate_moss
    @kris_did_you_ate_moss Před rokem +19

    I love this kinda humor so... Fancy and intelectual

  • @JS-du1dq
    @JS-du1dq Před rokem +11

    That ending though lmao

  • @ajtan2607
    @ajtan2607 Před rokem +3

    Me: "What's next, echidna?"
    Narrator: "The echidna..."

  • @redpanda-bj6dj
    @redpanda-bj6dj Před rokem +6

    Hey narrator, if you don't like blue hedgehogs then I found this documentary about Italian plumbers instead.

  • @Cosmic_8008
    @Cosmic_8008 Před rokem +5

    Narrator: *talks about foxes*
    Tails: Hi
    Narrator: AHHHHHHHH-
    Tails: AHHHHHHH-

  • @NGO9000
    @NGO9000 Před rokem +8

    oh god this was great. i'd love to see more documentary posts like this

  • @unionofslavstanrepublics2317

    Just realised I'm not subscribed to this glorious masterpiece of a YT channel. Imma subscribe now!

  • @marcusthesecond9352
    @marcusthesecond9352 Před rokem +7

    Fun fact: Echidna penises have four heads.

  • @pharaoh_of_chaos7755
    @pharaoh_of_chaos7755 Před rokem +8

    We need more of the national geographic sonic stuff. I love it 🤣

  • @Tmaster-pb5nt
    @Tmaster-pb5nt Před rokem +9

    Sorry knuckles but we're already AHEAD of that. By 4 seconds I believe.