Beating Minecraft the Way Mojang Intended It

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  • čas přidán 9. 10. 2020
  • Is there a right way to beat Minecraft? Throughout the game's lifetime, players have developed and refined many different strategies. In this video, I beat Minecraft using official Mojang guides. Do the creators of the game know something we don't? I'm sure we're going to find out!
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  • @NoodleProductions
    @NoodleProductions Před 3 lety +7107

    “Beating Minecraft the way Mojang intended it”
    Digs straight down

  • @stonksagent9040
    @stonksagent9040 Před 3 lety +15102

    Me: punches tree
    Mojang: *"what are you, an idiot?"*

  • @Bully_Biscuit
    @Bully_Biscuit Před 2 měsíci +301

    Seeing that creeper slowly get pushed by the water into the lava makes me feel a joy I have never felt before

  • @mayariboh6052
    @mayariboh6052 Před 8 měsíci +845

    I remember having these books when I was younger and unironicaly doing the spawn beacon thing and I still always build a box around my nwther portals.

    • @AdaTheWatcher
      @AdaTheWatcher Před 6 měsíci +91

      To be fair, it's not a dumb thing to do,
      I once had a ghast break my portal and I had to raid a bastion for a flint and steel.

    • @cron1807
      @cron1807 Před 5 měsíci +53

      That is just a good habit imo. Stops ghasts from blowing them up and gives you a box for if a hoglin decides that you should die

    • @kodalaforce4687
      @kodalaforce4687 Před 4 měsíci +12

      Fr dude... the oooold school ones bro... I got mine from the book fair catalog from my school lol hard cover and came with a case that was black and gold

    • @DoppelgangerTH
      @DoppelgangerTH Před 4 měsíci +3

      ​@AdaTheWatcher I had a similar situation but I was new and instead googled up that you need any fire started at the portal frame, and that wood starts burning next to lava. So what did I do? Crafted a crafting table out of wood that doesn't burn (now it burns lol) and waited for like 20 minutes for the fire to appear. It did work but I could've just died instead since I didn't have anything of value anyway.

    • @formerfofcastudent7470
      @formerfofcastudent7470 Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@AdaTheWatcher If a ghast does that again, tricking it into firing another fireball at your portal will re-light it!

  • @galamou4462
    @galamou4462 Před 3 lety +10678

    Him: running from the endermans
    The bucket of water in his inventory:
    ...

    • @sampletext9338
      @sampletext9338 Před 3 lety +141

      U can't use water in the nether I think

    • @edenvb3896
      @edenvb3896 Před 3 lety +252

      @@sampletext9338 you can't

    • @edenvb3896
      @edenvb3896 Před 3 lety +703

      @@sampletext9338 but he's talking about in the end, which you can

    • @tiosevenstars
      @tiosevenstars Před 3 lety +234

      Bucket of water is the best weapon, pour it on flat land and push any mob back. Its even more a treat with depth strider boots to gain advantage in maneuverability

    • @flameoguy3804
      @flameoguy3804 Před 3 lety +79

      The axe right next to his obsidian:

  • @flawlesspiner1674
    @flawlesspiner1674 Před 3 lety +5533

    "Let's play Minecraft the way Mojang wants us to"
    *[digs straight down]*

  • @pandum7648
    @pandum7648 Před 9 měsíci +323

    68 million views is crazy. Mad props to you and the editor.

  • @nicholaskai6983
    @nicholaskai6983 Před 8 měsíci +112

    8:35 if you get stuck in this situation and lack the time or building blocks to survive against enderman, place water at your feet because enderman cannot step in any form of water without teleporting away. This should buy you enough seconds to either eat food or construct proper protections.

    • @ENT7gen
      @ENT7gen Před 8 měsíci +3

      But he died from the dragon's fireball

    • @nicholaskai6983
      @nicholaskai6983 Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@ENT7gen I think he could have survived if he didn't get hit by the endermen those first few times because the fireball appeared to be killing him relatively slowly

  • @joelheinze7847
    @joelheinze7847 Před 3 lety +5673

    Casually carrying a full stack of Obsidian with me.

    • @surfbird2494
      @surfbird2494 Před 3 lety +71

      Its very common bro.. What are you doin?

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 Před 3 lety +7

      Same

    • @hxshtvs8529
      @hxshtvs8529 Před 3 lety +34

      One stack pfffft nah bruh a whole Shulker box

    • @CharlieTheCatto
      @CharlieTheCatto Před 3 lety +14

      A stack of Obsidian? THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS...Lol serious though with quarantine I had so much time to kill XD

    • @chickenwings6745
      @chickenwings6745 Před 3 lety +2

      @@surfbird2494 hehehehhe

  • @warrenkeystone5195
    @warrenkeystone5195 Před 3 lety +6399

    *Literally has shears*
    "I'm gonna need a lot more wool for the beds"
    *axes all the sheep*

  • @pandum7648
    @pandum7648 Před 9 měsíci +64

    This might be the most entertaining Minecraft video I’ve ever seen. Mad props to you and the editor.

  • @Blueytyestickman
    @Blueytyestickman Před 3 měsíci +5

    Thanks dude! I appreciated that you taught me all the basics about this game!
    (I died a shit ton of times)

  • @luminix3118
    @luminix3118 Před 3 lety +3515

    Imagine how stressful this would be for a real little kid to do this.
    Edit: okay you guys are confused. I mean woudnt it be stressful to beat Minecraft the way mojang intended??

    • @lanberriez_9566
      @lanberriez_9566 Před 3 lety +27

      what if they vwatch a lot of minecraft videos to know how to craft and stuff? Well that's me because that's just what i do sometimes

    • @luminix3118
      @luminix3118 Před 3 lety +22

      lmfao i hope they even get past the first stage by spending 50 dollars for minecraft books

    • @skeletonofflavor2716
      @skeletonofflavor2716 Před 3 lety +51

      @@wildfire2490 ok big man, calm down.

    • @moxie_the_dogg2162
      @moxie_the_dogg2162 Před 3 lety +6

      What do you mean isn’t that all we did when we were little kids before the elytra just sword bow and a will to live and no shield

    • @dinoisgood404
      @dinoisgood404 Před 3 lety

      That's me

  • @FM-ny6cn
    @FM-ny6cn Před 3 lety +11201

    "Mojang, how can I beat your game?"
    "Lets start with a tower of dirt..."

    • @shazamxplays1466
      @shazamxplays1466 Před 3 lety +279

      @@fastkat4780 did you really just self promo on a Minecraft video.... sad

    • @miso-ge1gz
      @miso-ge1gz Před 3 lety +73

      i actually used to do that on xbox 360 edition i kept getting lost

    • @delysuu
      @delysuu Před 3 lety +63

      @@fastkat4780
      Is this really how you wanna spend your life

    • @Vincent-if9tx
      @Vincent-if9tx Před 3 lety +26

      M O H J A N G

    • @Gakvu
      @Gakvu Před 3 lety +16

      @@Vincent-if9tx mehajng

  • @Sigkobler679
    @Sigkobler679 Před měsícem +7

    4:25 he was so calm when he said that😭🙏

  • @Rayyan-uw8dj
    @Rayyan-uw8dj Před 5 měsíci +44

    3 years have passed and this is still one of the best video on this app

    • @nicky23anims68
      @nicky23anims68 Před 16 dny +2

      how. He didnt even follow the guide and did terrible against the enderdragon

    • @dollzo
      @dollzo Před 6 dny +2

      That's actually sad for you

  • @koolsteins
    @koolsteins Před 3 lety +5366

    Lesson in this video: Snowballs are a lot more useful than I previously thought.

    • @jamesthetoyreviewer3333
      @jamesthetoyreviewer3333 Před 3 lety +26

      You looking kind of sus

    • @koolsteins
      @koolsteins Před 3 lety +28

      @@jamesthetoyreviewer3333 ?

    • @thatch9913
      @thatch9913 Před 3 lety +118

      @@jamesthetoyreviewer3333 don’t ever call a man sus for liking snowballs!! He just doesn’t know that he’s into guys yet

    • @Abdi_Akhmet
      @Abdi_Akhmet Před 3 lety +58

      I didn't even know that snowballs can easily kill the blazes in my entire 6 year experience

    • @120Orion
      @120Orion Před 3 lety +6

      It's at 420 no one else like this comment

  • @vorcefulsynce243
    @vorcefulsynce243 Před 3 lety +3853

    *"because personally I build mine with 50"*
    The biggest god damn flex I have ever seen.

  • @Kaleb833
    @Kaleb833 Před 7 měsíci +9

    Bro your comedy is hilarious you just earned a sub

  • @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594
    @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 Před měsícem +3

    I didn’t know they had this
    I bet they had fun making this guide

  • @nickpineda7924
    @nickpineda7924 Před 3 lety +2834

    Unknowingly, he broke the #1 rule in the guide book:
    Never dig straight down

    • @fracturedmarigold4761
      @fracturedmarigold4761 Před 3 lety +13

      Theres no rule book for minecraft

    • @user-ec6ue8jy7p
      @user-ec6ue8jy7p Před 3 lety +64

      @@fracturedmarigold4761 yes you dont

    • @user-ec6ue8jy7p
      @user-ec6ue8jy7p Před 3 lety +17

      @@fracturedmarigold4761 also not to be mean xD but to help your dictionary...
      Lying*

    • @blubettle1191
      @blubettle1191 Před 3 lety +17

      @@fracturedmarigold4761 that’s something a criminal would say, you digged straight down didn’t you?

    • @williamfreeman8046
      @williamfreeman8046 Před 3 lety +7

      I dig straight down all the time. 🤷‍♂️

  • @commanderrt1874
    @commanderrt1874 Před 3 lety +3489

    "for how much ive played minecraft ive never legitimately beaten the game"
    Same...

    • @coolestdude244
      @coolestdude244 Před 3 lety +134

      i always get bored and go in creative

    • @catmasterlegendary
      @catmasterlegendary Před 3 lety +56

      i beated the game not 2 times, not 3 times, not 4 times
      but 1 time ._.

    • @zbaihu
      @zbaihu Před 3 lety +44

      Yeah idk why but I always deck out all of my gear and then just never go to the end

    • @asherblush1704
      @asherblush1704 Před 3 lety +4

      I’ve beaten the game like 10 times legitimately what is so hard about it

    • @elflordyt6830
      @elflordyt6830 Před 3 lety +5

      Same ... i get stuck in nostalgia

  • @knotsure913
    @knotsure913 Před 8 měsíci +4

    marking my spawn location with a pillar is an old habit. nice.

  • @ellorord5968
    @ellorord5968 Před 4 dny +1

    "Do i need to put looting in my snowballs?" Got me dead on the floor lmao

  • @gastonvalla7015
    @gastonvalla7015 Před 3 lety +5404

    I love how he just cut every moment in that he breaks an iron block to make the sound more satisfying

  • @samarter7863
    @samarter7863 Před 3 lety +4930

    “Added polar bears because his wife liked them”
    Underrated. Love it.

    • @digiorno5600
      @digiorno5600 Před 3 lety +82

      I agree, that is very cute.

    • @pufferfish9045
      @pufferfish9045 Před 3 lety +11

      Jeb is a *S I M P*

    • @epicfilms4life507
      @epicfilms4life507 Před 3 lety +78

      @@pufferfish9045 I mean it was his wife

    • @fajars4078
      @fajars4078 Před 3 lety +106

      @@epicfilms4life507 I think Some people don't understand the true definition of SIMP

    • @lisxnthm9807
      @lisxnthm9807 Před 3 lety +4

      Bro "pretty cool right, I'm in crippling debt" got me

  • @Meganjo70
    @Meganjo70 Před 5 měsíci +4

    I loved the nether portal question. 😂 made me giggle

  • @user-kx4sh9pv2o
    @user-kx4sh9pv2o Před 2 měsíci +5

    Mystery:*kills a bunch of sheep*
    Me:WERE IS YOUR SHEARS

  • @itsthebluspy5890
    @itsthebluspy5890 Před 3 lety +24353

    The only reason why he won was because of the dirt pillar at spawn. If he didn't have that dirt pillar at spawn he would have been screwed.

    • @noobish
      @noobish Před 3 lety +339

      finally a funny yt comment
      nice man

    • @raindrop650
      @raindrop650 Před 3 lety +49

      Lol

    • @RCDEsiempre1929
      @RCDEsiempre1929 Před 3 lety +850

      yeah ive been stuck on the ender dragon for 8 months and now i just figured out that i didn’t put the dirt pillar at spawn so i was doomed from the beginning

    • @Carbonn_
      @Carbonn_ Před 3 lety +21

      *BLOODY SPYYYYY!!!!*

    • @flibbertigibbetcatawampus8034
      @flibbertigibbetcatawampus8034 Před 3 lety +202

      Wait, no. The only reason he REALLY beat Minecraft is the 50 block nether portal

  • @spamaccountlmao
    @spamaccountlmao Před 3 lety +5213

    "There's a decent chance of the Ender Dragon defeating you"
    "Not me Im built different"
    **Proceeds to spam snowballs at the end pillars*

    • @samv93
      @samv93 Před 3 lety +127

      I mean he didn’t lie when he said built different 😂

    • @faizsaleh3355
      @faizsaleh3355 Před 3 lety +10

      Nah bruh it’s the baby zombie

    • @Fresh_Knight
      @Fresh_Knight Před 3 lety +75

      I mean Snowballs at the low pillars ain’t a bad idea

    • @starsweirdworld168
      @starsweirdworld168 Před 3 lety +3

      That's going to be me if I play with 3 of my friends in minecraft

    • @starsweirdworld168
      @starsweirdworld168 Před 3 lety +2

      @@samv93 true

  • @ARandomDiamondYay
    @ARandomDiamondYay Před 19 dny +3

    It feels like a knife is stabbed in my heart every time he says "moyang"

  • @jennaraihackeman6922
    @jennaraihackeman6922 Před 8 měsíci

    This is a great idea for a video and a very fun watch

  • @amadeusasimov1364
    @amadeusasimov1364 Před 2 lety +5636

    Meanwhile, I'm over here cultivating a farm and raising live stock in-game for a real life month, just for funsies.

    • @iseeyou2854
      @iseeyou2854 Před 2 lety +193

      This is me everytime I tried to beat the game, I've never succeed because of this

    • @angina50
      @angina50 Před 2 lety +86

      @@iseeyou2854 tbh sjins farm changed my perspective on completing the game, I just make huge farms and fields now, occasionally mine but for the most part just put SEUS and realistic textures on and look at the fields sprawling into the distance.

    • @aprilupchurch9395
      @aprilupchurch9395 Před 2 lety +3

      @Amadeus Asimov what you growing?

    • @treble8921
      @treble8921 Před 2 lety +21

      Ever tried Stardew Valley? It’s pretty good

    • @beaverchicken
      @beaverchicken Před 2 lety +82

      @@iseeyou2854 Everytime I start a world I'm like "Okay we finna finally beat the game quickly here" then 3 months later I have a nice village and huge ass farm, just taking care of crops and animals lmao

  • @thiccyboi8801
    @thiccyboi8801 Před 3 lety +1403

    "because personally I build mine with 50" had me DEAD

    • @donabisa6018
      @donabisa6018 Před 3 lety +14

      WHAT

    • @coltoncowan682
      @coltoncowan682 Před 3 lety +21

      @blossom_berries 456 lmao u looked at the 25 block tall portsl amd said "ya thatz prolly 15"

    • @jackwilliams4036
      @jackwilliams4036 Před 3 lety +6

      Personally I build mine from bedrock to build limit

    • @thiccyboi8801
      @thiccyboi8801 Před 3 lety

      @@coltoncowan682 I’M SCREAMING

    • @thiccyboi8801
      @thiccyboi8801 Před 3 lety

      @Spider I’m alive but I’m dead

  • @MtgGD
    @MtgGD Před 8 měsíci

    Mystery: I’m gonna need some extra wool to make beds
    Also mystery: forgets about his shears

  • @fourscore1964
    @fourscore1964 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Genuinely didn't know about the snowballs doing extra damage to blazes, that makes the blaze game play so much better wtf

  • @diobrando7774
    @diobrando7774 Před 3 lety +2765

    Book: Recommends diamond armour for nether
    Speedrunners: Shield take it or leave it

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson Před 3 lety +14

      Didnt think id see you here

    • @ManusiaKagakRusuh
      @ManusiaKagakRusuh Před 3 lety +51

      Boomer Speedrunner: Shield? Heh! Back in my days bla bla bla

    • @alejoqc9540
      @alejoqc9540 Před 3 lety +37

      "Stick, take it or leave it".

    • @gypeegonzales518
      @gypeegonzales518 Před 3 lety +16

      Boomer: back in the days i use sword to block attacks but today we use shield

    • @aprettydumbperson
      @aprettydumbperson Před 3 lety +21

      @@gypeegonzales518 ngl i miss the old combat system even if its old

  • @skone3791
    @skone3791 Před 3 lety +3253

    Breaking the end crystals: “These snowballs aren’t going to work”
    **proceeds to take out half the end crystals with the snowballs**

    • @zaowu9666
      @zaowu9666 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

    • @Goatedpal2
      @Goatedpal2 Před 3 lety +4

      Moyang is strange

    • @maskboy2743
      @maskboy2743 Před 3 lety +4

      i got ur comment to 222 likes but ruined the 2 replies

    • @zekorilair8904
      @zekorilair8904 Před 3 lety +1

      @@maskboy2743 There's 1.333k likes and 3 comments

    • @maskboy2743
      @maskboy2743 Před 3 lety

      @@zekorilair8904 my comment was like 1 day ago,

  • @niegel3358
    @niegel3358 Před 3 měsíci

    this was goated, changed my life, thank you!

  • @euriebiesh2227
    @euriebiesh2227 Před 8 měsíci +4

    How did I never think of ladders to get out of a crater lol

  • @DiamondDepthYT
    @DiamondDepthYT Před 3 lety +6223

    When he was dying to endermen in the End, I was screaming "USE THE WATER BUCKER. USE. THE. WATER. BUCKET!"

    • @Booeyb800
      @Booeyb800 Před 3 lety +34

      You can't place water in the nether

    • @myroncastiano
      @myroncastiano Před 3 lety +541

      @@Booeyb800 they said in the end

    • @ibrasome4492
      @ibrasome4492 Před 3 lety +228

      @@Booeyb800 Read the comment again.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Před 3 lety +385

      the guide didnt tell him to do that so he couldnt have known lol

    • @nathankellogg2640
      @nathankellogg2640 Před 3 lety +65

      Also applies for the several times he caught on fire after blowing up beds.

  • @attackcow7088
    @attackcow7088 Před 3 lety +104539

    “We’re finally ready to go to the nether, Mojang recommends first a full set of Netherite Armor”

    • @fayethabit1901
      @fayethabit1901 Před 3 lety +4513

      A C U R A T E

    • @butterberri1440
      @butterberri1440 Před 3 lety +5435

      But don’t u... get netheright.....from the NETHER

    • @nicknelson4161
      @nicknelson4161 Před 3 lety +4576

      @@butterberri1440 cant understand what you mean cus of that spelling

    • @gujju_cousins8550
      @gujju_cousins8550 Před 3 lety +3213

      @@butterberri1440 that’s the point lol

    • @alaraizz
      @alaraizz Před 3 lety +2662

      @@butterberri1440 ah yes the entire joke I wouldn’t have known yes.

  • @xxxmini_moogxxx9097
    @xxxmini_moogxxx9097 Před 4 měsíci

    congrats on 800k!

  • @atharvmali3132
    @atharvmali3132 Před 8 měsíci

    I have watched this video more than 10 times but i am still not bored of watching it again and again

  • @nuggethut9482
    @nuggethut9482 Před 3 lety +44226

    After watching this, I realized how much Mojang must hate speed runners

  • @Wavefire_
    @Wavefire_ Před 3 lety +76309

    I like how he just casually uses obsidian as a building block.

    • @davidsamuel7980
      @davidsamuel7980 Před 3 lety +3177

      pretty savage, ngl

    • @k7x243
      @k7x243 Před 3 lety +756

      @Nightmare Blaze shame on you

    • @CoreLocus
      @CoreLocus Před 3 lety +766

      This is just daily life on 2b2t

    • @nsfw306
      @nsfw306 Před 3 lety +87

      Oof I wanted to see if the outro (closed captions) of defeating the dragon was different

    • @IAMIKO_
      @IAMIKO_ Před 3 lety +33

      @Nightmare Blaze Shame on you

  • @Kaleb833
    @Kaleb833 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "Pretty cool right?"
    "I'm in crippling debt"
    That got me 😂😂

  • @BLACKOUT2OH9
    @BLACKOUT2OH9 Před 4 měsíci +2

    We need a updated version of this!!!!!

  • @dyfwjosh
    @dyfwjosh Před 3 lety +2562

    "There's a realistic chance the ender dragon will kill me yea not me tho cuz im built different" then proceeds to die

    • @mikazukihaku1505
      @mikazukihaku1505 Před 3 lety +8

      well saying that is death flag lol

    • @Renikee
      @Renikee Před 3 lety +3

      Your comment has 420 likes
      Noice

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach Před 3 lety +1

      @@Renikee not anymore

    • @Sussywussy64
      @Sussywussy64 Před 3 lety +4

      He had water but didint use it it was on purpse

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach Před 3 lety

      @@largylotts5660 he got knocked up by the dragon and took fall damage so technically the dragon killed him

  • @miquelsomething7824
    @miquelsomething7824 Před 3 lety +19238

    Me: starts a new survival world and gather wood first
    Minecraft: that isnt how you supposed to play the game

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK Před 3 lety +129

      800th liker and first replier
      wHo CArEs

    • @beolith
      @beolith Před 3 lety +70

      849th liker and second replier. WHO cares

    • @WEARY_Music
      @WEARY_Music Před 3 lety +63

      873th liker and 3rd replier
      Break the chain and you’re going to hell

    • @WEARY_Music
      @WEARY_Music Před 3 lety +47

      @@teambroskigaming congratulations you have a vip ticket to hell...
      HELL NO

    • @multicarwrmboklan774
      @multicarwrmboklan774 Před 3 lety +11

      @@WEARY_Musichell yeah

  • @madsmedhatten7321
    @madsmedhatten7321 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Love dis clip You say you build your portals with 50 blocks 2:56 😂

  • @Tonyklick
    @Tonyklick Před 9 měsíci +1

    Thanks for the full white screen every once in a while

  • @normenopo82X
    @normenopo82X Před 2 lety +3792

    Wolf: 8hp
    Bee: 10hp
    Mojang: *This is big brain time*

    • @Heeerd_The_Dog_Official
      @Heeerd_The_Dog_Official Před 2 lety +12

      hi

    • @Heeerd_The_Dog_Official
      @Heeerd_The_Dog_Official Před 2 lety +22

      I don't play Minecraft but you inspire me

    • @grownman9984
      @grownman9984 Před 2 lety +178

      @@Heeerd_The_Dog_Official how does a comment about higher hp inspire you to play minecraft

    • @Forvennm
      @Forvennm Před 2 lety +48

      @@grownman9984 cause it doesnt

    • @DarkN25
      @DarkN25 Před 2 lety +123

      @@grownman9984 because bee healthy
      ....get it?
      *i'm sorry.*

  • @bigmuffin05
    @bigmuffin05 Před 3 lety +2731

    Mojang: We recommend enchanted diamond armor for the nether
    Speed runners: *iron pants take it or leave it*

  • @HumidityScripts
    @HumidityScripts Před 4 měsíci +1

    I want to begin by acknowledging the dedication and effort that undoubtedly went into creating the recent video. It's evident that a significant amount of time and thought was invested in the project, and I genuinely appreciate the commitment to producing content.
    Having said that, I feel compelled to share my perspective on the video, recognizing that opinions about creative works can vary widely. In my view, there were certain aspects that posed challenges to my engagement and overall enjoyment.
    One notable point is the pacing of the video, which, from my perspective, seemed a bit uneven. This affected the flow of the narrative and made it somewhat difficult to fully immerse myself in the content. Additionally, the balance between background music and spoken content was at times skewed, making it challenging to grasp the intended message.
    Visual elements, such as transitions and graphics, appeared somewhat distracting and occasionally detracted from the core message. Simplifying these elements could potentially enhance the clarity and cohesiveness of the presentation. Furthermore, a more in-depth exploration of certain points could have added depth and nuance to the overall discussion.
    It's essential to emphasize that these observations stem from personal preferences, and I fully acknowledge the subjectivity inherent in matters of artistic expression. Different viewers bring different perspectives, and I share this feedback with the utmost respect for the creative process.
    In conclusion, I hope this feedback proves useful in the ongoing refinement of your creative endeavors. Constructive criticism is a valuable tool for growth, and my intention is to contribute to that constructive dialogue while respecting the diverse range of opinions within the audience.

  • @spiderdragon6767
    @spiderdragon6767 Před 8 měsíci

    That portal joke is… the… BEST!!!

  • @kingstongames-zw4sf
    @kingstongames-zw4sf Před 3 lety +3672

    "sorry we didn't have the shears earlier mamma sheep"
    *5 mins later goes on rampage killing more sheep he could have sheered*

  • @zennyzen7256
    @zennyzen7256 Před 3 lety +827

    *"But not me though, I'm built different"*

  • @daroso_1296
    @daroso_1296 Před 9 měsíci

    the fact that it makes you take damage just so you can mark your spawn, unless you build the pillar shorter

  • @donelive9582
    @donelive9582 Před 8 měsíci

    bro the flashbangs killed me

  • @QuestionableObject
    @QuestionableObject Před 3 lety +1931

    "Kill me kill me kill me."
    Ghast: "Bruh I'm trying just stop jumping around so much."

  • @tomrabbani
    @tomrabbani Před rokem +11989

    I love how he made the shears, apologised for not using them, and continued to not use them

    • @anderto4
      @anderto4 Před rokem +58

      based

    • @Doov012
      @Doov012 Před rokem +31

      dude I was wondering that as well

    • @privatechannel1272
      @privatechannel1272 Před rokem +56

      I think Mojang said to put pumpkins on your head when fighting the Ender Dragon..

    • @garvin_28
      @garvin_28 Před rokem +12

      @@privatechannel1272so that enderman don’t attack u

    • @jeremiahgash1450
      @jeremiahgash1450 Před rokem +2

      YOURS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂

  • @BillPacker-tg9cz
    @BillPacker-tg9cz Před 8 měsíci

    "why does that sound like me on the toilet after Taco Bell?" Bro roasted him self

  • @leighbee1764
    @leighbee1764 Před 7 měsíci

    3:07-3:08, you should clip that lil sound when when lil fly swarms become a thing in minecraft you can sell that sound clip to be implemented. or if they ever wana make the horses have a lil pooder if you over feed them somehow xD

  • @errorfacility4233
    @errorfacility4233 Před 2 lety +7900

    “I’m going to get as much wool as I can”
    *slaughters the sheep completely ignoring the shears he crafted earlier*

  • @Tiana326
    @Tiana326 Před 3 lety +1545

    "NOt mE, I'M bUiLt DiFfErEnT"
    *proceeds to die 3 times*

    • @kraxusgaming9483
      @kraxusgaming9483 Před 3 lety +3

      lmao

    • @bold-comedy9232
      @bold-comedy9232 Před 3 lety +4

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kababwarzone8901
      @kababwarzone8901 Před 3 lety +2

      Tiana Smith COOCHI MAN

    • @robinvsdk
      @robinvsdk Před 3 lety

      And he even used his beds BEFORE he destroyed all the crystals 🤣🤣

    • @joyhatake4054
      @joyhatake4054 Před 3 lety

      @@bold-comedy9232 are you ok vishant

  • @gaming-with-HelloGosh
    @gaming-with-HelloGosh Před 4 měsíci +2

    The Fart sounds after the breaking eyes of ender got me.

  • @newriechren2343
    @newriechren2343 Před 3 lety +1418

    "The Wither skeleton is the scariest mob"
    The Warden: *Soon... Soon youll see.. *

  • @vexorion6577
    @vexorion6577 Před 3 lety +1829

    "there's a difference between a simp and a good husband"
    -jeb

    • @sandergjevik639
      @sandergjevik639 Před 3 lety +30

      Thank u finaly some one who gets it

    • @AhmedKhan3.14
      @AhmedKhan3.14 Před 3 lety +6

      And that's true

    • @KingRedR2
      @KingRedR2 Před 3 lety +8

      @@GETONxYOURKNEES So if your wife murders your entire family and friends you are supposed to simp over her??

    • @mich497
      @mich497 Před 3 lety +22

      @@KingRedR2 you don't simp for your wife over everything she does

    • @KingRedR2
      @KingRedR2 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mich497 i don't even have a wife. And I'll be the one taking care of everything btw

  • @stupidrandomations
    @stupidrandomations Před 8 měsíci

    I remember not too long ago I was on a world with my friends and we stumbled across a stronghold under our village. It’s was really small and had no portal. I copied the seed in creative and blew the thing up and there was nothing. That was my first time finding a stronghold legit too

  • @easytooner55
    @easytooner55 Před 8 měsíci

    man opening the box as if it is pure gold in there lmaoooo

  • @DillyzThe1
    @DillyzThe1 Před 3 lety +14218

    inaccurate, you weren't supposed to die according to the book.

    • @hex6ne
      @hex6ne Před 3 lety +598

      actually, the book said you had a realistic chance of dying when fighting the dragon
      edit: smh stop flaming the other dude who replied thats not the point of this comment

    • @DillyzThe1
      @DillyzThe1 Před 3 lety +212

      @@hex6ne i meant in the overworld

    • @hex6ne
      @hex6ne Před 3 lety +208

      @@spoopy_spaghetti2407 i do happen to know what a joke is, and i find it funny, im just pointing out something lol

    • @tilananguyen9015
      @tilananguyen9015 Před 3 lety +9

      DillyzThe1 exactly

    • @gregdabrat
      @gregdabrat Před 3 lety +6

      xD

  • @0ex3ex2
    @0ex3ex2 Před 3 lety +1518

    When I first played minecraft
    Sees enderman:
    Me: *disconnects*

    • @samanthalouise5728
      @samanthalouise5728 Před 3 lety +35

      *Facts*

    • @spongebobfunnyy
      @spongebobfunnyy Před 3 lety +7

      Just wear a pumpkin bam thats gone

    • @Rodnoixx
      @Rodnoixx Před 3 lety +38

      It was right in the middle of the slenderman hype
      Minecraft was the best survival horror game for a few months

    • @taylor-bq2wp
      @taylor-bq2wp Před 3 lety +25

      i’ve been playing for 8 years and i still do that

    • @0ex3ex2
      @0ex3ex2 Před 3 lety +15

      Also the eerie noises when it’s 11pm you’re are home alone you don’t have a torch in game and you turn around to come face to face with 10 endermen

  • @ZXR4GRZMODDER-fx3xk
    @ZXR4GRZMODDER-fx3xk Před měsícem

    Perfect speedrun bro

  • @Site-01.
    @Site-01. Před 3 měsíci +2

    "Moyang" made my day!

  • @drewsellinger9576
    @drewsellinger9576 Před 3 lety +3232

    MysteryOre: “Do you build your nether portal with 10, or 14 blocks?”
    Anybody who plays minecraft in 2020: 𝘆𝗲𝘀

    • @reema4714
      @reema4714 Před 3 lety +64

      I don't get it, did I not notice a change in portal building threw the years?

    • @kirrakoala
      @kirrakoala Před 3 lety +8

      Lol

    • @mrtopphatter5874
      @mrtopphatter5874 Před 3 lety +40

      @@reema4714 idk about you, but i've always built mine 10 by 12

    • @Whoevenaskedyou
      @Whoevenaskedyou Před 3 lety +24

      @@reema4714 some people miss out the corners and some people don’t. But some make it extremely huge

    • @reema4714
      @reema4714 Před 3 lety +37

      @@Whoevenaskedyou but what does it have to do with the year 2020?

  • @asiangaming8409
    @asiangaming8409 Před 3 lety +1838

    "wither skeletons are the most scarist mobs, change my mind" by mysteryOre
    "The Warden"

    • @benkurdi8199
      @benkurdi8199 Před 3 lety +18

      It's hard to argue with his assessment

    • @asiangaming8409
      @asiangaming8409 Před 3 lety +24

      @@benkurdi8199 wither skeleton, tall, black, has a stone sword, just looks like a buff skeleton with a sword

    • @VKAG
      @VKAG Před 3 lety +10

      @@asiangaming8409 they’re fast and give you the wither effect

    • @breadman0512
      @breadman0512 Před 3 lety +5

      *M̷͇̞̗̙̮͉̳̝̔́̋̋̊̆̿̚E̵̢̤̥͔̥͎̥͖͒͒̿̌͒̒̍̋́̆̂͆͊̏̐*

    • @kurtronqx7135
      @kurtronqx7135 Před 3 lety +11

      @@VKAG lots of ways not to die. The Warden is pretty much just a big nope unless you can nerd pole in time

  • @TheOtherNamesWereTaken123
    @TheOtherNamesWereTaken123 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "not long ago Mojang released this guide"
    "this guide is extremely outdated"

  • @JohnMcDusty
    @JohnMcDusty Před 21 dnem +1

    *Beginning of Video*: Not long ago…
    *Middle of Video*: Oh yea, this book is *extremely* outdated.

  • @jaywalt282
    @jaywalt282 Před 3 lety +2095

    5:26 : “Ok, I’m safe now.”
    Homie my idea of safe isn’t a super long one block cobblestone bridge 😭😭

  • @lummy3180
    @lummy3180 Před 3 lety +5868

    “Because I personally use 50 obsidian”
    Weird flex but ok.

  • @alexwinters6745
    @alexwinters6745 Před 4 měsíci

    I can’t believe I never thought of the pillar and breaking my hips from the landing! It’s game changing! New Meta!

  • @maxress9096
    @maxress9096 Před 9 měsíci

    7:30 “but not me, I’m built different” famous last words

  • @SpectralLynx724
    @SpectralLynx724 Před 3 lety +2132

    Ever noticed how satisfying it is to listen to hundreds of blocks being broken at a really fast speed?

  • @bigal2566
    @bigal2566 Před 3 lety +2743

    Mysteryore: "Do you build your nether portal with 10 or 14 blocks?"
    Me, with my buckets of lava and water: Ya'll are using obsidian?"

  • @uzijn
    @uzijn Před měsícem

    This was great fun to watch.

  • @aBlueTopHat
    @aBlueTopHat Před 5 měsíci +5

    why are there more likes than his actual subscriber count?

    • @Maroony_Yt
      @Maroony_Yt Před 8 dny +1

      People watched and liked it but didn’t subscribe?

  • @meloniscurrentlynotalive
    @meloniscurrentlynotalive Před 3 lety +2618

    MysteryOre: uses his axe to kill sheep for wool.
    The shears he made: are we a joke to you?

    • @06dpa
      @06dpa Před 3 lety +38

      I think he did it for food as well. Still, good point there.

    • @jessy1982
      @jessy1982 Před 3 lety +70

      Usually, you shear THEN kill for food, since sheering gives more wool.

    • @Froggediah
      @Froggediah Před 3 lety +4

      they burnt, didn't they?

    • @jacobcallahan3741
      @jacobcallahan3741 Před 3 lety +1

      @Wry tho? it isn't even 500

    • @mattistrashatvideogames6412
      @mattistrashatvideogames6412 Před 3 lety

      I think that they got destroyed when he died for the first time.

  • @beebod5008
    @beebod5008 Před 3 lety +1765

    Mojang: Enchanted diamond armor is a must before entering the nether
    Speed runners: No I don’t think I will.

    • @aether8634
      @aether8634 Před 3 lety +29

      Dream in his videos sometimes wasn't wearing any armor into the nether while me need a week until I can get into the nether....

    • @vortexsupernovapersonal7801
      @vortexsupernovapersonal7801 Před 3 lety +6

      Not speedrunning, but I only wear one piece of gold armor for the piglins when I get to nether because I think thats enuff lol

    • @mistofisto9108
      @mistofisto9108 Před 3 lety +14

      Most people only need iron armour and speedrunners need even less, so the fact that this guy failed _with enchanted diamond armour_ is just amusing.

    • @tradeka4206
      @tradeka4206 Před 3 lety +6

      @@mistofisto9108 a shield is all you really need if you’re actually decent at the game

    • @muhammadariadi7408
      @muhammadariadi7408 Před 3 lety +1

      Illumina be like :

  • @gameraayush1232
    @gameraayush1232 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Cant believe its already been 3 years this video was uploaded.

  • @darcieesp
    @darcieesp Před 7 měsíci

    Ik this is from two years ago but things that actually triggered me:
    You wasting the beds before exploding all crystals
    You killing the enferman with blocks while having enchanted diamond axe in your inv right next

  • @funnylaughed7423
    @funnylaughed7423 Před 3 lety +749

    "make a trail using blocks that aren't found in the nether, like pumpkins".
    Pumpkins????

    • @Deadass271
      @Deadass271 Před 3 lety +19

      Bananas

    • @realjooj1296
      @realjooj1296 Před 3 lety +30

      why fucking pumpkins?????????

    • @OfficialAlvinPlayz
      @OfficialAlvinPlayz Před 3 lety +43

      ​@@realjooj1296 because they are super-efficient and are everywhere *cough* Did you know that the original said diamond ores?
      Lmao not really but lol

    • @AsSiccAsPossibleASAP
      @AsSiccAsPossibleASAP Před 3 lety +23

      netherite block works since they dont generate as a full block

    • @lolman4389
      @lolman4389 Před 3 lety +2

      @@AsSiccAsPossibleASAP good idea

  • @vlatkomacici7528
    @vlatkomacici7528 Před 3 lety +2070

    Question: "do you build your nether portql with 10 or 14 block of obsidian, cuz I make mine with 50"
    Weird ass flex, but ok

  • @kaursandeep1108
    @kaursandeep1108 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Best vid ever I watched it like 1000000000 time so entertaining

  • @STUDIO_YF
    @STUDIO_YF Před 14 dny

    0:36
    "when you first load into a worl-"
    AY IS THAT COMIC SANS
    funi font

  • @deadnetwork7803
    @deadnetwork7803 Před 3 lety +7283

    Jeb: Does something cool for his wife because he loves her
    The community: *SIMP*

    • @ashantihendley811
      @ashantihendley811 Před 3 lety +166

      People do be like that lol

    • @petermarais4168
      @petermarais4168 Před 3 lety +398

      Cute story: exist
      People: simp

    • @eyaacoub8279
      @eyaacoub8279 Před 3 lety +375

      @@petermarais4168 people who say simp are sad as fuck

    • @Heisenvald
      @Heisenvald Před 3 lety +110

      That's not even the definition of simp🤦‍♂️

    • @foxceles
      @foxceles Před 3 lety +179

      I mean, He's married to her so how's he a simp? lol

  • @micahwarkentin3541
    @micahwarkentin3541 Před 2 lety +2472

    *Normal Gamers:* “Use swords to kill a dragon!”
    *Minecraft Gamers:* “Sleeping is the only way...”

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople Před 2 lety +17

      is minecraft even good now im a 7 year veteran with the OG handbooks that quit 2 years ago lol..... also why does this video have so many views

    • @jerrynotgerry7095
      @jerrynotgerry7095 Před 2 lety +10

      @@LavaCreeperPeople yea it think it’s pretty good, pretty good updates. Also the vid has many views cuz prob beating Mc was a huge trend

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople Před 2 lety +1

      @@jerrynotgerry7095 nice

    • @jerrynotgerry7095
      @jerrynotgerry7095 Před 2 lety +1

      @@LavaCreeperPeople lol ty

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople Před 2 lety +1

      @@jerrynotgerry7095 np :)

  • @adhominemetc
    @adhominemetc Před 7 měsíci

    I'm safe now - he says while running over a one block bridge in the Nether.

  • @sweetpea_____
    @sweetpea_____ Před 3 měsíci +8

    2:07 bro those noises were amazing

  • @scoopz2780
    @scoopz2780 Před 3 lety +350

    Uh, you dug straight down to the stronghold , and you know Mojang doesn’t like that. Not satisfied. Restart process.

    • @mandoingshitonline
      @mandoingshitonline Před 3 lety +11

      Mojang would be disappointed

    • @astra6698
      @astra6698 Před 3 lety +2

      he broke the number one rule of Minecraft....how shameful smh

    • @forsakenfish
      @forsakenfish Před 3 lety +4

      @@FORVIX he's saying that Mojang wants people to not be straight while digging down

    • @solarsoda_
      @solarsoda_ Před 3 lety +2

      @Fish Child well shit i broke the rule

    • @letmeramble
      @letmeramble Před 3 lety +1

      @@FORVIX
      *Glory* *[well shit then-]*
      *[you love me-]*
      *[NO-]*