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#TheTimDillonShow - Komedie
I don't understand how Ben still has a job with the way he treats Tim. Tim has a huge heart
He’s way over the line on this podcast, really is being unreasonable not only that we had to wait how long for another one? Ben you son of a bitch
He is a saint, Ben is sort of being disrespectful
Mother Teresa he is to deal with that kid..
It’s disgraceful, and quite frankly, disgusting. Tim is such a saint. God bless him.
If he breaks that talking ban...Cris Jenner herself won't be able to save him.
I saw Ben at the airport a while back. Told him I was a big fan of the show. Expressed how much I respected his professionalism and show prep. He proceeded to throw his Orange Dream Machine smoothie from Jamaba Juice in my face. I deserved it. He's a terror.
That’s terrible, I hope you’re okay?? And why wasn’t something like that discussed in the podcast?! That must mean he does this on a weekly basis. What a horrible man, Ben Avery is.
Bens the antichrist 😂😭 I love these comment section
Ben is well known for keeping fans in line by telling them that "peasants are meant to be seen and not heard" as well as telling them how "worthless, filthy, and undeserving" they are. Then he tells you to get him another latte after he splashes you in the face with the one he had been drinking. Tim wearing sunglasses, baseball cap, and sports jacket silently watches with indifference.
this is an outright lie. Ben would've been way more hostile and belligerent.
Sounds legit
I miss these two together 😢
Same its the saddest tv break up of all time 😭
Devan simply saying "No" when Tim asks him if he's tried the products is the funniest thing to me.
Refreshing honesty
watch Norm looses sponsors for OG fucking with partnerships
He makes the show so much better
Also the immediate acquiescent "ok" to the "but you will now" without breaking eye contact
Time?
Tim is a saint for dealing with Ben’s constant sabotage/hijinks
Bible says rebellion is witchcraft. Ben needs to repent for his behavior;)
Scheming Ben
@@Zgembo121 You could say mercantilism brings him joy.
its sickening to see such non professionalism. peoples lives are at stake
I haven't even watched yet and I'm already Outraged! Maybe we should stalk him, than wear his Skin as a Suit, and than Host the Show with Tim...
Listening to Ben is like watching a magician fumble a card trick
Lmaoo
so true
😂😂😂
This is gold 🤣🤣
It's like watching David Blaine snap his neck.
"A white, fit man...the enemy" 🤣 🤣
A couple years from now, when cannibalism and local clans warring over stores of rat meat are the big issues of the day, I hope that Tim survives and is transmitting his show over shortwave radio to the Patreon subscribers still alive in the wasteland
Fallout New Vegas style
But Fallout palm springs
3 DAWGGGG AWOOO
It would be the perfect show in the Apocalypse.
fuck yes, HAM radio internet casting a video, its a thing, check it out
Half the episodes better be in the Ray Kump voice.
If Tim is smoking a cigarette you know it’s going to be good.
A little ciggy liggy
Yeah bro, let’s rip a dart!
I love watching Tim shit on Ben, true friendship
“That’s your word quota for the next couple episodes”
To be fair, he was a bit mouthy during the start of this episode😂
@@jamesoncharles7815 he’s truly a saint for dealing with his shenanigans
Tim should run for Mayor - you got my vote..
“Nothing brings inflation down like a Nuclear War”- Tim Dillon
ben is like a kerosene lamp gently lighting up the studio
His gentle heart warming up the room
Gives me the kid from UP vibes
😂😂
A flickering lamp, running low on kerosene, and smelling of another man's vomit...
Ben is dead
Tim cancelled the garden city show near me with no intent to reschedule. But hell, I like it when he plays hard to get.
To play what, the revolution? For 8 people
Hahahah no wonder
@@Editionsz Those 8 people are my friends, you should know what you said has brought pain to an already throbbing situation. Shame
Stalk him, that’s what he wants.
@@publicalias8172 I hope Putin nukes the US so u can feel immense pain
@@publicalias8172 keep crying on the CZcams comments, you might actually get somewhere lol shame
As soon as i saw the lighter in Tim’s hand, i knew everything was going to be ok
Just saw Tim in Denver tonight. It was my first comedy show of any kind but was an absolute 10/10. Tim is even funnier in person. I am not exaggerating when I say my mouth hurt at the end from laughing so much/hard
Same here! Hilarious show, except for the douchey line cutters. Had fun though.
Been alone in the woods on mushrooms, this is exactly how I needed to come back to civilization.
no one cares that you get high
@@lukelmaooooo I do
@@lukelmaooooo it’s good for you try it
@@lukelmaooooo you are a joke
Sounds like the perfect thing to come back to reality, travel to another dimension only to come back and listen to Tim rant and Ben treat him like shit
Ben was so out of line this entire episode, it’s insane.
Honestly one of the funniest and most wholesome podcasts yet. You guys r fucking killing it.
I would pay good money to see Ben just randomly roast tf out of Tim.
Yeah, I noticed a bit of insolence with an underlying sense of flippant disregard. Tim has to reign that in or Ben's just going to get worse.
@@olliefoxx7165 lmao. He needs the belt AND the buckle.
I had to rewind Tim laughing at his own “do it quietly” joke a few times 😆😆. That might be the hardest I’ve seen him laugh.
You are a nightlight Ben, with a broken sensor that flickers on and off erratically. Majestic.
Its 4AM in Kenya and i am on my night shift. Such a beautiful gift😭😭😭😭
It’s good to see Ben is drinking again
Tim should start again as well
@@patrickweir8382 I can’t even imagine what Tim would be like doing this podcast drunk could he get better than he already is? Yes or yes? Would be glorious
It appears Ben has discovered cocaine and thinks very highly of himself. Tim needs to put him in his place
@@dustinwhiteside I swear they were gaaked out a couple weeks ago.
@@aculasabacca I’ve thought the same a few times super hard
"I feel like I light up a room a little bit" 🤣 Ben Avery is an icon
I love Tim’s clean transition from explaining the terrors of war to promoting ExpressVPN
Tim Dillion is the greatest pitch man ever. I listen to every single ad because I know it is going to be sick and twisted and yet another joke. It just doesn't stop with the fun.
Yay fun
SO FUN 🤩
His Birddogs promo last podcast was GOLD!
They used to be way way better 😈 some of the old magic spoon and better helps 🤯.
@@iwanttoliveinthewoods "unchained from the radiator for Saturday morning cereal." I was friggin crying.
The Pig delivereth
This will be top comment
Lolz love it
and he taketh away
Snorlax has awoken
About time pig.
Greatest Tim Dylan line ever "they bring these guys up from steerage", the younger generation has no clue what the hell that means that's why I can appreciate it it was hilarious.
I guess Betterhelp really likes the way Tim represents their service. Amazing.
Sound of Devin’s voice, Tim visibly smoking....warm porch memories ❤️
that was way better than this studio
I don’t mind the new studio - that “Coast to Coast AM” feeling
Just saw Ben in real life - 7 feet away from me - can confirm he is a hansom dork - can confirm Tim wears a 2 year old faded black T on stage. Needs a go fund me. Wonderful time at the show - his opener is awesome rn btw - couldn't understand his name unf.
Sam tallent?
Marcello Hernandez? Saw him in Nashville with Tim! Really good
Tim doesnt need a gofundme hunny
Yes Sam tallent. Local denver comic Runs a great show with Nathan Lund called lucho libre and laughs. Best show in denver.
@@Liberalismismentalillness I wonder what this guy does to destroy a shirt within 2 years 🤨 Gotta be wearing the casual clothes to work lmao
"The nazis were bad guys but they werent inefficient like imagine a nazi run steak house" that shit had my dying 🤣
Some nice Argentinian beef 😉
Heard they killer on the grill/oven
@@johnbags2525 yea they have real nice cattle cars too
Each podcast Ben looks more and more like Jeffrey Dahmer
Best comment! Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is so good I wish I could hit you
Laying on the floor listening to Tim waiting for my oxy to kick in so I can go to my job washing dishes and smoking cigarettes for 12 hours
You're living the life. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Same, only I’m a line cook
Hang in there bud… not easy stuff there but hang in there
Just quit after you spend all your money don't move to H. You will get there just take the first option. Enjoy
Man, I’d get out of it before you end up with a needle in your arm.
I thought I’d never switch over to heroin, but once you’re addicted and realize how cheap it is, it’s gonna be hard to turn down.
Quit now if you can.
And if you can’t, fuck it. Enjoy yourself. But give quitting a try.
Omg the yemen segment had me crying in laughter. “Looks like a scene out of the bible” 🤣
🤭😅 Fu*ck i was laughing too.
Jesus I almost died laughing days later i still cant stop laughing when i think about it i screen recorded that part and send it to all my friends
Favorite TD joke to this day
Now Ben is gone and the light is out
“I refuse to do business with Disney…. until they let people wear the trans Micky pin in the haunted house” 😂☠️
God really poured out his whole bag of “Sassy Antagonist” into Tim Dillon and didnt share it with anyone else
I just got back from seeing Tim in Denver where he CRUSHED taping his special. Great seeing you tonight Tim!
whens that taping coming out ??
@@bossracing3387 prob early summer usually they come out 2 months after filming
I’m going to Chicago!
Wow.. congrats
@@yungdolphin9130 Wow.. “Yung Dolphin” 🐬
"Clean Conscious" Colbert quickly transitioned to pandering his electric car without thinking about who mines those lithium ion batteries.
And without a basic understanding of economics and where electricity actually comes from-- and how the current grid couldn't even support everyone transitioning to electric vehicles. He's such a moron-- and he fancies himself an intellectual.
Yup. Hollywood hypocrisy at its finest.
I haven’t seen Tim laugh this hard ever! Such a funny episode!!!
I love it when Tim has multiple hostages! You can even hear one whimpering in the background🤗
"I don't need to be alive " said in a nonplussed manner in response to a possible threat... that killed me.
Love the longer podcasts. Tim's podcast is now my go to over Rogan.
I love when you have Devan or Ray on the show.. Hilarious as usual
I wasn't aware the Azov Battalion is singing at the Grammys. That's wild. Honestly not surprised though.
I hope he was joking
@@sgtwrench69 no but Zelensky is lol
@@jaycourtel4478 He shut down 11 opposition parties and closed down all TV to have one state media outlet
@@sgtwrench69 the country is on martial law dumb dumb. And most of the politicians ran away..
@@sgtwrench69 total war derp
Oh thank god Tim uploaded. My weekend sucked so far.
Yes Matt
I hated it that there wasn’t one last weekend. Pissed me off.
Revisiting this one after two or so years, and it’s truly a banger! Miss the good ole’ days a little bit, not gonna lie. Love you Tim!
I listened to audio only, but just hearing Tim lose it and crack up multiple times was great. Everyone was laughing through this one. Tremendous.
Tim gives me an “unclaimed son of Donald Trump” kind of vibe.
Holy shit you might be right
Yes!
That is the vibe, so he gets tons of young male conservatives only for them to find out he supports free healthcare, ending the wars, building, infrastructure, is gay, and said he was going to vote for Bernie if he was the candidate + etc etc.
And this is all things he actually believes for any random charlie kirk fan stumbling through this comment section thinking its a joke
He sounds like him
Tim Dillon is the only comedian that genuinely makes me laugh out loud pretty much non-stop.
Tim Dillion Andrew Schultz Andrew santino funniest right now
Manu….what time does the school bus pick u up Tom sweetheart?
I listen to him at houses I clean.Sweet lady tells me how cute I sound laughing in the next room.If only she knew what I was laughing at.😂
This is like watching public access tv in the early 80’s 👍
I find myself watching every episode twice.... its just toogood
When Tim is smoking a good ol ' cigarette you just know it's going to be a amazing episode
With the coffee cup ashtray...just like my pappy did it.
...super classy
Lol k
I was going through withdrawals last week not having a new episode
Listen to more podcasts
Same but that was just from heroin
I Love the way Tim rolls his eyes when Ben talks
1:09:30 might be the best Ben Avery laugh of all time
depression stalled for an hour, thank goodness
🤣💯
It's crazy how addicted I am to Tim's pod. Ive had the shakes for like a week almost. 😂
the $5 patreon is very worth it 👀 better episodes imo
Not me, got my fix from the 5$ Patreon level which is beyond worth it, act like a true fan and BUCK UP
Losers pay money on patreon
@@BrownOpsLeak We are Proud Pigs
@@BrownOpsLeak feels like winning
I had such a tough week.Thankfully Tim Dillion is here to give us some laughs
1:04:13
“Do it quietly”-Rick Caruso
“I love life”-Rick Caruso
“The only dangerous people will be the cops”-Rick Caruso
“I’m already rich”-Rick Caruso
Tim is the GOAT, but this show doesn't exist without Ben...yes or YES?
Agreed
what do you gain by baiting out hollow interaction. it's not like they run ads on CZcams comments.
@@lukelmaooooo Fake Business... Duh.
It'd be a real knife fight out there for Ben.
Tim could do this standing in a closet facing the wall w the lights off hung upside down and ball gagged and that's just the first five minutes
Even if the whole “Ben being shit at his job and not paying attention” is just a bit don’t stop, it’s fucking hilarious.
it is just a bit - Tim has confessed on other episodes and podcasts that Ben is his best friend and basically orchestrates his life
@@hypotheticallywhatiskyle you still thinking the same thing?
I have been refreshing this page all week, I need my Tim Dillon.
As a Yemeni 🇾🇪 I’m glad to see Tim knows what’s going on and spreading awareness about the situation
Tim's Whitney Cumming's impression was spot on about podcasters making it about them lol
Postponing taking my ambien to be coherent as possible for this one. Tim’s buttery voice is better than any drug anyways.
Why did this comment simultaneously make me feel cozy comfy and in danger
Nothing better then some Tim and a hot load of H.
@@LuckyLuch1 i have never heard heroin as a hot load interesting
You should take your ambien and listen to this to help keep you awake and strap in for a wild ride..
@@roymakescomics next week 😏
Tim ashing his cig in his own merch mug is so fitting and why I love him
This is one of the best Tim Dillon episodes ever yes or yes 🙌🏼
I always hate when rich people buy first class tickets for their poor family. They didn't earn it and they stink.
Poetry
Agreed...Downstairs with the baggage and animals would be more appropriate
@@tg007ful What are you, a socialist? They can cling to the wing like the gremlins they are.
Your fault for not having a PJ, you poor
Tim is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.
It isn't a podcast with Tim Dillon if this comment isn't posted
If the Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell disappears in November so do you!!!!
I am a Reprogrammed Terminator Sent Back in Time by the Grand Clan Ross, which is Clan Ross in your Time, which is all the Gentry from the Great Clan Ross, and in the Days and Before of the War Master of Scotland, the Chief of Clan Arias the 1st Earl of Ross Fearchar the Son of the Priest was known as Clan Arias! To Destroy Tim Dillon for Turning the World Gay Via his Humor!
@@Boilerball1120 WALK INTO TACO BELL WITH A GUN! LMAO!!!
@@livewiiiiire Or the GTA radio channel post. Haven't seen it yet ..
1:09:43 for Ben laughing like there's no tomorrow
Probably the current living king of comedy.
Tim looks like a 'retired' CIA agent attending a rock concert,
Yes or Yes.
You're making him seem way too cool. Looks like a fat east coast comedian in a sweat shirt to me.
No
The only show worth watching as soon as it drops.
hell yeah knew this was worth waiting for...Tim smokin' back on camera...these are the times for it!!
with ya Timmy :D
I really needed this. Thanks guys
*Tim Dillon Show* is my Meet the Press / Face the Nation
The fruits of patience are sweet… that being said, I almost sold subprime mortgages just to deal with the lack of an upload.
But have you ever tried fake business?
Fr.
Colbert going from acknowledging Saudi Arabia to bs about having a clear conscience
Beyond parody, all of it, forevermore
Devans channel has become one of my faves. Good stuff
He's hilarious! Can't believe I didn't find his channel sooner
when timmy is ripping heaters it just makes the whole video presentation that much better
2:04
He holds this form for several seconds.
It's pure magic.
Tim Dillon is a Real Hero. His set for this show is 🔥. We saw him in Orlando, 10/10 would recommend
"A clean conscience is worth a buck or two"
"No its not"
There's the fundamental difference between someone with morals and someone who doesn't. Tim's honest enough to say that while Colbert is saying it just because he's in front of a camera.
i respect that he is ashing in his fake business mug
You can really tell Tim fully believes in and actually uses the sponsors he does reads for by his genuine delivery. Now I’ll definitely sign up for express vpn for my mental well being that comes in my box of awesome.
The good old days. When you first tuned in…but after an hour you thought Ben was a just a twink Tim was banging out raw. But then you find out Ben has a wife,kid and is a religious golfer.
I think Tim Dillon is the only guy that makes the jokes me (a dark humoured British doctor) and my Russian wife (a well educated and well travelled hottie) make behind closed doors.
May be super niche, but bless you for bringing levity to a shitty time ✌🏽
See you when you perform in London next week, got tickets bay-bay! ❤️
Is your wife single?
YES Devan is here!
tim is the epitome of coolness and bloody hilarious
Haven’t seen Tim laugh at his own jokes like this maybe ever. Love it
This is one of the better episodes in a while.
Agreed. The most recent Patreon ep was killer as well.
Well that doesn't say much
It's a scary world when Tim Dillon is the voice of reason.
Good point. Because he's a comedian and what he's saying is SUPPOSED to be a joke, but it's just becoming more and more true by the WEEK!!
Tired comment ive seen multiple times, is that you amy
@@cdavid469 Well its never been more true than today
@@maxspringfield or more copied
@@cdavid469 never hear of parallel thinking?
Tim digging into the other guy in the first couple minutes is gold lmao
Tim, I love your show, easy listening and funny and informative
Tim has mastered supply and demand. 3 times in a row I search "Tim Dillon show" and get disappointed because Im still waiting for content.. he posts an ep same night. 3 times in a row lol
Buck up for the Patreon bro, hes been killing it on there
@@GonzoGolf I feel like a shill, but it’s honestly worth every penny
@@tomholliday2489 duck yeah it is
@@GonzoGolf I might have to, I've had a hard time selling myself on subscribing to a single creator and paying for just one you know lol but I might have to, I paid for great tickets to his Charlotte show in a couple weeks 🤷♂️
@@samuelthomson1004 he's the most paid on there
Support our roast hog
Ben's married, has a great gig, life is good right? So of course he's gonna get all "I light up the room" esqe hahah
its getting almost unruly and i feel like tim is gonna do something about it very soon
@@goblingoochgobbler5759 if Ben keep stepping out of line, there will be serious repercussions
SOOO HAPPY DEVAN IS BACKKKKK!!! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Yall did a great job with the background and lighting and set
Thank for making my day better.