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- Tim pens a letter to his friend Mr. Vladimir Putin in a time of need, discusses a teacher fired for reading a book about butts, questions the motives behind the White House's interest in Tik Tok influencers, and defends the honor of a great Russian Oligarch.
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#TheTimDillonShow - Komedie
Tim Dillon brings dignity to our culture.
Tim dillon is explaining why we deserve to lose, and as a single Obama and double Trump voter he's right.
Dignity & Charisma.
I love Tim Dillon because he comes across as a stressed out, rational, borderline neurotic (from the stress of dealing with irrationality) person.
@@seandawson5899 Yeah. American culture.
Let’s not get carried away
When I was watching the Donald Trump interview on the FULL SEND podcast, all I could hear in the back of my head was Tim Dillon screaming about how these teen stars are the ones interviewing Trump about impending ww3 while drinking gatorade zero from wine cups with their hats on indoors. And I love it
100% this lol it was quite surreal
Best summary ever written.💯
we need ww3
How is Tim so spot on…
@@realbanger Tim is so on because leet imagined it to be so
This episode is a masterpiece, nobody can do an hour of comedy off the cuff like Tim without a guest and be funny every time.
joey diaz the only one that's up there too
theo von too @@trel9388
Tim, I hope Putin responds to your letter
It’s a great letter. It’s so cooked how all it could take is a comedic but straight honest take. His plan seems great until Putin never reads the letter because it’s retarded
Ukrainians in Kiev just telling the reporters... "Life in the big city"
It’s a real knife fight out here
-Ukrainians
Kyiv
@@qwertyuiopasdfghj001 always called it kiev. Like the cake they make shows Kievskii Tort ;)
Tim Dillon was the one who attacked Jussie Smollett.
Tim Dillon is Jussie Smollett's Tyler Durden
Tim Dillon would have made sure the job was done.
It was self defense, Smollett was trying to burn down a car dealership
Milo helped
@@drdeadbeat1604 Damn this is funny/fruity.
The lens through which Tim Dillon sees the world and the ability to spin it away from complete tragedy is a rare gift.
Here before it drops. This is the "before" party room.
We are coming into Tim’s era. I don’t want the world to get any worse; but if that’s what it takes to get Tim to the top… so be it.
It’s his turn to get his fucking chance!
He is known as the closer🏆💯
Ukrainians are paying the ultimate price for Tim Dillon. Heroes
😂
His prophecies must all come true, and if they don't, we must make them come true.
Tim's going to be regarded as a comedy legend one day. No one could do what he does the way he does it.
The only way to be a legend in anything is if the mainstream immortalizes you... there are no 'real' comics in the mainstream. it's all pandering to a political meme. He would need a popular show in mainstream media.
The worst of times are also the best of times. As we have watched the art of comedy get debased in late-night talk shows, two titans have risen as the sages of our age- Tim Dillon and Kyle Dunnigan.
Cream of the crop. Nobody does it better!
I think a coked out alex jones would do in a pinch
@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 lol
Big fan from Australia, stoked to hear you're coming down under
When is this happening?
No way? I will walk from Broome to Sydney if I have to, to see this pig
For real, when?
need this hopefully bris on the list as i doubt he'll head up my way FNQ
Oh wow. This is a dream come true
Tim where you at with the next episode?????? 😔
I literally grinned when I got on CZcams and seen that Tim posted. Seriously one of the best parts of my week. I hope Tim knows how much he is loved and needed.
Agree! Fack yes.
AMEN TIM DILLON IS GODDDDD
Same!!!!
Tim hates you
He knows he’s loved, but he wishes it wasn’t by you.
There's a rumour in military circles that the whole Asof batalion is sponsored by Sheath Underwear.
We’re birddog people now, keep up
Ben you’re gonna pay for this delay
“Jen Psaki is an idiot. She’s an idiot and she’s a ginger. Everything is wrong with her.”
😂
I was seconds away from threatening ben again. SECONDS
Best to still threaten him..just to be on the safe side.
Thank the cuck God you didn't.
Ya gotta keep an eye on him at all times...like Epstein!
As soon as the sun sets on Saturdays I start to get itchy...
@@roymakescomics I’ll never give him an inch. You know he’ll take a mile!
Whenever I feel depressed.... Tim Dillon is there with a new episode.
That sounds like dependence. Get that checked out
New episode everyday?
Listen to your body
Facts.
Cheer up it will get better get the gun out of your mouth
i just realised where the fuck is my free content
We can't keep forgiving him... But then again, we will.
@@SunLuuOfficial you think the episode with the stalker in the hotel was a doozy. wait till i show up armed.
Date added (newest)
refresh...
As a Chicagoan, the Lori Lightfoot short was hysterical…he loves her we all loathe her 😂😂😂😂
How’s life in the apocalypse?
I got a little confused when I saw her being pushed to the ground by herself.
The opposite of love is indifference. Hate or love her, she evokes strong feelings. It’s all the same energy
Lori Lightfoot, Elizabeth Holmes, and Ghislaine Maxwell… people just can't handle boss bitches.
Who’s we lol
Tim is getting dangerously close to going head to head with SNL. Maybe they should have a little nuclear exchange to show our support.
I'd like to at least have a nice summer before the nuclear winter.
If only
Why do you act like Tim isn’t way too good for SNL?
_Horsey medicine isn't for peeepuullll, it's for horssseeeyyysss!_
SNL has crumbled from within.
Why do people always bring up SNL? It hasn't been relevant in 20 years.
Tim is such a great mid-level corporate manager. Following up with his direct report to make sure he did his task from last week.
I’m going to take my own life if the new episode doesn’t come out soon
just take it out on Ben and treat yourself to some Häagen-Dazs ice cream
One of my favorite sounds in existence is hearing Tim say, "ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show."
For reals though!
So glad Tim is with us. Gift from God.
Amen 🙏🏿
He's a national treasure!
More like a gift 𝘵𝘰 god. You're welcome, 𝙂𝙊𝘿.
We are all blessed with this gift of life
A gift from the imaginary man in the sky who always needs money
This is among Tim's best. More complex & subtle humour than usual. I like it.
Where are you!?!?!?!
That opening promo is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
Ben stifling a laugh like he is in church for an hour straight is comedic gold.
The accuracy XD
Yea I can barely hold it in at the sight of Tim's glorified macbook lackey (something virtually anyone in this comment section could do) struggling not to crack up at the quips from the actual talent
PTL.
I'm so excited about your tour of Australia. This is the best day!!!
Tim Dillon is the only JRE Bro that understood what he meant when he recommended they start podcasts.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Tim Dillon would make a great White House Press Secretary. Also, imagine a room full of journalists giggling like Ben!
“What did you expect, you voted for a corpse”
part time only or maybe a dual job with., someone else..
I’m so pissed I didn’t think of that. That would be the greatest
Okay, Anna Khachiyan.
I think his kind of humor would fly right over most of their heads.
I'm starting to download Tim Dillon Shows to my computer so we have something to watch during the nuclear winter, you know? post internet?
Stop consuming "mainstream media" and ignore their narratives. Your acknowledgment of their narratives is consent.
There won’t be any power.
@@h-dawg969 you ever heard of a generator? And that’s just the easiest way there’s a lot more ways to harness electricity
@@h-dawg969 I have a generator and 20 gallons and a pump in my car, a lot of people will probably blow their brains out and I'm sure their cars will still have some fuel in there. Also this generator will run off propane and every other simp fella out there has a propane tank, I'll just trade them a couple of racoon tails for it or I can invite them over for some Timmy D and Scotch, it'll be a a good time. OH NO WHAT WILL THE DOGS EAT? intruders. There will be more than enough intruders to go around.
@@SuperBlueMoonWA I don't even have cable TV, Joe-Blow from Rio Linda. I just true story, had a crazy dream the 3rd day this year, waking up to nuclear war. So I feel pretty good it's going to happen, because that didn't feel like a dream, felt like I was just looking at missiles and explosions outside my bedroom window. bobbing up and down in my bed. not fun.
Tim’s face of approval when Ben is reading it back 😂
I feel lucky to have seen this legend in person. He just keeps getting better.
Im shocked Tim didn't place fake sanctions on fake Russian business
There is no fake business in Russia. Its all very real and serious. Real corruption too.
That would have been a funny skit, some bullshit about how his jewelry business is affected by the sanctions 😂
It's in the fake court of international settlements the lawyers are all over it
@@Jensth lmao went over ur head bro Tim has comedy bits on fake businesses
@@Jensth IN MOTHER RUSSIA, JOKE ONLY FUNNY IF SOME PERSON UPSET. THANK YOU FOR BEING MARYTR
This show is the only reason I have any hope for the future of the planet. Thanks, Tim and Ben
Where do you even live? New York??
Lex fridman gives us hope as well
Seeing Ben stress out over what Tim says is the best lmao
Even the first minute is better than most "comedy" podcasts.
Honestly tim Dillion is the only thing on the internet I even enjoy anymore. Gold
true_lee
I almost agree with you but Kyle Dunnigan exists...have you seen the "Joeb Island" video?
Who’s Tim Dillion?
Auto correct is who he is
I fully expected the comment section of Tim's videos would be the worst place on the internet but its millions of times nicer than any random CZcams video. I just saw a comment section for a video involving Dave Chappelle taking away funding for a housing project where he lives. It was apeshit crazy
Easily the best intro that has ever been on any video ever. Yes or yes.
Lol it was cheesy in the best possible way. 😂 Watching it twenty times.
They are eating that into off of the Matt n Shane’s secret podcast. Straight chowing, mmm, neither podcast is too straight.
Need the remix name of hypnotize badly
@@nickhorton_ czcams.com/video/2XcmBf_0Z94/video.html
this is the final straw we have no choice but to kidnap Ben and chain him to the editing chair, we can feed him apple sauce intermittently to stay alive, things might get messy but at least we will get our episodes on time
Tim I love you so much you don't understand how much it helps having someone like you to laugh with
Tim Dillon on fire this episode. Amazing charisma and deep understanding of geopolitical spheres of influence. Tim must’ve ate all the right foods on hypoglycemic index and right time of menstrual cycle to produce such charisma.
Lol 😂
One word buddy.. vitamins
@@FlareskiIV infusion??
@@Jensth 💧 💧
Bloody yeah
I saved money on car insurance by switching to The Tim Dillon Show
Thank you catching me up on current events Tim! Refreshing to be informed
THE WORLD IS MAKING THIS WAY TOO EASY FOR TIM DILLON, HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY ANYMORE
"With the gas prices high how are we going to drive all the kids to the private prisons" our lord and savior Tim Dillion
Who’s Tim Dillion?
My weekend revolves around the Tim Dillon Show
This is where I get my news ❤️ ol Timmy
This and your newest Patreon were fire. Always
'oh cool, a new tim dillon episode is out.' i say to myself, as i slowly lower the revolver from my right temple
Ben should be sent to Ukraine to see if he uploads the episodes faster from there. Like if you agree.
Don't say that countries name.
Every once in awhile one of your shows comes across as a more humorous version of a Netflix special. Thank you for the laughs
Im not saying Vladimir Putin is Tim Dillon in a fat suit. But I haven't ever seen them in the same room together.
I really love Tim’s set. It’s clean and dreamy, and doesn’t look like an episode of hoarders. 💜
But how will people know he's cool without a couple of framed jerseys or a plastic lightsaber on a weapon rack or something
But where does he keep his action figurines
Already here for some big laughs and some revelations, let’s go Tim!
Tim is in his zone during the monologue at the beginning. That’s top notch content.
There's a lot of talented comedians out there killing it, but Tim dillion's brand of humor is so unique and potent, I simply can't get enough of it.
Ahh yes, another week of news filtered and purified for consumption through our leader Tim Dillon.
This is the way.
The only way.
Can we be together? If I agree with enough of your comments, can we start dating? I'm unemployed.
I really like you
Heil Tim
Somewhere a new CIA agent is responsible for producing a report on this podcast…and questioning the entire career strategy.
Somewhere a CIA agent is responsible for producing this episode.
@justin haase. Gold comment right here!!
😆
@@blindthrall Thank you! Imagine all of the podcasts with high viewership. They all get infiltrated.
Unbelievable. I look forward to these every week!
I live in Italy, yet when a new episode comes out, I always manage to fall asleep to the sweet sweet voice of the pig. God bless
Explosive energy outta the gate this episode. Tim takes a satire gamma knife and splits the atom of our collective consciousness ∞
Hard to argue with the fact that invading another country is very not woke.
Just when I thought the show couldn't get better... this is one of the BEST episodes!!!!!!
Always enjoy his weekly podcasts, but seeing him live at the Improv, got damn 😂😂😂. It's a must to see him live.
Yes!!! Kept checking and hoping for a new episode. Thank you!
Mr. Dillon thank you for your service!!
That light Foot mix in the beginning is *HOT FIRE*
Dude I'm so glad you came to Maine. Shits sucked here last few years and it was first time out in a while. Big fan of the pod. The show was amazing. I didn't know what to expect. You are a national treasure sir. Keep it up!! Someday soon I'll subscribe to the patreon
Would you consider Maine a fun state?
@@thepsychedelicqueef9684 depends what you consider fun
@@slawdogtrillionaire9508 lobster fishing and snorting coke and prescriptions is my idea of fun
@@thepsychedelicqueef9684 you'd fit right in bubba
@@slawdogtrillionaire9508 I’m from Maine I’m just fucking with you🤣🤣 i knew you’d respond with something along those lines
Tim saves the world again. While Ben milks his job
*Ben giggles
In this sentence, is 'job' a euphemism?
Ben is Heaven
@@drdeadbeat1604 I read it as 'Tim's prostate.'
@@blindthrall I'm glad they used the euphemism
Hasbulla at the end of the intro without a doubt makes it top tier buying tickets to every show
It really is the cherry on top. Said the same thing on Twitter.
Tim is evolving , the intro was so fucking fire lol
My high point of this week. Thanks Tim, keep'em comin'.....
This is the most informative news and current events source on the planet.
TIM READING THE BUTT BOOK HAS ME DYING. I'M LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE. LOLOL, WE NEED TIM TO DO A SECTION JUST ON READING CHILDREN'S BOOKS.
I would gladly pay for him to have a bedtime podcast where he remixes all sorts of kids books, especially ones written by celebrities.
Ayyyye wudup my nigga!!!!....I mean Nutella!!!! 😉 😉
@@redrich7679 Yeah, relax.
@@acw079 LOL I would love that.
Tim in cracking form today. Excited that you’re coming down to Australia.
Great episode, can’t wait to see you in Brisbane, Australia 🇦🇺
"Why doesn't JK Rowling do another book about a council of people that decide which wizards are trans or not when they're kids"😂
I lost it when he said there should be a sorting hat for trans kids
@@nategroves4879 MTFYNDOOORRRR
I need Tim to talk about Rush Limbaugh's perceived take on the Ukraine situation. "Get 'em Rush!" - Tim.
Love the set!
Thanks Tim & Ben, this made my day
Feels like it’s COVID again with these Saturday night drops.
Have to pass a few hours at the airport so the episode couldn't have dropped at a better time. Praise the Pig
I live in Japan and one of the most popular children's shows/book series is a child detective with a literal butt for a face. (Oshiri Tantei Butt Detective) What a stark contrast between Japan and butt hating school boards in America.
I’m getting real excited about seeing Tim next month in London.
Tim coming in raw dogging the YT algorithms with epic content yet again. Slava Timmy D!
YT?
They’re setting up an alien invasion with this nuclear war hype
Based
I sure hope so.
Yoooo! The tour vids were DOPE
We all know what Tim's never late for and thats Dinner.
I saw the Lori Lightfoot piece on IG earlier today with no Volume and was laughing do hard. I had no idea it had Biggies "Hypnotize" as the backdrop. Man I went into shock it's so funny I can't even laugh. Similar thing happened to Cartman when he saw the Ass face family. 🤣
That was a brilliant intro 😂
That beat in the intro promo was FIRE
Best intro work I’ve seen. Bravo
It's weird that they're openly making an effort to spread propaganda to influencers
It’s really not that weird. Pretty common, most of y’all fall for the propaganda so you’re just stupid.
Even the terminology is basically self parody, "influencers". That would sound hack if it was written in a novel, but no, it's reality
@@bena1826 what the hell fo you think celebrities are if not propaganda machines
@@YaYa-ky3kc well yeah. I just appreciate that we live in a world where someone might legitimately say "I wonder how The Influencers will react to this"
No its not weird its inevitable, no one is watching the news or traditional media outlets so they need to get their word out some how. And what a better way than to influence mindless influences. What a fkn joke.
Never in my life have I seen better promo game- and it looks like Ben made it on a windows 98. Fucking genius 🤣💎🎯
It's so good 😂😂😂
It was a true delight
The period piece part of the conversation got me! 😭 😂😭 keep staying honest and real!
Fuggin AWESOME opener!